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The Challenge (s1, ep28)

When escaped convicts hold up the general store in North Fork and take Marshal Torrance hostage, Lucas comes to the rescue.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Corporal Dasovik (s7, ep10)

A corporal who shuns responsibility seeks Favor's help after he's put in command of a squad escorting indian prisoners to a reservation.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Gun Shy (s1, ep29)

Trying to locate the thieves who stole a jade chess set, Paladin ends up in a small Montana town where he becomes involved in a romance with a landlady's daughter.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Mental Lapse (s2, ep17)

Josh plays detective when he signs on to help an amnesiac discover his identity.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Spook Louder, Idle Roomers, A Bird In The Head, Ghost Talks, Three Pests In A Mess, If A Body Meets A Body

"The Stooges are left in charge of a spooky mansion, when an eccentric inventor goes to Washington with a death ray. , The Stooges are working as bellboys in a large hotel when a side show promoter shows up with 'Lupe', a wild wolfman who promptly escapes. The Stooges try to capture the wolfman by playing music to calm him, but music makes the wolfman go berserk and soon the Stooges are the ones trying to run away. The boys end up caught in an elevator with the wolfman who shoots them into the sky. , When Moe reads that Curly's rich uncle has died, and has left his estate to Curly, the boys go there to collect. They find that the uncle was murdered and his body and will are missing., The maniacal masters of madcap are back, digitally remastered, repackaged and hilarious as ever. , The Stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house. The armor is haunted by the ghost of Peeping Tom, who has no intention of leaving. The ghost foils the Stooges attempts to take the armor, until Lady Godiva shows up and the two ride off together. , The Stooges are three inventors trying to a get a patent on their preposterous fly catching invention. When they learn they'll have to catch 100,000 flies to earn enough to get a patent, some crooks overhear and think the boys are the $100,000 sweepstakes winners. When the crooks give chase, the Stooges hide in a sporting goods store where Curly shoots a dummy, which they mistake for a real person. The boys decide to bury the "body" in a pet cemetery, but the cemetery owner arrives from a costume party with his partners, all dressed as spooks, and they proceed to scare the devil out of the Stooges. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

"A timid typesetter who longs to be a reporter hopes to land a big story by spending a night in a haunted house."

10:30pm

House of Svengoolie

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?

"A former child star torments her paraplegic sister in their decaying Hollywood mansion."

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Sky Pirate (s1, ep18)

The Robinsons meet a space traveler who turns out to be an Earth man, Alonzo P. Tucker, who was abducted from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, by aliens in 1876.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Terrible Toys (s3, ep5)

Aliens aboard a UFO rig six windup toys in an effort to destroy the Seaview.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Clones (s2, ep11)

Two giant scientists capture Barry, Valerie, Fitzhugh, and Dan, and use them in a cloning experiment.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Pirates Of Deadman's Island (s1, ep23)

In 1805, the travelers try to escape from a pirate's Barbary Coast lair before it is shelled by U.S. warships.

5:00am

The Invaders

Task Force (s2, ep16)

Vincent and the believers meet with a publishing magnate

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Hot Air Hero

"Hot air balloonist, Andre,sets down near Adam's place. After meeting and talking with him,Andre says his flight is a test. One day,an option to The Pony Express mail system. Will all help with repairs or is air mail too crazy an idea?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Chase By Copter

"Marlin and Jim take to the air in a helicopter for two thrilling hunts over Canada…one in search of a giant moose and then in the mountains of western Canada for a mountain goat roundup."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lion Country

"Probably the greatest of the great cats is the king of beasts … the African lion. Roaming the open savannas, its roar is a threat to all who live within its range. Its amazing physical abilities make it the most feared hunter on the African continent."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Unwanted Cougar

"In the cougar’s northernmost range, the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia, a mother cougar roams with her yearling cub, until the new litter comes along. Then she must savagely chase the year old cub away."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Year Of The Otter

"In a small Wisconsin lake, two otters are born. We follow the appealing animals through the first year of their lives."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Danger: Wild Animals

"Marlin and Jim demonstrate how to handle dangerous animals of the zoo and the wild."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Flight

"An analysis of the ‘miracle of flight’ from the soaring condors of the Andes to the backward-flying fairy terns of Midway."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Dropout (s2, ep1)

Mike has been designing a new home for Don Drysdale, who stops by the house to look at the plans. After Drysdale gives Greg baseball tips, he considers dropping out of high school to become a professional ball player.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Babysitters (s2, ep2)

With Alice away at Sam's, and Cindy developing the sniffles, Mike and Carol are ready to cancel their night out. Greg and Marcia argue that they are responsible and old enough to look after their siblings.

Fonzie moves in with the Cunninghams

11:00am

Happy Days

Fonzie Moves In (s3, ep1)

With Howard's hardware store about to face new competition, the Cunninghams decide they need to rent the room above their garage to generate extra income. Howard is shocked when Richie rents it to Fonzie.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Spy In My Beer (s4, ep23)

After no one believes Laverne saw an industrial spy in the brewery, she and Shirley embark on a late-night stakeout to catch the spy.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

The Courtroom (s2, ep7)

The Ricardos give the Mertzes a television set for their anniversary, but Ricky's zealous tuning causes it to blow up. Fred retaliates by breaking the Ricardos' set (by kicking it!) The foursome end up in court, where they manage to destroy the judge's TV, too!

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Mustache (s6, ep15)

Wally's on-again off-again girlfriend, Julie Foster, seems to have thrown him over for a new guy in school who just happens to have a mustache. Wally's ego is bruised when Eddie tells him that Julie thinks he's naive and immature. This is the last straw and Wally decides to grow a mustache, much to the dismay of his family.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally Buys A Car (s6, ep16)

A friend has a car for sale and Wally is interested; however, Ward and June are, as usual, hesitant about the whole thing. Ward decides to give in to Wally and allow him to buy the used car, with the condition that he inspect it first. Ward quickly finds problems with the car and he helps Wally look elsewhere giving Wally tips on the process of used car shopping.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale (s1, ep4)

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she must be a drunk. With his wife coming home, Drysdale and Jane try to prevent her from meeting the family before they can shape the hillbillies up.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Buys Stock (s1, ep5)

When Drysdale suggest buying good stock, Jed quickly buys some cows, pigs and chickens. Meanwhile, Granny has plans to sober up Mrs. Drysdale, who the family believes is a lush. And Mr. Drysdale is trying to hide the new hillbilly neighbors from his wife.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Ship Ahoax (s2, ep23)

The castaways begin to suffer from "island madness" due to the isolation. The Professor attempts to come up with a plan to lift everyone's spirits.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Feed The Kitty (s2, ep24)

A cage containing a lion washes ashore in the lagoon.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Psychic Pheno-mama (s6, ep)

The Harpers hire a psychic whose predictions all come true. That is, until Mama discovers that she is a fraud and plots revenge.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Take My Mama, Please! (s6, ep)

When Mama thinks she can do better than the comedian at the local dinner theater, she signs up for the open microphone night. And when the church congregation learns of it, she is forced to get serious about coming up with an act.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

The Return Of The Captains Lady (s5, ep1)

Stubing hears about a former love; a man wants to leave his companion aboard; a man claims he was attacked.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Peter Morcey- Star Wars Toys

"There are all kinds of Star Wars collectors. Peter Morcey is the kind of guy who collects Star Wars toys, lots of them, and displays them in a meticulous fashion that shows off all his complete toy lines, toy lines from other countries, and toys that no one else has. Today, he'll show Lisa some of his most prized possessions like the one-of-a-kind ,multi-colored C3P0 figures, a vinyl caped Jawa, and a coveted Italian card back that doesn't even have the toy attached. Our expert, John Ragusa, Peter's pal, and a Star Wars fan and collector himself will have the honors of appraising this magnificent collection and then attempting to make a swap with Peter. John's brought a hard-to-get collectible he knows Peter wants, but may be reaching for another galaxy with his trade request."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Birth Of The Baby (part 1) (s6, ep14)

It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Birth Of The Baby (part 2) (s6, ep15)

Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.

9:00pm

All in the Family

New Year's Wedding (s6, ep16)

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie, The Babysitter (s6, ep17)

Mike & Gloria get one of Mike's students to babysit Joey. Archie feels that the babysitters are too radical and takes care of babysitting himself along with his poker foursome.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Totie Fields

"Guests Ken Berry and Totie Fields. Originally aired on 02/15/71."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Pat Carroll, Tim Conway, And Karen Wyman

"Guests Pat Carroll, Tim Conway, and Karen Wyman. Originally aired on 03/01/71."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Jealousy! (s1, ep8)

Laura suspects the worst when Rob has to work late with a glamorous movie star.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

To Tell Or Not To Tell (s1, ep9)

Everyone wants Laura to dance on "The Alan Brady Show" -- everyone, except Rob.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Deciding Vote (s4, ep11)

Ralph is busy buying Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the Raccoon election for convention manager.

Jack Klugman and Bill Mumy share an emotional journey!

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

In Praise Of Pip (s5, ep1)

An alcoholic bookie regrets that he wasn't a better father to his son, Pip, critically wounded in South Vietnam.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Pearl Necklace (s6, ep28)

A young man convinces his girlfriend to accept the marriage proposal from an old, sick and very rich man.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

You Can't Trust A Man (s6, ep29)

Guilt and fear plague a woman when her husband returns from prison after serving time for a crime she committed.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Merchant (s5, ep23)

Armand Anderssarian is an illegal arms dealer who is about to complete a multi-million dollar deal selling arms to guerrilla groups around the world—and it's up to the IMF to stop him.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Wings Of An Angel (s3, ep1)

Kimble is riding on a bus when the police stop it, not to arrest Kimble, but to capture an escaped convict who takes a woman hostage. Kimble disarms the man, but gets stabbed during the struggle while the convict is shot dead. Not knowing his true identit

4:00am

Harry O

Forbidden City

"Private investigator Harry Orwell investigates the death of a friend and finds himself surrounded by the mysterious justice of the Orient."

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-05 (s3, ep2)

Cases: an abandoned baby; a teenager on drugs.

5:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-10 (s3, ep3)

Friday grapples with the Uncle Tom syndrome in selling ethnic groups on police careers.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 173 -- Shoplift (s2, ep26)

Malloy and Reed track down a young shoplifter who escapes custody and hides at the lair of an eccentric spiritualist whom she worships.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 174 -- Loan Sharks (s3, ep1)

While investigating the severe beating of a factory worker, Reed and Malloy uncover an extensive loansharking operation.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toony's Really Really Late Show

"Toony hosts his own late-night talk show, as sidekick Bill fills him on the history of the format."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Parking Attendants (s6, ep17)

The social event of the season, according to Fred Rutherford, is a big party that a wealthy family is throwing and he rubs it in due to the fact that June and Ward didn't get an invitation. However, Wally and Eddie will be there after they get jobs parking the guest's cars. However, trouble ensues when Eddie parks Fred's car in a no parking spot and the car gets towed away by the city.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

More Blessed To Give (s6, ep18)

Beaver and Gilbert go to a carnival and Beaver surprisingly wins a fourteen caret gold locket in one of the carnival games. Beaver thinks about giving it to June but, thanks to Gilbert, decides to give it to a girl whom he has a crush on. However, soon it becomes apparent that this was a mistake when the girl's parents discover Beaver's gift.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Purple Woman (s2, ep9)

An art collector, Rufus Varner, is told by a reputable art critic that one of his most prized paintings, "The Purple Woman," is a forgery.

10:00am

Matlock

The Fighter (s5, ep)

When fighter Billy Leon is accused of murdering the reporter who made public his alleged steroid use, Matlock agrees to take the seemingly open-and-shut case.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

King's Ransom (s3, ep10)

The F.B.I. tries to talk an ex-boxer into testifying against a mobster he once worked for, but the fighter sees the situation as an opportunity for blackmail.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Attack (s7, ep19)

Ike has a heart attack and is hospitalized

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Renegades (s8, ep18)

Quint tries to convince an Army officer that white renegades are responsible for starting the latest Indian uprising.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Second Sight (s13, ep16)

When Jamie goes missing, the Cartwrights enlist the help of a reluctant clairvoyant to locate the youngster.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hawk (s1, ep29)

Young Mark manages to capture a hawk, but then falls into danger from a rattlesnake. When a stranger comes to his rescue, the grateful Mark invites the man home, unaware that he is on the run from the law.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Three-legged Terror (s1, ep30)

When a rambunctious teenager wrecks a schoolroom, Lucas McCain, as a member of the North Fork school board, asks the boy's reluctant uncle to pay for the damages.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bruce Saybrook Story (s5, ep9)

"Lord Bruce Saybrook, London millionaire, takes his brother, wife and employee out west on a hunting trip hoping to repair his relationships. They run into hostile Indians. During the ensuing battle, everyone's the true character comes out."

5:00pm

Emergency!

All Night Long (s6, ep24)

Gage tries to create his own television game show. An elderly musician experiences heart trouble. When a car runs a stop sign, three injuries result. A tightrope walker gets stuck between two buildings.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Soap Opera (s6, ep26)

Granny wants to keep her doctor’s practice going in Beverly Hills. Elly, while on the phone with Miss Jane, is told about Rex Goodbody, who is a character on 'A Journey To Misery.' Elly tells Granny about him and that he might need an operation, and they decide they want to help Rex Goodbody improve. Granny learns that Goodbody is a neighbor, and the Clampetts decide to prevent the operation.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The General Swap (s2, ep17)

Hogan captures a German general to trade for an American general who dislikes Hogan.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery (s2, ep18)

Hogan robs a bank to help pay for a map to German rocket installations.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Chita Rivera And Bob Newhart (part 1)

"Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Originally aired on 02/22/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Frustrated Folksinger (s8, ep15)

When a shady music industry agent is found murdered, there are several likely culprits, and Mason has to determine which of them did the deed.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Steel (s5, ep2)

Boxing robot "Battling Maxo" breaks down before a match, forcing its manager to take its place in the ring.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Gloating Place (s6, ep30)

Susan Harper craves attention so desperately that she makes up a story about being attacked by a man.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Self Defense (s6, ep31)

Bravery is not a man's only motivation when he picks up a weapon and goes after a liquor store robber.

2:05am

Mannix

Little Girl Lost (s7, ep1)

Mannix tries to help a girl who witnessed her father's murder and was driven over the edge mentally by the event.

3:05am

Cannon

The Man Who Died Twice

"With the help of his former police partner, Frank is asked by his former captain to reopen a case of a corrupt cop who has reappeared after being declared dead years ago."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Killer Without A Name (s8, ep17)

While on a cruise, Betty falls for a man who's being targeted by South American street police.

5:00am

Dragnet

Management Services - Dr-11 (s3, ep4)

Martin Luther King's assassination sends Friday and the Emergency Control Center into action.

5:30am

Dragnet

Police Commission - Dr-13 (s3, ep5)

The detectives crack down on wildcatters—freelance tow-truck drivers who victimize motorists.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 35 -- Easy, Bare Rider (s3, ep2)

Malloy and Reed investigate the mysterious source behind a boy's suspicious spending spree, wield a blanket instead of gun during a disrobed driver's DUI arrest and bust up a car parts theft ring.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 95 -- Purse Snatcher (s3, ep3)

Reed and Malloy have to think outside the box to capture an intelligent yet neglected teenage purse snatcher. Their efforts to talk sense into him before he commits a much more serious crime prove to be futile.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bison Bill's Wild West Show

"When Bill tries to unleash his inner cowboy, Toony insteads hires a real-life rodeo clown to show him the ropes."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Good Deed (s6, ep19)

Beaver seems to be on a selfish streak after backing out of a babysitting and later not wanting to do a simple favor for Wally. Ward gives Beaver a stern lecture and he soon takes Ward's advice when a tramp comes to the door wanting some kindness. However, the tramp quickly takes advantage and helps himself to more than a glass of water.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Credit Card (s6, ep20)

Eddie brags about getting a credit card to his high school friends. When Wally's battery dies on his car, Eddie comes to the rescue by getting him a brand new battery. Everything is fine until Mr. Haskell finds out that Eddie charged it on their charge account.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fancy Figures (s2, ep10)

Martin Ellis is sent to jail for stealing the sum of $300,000. Ellis is later exonerated thanks to evidence discovered by his wife and the real thief, Charles Brewster, is arrested for the theft. Brewster manages to get out of jail on bail but later turns up dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Critic (s5, ep)

When a theatre critic is murdered after panning a play, Matlock is hired to defend the suspected murderer, Sam Spelvin, the play's writer as well as one of Matlock's childhood friends.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Epitaph For A Lady (s3, ep11)

A longtime friend of the Chief makes threats against a doctor he believes is responsible for his wife's death .When the doctor is killed he becomes the prime suspect. But Gillespie doubts his guilt - even after he confesses.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Legacy (s7, ep20)

Ashley Longworth returns to Emily Baldwin

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Cotter's Girl (s8, ep19)

Matt attempts to civilize a teenage mountain girl.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Saddle Stiff (s13, ep17)

Ben is challenged by a former employee to get himself hired elsewhere as a ranch hand, thus proving that his aging body can handle the intense physical labor of the job.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Man (s1, ep31)

The McCains try to be tolerant of their embittered neighbor, Abel MacDonald, who tells Lucas to keep off his land and won't allow his son to become friends with Mark. However, McCain decides he's gone too far when he won't allow his injured boy to get medical treatment.

A tale of women's suffrage in the Wild West.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Woman (s1, ep32)

An unfounded rumor causes North Fork's outspoken feminist schoolteacher to be attacked by a mob of angry townspeople.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Lizabeth Ann Calhoun Story (s5, ep10)

"Lizabeth Ann Calhoun meets the wagon train staff as they stop for supplies. She asks permission to join the train so she can avoid the advances of a young man she claims is in love with her, however his real motives may be very different."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Most Deadly Passage (part 1)

"Roy and Johnny are sent to Seattle to study the techniques used there. A skydiver jumps off the Space Needle, a worker is trapped at the top of the Kingdome, and a fuel pumper loads a ferry with gasoline instead of diesel fuel, which sets the ferry on fire in the middle of the Elliot Bay."

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Rumor At The Top (s10, ep3)

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (s10, ep4)

Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Wheelers And Dealers (s10, ep5)

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Dog Days (s6, ep27)

While Elly is washing her dogs, Granny calls that the food is ready, and the dogs trample her. Granny tells Jed and Elly that if the dogs don’t go, she will. Drysdale is also having dog troubles, annoyed with the fact that his wife’s dog gets beauty parlor treatment. Jed finally convinces Granny to let the dogs stay, but after changing her mind, she gets trampled by Elly’s new dogs, causing her to want them all out again.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Praise The Fuhrer And Pass The Ammunition (s2, ep19)

Hogan and his men create chaos during staged war games that a ruthless Nazi colonel has scheduled near Stalag 13, replacing the exercise's fake explosives with live ammunition.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan And The Lady Doctor (s2, ep20)

Hogan resents having a lady scientist in charge of a mission to destroy a lab.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Chita Rivera And Bob Newhart (part 2)

"Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Originally aired on 02/22/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Thermal Thief (s8, ep16)

Attorney Ken Kramer comes to the aid of an alleged thief accused of stealing a $50,000 necklace.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Kind Of A Stopwatch (s5, ep4)

A man is given a stopwatch that allows him to halt time.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Secret Life (s6, ep32)

A man hires a detective to follow his wife in hopes of finding grounds for divorce.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Servant Problem (s6, ep33)

A writer is shocked and far from happy when his long-missing wife reappears.

2:05am

Mannix

The Gang’s All Here (s7, ep6)

Mannix becomes the target of a vicious street gang known as the Nomads.

3:05am

Cannon

A Touch Of Venom

"A group of terrorists have drugged Cannon with a poison, giving him 72 hours to give them a defector and receive the antidote or die."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death Is The Punchline (s8, ep18)

A comic is suspected of killing the nightclub owner who fired him after his act proved to be a flop.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-06 (s3, ep6)

Friday's apartment party provides insight into the nature of an officer's private life.

5:30am

Dragnet

Robbery - Dr-15 (s3, ep7)

The detectives tackle cases for the department's robbery division.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 45 -- Bright Boy (s3, ep4)

Reed and Malloy report to a burglary call that was witnessed by a boy with a photographic memory. Afterward, they are called to the scene of two drunk men shooting at a box of dynamite at close range in a residential area.

Leave It to Beaver's Tony Dow guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 65 -- Cigarettes, Cars And Wild, Wild Women (s3, ep5)

Reed and Malloy help take down a chop-shop that employs cute girls in mini-skirts to steal cars from trusting men. They also arrest a young man who grows pot and holds parties in the home of his unsuspecting shut-in aunt.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Despearately Seeking Simon

"When Bill fills in for Simon Shock, his deejay skills reshape the radio show."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Caddie

"Beaver has gotten a job as a caddy and is quickly running around the golf course chasing balls. However, all innocence is broken when one of the guys, Beaver is caddying for cheats in order to win a bet. Soon, Beaver begins wrestling with his conscience over whether or not to tell anyone."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver On Tv (s6, ep22)

Beaver comes home with the news that he applied to appear on a local television show called 'Teen Forum' and has been accepted. Beaver gets out of classes for the taping and all his classmates are treated to being able to watch him on TV during class. However, what Beaver, his friends and family don't know is that the show tapes each episode a week in advance.

Perry cross examines a parrot voiced by cartoon legend Mel Blanc!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Perjured Parrot (s2, ep11)

The courtroom action in this episode takes place at a coroner's inquest as a parrot holds the key to freeing suspect Ellen Sabin from blame in the murder of her husband.

10:00am

Matlock

The Parents (s5, ep)

When a woman who was planning to give her unborn baby to couple Howard and Amy has second thoughts and is soon found dead, the couple in question are the natural suspects. Matlock sets out to prove that someone else may have had a motive.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Triangle (s3, ep12)

A man murders his wife and her lover after he catches them together, then flees to a remote cabin with his daughter who does not know what he has done. The chief and the boys hope to talk him into surrendering without resorting to violence.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Outsider (s7, ep21)

Ben surprises his family by bringing home a woman - his new bride

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Bad One (s8, ep20)

Matt investigates why a woman refuses to identify a stagecoach robber.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Frenzy (s13, ep18)

The husband of Ben's friend, Anna Kosovo, suddenly becomes a raging lunatic, barricading himself and Anna inside their home, threatening to kill anyone who tries to intervene.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Money Gun (s1, ep33)

When his employer begins to suspect him of embezzlement, bookkeeper Asa Manning decides to hire a professional gunman to take care of the problem.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Matter Of Faith (s1, ep34)

Although a drought has forced local cowhands to seek work on a railroad construction project, railroad executives are afraid that their workers will desert them if they believe an old man's claim that he has found a way to make rain.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Traitor (s5, ep11)

"Convicted of horse-stealing, Flint receives from Chris 20 lashes followed by banishment from the train. The lashes on his back then serve Flint as a "badge of dishonor" as he infiltrates a gang headed by a man known as Angel de Muerte."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Most Deadly Passage (part 2)

"Roy and Johnny are sent to Seattle to study the techniques used there. A skydiver jumps off the Space Needle, a worker is trapped at the top of the Kingdome, and a fuel pumper loads a ferry with gasoline instead of diesel fuel, which sets the ferry on fire in the middle of the Elliot Bay."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown (s10, ep6)

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgment: Part 1 (s10, ep7)

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgment: Part 2 (s10, ep8)

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead (s10, ep10)

While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Crystal Gazers (s6, ep28)

Granny believes she has the power to predict the future, and she is set on doing whatever she needs to make her predictions come true.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Swing Shift (s2, ep21)

Newkirk gets drafted into the German army while working on Hogan's plan to sabotage a ammunition factory.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Heil Klink (s2, ep22)

Hogan is hiding a defecting German officer, and convinces Klink that the latter, who looks like Schultz, is really Hitler in disguise.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Mike Douglas And Bernadette Peters

"Guests Mike Douglas and Bernadette Peters. Originally aired on 03/08/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Venom (s8, ep17)

Mason is hired to look into the death of his client's son, which occurred two years earlier. It is revealed that several people may have had reason to want the man out of the way.

The legendary Mickey Rooney delivers an unforgettable one-man performance.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Last Night Of A Jockey (s5, ep5)

A dejected jockey wants to be tall.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Coming Home (s6, ep34)

A man just released from prison becomes desperate when his stash of money disappears.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Final Arrangements (s6, ep35)

A man decides to get away from his nagging, invalid wife once and for all.

2:05am

Mannix

Desert Run (s7, ep5)

A woman hires Mannix to investigate the disappearance of her husband's plane in the Rockies, but then the detective learns that she is not the missing man's wife.

3:05am

Cannon

Man In The Middle

"As a last request, Frank's former police mentor has asked him to go to Mexico and retrieve his son."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Final Victim, The (s8, ep19)

A columnist writing about prostitution focuses on a murdered girl whose reputation Barnaby is trying to save.

5:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-12 (s3, ep8)

Police and Secret Service undertake maximum security for a Presidential visit to Los Angeles.

5:30am

Dragnet

Training - Dr-18 (s3, ep9)

Friday clashes with a woman writer gathering research material for an article on policewomen.

Hollywood legend Jodie Foster guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 55 -- Missing Child (s3, ep6)

After responding to a gas leak in a home, reed and malloy search for a missing child. Finally, they investigate an attempted car theft that ended with a fatal shooting.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 75: Have A Nice Weekend

"The officers investigate robberies, attempted arson and a violent argument."

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Fall Rush

"Bill and Toony rush Cleamma!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Box Office Attraction (s6, ep23)

June and Ward have noticed the Wally has been spending quite a bit of his time at the movie theater but it's not to see the movies. He's been eyeing the pretty young lady who works in the box office. Thanks to Eddie, Wally works up enough courage to ask her out but quickly sees another side to the young lady that is a bit too mature for Wally's taste.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Lumpy's Scholarship (s6, ep24)

Wally is let down when he learns that he didn't get the sports scholarship from State University. However, he does learn that Lumpy did get one and this leads him to throw a party in Lumpy's honor. However, half way through the party, Fred calls with some unfortunate news for Lumpy, the scholarship is no longer available due to Lumpy's grades.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Shattered Dream (s2, ep12)

Sarah Werner asks Mason to find her husband, Hugo Werner, who ran off with her inheritance. Hugo, now using the name Hans Breel, is working on a gem scam but his scheme backfires when he is murdered and Sarah is charged with the crime.

10:00am

Matlock

The Man Of The Year (s5, ep)

Matlock is all set to be honored as the man of the year, but when his car breaks down and he's forced to ask his housekeeper for a ride, a simple 20-minute trip turns into a flat tire, hostage situation and afternoon in jail.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Hello In There (s3, ep13)

Bubba refuses to believe that a former teammate embezzled funds from the bank where he worked. And sets out to prove that his friend was framed and murdered. Harriet hopes that art therapy can help the man's traumatized son, who becomes a target himself when the killer realizes he witnessed the crime.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Torch (s7, ep22)

An old girlfriend of John Walton buys the Drew Drop Inn where Jason works.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Cousin (s8, ep21)

Matt's foster brother forces him into a showdown.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Customs Of The Country (s13, ep19)

Joe and Hoss enter a new world when they arrive in Agua Santos, Mexico. Joe breaks a law by removing his hat in church and Hoss encounters more oddities when trying to gain his release.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Blood Brothers (s1, ep35)

Lucas McCain gives blood to save a dying man and is surprised by Marshal Torrance's odd behavior toward the man. Then three men arrive from a nearby town and demand custody of the stranger.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Stranger At Night (s1, ep36)

Mark's finding the body of a murder victim starts Lucas, his friend, Artemus, and Marshal Torrance on a search for the killer.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bettina May Story (s5, ep12)

"Bettina May leads three generations of her family across the plains. Other members of the wagon train as well as some family members become concerned with her over bearing nature and the level of control she exerts on the family."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Greatest Rescues Of Emergency! (part 1)

"When Johnny and Roy are promoted to Captain, they reminisce about their years working together. Flash-back sequences include the rescue of airplane passengers after a crash-landing, a potential suicide threatening to leap from a crane tower, and a girl whose toe is stuck in a faucet."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Birthday Girls (s10, ep11)

Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood And Guts (s10, ep12)

Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Holy Mess (s10, ep13)

An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Tooth Shall Set You Free (s10, ep14)

Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

From Rags To Riches (s6, ep29)

Drysdale tells the Clampetts to put up the cabin so he can make a commercial showing how he took a poor hillbilly family and made them rich, putting them in a gorgeous mansion in Beverly Hills. Miss Jane doesn’t agree with his plan, and ends up getting upset after he lies about a giant nest egg, breaking her egg over his head. Drysdale arrives at the cabin to make sure all is all right and tells his wife what it is for. She throws him out on his head, and Granny thinks Drysdale has hurt his head badly, and decides to perform a head transplant.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Everyone Has A Brother-in-law (s2, ep23)

Hogan's plot to destroy an ammunition train is foiled by Burkhalter's brother-in-law.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Killer Klink (s2, ep24)

Hogan uses an incredibly original ruse to get Schultz a weeklong furlough in Heidelberg. While there, Schultz is to deliver needed radio parts to the underground.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, And David Frost (part 1)

"Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost. Originally aired on 03/22/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Tell-tale Tap (s8, ep18)

When the niece of the head of an investment firm is found dead, the company's financial comptroller is charged with her murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Old Man In The Cave (s5, ep7)

A mysterious guardian helps a tiny community survive after nuclear war destroys much of the Earth.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Make My Death Bed (s6, ep36)

It is New Year's Eve and Mr. Taylor's resolution is to end Mrs. Taylor's extramarital flirtations.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Ambition (s6, ep37)

D.A. Rudolf Cox expects to get a politically valuable conviction with the help of stool pigeon Lou Heinz.

2:05am

Mannix

Silent Target (s7, ep7)

On a fishing trip, Mannix has his car break down in the desert. Searching for help he stumbles across the headquarters of a modern day Murder Inc.

3:05am

Cannon

Fall Guy

"Cannon has been hired when a VP of a petroleum company is charged with misappropriation of funds and faces dismissal and prison time."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Silent Accuser, The (s8, ep20)

Betty responds to an SOS from her teacher friend, only to find her dead.

5:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-14 (s3, ep10)

Friday and Gannon try to get citizens to take part in a crime-prevention campaign.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-16 (s3, ep11)

A businessman's war against drug addiction results in a new group whose motto is "freaking out isn't in."

Mark Goddard of Lost in Space fame guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 105 -- Elegy For A Pig (s3, ep8)

Officer Malloy pays tribute to Officer Tom Porter, who has recently fallen in the line of duty. Malloy recounts the close friendship they developed while training at the academy, as well as the moments where they crossed paths on duty, including the night of the officer's unfortunate demise.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 25 -- Indians (s3, ep9)

Malloy and reed hunt down a suspect who has been bombing downtown storefronts. Then they report to a scuffle between two native americans at a bar that the bartender thinks may be a prelude to something a lot more serious.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Magnolia State

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Silent Treatment (s6, ep25)

Beaver is all set to go with Eddie and Wally to hook up a AM/FM car radio in Eddie's car but June stops him and insists he go to the grocery store to pick up the items he had promised. This leads Beaver to give June the cold shoulder treatment while playing up to Ward.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Uncle Billy's Visit (s6, ep26)

June and Ward go away for a couple of days and leave Uncle Billy to stay with Wally and Beaver. Beaver quickly realizes Billy runs a much looser ship than Ward and June and feels as if he can get away with more things. However, he's soon in for a rude awakening when he helps Gilbert sneak into the movies.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Borrowed Brunette (s2, ep13)

Eva Martell is hired out of numerous candidates by Melvin Slater to impersonate a woman named Helen Reynolds. Eva is paid extremely well and given a nice apartment for assuming the identity of Helen.

10:00am

Matlock

The Arsonist (s5, ep)

When one of two business partners planning to hire an arsonist and collect insurance money is found dead, the surviving business man is pinned as the likely killer.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

December Days (s3, ep14)

The Sparta police investigate a suspicious death in a nursing home.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Tailspin (s7, ep23)

Jim-Bob finds out he is not eligible to fly in the Air Corps due to bad vision

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Shona (s8, ep22)

As the citizens of Dodge deal with the strain of Indian raids, a farmer brings his ailing Indian wife into town for treatment.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Shanklin (s13, ep20)

When a rogue ex-Confederate soldier critically wounds Hoss in a robbery attempt, Ben learns that the very man who shot Hoss may be the only one in town able to perform a life-saving surgery.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Raid (s1, ep37)

When renegade Apaches wound Lucas and kidnap Mark, Marshal Torrance joins with U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart to form a rescue posse.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Outlaw's Inheritance (s1, ep38)

Lucas is the town's representative to the railroad commission until an infamous train robber dies and leaves his ill-gotten wealth to him. Lucas must clear his name and stop the reckless ambition of his replacement.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Clyde (s5, ep13)

"Charlie's life undergoes an epiphany when he finds an injured buffalo and the animal befriends him. He takes the buffalo, who he calls Clyde, into the wagon train as a pet. Others, however, don't appreciate the trouble the creature causes."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Greatest Rescues Of Emergency! (part 2)

"When Johnny and Roy are promoted to Captain, they reminisce about their years working together. Flash-back sequences include the rescue of airplane passengers after a crash-landing, a potential suicide threatening to leap from a crane tower, and a girl whose toe is stuck in a faucet."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Pressure Points (s10, ep15)

Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Where There's A Will, There's A War (s10, ep16)

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Promotion Commotion (s10, ep17)

Winchester, Pierce and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Heroes (s10, ep18)

Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, "Gentleman" Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Cousin Roy (s6, ep30)

The Clampetts are preparing for Cousin Roy to visit Beverly Hills. When Roy gets to the mansion, he sees Elly May, who he has a huge crush on, and performs a song about her for the Clampetts. But Roy’s main purpose for visiting is to sell his mom’s medicine, Big Momma’s Magic Mixture, and finds great success in doing it.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Reverend Kommandant Klink (s2, ep25)

Hogan sneaks a French pilot's girl into camp and gets Klink to marry them.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Most Escape-proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From (s2, ep26)

Colonel Klink's "no escape" record is jeopardized when Malcom Flood, a British escape artist, lands in Stalag 13 and intends to continue his impressive escape record, a plan likely to endanger Hogan's scheduled rendezvous with an OSS agent.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, And David Frost (part 2)

"Guests Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost. Originally aired on 03/22/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Feather Cloak (s8, ep19)

An avid surfer and beachcomber finds something on a Hawaiian beach, something important enough for someone to kill him with a spearfishing gun. After his girlfriend is seen fleeing the scene, it's up to Mason and Drake to defend her.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Uncle Simon (s5, ep8)

After her mean-spirited uncle dies, an old maid inherits the crotchety inventor's estate, with the stipulation that she cares for his latest invention, a robot.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Hatbox (s7, ep1)

Two young men suspect one of their professors of murdering his wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Bang, You're Dead (s7, ep2)

A boy believes the gun he found was meant for him.

2:05am

Mannix

A World Without Sundays (s7, ep8)

Mannix is hired to find the gal-pal of a mobster who disappeared while en route to Los Angeles with a well-known football player.

3:05am

Cannon

The Melted Man

"Cannon investigates when an heiress finds an ax buried into the head of a snowman outside of her home."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadline For Murder (s8, ep21)

A pair of men pretending to be Barnaby and J.R. murder a writer employed by a publishing empire.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Why Girls Leave Home (s2, ep32)

Bobbie Jo decides to move to New York to take singing lessons.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

There's No Stove Like An Old Stove (s2, ep33)

Uncle Joe has had enough of chopping wood for Kate, so he hits upon an idea to make her buy a new stove.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Servants (s1, ep7)

The Clampetts are doing repairs for their home, just as Elly is adapting to the look of a city girl, but not enjoying being called a “city girl.” Drysdale and Jane have figure out a way to improve the Clampetts by lending them servants. However, the Clampetts don’t want any servants, so Drysdale tells them that some of his staff is just going to be staying with them for a few days.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Goes To School (s1, ep8)

Jethro announces that Pearl has sent the family a letter. In this letter, Pearl says how she hopes her son is doing well in school. Jed realizes that Jethro should be in the fifth grade and tells him they have to find a school that day. While driving around Beverly Hills, they stop at the first school they see, Mrs. Potts’ exclusive private school.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Morning, Noon And Night Club, Mess Production, The Spinach Overture

"Popeye temporarily drops his nautical air to become a night club dancer, all for Olive's sake., Popeye and Bluto, two rival factory workers, fight each other for privilege of saving Olive Oyl., Popeye turns his talents to music and is seen conducting an orchestra."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Dr. Jekyll And Mr. Mouse, The Bookworm Turns, Jerry And The Goldfish

"Jerry drinks a potion that makes him grow to the size of a giant and decides to go after Tom this time. Academy Award nominee for 1948 Best Short Subject., A crazed Dr. Jekyll switches out the brain of a crow for that of a bookworm., Tom tries to cook the house’s goldfish, Goldie, which has become Jerry’s new friend."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Smoked Hams, Hunger Strife, Rough And Tumbleweed, Pantry Panic, Yukon Have It, Apple Andy, Ration Bored

"Wally tries to get some sleep during the day, but Woody makes noise moving the lawn and burning leaves. Wally gets revenge when Woody goes to sleep., Ranger Willoughby insists Fatso go on a diet and not accept food from travelers during tourist season., Inspector Willoughby pursues a Wild West outlaw., Woody fails to go South for the winter, leaving him vulnerable to a starving cat., Chilly Willy enrolls as a mountie, but his enrollment photo gets pasted over the wanted poster for criminal Caribou Lou. Smedley chases Chilly, but Chilly ends up catching the real Caribou Lou and becoming an honorary mountie., Andy Panda is tempted to steal apples by the devil on his shoulder., Woody refuses to present his ration card to fill up his gas tank and tries to siphon some gas from a police car. The policeman pursues him, resulting in both their deaths, and Woody is issued bigger wings than the policeman in heaven."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Prince Violent, Tired And Feathered, A Tale Of Two Kitties, Bedevilled Rabbit, Walky Talky Hawky, Feline Frame-up, Hot Cross Bunny

"Bugs tries to protect a castle by kicking Sam the Terrible out and not letting him back in. , The Coyote once again chases the Road Runner and tries to fly. , Babbit and Catstello try to capture Tweety. , Bugs gets dropped into Tasmania where he confronts the Tasmanian devil and tricks him into believing he's not a rabbit. , Henery goes out to fulfill his destiny: hunting chickens. Foghorn Leghorn is fighting with a dog and uses the naive Henery against his enemy. , Marc Anthony gets trouble when Claude Cat frames him trying to eat Pussyfoot. As soon as Marc Anthony gets kicked out, Claude Cat proceeds with images of kitten torture and it's up to Marc to save the kitten. , Bugs Bunny is a science research test subject for the switching of his brain with a chicken. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Avaricious Actuary (s4, ep11)

Agents West and Gordon have been investigating a series of explosions that have demolished several palatial homes. While they are guests of the wealthy Mr. Taney, they hear a high, whining sound. Suddenly the house begins to crumble and the agents escape in the nick of time to see a giant tuning fork radiating powerful sound waves. As they delve deeper into the case, they discover a letter to Mr. Taney from the Cyclops Insurance Company, urging him to take out a policy against further destruction of his property.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Martin Onyx Story (s5, ep14)

"A man finds a corpse that looks remarkably like himself. On an impulse he takes on the persona of the dead man only to find he was a living legend of west and had made a lot of enemies along the way."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Boy Into Man (s2, ep18)

Lud, the oldest of three children, refuses to cooperate with the Barkleys, who have taken him and his siblings in. He is determined to track down their mother, who has disappeared.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Blind Man's Bluff (s8, ep24)

Matt must rely on his wits and instincts when he goes blind while on the prairie.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Search In Limbo (s13, ep21)

Ben is accused of murdering a corrupt real estate broker, and, due to a concussion, cannot remember where he was on the day of the murder.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Boomerang (s1, ep39)

When a rancher dies after the bank forecloses the mortgage on his property, his son blames the banker for his father's death.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Mind Reader (s1, ep40)

When a wealthy rancher is killed, Mark suggests that they seek the aid of a mind reader to identify the murderer.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Photographer (s7, ep11)

A photographer leads an unsuspecting Rowdy into a den of thieves.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Prize Fight Story (s1, ep30)

When Paladin goes to a mining town to promote a prizefight, his boxer is arrested and he ends up having to take the man's place in the ring -- against the Welsh champion.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Angela (s2, ep18)

A grieving daughter impatient with the slow-moving wheels of justice vows to bring vengeance upon the man who murdered her father.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Boobs In Arms, From Nurse To Worse, Sock-bye-baby, Spooks, Muscle Up A Little Closer, Gents In A Jam

"The Stooges are greeting card salesmen who are mistakenly inducted into the army after escaping from the jealous husband of one of their customers. In boot camp their sergeant turns out to be the same man, whom they constantly vex and bewilder. When the boys are sent to the front lines and the sergeant is captured they must rescue him, which they do after doping themselves with laughing gas. At the end they get shot off into the sunset on a cannon shell. , The stooge's friend Jerry convinces them to take out on insurance on Curly and then have him act insane to collect. Moe and Larry put Curly on a leash and take him to the insurance doctor and have him act like a dog. Unfortunately, the insurance doctor wants to perform a brain operation (Cerebrum decapitation). The boys try to escape by hiding in the dog catchers wagon, but are caught and taken to the hospital. They escape again, this time by rigging a sheet to a gurney and sailing down the street, where they run into Jerry and knock him into wet cement. , Shemp's rich Uncle Phineas comes to visit the Stooges who are broke and about to be evicted. The boys convince their landlady Mrs. McGruder not to toss them out as Shemp is set to inherit a fortune. The boys also have trouble with a circus strongman after Shemp accidentally rips off his wife's dress. Uncle Phineas gets in the middle of the fight, and Mrs. McGruder ends it by knocking out the strongman. It turns out that Uncle Phineas and the landlady were childhood sweethearts and he marries her, leaving the Stooges out of the bucks once again. , The Stooges mistakenly kidnap a baby they find on their doorstep. When the cops and the baby's mother come looking for the baby, the boys panic and flee into the country with the cops (one of them is the baby's father) pursuing them by motorcycle. It all ends happily with the baby reunited with its parents and the Stooges running off disguised as bushes. , The stooges are private detectives hired to find a missing girl, which leads to a mad scientist. , Joe is engaged but can't get married until he recovers the engagement ring which has disappeared. The Stooges suspect the ring was stolen by Elmo, a beefy bully, who works at the same factory they do. They confront Elmo in the company gym, but he's too tough for them. Fortunately Joe's girl is even tougher, and she gets Elmo to confess and return the ring. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Them!

"The earliest atomic tests in New Mexico cause common ants to mutate into giant man-eating monsters that threaten civilization."

10:30pm

House of Svengoolie

Arachnophobia

"A new species of spider causes trouble in a small town."

1:00am

Lost in Space

War Of The Robots (s1, ep20)

Will and Dr. Smith stumble upon another robot. More capable than their own robot, the alien robot works to gain the confidence of the Robinsons. At a critical point he plans to transport them to his home planet as slaves.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Day Of Evil (s3, ep6)

An extraterrestrial stranger tries to force Nelson to destroy the Pacific fleet with a nuclear missile.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Comeback (s2, ep10)

A desperate actor captures the Earthlings, and forces them to act in his new movie so he can help the director save money on special effects.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Visitors From Beyond The Stars (s1, ep18)

In 1885 Arizona, aliens force Tony and Doug to help them deplete the Earth's protein foodstuffs.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Possessed (s2, ep17)

Vincent meets a troubled man whose experiments have led to an unprecedented relationship with aliens.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Survival

"Robbie Cartman turns to Adams to save a deer named Ginger. Adams helps by going into the woods to create the proper medicine but gets injured,losing his memory. Will he find himself again,in time to cure Ginger?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Prairie Village

"At the base of Devils Tower near Horse Heaven Pass in Wyoming, is a wilderness city populated by the ….prairie dog."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monkey Shines

"Marlin and Jim rate the I.Q.’s of the gorilla, chimpanzee, baboon, orangutan, gibbon and ring-tailed monkey."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Island Outposts

"Marlin and Jim go island-hopping around the world."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Puma Pass

"A story of the community of wildlife living in a mountain valley, reigned over by a puma who lives at the head of the pass."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Fact Or Fallacy

"Marlin and Jim set out to separate fact from fallacy among many popularly held ideas about the animal kingdom."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Amazon Jungle (the Great)

"The great tropical rain forest, supports life at all levels. Fowler captures the largest mammal of the Amazon Jungle."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Fright Night (s4, ep6)

The boys trick Jan and Cindy into thinking they've seen a ghost. The girls plot their revenge, but it's Alice, Carol and Mike who mistakenly end up as their victims.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Great Earring Caper (s4, ep20)

Peter's new detective kit comes in handy when Cindy loses a pair of antique earrings that Marcia has borrowed from Carol. This leads Peter and Cindy on a search for the missing earrings, hoping to find them before an impending costume party, at which Carol plans to wear them.

Richie faces his fear in a haunted house!

11:00am

Happy Days

Haunted (s2, ep6)

After experiencing a few strange happenings, Richie begins to buy into the legend that the place where Ralph's Halloween party is to be held, the old Simpson house, is haunted.

Everyone starts disappearing in a supposedly haunted house!

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Haunted House (s2, ep21)

Laverne and Shirley go to a supposedly haunted house to buy a couch. Lenny and Squiggy go along for the ride and soon cast members start disappearing one by one.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

The Seance (s1, ep7)

Lucy suddenly becomes interested in numerology and superstitions. After advising Ricky that it's a good day for him to make deals, she realizes that she read yesterday's horoscopes and that today is actually a bad day for Ricky.

Beaver gets spooked by a local haunted house!

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Haunted House (s2, ep23)

Beaver and Larry become convinced that the Cooper house is haunted by a witch and Beaver and Larry are scared to death. So when June gets Beaver a job walking Mrs. Cooper's dog, Beaver's fear gets the best of him.

Beaver gets spooked by a mysterious car outside his house!

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Long Night (s5, ep18)

Beaver has Gilbert over to spend the night but after they watch a gangster movie things get out of hand. A suspicious car has just pulled up to the front of the house with two strange characters sitting inside, and they just happen to be Lumpy and Bill, dressed for a masquerade party. Not knowing this, Beaver calls the police and Lumpy and Bill are arrested.

The Clampetts experience Halloween for the first time!

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Trick Or Treat (s1, ep6)

The Clampetts are feeling homesick. They are mostly all alone in Beverly Hills. And none of their neighbors are visiting them. So they decide to go visit their new neighbors. Little do they know, it is Halloween, a holiday they have never heard of. They visit many different houses, and in the end they get bagfuls of candy and treats.

Join the Clampett's at their very own haunted castle!

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Ghost Of Clampett Castle (s7, ep5)

The Clampetts are enjoying their stay at Clampett Castle, but Drysdale wants to get back home. The staff at the castle is enjoying the Clampetts staying at there, hoping they'll stay and see the castle's ghost. Drysdale tries to scare Granny with a ghost tale and succeeds, making her want to leave. Jethro plans to get rid of the ghost himself by holding a séance.

Gilligan and the gang are being haunted!

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Ghost A Go-go (s2, ep27)

A ghost appears on the island and tries to scare the castaways off, but they turn the tables by dressing in sheets to scare the visitor away.

Can a vampire bat turn you into a vampire?

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Up At Bat (s3, ep1)

Gilligan is bitten by a bat.

Rue Mcclanahan makes her final appearance as Aunt Frannie.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

A Grave Mistake (s2, ep)

Mama discovers her husband's been buried in the wrong spot and that she's been visiting another man's grave. Anxious over the mistake, she refuses to visit again until she receives a sign that he forgives her.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Farewell, Frannie (s3, ep)

When Fran dies, Mama is set on giving her sister the perfect sendoff.

Time to get spooky on this Halloween cruise!

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Ship Of Ghouls (s2, ep9)

A magician keeps his engagement secret in order to dazzle female audiences, while his neglected fiancee turns to Captain Stubing for comfort; Doc and Gopher pursue a model who is afraid to face people after a recent accident; a boy with a habit of lying can't get anyone to help during a real time of need.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Ashley Bevilacqua-berton & Anne Olivares- Drew Barrymore Memorabilia

"Ashley & Anne are what you might call Drewbie's-fans and collector's of Drew Barrymore. Their friendship grew out of their love for all things Drew, and has culminated in an online museum which they call the Drewseum. Today, they'll show Lisa some of her most iconic items, including the prom dress she wore in Never Been Kissed and even some personal Christmas items Ashley received from Drew's own production company. Our expert today, Patrick Scott Patterson is also a Drew fan and collector who'll be tasked with appraising the ladies' collection."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Sons And Bowlers (s10, ep19)

After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger are the only two good bowlers in the camp, so BJ and Father Mulcahy are "recruited" to the team.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Picture This (s10, ep20)

Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together.

8:00pm

All in the Family

The Saga Of Cousin Oscar (s2, ep1)

Archie is furious with his houseguest, Cousin Oscar. It seems when they were kids, Oscar bullied Archie and now Oscar is taking full advantage of his visit at the Bunkers. Archie wants to throw him out, but Oscar makes an exit of his own when he turns up dead. This leaves Archie left with the funeral arrangements which drives him up the wall after looking over the costs.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Finds A Friend (s6, ep18)

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Move (s6, ep19)

Mike's integrity is put to the test when he loses a teaching position to an equally qualified black candidate.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Weighty Problem (s6, ep20)

Energetic Justin Quigley inspires Archie to stick with the diet his doctor has recommended.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Paul Lynde And Nanette Fabray (part 1)

"Guests Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 03/29/71."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Paul Lynde And Nanette Fabray (part 2)

"Guests Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray. Originally aired on 03/29/71."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Unwelcome Houseguest (s1, ep10)

Rob agrees to take care of Buddy's dog and ends up in the dog house himself.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Meershatz Pipe (s1, ep11)

Rob gets a bad case of envy when Alan gives Buddy a gift.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Something Fishy (s4, ep12)

Ralph and Norton don't want to take their wives on a Raccoon fishing trip.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Probe 7 - Over And Out (s5, ep9)

The lone survivors of two annihilated worlds find themselves stranded together on a distant and uninhabited planet.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Maria (s7, ep3)

A carnival man buys a monkey to use in his act, but the "monkey" doesn't like being used.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Cop For A Day (s7, ep4)

Two crooks rob a bank messenger but don't manage to make a clean getaway.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Blind (s6, ep1)

An undercover agent, Hays, assigned to gather evidence against Syndicate head John Lawton is blinded in an explosion. Lawton's lieutenant, Deetrich, and his business advisor, Matula, are rivals, with Matula actually an IMF undercover plant.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Middle Of A Heat Wave (s3, ep2)

While dating a local woman named Laurel Harper, Kimble breaks off their romantic affair and she angrily storms out of the bar they are in and into the night. The next morning, Laurel is found on an abandoned road unconscious and badly beaten. While she is

4:00am

Harry O

Victim

"When a young girl is raped and the police refuse to prosecute her assailants, she hires private investigator Harry Orwell to help her prove their guilt."

5:00am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Dr-20 (s3, ep12)

Martin Milner and Kent McCord appear as Officers Malloy and Reed to portray the policeman's role in society.

5:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-17 (s3, ep13)

A conference provokes old-line policemen to reassess their attitudes, particularly toward minority groups.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 135 -- Arson (s3, ep10)

In what would prove to be a very busy shift, Malloy and Reed search for a serial arsonist who spawns a copycat, settle a domestic dispute that results from a love triangle, rescue a man who wandered onto the ledge of a high rise and deal with a mentally ill man who is holding his wife at knife-point.

It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles and Malloy and Reed are on the job!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 46 -- Pilgrimage (s3, ep11)

It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles, and Malloy and Reed track down a suspect who beat and mugged a rescue mission Santa, who later gets arrested himself. They also respond to an alcohol-related traffic accident that resulted in a fatality, help a penniless widow who has been detained for shoplifting and take part in the search for a young Native American child who wandered off into a mountainous area while her parents were asleep.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Teen Idols

"Bill and Toony spotlight iconic teen sensations."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Prep School (s6, ep27)

June and Ward are excited when they learn that Aunt Martha has made arrangements to send Beaver to a prep school in New England. However, Beaver quickly realizes he will miss his friends as they are all entering Mayfield High School next year. This puts Beaver in a delicate position: how to tell Aunt Martha he doesn't want to go without hurting her feelings.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And The Fraternity (s6, ep28)

Wally has his mind pretty much made up about going to Ward's alma mater, State University, and he's even considering joining Ward's old fraternity. However, both Eddie and Wally think twice when they hear from a college student that that's the worst fraternity on campus, but Ward has already sent out his letter of recommendation for both of them.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Glittering Goldfish (s2, ep14)

An inventor of a cure for sick fish is charged with the murder of the purchaser of a pet fish store.

10:00am

Matlock

The Formula (s5, ep)

A young acquaintance of Matlock's asks for his expertise when accused of murder and the theft of a secret formula.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Loss Of Innocence (s3, ep15)

Darnell plans on indicting a teenager for murder after her father is found in the basement and her mother turns up missing. But Gillespie and his men don't believe she is guilty.

12:00pm

The Waltons

Founder's Day (s7, ep24)

The town prepares for a Founder's Day Celebration

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Quint's Indian (s8, ep25)

Quint is accused of horse theft and beaten by a group of vigilantes.

2:00pm

Bonanza

He Was Only Seven (s13, ep22)

When a young boy is killed during a bank robbery in Virginia City, Ben and Jamie are determined to hunt down his murderers.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Patsy (s2, ep1)

A group of outlaws devise a plan to get rid of Lucas so they can take over the town of North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Bloodlines (s2, ep2)

After Lucas kills a mountain man in a barroom brawl, his father arrives in North Fork determined to take revenge on Lucas and Marshal Torrance.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Dick Pederson Story (s5, ep15)

"Overwhelmed girl takes on her father's responsibility as man of the house after he passes. She cares for her pregnant mother and 5 sisters and is suspicious of a young drifter who joins the train and pays too much attention to the girls."

5:00pm

Emergency!

What's A Nice Girl Like You Doing... (part 1)

"Gage and DeSoto travel to San Francisco, where they observe some topnotch women paramedics in action during major rescue missions. An injured worker is stranded on the Golden Gate bridge. Ambulance squads treat a heart attack victim at a dance bar and an epileptic at a coffee shop. A bad driver causes a traffic accident involving an ambulance carrying the heart patient, resulting in his death and five other injuries. Johnny dates a nurse interested in a long-term relationship. Careless workers and deadly chemicals combine to spark an explosive fire at a pier on the Embarcadero."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

That Darn Kid (s10, ep21)

Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.

Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hey, Look Me Over (s11, ep1)

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Foreign Affairs (s11, ep3)

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Joker Is Wild (s11, ep4)

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pilot (s1, ep1)

Debra yearns for a peaceful and quiet birthday at home.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Love You (s1, ep2)

Debra really gets mad when Ray talks about their problem.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Tower (s2, ep27)

Hogan blackmails General Burkhalter to keep Klink from being transferred to the Russian front for failing to keep Hogan from blowing up a radio tower.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon (s2, ep28)

Klink suffers at the hands of a tough sergeant sent to discipline prisoners.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Karen Black And Paul Lynde

"Guests Karen Black and Paul Lynde. Originally aired on 03/22/72."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lover's Gamble (s8, ep20)

An art critic is found dead in his bedridden wife's bed, yet his wife is nowhere to be found. The woman's caretaker is charged with murder, and it's up to Mason to find the truth.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The 7th Is Made Up Of Phantoms (s5, ep10)

Three National Guardsmen explore the site of Custer's Last Stand and begin hearing strange noises.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Keep Me Company (s7, ep5)

A woman's desire for company proves disastrous for her husband.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Beta Delta Gamma (s7, ep6)

A fraternity beach party takes a grim turn when a practical joke gets out of hand.

2:05am

Mannix

Sing A Song Of Murder (s7, ep9)

Mannix searches for clues when someone tries to kill a former opera star on the verge of coming out of retirement.

3:05am

Cannon

Wedding March

"Cannon is asked to find out if a judges fiancé is responsible for him being compromised."

Series finale!

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Killin' Cousin, The (s8, ep22)

Betty is suspected of killing two members of her family by father and son detectives. This was intended to launch a spinoff called Tarkington (named after the father and son).

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-22 (s3, ep14)

A 91-year-old apartment-house manager gets involved in a murder investigation.

5:30am

Dragnet

B.o.d. - Dr-27 (s3, ep15)

The detectives go to work on several cases connected with the department's business-office division.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 85 -- Sign Of The Twins (s3, ep12)

Malloy and Reed start the shift with a call to a liquor store robbery, where a fellow officer was shot but the owner of the store appears to be lying. Further investigation pushes the owner to admit one of the thieves was his brother and he was trying to protect him. In the meantime, they have a zoning issue with an elderly astrology reader followed by the report of a young boy asking a pharmacist questions about Seconal pills.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 175 -- Con Artists (s3, ep13)

Reed and Malloy respond to a car rollover where a good samaritan makes matters worse. Afterward, they respond to several victims of a well-known family of seasonal home improvement con artists before finally catching them in the act. In the meantime, they search for a disgruntled ex-employee who is trying to sabotage his former workplace, and take a drunk driver off the street.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Roughrider State

"Teddy Roosevelt makes a man out of Bill in the state that meant the most to him, North Dakota."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie's Sweater (s6, ep29)

Eddie has been seeing one particular girl, Cindy Andrews, and she wants to give Eddie a birthday gift, so she decides to knit a sweater. She uses Wally as a model and he begins spending so much time at Cindy's he arrouses the suspicions of Julie, Eddie, Lumpy, Beaver and his parents.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Book Report (s6, ep30)

Beaver has been assigned to write a book report on 'The Three Musketeers.' However he's waited right down to the wire to get reading and quickly realizes that he'll never get finished. So, he decides to watch the movie that's going to be on TV and write his book report based on the movie.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Foot-loose Doll (s2, ep15)

When Millie Crest assumes another woman's identity after an embezzlement scheme, she ends up stabbing an intruder in self-defense—but, of course, things are not what they seem.

10:00am

Matlock

The Trail: Part 1 (s5, ep)

When Assistant District Attorney Howard Wright is murdered, the attorney general puts Matlock on the case. With Michelle and Conrad's help, Matlock begins to investigate Wright's past, realizing he was spending money he could not have earned legitimately.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Bubba's Baby (s3, ep16)

Someone abandons a baby at Bubba's door.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Home Front - Part 1 (s8, ep1)

John has been appointed to the local draft board

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Anybody Can Kill A Marshal (s8, ep26)

A pair of outlaws hire a drifter to do what they couldn't: kill Matt Dillon.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Younger Brothers' Younger Brother (s13, ep23)

Ben and Joe are jailed as part of the Younger clan after arriving in town to free Hoss, who also was mistaken as a Younger brother.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Blowout (s2, ep3)

Newly arrived gunslinger Al Walker throws a mammoth party at the saloon, keeping acting Marshal Ben Waller busy until Lucas is forced to intervene.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Obituary (s2, ep4)

Newspaperman Byron Claremont specializes in profiles of famous gunmen. One of his stories was responsible for an old-time marshal's death; and his next subject is Lucas.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hobie Redman Story (s5, ep16)

"When three wagons are late in the desert, Chris sends Duke to find them and bring them to the wagon train as the train cannot wait for them. It may be a suicide mission due to water holes drying up and the missing people's personal issues."

5:00pm

Emergency!

What's A Nice Girl Like You Doing... (part 2)

"Gage and DeSoto travel to San Francisco, where they observe some topnotch women paramedics in action during major rescue missions. An injured worker is stranded on the Golden Gate bridge. Ambulance squads treat a heart attack victim at a dance bar and an epileptic at a coffee shop. A bad driver causes a traffic accident involving an ambulance carrying the heart patient, resulting in his death and five other injuries. Johnny dates a nurse interested in a long-term relationship. Careless workers and deadly chemicals combine to spark an explosive fire at a pier on the Embarcadero."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Who Knew? (s11, ep5)

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bombshells (s11, ep6)

Posing the theory that people will believe in anything, Charles and Hawkeye start a rumor that Marilyn Monroe plans to visit the 4077th, which gets everyone excited. Meanwhile, B.J. feels responsible when he's unable to rescue a wounded soldier, and is less than impressed when he is presented with a Bronze Star.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Settling Debts (s11, ep7)

Hawkeye and the crew surprise Colonel Potter with a party to commemorate Mildred's final payment on the couple's mortgage.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Moon Is Not Blue (s11, ep8)

With the camp facing prohibition and a severe medical supply shortage during another heat wave, Hawkeye resolves to lift morale by importing a racy new movie.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

I Wish I Were Gus (s1, ep3)

Aunt Alda arrives at his favorite uncle's funeral to rekindle a family feud.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Standard Deviation (s1, ep4)

Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Top Secret Top Coat (s2, ep29)

Hogan steals a top-secret document from Klink's coat to save him from being arrested.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Reluctant Target (s2, ep30)

Hogan gets Klink to let him play camp commander so he can get a French agent released.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Bernadette Peters And Cass Elliot

"Guests Bernadette Peters and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 11/10/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fatal Fetish (s8, ep21)

After a pin-prick to a voodoo doll seemingly results in a stab wound through the chest, Mason is called to determine a more down-to-Earth cause of death.

Ed Wynn guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Ninety Years Without Slumbering (s5, ep12)

An old man fears that he will die if his grandfather clock stops running.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

You Can't Be Little Girl All Your Life (s7, ep7)

After a woman is attacked, she tries to hide from the incident.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Old Pro (s7, ep8)

A professional killer tries to retire from his job.

2:05am

Mannix

Search In The Dark (s7, ep11)

A blind crook and Mannix are both on the trail of some valuable stolen jewels.

3:05am

Cannon

The Hero

"Frank investigates the death of a gang member, who seems to have been killed by the son of a General and war hero.."

Series premiere!

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Requiem For A Son (s1, ep1)

A pair of men pretending to be Barnaby and J.R. murder a writer employed by a publishing empire.

5:00am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-21 (s3, ep16)

A pot-detecting pooch joins the police to stop marijuana smuggling.

5:30am

Dragnet

Administrative Vice - Dr-29 (s3, ep17)

Friday's problem: is his temporary partner an aide—or an adversary?

Legendary singer Trini Lopez guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 115 -- Gang War (s3, ep14)

Officer Reed loses a robbery suspect while in foot pursuit. Afterward, he and Malloy try to help a priest prevent bloodshed between rival hispanic gangs, and then respond to a battered wife whose husband is very familiar to the officers.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 26 -- Lemras (s3, ep15)

Malloy and Reed drive up on a convenience store robbery in progress, which results in the suspects taking hostages. Later, they pull over a reckless driver who has just committed a heinous crime, learn about a new computer system designed to help them be more productive and finally thwart a group of serial burglars who use motorcycles.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Hitting Pause On Adulting

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Poor Loser (s6, ep31)

Ward is given two tickets to a baseball game and is faced with an impossible decision. Should he take Wally or Beaver? Beaver lets him off the hook when he announces he has plans with Gilbert. However, when they fall through, Beaver changes his mind about the game and becomes convinced because he's the youngest he gets the short stick.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Don Juan Beaver (s6, ep32)

A school dance has Beaver with a major dilemma. He has two girls who ask him to go with them. However, he has a little problem, he accepted the first invitation but now wants out of it when he's asked by the second girl. This leads him to take some of Eddie's poor advice.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fraudulent Photo (s2, ep16)

While investigating corruption in a Northport Hospital project, District Attorney Brander Harris is the victim of a setup, resulting in an incriminating photo. When one of the men who may be trying to besmirch Harris's name ends up dead, Harris is charged with murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Trail: Part 2 (s5, ep)

When Assistant District Attorney Howard Wright is murdered, the attorney general puts Matlock on the case. With Michelle and Conrad's help, Matlock begins to investigate Wright's past, realizing he was spending money he could not have earned legitimately.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Home Is Where The Heart Is (s3, ep17)

Maybelle the madam returns to Sparta with her " nieces ".And sets up shop just out of Gillespie's jurisdiction. Her return is not without controversy and soon one of her most vocal critics is found murdered.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Home Front - Part 2 (s8, ep2)

The family members all seem involved in the war effort

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Two Of A Kind (s8, ep27)

Matt gets caught in the middle of a feud between two immigrants.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Place To Hide (s13, ep24)

Major Donahue is in pursuit of Confederate officer Cody Ransom and his men despite Ben's attempt to arrange a surrender.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Tension (s2, ep5)

Gavin and Ezra Martin think that Lucas killed their son, Clemmie, while taking part in a train robbery. Lucas refuses to tell them what really happened.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Eddie's Daughter (s2, ep6)

After the daughter of Lucas' friend arrives in North Fork, two strangers threaten her life.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Malachi Hobart Story (s5, ep17)

Duke comes across Malachi Hobart, a preacher who has dedicated his life to his fellow man. However, he soon begins to believe that the preacher is in fact a con artist using religion to swindle people out of their money.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Convention, The (part 1)

"Gage and DeSoto work their medical magic at a convention in this 2-part feature-length episode of Emergency!"

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Run For The Money (s11, ep9)

When an Olympic runner assigned to the 4077th fails to materialize, Father Mulcahy must save the camp's honor in a high-stakes footrace against the 8063rd.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

U.n., The Night And The Music (s11, ep10)

A United Nations delegation tours the 4077th—a Swede, a Hindu and a British officer— and each leaves a lasting effect on the men and women of the camp.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Strange Bedfellows (s11, ep11)

The 4077th faces a sleepless night as Charles's snoring keeps B.J. and Hawkeye from counting sheep. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his son-in-law, Bob Wilson, has had an affair.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Say No More (s11, ep12)

A military strategist refuses to accept responsibility for the war games that have mortally wounded his own son. And Margaret develops laryngitis, as she is about to meet her hero, Dr. Chesler.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Look, Don't Touch (s1, ep5)

When a waitress, catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank The Writer (s1, ep6)

Frank submits his writing to Ray's editor hoping to get his own column.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Crittendon Plan (s3, ep1)

Crittendon disrupts Hogan's plan to blow up a tunnel and stop a convoy of rocket fuel.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Some Of Their Planes Are Missing (s3, ep2)

The Germans plan to send their men into England via captured planes.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guest Jim Nabors

"Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/15/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sad Sicilian (s8, ep22)

After a dispute between Sicilian business partners leads to murder, Mason is enlisted to find the culprit.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Ring-a-ding Girl (s5, ep13)

A movie star receives a ring from her home town fan club. In it she sees the faces of people she knows telling her she's needed there.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I Spy (s7, ep9)

A man hires a detective to follow his estranged wife, who he believes is seeing another man.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Services Rendered (s7, ep10)

After getting hit on the head, a young man suffers from amnesia.

2:05am

Mannix

The Deadly Madonna (s7, ep10)

When an actress is the target of a strange murder attempt, Mannix is called on the case.

3:05am

Cannon

To Still The Voice

"Cannon is sent to investigate when a black community leader is murdered, just as he was to reveal a wrong doing."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

To Catch A Dead Man (s1, ep2)

A sportsman's plans for a new life begin with murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Joy Riders (s3, ep18)

A 15-year-old car thief is given a tour of the jail in an attempt to show him the consequences for choosing crime.

5:30am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-28 (s3, ep19)

Friday and Gannon investigate the delay of death notifications in the state employment department.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 155 -- I.a.d. (s3, ep16)

Officer Tony Johnson finds out he has been accused of a shakedown just after saving Malloy's life during a shootout. Reed and Malloy set out to find a bar girl named Ginger who Johnson says will prove his innocence, but her story leaves Malloy with an uneasy feeling.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 66 -- The Vandals (s3, ep17)

Reed and Malloy have a gun pulled on them after stopping a car that turns out to be stolen, but the contents of the trunk link the two suspects to an even more sinister crime. Afterward, a recently widowed father and his teenage daughter report that their home has just been toilet papered, which ends up being a prelude for a much more serious incident.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Old October

"Bill and Toony reminicse on Octobers of the past."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Summer In Alaska (s6, ep33)

Eddie is happy to break the news that he plans to spend his summer on a fishing boat in Alaska and this prompts Wally and Lumpy to think about signing up to do the same thing. However, they all get a dose of reality when they discover just what kind of conditions they would be living in.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Graduation (s6, ep34)

It's come down to the final week before junior high school graduation and Beaver is having a ball and even skips a class with Gilbert. However, Beaver becomes convinced he won't graduate after Gilbert and him take a peek at the diplomas on Mrs. Rayburn's desk and find Beaver's diploma to be missing.

Mrs. Cunningham herself, Marion Ross guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Romantic Rogue (s2, ep17)

After con man Stacey Chandler and Helen Harvey are married in Vegas, Chandler's former associate and scheming con woman, Irene Wallace, is found murdered.

10:00am

Matlock

The Accident (s5, ep)

When one of two partners at a law firm is murdered after he is unable to keep a promise to a client, the other attorney is suspected.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

An Angry Woman (s3, ep18)

First the mother, then the father of two young children are murdered. Althea takes responsibility for the children. The killings appear to be related to a shady trucking firm.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Kinfolk (s8, ep3)

Rose arrives at the Waltons' home with her grandchildren

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

I Call Him Wonder (s8, ep28)

The citizens of Dodge refuse to hire a drifter because he's decided to look after an orphaned Indian boy.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Visit To Upright (s13, ep25)

Complications arise when the Cartwrights purchase a broken-down saloon in Upright, Nevada, which they believe contains a fortune in hidden gold.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Panic (s2, ep7)

Town character Brett Conway blackmails Lucas with the knowledge that a young couple Lucas rescued are suffering from yellow fever.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Ordeal (s2, ep8)

When their wagon breaks down, Mark and an injured Lucas are stranded in the desert.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Dr. Denker Story (s5, ep18)

The wagon train takes in a terrified young boy who has just seen his father murdered by a bandit gang. While Bill and Flint try to help him recover, embittered Civil War vet Ed Beaufort tells the boy that taking vengeance is the best medicine. Soon a traveling musician, Dr. Denker, joins the wagon train and he and Billy hit it off, but it becomes evident that Billy and the doctor had a prior connection.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Convention, The (part 2)

"San Francisco firefighters and paramedics rescue a man. A paramedic convention brings Gage and DeSoto back to San Francisco. While attending a picnic, SF firefighters and paramedics are called back to work for a mutual aid response in Marin County. Gage and DeSoto tag along on a rescue."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Friends And Enemies (s11, ep13)

Potter must deal with an old Army friend who is getting his own soldiers killed through his incompetency.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Give And Take (s11, ep14)

A wounded GI learns a painful lesson when he forms a recovery room friendship with the enemy soldier he's critically wounded.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

As Time Goes By (s11, ep15)

Margaret and Hawkeye work on a time capsule to commemorate their time in Korea; Rizzo and B.J. goof around with a fake hand grenade; Klinger becomes smitten with a young, pretty Korean war criminal.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Pilot Episode

"At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted into Hawkeye's old college. Hawkeye and Trapper decide to hold a party filled with music, dancing, and alcohol to raise money for Ho-John's plane trip to the U.S. They achieve this by raffling off a weekend pass with a nurse, Lieutenant Dish for R&R in Tokyo."

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Your Place Or Mine? (s1, ep7)

When Ray's parents stop speaking, Marie moves in with Ray.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

In-laws (s1, ep8)

When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

D-day At Stalag 13 (s3, ep3)

Hogan pulls a hoax to get a general to believe Klink is replacing him as chief of staff.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari (s3, ep4)

The Gestapo gets a female to pry information out of Schultz.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Carol Channing And Steve Lawrence (part 1)

"Guests Carol Channing and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 10/06/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Murderous Mermaid (s8, ep23)

After a swimming stunt goes horribly wrong, a young woman is charged with orchestrating the mayhem, and Mason must set the record straight.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

You Drive (s5, ep14)

Driving home one rainy evening, a man accidentally hits a boy on a bicycle. Determined to hide his guilt, the man flees the scene—but his car has other ideas.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Right Kind Of Medicine (s7, ep11)

A bank robber with a bullet wound receives the wrong medicine from an old pharmacist.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Jury Of Her Peers (s7, ep12)

A sheriff suspects the wife of a murdered man to be his killer.

2:05am

Mannix

Cry Danger (s7, ep12)

Thanks to an old gal-pal, Mannix gets trapped in the middle of a feud between rival smugglers.

3:05am

Cannon

Star, The (part 1)

"Frank is hired when the son of a former Hollywood movie star suddenly disappears."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Sunday: Doomsday (s1, ep3)

Barnaby engages in a game of cat-and-mouse with a murderer who blames him for his jail time.

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-19 (s3, ep20)

The battered-child syndrome: Friday and Gannon investigate a youngster with severe back lacerations.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Dr-31 (s3, ep21)

A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 36 -- Man Between (s3, ep18)

Officer Reed, who is an optimist and still has faith in the human race, is subjected to ridicule from Officer Wells after he is swindled twice. On patrol, he and Malloy come to the aid of a woman whose baby has been kidnapped by a heavily armed man seeking a large ransom. Afterward, wells once again questions Reed's judgment during the search for an intoxicated sniper at large.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 165 -- Once A Cop (s3, ep19)

The search for a stabbing suspect leads to a bitter ex-cop who has just moved into the area. Afterward, Malloy and Reed deal with a naive and frustrated starlet who shoots up a telephone booth and loses her suitcase containing a live rattle snake. The officers then become involved in shootout at a train station that leads to another unfortunate run-in with the ex-cop.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Roller Coasting Along

"Bill and Toony learn about roller coaster design from a real-life roller coaster engineer!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Practical Joke (s6, ep35)

Wally and Eddie fall prey to Lumpy's practical joking after he plants cherry bombs under the hoods of Eddie's car and Wally's car. Both Eddie and Wally want to get him back but their plan goes awry when they destroy Lumpy's car after chaining it to a tree. All fingers point to Wally after Fred finds that the chain has Ward's name printed on it.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The All-night Party (s6, ep36)

After graduation, an all-night party is set to begin, which has June and Ward very wary. They aren't sure if they should allow Wally to attend. Meanwhile, Wally's date for the party has the same problem. This leads her to invite Wally to meet her folks and put their worries to rest.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Jaded Joker (s2, ep18)

Danny Ross is a television comedian who has been promised a television show and desperately needs to make a comeback. Charles Goff, advertising executive who promised Danny a new show, double-crosses Ross and offers the show to another comedian. When Goff turns up dead, Ross is the prime suspect.

10:00am

Matlock

The Celebrity (s5, ep)

Matlock defends a cosmetics mogul accused of murdering an ex-lover in order to keep scandalous photos of herself under wraps.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Indiscretions (s3, ep19)

Althea does not realize that an old friend from Philly is hiding a dark secret, nor does Sweet who has fallen in love with the woman.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Diploma (s8, ep4)

John has to prove he graduated from high school in order to continue getting contracts and security for government contracts

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

With A Smile (s8, ep29)

A powerful rancher's spoiled son gets violent when a pretty girl rebuffs his affections.

2:00pm

Bonanza

One Ace Too Many (s13, ep26)

Ben's evil twin, Bradley Meredith, begins to liquidate the Ponderosa assets while Ben is away on a vacation.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Spiked Rifle (s2, ep9)

Mark is kidnapped as he and Lucas try to protect Banker Hamilton's gold.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Letter Of The Law (s2, ep10)

Lucas makes a life-or-death decision when Micah is held hostage and the kidnappers demand the release of a notorious outlaw.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jeff Hartfield Story (s5, ep20)

"Jeff Hartfield becomes concerned when his sister Jenny begins dating Dallas who threatens him with an orphanage at journey's end. Jeff takes off but Dallas follows with deadly intent, believing Jeff knows the location of $30,000."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Wedsworth-townsend Act, The (part 1)

"Seeing a dire need in the community for on-the spot medical assistance, Roy and John attempt to convince their staunchest opponent, Dr. Brackett, to support paramedic legislation that means getting help to where it's needed most. Martin Miller and Kent McCord of Adam-12 guest star in this thrilling 2-hour pilot movie"

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

To Market, To Market (s1, ep2)

After black marketers hijack the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with local black marketer, Charlie Lee, to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which they must trade in order to get the medicine.

William Christopher makes his first appearance as Father Mulcahy.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Requiem For A Lightweight (s1, ep3)

Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldier in exchange for keeping the nurse at the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes the official Chief Surgeon in this memorable episode!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Chief Surgeon Who? (s1, ep4)

Frank Burns complains about Hawkeye Pierce's disrespect, and when Henry appoints Hawkeye chief surgeon, it's to Burns' shock. The rest of the 4077th "coronates" Hawk while Frank and Hot Lips complain to General Barker.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Moose (s1, ep5)

Sergeant Baker arrives at the camp with his "moose." Hawkeye decides to find a way of getting her away from Baker. He tries ordering him to release her, tries buying her and then resorts to cheating at cards. He releases her but she won't go, so he tries to teach her how to be independent.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Win, Lose, Or Draw (s1, ep9)

Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Captain Nemo (s1, ep11)

Ray is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Funny Thing Happened On The Way To London (s3, ep5)

Winston Chuchill's right-hand man, Group Captain "Robbie" Roberts, is shot down, captured and brought to Stalag 13. The Luftwaffe scheme to assassinate Churchill by keeping Roberts in the cooler while an impostor escapes to England to carry out the job.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Casanova Klink (s3, ep6)

Burkhalter plans to get Klink to marry his sister, while a Gestapo plant has infiltrated the underground.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Carol Channing And Steve Lawrence (part 2)

"Guests Carol Channing and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 10/06/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Careless Kitten (s8, ep24)

When a woman receives a phone call from a man claiming to be her wealthy uncle who disappeared 10 years prior, Mason is called in to investigate. A proposed encounter with the man leads to the discovery of a corpse and soon the niece of the phantom uncle is poisoned.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Long Morrow (s5, ep15)

Before leaving on a 40-year mission, an astronaut meets a woman and they fall in love.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Silk Petticoat (s7, ep13)

A man plans to remarry after the death of his first wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Bad Actor (s7, ep14)

An actor is outraged when another man gets the part he wanted.

2:05am

Mannix

All The Dead Were Strangers (s7, ep15)

Mannix investigates when a plane crash is followed by murder attempts on the survivors.

3:05am

Cannon

Star, The (part 2)

"Frank Cannon finds out that Terry is pursued because of some snapshots he took. With the help of the photos Cannon gets in the dark zone between organized crime and high politics. And this becomes extremely dangerous for him."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Murdering Class, The (s1, ep4)

Barnaby investigates a murder at a prep-school.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Brontosaurus Caper (s2, ep34)

Betty Jo has a new love interest, her science teacher. She even gives up baseball to have more time to dream of him.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Hairbrained Scheme (s2, ep35)

Uncle Joe begins selling goat milk promoted as a cure for baldness.

Elly May gets made over from hillbilly to high society in this memorable episode!

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Pygmalion And Elly (s1, ep10)

Sonny and Elly are getting more serious. Sonny loves Elly’s character and tells her how she makes him feel superior. But Jed worries about this courtship. However, Granny does not have any worries and does not want her granddaughter to be an old maid. During a poolside date, however, disaster strikes when Elly misunderstands the figurative nature of something Sonny has said.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly Races Jethrine (s1, ep11)

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter, Jethrine, married to him.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Wotta Nitemare, Puppet Love, Goonland

"Popeye has a nightmare in which he is unable to save Olive Oyl from Bluto., Popeye wants to propose Olive, but he doesn't have the courage to express his feelings. , Popeye sails in search of his father, Poopdeck, who has been missing for forty years."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Fine Feathered Friend, Calico Dragon, Springtime For Thomas

"Jerry pretends to be a chick so the mother hen protects him from Tom., A little girl’s doll and stuffed animals come to life after being read a fairy tale using the landscape of her bed as their world., Jerry tries to break up Tom and his new girlfriend cat by getting an alley cat to fight for her affections."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Wicket Wacky, Andy Panda's Pop, Three Lazy Mice, For The Love Of Pizza, Unlucky Potluck, Chilly's Hideaway, Jittery Jester

"Woody plays a game of croquet and disturbs the underground parlor of a gopher., Andy Panda's Pop tries to fix his own roof, to disastrous results., Three lazy mice try to get out of working by claiming to be blind., In a take on the Little Red Riding Hood tale, Woody pauses as Miss Meany's grandmother in the hopes of eating the pizza she brought., After he discovers a loose floorboard in the front steps, Charlie tells Junior to fix and paint the steps. Junior paints the back steps as well, thinking it will please Charlie…, Smedley tries to evict Chilly Willy from Colonel Pot's mountain home., Woody competes with Dapper Denver Dooley to entertain the king as his court jester. Dooley is horribly unfunny."

9:00am

House of Svengoolie's Cartoon Boo-Nanza

House Of Svengoolie's Cartoon Boo-nanza

"A collection of Halloween themed cartoons hosted by the The Sven Squad."

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Man-eating House (s2, ep12)

Jim, Artie, and a sheriff are accompanying a prisoner through the swamps when they take refuge in an abandoned house... haunted by the spirit of a dead woman.

11:00am

Wagon Train

Little Girl Lost (s8, ep12)

"A little girl, crying each night, appears to be a ghost from The Donner Party. Many people hear her, but she appears each night to Charlie, who questions his own sanity."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

A Noose Is Waiting (s3, ep9)

Two men are found hung, and a note left by each of them claims a third person will die: Victoria Barkley.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Far Places (s8, ep30)

Matt tries to ease the tension between a rancher and her son.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Dark Star (s1, ep31)

Joe is about to shoot what he thinks is a wolf but discovers it is a woman. She turns out to be a gypsy banished by her people because they believe she is possessed by the devil.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Face Of Yesterday (s3, ep19)

Lucas thinks he has seen a ghost when a young man, eerily similar to a man he killed in the Civil War, challenges him to a gunfight.

North Fork is full of tricks this Halloween!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Hostages To Fortune (s5, ep18)

At Halloween, rustlers take advantage of the seasonal disguises to raid a cattle ranch.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of The Murder Steer (s2, ep27)

A series of murders occurs after four men join the cattle drive. The murders all have one thing in common: A steer appears after each death with the word "murder" branded on it.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

No Visitors (s1, ep12)

When Paladin finds a woman and her apparently typhoid-afflicted child abandoned by a wagonmaster, he enlists the aid of a female doctor from a nearby town, but a religious fanatic then tries to bar them from entry.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Witch Woman (s3, ep14)

In Mexico, Josh protects a sensible man and his pregnant wife. The villagers are angered because the man threw the town "witch" off his property.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Dutiful But Dumb, Busy Buddies, Booby Dupes, Tooth Will Out, Booty And The Beast, Pardon My Backfire

"The Stooges are photographers for Whack magazine ("If it's a good picture it's out of Whack") who, after messing up an assignment, are sent to the country of Vulgaria to get a picture of a death ray gun. In Vulgaria the penalty for taking pictures in is death, and the boys soon wind up in front of a firing squad. Curly's last request is a giant cigar and by the time he's done smoking it all the soldiers are asleep and the Stooges make their escape. , The Stooges run a small restaurant, and must come up with some quick money to pay off a pie dealer whose wares they ruined. They enter Curly in a milking contest at the county fair, but his technique leaves something to be desired, and he quickly falls behind the champ. Moe and try to help by putting on a cow suit and pouring milk from a concealed bottle, but when their cheating is exposed, they must leave on the run. , The Stooges are auto mechanics who need money so they can marry their girls. When some escaped convicts pull into their garage, the boys manage to capture them and use the reward money to marry their sweethearts. , The Stooges are three fish peddlers who decide to cut out the middleman by catching their own fish. They trade their car and $300 for a "new" boat, which turns out to be a piece of junk that soon falls apart and sinks in the middle of the ocean. Luckily the boys also have a rowboat, which they climb into and then try to signal some passing planes for help. Unfortunately, their paint-spattered rag is mistaken for a Japanese flag and they are bombed from the sky. , The Stooges graduate from dental school and go out west to open a practice. Everything goes well until Shemp "cures" an outlaw's toothache from the instructions in a carpentry book, and the boys must leave on the run. , The Stooges do a good turn and help a stranger open a safe in what they think is the man's house. Actually the man is a crook and the boys were unwitting accomplices to a robbery. Once they realize what's happened, the Stooges go after the bad guy and who's left on the train to Los Vegas. The boys trap the villain and recover the booty. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Young Frankenstein

"After inheriting the Frankenstein Castle, a doctor who has tried all his life to distance himself from his notorious relative finds himself drawn to the unfinished work."

11:00pm

House of Svengoolie

Frankenstein

"Dr. Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive) wants to build a man in his own image, using the body of a dead man. He and his assistent Fritz (Dwight Frye) dig up a freshly burried coffin and steal the body. When they realize the head and the brains of the body are severely damaged, they decide to steal a brain from Dr. Frankensteins former teacher Dr. Waldman (Edward van Sloan). When Fritz accidentely drops the glass jar with the label "good brain" on it on the floor, he decides to take the glass jar with the label "bad brain". Using some kind of mysterious ray that Dr. Frankenstein discovered, the body is brought to life during a thunderstorm, and the monster of Frankenstein (Boris Karloff) is born. Later, when Dr. Frankenstein realizes that he has created an agressive monster, he and Fritz lock the monster up in a cell. When the monster is repeatedly bullied and provoked by Fritz, the monster eventually manages to kill him. When the monster escapes, he meets a little girl playing near the water. The monster and the girl throw flowers in the water. Enjoying the playing, the clumsy monster proceeds to pick up the girl and throw her in the water, too. Later we learn that the little girl drowned in the incident, when her father carries her through the streets. The city's population propel into an uproar, demanding the death of Frankensteins monster. The monster is driven into an old mill, after which the people of the city set the mill on fire."

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Magic Mirror (s1, ep21)

Penny and Judy stumble upon a mirror. Before they know it they are transported to the mirror universe which is occupied by only one person, a boy who is lonesome for companionship.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Deadly Waters (s3, ep7)

Kowalski's brother, injured and unreasonable, nevertheless saves the Seaview crew from a deep-sea death.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Place Called Earth (s2, ep12)

A pair of time travelers from Earth's distant future are sent back to the past by their superiors on a mission of observation. However, the pair use the trip to plot for the eventual takeover of Earth, using the castaways as unwitting accomplices.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Walls Of Jericho (s1, ep20)

Warrior-prophet Joshua sends Tony and Doug into Jericho as spies before he attacks the Biblical city.

5:00am

The Invaders

Counter-attack (s2, ep18)

Vincent recovers important information regarding the aliens just as a conspiracy targets his future.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Bear's Life

"A torrential rainstorm traps Adams and friends in his cabin overnight. The next day comes and it's time to repair it, but Ben the Grizzly has wandered off for the day."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Queen Of The Everglades

"Marlin and Jim take us into one of the wildest areas of the natural wild kingdom in the U.S., the vast Everglades."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Survival In The Sun

"Even under searing temperatures of 120 degrees or more, life tenaciously takes hold in the Sonora Desert. This American Southwestern region is an arena of daily competition…between animals, plants and insects, struggling to survive the extremes and severities of the desert’s environment. It’s truly a “survival of the fittest,” and a ruggedly beautiful adventure. Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler are there observing as predator hunts its prey, be it the grey fox, badger or sidewinder snake. Then you’ll be part of the intense excitement as a peccary…the only true wild pig in the United States…becomes the target of Marlin’s capture gun, which shoots a harmless, sleep-inducing drug into the animal. The peccary is then tagged, so that its habits may be more carefully studied, and that life, under the difficult circumstances of the Sonora, may be more clearly understood by man."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Poles Apart

"Many animals dwell in the wild kingdom that literally are ‘poles apart’ in structure, habits and adaptations. In the laboratory and in the wild, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore and explain such extreme contrasts such as: the slow heartbeat of the elephant and the rapid beat of a mouse; the alligators’ jaws built to crush and a tropical bird’s beak built to pry; birds that migrate and birds that ‘stay put’; a bird that flies a mile a minute and a sloth that travels a food a day."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King Of Beasts

"Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in his natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Crater Of Gold

"Rivers of fire and erupting volcanoes in British East Africa have created a crater called Ngora Ngora, which shields the great herds of African wildlife from the advances of man. By plane to the top of the crater and by jeep into the crater, we study one of the truly last strongholds of the wild kingdom."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Vanishing With The Wilderness

"What happens to the creatures living in the wilderness when their natural habitat is destroyed? Some die out…others move to a new home, and some like the coyote and opossum have journeyed far beyond their original range. Others move in, attracted by food or by the elimination of their natural enemies. Camped in a wilderness area on the fringe of civilization, Marlin Perkins explores the why and hows of this cross-migration."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Slumber Caper (s2, ep3)

Mike and Carol agree to allow Marcia to have a slumber party and the boys plot a series of tricks. But after Marcia is accused of insulting her teacher with a sketch at school, the party is in danger of being cancelled.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Going, Going... Steady (s2, ep5)

Marcia comes home from school in a daydream and the rest of the family can't figure out her problem. It seems Marcia has a crush on a boy who doesn't even know she's alive, at least not until she studies up on his favorite hobby, insect collecting. The next time she comes home from school, she has exciting news, he asked her to "go steady."

11:00am

Happy Days

The Evil Eye

"Richie and his pals perform a Halloween exorcism after Al Delvecchio's right arm is cursed to do the bidding of an old witch with the evil eye."

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Shirley And The Older Man (s4, ep24)

Shirley's friendship with a rich older man is resented by Carmine, who is jealous, and the man's daughter, Adelle, is suspicious of Shirley's intentions.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Breaking The Lease (s1, ep18)

The show opens with the Ricardos and the Mertzes sitting around the Ricardos' piano, singing songs together. After the Mertzes leave, Lucy and Ricky wind up in an argument. The Mertzes, who are trying to get some sleep, are most irritated by the noise. They angrily phone the Ricardos and demand that they cut down on the racket. This, as you can imagine, leads to a big quarrel between the Ricardos and the Mertzes. Lucy and Ricky decide that they can't take it anymore, and they want to move out. However, there is a slight problem—they've signed a lease. The Ricardos thus decide to become the most undesirable tenants ever so that they can break that lease.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Sees America (s6, ep37)

Beaver has the chance to travel around the country for six weeks during the summer and he's all excited about it. However, he quickly realizes when he's gone Gilbert will go after the girl Beaver has a crush on, Mary Margaret. But he quickly realizes, there's more to life than Mary Margaret.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Clothing Drive (s6, ep38)

Beaver's school is having a clothing drive and whoever brings in the most clothes will be awarded 1,000 school points. June, Ward and Wally round up all the old clothes they can find and put them in a box. However, next to the box are three good suits of Ward's that are to be cleaned, and, of course, Beaver mistakes them as items for the clothing drive.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Rescues Pearl (s1, ep15)

Pearl's efforts to snag Mr. Brewster seem doomed until he makes a ridiculous public proposal.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Back To Californy (s1, ep16)

Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Operation: Steam Heat (s2, ep25)

Hot water spurting from beneath the island pleases the castaways as they can now have hot water piped into their huts.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Will The Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up? (s2, ep26)

The radio reports that Mr. Howell has been rescued and is spending all of his money.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Where There's A Will (s3, ep)

Mama has to keep her temper under control for two weeks if she wants to collect on Fran's will.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Best Medicine (s3, ep)

A feud between Mama and Ellen rages—until she learns Ellen is in the hospital.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

The Eyes Of Love / Masquerade / Hollywood Royalty (part 1)

"Part 1. Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Phil Meenan- Frankenstein

"Frankenstein collector Phil Meenan's collection starts with the range of tattoos covering his head, and extends to nearly every inch of his home. Horror expert Phil Munis is on hand to appraise the Franken-treasures, from its monstrously oversized Mardi Gras mascot head to a prop wire from the actual lab used in the original 1931 movie."

George Wendt makes a guest appearance on Halloween!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Trick Or Treatment (s11, ep2)

It's Halloween at the 4077th, and the staff dons costumes and trades ghost stories. Father Mulcahy discovers a soldier alive that had been pronounced dead.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yankee Doodle Doctor (s1, ep6)

The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. Hawkeye objects to the piece of propaganda that filmmaker Lt. Bricker is producing and, having exposed the original film, reshoots a new one his way.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Love By Appointment (s6, ep21)

Mike and Gloria's sex life suffers after they have to begin planning their encounters around the baby's feeding schedule.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Joey's Baptism (s6, ep22)

Archie baptizes Baby Joey without Mike and Gloria's permission.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Gloria And Mike's House Guests (s6, ep23)

A broken furnace forces Archie and Edith to spend a few nights under the Stivic's roof during a power blackout.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Night Out (s6, ep24)

Edith abandons her stick-in-the-mud husband to liven things up on her own during an evening out at Kelsey's Bar.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ball, The (s1, ep12)

Ray begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Sick (s1, ep13)

Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

It May Look Like A Walnut! (s2, ep20)

Rob falls asleep with a sci-fi movie on and gets visited by an alien from another planet.

Vacations in a haunted cabin are not very relaxing.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Ghost Of A Chantz (s4, ep2)

Rob, Laura, Buddy and Sally spend the night in a seemingly haunted cabin.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Man From Space (s4, ep14)

When the Kramdens and Nortons enter a Raccoon costume contest a feud arises between Ralph and Ed.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Self-improvement Of Salvadore Ross (s5, ep16)

A man finds that he can trade anything he has, including youth and personality, with anybody else.

1:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Case Of M.j.h. (s7, ep16)

A small-time crook cooks up a scheme for getting rich quick.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Faith Of Aaron Menefee (s7, ep17)

A man's belief in a faith healer leads to an interesting situation for both of them.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Encore (s6, ep2)

Kroll and Stevens run the Northeast Syndicate and the IMF must bring them down. In '37 the two of them killed a rival mobster, hid the body and killed the witnesses, so the IMF needs to get Kroll to lead them to the remains.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Crack In A Crystal Ball (s3, ep3)

A scam artist posing as a psychic goes on TV to prove that he knows where Kimble will appear next-with a little help from an accomplice who is traveling with Kimble.

4:00am

Harry O

Ruby

"Harry Orwell goes undercover to expose a powerful auto theft organization and quickly becomes involved in murder, blackmail and illicit narcotics."

5:00am

Dragnet

Vice - Dr-30 (s3, ep22)

Posing as orange growers, Friday and Gannon attempt to bust a gambling operation.

5:30am

Dragnet

Forgery - Dr-33 (s3, ep23)

Gary Crosby plays a hippie whose wife has been persuaded—by other hippies—to pass bad checks.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 76 -- The Militants (s3, ep20)

Malloy and Reed participate in the search for two black militants who ambush and critically wound two officers in their patrol car. When one of the suspects subsequently dies in custody, a bitter public relations battle begins with the militant group as the search for the other suspect continues.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 164 -- The Poachers (s3, ep21)

A young employee at the city garage steals a patrol car and engages in a high speed pursuit. Afterward, Malloy and Reed arrest a young woman trying to cash an old-age benefits check she found on the ground, report to an apartment complex garage that had its security camera stolen, investigate a break-in at a mortuary and arrest a couple of pill pushers at a warehouse in Officer Ed Well's territory.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Chilling Traditions

"Toon In With Me's Boo-Bash begins with a look back on some seriously spooky traditions."

Series finale!

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Family Scrapbook (s6, ep39)

While cleaning, June runs across an old family scrapbook and gathers the family together to reminisce about the past six years. The Cleavers recall scenes from previous episodes including: 'Beaver Gets 'Spelled,'' 'New Neighbors,' 'My Brother's Girl,' 'The Shave,' 'Beaver Runs Away,' 'Larry Hides Out,' 'Teacher Comes to Dinner,' and 'Wally's Election.'

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Gets "spelled"

"Beaver's teacher, Miss Canfield, sends a note home with Beaver and the other kids convince him that it's news that he's getting kicked out of school. So Beaver and Wally take steps to hide the note from Ward and June."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Caretaker's Cat (s2, ep19)

Wealthy Peter Baxter decides to test the loyalty of his heirs. He pretends to change his will cutting them all out and leaving his entire estate to groundskeeper James Hing.

10:00am

Matlock

The Witness Killings: Part 1 (s6, ep)

Matlock goes back to his hometown for a family reunion, but things turn sticky when a good friend of his nephew's son dies, and his rival is charged with murder.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Night Of The Killing (s3, ep20)

Racial tensions run high when a white cabbie is murdered in the bottoms.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Innocents (s8, ep5)

The parents who work at Picket's defense plant leave their children in the parking lot while the parents work

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Panacea Sykes (s8, ep31)

Elderly Panacea Sykes is a conniving thief bent on robbing Kitty.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Forever: Part 1 (s14, ep1)

After Joe marries Alice Harper, trouble follows when a couple of men show up looking for money owed to them by Alice's brother.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Legacy (s2, ep11)

Lucas tries to do a good deed for the old town drunk but it backfires when the drunk's son believes he inherited Lucas' ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Baby Sitter (s2, ep12)

A dance hall singer asks Lucas to care for her daughter in an effort to hide the baby from her self-righteous, bigoted father.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Daniel Clay Story (s5, ep21)

"Judge Clay and his family join the wagon train. He has a reputation for cleaning up frontier towns, but his fanatical attention to the law sees him ostracized as often as he is praised. He must face this when his son must be tried by him."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Wedsworth-townsend Act, The (part 2)

"Seeing a dire need in the community for on-the spot medical assistance, Roy and John attempt to convince their staunchest opponent, Dr. Brackett, to support paramedic legislation that means getting help to where it's needed most. Martin Miller and Kent McCord of Adam-12 guest star in this thrilling 2-hour pilot movie"

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bananas, Crackers And Nuts (s1, ep7)

When Henry goes for some R&R, Hawkeye pretends to crack up so that Frank will let him and Trapper go on some R&R.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cowboy (s1, ep8)

John Hodges, a chopper pilot referred to as The Cowboy, has been hit in the shoulder, and arrives at the 4077th. He is expecting a letter—he's worried that his wife, Jean, is leaving him for another man. He wants to go home, but Henry refuses, stating Cowboy's wound isn't serious enough to merit a stateside ticket. Bad luck then follows Henry Blake like the seat of his pants!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Henry, Please Come Home (s1, ep9)

When Col. Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo and Frank starts imposing military discipline on the camp, the surgeons will do anything to get Henry back.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

I Hate A Mystery (s1, ep10)

A rash of thefts breaks out in the camp. Missing pieces include Frank's silver picture frame, Margaret's hair brush and Trapper's watch. The camp is searched and everything is found in Hawkeye's locker.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Who's Handsome? (s1, ep14)

Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Car, The (s1, ep15)

Debra gets upset when she discovers that she's driving Ray's old "make out mobile."

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Win Friends And Influence Nazis (s3, ep7)

Hogan tries to get a Swedish scientist to work for the Allies.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Nights In Shining Armor (s3, ep8)

Hogan schemes to get a French courier and some Allied bulletproof vests out of Germany.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Cass Elliot (part 1)

"Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 10/13/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Deadly Debt (s8, ep25)

A man suspects his father was killed by a gangster to whom he owed $10,000. When the gangster turns up dead, the timing couldn't be worse for the bereaving son.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Number Twelve Looks Just Like You (s5, ep17)

In a future where everyone must undergo an operation at the age of 19 to make them identical to everyone else, one woman desperately tries to hang on to her own identity.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Woman Who Wanted To Live (s7, ep18)

On the run from the law, an escaped convict kidnaps a young woman.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Strange Miracle (s7, ep19)

A man plans to cheat an insurance company out of a large amount of money.

2:05am

Mannix

Race Against Time: Part 1 (s7, ep13)

Mannix travels to a Latin American country and gets himself involved with a revolution against its dictatorship.

3:05am

Cannon

The Game Children Play

"Cannon is hired when the only witness to a robbery is a young child who blames an Arabian heir for the crime."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Perchance To Kill (s1, ep5)

An affair leads to an accidental murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-32 (s3, ep24)

A girl's life hangs in the balance as the detectives search for the dog that bit her.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-35 (s3, ep25)

An infant girl is found in a garbage can; Joe and Bill use the child's blanket to track down the mother.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 16 -- Child In Danger (s3, ep22)

Malloy and Reed are called to a tavern robbery in progress, and then are jolted by a severe domestic abuse situation they are powerless to stop. In the meantime, they lose track of a naive college girl who has just been carjacked by a convicted rapist.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 56 -- Vice Versa (s3, ep23)

Because Malloy has allowed his driver's license to expire, Reed has to do the driving on today's busy patrol. They search for an ice cream truck driver who's been trying to sell marijuana to children, get an unexpected reaction from a bank robber, help a man who's had his house completely emptied by his neighbors, deal with a woman who shoots her husband dead and find a live baby in a trashcan.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Tales Of Poe

"Toony and Bill retell classic horror tales of Edgar Allan Poe."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Captain Jack (s1, ep2)

Beaver and Wally send away for an alligator and they secretly keep it in the bathroom. When the alligator falls ill, the boys get some advice from Captain Jack, an owner of an alligator farm. However, keeping him a secret is going to be hard; the alligator is growing and they need a new place to keep him without June and Ward finding out.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Black Eye (s1, ep3)

Beaver comes home with a black eye and Ward is upset when he learns that Beaver didn't fight back. This leads Ward to teach Beaver how to defend himself. Little does Ward know, the person who punched Beaver is a girl, Violet Rutherford, the daughter of one of Ward's co-workers.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Stuttering Bishop (s2, ep20)

Bishop Arthur Mallory is met in his hotel room by Wallace Lang, an associate of a wealthy man named Charles Burroughs. He is warned through physical violence to stop looking for Burroughs' granddaughter.

10:00am

Matlock

The Witness Killings: Part 2 (s6, ep)

Matlock goes back to his hometown for a family reunion, but things turn sticky when a good friend of his nephew's son dies, and his rival is charged with murder.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Citizen Trundel: Part 1 (s3, ep21)

Harriet's sister is murdered on the orders of the wealthy white man who fathered her child.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Starlet (s8, ep6)

Film makers film a documentary at Picket's Plant and make Erin the "star"". "

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Tell Chester (s8, ep32)

A girl Chester likes has no idea that the man she has her eye on is already married.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Forever: Part 2 (s14, ep2)

After Joe marries Alice Harper, trouble follows when a couple of men show up looking for money owed to them by Alice's brother.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Coward (s2, ep13)

Lucas becomes involved in a battle between an aspiring writer and a cocky, bragging trail boss.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Surveyors (s2, ep14)

Mark runs away from home after his father questions his story about overhearing a plot to rob the bank.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Lieutenant Burton Story (s5, ep22)

"A young lieutenant on his first assignment must face an overbearing, murderous sergeant who is determined to kill two deserters in cold blood. The sergeant wounds Chris thinking he is one of them and into a feud with Flint at the train."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Botulism (s1, ep2)

John plots his revenge after being the repeated target of practical jokes. A man breaks his back falling off a tower. A woman fakes an illness. Dr. Early's stethoscope becomes lodged in his ear. A man brought into the hospital from a movie set is the first indication of an outbreak of botulism. A boy is trapped in a condemned building.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Germ Warfare (s1, ep11)

Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Edwina (s1, ep13)

The nurses go to extreme lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie—they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Love Story (s1, ep14)

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant" quotes win him the girl.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tuttle (s1, ep15)

Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphanage. When General Clayton wants to reward his generosity, Hawkeye is forced to invent a story about Tuttle jumping from a chopper without his parachute!

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Diamonds (s1, ep16)

Ray discovers the diamond in Debra's wedding ring is fake.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Game, The (s1, ep17)

Ray and his family find themselves arguing about honesty.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hot Money (s3, ep9)

Hogan plans to destroy a counterfeiting operation that has been set up in camp.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

One In Every Crowd (s3, ep10)

A prisoner offers the Nazis information on Hogan's operation in exchange for his freedom.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Cass Elliot (part 2)

"Guests Ken Berry and Cass Elliot. Originally aired on 10/13/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Gambling Lady (s8, ep26)

Counterfeit casino chips and chronic gambling lead to murder, and Mason suspects one of his clients may be culpable.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Black Leather Jackets (s5, ep18)

Three tough-looking, motorcycle-riding men disrupt a peaceful suburb when they move in. Yet, their neighbors could never imagine just how dangerous these men really are.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Test (s7, ep20)

An attorney seeks the truth more for his own satisfaction than the pursuit of justice.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Burglar Proof (s7, ep21)

An advertising executive is on the verge of being fired when he can't sell a new product.

2:05am

Mannix

Race Against Time: Part 2 (s7, ep14)

Mannix travels to a Latin American country and gets himself involved with a revolution against its dictatorship.

3:05am

Cannon

The Reformer

"Cannon is hired when a crusading newspaper editor is found near a dead body, while drunk and unconscious in a hotel room."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Loose Connection, The (s1, ep6)

Barnaby is used to smuggle narcotics.

5:00am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-36 (s3, ep26)

Friday and Gannon track down a department store employee who stole $100,000 worth of merchandise in six months.

5:30am

Dragnet

Intelligence - Dr-34 (s3, ep27)

The detectives search out the suppliers of stolen arms for paramilitary groups.

Morey Amsterdam guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 106 -- Post Time (s3, ep24)

After beginning the search for a well known suspect who just stole a 600-pound offset printing press, Reed and Malloy try to convince an 85-year-old man to leave the soon-to-be demolished apartment building where he's resided alone for 27 years. Afterward, they pull over a very unusual vehicle, and chase a delivery truck to the end of an unfinished bridge.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 88 -- Reason To Run (s3, ep25)

Malloy and Reed are called to a riding stable run by retired actor Slim Berkeley. The owner is careless about trusting people and has $100 and a gold belt buckle stolen. Because of a criminal record in New York his young assistant runs, but when searched nothing is found. A call to a phone booth where the man inside is being attacked leads to a drug arrest and sore jaw for Reed. Reed spots a robbery at a drive-in resulting in a shoot-out.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Tiwm's Horror Show

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

New Neighbors (s1, ep5)

The Cleavers have new neighbors, the Donaldsons, and June sends Beaver over to welcome them with a vase of flowers. However, when Mrs. Donaldson thanks Beaver by kissing him on the cheek, Beaver becomes convinced that Mr. Donaldson will kill him because he let a married woman kiss him, and it's all thanks to Eddie Haskell, who planted that idea in Beaver's mind.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Brotherly Love (s1, ep6)

June has had it with Wally and Beaver's fighting and demands they make a pact to be nice to one another and do things together. However, when each boy gets an invitation for individual social outings, they each attempt to break the pact.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lost Last Act (s2, ep21)

Playwright Ernest Royce is found shot to death in the same manner as a character in one of his un-produced plays. The play deals with characters very close to real people and the real-life murder of a New York underworld figure.

10:00am

Matlock

The Strangler (s6, ep)

When Matlock goes after serial killer Jeffrey Speidel, the maniac plans to first ruin Matlock publicly and then murder the famed attorney.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Citizen Trundel: Part 2 (s3, ep22)

Willins reveals Trundel's motive; and Sweet finds---and Trundel's wife sees---the missing photo.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Journal (s8, ep7)

John-Boy is still missing, but a publisher has his journal and wants to publish it

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Quint-cident (s8, ep33)

Quint incurs the wrath of a widow he turned down.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Heritage Of Anger (s14, ep3)

When Ben helps out ex-con John Dundee readjust to the world, the matter becomes complicated by broken promises of the man who framed him.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Day Of The Hunter (s2, ep15)

A famous buffalo hunter tries to goad Lucas into a shooting match.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Mail Order Groom (s2, ep16)

When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.

Dick York guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Charley Shutup Story (s5, ep23)

"The wagon master encounters opposition when he calls a halt to the train due to weather. One group needs to push on due to an inheritance in California. Chris and Duke take them but Duke injures his foot forcing him to stay in a cabin."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Cook's Tour (s1, ep3)

John delivers a cyanotic baby. The firemen give Roy a bad time about his cooking. A boy gets his hand stuck in a vase; John rescues a kid in handcuffs. A man repairing a washer gets an electric shock. The paramedics rescue a man trapped on a crane.

Leslie Neilsen guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Ringbanger (s1, ep16)

Hawkeye and Trapper operate on a famous Colonel - after discovering that he is particularly ruthless about sacrificing his men, they come up with a scheme to get him sent back to the states with a little unwitting help from Frank, Margaret, and a drunk Henry.

Ron Howard guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sometimes You Hear The Bullet (s1, ep17)

Frank throws his back out while spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkeye's, is writing a book about the war, and pays him a visit.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad, Again (s1, ep18)

Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch and no one will notice; and Radar cheats on his final exam.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Long-john Flap (s1, ep19)

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long johns from his father. They get passed around from person to person as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen and given up to Father Mulcahy, who ends up giving them away.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Recovering Pessimist (s1, ep18)

Ray agrees to become more upbeat.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dog, The (s1, ep19)

Ray brings home a stray bulldog.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Is General Hammerschlag Burning? (s3, ep11)

In Paris, Hogan uses an entertainer's friendship with a general and someone who went to high school with Kinchloe to get plans for the defense of Paris.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Russian Is Coming (s3, ep12)

Hogan tries to get a Russian pilot, who refuses to escape to London, back to Russia.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Peggy Lee And Dom Deluise

"Guests Peggy Lee and Dom Deluise. Originally aired on 10/20/71."

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Duplicate Case (s8, ep27)

After his cheating wife's body is recovered from the burned-out department store where she worked, a man finds $72,000 in his briefcase.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Night Call (s5, ep19)

Mysterious phone calls haunt a disabled woman.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Big Score (s7, ep22)

A teenage gang of robbers hits one household too many.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Profit-sharing Plan (s7, ep23)

A man's plan to run away with his company's funds encounters a small hitch.

2:05am

Mannix

The Dark Hours (s7, ep16)

Mannix struggles to recall events that led to him being shot with his own gun.

3:05am

Cannon

House Of Cards

"The accountant of Eden Corporation has disappeared and along with him three million dollars. Does unscrupulous branch manager Sheffield have to do with the plot? Cannon comes across a discovery and suddenly local reporter Julie Foster also plays an important role."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Murder In The Doll's House (s1, ep7)

Barnaby matches wits with a debonair killer.

5:00am

Dragnet

Personnel - The Shooting (s4, ep1)

The problems of policemen's wives.

5:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - The Student (s4, ep2)

The police go after a college student who has turned to murder.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 125 -- Safe Job (s3, ep26)

There's been a rash of cracked safes in the area, and Malloy thinks the suspect is someone who lives in the neighborhood who now claims to be a reformed family man. In the meantime, he and Reed track down a female robbery suspect, who turns out to be a victim herself.

6:30am

Adam-12

Extortion (s4, ep1)

Malloy stares down the barrel of a rifle during the search for gloved robbers who are able to make off with $500 from a tavern in a stolen car. He and Reed also try to apprehend a group of anti-semites before their repeated shakedown attempts cause further damage to a defiant Holocaust survivor.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Halloween Monsters

"Toony and Bill turn into classic monsters."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Water, Anyone

"Wally and his friends are trying to earn enough money to buy baseball uniforms so they put a plan into action by doing their chores at a slow pace in order to maximize their hourly pay. Meanwhile, Beaver, also wanting to be on the team, begins selling water to his family and neighbors."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Crush (s1, ep8)

Beaver has a crush on his teacher, Miss Canfield. When Judy, Whitey and Larry tease him for being a "teacher's pet," Beaver tries to prove them wrong and places a spring snake in her desk. However, Beaver has second thoughts and becomes determined to remove the snake before she finds it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bedeviled Doctor (s2, ep22)

Dr. David Craig discovers that tapes of conversations with his psychiatric patients are missing and being used for blackmail purposes. When the suspected thief and blackmailer, Mark Douglas, turns up murdered, Craig is charged with the crime.

10:00am

Matlock

The Nightmare (s6, ep)

After a bump on the head, Matlock dreams he's in the Old West—and Conrad is about to be lynched by an angry mob!

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Brotherly Love: Part 1 (s4, ep1)

Tibbs travels to Philadelphia to uncover the truth behind the apparent suicide of a friend who had knowledge of a police cover-up.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Lost Sheep (s8, ep8)

Ashley Longworth Jr returns to the mountain. He proposes to Erin and she accepts

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old York (s8, ep34)

Matt comes face to face with the outlaw who saved his life long ago.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Initiation (s14, ep4)

A boy is accidentally killed while performing the initiation for a secret club, and one of Jamie's friends is blamed for the death.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Case Of Identity (s2, ep17)

Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

Paul Fix guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Amos Billings Story (s5, ep24)

"The wagon train encounters Amos Billings who tells of a new road that might shorten their trip and avoid Indian trouble. Chris and Flint are very suspicious of the situation since the location has been a dead end."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Brushfire (s1, ep4)

Station 51 is called to fight a wildfire. John and Roy rescue an elderly woman and her sister, treat an injured fireman, deliver a baby, catch a looter and find a boy's lost dog.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Army-navy Game (s1, ep20)

The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and Trapper are left the task of following instructions to disarm the bomb.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sticky Wicket (s1, ep21)

Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's surgical ability. Hawkeye performs a difficult operation and the patient does not recover as he should. Hawkeye begins to doubt his ability and moves out of The Swamp. He decides to open up his patients again, and discovers a nick in the colon that even Frank admits anyone could have missed.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Major Fred C. Dobbs (s1, ep22)

Frank's normal drone of verbal abuse upsets Ginger, so Hawkeye puts his arm in a cast while he is asleep. Frank puts in for a transfer, and after Franks tells Margaret he's leaving, she decides to leave as well. As a result, Col. Blake puts both Hawk and Trap on double post-op duty until he finds replacements for Majs. Burns and Houlihan.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cease-fire (s1, ep23)

General Clayton calls to say that a ceasefire is to be declared. The camp celebrates, Klinger gives away his dresses and locals start to take pieces of the camp. But Trapper does not believe it.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Neighbors (s1, ep20)

Frank's sawing and Marie's meddling bother the neighborhood.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fascinatin' Debra (s1, ep21)

Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

An Evening Of Generals (s3, ep13)

Posing as waiters, Hogan and the gang scheme to get rid of a room full of German generals.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Everybody Loves A Snowman (s3, ep14)

The guys must smuggle a U.S. bomber crew out of camp while under surveillance by Hochstetter.

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Tim Conway And Diahann Carroll (part 1)

"Guests Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll. Originally aired on 10/27/71."

Gavin MacLeod, Victor Buono AND a gorilla guest star!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Grinning Gorilla (s8, ep28)

A scientist involved in a lawsuit with his former housekeeper is found stabbed to death, and the housekeeper—though cornered by a loose gorilla—is present when the corpse is discovered.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

From Agnes - With Love (s5, ep20)

A computer technician begins getting advice on his love life from Agnes, the computer he works with.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Apex (s7, ep24)

A man and his lover decide to get rid of his wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Last Remains (s7, ep25)

A man tries to hide the murder of his business partner.

2:05am

Mannix

A Night Full Of Darkness (s7, ep18)

Mannix's police department pal, Lieutenant Malcolm, is a victim of a setup. The private eye tries to get to the bottom of things in order to clear his friend.

3:05am

Cannon

Revenge

"Cannon is haunted by the memories of his time in the Korean War."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Sing A Song Of Murder (s1, ep8)

The managers of a rock music star, whom they think drowned in his pool, cash in on his "tragedy""."

5:00am

Dragnet

S.i.u. - The Ring (s4, ep3)

Friday and Gannon recruit a woman cop to nab a burglar.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Medical (s4, ep4)

Friday and Gannon investigate cases in a hospital emergency ward.

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