6:00am The Facts of LifeBefore The Fall - Natalie's inside story on ROTC involves jumping from a plane.
6:30am Diff'rent StrokesStress, What Stress? - Stress is diagnosed as the cause of hard-working Drummond's frequent attacks of pain, but suddenly young, healthy and "normal" Willis learns that he, too, is a prime candidate for the same debilitating "attacks."
7:00am The Beverly HillbilliesSimon Legree Drysdale - Elly tells Granny and Jethro that the mansion is full of pretty girls. The clan soon learns that Shorty set up the mansion as a hotel for women. They figure they should get some information, and Jethro is more than happy to ask the girls.
7:30am My Three SonsRobbie's Employment Service - Robbie and Hank think that the only thing girls are interested in is money.
8:00am Leave It to BeaverThe Lost Watch - While watching Wally and his friends play baseball, Beaver is put in charge of looking after everyone's coats and watches. However, after the game is over Lumpy comes to claim his watch, but Beaver has no watch to give him.
8:30am Leave It to BeaverHer Idol - Beaver becomes good friends with a classmate, Linda Dennison. However, their relationship is blown out of proportion by Beaver's classmates who begin to tease him and goad him into insulting Linda to prove that she isn't his girl.
9:00am Perry MasonThe Case Of The Promoter's Pillbox - Aspiring screenwriter Herbert Simms submits a teleplay to unscrupulous producer Charlie Corby, who passes the manuscript off as his own. Corby's scheme dies with him, however, when he is fatally whacked over the head with a whiskey bottle.
10:00am MatlockThe Fighter - When fighter Billy Leon is accused of murdering the reporter who made public his alleged steroid use, Matlock agrees to take the seemingly open-and-shut case.
11:00am Diagnosis MurderYou Bet Your Life - Dr. Sloan investigates the apparent suicide of a gifted heart surgeon who hid a dark secret.
12:00pm In the Heat of the NightPerversions Of Justice - A mild mannered school teacher is accused of child molestation.
1:00pm GunsmokeThe Tragedian - "Edward, as washed up actor, gets caught cheating at cards. Matt gets him a job washing dishes but Edward steals money and gets drunk. Matt has Chester lock him up while he looks for the brother of a murder who's out to shoot him so his brother won't stand trial."
1:30pm GunsmokeHinka Do - "The new rootin tootin owner of "The Lady Gay" (Mamie) comes to Dodge and opens a saloon. When she opens the saloon, she lets the Dodge cowpokes know that she is very handy with a gun and will use that gun on any trouble makers in her saloon."
2:00pm BonanzaA Visit To Upright - Complications arise when the Cartwrights purchase a broken-down saloon in Upright, Nevada, which they believe contains a fortune in hidden gold.
3:00pm The RiflemanThe Debt - Lucas and Mark stop on the way to the county fair to deliver a message to Micah, who is on the trail escorting a prisoner scheduled to be hanged. Mark and Lucas recognize the prisoner, Mr. Renolds, as someone who saved Mark's life from a snake bite a few years back.
3:30pm The RiflemanThe Tinhorn - A professional card player, John Keeler, has set up business in North Fork, but local Jesse Phillips claims that this tinhorn is a cheat. Lucas starts playing poker with Keeler to draw him out.
4:00pm Wagon TrainThe Jess Macabbee Story - Flint, scouting ahead of the wagon train, is in search of fresh meat. With prospects none too good he comes upon a hidden paradise, green and lush and offering far more than he expected.
5:00pm Charlie's AngelsConsenting Adults - A prostitute supplied by a computer dating service keeps an antique dealer preoccupied while his store is burglarized of priceless art objects. One of the stolen items is a ceramic frog, stuffed with smuggled diamonds.
6:00pm Mama's FamilyPositive Thinking - After listening to tapes on positive thinking, Eunice becomes a changed woman, even securing a part in a play. But when the director cuts all of her lines, she starts to feel her old nature creeping back.
6:30pm The JeffersonsA Case Of Self-defense - Louise is against George's notion to have a gun in the house for protection.
7:00pm M*A*S*HThe M*a*s*h Olympics - Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger tries to get out of the army by getting fat.
7:30pm M*A*S*HThe Grim Reaper - Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's life. Realizing Hawkeye is value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges.
8:00pm The Andy Griffith ShowThe Darling Baby - The Darlings come to Mayberry looking for a boy whom they could engage to Charlene's new baby. Opie becomes the prime target.
8:30pm The Andy Griffith ShowAndy And Helen Have Their Day - Andy and Helen are having a hard time finding quality time together, so Barney volunteers to take over for a day.
9:00pm Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.Gomer The Card Shark - Gomer is taken by a Navy man who wants him to believe that he is a lucky card player. But when the stakes become too high, will Gomer be able to keep his focus?
9:30pm WKRP in CincinnatiYou Can't Go Out Of Town Again - Mr. Carlson learns that his wife Carmen first went out with him in college because of a dare.
10:00pm Hogan's HeroesIt's Dynamite - A dynamite truck, which Hogan plans on hi-jacking, deviates from its planned route.
10:30pm Hogan's HeroesOperation Tiger - Hogan and his men try to rescue an underground leader on route to Berlin to be executed.
11:00pm Carol Burnett and FriendsGuests William Conrad And Isabel Sanford - In Carol and Sis, Harvey mistakenly steals another man's wallet. Then, in TV Blackouts, the gang salutes TV shows, including "Sonny and Cher, "Jack LaLanne", "Password", "The Golddiggers", and "Maude".
11:30pm Perry MasonThe Case Of The Lost Last Act - Playwright Ernest Royce is found shot to death in the same manner as a character in one of his un-produced plays. The play deals with characters very close to real people and the real-life murder of a New York underworld figure.
12:30am The Twilight ZoneThe Eye Of The Beholder - A bandaged young woman awaits the outcome of an experimental treatment that has been administered to her in a last-ditch effort to make her appear normal.
1:00am Alfred Hitchcock PresentsMalice Domestic - Carl, a newlywed, suspects his wife is trying to poison him.
1:30am Alfred Hitchcock PresentsNumber Twenty-two - A petty crook clashes with a hardened criminal in a jail cell.
2:00am MannixWine From These Grapes - An investigation leads Joe Mannix to his hometown, Summer Grove, where he works on a murder case involving the death of a worker during a labor dispute.
3:00am CannonNobody Beats The House - Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies.
4:00am 77 Sunset StripThe Affairs Of Adam Gallante - A woman hires Jeff and Kookie to search for her missing husband. They find a killer, an inheritance, and several other wives.