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This episode focuses on drugs, paying particular attention to addiction symptoms.
The Trial Board
An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.
Lucy Fakes Illness
After Ethel gives her a book about diseases, Lucy decides that she will pretend that she is suffering from numerous psychological ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her and let her into show business. To convince Ricky that she is really "ill," Lucy pretends that she doesn't know who she is, and at one point "thinks" that she is Tallulah Bankhead! When Ricky eventually gets wind of Lucy's trick, he hires a phony doctor to scare Lucy back to health.
The Common Cold
Granny is looking to cure people and learns of Mr. Drysdale’s illness. He has a common cold. Granny says that she has the ability to cure it with one spoonful of “cold cure.” She makes her cold cure to share with Dr. Clyburn, but he turns her down and mean-mouths her. So she decides to start her own doctor’s office and use her cold cure to treat folks.
Whatever Happened To Ernie?
Steve and Barbara serve as counselors to Steve's co-worker's family, who need help dealing with their insolent teenage son.
One Of The Boys
Eddie and Wally finally get a chance to join the most exclusive social club in school, the Barons. However, after hanging out with the Barons on a Friday night, Eddie and Wally realize they don't want to be in this club because the guys really aren't who everybody thinks they are.
Beaver, Richard, Whitey and Alan each buy sweatshirts that have monster faces on the front of them. They like them so much they each decide to wear them to school the next day. However, each one finds that their parents forbid them from wearing such hideous sweatshirts to school. However, Beaver manages to sneak out of the house with his on.
The Case Of The Festive Felon
Wealthy but dying Bebe Brent gives the bulk of her estate to her loyal nurse. Needless to say, this act angers the remainder of the Brent clan and leads to a murder.
The Court Martial: Part 1
Matlock is hired by a friend to defend his enlisted son. The boy's been charged with killing a sadistic lieutenant whose mistreatment led to the death of another soldier.
Lonnie makes a heartbreaking discovery about a woman he dated in high school.
A girl whose mother died years ago, runs away from her father and new stepmother, back to her deserted house in Walton's Mountain.
A midget arrives in Dodge City claiming he will turn into an elephant at the stroke of midnight. Arizona begins asking for someone to care for him along with three bales of hay. Everyone finds the story a bit far fetched.
An assassination plot unfolds as four gunmen disguised as cavalrymen enter North Fork. Their target: Sen. Jim Borden. Their weapon: a Gatling gun.
Sharpshooter Marty Blair tries to persuade Lucas to buy Mark a rifle.
The Jose Morales Story
Bill Hawkes is leading three wagons through indian territory. They run into trouble with Mexician bandits lead by Lee Marvin. When the two groups must band together to fight off an indian attack, certain biases and assumptions are thrown away.
Log 83 -- A Different Thing
An older husband complains about his wife and friend's noisy karate practice. A hit and run traffic accident looks looks like a homicide. The officers use their investigative skills to locate the suspect and arrest him.
Log 103 -- A Sound Like Thunder
Malloy and his date join Reed and his expecting wife on a weekend trip to a ghost town, but soon they cross paths with a dangerous motorcycle gang.
Here's Snow In Your Eyes
Trouble ensues when lodge delegates Fred and Barney attend a convention at a ski resort.
The Little Stranger
Fred frantically calls his overbearing mother-in-law when he thinks Wilma is expecting a baby.
The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.
Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler
Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman grapple over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ.
The Song Festers
Gomer's singing voice surprises everyone, especially Barney.
Weaver's Department store is being robbed, presumably by shoplifters. Barney poses as a mannequin to catch a thief.
The Crow Ganef
Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief, plundering everyone—and stashing the loot in Gomer's locker.
Lisa's First Day On The Farm
Lisa gets her first look at their dilapidated-and empty--farmhouse and is horrified. Oily Mr. Haney, who previously owned the dump, took everything with him, including the bathroom fixtures, and tries to resell them to Oliver. Eb, one of Haney's workers, is hired on as their farm hand. Lisa goes out to meet the locals, most of whom have entered a pool wagering on how long the Douglases will stay. Lisa is ready to immediately return to New York, but after a chat with Kate Bradley, she decides to give farm life a try.
Man's Best Friend Is Not His Dog
A dog buries a bone containing film from Carter's camera that has images of a new German tank.
Never Play Cards With Strangers
Hogan's plan to blow up a rocket fuel factory boomerangs back at him.
In Torchy Song, the gang parodies the classic film, with Carol playing a demanding Joan Crawford on a warpath.
The Case Of The Irate Inventor
James Frazer wants a divorce and his cheating wife refuses to give him one. She's also stealing the plans to his invention in order to bait her engineer lover into staying around.
It's A Good Life
The residents of a small town are terrorized by a young boy who has the ability to read minds and make anything he wishes a reality.
Into Thin Air
A woman and her mother check into a Paris hotel. The woman goes out and when she returns her mother is gone, nobody remembers her mother and the room now looks totally different.
Dan, an underworld kingpin, hatches a plan to punish a singer who killed his brother.
Eight To Five, Its A Miracle
Mannix is hired to investigate an alleged miracle that has been occurring on the land of a crime boss.
The Deadly Conspiracy
"Frank Cannon and Barnaby Jones team up for an investigation of a murder at a big corporation in which a deliveryman was charged with the crime."