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Featured Episodes
Apr 20, 8:00am
Saved by the Bell
The gang all gets jobs at the mall during the holiday season!
Apr 20, 8:30am
Saved by the Bell
The gang all gets jobs at the mall during the holiday season!
Apr 21, 6:00am
Adam-12
Dick Van Patten guest stars!
Apr 21, 6:00pm
M*A*S*H
The gang is making pranks galore on April Fools Day.
Apr 21, 8:00pm
The Andy Griffith Show
William Schallert guest stars!
Apr 22, 6:00am
Adam-12
It's another Christmas Eve patrol with Adam-12!
Apr 22, 6:30pm
M*A*S*H
A classic Christmas episode!
5:00am
Last Chance Farm (s1, ep20)
Uncle Joe convinces two overweight women that the Shady Rest is actually a fat farm.
5:30am
The Very Old Antique (s1, ep21)
Railroad executive Homer Bedloe arrives once again in Hooterville, this time with a railroad tycoon, who is determined to purchase the Cannonball.
6:00am
The Social Climbers (s6, ep10)
Granny gets a letter from home, from Adeline Ashley, a hillbilly socialite. Miss Ashley says she going to stop by while visiting friends. However, she arrives early. And through her whole visit, she sets her sights on marrying Jed. Jed isn’t at all interested, but hopes that Miss Ashley could meet Mrs. Drysdale and arranges it.
6:30am
Jethro's Military Career (s6, ep11)
Jethro is practicing being a Navy Frogman. Granny, who has been testing her flu serum, a.k.a. moonshine, sees Jethro and thinks there is a monster in the pool. When she tells Jed, he thinks it is a result of her moonshine. But Granny finally is shown that it isn’t a monster, but Jethro. Jed decides that Jethro needs some type of guidance, so he calls Miss Jane, who tells Drysdale.
7:00am
Morning, Noon And Night Club, Baby Wants A Bottleship, The Spinach Overture
"Popeye temporarily drops his nautical air to become a night club dancer, all for Olive's sake., Olive entrusts the care of Swee'pea to Popeye while she goes on a shopping tour., Popeye turns his talents to music and is seen conducting an orchestra."
7:30am
Happy Go Ducky, Out Foxed, Love That Pup
"The Easter Bunny leaves an egg for Tom and Jerry but a baby duck hatches from it., Droopy is a member of a hunting kennel of dogs and must catch a fox to get a steak., Tom accidentally grabs Tyke, Spike the bulldog's son, when he is trying to get to Jerry."
8:00am
Alley To Bali, The Egg Cracker Suite, A Gooney Is Born, Big Bite, Unlucky Potluck, The Sleeping Princess, Have Gun - Can't Travel
"Woody and Buzz Buzzard seek the attention of a Balinese woman named Babalu who wants to sacrifice them to the angry volcano god of her island., Oswald leads bunnies and chickens in an Easter-making melody., Captain Sure Shot shoots at the gooney birds threatening to damage his planes. A mother gooney bird leaves her egg for protection in Chilly's igloo., Woody rescues his dog Duffy from a bully dogcatcher., After he discovers a loose floorboard in the front steps, Charlie tells Junior to fix and paint the steps. Junior paints the back steps as well, thinking it will please Charlie…, A fairy curses a princess when she's not invited to a royal ceremony., In the old west, a villain's horse conspires with Woody to capture his master so they can split the reward money."
9:00am
Easter Yeggs, Going! Going! Gosh!, The Chocolate Chase, Apes Of Wrath, The Sheepish Wolf, A Scent Of The Matterhorn, Ali Baba Bunny
"Bugs helps out the exhausted Easter bunny by taking his place for the day. Elmer Fudd waits at his house ready to make 'wabbit' stew. , The Coyote makes various attempts to get the Road Runner such as with an explosive-tipped arrow, by shooting himself out of a sling shot and by covering the road with quick drying cement. , Daffy tricks local town mice out of chocolate Easter bunnies so they enlist Speedy to solve the problem. , The stork makes a mistake when he delivers Bugs to an expecting gorilla family., A flock of sheep is guarded by a talkative sheepdog who must stay alert to prevent an attack by the wolf. , When a cat accidentally gets a white stripe painted across her back, Pepe Le Pew naturally mistakes her for a girl skunk. , In search of Pismo Beach, Bugs and Daffy accidentally end up in ancient Bagdad. Daffy steals some of the Sultan's treasure, and the two find themselves trying to escape the guards."
10:00am
The Night Of The Falcon (s3, ep10)
James West and Artemus Gordon help evacuate the town of Tonka Flats before it is destroyed by a cannon shell. Afterwards, they are notified that a man identified as "The Falcon" has threatened to obliterate Denver unless the U.S. government pays him $1,000,000. "The Falcon" is also in cahoots with syndicate leaders from Turkey, Spain, Prussia and England. During their investigation, Gordon is threatened by a whip-wielding Spaniard named Munez who suspects Gordon knows too much about the top secret weapon. West rescues Gordon from Munez, who is then killed by an explosive meant for the two agents. While searching Munez's body, West and Gordon find an invitation from "The Falcon". Gordon, disguised as Munez, prepares to attend the meeting while West attempts to penetrate the stronghold where the cannon is housed.
Cesar Romero guest stars!
11:00am
The Honorable Don Charlie Story (s1, ep19)
During a stopover in the town of adobe flats, a local lothario puts the moves on a female passenger.
12:00pm
Tunnel Of Gold (s1, ep29)
Victoria extends credit to help an old friend open a store in Stockton, not knowing that the woman’s husband has a shady background and that his old associates have their eyes on a shipment of Barkley gold.
1:00pm
Daddy-o
"Kitty's father, Wayne Russell, arrives in Dodge to meet his daughter after abandoning her and her mother as a baby. He insists that saloon life is not fit for a proper lady and wants to take her back to New Orleans so he can pamper her and invest her savings in his freight business."
1:30pm
The Man Who Would Be Marshal
"A former Army Officer wants Matt Dillon's job. Matt then takes Mr. Egan on his rounds. Matt lets Egan try his brand of justice that almost costs Egan his life."
2:00pm
Joe Cartwright, Detective (s8, ep25)
The reading of crime novels has Joe trying to convince Hoss that the bank is about to be robbed.
3:00pm
The Jailbird (s2, ep33)
When Lucas hires an ex-con as a ranch hand, the man is the first one under suspicion when a robbery and murder occur in the area.
3:30pm
Meeting At Midnight (s2, ep34)
Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.
4:00pm
Incident Of The Dowry Dundee (s6, ep17)
Rowdy and Quince come across a wee lass, with four huge Scottish bulls and a wagon of heirlooms.
5:00pm
The Gladiators (s3, ep27)
Allison Windrom hires Paladin to stop a duel between her father and Graham Beckley. When Beckley finds out about Paladin he hires a gunfighter to take his place.
5:30pm
Double Free (s1, ep29)
Josh uncovers an unconventional kidnapping plot when he signs on to rescue the ransomed sister of a famous singer.
On Now: 6:00pm
No Census, No Feeling, Mummy's Dummies, Three Little Pirates, Blunder Boys, Space Ship Sappy, Idiots Deluxe
"The Stooges get jobs as census takers and wind up in a fancy mansion looking for people to survey. Moe and Larry are recruited to join a bridge game, while Curly adds Alum to the lemonade. The resulting concoction is consumed by everyone, resulting in puckered lips and shrunken clothes. The boys next try to take the census at a football stadium. They disguise themselves as players and wind up in the middle of the game. Curly runs off with the ball and all the other players in pursuit. , Moe is on trial for assaulting Curly and Larry with an ax. Moe relates how Curly and Larry took him on a hunting trip for his nerves. Out in the woods they confronted a bear, which Curly and Larry stunned, and thinking it was dead, threw it in the back of their car, where it came awake, tossed Moe out and drove the car into a tree. The judge finds Moe not guilty and Moe promptly goes after Larry and Curly again with the ax. , Set in ancient Egypt, the Stooges run a used chariot lot where they unload defective chariots on unsuspecting customers. When they gyp the head of the palace guard, they're brought to the palace to be executed, but instead become royal chamberlains after curing the King's toothache. When they recover some tax money stolen by a corrupt official, the King rewards them with marriage to his daughter. After getting a look at the ugly crone, Moe and Larry select Shemp to be the groom. , The Stooges are castaways from a garbage scow who land on Dead Man's Island where everyone is living in olden times. To escape from the governor, they disguise Curly as a Maharaja and win permission to journey to their own country to fetch presents. The governor is fooled, but the boys run into more trouble in the den of Black Louie the pirate where Curly is forced into a knife-throwing contest with Larry as the target. Things look bad until a mis-thrown knife cuts the rope that holds the chandelier and it crashes down on Black Louie's men. With the pirates defeated, Moe decides to take over as ruler of the island. , A parody of the television series Dragnet. , An eccentric scientist tricks the stooges into joining himself and his daughter on an expedition to Venus."
8:00pm
It Came From Outer Space
"A spaceship from another world crashes in the Arizona desert, and only an amateur stargazer and a schoolteacher suspect alien influence when the local townsfolk begin to act strange. "
10:30pm
House of Svengoolie
Munchies
"An archaeologist discovers a new creature that causes trouble in a small town when it regenerates."
1:00am
Princess Of Space (s3, ep17)
A crew led by Captain Kraspo is searching for the missing Princess Alpha. They bring Will aboard their ship, and he makes them think that Penny might be the Princess.
2:00am
The Left-handed Man (s2, ep6)
Nelson escapes death several times as he foils a subversive plot to infiltrate the defense department through the daring of the current administration.
3:00am
The Golden Cage (s1, ep12)
Mark meets a fellow earthling, a young girl who he develops romantic feelings. However, he's unaware that the giants are using her as a test subject... and as bait to attract more Earthlings.
4:00am
Merlin The Magician (s1, ep27)
In England, the time travelers try to help Merlin the magician secure the throne for young King Arthur.