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Missing At Fl307

"An ex-convict boards an airplane in Atlanta for a reunion with his daughter but when the plane lands he's nowhere to be found."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Design For Madness (s8, ep5)

Barnaby tries to help her emotionally disturbed niece when she's suspected of murdering her husband and his lawyer during memory lapses.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big High (s2, ep8)

An elderly businessman concerned about the welfare of his grandchild informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly. The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Ad (s2, ep9)

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder. Friday goes undercover as Deal.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 23: Pig Is A Three Letter Word

"The officers are subjected to verbal abuse when they arrest armed robbers."

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 83 -- A Different Thing (s2, ep5)

An older husband complains about his wife and friend's noisy karate practice. A hit and run traffic accident looks looks like a homicide. The officers use their investigative skills to locate the suspect and arrest him.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Masquerade Ball

"Bill and Toony recieve a mysterious invitation."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Younger Brother (s5, ep28)

Beaver decides to join the basketball team but finds himself trying to live up to Wally's performance. However, after not making the team, Beaver allows his family to believe that he did.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Typewriter (s5, ep29)

Seeing an ad for typewriters on sale, Beaver talks his parents into letting him get one as long as he learns how to use it. However, Beaver discovers learning to type is not as easy as it looks and soon finds himself making a deal with the shady Eddie Haskell.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Black-eyed Blonde (s1, ep37)

A visit from an attractive blonde sporting a black eye segues into a case concerning a wealthy man's long-lost grandson and murder.

9:00am

Matlock

The Madam (s5, ep)

When a blackmailing call girl is charged with murder, Matlock is hired to bring the real killer to justice.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Pig Woman Of Sparta (s2, ep21)

It seems that a serial killer has been burying his victims in a wooded area owned by a wealthy hermit that Virgil refers to as "Sparta's Howard Hughes". Suspicion immediately falls on an eccentric woman who lives in the woods with her pigs and chases away trespassers with a shotgun. The officers ask the landowner's disturbed son for help and Bubba is surprised to find that a woman he attended high school with is working as the man's "nurse". Also Parker and Sweet compete with one another to solve the case.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Captive (s7, ep8)

Corabeth Godsey feels trapped by her unchanging life on Walton's Mountain

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Hanging Of Newly O'brien (s19, ep11)

Newly attempts to save a hillbilly's life by using drastic measures. The family wants to hang Newly after the man dies.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Fallen Woman (s13, ep2)

After Hoss helps send a man to prison, his wife insists that Hoss should be made responsible for their son.

Series premiere!

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sharpshooter (s1, ep1)

Lucas McCain and his son, Mark, arrive in North Fork, New Mexico. Looking to start a new life, they come across a ranch that is to their liking, which is for sale. Lucas enters a Turkey Shoot in hopes of winning the down payment for the ranch.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Home Ranch

"Two hired hands of a wealthy cattleman, who has been using the ranch for grazing his cattle, demand that Lucas move out. When Lucas refuses, he is beaten and dragged and then the ranch house is burned down."

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Eleanor Culhane Story (s4, ep33)

"Flint goes to visit Eleanor Culhane, an old flame of his who had been married to a notorious gunman. He finds everyone in the town she lives in shunning her, and unwilling to discuss her, because they blame her for her husband's misdeeds and the shame he caused the town. When Flint finds her they begin to rekindle their romance. But then her husband, thought dead for the last five years, shows up in town. And Flint realizes there is another side to Eleanor that he was unaware of as well."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Bottom Line (s6, ep17)

Paramedics out in the field begin to question the judgment of overcautious Dr. Morton who believes in acting strictly by the book. The firemen respond to a complaint of severe back pain. A man with phosphorous burns on his arm and a boy hit in the head with a baseball are treated at the hospital. While the firemen respond to a case of difficult breathing, the victim’s neighbor drowns in a hot tub. Vince is involved in a traffic accident and goes crazy due to a head injury, pulling his gun on Johnny.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Price (s7, ep17)

The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Young And The Restless (s7, ep18)

A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are out of touch with new medical practices.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips Is Back In Town (s7, ep19)

Radar, who is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips, meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter's ire.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

C*a*v*e (s7, ep20)

The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to avoid US artillery fire on a Chinese target poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem of which Colonel Potter is not aware.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Cimarron Drip (s6, ep15)

Jethro is hoping to get a part in Dash Riprock’s new TV series, getting a whole new image. Little does Dash know, the show, which is a rehash of every successful show since 1948, didn’t make it, and the female lead, Debbie Dimples, has impossible demands. Drysdale suggests that they use a monkey, Elly’s chimp Cousin, Bessie.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Safecracker Suite (s1, ep27)

Klink's old friend brings evidence of an assasination plot against Hitler to Stalag 13, and Hogan and Klink conspire to steal it.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

I Look Better In Basic Black (s1, ep28)

Hogan tries to find out why three American girls were brought to camp.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guest Jim Nabors

"Guest Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 09/14/70."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sleepy Slayer (s8, ep4)

When a man is accused of killing his employer, who still owed him $50,000 for an accident years before, it's up to Mason to find the real killer.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Little Girl Lost (s3, ep26)

To her parents' horror, a six-year-old girl vanishes into the fourth dimension after rolling under her bed.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Mrs. Bixby And The Colonel's Coat (s6, ep1)

A woman is heartbroken when she is forced to end her affair with a colonel.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Doubtful Doctor (s6, ep2)

A man relates an unusual situation to his doctor.

1:05am

Mannix

A Matter Of Principle (s6, ep16)

Two elderly spinster sisters are determined to prosecute a traffic violator. There's only one problem: The man also is a syndicate killer.

2:05am

Cannon

The Set-up

"Cannon is a victim of mistaken identity and later almost killed."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Girl On The Road (s8, ep6)

A runaway girl discovers that the glitter of the drug world has a deadly underside.

4:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Black Box (s2, ep26)

A U.S. government top-secret camera falls out a plane and lands in the Shady Rest. Little does anyone know, the curious device could bring them "explosive" problems.

4:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Mayor Of Hooterville (s2, ep29)

Uncle Joe decides to run as the first mayor of Hooterville.

5:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Lib And Let Lib (s9, ep19)

Troubles are following everyone after the women’s lib movement ended. Elly and Granny return home to the mansion, while Jethro still believes he is Japanese and the women should serve him because women should wait on man. And at the bank, the secretaries are working on better working conditions, but get bullied by Banzai, who is trying to get new girls from Japan.

5:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly, The Working Girl (s9, ep20)

Elly gets a job as a secretary at Mr. Drysdale’s bank to ensure proper treatment of the girls working there. But Granny makes her look like a flapper and teaches her wiggle walking, eye rolling and lap setting. Drysdale throws her out, but after he realizes it is his largest depositor’s daughter, brings her back.

6:00am

Popeye and Pals

Plumbing Is A “pipe”, Her Honor The Mare, A Date To Skate

"Popeye visits Olive Oyl and discovers her home in turmoil because of a broken water pipe., Popeye's nephews decide to take a horse home when it's rejected by a glue factory., It's Olive's first visit to a skating rink, and Popeye accidentally crashes into the pillar to which she is clinging. Popeye manages to rescue Olive in an amusing climax."

6:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Tot Watchers, Early Bird Dood It, Sufferin' Cats

"A babysitter more concerned with the phone leaves Tom and Jerry to watch the baby., The worm enlists a cat to get rid of the bird chasing him but the bird turns out to be too smart for the cat., Jerry is a prize to be won between Tom and an alley cat because neither feline wants to share him."

7:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

The Dizzy Acrobat, Robinson Gruesome, Crazy Mixed Up Pup, The Reckless Driver, The Overture To William Tell, Dizzy Kitty, Who's Cookin Who?

"Woody tries to sneak into the circus., Chilly rides a melting iceberg to a south seas island, where Smedley has been stranded for 28 years., A man and his dog take on each other's attributes after an accident., Woody Woodpecker tries to renew his driver's license with a grumpy officer., Obstacles arise as Wally conducts an orchestra., Andy and his father try to groom an alley cat for a Cat Show., After failing to store food for winter, Woody attempts to turn the story of Little Red Riding Hood on its head by luring and eating a wolf. It turns out, they both want to eat each other."

8:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The Million Hare, Tweetie Pie, The Foghorn Leghorn, Rhapsody Rabbit, Out And Out Rout, Woolen Under Where, A Witch's Tangled Hare

"A television show is having a contest to see who can get to the television station first, Bugs or Daffy. , When Tweety is brought in from the cold, the owner warns Sylvester to leave him alone. , Henery Hawk, determined to hunt chickens, goes down to Foghorn's barnyard. Henery Hawk misinterprets the dog for a chicken and Foghorn tries to set him straight. , Bugs Bunny attempts to perform a piano solo of Liszt's "Second Hungarian Rhapsody" but is foiled by a little mouse. , Coyote tries many different ways to catch Road Runner but is never able to. , It is another day at work for Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog. , In search of poetic inspiration, William Shakespeare comes across the castle of Macbeth and finds Witch Hazel chasing Bugs Bunny therein. "

9:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Egyptian Queen (s4, ep8)

Agent Artemus Gordon and the curator of the San Francisco Museum are set upon in the Egyptian exhibit by three men wearing gas masks. When agents West and Mr. Heisel, the Egyptian government's representative, enter the room, they are also attacked. After regaining consciousness, the men discover that a priceless ruby has been stolen from the eye of the statue of Sun God, Ra. Commissioned by Miasmin, an Egyptian Princess, to recover the gem, West and Gordon trace a ransom note to a waterfront bar where Gordon poses as a sea captain. At the bar, West recognizes one of his assailants at the museum. The man identifies himself as Jason and indicates that Rosie, a beautiful young dancer at the bar, is wearing the ruby on her toe. Unfortunately, Rosie vanishes before West can make a move.

10:00am

Gunsmoke IV: The Long Ride

"Retired marshal Matt Dillon must clear his name after a lying witness makes him wanted: dead or alive."

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Crooked Mile (s10, ep2)

A girl's whip-wielding father does not approve of her romance with Quint.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Bushwhacked! (s13, ep3)

Joe is found shot in the back and delirious by a pair of cowboys roaming the prairie.

Michael Landon guest stars!

2:00pm

The Rifleman

End Of A Young Gun (s1, ep3)

Lucas is forced to give refuge to Will Fulton, a young bank robber who was injured while saving Mark's life.

Paul Fix becomes North Forks newest marshal, Micah Torrence.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Marshal (s1, ep4)

Micah Torrance, a once famous lawman, is introduced as a drunken derelict who stumbles into North Fork. Micah, nursing an arm crippled in a gunfight, is hired by Lucas to help out at the ranch. Three outlaws ride into town looking for revenge against Micah.

3:00pm

Rawhide

Damon's Road: Part 2 (s7, ep8)

After escaping from the railroad builder, Favor attempts to get his drovers back, but they are set on being railroaders. Favor must hatch a scheme to get his men back.

4:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Teacher (s1, ep27)

Paladin defends a schoolmistress who's being theatened for teaching about war crimes that took place during the Civil War.

4:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Chain Gang (s2, ep15)

After being arrested for a minor offense, Josh is put on the chain gang and put to work on the local mine.

5:00pm

The Three Stooges

Mummy's Dummies, Dopey Dicks, Don't Throw That Knife, Cuckoo On A Choo Choo, Blunder Boys, Studio Stoops

"Set in ancient Egypt, the Stooges run a used chariot lot where they unload defective chariots on unsuspecting customers. When they gyp the head of the palace guard, they're brought to the palace to be executed, but instead become royal chamberlains after curing the King's toothache. When they recover some tax money stolen by a corrupt official, the King rewards them with marriage to his daughter. After getting a look at the ugly crone, Moe and Larry select Shemp to be the groom. , It's mindless fun at its best when the Stooges meet a mad scientist in search of a human brain for his headless mechanical man. , The Stooges are hired by a movie studio as publicity men. Their first assignment is to get publicity for Dolly Devore, a pretty starlet. They fake a kidnapping, but the cops won't believe their story. Then the girl is really kidnapped and the Stooges must come to the rescue. Shemp winds up hanging out a tenth story window on an extending telephone. , The Stooges become census takers and wind up in the apartment of a lady whose husband is both jealous and a knife thrower. When the husband arrives home, the boys try to hide, but are discovered, and after dodging some knives, leave on the run. , Larry and Shemp are living in a stolen railroad car. Larry wants to marry his girlfriend, but she won't consent until Shemp marries her sister. Shemp however, is constantly drunk and in love with "Carry", an imaginary giant canary. Moe is an investigator from the railroad, sent to discover how the car was stolen from a moving train. Moe is also in love with Shemp's girl. Shemp winds up with both women, but still prefers his imaginary canary. , A parody of the television series Dragnet. "

7:00pm

Svengoolie

Tarantula

"This classic science fiction film featuring Academy Award winning screen legend Clint Eastwood tells the story of a scientist who, while researching the effects of a new synthetic nutrient, releases a giant spider in the American Southwest. A quintessential exercise in pulp horror, "Tarantula" is the drive-in, monster flick that still thrills and chills. "

9:30pm

Batman

Give 'em The Axe (s1, ep24)

An explosion renders Batman and Robin unconscious and believed dead by the Riddler. When the Dynamic Duo comes to, it's up to Robin to sneak into the museum and stop the plot to raid an ancient sarcophagus.

10:00pm

Star Trek

The Conscience Of The King (s1, ep13)

Kirk is one of the last survivors who can identify a mass killer lurking among a Shakespearean troupe aboard the Enterprise.

11:00pm

Adventures of Superman

Dagger Island (s4, ep9)

Clark and Lois are umpires in a treasure hunt on Dagger Island. One of the heirs is ruthless in his quest and endangers the rest of the party.

11:30pm

Adventures of Superman

Blackmail (s4, ep10)

Inspector Henderson pretends to take a bribe so he can catch a crime boss. Superman intervenes to clear the cop's name.

12:00am

Lost in Space

The Keeper: Part 1 (s1, ep16)

The Keeper, played by Michael Rennie, is a zookeeper of sorts. He wants to take the children and add them to his collection.

1:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Werewolf (s3, ep2)

Volcanic radioactivity turns a scientist into a werewolf who threatens the Seaview. Meanwhile, Nelson and Crane attempt to snuff out the volcanic island.

2:00am

Land of the Giants

Every Dog Needs A Boy (s2, ep8)

When Clipper is injured by a giant dog, the Earthlings must take him to a pet store owner, but his employee isn't so sympathetic.

3:00am

The Time Tunnel

Idol Of Death (s1, ep21)

In 1519, Tony and Doug vow to slow down Cortez's conquest of Mexico.

4:00am

The Invaders

The Believers (s2, ep14)

The aliens plot to eliminate Vincent once and for all, attacking a group of "believers".

5:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Home Of The Hawk

"A wagon falls on the leg of a settler,"Metcalf". He and his daughter are assisted by Adams,who lets them stay with him. She likes all the animals, mainly a hawk and the next day,despite her dad's warning,goes out exploring on her own."

6:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Roundup On The Rupununi

"Marlin travels to Guyana to join Stan Brock in a cattle drive. Soon they are aware of a jaguar marauding the herd. There is only one thing to do if the drive is to continue … catch the jaguar."

6:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cougar Mountain

"High in the Rocky Mountains a puma and here three cubs end their first summer together. Soon snow falls and the animals begin their annual trek down to a lower valley."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Beneath Kilimanjaro

"Beneath Kilimanjaro lies the Amboseli Game Reserve, last refuge for the remnants of the great cattle and wild animal herds that once roamed east Africa. Marlin and Jim seek a way for coexistence of the animals in the Amboseli."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Leopards Of Sawai Madipur

"Rajastan India lies in an ancient, deserted castle. This is the story of a family of leopards who now occupy this castle."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Arctic Adventure

"A trip to the top of the world … above the Arctic Circle, north of Hudson Bay for a polar bear hunt and a walrus capture."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Lightning

"A mother cheetah leads her playful cubs over the vast Rhodesian veldt teaching them the ways of defense and hunting."

9:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Possible Dream (s1, ep22)

Marcia's sense of security is shattered when Cindy inadvertently gives away her diary to a book collection. Marcia is especially concerned since in it, she confessed a secret desire for Desi Arnaz, Jr.

9:30am

The Brady Bunch

To Move Or Not To Move (s1, ep23)

With constant complaints about the size of the house bombarding Mike and Carol, Mike puts the house up for sale and looks into buying a new one. It isn't long after that that the house appears to be haunted.

10:00am

Happy Days

Kiss Me Sickly (s2, ep22)

Fonzie asks Richie to watch after his girl, Denise, while he's out of town at a demolition derby. Denise, upon hearing what Fonzie's asked Richie to do, decides to test Richie's trustworthiness. Richie succumbs to temptation and makes out with Denise at Inspiriation Point, later finding out that she has mononucleosis.

10:30am

Laverne & Shirley

The Feminine Mistake (s4, ep21)

Laverne asks Shirley how to be more feminine so she can impress Joey. This leads to a froufrou Laverne acting like a Southern belle.

11:30am

I Love Lucy

Ricky And Fred Are Tv Fans (s2, ep31)

With Ricky and Fred glued to a TV fight, their wives go to the local cafe, where service is so slow that Lucy makes change for herself at the cash register and the girls are arrested. They finally prove their innocence and get home to husbands who didn't know they were gone.

12:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Merchant Marine (s5, ep30)

Ward comes down hard on Wally after he comes home two hours late, this fuels June and Ward's suspicions that Wally is contemplating joining the Merchant Marines. June had discovered some pamphlets hidden in his dresser drawer. However, little does anyone know, Wally has been getting the information for Lumpy who's seriously thinking of joining.

12:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Brother Versus Brother (s5, ep31)

Beaver gets a new girl in his class and is instantly smitten. He begins walking her home from school but he soon realizes that the girl has an agenda on her mind. Her sole purpose is to get close to Beaver in order to get close to Wally. This leads Beaver to accuse Wally of stealing his girl.

1:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Girls From Grun (s9, ep14)

The Clampetts finish dining with their Grunion, a surfer boy and a girl, and tell the captives they will let them go. Jethro wants to keep his captured girl, but Jed let’s the two go. At the bank, Drysdale, who tells Helen she must take the blame for his stupid mistakes, decides to get his former secretary back. Helen goes to the beach to try to get Jane back, and finds out the Clampetts still believe Grunion are people, a poor excuse, but people nonetheless.

1:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly, The Secretary (s9, ep21)

The Clampetts receive a telegram that says Louellen Aden is coming out to California. When Jed tells Jethro about this, they figure out that she wants to marry Jethro. He gets scared and runs away. Meanwhile, Elly is learning to be a secretary, but is not very good at it. She and Miss Jane go to bring Louellen to the Clampett mansion, and the family learns that she has changed into a lovely young lady.

2:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Seer Gilligan (s2, ep19)

Gilligan discovers an island bush that produces seeds that when eaten give a person the ability to read the minds of others.

2:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Love Me, Love My Skipper (s2, ep20)

The Howell's plan a party.

3:00pm

Mama's Family

Now Hear This (s6, ep)

When Vint installs baby-monitoring intercoms in the house, the Harpers begin eavesdropping on each other—and it isn't long before everyone is upset!

3:30pm

Mama's Family

Tri-state's Most Wanted (s6, ep)

When Mama believes she's fallen for a wanted criminal, she decides to capture him herself.

4:00pm

The Love Boat

I Don't Play Anymore (s5, ep9)

Gopher thinks he recognizes a woman; a pianist debates ending his retirement; a man tries to claim workers' compensation for insanity.

5:30pm

Collector's Call

Jeremy Beaver- Hip Hop Memorabilia

"Music producer and collector, Jeremy Beaver, started the National Hip Hop Museum to share the culture and history of hip-hop with America, and now he’s sharing it with Collector’s Call, including the turntables that started it all, DJ Kool Herc’s equipment used to invent the genre in 1973, and a collection from the legendary Sugarhill Gang, introduced by member, Master Gee himself. Expert and music historian, JayQuan, attempts a trade with a record-breaking record of his own."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rally Round The Flagg, Boys (s7, ep21)

The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than impressed.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Preventive Medicine (s7, ep22)

On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practitioner to try and get out of the Army.

7:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Pains (s6, ep5)

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

7:30pm

All in the Family

Chain Letter (s6, ep6)

Archie's refusal to particpate in a chain letter triggers a string of unlikely events.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Mike Faces Life (s6, ep7)

Mike becomes the sole support of a growing family when Gloria loses her job because of her pregnancy.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Edith Breaks Out (s6, ep8)

Archie feels abandoned after Edith begins to volunteer part-time at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly.

9:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Cass Elliot And Pat Paulsen

"Guests Cass Elliot and Pat Paulsen. Originally aired on 09/21/70."

9:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Nanette Fabray And Ken Berry

"Guests Nanette Fabray and Ken Berry. Originally aired on 10/12/70."

10:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sally And The Lab Technician (s1, ep4)

Laura sets Sally up with a shy cousin and a disastrous dinner date ensues.

10:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Washington Vs. The Bunny (s1, ep5)

Rob has the worst dilemma: choose to travel on business or see his son's school play.

11:00pm

The Honeymooners

Brother Ralph (s4, ep9)

Ralph, after making a suggestion at work, is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary, but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.

11:30pm

The Twilight Zone

The Bard (s4, ep18)

An untalented would-be writer's career takes off when the ghost of William Sharespeare writes his script.

12:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Very Moral Theft (s6, ep3)

A desperate man tries to save his company from bankruptcy.

1:00am

Mission: Impossible

A Ghost Story (s5, ep21)

Howard Bainbridge, a chemical warfare expert who defected to the East, was contaminated by his own experiments and then returned back to the U.S. and his family manor, where his father (a paranoid arch-conservative) had him killed and the body buried.

2:00am

The Fugitive

The Old Man Picked A Lemon (s2, ep29)

While working as a ranch hand on a California citrus farm, the owner, Leland Hagerman, suddenly dies in an accident and the man's racist and sadistic son, Blaine, arrives to stake his claim to the place and sees everyone as expendable, including Kimble wh

3:00am

Harry O

Past Imperfect

"Private investigator Harry Orwell helps a young woman save the life she has made for herself from a ruthless man out of her past."

4:00am

Dragnet

The Missing Realtor (s2, ep10)

A woman real estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home. The detectives' one suspect, the woman's ex-boyfriend, is cleared; then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Dog (s2, ep11)

A purse-snatching dog? This is the case Friday and Gannon must solve. Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 103 -- A Sound Like Thunder (s2, ep6)

Malloy and his date join Reed and his expecting wife on a weekend trip to a ghost town, but soon they cross paths with a dangerous motorcycle gang.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 63 -- Baby (s2, ep7)

Reed's wife is in the hospital expecting their first child, and Reed soon regrets his decision to report for work as usual. Out on patrol, they encounter a drunken man directing traffic, chase down a robbery suspect, investigate the theft of money from washing machines and become involved in a minor traffic accident that results in a major delay.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Fall Equinox

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Yard Birds (s5, ep32)

Ward doesn't take any excuses when he puts his foot down and demands that Wally and Beaver clean the yard. They each reluctantly cancel their plans with Richard and Eddie and get to work but soon find themselves with distractions. This causes them to miss the deadline to call the hauler who is suppose to take all the yard waste away and this leads them to pay Eddie and Lumpy to take care of it.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Tennis, Anyone

"Wally finds himself smack dab in the middle of a lover's quarrel when a woman tries to make her estranged boyfriend jealous by continually making tennis dates with Wally. Wally finds himself in an awkward position when the boyfriend threatens him."

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Terrified Typist (s1, ep38)

While a woman is searching the office of the South African Diamond Company, George Baxter enters to meet Walter Lumis and Duane Jefferson. He notices things in disarray and tries to question the woman, but she makes her escape and seeks out Mason.

9:00am

Matlock

Nowhere To Turn: Part 1 (s5, ep)

Matlock defends himself against a murder charge after a judge who issued him a contempt citation is found dead.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Missing (s2, ep22)

Gillespie is kidnapped and Virgil believes that Tom Dugan is involved.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Illusion (s7, ep9)

Verdie Foster's daughter Esther returns to the mountain. After graduating with honors from college, she cannot find a job.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Jailer (s12, ep3)

Six years after her husband's hanging, Ma Stone plots her revenge against Matt Dillon by first kidnapping Kitty to use as a lure and then jailing Matt with the intention to hang him.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Rock-a-bye Hoss (s13, ep4)

Hoss is reluctantly made to judge a contest for the most beautiful baby in Virginia City.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Brother-in-law (s1, ep5)

Mark's uncle, Johnny Gibb, a big-time rodeo rider, comes to visit. While Mark idolizes his uncle, Lucas discovers that Johnny is on the run from the law for an Express Office robbery.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Eight Hours To Die (s1, ep6)

Judge Burton seeks "justice" against the hangman who hanged his son; the judge who sentenced his son; and Lucas, the man who caught his son. When Judge Burton discovers that Lucas has a son, he decides that the best way to serve justice is an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a son for a son.

Lon Chaney Jr. guest stars!

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Chalice (s4, ep34)

"An Italian immigrant couple needs help in transporting water for their grapevines to California. Unfortunately, the two men who offer the use of their wagon plan to steal the treasure they've heard the immigrants are carrying in return for their services."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Firehouse Quintet (s6, ep18)

The Station 51 basketball team qualifies for the semi-finals. The paramedics rescue victims at a gas explosion. While at basketball practice, the firemen treat an injured gymnast. The night before the big game the firemen get very little sleep: they respond to a number of emergencies, including a workman trapped at a studio.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Night At Rosie's (s7, ep23)

A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester and a gambling scheme.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Ain't Love Grand (s7, ep24)

The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a US nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a Korean girl, called Sooni, who he meets at Rosie's Bar.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Party (s7, ep25)

Talk of a post-war reunion gives B.J. an idea—planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.

Ed Begley Jr. guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks (s8, ep1)

A clumsy foot soldier, "Look Out Below" Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high spirits enveloping the hospital.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Corn Pone Picassos (s6, ep16)

After Mrs. Drysdale buys a statue named "Ecstasy," which is nothing but a huge pile of metal scraps, the Clampetts decide to get involved in art to help their neighbor in the contest she is entering. Jed and Jethro buy an authentic Rembrandt, a Sam Rembrandt, and Granny uses her artist cousin as influence to paint Mrs. Drysdale a for-sure winner, thinking the statue she bought has no chance.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Assassin (s1, ep29)

Crittendon interferes as Hogan tries to help a defecting scientist, whom they were ordered to kill.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Cupid Comes To Stalag 13 (s1, ep30)

Hogan helps Klink fall in love with General Burkhalter's sister to get his mind off not being promoted.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Pat Carroll And Art Carney

"Guests Pat Carroll and Art Carney. Originally aired on 01/04/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Betrayed Bride (s8, ep5)

A recently widowed women becomes tangled in a web of suspicion when she hastily remarries a fortune-hunting Frenchman. When the Frenchman's ex-wife comes looking for him, he turns up shot dead in a swimming pool.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Person Or Persons Unknown (s3, ep27)

A man wakes up one morning to discover that no one knows who he is.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Contest For Aaron Gold (s6, ep4)

A young man devotes his entire stay at a summer camp to modeling a one-armed clay knight.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Five-forty-eight (s6, ep5)

A philandering senior manager finds himself being stalked by a previous secretary.

1:05am

Mannix

Out Of The Night (s6, ep17)

In order to help break up a narcotics ring, Peggy is recruited to pose as a prostitute.

2:05am

Cannon

The Investigator

"Cannon is called in to investigate police corruption by the mayor of a Midwestern town."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Indoctrination Of Evil (s8, ep7)

While on the search for a missing girl, Betty uncovers a center for white slavers.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 93 -- Once A Junkie (s2, ep8)

A former convict and informant who Malloy helped give a second chance is accused of assaulting a priest, dealing drugs and stealing a gun after being fired from his dish-washing job at Duke's Longhorn Café. Malloy and Reed set out to determine if his story, which is full of suspicious coincidences, is actually true.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 123 -- Courtroom (s2, ep9)

Reed feels a strong sense of accomplishment when he stumbles upon a large stash of narcotics as he secures a residence after executing a traffic warrant with Malloy and Officer Ed Wells. He's in for a rude awakening at the trial, however, when he's cross examined by the defense attorney.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Don't Believe Your Brain!

"Prepare to have your mind blown, as Bill reveals common shared false memories involving cartoons."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

One Of The Boys (s5, ep34)

Eddie and Wally finally get a chance to join the most exclusive social club in school, the Barons. However, after hanging out with the Barons on a Friday night, Eddie and Wally realize they don't want to be in this club because the guys really aren't who everybody thinks they are.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Sweatshirt Monsters (s5, ep35)

Beaver, Richard, Whitey and Alan each buy sweatshirts that have monster faces on the front of them. They like them so much they each decide to wear them to school the next day. However, each one finds that their parents forbid them from wearing such hideous sweatshirts to school. However, Beaver manages to sneak out of the house with his on.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Rolling Bones (s1, ep39)

When Daniel Reed finds himself being blackmailed by an old business partner from his time in Alaska, Mason must first save him from the insane asylum and then the gas chamber.

9:00am

Matlock

Nowhere To Turn: Part 2 (s5, ep)

Matlock defends himself against a murder charge after a judge who issued him a contempt citation is found dead.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Anniversary (s3, ep6)

After being released by his captors, the chief discovers that his abduction is part of a plot to assassinate a visiting civil rights leader.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Beau (s7, ep10)

A former boyfriend of Grandma's comes to visit

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Charlie Noon (s15, ep7)

Matt, his hardened prisoner Charlie Noon, an indian woman and her white stepson are tracked by the Comanches as they try to cross the desert. The indians are going to kill all of them unless Matt hands over the woman.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Prisoners (s13, ep5)

While helping to escort an old outlaw to jail, things take a turn for the worse when the prisoner murders the lawman and puts a bullet in Joe.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Duel Of Honor (s1, ep7)

When an Italian count arrives in North Fork, his strange attire attracts the attention of Groder, a town bully. Groder, trying to have fun with this stranger, destroys some of the count's currency, mocks him and tries to humiliate him. Eventually the count challenges Groder to a duel.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Safe Guard (s1, ep8)

Floyd Doniger comes to North Fork, looking to start a new life. He's got a steady job as the guard at the new bank and he's entertaining ideas of settling down on a spread of his own.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Janet Hale Story (s4, ep35)

"After losing one of her children in an accident, a woman is bitter with the wagon train and plans to turn back east, while her husband wishes to continue west. Hale, trying to persuade her to continue on, tells her the story of his own trip west with his family and the ensuing tragedy."

4:00pm

Emergency!

The Boat (s6, ep19)

Charlie, the station mechanic, stores the boat he wants to sell at the station house, where the firemen decide that they want to chip in and buy it. The paramedics rescue two boaters from Catalina Island. A bookie has a heart attack. An explosion in a lab starts a fire at the hospital.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Are You Now, Margaret? (s8, ep2)

A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper—too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, so the gang set out to help Margaret.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Guerilla My Dreams (s8, ep3)

The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 1 (s8, ep4)

On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen.

The final appearance of Radar O'Reilly!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 2 (s8, ep5)

As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Play Cupid (s6, ep17)

Granny is hoping that Elly May and Dash Riprock will settle down and get married, since the two have been out on a lot of dates. Dash is hoping to get a more serious relationship with Elly as well, but her family keeps getting in the way. But Elly is not looking for a future with the Hollywood movie star; she’d rather have a farmer.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Flame Grows Higher (s1, ep31)

When a POW is caught at the processing location after Stalag 13, Hogan suspects there is a traitor in the underground. Newkirk and LeBeau help him find out who it is.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Request Permission To Escape (s1, ep32)

After receiving a "Dear John" letter, Carter asks Hogan if he can escape and get back to his girlfriend.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Nanette Fabray And Steve Lawrence

"Guests Nanette Fabray and Steve Lawrence. Originally aired on 09/28/70."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Nautical Knot (s8, ep6)

Mason is summoned when Harvey Scott's efforts to retain temporary control of the family mining company lead to murder.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Little People (s3, ep28)

An astronaut declares himself a god when his ship lands on a planet populated by people smaller than ants.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Pen Pal (s6, ep6)

With the law one step ahead of him, runaway prisoner Rod Collins searches for the pen pal he plans to wed.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

O, Youth And Beauty! (s6, ep7)

Cash Bentley frantically clings to his youth, even if it means proving he can do exhausting corporal calisthenics.

1:05am

Mannix

Carol Lockwood, Past Tense (s6, ep21)

Mannix seeks to prove that the death of one of his former gal-pals was not an accident.

2:05am

Cannon

Lady On The Run

"After witnessing a murder, a woman flees to a sanitarium where she was once a patient. It's up to Cannon to find her and keep her safe."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Homecoming For A Dead Man (s8, ep8)

Barnaby finds a man who vanished ten years ago - along with a fortune in stolen gold.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 143 -- Cave (s2, ep10)

Malloy and Reed begin their shift responding to a disgruntled tenant who is holding his landlord at knife point. Later, they investigate a rash of property theft from multiple homes in a quiet neighborhood, stake out an apparent bag of laundry left on the side of the road and search for a runaway boy who gets himself into a life-threatening situation.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 142 -- As High As You Are (s2, ep11)

As Malloy and Reed's patrol begins, an uneventful traffic stop becomes more interesting when something catches Malloy's eye. Later, they discover an unusual situation responding to a break-in at a hospital supply warehouse, which becomes even more odd when the warehouse owner and a group of revenge-seeking thugs show up at the scene. The shift ends in a fitting way when they are called to an apartment where a baby has been left unattended with a pet lion.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Horsin' Around

"Stick around! Because Bill has joined the latest craze, hobby horses."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

A Night In The Woods (s5, ep36)

Beaver and his friends are all psyched to go on a camping trip with Gilbert's father as an escort. However, when Gilbert's father suddenly has to work, Wally agrees to take them. Meanwhile, Eddie and Lumpy decide to secretly tag along and scare the boys with animal noises.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Long Distance Call (s5, ep37)

Beaver and his friends decide to make a call to California to talk to Don Drysdale and they agree to chip in on the cost of the call, assuming that it's only going to be a couple dollars. However, when they're put on hold, the cost quickly jumps up to $9.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Corresponding Corpse (s2, ep1)

Mason receives a telephone call from George Beaumont, a man who supposedly died in a plane crash nearly three years earlier. In reality, Beaumont missed the plane and after hearing about the accident decided to disappear.

9:00am

Matlock

The Personal Trainer (s5, ep)

When personal trainer Harry Slade is murdered, Matlock agrees to defend his roofer, George Wilton, in a complicated case involving quite a few sexual indiscretions.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Rape (s3, ep1)

Virgil struggles to help Althea after she is raped by a fellow teacher. Darnell does not think they can get a conviction because the man's wife has given him an alibi. Virgil tries to control his anger - until the man returns to intimidate Althea. And Gillespie tries to convince the wife to tell the truth.

11:00am

The Waltons

Day Of Infamy (s7, ep11)

Mary Ellen packs to go to Hawaii to join Curtis at Pearl Harbor.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

A Man A Day (s7, ep14)

Outlaws threaten to kill one person every day until Matt gets out of town.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Cassie (s13, ep6)

Hoss creates a "fixed" horse race in order to help a lazy dreamer and his family.

Dan Blocker guest stars!

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sister (s1, ep9)

Rebecca Snipe is returning to North Fork after a long visit away. Upon her arrival, Mark is smitten with her and gets it in his head to play matchmaker between her and his pa.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

New Orleans Menace (s1, ep10)

Tiffauges, a wealthy and sadistic Frenchman who is used to getting whatever he wants, decides he wishes to purchase the McCain Ranch. Tiffauges' lead man, Xavier, proclaims Lucas to be muy macho, and does not believe Lucas will give in so easily.

Don Rickles guest stars!

3:00pm

Wagon Train

Wagon To Fort Anderson (s4, ep36)

"Flint comes across four survivors of an Indian massacre, the two Ellison sisters and two Carder brothers. One of the sisters is deaf and mute. The brothers are the only survivors of their Army unit. The older brother, Joe, wants to desert and take advantage of the situation in order to break away and look for gold. The younger brother, George, is simple-minded and good-hearted but loyal to the older one who raised him. Flint tries to lead the four to safety, but Joe Carder tries to mislead the Ellison sisters into believing that Flint is leading them into danger."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Isolation (s6, ep20)

Roy and John are trapped at Station 86 when a rain storm washes out the bridge, and they become the only medical treatment in the area. They assist two victims of an auto accident and a child with bronchitis. Doctors at the hospital treat a policeman hit by lightning. Copter 15 transports the victims to the hospital, where a power failure complicates matters. Dr. Morton accompanies the paramedics back to Station 86, where they respond to an auto accident with multiple injuries.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Period Of Adjustment (s8, ep6)

Klinger and B.J. both have Radar-related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken B.J. becomes violent with Hawkeye.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Nurse Doctor (s8, ep7)

A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4077th is more concerned about where their next shower will come from.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Private Finance (s8, ep8)

A South Korean woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to help her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mr. And Mrs. Who? (s8, ep9)

Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Housekeeper (s6, ep18)

Miss Jane is worried about Granny, who cleans the entire mansion by herself. Jane tells Jed and Elly that she thinks they need a housekeeper. Drysdale tells Jane that his wife is looking, and Mrs. Drysdale comes through with one. They decide to have Granny accept her by telling her this housekeeper is a little lady just like her who needs the money, and Granny decides to allow the help.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Gives A Birthday Party (s2, ep1)

Hogan hijacks a German bomber, and plans to use it to destroy an oil refinery and foil a German general who knows about the his operation.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Schultz Brigade (s2, ep2)

Klink and two other prison camp kommandants are arrested for conspiring against General Burkhalter.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Eydie Gorme And Joan Rivers

"Guests Eydie Gorme and Joan Rivers. Originally aired on 10/05/70."

Mike Connors takes over in Perry Mason's absence!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bullied Bowler (s8, ep7)

After a struggling bowling alley is shut down at the insistence of a domineering townswoman, a doctor involved in the closure is found murdered.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Four O'clock (s3, ep29)

A bitter, self-righteous man believes that he can will every evil person in the world to shrink to two-feet tall at four o'clock.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Money (s6, ep8)

Pushed by his girlfriend, Larry Chetnick plans to rob his company.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Sybilla (s6, ep9)

A man begins to resent having married his wife and decides to do something about it.

1:05am

Mannix

The Faces Of Murder (s6, ep20)

A man and his sister both confess to the same crime. Mannix gets involved to sort things out.

2:05am

Cannon

Vengeance

"A former convict gets Cannon to help him find the man who sent him to jail for no reason."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

False Witness (s8, ep9)

Betty probes the rape of a friend who was in shock when she identified her attacker.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 43 -- Hostage (s2, ep12)

Malloy and several civilians are taken hostage after he is shot and seriously injured by robbers while stopping for lunch at Duke's Longhorn Café.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 34 -- Astro (s2, ep13)

Malloy and Reed become envious of officer wells, who has been given a coveted assignment in the newly established astro helicopter division. Out on patrol, they require assistance saving a wealthy elderly couple who get locked in their heavily fortified basement safe, and then use air support to track down robbery suspects who escape on a motorcycle.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The First State

"Bill and Toony visit the state of Delaware on their "Trekkin' All 50" tour of the United States."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Stocks And Bonds (s5, ep38)

Beaver and Wally become interested in the stock market and Ward decides that they should try their hand at it. However, Wally and Beaver have different ideas about what to invest in compared to Ward who wants them to play it safe and invest in Mayfield Power and Electric, while they want to invest in a more risky venture.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Untogetherness

"The Cleavers are all excited about their annual summer vacation up to the cabin, that is except Wally. Wanting to be close to his latest girl, Wally wants to stay behind and gets permission to stay at Eddie's house during the two weeks the Cleavers are on vacation, but June and Ward are a bit unsure of Wally's plans."

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lucky Loser (s2, ep2)

Mason has all kinds of trouble when a murder brings him into the tangled financial and personal affairs of the wealthy Balfour family.

9:00am

Matlock

The Narc (s5, ep)

When a police officer is murdered after exposing a group of dirty cops to top brass, Matlock agrees to take the case in defense of suspected killer Officer Johnny Bauer.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Fairest Of Them All (s3, ep2)

A beauty contest is marred by blackmail and the ambitious mother of a contestant.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Yearning (s7, ep12)

A new minister joins the community at Walton's Mountain.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

A Quiet Day In Dodge (s18, ep19)

After 36 hours in the saddle, Matt rides into Dodge exhausted and, rather than finding some rest, is bombarded with constant yet trivial annoyances.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Don't Cry, My Son (s13, ep7)

When the infant son of a Virginia City doctor dies in childbirth, his wife leaves him and the grieving doctor abducts another baby to have for his own.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Apprentice Sheriff (s1, ep11)

Dan Willard is filling in as temporary marshal while Micah is away. Some Texas cowhands are in North Fork looking for some fun and relaxation, but Dan keeps coming down hard on them.

Vic Morrow guest stars!

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Gun (s1, ep13)

Lucas and Mark, returning from selling their herd, share the stagecoach trip with a Marshal and his prisoner, Johnny Cotton. Johnny's gang arrives to free their partner and steal the contents of the stage's strongbox, as well as Lucas' money and rifle.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Don Alvarado Story (s4, ep38)

"A dying Spanish nobleman asks Flint to impersonate Don Alvarado to claim the inheritance for the rest of his family. This brings Flint into contact with the men who murdered the nobleman."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Upward And Onward (s6, ep21)

Captain Stanley worries that the chief will sabotage his attempt to pass the chief's exam. A soap opera doctor with mono causes havoc on set and in the hospital. John, Roy and a retired doctor with a self-diagnosed heart aneurysm get stuck in an elevator.

It's Thanksgiving at the 4077th!

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Yalu Brick Road (s8, ep10)

Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North Korean soldier.

It's a race against the clock in this real time episode.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Life Time (s8, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. B.J.'s harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Uncle Abdul (s8, ep12)

Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Captain's Outrageous (s8, ep13)

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Diner (s6, ep19)

Jed thinks that it is time for Jethro to start in the business world, and Jethro decides to become a fry cook and open his own restaurant. Jed is okay with this, but when he tells Drysdale, he is unsure because he is afraid of losing some of the Clampett money. The banker does end up buying Jethro a place on Restaurant Row, but the building is a wreck, with rent only thirty-five a month. Jethro is just glad to have a place of his own.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Diamonds In The Rough (s2, ep3)

A German officer threatens to expose Hogan unless he is paid a million dollars in diamonds.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Briefcase (s2, ep4)

Hogan is ordered to give a German general a briefcase containing a time bomb to assassinate Hitler.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Lucille Ball And Mel Torme

"Guests Lucille Ball and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 10/19/70."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of A Place Called Midnight (s8, ep8)

In an offbeat case, Mason becomes involved in international intrigue wheh he travels to Switzerland to meet a friend's future daughter-in-law.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Hocus-pocus And Frisby (s3, ep30)

A loud-mouthed braggart's boasts attract the attention of aliens.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Man With Two Faces (s6, ep10)

A widow sees her son-in-law's photograph among law enforcement mug shots.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Baby Blue Expression (s6, ep11)

Philip Weaver concocts a scheme to murder his employer.

1:05am

Mannix

Search For A Whisper (s6, ep22)

A political candidate hires Mannix to dig up dirt, but not on an opponent. He wants the gumshoe to dig up dirt on him.

2:05am

Cannon

Tomorrow Ends At Noon (s4, ep23)

Cannon is hired by a Cuban exile to investigate the death of the man's brother at the hands of law enforcement officials.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

School Of Terror (s8, ep10)

Drug dealers infiltrate a treatment center and murder J.R.'s counselor friend.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 14 -- S.w.a.t. (s2, ep14)

Malloy and Reed are the first to respond to a downtown rooftop sniper who has been indiscriminately shooting at anyone he can find with his scoped rifle. After risking their lives to get civilians out of his line of sight, they become lead participants in the S.W.A.T. team's attempt to neutralize the suspect.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 64 -- Bottom Of The Bottle (s2, ep15)

Malloy and Reed see the same drunk twice in one night, respond to a bar fight and engage in a high-speed pursuit with good samaritans who make a bad decision. They also search for a biker who tries to coerce a woman to repay a debt by riddling her apartment with buckshot.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Bill Buys The Farm

"Bill discovers the joys of rural living when he purchases a farm."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Dinner Date (s6, ep1)

Wally has been constantly spending his time at Julie Foster's house and June suggests that he's old enough to take her out on a dinner date. Julie suggests a new expensive restaurant called The White Fox. However, during the meal Wally discovers that he forgot his wallet at home.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Football Award (s6, ep2)

Beaver is scheduled to receive a football award at a father-son dinner being held in the school gym. While talking with his friends, Beaver learns that none of them are planning on wearing a jacket and a tie so when June and Ward insist that he wear one, he adamantly refuses.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Pint-sized Client (s2, ep3)

Robbers lift a bundle from the Hargrove Finance Company and Frank Anderson is murdered in the aftermath. Anthony "Pop" Renzi is identified as one of the robbers and charged with both the robbery and the murder. Mason sets out to clear him of both charges.

9:00am

Matlock

The Brothers (s5, ep)

After a plastic surgeon is found dead after an argument with his partner about dissolving the business, the business partner is the immediate suspect, until Matlock meets the man's twin brother.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Murder Most Ancient (s3, ep3)

An unhappy wife asks her lover to place a bomb in her abusive husband's truck.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Boosters (s7, ep13)

Ben starts an autocourt venture with Corabeth.

Adam West makes a guest appearance!

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Ash (s8, ep23)

The friendship between business partners is jeopardized when one of them sustains a head injury, changing his personality.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Face Of Fear (s13, ep8)

A classmate of Jamie witnesses a brutal murder, but is too terrified to recount what has happened.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Young Englishman (s1, ep12)

Lucas gets in trouble when he accuses the foreman of a neighboring ranch of rustling some of his cattle.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Gaucho (s1, ep14)

Rumson, without even saying to whom he had sold his property, left the bill of sale with the bank and moved away from North Fork. Curge, who's highest offer was upped by $1,000, is upset because Rumson sold out to a "peppergut."

Dawn Wells guest stars!

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Captain Dan Brady Story (s5, ep1)

"Dan Brady, a colorful, boisterous and veteran frontier scout famous in the East, demands to be taken on as trail scout. Hale faces a dilemma as he will lose a freight contract necessary to finance the wagon train if he doesn't hire Brady."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Hypochondri-cap (s6, ep22)

Captain Stanley convinces himself he has arthritis. A man gets his hand caught in his garage door opener. A woman passes out and has an auto accident. The doctors treat a woman infected from plastic surgery gone awry. The station responds to a two-alarm fire at an oil refinery.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Stars And Stripes (s8, ep14)

Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit from Scully.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yessir, That's Our Baby (s8, ep15)

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Shelley Long guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottle Fatigue (s8, ep16)

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Heal Thyself (s8, ep17)

Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into the 4077th and seems to be a gem in terms of both personality and ability.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Topless Anyone? (s6, ep20)

The Happy Gizzard isn’t doing well, and Jethro wants to improve his business. He thinks he has an idea to make his restaurant a huge success. After seeing signs outside other restaurants, he believes his restaurant should have topless waitresses. But he thinks this means the waitresses don’t wear hats. Jethro tells Drysdale just as he is working on landing a $20 million dollar account, scaring the millionaire Vanderponts away.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Battle Of Stalag 13 (s2, ep5)

Two German officers interfere with Hogan's operations when one tries to turn Stalag 13 into an officer's retirement home the other wants to use the facilities to interrogate the citizens of the local town.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Rise And Fall Of Sergeant Schultz (s2, ep6)

Hogan is stymied in the rescue of a captured member of the underground until a potential diversion appears in the form of an old WWI buddy of Sgt. Schultz.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Bernadette Peters And Donald O'connor

"Guests Bernadette Peters and Donald O'Connor. Originally aired on 10/26/70."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Tragic Trophy (s8, ep9)

A Hollywood wheeler-dealer is in desperate need of cash and has gotten himself in some trouble with the ladies. But before things can get any worse, he turns up dead.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Trade-ins (s3, ep31)

An elderly couple visits the New Life Corporation, hoping to transport their personalities into youthful artificial bodies.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Man Who Found Money (s6, ep12)

Traveler William Benson learns the hard way that integrity may not always be the best strategy.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Changing Heart (s6, ep13)

Dane Ross falls in love with a gorgeous lady who has an eccentric reliance on her watchmaker grandfather.

1:05am

Mannix

To Quote A Dead Man (s6, ep23)

A vagrant becomes the target of killers whenever he wears a patchwork coat.

2:05am

Cannon

Search And Destroy

"Cannon tries to find a girl who went missing after witnessing a murder."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Cry For Vengeance (s8, ep11)

An ex-policeman, whose son was killed as a warning not to interfere with the local protection racket, leads a vigilante group in a barrio.

4:00am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe's Most Fiendish Scheme: Part 1 (s2, ep27)

Uncle Joe and the girls are forced to find employment after Homer arranges for the bank to foreclose on Kate's mortgage.

4:30am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe Gets His Comeuppance: Part 2 (s2, ep28)

Homer keeps pressing Kate for the money, but she and the others are determined to come up with a way to save the Shady Rest and the Cannonball.

5:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Love Finds Jane Hathaway (s9, ep22)

Elly is starting her new job as a secretary, though not finding success in it. After Jane gets out some of her old typing books for Elly, Dick Bremerkamp, a tenant in her building and unemployed actor, sees the two girls and starts asking Finney about the gorgeous blonde. After Finney tells him all about it, he gets in good with Miss Jane by posing as an Autobahn and Drysdale by posing as a Getty.

5:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Meet Robert Audubon Getty Crockett (s9, ep23)

When Dick Bremerkamp learns more of Elly May's family and all their millions, he decides to pay them a visit as Robert A. Crockett. The Clampetts fall in love with this man as a potential husband for Elly May, just as Miss Jane is falling for him.

6:00am

Popeye and Pals

Robin Hood-winked, Fightin Pals, Customers Wanted

"Popeye stars as Robin Hood., A modern Stanley and Livingston saga, with Popeye going to Africa to rescue his pal, Dr. Bluto., Popeye tries to lure customers into his penny arcade at Coney Island."

6:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Pet Peeve, Bear That Couldn't Sleep, Carmen Get It

"Tom and Spike compete to catch Jerry so they can stay instead of getting kicked out by their owners., Barney Bear is looking to start his hibernation but the area around him keeps him up, not allowing him to sleep., The antics of Tom and Jerry head to the opera house in a musical episode."

7:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Bathing Buddies, The Legend Of Rockabye Point, Crazy House, Woody Woodpecker Polka, Pig In A Pickle, Doc's Last Stand, Stage Hoax

"When Woody drops a quarter down the drain of his bathtub, he's desperate to get it back, even annoying his landlord, Wally Walrus., Chilly and Charlie the Polar Bear compete to steal bluefin tuna from a fishing ship guarded by a guard dog. Charlie tries to sing the dog to sleep, but Chilly keeps waking him up., Andy and his father take shelter from a storm in a fun house., Woody disguises himself as a lovely lady to woo Wally Walrus and get into the dance for free., The neighboring family kidnaps Milford from his birthday party to have him for dinner, but Maw and Paw rescue him., Doc sets up a traveling store with the help of Champ trying to sell to settlers in the Old West. When a wealthy indigenous cliet wants female companionship, Doc dresses Champ up as a woman., In the Old West, Woody dresses as a woman to get a ride and free meal out of Wally Walrus and to prank Buzz Buzzard the Bandit."

8:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare Splitter, Gruesome Twosome, All Fowled Up, Backwoods Bunny, Sugar And Spies, Who Scent You?, The Grey Hounded Hare

"Bugs and his neighbor rabbit, Casbah, compete for Daisy Lou's affection. , Two cats seek out a bird so they can get a feline's attention. , Foghorn tries to defend the barnyard chickens from Henery Hawk as he teams up with the dog., Bugs makes a pit stop at the Ozarks, deciding to stay there for a bit. In the meanwhile Bugs uses his wits to out-smart two hillbilly buzzards trying to catch him for their stew. , A spy being pursued by the police throws his "Spy Kit" out. The Coyote finds it and uses it to help him chase the Road Runner. , A female cat sneaks under a freshly painted fence to get onto a boat, leaving her with a white stripe across her back. Pepe LePew spots the female from shore and rushes onto the boat., Bugs goes to the racing track and fools around with the racing dogs. When the race starts, he gets the hounds to run off the track, get in a taxi cab, and sent off to the pound. "

9:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of Fire And Brimstone (s4, ep9)

West and Gordon are called to the deserted mining town of Brimstone by a Professor Colecrest who has made a discovery of great importance. However, before they get to Brimstone, the Professor is captured by a gang of men also seeking his discovery. The professor, seriously injured in a fall, holds the key to the mystery, and Jim and Artie struggle to keep him alive until they can uncover the true root of the mystery.

10:00am

Gunsmoke V: One Man's Justice

"Retired marshal Dillon goes after a 15 year old boy who is determined to kill the men responsible for the murder of his mother during a stagecoach robbery."

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Sharecroppers (s20, ep24)

A comedy of errors puts Festus behind a plow, farming for a family of shiftless sharecroppers.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Blind Hunch (s13, ep9)

A blinded veteran of the Civil War returns to Virginia City to find the killer of his brother.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Pet (s1, ep15)

Ward Haskins guns down Joe Flecker, who has evidence that could be used to blackmail him. Haskins thinks the information was given to Lucas because he brought Flecker to the doctor before he died. Stirred up by Haskins behavior, Lucas goes through Flecker's things, finding a wanted poster for Haskins in the sole of Flecker's boot.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sheridan Story (s1, ep16)

Frank Blandon, a man with only one good arm, wanders onto the ranch. Lucas gives Blandon a job to "hire him and Mark a clear conscience." General Sheridan and his patrol wander by and Lucas offers to let them stay the night at the ranch. Blandon once pulled a gun on General Sheridan; as it turns out, Blandon was a Confederate soldier who once had General Sheridan in his gun sight during the war.

3:00pm

Rawhide

Backshooter (s7, ep9)

Sam Jefferson aids Rowdy after his horse takes a spill. Sam is a wanted man and asks Rowdy to turn him in but give the $5,000 reward to his wife.

4:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Killer's Widow (s1, ep28)

After having killed a bank robber, Paladin is accused of having taken the stolen money. He visits the dead man's widow and tries to make amends.

4:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Vanishing Act (s2, ep16)

Randall tracks down a bank-robbing magician and his henchmen, but while in custody of the sheriff, the man and his gang escape. Shot while tracking them down for a second time, Randall must keep the magician and his men at bay to save his own skin.

5:00pm

The Three Stooges

Vagabond Loafers, Self Made Maids, Hugs And Mugs, He Cooked His Goose, Tricky Dicks, For Crimin' Out Loud

"The Stooges are plumbers who are called out to a fancy mansion where a high society party is being thrown., The Stooges are artists who want to marry their models; "Moella", "Larraine", and "Shempetta". The girls' father doesn't approve, so the Stooges tickle him into submission. , The Stooges are private detectives hired to protect a rich politician. After the man disappears, the boys wander around his spooky mansion confronting various villains and a dangerous dame. The Stooges vanquish the crooks (Shemp uses his "trusty shovel") and find the missing man. , The Stooges run a furniture store and come into possession of a stolen pearl necklace. Three crooked dames convince the boys that the necklace is theirs, and when the real thieves arrive, the Stooges fight to defend the girl's property. The Stooges defeat the bad guys and the girls decide to go honest and return the necklace to its rightful owner. , Larry is a pet dealer who's seeing Moe's wife while at the same time trying to steal Shemp's fiancee. When Moe's become suspicious, Larry attempts to frame Shemp as the boyfriend. He gets Shemp a job as a door-to-door pajama salesman and sends him to Moe's apartment, and then tells both Moe and Shemp's fiancee to go there and catch him in the act. Larry's plan backfires when Shemp catches him and lets Moe deliver some punishment. , The Stooges are policemen on the trail of a murderer. They unsuccessfully interrogate an Italian organ grinder, among other suspects, and then catch the bad guy after a gunfight that nearly destroys the police station. "

7:00pm

Svengoolie

The Night Strangler

"A reporter hunts down a 144-year old alchemist who is killing women for their blood."

9:30pm

House of Svengoolie

Amityville 3-d

"A journalist purchases an infamous house to prove its supernatural horrors are fake but discovers the evil may be real."

12:00am

Lost in Space

The Keeper: Part 2 (s1, ep17)

The Keeper, played by Michael Rennie, is a zookeeper of sorts. He wants to take the children and add them to his collection.

1:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Day The World Ended (s3, ep3)

The Seaview loses contact with the world after a fanatic senator hypnotizes the entire crew.

2:00am

Land of the Giants

Chamber Of Fear (s2, ep9)

Diamond thieves take refuge in a wax museum, and Fitzhugh and Barry are caught in the middle.

3:00am

The Time Tunnel

Billy The Kid (s1, ep22)

The time travelers find themselves being hunted by Billy the Kid.

4:00am

The Invaders

The Ransom (s2, ep15)

Vincent is summoned when an alien outpost is discovered at a ski lodge.

5:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Storm

"Adams (and Ben) await the arrival of Mad Jack and Nakuma for a great feast. Before they come,an Indian woman shows up, seeking her missing daughter. With a violent storm coming, it's a race against time to find her and have the feast as well."

6:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Day The Grizzly Disappears

"Bears read signs! They read the signs signaling the beginning of winter – within twenty-four hours of first warning, all bears have disappeared into their caves. We spend this last day with a young grizzly as he prepares for his long nap."

6:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Porpoise

"Marlin and his crew sail the waters of the California coast in search of the porpoise of the Pacific."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lost World Of Angel Falls

"Marlin and Stan fly into the remote interior of Venezuela to a jutting plateau whose sheer cliff echoes the perpetual thunder of Angel Falls. It is a region so remote that it has often been called the Lost World."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Exploring The Llanos

"In South America there are fresh water porpoises living inland in the rivers and streams. During the dry season, as the rivers recede, these porpoises may perish as the water level drops. Marlin and Jim go on an expedition to rescue the trapped llanos porpoises."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sea Lion Number Seven

"Far out in the Pacific Ocean lies a tiny island. Once every year, these barren rocks explode with life as Steller sea lions come ashore by the thousands to breed and give birth to their young. Marlin sails to the island to join a team of scientists to observe and take part in a tagging project."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Return Of The Salmon

"In the chill, glacier-fed streams of Alaska sockeye salmon are born, and follow the current to the sea. After two or three great annual circuits of the North Pacific, the call comes to return."

9:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Grass Is Always Greener (s1, ep24)

Each thinking their spouse has a much easier time of it, Mike and Carol switch roles for a day. Carol must help the boys with baseball practice and Mike must help Marcia with a cooking badge.

9:30am

The Brady Bunch

Lost Locket, Found Locket (s1, ep25)

Jan receives a mysterious locket in the mail. Pretty soon a manhunt begins to find the sender, the only clue being the typewriter used to address the envelope drops its ‘y.’ When the locket mysteriously vanishes, Peter suggests they re-enact exactly what they were doing the night it disappeared.

10:00am

Happy Days

Goin' To Chicago (s2, ep23)

Richie, Potsie and Ralph go on a trip to Chicago with the school choir. Not wanting to stay in their hotel room all night, they decide to sneak out and see a show.

10:30am

Laverne & Shirley

The Tenants Are Revolting (s4, ep22)

Laverne and Shirley believe they are doing a good deed by calling in a building inspector, until Mrs. Babish is given a deadline by which repairs are to be made.

11:30am

I Love Lucy

No Children Allowed (s2, ep22)

When a cranky tenant (Elizabeth Patterson in her first appearance as Mrs. Trumble) threatens to move because of Little Ricky's loud crying, Ethel makes it clear that her friendship with Lucy is more important than a rental agreement. But Ethel doesn't let the Ricardos forget her loyalty.

12:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's License (s6, ep3)

Now that Wally is 17, he feels it's about time that he get his drivers license. However, June and Ward are a bit apprehensive about the idea of Wally driving, but Wally is persistant and finally gets his parents to agree to let him take a drivers class.

12:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Late Edition (s6, ep4)

Beaver has his heart set on taking a swing at being a paper boy again but another kid beats him to it. This leads Beaver to think about using sabatoge to get the new paper boy fired. However, the boy may just do that himself when the service becomes terrible leading Beaver to confront him only to discover he is a she.

Series Premiere!

1:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Strike Oil (s1, ep1)

Jed Clampett's swamp is loaded with oil. When a wildcatter discovers the huge pool, Jed sells his land to the O.K. Oil Company and, at the urging of cousin Pearl, moves his family to a 35-room mansion in Beverly Hills, California. But when they get to their new home, which they think is a prison and the gardeners are inmates, they are mistaken for vandals and get arrested.

1:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Getting Settled (s1, ep2)

The Clampetts finally arrive at their new home, but find there aren't any of the conveniences of their old home. Jethro makes a few new discoveries, things they have never seen before, like pink chickens (flamingoes) and a cement pond. When Miss Jane Hathaway arrives, the executive secretary for Mr. Drysdale, she mistakes the clan for a staff of bumbling, insubordinate backwoods servants.

2:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan's Living Doll (s2, ep21)

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

2:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Forward March (s2, ep22)

The castaways are frightened as the sounds of battle, including hand grenades and machine guns, rock the island. The culprit turns out to be a gorilla who has found in an old WWII arsenal cave.

3:00pm

Mama's Family

A Blast From The Past (s6, ep)

Thelma's high school reputation comes back to haunt her 50 years later.

3:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Fights Back (s6, ep)

After calling in to give advice, Mama gets her own radio show.

4:00pm

The Love Boat

Green, But Not Jolly (s5, ep10)

A man insists a woman is his reincarnated wife; Julie's hair causes her headaches; a man discovers a secret.

5:30pm

Collector's Call

Lucky Meisenheimer- Yo-yo's

"Lucky Meisenheimer has assembled the world's largest, and most dazzling, yo-yo collection, including a laser yo-yo, an ice-cream-making yo-yo, and a 1950s Mickey Mouse Club yo-yo. Lisa's invited "America's Toy Scout" Joel Mageeto to appraise the collection, and Lucky offers both Lisa and Joel some basic lessons in yo-yo technique."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Old Soldiers (s8, ep18)

Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of rambunctious children who need medical care.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Morale Victory (s8, ep19)

Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstatic about his operation on a wounded soldier, Sheridan, which saved the boy's leg, leaving only "negligible" side effects—less use of his right hand. However, the soldier was a concert pianist before the war.

7:00pm

All in the Family

Grandpa Blues (s6, ep9)

Archie has difficuly keeping his blood pressure down for a company physical after the family launches into a heavy debate over the baby's name.

7:30pm

All in the Family

Gloria Suspects Mike (s6, ep10)

Gloria suspects hanky-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie's Civil Rights (s6, ep12)

Archie gets a lesson in civil liberties when he's arrested using outlawed tear gas to protect himself against a mugger.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Gloria Is Nervous (s6, ep13)

Gloria takes out her frustrations about being pregnant on Mike.

9:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Don Rickles And Mel Torme

"Guests Don Rickles and Mel Torme. Originally aired on 12/07/70."

9:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Martha Raye And Ross Martin

"Guests Martha Raye and Ross Martin. Originally aired on 11/16/70."

10:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Oh, How We Met On The Night That We Danced (s1, ep6)

A pair of Army boots remind Rob and Laura about the first time they met.

10:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Harrison B. Harding Of Camp Crowder, Mo. (s1, ep7)

Rob thinks that a stranger claiming to be an old Army pal is actually a con-man.

11:00pm

The Honeymooners

Hello, Mom (s4, ep10)

"Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law. "

11:30pm

The Twilight Zone

The Gift (s3, ep32)

An alien crash-lands in a remote mountain village, stirring up fear and animosity among the villagers.

12:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Summer Shade (s6, ep14)

A young couple moves to a new town and discovers that their child seems to be the only one around.

12:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Crime For Mothers (s6, ep15)

An alcoholic woman threatens to take her daughter from the guardianship of her foster parents.

1:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Party (s5, ep22)

Alexander Vanin, arrested and convicted for espionage, hid a list of agents operating in the U.S. His control, Mishenko of the EEPR, has been ordered to get the list but Vanin refuses to give in because then Mishenko would cut him loose.

2:00am

The Fugitive

Last Second Of A Big Dream (s2, ep30)

Barry Craft figures he'll get some publicity by arranging to have Kimble captured at his wild-animal show.

3:00am

Harry O

Hostage

"Private investigator Harry Orwell helps the police in their effort to disarm a dangerous bandit barricaded in a liquor store."

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 54 -- Impersonation (s2, ep16)

Malloy and Reed hope to find an impostor as they investigate a boxing promoter's accusation that a police detective stole $350 from him. In the meantime, they deal with a disgruntled wife who is in the process of destroying her own car in the middle of a downtown street, investigate a gun theft from a pawn shop, drive up on a home burglary in progress and obtain critical information while interrogating a suspected car thief.

Pop sensation David Cassidy guest stars!

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 24 -- A Rare Occasion (s2, ep17)

Malloy spends a weekend afternoon attending a barbecue at Reed's home, where Reed lets him hold his newborn son for the first time and tries to set him up with his wife's friend. However, their relaxation is interrupted when they have to deal with a young neighbor who overdoses on drugs and becomes the target of his dealer.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Forgotten Fads

"Bill gives Toony a lesson in forgotten fads."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Double Date (s6, ep5)

Wally's new girlfriend, Carolyn, can't go out to the movies on Saturday night because she has to watch her little sister, Susan. Carolyn suggests that Beaver take Susan out to the movies and that they all double date. Not wanting to let Wally down, Beaver decides to go along, despite being nervous.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie, The Businessman (s6, ep6)

Wally and Eddie get jobs at the Mayfield Dairy thanks to Ward pulling some strings. They soon unknowingly find themselves involved in a plot started by the foreman and his assistant, who are secretly stealing the merchandise. When Ward learns of the plot, he warns Wally who in turn tries to warn Eddie, but Eddie doesn't buy it.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sardonic Sergeant (s2, ep4)

Major Frank Lessing, a payroll officer on an Army base, is found murdered and Sergeant Joseph Dexter is charged with the crime. The case hinges on a payroll robbery committed in the Philippines years before.

9:00am

Matlock

The Secret: Part 1 (s5, ep)

When a gambler is accused of killing his bookie, Matlock agrees to take the case, believing that someone from the bookie's past is the guilty party.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

First Girl (s3, ep4)

Sparta P.D. gets its first black policewoman.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Conscience (s7, ep14)

Jason expresses doubt to the army recruiters that he could ever kill a person.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Abe Blocker (s8, ep11)

Matt pursues a frontiersman who's using force to take homesteaders' land.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Iron Butterfly (s13, ep10)

When a former actress kills her former boyfriend, Hoss takes the blame and the dead man's senator father vows to have his revenge by taking down the Cartwrights.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Retired Gun (s1, ep17)

Wes Carney and his wife, Clair, want to settle down and they figure North Fork might do fine. Wes is a well known gunfighter, who has promised Clair that he would hang up his guns for good. The Carney's want to live a simple, honest life and the Feed and Grain Store, which is up for sale, seems like it might work for them.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Photographer (s1, ep18)

Abel Goss, the photographer who took Lucas' wedding photograph, is in North Fork doing a portrait of Mark standing in the street. When Goss sees Col. Whiteside and his sidekick, Jamison, he recognizes them as the butchers who tortured him and others while he was captive in a Civil War prison camp.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Kitty Albright Story (s5, ep2)

"Kitty Albright is a registered nurse who's stagecoach is attacked and destroyed. Flint agrees to let her use her new skill on the wagon train. She quickly becomes disturbed at the lack of hygiene and health in general around the train."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Limelight (s6, ep23)

A man with a history of heart trouble becomes agitated when his daughter is trapped under a backhoe. A boy shoots himself with a pellet gun. Another paramedic appears on the news and in the paper, making John jealous. A babysitter has an anxiety attack. Gage and DeSoto rescue Brice from a fire.

Robert Alda guest stars!

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Lend A Hand (s8, ep20)

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Cruel World (s8, ep21)

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself.

This visually striking episode takes us inside the heads of the 4077th.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dreams (s8, ep22)

The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

War Co-respondent (s8, ep23)

B.J. finds himself attracted to a famous war correspondent, Aggie O'Shea, who has fallen in love with him.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Great Snow (s6, ep21)

Granny misses the seasons, especially the snowy winter. She wants to go home to the hills and see some snow. Jed decides to let Granny win and calls Drysdale to tell him that Granny wants to head back home to the hills. He learns that she wants the snow back. Drysdale comes up with a plan to keep the hillbillies in Beverly Hills, telling them that a big blizzard is going to strike Beverly Hills.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Springs (s2, ep7)

Hogan uses a broken water main under the camp to aid the escape of captured resistance fighters by creating a health spa.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Klink, A Bomb And A Short Fuse (s2, ep8)

General Burkhalter wants Hogan to defuse a bomb that has landed in camp.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Debbie Reynolds And John Davidson

"Guests Debbie Reynolds and John Davidson. Originally aired on 11/30/70."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Reckless Rockhound (s8, ep10)

When a businessman responsible for decimating a local mining business returns to town, it is not long before he is found murdered.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Dummy (s3, ep33)

A ventriloquist is convinced that his dummy is not only alive but also evil.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Last Escape (s6, ep16)

A practical joke has a devastating effect on an adulterous spouse.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Landlady (s6, ep18)

A bank clerk secures accommodation at an apparently uninhabited rooming residence run by a peculiar old woman.

1:05am

Mannix

A Problem Of Innocence (s6, ep19)

The daughter of an ex-convict is the leading suspect in murders involving unrecovered loot from one of her father's robberies.

2:05am

Cannon

Nightmare

"Cannon receives a confession from a dying hitman who says he was responsible for the murder of his wife and daughter 14 years ago."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Run To Death (s8, ep12)

Betty's friend dies of an alleged heart attack during his constitutional.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 124 -- Airport (s2, ep18)

Malloy and Reed are rendered powerless when a drunken man with no flight experience decides to take a solo flight in a stolen airplane at a busy airport. Later, they try to locate a 17-year-old runaway living in a condemned home with a much older man, engage in a shootout with a convenience store robber and search for a booby-trapped bank safe that has been stolen with a tow truck.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 94 -- Vengeance (s2, ep19)

Malloy fears that a boxer who has just been paroled after serving a murder sentence is going to seek revenge against him. Out on patrol, they try to save a man who has been crushed while working under a stolen car, apprehend a liquor store robber who swears revenge against reed, change a flat tire on their patrol car, locate a four-year-old child who locked himself in a refrigerator and become the targets of an ambush.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Catch The Connection

"Bill and Toony solve a cartoon mystery as part of Mr. Quizzer's newest game show "Catch the Connection!""

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Tell It To Ella (s6, ep7)

After coming home late on a school night, Ward and June punish Beaver by not allowing him to go anywhere on school nights. Beaver feels the punishment is unfair, so Eddie suggests Beaver write to an advice column.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Bachelor-at-large

"The news that Eddie has moved out of his parent's house and into an apartment of his own has June worried that Wally may be contemplating something similar. However, Wally gets a picture of just how "happy" Eddie is being on his own and it makes him think twice."

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Curious Bride (s2, ep5)

Rhoda Reynolds is charged with murdering her blackmailing ex-husband, Arthur Kane. At the trial, Mason moves the proceedings to the room in which Kane was murdered in order to re-enact the fatal night.

9:00am

Matlock

The Secret: Part 2 (s5, ep)

When a gambler is accused of killing his bookie, Matlock agrees to take the case, believing that someone from the bookie's past is the guilty party.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Crackdown (s3, ep5)

Someone is selling crack to teenagers and Sweet tries desperately to save a young addict.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Obstacle (s7, ep15)

John-Boy asks his family to help Mike Paxton, a friend who was recently handicapped

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Hunger (s8, ep10)

Matt comes to the rescue when a father and son abuse the mother and daughter.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Rattlesnake Brigade (s13, ep11)

When the Doyle gang escapes while being transferred to a prison in Virginia City, they take Jamie and three others hostage.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Shivaree (s1, ep19)

Aaron Pelser's wagon train comes across a pair of young boys on a buck board heading west, so he invites them to join the train. When he finds out that one of the boys is actually a girl and the two claim to be headed to Yuma to get married, Pelser and his crowd force them to be married in North Fork.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadeye Kid (s1, ep20)

McCain befriends Donnel O'Mahoney, a tough kid from Brooklyn, and arranges with two men for the young man to continue his travels on their wagon. Things go wrong, however, when one of them is murdered, and the other accuses the boy.

Barbara Stanwyck guest stars!

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Maud Frazer Story (s5, ep3)

"Maud Frazer takes command of her wagon train after all the men are killed. Flint tries to dissuade Maud from going through hostile Indian country where there is gold.. She proceeds anyway but is forced to change plans."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Steel Inferno, The (part 1)

"A careless worker sparks an explosive fire in a high-rise building. Station 110 leads a full alarm response, assisted by Squad 51. A triage team from Rampart Hospital, led by Dr. Brackett, sets up in a nearby garage. Several workmen and two women including the fiancee of a paramedic remain trapped on the 16th floor. A Coast Guard helicopter assists in rooftop evacuation; Dixie and Dr. Early take charge of the many patients at Rampart. A paramedic is injured attempting a rescue, while Gage and DeSoto extricate themselves from a broken elevator. An explosion on the 21st floor injures a fire captain, necessitating a dangerous rescue down an elevator shaft."

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Back Pay (s8, ep24)

Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.

The gang is making pranks galore on April Fools Day.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

April Fools (s8, ep25)

A no-nonsense Colonel, who is notorious as a hard-nosed disciplinarian, visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranksterism. Colonel Potter tries in vain to halt the mayhem before Colonel Tucker arrives in camp.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Best Of Enemies (s9, ep1)

On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Letters (s9, ep2)

Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, while the Colonel tells of his days as "Hoops."

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Rass'lin' Clampetts (s6, ep22)

Granny has been in a bad mood for a while, so the Clampetts put up the cabin to cheer her up. After singing and rocking, Granny starts getting happier, but Mrs. Drysdale comes over to complain about the shack and gets in a fight with Granny. After Jed hears about this, he tells Granny that city women don’t fight like this, but Jethro tells him they do on TV.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Tanks For The Memory (s2, ep9)

Hogan is ordered to photograph and destroy a model for a radio-controlled tank that is being tested at camp.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Real Adolf Please Stand Up? (s2, ep12)

With camp security raised, Hogan and his men are desperate to smuggle top-secret German fortifications information to the Allies. The solution? Make liberal use of Carter's remarkable impersonation of Adolf Hitler.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, And Julie Bond

"Guests Steve Lawrence, Durward Kirby, and Julie Bond. Originally aired on 12/14/70."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Latent Lover (s8, ep11)

A man left unhinged by his wife's affair has been acting out in very strange ways, even attempting to rob a bank in his despair. And when his wife ends up murdered, he is the natural suspect.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Young Man's Fancy (s3, ep34)

When a newlywed couple visit the groom's childhood home, the ties of the past prove too strong to resist.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Throwback (s6, ep19)

Immature Elliott Gray challenges a much older gentleman for the hand of Enid Patterson.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Kiss-off (s6, ep20)

After spending six years in prison for a robbery he didn't commit, a man decides to get even.

1:05am

Mannix

The Danford File (s6, ep24)

When Mannix is hired to investigate a case of blackmail, the blackmailer turns up dead.

2:05am

Cannon

The Deadly Conspiracy

"Frank Cannon and Barnaby Jones team up for an investigation of a murder at a big corporation in which a deliveryman was charged with the crime."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Price Of Anger, The (s8, ep13)

A black cab driver runs from a murder scene on the grounds that circumstantial evidence - and racism - would make him the prime suspect.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 104 -- The Bomb (s2, ep20)

Malloy and Reed search for a suspect who frames an employee of a manufacturing plant for theft and then plants a powerful bomb on the premises. They also apprehend two criminals after questioning a suspicious man who is carrying heavy bags down the street, and protect an innocent motorist from a street race that still ends in tragedy.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 74 -- Light Duty (s2, ep21)

Malloy and Reed spend a night shift on desk duty after Malloy breaks his wrist and another office worker calls in sick. With the assistance of a new female recruit, they deal with a homesick elderly woman who refuses to identify herself, help a lenient father bail out his son and become suspicious of a man who walks in looking for a wanted fugitive.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Weird Fall Fests

"Bill and Toony visit true American festivals dedicated to fire ants, werewolves, wooly worms and more!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Joins Record Club

"Beaver wants to join a record club and asks Ward for the money to join. Fed up with Beaver constantly asking for money, Ward decides to put him on an allowance. However, Beaver is so thrilled with his records he disreguards the bills for them and quickly finds himself swamped with records, a rising bill and not enough allowance to pay for everything."

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Car Accident (s6, ep10)

June and Ward go away for the weekend and Wally asks to borrow Ward's new car to go to a dance. Although hesitant, Ward finally gives in and lets him take it. However, after the dance, Lumpy runs into some car trouble which results in Wally smashing the headlight on the car. Wally is now faced with having it repaired and paying for it himself and trying to find a way to break it gently to Ward.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Buried Clock (s2, ep6)

Slimy Jack Hardisty embezzles $100,000 from his father-in-law, Dr. Blane. The greedy Hardisty then tries to blackmail the doctor for more. Mason is hired by Dr. Blane to put an end to Hardisty's machinations but before he can swing into action Hardisty is found dead.

9:00am

Matlock

The Cover Girl (s5, ep)

Matlock meets Conrad's new girlfriend, Carla Royce. When Carla's boss is murdered and she is suspected, Matlock defends her against the charge.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Time Of The Stranger (s3, ep7)

After a private investigator searching for a missing child is found dead, the evidence points to a local dance teacher - a neighbor that Parker has become very fond of.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Parting (s7, ep16)

Olivia is always tired these days. When a rest does not help, she sees a doctor and learns what is wrong

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Uncle Sunday (s8, ep14)

When his uncle comes to visit, Chester's plan to shorten his stay doesn't exactly work out.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Easy Come, Easy Go (s13, ep12)

The peace of the Ponderosa is disrupted when a gambler arrives for a stay after losing all his money in a stock scheme.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Indian (s1, ep21)

U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart arrives in North Fork in search of renegade indians suspected of the brutal killing of a Texas Ranger and his family. The townspeople are suspicious of him, however, when they discover that he, too, is an indian.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Boarding House (s1, ep22)

Reformed card shark Julia Massini now runs a respectable boarding house in North Fork, but Sid Fallon is threatening to reveal her sordid past unless she lets him turn the establishment into a saloon and gambling hall.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Selena Hartnell Story (s5, ep4)

"Selena Hartnell joins the train after bandits attack her wagon. Later, she reveals she is a bounty hunter looking for William Barrett, a murderer on the run. It turns out that Barrett is Will Cottrell, the leader of pacifists on the train."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Steel Inferno, The (part 2)

"A careless worker sparks an explosive fire in a high-rise building. Station 110 leads a full alarm response, assisted by Squad 51. A triage team from Rampart Hospital, led by Dr. Brackett, sets up in a nearby garage. Several workmen and two women including the fiancee of a paramedic remain trapped on the 16th floor. A Coast Guard helicopter assists in rooftop evacuation; Dixie and Dr. Early take charge of the many patients at Rampart. A paramedic is injured attempting a rescue, while Gage and DeSoto extricate themselves from a broken elevator. An explosion on the 21st floor injures a fire captain, necessitating a dangerous rescue down an elevator shaft."

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Cementing Relationships (s9, ep3)

A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Father's Day (s9, ep4)

Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Your Retention Please (s9, ep7)

Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year stretch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the Army.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tell It To The Marines (s9, ep8)

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Great Tag-team Match (s6, ep23)

It is the day after Granny beat up the Boston Strong Girl, making her the new champ, and the Clampetts are celebrating Granny’s great victory. But not all is well. The woman who plays the Boston Strong Girl is in trouble for getting beat up. The woman who plays Rebecca of Donnybrook Farm, a former topless waitress, has learned the truth, getting an invitation from Granny to visit. Their manager, Gene Booth, sees this as an opportunity to get Granny to fight, after hearing the huge ratings the fight got.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Tiger Hunt In Paris: Part 1 (s2, ep10)

"Tiger," a female underground agent, is arrested while trying to document secret German bases and is held in Paris for questioning. Hogan and LeBeau become stowaways aboard Klink's staff car and head for Paris to free her.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Tiger Hunt In Paris: Part 2 (s2, ep11)

While trying to free the underground agent "Tiger" in Paris, Hogan seeks help from a Parisian fortune teller and also enlist the aid of a man who is a lookalike for Nazi Police Chief Heinrich Himmler.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Jerry Lewis And Leslie Uggams

"Guests Jerry Lewis and Leslie Uggams. Originally aired on 01/11/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wooden Nickels (s8, ep12)

Mason becomes embroiled in a case involving coin collectors, counterfeit coins, fraud—and murder.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

I Sing The Body Electric (s3, ep35)

A widower buys a robotic grandmother for his three children.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Horse Player (s6, ep21)

After a man turns to prayer, he starts to win at the races.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Incident In A Small Jail (s6, ep22)

In prison for jaywalking, a salesman finds himself locked in a cell with an accused murderer.

1:05am

Mannix

The Girl In The Polka Dot Dress (s7, ep3)

Mannix scoffs at a psychic's tale about a woman in danger. Then the prophecy comes true.

2:05am

Cannon

The Wrong Medicine

"Cannon investigates a doctors claim that he is innocent of a death he was charged with concerning a patient he was treating that had slipped into a diabetic coma. Cannon becomes involved in a medical malpractice suit when a young resident physician is charged with making the wrong diagnosis on a woman in an apparent diabetic coma who dies after his treatment. Hired by the hospital facing a two million dollar suit, Cannon hears testimony of the accused Dr. Jeff Reston, played by guest star David Birney, that the woman he treated wore a diabetic's bracelet. She was, in fact, suffering from hypoglycemia. But the bracelet disappeared and none of the nurses attending with Reston can back up his story. Reston then gives Cannon a motive for a possible conspiracy against him. "

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Killing Point, The (s8, ep14)

Barnaby looks for a millionaire's mistress, unaware that she's stolen a priceless objet d'art.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Investigation (s2, ep26)

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy. One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Gambler (s2, ep27)

More than $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company. An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 114 -- The Hero (s2, ep22)

Malloy and Reed witness a young hispanic man save a trapped watchman from a burning warehouse, but become suspicious when he resists numerous attempts of private and public commendation. They also try to prevent a drunken man from falling out a window, and resuscitate a man with a heart condition.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 134 -- Child Stealer (s2, ep23)

Reed has to deal with the consequences of forgetting to roll up the window on the patrol car before he left it. Back on patrol, Malloy and Reed search for an estranged husband who kidnaps his own child, deal with an elderly man who tries to pay for a meal with trading stamps, engage in a shootout with an escaped prisoner caught napping on a city bus and pull over a hijacked delivery van full of booze.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: 1982

"Bill and Toony reminisce on the year 1982."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Sheep Dog (s6, ep11)

At school, Beaver gets into an argument with a girl who retaliates by making fun of Beaver's hair, calling him a sheepdog. Incredibly self-concious, Beaver goes out to the store and buys different hairsprays and gels to try to improve his hairdo. He doesn't get the reaction he was expecting when he tries his new hairdo out on his family.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Hero (s6, ep12)

During one of his football team's games, Beaver is sent in and scores the winning touchdown, which results in a picture in the paper. Soon, Beaver finds himself swamped with attention and quickly lets it goes to his head. He begins acting like he's better than everyone and begins to alienate Gilbert, Whitey and Wally.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Married Moonlighter (s2, ep7)

A moonlighting school teacher is charged with the murder of an acquaintance he had taken home after the man had earlier raised a disturbance at his night job at a cafe.

9:00am

Matlock

The Biker (s5, ep)

After a well-known actor with a bad reputation is murdered, Matlock is asked by a judge friend to defend his son, who had recently lost his job as bodyguard for the deceased.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Vengeance (s3, ep8)

An outlaw family seeks revenge against Bubba after he is forced to shoot one of them during a holdup. The chief wants him to stay out of sight until they are arrested - a suggestion that does not set well with Bubba.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Burden (s7, ep17)

While Jim-Bob is working underneath a car, it falls and Jim-Bob has a close call with death

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

False Front (s8, ep15)

A gambler makes a bet that a man who's never used a gun can pass as a gunslinger.

1:00pm

Bonanza

A Home For Jamie (s13, ep13)

Jamie's grandfather comes to claim him just as Ben is arranging for his adoption.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Second Witness (s1, ep23)

Lucas puts his life in jeopardy when he agrees to testify in a murder case involving a witness killed before he could testify and a killer still at large.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Trade (s1, ep24)

Outlaw Sam Morley falls in love with a young woman who has a serious illness. He asks Lucas to turn him in for the reward and then use the money to pay for her medical care.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clementine Jones Story (s5, ep5)

"Clementine Jones is in the process of being thrown out of a town when a bank robbery occurs. She ends up joining the Hale wagon train on a wagon with one of the bank robbers using it to escape who she was in love with in the past."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Survival On Charter #220 (part 1)

"Squad 51 C-shift paramedics rescue a stuntman from a tower. Gage and Desoto respond to treat the injured child of a fireman’s widow. A small plane and a chartered jetliner collide in midair, landing in a residential neighborhood, trapping Johnny and Roy. Station 18 leads a massive response from Battalion 14 and the Compton city fire department. Dr. Morton heads up a triage team from Rampart. Multiple rescues include passengers from both planes and people in the subdivision. Dr. Early performs brain surgery on the injured child. An elderly man’s dog leads Chief McConnike to its owner."

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Taking The Fifth (s9, ep9)

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Operation Friendship (s9, ep10)

Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

No Sweat (s9, ep11)

Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns and Klinger takes the P.A. apart—just some of the events that occur during another unendurably hot night at the 4077th.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Depressing News (s9, ep12)

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Proposes (s6, ep24)

Granny has heard that Miss Jane has never been proposed to and wants to help out. She tries to get Jed to propose, but has no luck with that plan. Granny then settles to have Jethro propose to her. Jethro asks Miss Jane out, and she accepts. While at the bank, Jethro also meets the gorgeous new night guard, Ilse.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Don't Forget To Write (s2, ep13)

Klink fails a physical and gets combat duty at the Russian front.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Rocket (s2, ep14)

Hogan plans to detour the German bombers that normally attack London to a nearby Allied airbase.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Mel Torme And Michele Lee

"Guests Mel Torme and Michele Lee. Originally aired on 01/18/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Blonde Bonanza (s8, ep13)

When a shady promoter is killed after a crooked modeling deal, his intended victim is suspected of his murder—but the truth in this case is more than skin deep.

The amazing Carol Burnett guest stars!

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Cavender Is Coming (s3, ep36)

An angel trying to earn his wings comes to the aide of a down-on-her-luck woman who has just been fired.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Woman's Help (s6, ep23)

After falling in love with his invalid wife's nurse, a man schemes to get rid of his wife altogether.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Museum Piece (s6, ep24)

A museum piece causes problems for a curious visitor.

1:05am

Mannix

A Way To Dusty Death (s7, ep2)

Mannix ruffles some feathers in a small town when he arrives in search of a missing youth.

2:05am

Cannon

The Iceman

"Cannon reopens an investigation when he discovers a convicted man may be innocent, but then refuses parole. Robert Foxworth is the villain. He plays a murderer, an ex-Green Beret who served in Vietnam with overtones of CIA activity. The murdered man was Cannon's friend, and that brings him into the case. When the convicted murderer turns down a parole, Cannon becomes very curious."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Focus On Fear (s8, ep15)

Thugs steal a photographer's negatives and blind her after she does an assignment at an air-freight terminal.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Problem (s2, ep28)

Friday and Gannon are on a mission to bolster community relations when a young and slightly militant black man barricades himself in his apartment rather than submit to a traffic warrant.

4:30am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-07 (s3, ep1)

Friday and Gannon appear on a TV panel. The topic: "The Police—Who Needs Them?"

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 144 -- Bank Robbery (s2, ep24)

Malloy and Reed are in for a rude awakening when they report to the home of a former professional wrestler on a domestic abuse call. Later, they become suspicious of an apartment burglary victim after they find one of the suspects dead, deal with a man who discovers car parts that were stolen from him installed on another car and become involved in a shootout responding to a bank robbery.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 44 -- Attempted Bribery (s2, ep25)

A wealthy businessman openly offers malloy and reed security jobs at three times their current salaries if reed agrees to withhold damaging testimony against his troubled son. In the meantime, they have to deal with an elderly man who has strangled his ch

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Hawkeye State

"Bill and Toony explore the hawkeye state!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Autobiography (s6, ep13)

Beaver has been given an assignment in which he must write a autobiography for class but isn't sure about his abilities at writing. So, he convinces a girl, who likes him, to write it for him. When she discovers that he is merely using her, she writes an outrageous life story and hands it in, causing embarrassment for Beaver when the teacher reads it in class.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Party Spoiler (s6, ep14)

Wally asks June and Ward if he could have a party and with some prodding, Wally finally gets their permission. June quickly begins the plans and Beaver gets a look at the guest list and quickly finds that he's not invited. For revenge, Beaver decides to sabotage Wally's party with a variety of gags that he bought at a magic shop.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Jilted Jockey (s2, ep8)

Jockey Tic Barton is in a mess of trouble. First, he's fired when his horse loses a fixed race and then he's charged with murder after confronting Johnny Starr, the man actually responsible for the fix. And, oh yes, Tic's wife was having an affair.

9:00am

Matlock

The Broker (s5, ep)

When stockbroker Richard Wagner is murdered, his former partner, Avery Campbell, needs Julie's help to prove his innocence.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

My Name Is Hank (s3, ep9)

A young refugee claims to be the son of a Sparta cop who died in the war. But quickly becomes a suspect in a murder/robbery after he accepts a ride with the criminals who actually committed the crime. Gillespie looks into his story, while Virgil and the boys track down the shooter. Meanwhile, the young man’s presence triggers a surprisingly bitter reaction from Parker, who views him as a painful reminder of the war.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Pin-up (s7, ep18)

Ben has a new camera and takes pictures of Erin that becomes a pin-up

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Comrade (s8, ep16)

A fall guy learns that his father, a general, is dying.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Warbonnet (s13, ep14)

After his horse breaks a leg, Joe is left stranded and exhausted in the desert—finding himself at the mercy of a tribe of Indians who discover him.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

One Went To Denver (s1, ep25)

Lucas welcomes his old friend, Tom Birch, who once saved his life, unaware that the man is now a bank robber who is on the run with his gang.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deadly Wait (s1, ep26)

Dan Maury, released from Yuma prison, arrives in North Fork intent on getting even with Marshal Torrance, who helped send him to jail.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jenna Douglas Story (s5, ep6)

"Jenna Douglas is found by scouts for the wagon train. She appears to have been a victim of a scavenger attack and is adopted by the train. As time goes on people on the train begin to have doubts about her story and her mental state."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Survival On Charter #220 (part 2)

"Squad 51 C-shift paramedics rescue a stuntman from a tower. Gage and Desoto respond to treat the injured child of a fireman’s widow. A small plane and a chartered jetliner collide in midair, landing in a residential neighborhood, trapping Johnny and Roy. Station 18 leads a massive response from Battalion 14 and the Compton city fire department. Dr. Morton heads up a triage team from Rampart. Multiple rescues include passengers from both planes and people in the subdivision. Dr. Early performs brain surgery on the injured child. An elderly man’s dog leads Chief McConnike to its owner."

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

No Laughing Matter (s9, ep13)

Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Oh, How We Danced (s9, ep14)

Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottoms Up (s9, ep15)

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Red/white Blues (s9, ep16)

Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Fiddle Around (s6, ep25)

Jane took Jethro to a concert the previous night, sparking an interest in playing the violin in Jethro. Jed has Drysdale and Jane hire the violinist they saw, Sebastian Stromboli, to teach Jethro. Before his lesson, Jane learns that Jethro doesn’t care about the music, having fallen asleep during the concert, and only wants to meet girls.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Information Please (s2, ep15)

After detecting an information leak in the area of Stalag 13, the Germans replace Klink with a more efficient officer, who Hogan sets up to take the fall.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Art For Hogan's Sake (s2, ep16)

Hogan tries to keep a French painting from ending up in Goering's art collection.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Rita Haryworth And Jim Bailey

"Guests Rita Haryworth and Jim Bailey. Originally aired on 02/01/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Ruinous Road (s8, ep14)

When a land development deal goes sour, Mason defends engineer Adam Conrad, accused of a murder committed in an old house that has something sinister hidden underneath it.

A school teacher takes a walk down memory lane on Christmas Eve.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Changing Of The Guard (s3, ep37)

An elderly private school teacher wonders if his life has meant anything as he contemplates suicide on Christmas Eve.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Deathmate (s6, ep26)

An older woman tries to convince her young lover to end her husband's life.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Gratitude (s6, ep27)

When the syndicate turns against the owner of a casino, he fears for his life.

1:05am

Mannix

Climb A Deadly Mountain (s7, ep4)

Forced to crash land a plane, Mannix gets rescued by an escaped convict who's being pursued by corrupt law enforcement officers out to silence him.

2:05am

Cannon

The Victim

"Cannon investigates the story from a beaten woman who's friend, a famous pop singer, has disappeared somewhere in the Hollywood Hills area."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Murder In The Key Of C (s8, ep16)

Barnaby is hired to find a composer's fiancé who disappeared running away from unscrupulous music publishers.

4:00am

Petticoat Junction

Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Jinx? (s2, ep30)

Lately it seems Uncle Joe can't do anything right, so everyone avoids him.

4:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Chicken Killer (s2, ep31)

Betty Jo has to defend her dog when the county dog catcher claims Happy has been killing chickens on different farms.

Series Finale!

5:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Returns (s9, ep24)

Jethro finally returns from hiding out, as Granny is planning Elly's marriage to Robert Crockett. Everything seems to be going smoothly, until Elly and Robert drive to Vegas, and Elly learns that he thinks she loves him. In the end, the truth is revealed to everyone, and they learn who this mysterious Robert really is, an out-of-work actor.

5:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Meanwhile, Back At The Cabin (s1, ep3)

The Clampetts find that the comforts of the mansion do not always compare to the comforts of their former mountain shack. Elly gets gifts and tips from Miss Jane on how to be a Beverly Hills girl, and Jethro believes Jane likes him.

6:00am

Popeye and Pals

Snow Place Like Home, Sock A Bye Baby, Popeye Makes A Movie

"Popeye and Olive are carried away to the North Pole by a hurricane., Popeye tries to keep a sleeping baby from waking up and crying., Popeye and Olive make a movie for his nephews."

6:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Buddies Thicker Than Water, What's Buzzin' Buzzard, I'm Just Wild About Jerry

"Jerry helps Tom out by getting him into the penthouse he is staying in and out of the cold night., Two hungry vultures resort to cannibalism in their desperation., After getting pulverized by a train, Tom is shown a little mercy by Jerry when he switches the tracks so Tom doesn’t get hit when the cat ends up on another track."

7:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

The Redwood Sap, Under Sea Dogs, Goose Is Wild, The Screwdriver, Fox And The Rabbit, Space Mouse, Woody Woodpecker

"Woody lazily neglects to store food for the winter and steals from the other animals to stave off starvation., Maxie decides to mess with a submarine explorer when his vessel crashes into their igloo., Goose Beary convinces Charlie he can lay golden eggs to get better treatment., Woody is driving erratically and a slow-witted policeman tries to apprehend him., A hungry rabbit pretends to be sick so he can go to the carrot patch, not knowing that a fox is there waiting., Doc tries to capture and sell Hickory and Dickory as lab mice to NASA., Curious to find out if he's crazy, Woody Woodpecker goes to a hungry fox psychiatrist."

8:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Box Office Bunny, Crowing Pains, Rover's Rival, Rabbit Rampage, Two Scent's Worth, Weasel Stop, Tortoise Wins By A Hare

"Bugs takes a peek inside a movie theater that was built directly over his rabbit hole. Elmer and Daffy complicate matters. , Sylvester, Foghorn, Henery Hawk and the dog all battle it out. Sylvester wants the dog's bone, and Henery Hawk is in the middle of Foghorn and Sylvester trying to decide who is the "real" chicken to eat. , Porky attempts to teach his old dog, Rover, new tricks. , Elmer has the power of an animator and drives Bugs mad. , In the French Alps, a bank robber uses a fake skunk to help clear out a bank, and Pepe LePew falls head over heels in love. , Foghorn decides to team up with a weasel to get rid of the dog. , Bugs Bunny challenges Cecil Turtle to another race. "

9:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Camera (s4, ep10)

Agent West raids a local warehouse in an attempt to apprehend a suspected opium gang member. As he struggles with the suspect, a new secret agent named Bosley Cranston rushes in and attempts to help. Unfortunately, he only makes matters worse, accidentally toppling a piano crate on the suspect and killing him. Cranston, however, is not the meek incompetent he appears and later surprises his colleagues with his karate skills and his popularity with beautiful women.

10:00am

Wagon Train

The Artie Matthewson Story (s5, ep7)

"Duke finds Flint's dying foster mother who asks Flint to check on her real son Artie who she hasn't seen in five years and has a reputation for getting into trouble with the law. Flint finds him on the right side of the law - or is he?"

11:00am

The Big Valley

Image Of Yesterday (s2, ep17)

Victoria learns that the leader of a gang of hired guns, hired to protect ranches against another gang of marauders, is an old flame. She becomes increasingly disturbed by the lawlessness of his men and challenges him to live up to the ideals he once had.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Louis Pheeters (s8, ep17)

The town drunk witnesses a man killing his wife's alleged lover.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Lonely Man (s13, ep15)

Hop Sing falls in love with a young woman, but his heart is broken when a judge confirms that the law prohibits interracial marriage.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Wrong Man (s1, ep27)

Young Mark McCain is eager to help lawman Jay Jefferson, who has arrived in North Fork intent on killing an outlaw for the reward, whether he is the right man or not.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Challenge (s1, ep28)

When escaped convicts hold up the general store in North Fork and take Marshal Torrance hostage, Lucas comes to the rescue.

3:00pm

Rawhide

Corporal Dasovik (s7, ep10)

A corporal who shuns responsibility seeks Favor's help after he's put in command of a squad escorting indian prisoners to a reservation.

4:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Gun Shy (s1, ep29)

Trying to locate the thieves who stole a jade chess set, Paladin ends up in a small Montana town where he becomes involved in a romance with a landlady's daughter.

4:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Mental Lapse (s2, ep17)

Josh plays detective when he signs on to help an amnesiac discover his identity.

5:00pm

The Three Stooges

Spook Louder, Idle Roomers, A Bird In The Head, Ghost Talks, Three Pests In A Mess, If A Body Meets A Body

"The Stooges are left in charge of a spooky mansion, when an eccentric inventor goes to Washington with a death ray. , The Stooges are working as bellboys in a large hotel when a side show promoter shows up with 'Lupe', a wild wolfman who promptly escapes. The Stooges try to capture the wolfman by playing music to calm him, but music makes the wolfman go berserk and soon the Stooges are the ones trying to run away. The boys end up caught in an elevator with the wolfman who shoots them into the sky. , When Moe reads that Curly's rich uncle has died, and has left his estate to Curly, the boys go there to collect. They find that the uncle was murdered and his body and will are missing., The maniacal masters of madcap are back, digitally remastered, repackaged and hilarious as ever. , The Stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house. The armor is haunted by the ghost of Peeping Tom, who has no intention of leaving. The ghost foils the Stooges attempts to take the armor, until Lady Godiva shows up and the two ride off together. , The Stooges are three inventors trying to a get a patent on their preposterous fly catching invention. When they learn they'll have to catch 100,000 flies to earn enough to get a patent, some crooks overhear and think the boys are the $100,000 sweepstakes winners. When the crooks give chase, the Stooges hide in a sporting goods store where Curly shoots a dummy, which they mistake for a real person. The boys decide to bury the "body" in a pet cemetery, but the cemetery owner arrives from a costume party with his partners, all dressed as spooks, and they proceed to scare the devil out of the Stooges. "

7:00pm

Svengoolie

The Ghost And Mr. Chicken

"A timid typesetter who longs to be a reporter hopes to land a big story by spending a night in a haunted house."

9:30pm

House of Svengoolie

What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?

"A former child star torments her paraplegic sister in their decaying Hollywood mansion."

12:00am

Lost in Space

The Sky Pirate (s1, ep18)

The Robinsons meet a space traveler who turns out to be an Earth man, Alonzo P. Tucker, who was abducted from Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, by aliens in 1876.

1:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Terrible Toys (s3, ep5)

Aliens aboard a UFO rig six windup toys in an effort to destroy the Seaview.

2:00am

Land of the Giants

The Clones (s2, ep11)

Two giant scientists capture Barry, Valerie, Fitzhugh, and Dan, and use them in a cloning experiment.

3:00am

The Time Tunnel

Pirates Of Deadman's Island (s1, ep23)

In 1805, the travelers try to escape from a pirate's Barbary Coast lair before it is shelled by U.S. warships.

4:00am

The Invaders

Task Force (s2, ep16)

Vincent and the believers meet with a publishing magnate

5:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Hot Air Hero

"Hot air balloonist, Andre,sets down near Adam's place. After meeting and talking with him,Andre says his flight is a test. One day,an option to The Pony Express mail system. Will all help with repairs or is air mail too crazy an idea?"

6:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Chase By Copter

"Marlin and Jim take to the air in a helicopter for two thrilling hunts over Canada…one in search of a giant moose and then in the mountains of western Canada for a mountain goat roundup."

6:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lion Country

"Probably the greatest of the great cats is the king of beasts … the African lion. Roaming the open savannas, its roar is a threat to all who live within its range. Its amazing physical abilities make it the most feared hunter on the African continent."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Unwanted Cougar

"In the cougar’s northernmost range, the Rocky Mountains of British Columbia, a mother cougar roams with her yearling cub, until the new litter comes along. Then she must savagely chase the year old cub away."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Year Of The Otter

"In a small Wisconsin lake, two otters are born. We follow the appealing animals through the first year of their lives."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Danger: Wild Animals

"Marlin and Jim demonstrate how to handle dangerous animals of the zoo and the wild."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Flight

"An analysis of the ‘miracle of flight’ from the soaring condors of the Andes to the backward-flying fairy terns of Midway."

9:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Dropout (s2, ep1)

Mike has been designing a new home for Don Drysdale, who stops by the house to look at the plans. After Drysdale gives Greg baseball tips, he considers dropping out of high school to become a professional ball player.

9:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Babysitters (s2, ep2)

With Alice away at Sam's, and Cindy developing the sniffles, Mike and Carol are ready to cancel their night out. Greg and Marcia argue that they are responsible and old enough to look after their siblings.

Fonzie moves in with the Cunninghams

10:00am

Happy Days

Fonzie Moves In (s3, ep1)

With Howard's hardware store about to face new competition, the Cunninghams decide they need to rent the room above their garage to generate extra income. Howard is shocked when Richie rents it to Fonzie.

10:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Spy In My Beer (s4, ep23)

After no one believes Laverne saw an industrial spy in the brewery, she and Shirley embark on a late-night stakeout to catch the spy.

11:30am

I Love Lucy

The Courtroom (s2, ep7)

The Ricardos give the Mertzes a television set for their anniversary, but Ricky's zealous tuning causes it to blow up. Fred retaliates by breaking the Ricardos' set (by kicking it!) The foursome end up in court, where they manage to destroy the judge's TV, too!

12:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Mustache (s6, ep15)

Wally's on-again off-again girlfriend, Julie Foster, seems to have thrown him over for a new guy in school who just happens to have a mustache. Wally's ego is bruised when Eddie tells him that Julie thinks he's naive and immature. This is the last straw and Wally decides to grow a mustache, much to the dismay of his family.

12:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally Buys A Car (s6, ep16)

A friend has a car for sale and Wally is interested; however, Ward and June are, as usual, hesitant about the whole thing. Ward decides to give in to Wally and allow him to buy the used car, with the condition that he inspect it first. Ward quickly finds problems with the car and he helps Wally look elsewhere giving Wally tips on the process of used car shopping.

1:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Meet Mrs. Drysdale (s1, ep4)

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she must be a drunk. With his wife coming home, Drysdale and Jane try to prevent her from meeting the family before they can shape the hillbillies up.

1:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Buys Stock (s1, ep5)

When Drysdale suggest buying good stock, Jed quickly buys some cows, pigs and chickens. Meanwhile, Granny has plans to sober up Mrs. Drysdale, who the family believes is a lush. And Mr. Drysdale is trying to hide the new hillbilly neighbors from his wife.

2:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Ship Ahoax (s2, ep23)

The castaways begin to suffer from "island madness" due to the isolation. The Professor attempts to come up with a plan to lift everyone's spirits.

2:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Feed The Kitty (s2, ep24)

A cage containing a lion washes ashore in the lagoon.

3:00pm

Mama's Family

Psychic Pheno-mama (s6, ep)

The Harpers hire a psychic whose predictions all come true. That is, until Mama discovers that she is a fraud and plots revenge.

3:30pm

Mama's Family

Take My Mama, Please! (s6, ep)

When Mama thinks she can do better than the comedian at the local dinner theater, she signs up for the open microphone night. And when the church congregation learns of it, she is forced to get serious about coming up with an act.

4:00pm

The Love Boat

The Return Of The Captains Lady (s5, ep1)

Stubing hears about a former love; a man wants to leave his companion aboard; a man claims he was attacked.

5:30pm

Collector's Call

Peter Morcey- Star Wars Toys

"There are all kinds of Star Wars collectors. Peter Morcey is the kind of guy who collects Star Wars toys, lots of them, and displays them in a meticulous fashion that shows off all his complete toy lines, toy lines from other countries, and toys that no one else has. Today, he'll show Lisa some of his most prized possessions like the one-of-a-kind ,multi-colored C3P0 figures, a vinyl caped Jawa, and a coveted Italian card back that doesn't even have the toy attached. Our expert, John Ragusa, Peter's pal, and a Star Wars fan and collector himself will have the honors of appraising this magnificent collection and then attempting to make a swap with Peter. John's brought a hard-to-get collectible he knows Peter wants, but may be reaching for another galaxy with his trade request."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

7:00pm

All in the Family

Birth Of The Baby (part 1) (s6, ep14)

It appears that Gloria may have her first baby in an Italian restaurant.

7:30pm

All in the Family

Birth Of The Baby (part 2) (s6, ep15)

Edith and Archie cause havoc at the hospital when Gloria is about to have her baby.

8:00pm

All in the Family

New Year's Wedding (s6, ep16)

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie, The Babysitter (s6, ep17)

Mike & Gloria get one of Mike's students to babysit Joey. Archie feels that the babysitters are too radical and takes care of babysitting himself along with his poker foursome.

9:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Totie Fields

"Guests Ken Berry and Totie Fields. Originally aired on 02/15/71."

9:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Pat Carroll, Tim Conway, And Karen Wyman

"Guests Pat Carroll, Tim Conway, and Karen Wyman. Originally aired on 03/01/71."

10:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Jealousy! (s1, ep8)

Laura suspects the worst when Rob has to work late with a glamorous movie star.

10:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

To Tell Or Not To Tell (s1, ep9)

Everyone wants Laura to dance on "The Alan Brady Show" -- everyone, except Rob.

11:00pm

The Honeymooners

The Deciding Vote (s4, ep11)

Ralph is busy buying Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the Raccoon election for convention manager.

Jack Klugman and Bill Mumy share an emotional journey!

11:30pm

The Twilight Zone

In Praise Of Pip (s5, ep1)

An alcoholic bookie regrets that he wasn't a better father to his son, Pip, critically wounded in South Vietnam.

12:00am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Pearl Necklace (s6, ep28)

A young man convinces his girlfriend to accept the marriage proposal from an old, sick and very rich man.

12:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

You Can't Trust A Man (s6, ep29)

Guilt and fear plague a woman when her husband returns from prison after serving time for a crime she committed.

1:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Merchant (s5, ep23)

Armand Anderssarian is an illegal arms dealer who is about to complete a multi-million dollar deal selling arms to guerrilla groups around the world—and it's up to the IMF to stop him.

2:00am

The Fugitive

Wings Of An Angel (s3, ep1)

Kimble is riding on a bus when the police stop it, not to arrest Kimble, but to capture an escaped convict who takes a woman hostage. Kimble disarms the man, but gets stabbed during the struggle while the convict is shot dead. Not knowing his true identit

3:00am

Harry O

Forbidden City

"Private investigator Harry Orwell investigates the death of a friend and finds himself surrounded by the mysterious justice of the Orient."

4:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-05 (s3, ep2)

Cases: an abandoned baby; a teenager on drugs.

4:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-10 (s3, ep3)

Friday grapples with the Uncle Tom syndrome in selling ethnic groups on police careers.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 173 -- Shoplift (s2, ep26)

Malloy and Reed track down a young shoplifter who escapes custody and hides at the lair of an eccentric spiritualist whom she worships.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 174 -- Loan Sharks (s3, ep1)

While investigating the severe beating of a factory worker, Reed and Malloy uncover an extensive loansharking operation.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Toony's Really Really Late Show

"Toony hosts his own late-night talk show, as sidekick Bill fills him on the history of the format."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Parking Attendants (s6, ep17)

The social event of the season, according to Fred Rutherford, is a big party that a wealthy family is throwing and he rubs it in due to the fact that June and Ward didn't get an invitation. However, Wally and Eddie will be there after they get jobs parking the guest's cars. However, trouble ensues when Eddie parks Fred's car in a no parking spot and the car gets towed away by the city.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

More Blessed To Give (s6, ep18)

Beaver and Gilbert go to a carnival and Beaver surprisingly wins a fourteen caret gold locket in one of the carnival games. Beaver thinks about giving it to June but, thanks to Gilbert, decides to give it to a girl whom he has a crush on. However, soon it becomes apparent that this was a mistake when the girl's parents discover Beaver's gift.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Purple Woman (s2, ep9)

An art collector, Rufus Varner, is told by a reputable art critic that one of his most prized paintings, "The Purple Woman," is a forgery.

9:00am

Matlock

The Fighter (s5, ep)

When fighter Billy Leon is accused of murdering the reporter who made public his alleged steroid use, Matlock agrees to take the seemingly open-and-shut case.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

King's Ransom (s3, ep10)

The F.B.I. tries to talk an ex-boxer into testifying against a mobster he once worked for, but the fighter sees the situation as an opportunity for blackmail.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Attack (s7, ep19)

Ike has a heart attack and is hospitalized

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Renegades (s8, ep18)

Quint tries to convince an Army officer that white renegades are responsible for starting the latest Indian uprising.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Second Sight (s13, ep16)

When Jamie goes missing, the Cartwrights enlist the help of a reluctant clairvoyant to locate the youngster.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hawk (s1, ep29)

Young Mark manages to capture a hawk, but then falls into danger from a rattlesnake. When a stranger comes to his rescue, the grateful Mark invites the man home, unaware that he is on the run from the law.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Three-legged Terror (s1, ep30)

When a rambunctious teenager wrecks a schoolroom, Lucas McCain, as a member of the North Fork school board, asks the boy's reluctant uncle to pay for the damages.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bruce Saybrook Story (s5, ep9)

"Lord Bruce Saybrook, London millionaire, takes his brother, wife and employee out west on a hunting trip hoping to repair his relationships. They run into hostile Indians. During the ensuing battle, everyone's the true character comes out."

4:00pm

Emergency!

All Night Long (s6, ep24)

Gage tries to create his own television game show. An elderly musician experiences heart trouble. When a car runs a stop sign, three injuries result. A tightrope walker gets stuck between two buildings.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Soap Opera (s6, ep26)

Granny wants to keep her doctor’s practice going in Beverly Hills. Elly, while on the phone with Miss Jane, is told about Rex Goodbody, who is a character on 'A Journey To Misery.' Elly tells Granny about him and that he might need an operation, and they decide they want to help Rex Goodbody improve. Granny learns that Goodbody is a neighbor, and the Clampetts decide to prevent the operation.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The General Swap (s2, ep17)

Hogan captures a German general to trade for an American general who dislikes Hogan.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery (s2, ep18)

Hogan robs a bank to help pay for a map to German rocket installations.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Chita Rivera And Bob Newhart (part 1)

"Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Originally aired on 02/22/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Frustrated Folksinger (s8, ep15)

When a shady music industry agent is found murdered, there are several likely culprits, and Mason has to determine which of them did the deed.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Steel (s5, ep2)

Boxing robot "Battling Maxo" breaks down before a match, forcing its manager to take its place in the ring.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Gloating Place (s6, ep30)

Susan Harper craves attention so desperately that she makes up a story about being attacked by a man.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Self Defense (s6, ep31)

Bravery is not a man's only motivation when he picks up a weapon and goes after a liquor store robber.

1:05am

Mannix

Little Girl Lost (s7, ep1)

Mannix tries to help a girl who witnessed her father's murder and was driven over the edge mentally by the event.

2:05am

Cannon

The Man Who Died Twice

"With the help of his former police partner, Frank is asked by his former captain to reopen a case of a corrupt cop who has reappeared after being declared dead years ago."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Killer Without A Name (s8, ep17)

While on a cruise, Betty falls for a man who's being targeted by South American street police.

4:00am

Dragnet

Management Services - Dr-11 (s3, ep4)

Martin Luther King's assassination sends Friday and the Emergency Control Center into action.

4:30am

Dragnet

Police Commission - Dr-13 (s3, ep5)

The detectives crack down on wildcatters—freelance tow-truck drivers who victimize motorists.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 35 -- Easy, Bare Rider (s3, ep2)

Malloy and Reed investigate the mysterious source behind a boy's suspicious spending spree, wield a blanket instead of gun during a disrobed driver's DUI arrest and bust up a car parts theft ring.

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 95 -- Purse Snatcher (s3, ep3)

Reed and Malloy have to think outside the box to capture an intelligent yet neglected teenage purse snatcher. Their efforts to talk sense into him before he commits a much more serious crime prove to be futile.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Bison Bill's Wild West Show

"When Bill tries to unleash his inner cowboy, Toony insteads hires a real-life rodeo clown to show him the ropes."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Good Deed (s6, ep19)

Beaver seems to be on a selfish streak after backing out of a babysitting and later not wanting to do a simple favor for Wally. Ward gives Beaver a stern lecture and he soon takes Ward's advice when a tramp comes to the door wanting some kindness. However, the tramp quickly takes advantage and helps himself to more than a glass of water.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Credit Card (s6, ep20)

Eddie brags about getting a credit card to his high school friends. When Wally's battery dies on his car, Eddie comes to the rescue by getting him a brand new battery. Everything is fine until Mr. Haskell finds out that Eddie charged it on their charge account.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fancy Figures (s2, ep10)

Martin Ellis is sent to jail for stealing the sum of $300,000. Ellis is later exonerated thanks to evidence discovered by his wife and the real thief, Charles Brewster, is arrested for the theft. Brewster manages to get out of jail on bail but later turns up dead.

9:00am

Matlock

The Critic (s5, ep)

When a theatre critic is murdered after panning a play, Matlock is hired to defend the suspected murderer, Sam Spelvin, the play's writer as well as one of Matlock's childhood friends.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Epitaph For A Lady (s3, ep11)

A longtime friend of the Chief makes threats against a doctor he believes is responsible for his wife's death .When the doctor is killed he becomes the prime suspect. But Gillespie doubts his guilt - even after he confesses.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Legacy (s7, ep20)

Ashley Longworth returns to Emily Baldwin

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Cotter's Girl (s8, ep19)

Matt attempts to civilize a teenage mountain girl.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Saddle Stiff (s13, ep17)

Ben is challenged by a former employee to get himself hired elsewhere as a ranch hand, thus proving that his aging body can handle the intense physical labor of the job.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Man (s1, ep31)

The McCains try to be tolerant of their embittered neighbor, Abel MacDonald, who tells Lucas to keep off his land and won't allow his son to become friends with Mark. However, McCain decides he's gone too far when he won't allow his injured boy to get medical treatment.

A tale of women's suffrage in the Wild West.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Woman (s1, ep32)

An unfounded rumor causes North Fork's outspoken feminist schoolteacher to be attacked by a mob of angry townspeople.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Lizabeth Ann Calhoun Story (s5, ep10)

"Lizabeth Ann Calhoun meets the wagon train staff as they stop for supplies. She asks permission to join the train so she can avoid the advances of a young man she claims is in love with her, however his real motives may be very different."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Most Deadly Passage (part 1)

"Roy and Johnny are sent to Seattle to study the techniques used there. A skydiver jumps off the Space Needle, a worker is trapped at the top of the Kingdome, and a fuel pumper loads a ferry with gasoline instead of diesel fuel, which sets the ferry on fire in the middle of the Elliot Bay."

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Rumor At The Top (s10, ep3)

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (s10, ep4)

Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Wheelers And Dealers (s10, ep5)

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Dog Days (s6, ep27)

While Elly is washing her dogs, Granny calls that the food is ready, and the dogs trample her. Granny tells Jed and Elly that if the dogs don’t go, she will. Drysdale is also having dog troubles, annoyed with the fact that his wife’s dog gets beauty parlor treatment. Jed finally convinces Granny to let the dogs stay, but after changing her mind, she gets trampled by Elly’s new dogs, causing her to want them all out again.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Praise The Fuhrer And Pass The Ammunition (s2, ep19)

Hogan and his men create chaos during staged war games that a ruthless Nazi colonel has scheduled near Stalag 13, replacing the exercise's fake explosives with live ammunition.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan And The Lady Doctor (s2, ep20)

Hogan resents having a lady scientist in charge of a mission to destroy a lab.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Chita Rivera And Bob Newhart (part 2)

"Guests Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart. Originally aired on 02/22/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Thermal Thief (s8, ep16)

Attorney Ken Kramer comes to the aid of an alleged thief accused of stealing a $50,000 necklace.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

A Kind Of A Stopwatch (s5, ep4)

A man is given a stopwatch that allows him to halt time.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Secret Life (s6, ep32)

A man hires a detective to follow his wife in hopes of finding grounds for divorce.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Servant Problem (s6, ep33)

A writer is shocked and far from happy when his long-missing wife reappears.

1:05am

Mannix

The Gang’s All Here (s7, ep6)

Mannix becomes the target of a vicious street gang known as the Nomads.

2:05am

Cannon

A Touch Of Venom

"A group of terrorists have drugged Cannon with a poison, giving him 72 hours to give them a defector and receive the antidote or die."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death Is The Punchline (s8, ep18)

A comic is suspected of killing the nightclub owner who fired him after his act proved to be a flop.

4:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-06 (s3, ep6)

Friday's apartment party provides insight into the nature of an officer's private life.

4:30am

Dragnet

Robbery - Dr-15 (s3, ep7)

The detectives tackle cases for the department's robbery division.

5:00am

Adam-12

Log 45 -- Bright Boy (s3, ep4)

Reed and Malloy report to a burglary call that was witnessed by a boy with a photographic memory. Afterward, they are called to the scene of two drunk men shooting at a box of dynamite at close range in a residential area.

Leave It to Beaver's Tony Dow guest stars!

5:30am

Adam-12

Log 65 -- Cigarettes, Cars And Wild, Wild Women (s3, ep5)

Reed and Malloy help take down a chop-shop that employs cute girls in mini-skirts to steal cars from trusting men. They also arrest a young man who grows pot and holds parties in the home of his unsuspecting shut-in aunt.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Despearately Seeking Simon

"When Bill fills in for Simon Shock, his deejay skills reshape the radio show."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Caddie

"Beaver has gotten a job as a caddy and is quickly running around the golf course chasing balls. However, all innocence is broken when one of the guys, Beaver is caddying for cheats in order to win a bet. Soon, Beaver begins wrestling with his conscience over whether or not to tell anyone."

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver On Tv (s6, ep22)

Beaver comes home with the news that he applied to appear on a local television show called 'Teen Forum' and has been accepted. Beaver gets out of classes for the taping and all his classmates are treated to being able to watch him on TV during class. However, what Beaver, his friends and family don't know is that the show tapes each episode a week in advance.

Perry cross examines a parrot voiced by cartoon legend Mel Blanc!

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Perjured Parrot (s2, ep11)

The courtroom action in this episode takes place at a coroner's inquest as a parrot holds the key to freeing suspect Ellen Sabin from blame in the murder of her husband.

9:00am

Matlock

The Parents (s5, ep)

When a woman who was planning to give her unborn baby to couple Howard and Amy has second thoughts and is soon found dead, the couple in question are the natural suspects. Matlock sets out to prove that someone else may have had a motive.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Triangle (s3, ep12)

A man murders his wife and her lover after he catches them together, then flees to a remote cabin with his daughter who does not know what he has done. The chief and the boys hope to talk him into surrendering without resorting to violence.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Outsider (s7, ep21)

Ben surprises his family by bringing home a woman - his new bride

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Bad One (s8, ep20)

Matt investigates why a woman refuses to identify a stagecoach robber.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Frenzy (s13, ep18)

The husband of Ben's friend, Anna Kosovo, suddenly becomes a raging lunatic, barricading himself and Anna inside their home, threatening to kill anyone who tries to intervene.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Money Gun (s1, ep33)

When his employer begins to suspect him of embezzlement, bookkeeper Asa Manning decides to hire a professional gunman to take care of the problem.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

A Matter Of Faith (s1, ep34)

Although a drought has forced local cowhands to seek work on a railroad construction project, railroad executives are afraid that their workers will desert them if they believe an old man's claim that he has found a way to make rain.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Traitor (s5, ep11)

"Convicted of horse-stealing, Flint receives from Chris 20 lashes followed by banishment from the train. The lashes on his back then serve Flint as a "badge of dishonor" as he infiltrates a gang headed by a man known as Angel de Muerte."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Most Deadly Passage (part 2)

"Roy and Johnny are sent to Seattle to study the techniques used there. A skydiver jumps off the Space Needle, a worker is trapped at the top of the Kingdome, and a fuel pumper loads a ferry with gasoline instead of diesel fuel, which sets the ferry on fire in the middle of the Elliot Bay."

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown (s10, ep6)

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgment: Part 1 (s10, ep7)

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgment: Part 2 (s10, ep8)

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead (s10, ep10)

While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.

8:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Crystal Gazers (s6, ep28)

Granny believes she has the power to predict the future, and she is set on doing whatever she needs to make her predictions come true.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Swing Shift (s2, ep21)

Newkirk gets drafted into the German army while working on Hogan's plan to sabotage a ammunition factory.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Heil Klink (s2, ep22)

Hogan is hiding a defecting German officer, and convinces Klink that the latter, who looks like Schultz, is really Hitler in disguise.

10:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Mike Douglas And Bernadette Peters

"Guests Mike Douglas and Bernadette Peters. Originally aired on 03/08/71."

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Venom (s8, ep17)

Mason is hired to look into the death of his client's son, which occurred two years earlier. It is revealed that several people may have had reason to want the man out of the way.

The legendary Mickey Rooney delivers an unforgettable one-man performance.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Last Night Of A Jockey (s5, ep5)

A dejected jockey wants to be tall.

12:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Coming Home (s6, ep34)

A man just released from prison becomes desperate when his stash of money disappears.

12:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Final Arrangements (s6, ep35)

A man decides to get away from his nagging, invalid wife once and for all.

1:05am

Mannix

Desert Run (s7, ep5)

A woman hires Mannix to investigate the disappearance of her husband's plane in the Rockies, but then the detective learns that she is not the missing man's wife.

2:05am

Cannon

Man In The Middle

"As a last request, Frank's former police mentor has asked him to go to Mexico and retrieve his son."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Final Victim, The (s8, ep19)

A columnist writing about prostitution focuses on a murdered girl whose reputation Barnaby is trying to save.

4:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-12 (s3, ep8)

Police and Secret Service undertake maximum security for a Presidential visit to Los Angeles.

4:30am

Dragnet

Training - Dr-18 (s3, ep9)

Friday clashes with a woman writer gathering research material for an article on policewomen.

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