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Nurse Doctor (s8, ep7)

A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4077th is more concerned about where their next shower will come from.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Private Finance (s8, ep8)

A South Korean woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to help her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl (s5, ep13)

Ray must choose who will accompany him to the Super Bowl.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Journal (s5, ep14)

Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Kommandant Schultz (s6, ep7)

Schultz lets his new power as camp kommandant go to his head.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Eight O'clock And All Is Well (s6, ep8)

Hogan finds that a new prisoner is a German spy right after he tells the man all about their secret operations.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Jack Weston

In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sulky Girl (s1, ep5)

An impetuous niece who demands her trust fund be released comes to Mason for help. But it's her boyfriend who needs defending when he is charged with murdering her controlling uncle.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Stop At Willoughby (s1, ep30)

Riding home from work on a train, a stressed-out man falls asleep and dreams it is 1880 and he is entering a small town called Willoughby.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Death Of A Cop (s1, ep)

A police officer concocts a grim preparation to punish the killer of his son, a recruit cop.

2:05am

Mannix

Warning: Live Blueberries (s1, ep10)

Mannix heads for a hippie retreat to investigate the disappearance of a missing girl who is linked to the death of a basketball star.

3:05am

Cannon

The Predators (s2, ep6)

Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dark Homecoming (s3, ep9)

Barnaby must find out what happened to a woman who disappeared after dating a country singer's ex.

5:00am

Dragnet

Training - Dr-18 (s3, ep9)

Friday clashes with a woman writer gathering research material for an article on policewomen.

5:30am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-14 (s3, ep10)

Friday and Gannon try to get citizens to take part in a crime-prevention campaign.

6:00am

Adam-12

Lady Beware (s7, ep)

Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for a rapist who attacks teen girls.

6:30am

Adam-12

X-force (s7, ep8)

Malloy and Reed lead a house-to-house search for a missing six-year-old girl, and what Malloy does after discovering the horrible things that have happened to her could short-circuit his career ambitions. Meanwhile, they come to the aid of a man who's gotten stuck in a storm sewer.

More Very Merry

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Mr. Quizzer's Trivia Hour: Holiday Edition

"Mr. Quizzer presents an hour of holiday trivia along with festive cartoons."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Larry's Club (s3, ep22)

Larry is furious when Beaver leaves him out when he joins a club called the Bloody Five. To get revenge, Larry makes up a story that he is starting his own club and that people are waiting in line to join. This prompts Beaver to resign from the Bloody Five and he tries to join Larry's bogus club.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

School Sweater (s3, ep23)

Wally lends his school sweater to Frances and quickly finds getting it back is going to be difficult because the girl keeps making up excuses. Things reach a boiling point when Ward and June overhear Frances bragging to her friends how Wally is chasing after her.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lavender Lipstick (s4, ep5)

A heiress to a cosmetics company is charged with the murder of the company's owner.

10:00am

Matlock

The Fatal Seduction: Part 2 (s8, ep)

In North Carolina for a funeral, Matlock, Leanne and Cliff end up getting involved in a pair of murders connected to two young women.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Moseley's Lot (s5, ep19)

Gillespie learns that the son of an old friend is a compulsive gambler. The young man wants his father to pay off his losses. But when two gangsters show up from New Orleans to collect, his jealous sibling sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of his troubled brother.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Lumberjack (s9, ep20)

A new company starts in the area and wants to sell wood to the Waltons.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Take Her, She's Cheap (s10, ep6)

A grateful family wants Matt to marry their daughter.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Badge Without Honor (s2, ep3)

Adam is rescued from an ambush by Gerald Eskith, a lawman who is on a mission to Virginia City. Eskith is looking for a man who happens to be married to a close friend of the Cartwrights. By the time Adam realizes Eskith's real agenda, it may be too late to save someone's life.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Squeeze Play (s5, ep10)

A speculator will stop at nothing to grab Lucas's land.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Gun Shy (s5, ep11)

Mark blames himself for a friend's accidental death.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Alias Bill Hawks (s6, ep34)

Bill Hawks travels to a desert town to visit an old friend, an indian who has a ranch there. However, upon arriving on his friend's property, he discovers that it is under the control of the local townspeople, who are drilling for water, and that his friend is nowhere to be seen. The townspeople are unwilling to give him any information, and in fact display outright hostility towards him, leading Hawks to suspect that his friend may be in danger or even dead.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Promise (s3, ep11)

Responding to a vehicle fire, the firemen discover a catatonic mechanic; at Rampart the doctors are mystified by his condition. Roy lectures a woman who keeps calling the paramedics because she is lonely. A woman mixes ammonia with bleach and inhales poisonous gas. An elderly couple is trapped in their house by a bunch of tumbleweeds.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mr. And Mrs. Who? (s8, ep9)

Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.

It's a race against the clock in this real time episode.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Life Time (s8, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. B.J.'s harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Uncle Abdul (s8, ep12)

Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Captain's Outrageous (s8, ep13)

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Silent Partners (s5, ep15)

Debra realizes that her and Ray, no longer have anything to say to one another.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fairies (s5, ep16)

Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Record (s6, ep9)

Klink gives the prisoners a recorder so they can send messages home, but Hogan plans on using the device to record a top-secret SS meeting.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

It's Dynamite (s6, ep10)

A dynamite truck, which Hogan plans on hi-jacking, deviates from its planned route.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest John Byner

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey fight in front of an encounter group. Then, in Fun in a Saloon, a western bad guy starts a dancing brawl. Finally, in Court Stenographer, Carol plays a recorder who can't help but interfere with the court case.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Silent Partner (s1, ep6)

Harry Bright and Chuck Clark were once best friends and business partners, until Margaret entered the picture. Margaret, a young woman on the make, entranced Chuck into marrying her. When Margaret is found shot to death, Harry is arrested.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Chaser (s1, ep31)

A man, desperate to win the affection of a beautiful woman, slips her a love potion.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

A Home Away From Home (s2, ep)

When a mental institution patient imprisons the staff, he reverses the roles of doctors and patients.

2:05am

Mannix

Beyond The Shadow Of A Dream (s1, ep9)

A mentally unstable woman is having trouble grasping the difference between nightmare and reality. Mannix is hired to figure which of her companions is creating her confusion.

3:05am

Cannon

A Long Way Down (s2, ep7)

An illegal immigrant from Mexico has died in a coyote's case. Sheep grower Rita McBain is accused of the deed. Cannon must prove Rita's innocence and deal with a human smuggler ring.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Time To Kill (s3, ep10)

When a dinner guest falls asleep, his host steals his diamond.

5:00am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-16 (s3, ep11)

A businessman's war against drug addiction results in a new group whose motto is "freaking out isn't in."

5:30am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Dr-20 (s3, ep12)

Martin Milner and Kent McCord appear as Officers Malloy and Reed to portray the policeman's role in society.

Dick Van Patten guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Alcohol

"A drunk's antics appear harmless at first; a stakeout uncovers a cash stash."

6:30am

Adam-12

Credit Risk (s7, ep10)

After his wife's credit card is turned down attempting to buy a washing machine, an irate Reed begins a long and painful process with his bank to get his credit rating corrected. Out on patrol, he and Malloy investigate a parking lot hit-and-run accident based on the victim's recollection of the perpetrator's license plate number, search for two runaways who steal camping gear from a store's basement and make a rare mistake after responding to a liquor store robbery.

More Very Merry

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: Holiday Edition

"Bill and Toony enjoy the holiday splendor of the 1960s with nostalgic party food, vintage crafting and more!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Hypnotist (s3, ep24)

After seeing someone being hypnotized in a movie, Beaver sets out to do the same. He tries hypnotism on Eddie—who pretends Beaver has hypnotized him—and Beaver gets scared when Eddie won't snap out of the trance.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And Alma (s3, ep25)

After drawing Alma's name for a school picnic, Wally finds himself meeting her parents and her mother takes an immediate liking to Wally, setting him and Alma up on numerous dates, but then turns around and accuses Wally of monopolizing Alma's time.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wandering Widow (s4, ep6)

When a man accused of a murder is freed from prison upon newly discovered eyewitness testimony, it starts a chain reaction of blackmail and murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Diner (s8, ep)

Matlock takes Leanne to meet Martha Jordan, the wife of his very first client back in 1962. Stan Shaw was a black cook at a diner accused of killing a white sheriff after a disagreement. Charlie Matlock pushed his son to take the case, despite the fact that his representing a black man wouldn't sit well with the townspeople.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Family Reunion (s5, ep20)

An ex-convict attempts to retrieve his loot from his wife and her new husband in this tongue-in-cheek episode.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Hostage (s9, ep21)

One of Mary Ellen's mountain patient dies, leaving his young teen to the helping hand

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Help Me Kitty (s10, ep7)

Kitty and an unmarried expectant mother end up stranded in the desert when bandits attack their stagecoach.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Mill (s2, ep4)

Ben's neighbor, Joyce, comes to the Ponderosa asking Ben to help her disabled husband build a mill. She thinks the project will help her husband break free from his depression and the grip of a man named Ezekiel.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Anvil Chorus (s5, ep12)

Nils Swenson, North Fork's blacksmith, volunteers to take the marshal's place for a few days while Micah attends a wedding in another town. To help maintain peace, Nils institutes a policy that anyone coming into town must turn in their weapons, getting them back when they leave. This plan backfires on Nils when some dishonest men come to town.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Conflict (s5, ep13)

Lucas's self-confidence begins to slip away when he misses an easy shot.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Antone Rose Story (s6, ep35)

"Invalid rancher Henry Ludlow is so determined that daughter Judy not marry Basque sheepherder Antone Rose that he sells his land and joins the wagon train to head west. When Antone learns of this, he joins the train as well to marry her."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Body Language (s3, ep12)

A crop-duster makes a rough landing in a field; the pilot suffers a punctured lung, and a bystander is poisoned with pesticide. A patient reports to Rampart with an ear infection caused by mothballs. A couple overdoses on daffodil bulbs. A weekend cowboy refuses treatment after falling from his horse. Two victims of a traffic accident get friendly. The lead singer of a rock band goes into cardiac arrest.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Stars And Stripes (s8, ep14)

Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit from Scully.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yessir, That's Our Baby (s8, ep15)

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Shelley Long guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottle Fatigue (s8, ep16)

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Heal Thyself (s8, ep17)

Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into the 4077th and seems to be a gem in terms of both personality and ability.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Stefania Arrives (s5, ep17)

Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Humm Vac (s5, ep18)

Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Tiger (s6, ep11)

Hogan and his men try to rescue an underground leader on route to Berlin to be executed.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Broadcast (s6, ep12)

Hogan uses Klink's car radio to sneak a message to London when a pair of radio detection trucks enters the area.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Steve Lawrence

In Double Calamity, the gang parodies the film-noir classic "Double Indemnity", with Carol as Barbara Stanwyck and Steve as Fred McMurray.

I Dream of Jeannie star Barbara Eden guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Angry Mourner (s1, ep7)

Carla Adrian is having trouble fending off amorous neighbor Mark Cushing. When another neighbor hears a shot and a woman's scream in Mark Cushing's cabin, it's not long before the police discover Cushing's dead body and arrest Mrs. Belle Adrian.

Jack Klugman guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Passage For Trumpet (s1, ep32)

Convinced he'll never amount to anything, a trumpet player attempts suicide and then finds himself in a world where no one can hear or see him.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

A Nice Touch (s2, ep)

An adulterous partner is caught between a drunken husband and a determined lover.

2:05am

Mannix

Huntdown (s1, ep12)

Mannix is stuck in a farm town with an injured foot, and a group of citizens who seem to be keeping a deadly secret from him.

3:05am

Cannon

The Rip-off (s2, ep8)

Dr. Simeon is accused by orderly Duran of stealing drugs in the Metropolitan Hospital . Cannon has to find out whether this is right.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death On Deposit (s3, ep11)

A cattleman is murdered in his own corral on the day he was to withdraw his money from the bank.

5:00am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-17 (s3, ep13)

A conference provokes old-line policemen to reassess their attitudes, particularly toward minority groups.

5:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-22 (s3, ep14)

A 91-year-old apartment-house manager gets involved in a murder investigation.

6:00am

Adam-12

Pot Shot (s7, ep12)

While paying a visit to the laundromat before going into work, Malloy encounters a man using the facilities to dry something much different from clothing. On patrol, he and Reed deal with a minister-in-training who uses a very unorthodox method to get his message across, try to reunite a Finnish-speaking child with her family, mediate a strange dispute between feuding neighbors and engage in a high-speed chase with a well known drug dealer.

6:30am

Adam-12

G.t.a. (s7, ep13)

Malloy and Reed investigate a large car theft operation that targets older cars, then stages them around the city as abandoned vehicles so they can be towed and scrapped. Meanwhile, they try to figure out why the son of Malloy's girlfriend is getting bad grades, search for a suspect who robbed an elderly woman and attempt to rescue two foolish teenagers who enter a house that is being fumigated.

More Very Merry

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' All 50: Holiday Edition

"Bill and Toony explore regional holiday eats, treats, and traditions around America!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Bike (s3, ep26)

Beaver asks his parents if he could ride his new bike to school instead of the bus, and after some hesitating they finally agree to it. However, on the first day, a naive Beaver gets his bike stolen.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Orchid (s3, ep27)

Wally asks out a rich girl who drops hints that she would like an orchid for her corsage. Wally quickly discovers that getting one is going to be more difficult then he originally thought.

Ken Curtis of Gunsmoke fame guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Clumsy Clown (s4, ep7)

Two owners of a circus are trying to buy out each other. Both also are after a clown in the circus for the funds. The second owner is blackmailing him regarding his wife's second marriage.

10:00am

Matlock

The View (s8, ep)

While out of town, Matlock sees a woman attacked from the window of his hotel. The next day he learns that she is dead, convinced that the attacker he saw is the murderer. However, Matlock has a hard time convincing the police, who believe the killer to be the woman's husband.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Sanctuary: Part 1 (s5, ep21)

A political prisoner who entered the country illegally, seeks sanctuary in a monastery. Gillespie and Tibbs find themselves at odds with Sheriff McComb when they try to help the man.

Series finale!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Revel (s9, ep22)

John-Boy returns to New York with a new book - that is not good

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Hung High (s10, ep8)

A lawman-hater causes trouble for Matt and a retired marshal.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Hopefuls (s2, ep5)

While in Virginia City on ranch business, Adam meets up with Sam Board. As they are leaving town, they come across a wagon train and decide to help the settlers out. Adam finds himself falling for the daughter of the group's leader, but soon finds that love doesn't always overcome morals and beliefs.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Incident At Line Shack Six (s5, ep14)

Railroad gang boss John Gangling kills one of his crew to rob him of his savings. To cover his tracks, Gangling puts the blame on Johnny Wing, an Apache worker.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Suspicion (s5, ep15)

On the road Lucas and Mark come upon Winslow Quince, a peddler whose wagon has broken down, and help him get his wagon into North Fork for repair. While in North Fork Quince barters several items that implicate him in a series of murders.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jim Whitlow Story (s6, ep36)

"Duke Shannon returns to check on his small ranch he split evenly with a childhood friend. When he arrives he finds tenant farmers being bull-whipped and a ruthless foreman his partner does not want to fire claiming he is needed."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Understanding (s3, ep13)

At an explosive fire, a girl's horse is trapped in a burning barn. Dr. Brackett and Nurse McCall lecture a man who keeps forgetting his insulin shots. A girl calls the hospital, threatening suicide; firemen stand by while hospital workers attempt to trace the call. A hostage in a bank robbery has heart problems; the paramedics must treat him at gunpoint.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Old Soldiers (s8, ep18)

Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of rambunctious children who need medical care.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Morale Victory (s8, ep19)

Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstatic about his operation on a wounded soldier, Sheridan, which saved the boy's leg, leaving only "negligible" side effects—less use of his right hand. However, the soldier was a concert pianist before the war.

Robert Alda guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Lend A Hand (s8, ep20)

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Cruel World (s8, ep21)

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Canister, The (s5, ep19)

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a canister.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Net Worth (s5, ep20)

Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Gypsy (s6, ep13)

In an effort to transport a German anti-radar to London, Hogan passes LeBeau off as a fortune teller after convincing Klink he was struck by lightning.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Dropouts (s6, ep14)

Hogan helps three German scientists escape to England.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Opening Talk on Plane, passengers discuss their plans in Australia. Then, Carol and friends perform "Waltzing Matilda" and "It's Today". Next, in The Oldest Man, the Sydney orchestra is led by the Oldest Man. Finally, in The Ham Actor, an ailing Carol tries to perform, despite already being replaced by Vicki.

Frances Bavier, Aunt Bee from Mayberry, makes a guest appearance!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crimson Kiss (s1, ep8)

Fay Allison is getting married in a few days to Dane Grover. Her roommate, Anita Bonsal, is having a clandestine affair with a married man, Carver Clement. When Aunt Louise arrives early one morning to see Fay, she finds Fay and Anita both unconscious.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Bevis (s1, ep33)

An eccentric loser gets a new life from his guardian angel, but there is a price to keeping it.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Terror At Northfield (s2, ep)

A pious extremist embarks on a killing spree to retaliate for the death of his son.

Christopher Knight makes his television debut on this episode!

2:05am

Mannix

Coffin For A Clown (s1, ep13)

Mannix is on the middle of a fence when it comes to an intense child custody case, in which he is working for the mother while seeing the father dash attempts on his life.

3:05am

Cannon

Child Of Fear (s2, ep9)

Paul Stubber taps the computer of the railroad company to be able to rob cars with valuable goods. However, nothing can be proved against him. Cannon finds Stubber's weak spot: The crook fights for the right to keep his son.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Web Of Deceit (s3, ep12)

A newsman takes pictures of evidence showing that an industrialist is involved with the mob.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

What's A Trajectory? (s3, ep14)

The curious ways of a Mr. Reynolds raise eyebrows when he checks into the Shady Rest. And a suspicious Uncle Joe turns vigilante when he hears the Benton Bank has been robbed, believing the culprit to be in his midst.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Butler Did It (s3, ep15)

Bobbie Joe enters a contest sponsored by Gibney's Old English Tomato Sauce and wins first prize: an English butler.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny's Garden (s2, ep3)

Granny wants to plough the front lawn of the mansion to grow vegetables.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly Starts To School (s2, ep4)

Elly May enrolls at a finishing school and her clothes start a fashion trend among the rich girls.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Baby Wants A Bottleship, Judge For A Day, Popeye Meets Hercules

"Olive entrusts the care of Swee'pea to Popeye while she goes on a shopping tour., Betty Boop imagines life as a judge., Popeye challenges Hercules."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Professor Tom, Hound And The Rabbit, Is There A Doctor In The Mouse?

"A younger cat looks to Tom to teach him how to properly catch mice., A rabbit recruits a dachshund for his football team but a predatory fox ruins any plans for a game when he arrives., Drinking a potion he mixed together helps Jerry beat Tom to all the food."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Ace In The Hole, Under The Spreading Blacksmith Shop, Pied Piper Of Basin Street, Greedy Gabby Gator, Chilly And Looney Gooney, Woodpecker In The Rough

"Woody Woodpecker is a stable boy who longs to fly a plane. But the bulldog sergeant on the airfield stands in his way., Blacksmith Papa Panda bets Andy he couldn't shoe a horse. Papa Panda dresses up as a horse to ensure he wins the bet., A trombone player plays swing to rid a town of rats, but when the mayor refused to pay his promised fee, the musician has a trick up his sleeve., Gabby tricks Woody into thinking his kitchen is a health resort, but gets chased by a crocodile who in turn wants to eat him., Chilly and Gooney the "Gooney Bird" Albatross work together to avoid the hunter Colonel Pot Shot., A power player challenges Woody to a high stakes golf game."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Lighter Than Hare, Quackodile Tears, Scrambled Aches, Apes Of Wrath, The Rebel Without Claws, Wild Over You, Sahara Hare

"Sam sends his robot to Earth to capture Bugs in his home, a trash dump. , Daffy's wife insists he sit on her egg, but he soon gets up and the egg rolls into a pile of crocodile eggs. , The Coyote chases the Roadrunner again! , The stork makes a mistake when he delivers Bugs to an expecting gorilla family., All the Confederate Army's carrier pigeons have been shot down, leaving the task of delivering an important message to Tweety. , A female wildcat paints a white stripe on herself to scare a zookeeper and escape from the zoo at the Paris Exposition. Pepe LePew pursues his love, but any time he showers her with hugs and kisses the claws come out and she attacks., Bugs Bunny takes a wrong turn on the way to Miami Beach and ends up in the Sahara Desert. While in the desert, Bugs upsets Yosemite Sam and causes him to be pursued."

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Pistoleros (s4, ep19)

Gordon and West head to a lonely outpost to battle a terrorist gang.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Barnaby West Story (s6, ep37)

"Bill meets young Barnaby West, who claims he is traveling west to see his father, a famous frontiersman. Bill invites him to join the wagon train. But he and the others wonder just how much, if any, of young Barnaby's story is really true."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Turn Of A Card (s2, ep26)

Heath must deliver $5,000 to his brothers to buy a much-needed mine pump at a government auction. A professional gambler wants to divest him of his money, finding Heath’s achilles heel: His chivalry toward the gambler’s Tahitian bond-woman.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Jonah Hutchinson (s10, ep9)

After spending 30 years in prison, Jonah Hutchinson sets out to rebuild his ranching empire.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Denver Mckee (s2, ep6)

While celebrating the return of his daughter, Connie, former lawman McKee is asked to assist in the capture of an outlaw gang. While Joe is courting Connie, no one realizes that McKee is involved with the outlaws.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sidewinder (s5, ep16)

Gridley Mau is gunning for Lucas, who killed his father during an attempted robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sixteenth Cousin (s5, ep17)

A Japanese nobleman seeks revenge when his servant is insulted.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Blood Harvest (s7, ep19)

Clete Bonner and his grandson, Will, posing as Jonas and Duke Williams, join the drive to see whether Will's dad, Adam, is suitable to take Will. Adam, known as Cable now, is scheming with two others to steal 1,500 head and sell to the Army.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Deliver The Body (s1, ep38)

Paladin is hired to bring in the killer of the sheriff in a Nevada town. He brings him in but has some doubts about his guilt and decides to hang around for the trial.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Black Belt (s2, ep26)

Josh and Jason are on the trail of a karate expert accused of killing his employer—and someone wants the man brought in dead.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Wee Wee Monsieur, Dizzy Pilots, An Ache In Every Stake, Rumpus In The Harem, Triple Crossed, Uncivil Warriors

"Paris is for loveres, and for the Three Stooges, as struggling artists who paint themselves into a cornerwhenthey try to rescue a military captain from kidnappers. , The Stooges are the Wrong brothers, three inventors trying to finish building an airplane they can sell to the army and thereby avoid the draft. When their plane, the "Buzzard", turns out to be a flop, the boys are drafted into the army where they have trouble with a tough drill sergeant. , Set in the civil war, the Stooges are spies for the north. , The Stooges are icemen who, while delivering ice to a house on the top of a high hill, destroy several cakes that a wealthy man is trying to bring home. When their antics cause the servants at their customer's house to quit, the boys are hired to take their place and prepare a dinner party. What they don't know is that the party is for the man whose cakes they wrecked. When Moe's gas filled cake explodes and the man realizes whom they are, they must leave in a hurry. , Set in a desert land where the Stooges run a restaurant, the boys need money to pay their fiancee's taxes, or the girls will be sold as slaves. Some crooks come into their restaurant and convince the boys to recover the stolen Rootin Tootin diamond. The Stooges decide to return the diamond to the government and get the reward money. They learn that the Emir of Shmo has absconded with the contraband jewel. They journey to the stronghold of Shmo where they disguise as Santa Clauses and scare the ruler into giving them the diamond. , Larry is a pet dealer who's seeing Moe's wife while at the same time trying to steal Joe's fiancee. When Moe's become suspicious, Larry attempts to frame Joe as the boyfriend. Larry's plan backfires when Joe catches him and lets Moe deliver some punishment. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Brides Of Dracula

"A young teacher on her way to a position in Transylvania helps a young man escape the shackles his mother has put on him. In so doing she innocently unleashes the horrors of the undead once again on the populace, including those at her school for ladies. Luckily for some, Dr Van Helsing is already on his way."

10:30pm

House of Svengoolie

Sharktopus

"A half-shark and half-octopus creature created for the military creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico, while the scientist who helped to create it tries to either capture or kill it."

1:00am

Lost in Space

A Change Of Space (s1, ep28)

The Intergalactic Delivery Service comes to Priplanus. Once again Dr. Smith seeks transportation and has Will "test drive" the spaceship. Will returns much smarter than when he left. Smith realizing the same could happen to him, the increase of intellect, boards the spaceship. His trip, however, ends in his rapid aging and subsequent impending death. To make matters worse, the owner of the spaceship has returned to take the vehicle back, stranding Will and Dr. Smith in their altered state.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Creature: Part 1 (s1, ep28)

Nelson attempts to destroy a creature that threatens to grow large enough to demolish whole cities.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Deadly Dart (s2, ep20)

Dan is accused of murdering two Giants and begins acting oddly, arousing his crewmates' suspicions.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Kidnappers (s1, ep28)

In an attempt to rescue Ann from kidnappers, Tony and Doug travel more than 6000 years into the future.

Series premiere!

5:00am

The Invaders

Beachhead (s1, ep1)

An architect's close encounter with a spaceship leads him to investigate a small town's hydroelectric plant.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Marvin The Magnificent

"Marvin the Magnificent and his trained bear named "Babe," happen upon Adams place and he invites them to stay over. Something,however,causes "Babe" to fall ill. Can the cause and the cure be found ?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cheetah Country

"Four fuzzy kittens tumble out of their den; they’re baby cheetahs taking those first uncertain steps into a dangerous world. The rugged bush country of Rhodesia is an excellent training ground for life in the wild kingdom."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Expedition Geronimo

"Marlin, Jim and the crew of Marineland of the Pacific’s capture ship “Geronimo “ sail the seas in search of the strangest underwater creatures and Marlin battles a ten-foot octopus at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Roundup On The Rupununi

"Marlin travels to Guyana to join Stan Brock in a cattle drive. Soon they are aware of a jaguar marauding the herd. There is only one thing to do if the drive is to continue … catch the jaguar."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cougar Mountain

"High in the Rocky Mountains a puma and here three cubs end their first summer together. Soon snow falls and the animals begin their annual trek down to a lower valley."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Beneath Kilimanjaro

"Beneath Kilimanjaro lies the Amboseli Game Reserve, last refuge for the remnants of the great cattle and wild animal herds that once roamed east Africa. Marlin and Jim seek a way for coexistence of the animals in the Amboseli."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Leopards Of Sawai Madipur

"Rajastan India lies in an ancient, deserted castle. This is the story of a family of leopards who now occupy this castle."

Women's Liberation hits the Brady household in this fun episode!

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Liberation Of Marcia Brady (s2, ep19)

Women's Liberation hits the Brady household, and the boys scoff at Marcia's idea that girls can do the same things that boys do. To prove her point, she tries joining Greg's Frontier Scouts.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Lights Out (s2, ep20)

After witnessing a magician perform a disappearing act, a scared Cindy refuses to sleep with the lights off. Peter gets her to be part of his magic act, and he seemingly makes Bobby disappear.

The gang gets snowed in by a blizzard on Christmas Eve!

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11:00am

Happy Days

White Christmas (s8, ep6)

On Christmas Eve, a terrible blizzard traps Howard and Joanie at the hardware store and Fonzie, Potsie, Chachi, Jenny and Roger at Arnold's.

Fonzie plays Santa for Heather this Christmas.

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11:30am

Happy Days

All I Want For Christmas (s10, ep10)

When Heather asks Santa to patch up the rift between her mother and grandparents, Fonzie decides to make her wish come true. Meanwhile, K. C.'s parents visit for Christmas, and a rivalry between Howard and his brother reignites.

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12:00pm

Holiday Special

Snoopy, Come Home

"Snoopy leaves Charlie Brown to return to his original master."

The Clampetts are spending Christmas in Hooterville!

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2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Christmas In Hooterville (s7, ep14)

The Clampetts and Miss Jane arrive in Hooterville for the holidays, but Jethro and Drysdale stay behind. On Christmas Day, Jane calls her boss to wish him a Merry Christmas, but he is in a bad mood. After he tells her that she is fired, Jane tells him that she could just go to work for Sam Drucker, since Jed gave him a new bank. Upon hearing this, Drysdale passes out. When he comes to, he decides he needs to go to Hooterville to save his largest account.

Come caroling on the Cannonball!

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2:30pm

Petticoat Junction

Cannonball Christmas (s1, ep14)

Homer Bedloe's latest plan for decommissioning the Hooterville Cannonball falls on the holidays, as the gang are decorating the train for the annual Christmas Eve caroling run.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Where There's A Will (s3, ep6)

When Mr. Howell changes his will to benefit his fellow castaways, they plan a surprise party for him. But mishaps during the preparations soon have him thinking they're out to kill him to get the inheritance.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Man With A Net (s3, ep7)

Lord Beasley Waterford, a famous butterfly collector, lands on the island searching for the world's rarest butterfly, the pussycat swallowtail.

Mama fills in as a mall Santa!

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4:00pm

Mama's Family

Santa Mama (s3, ep)

Mama fills in for Vint as a mall Santa.

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4:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Gets Goosed (s6, ep)

When Mama's cousin gives the Harpers a live goose for Christmas dinner, Mama relives memories of her childhood while the rest of the family is horrified at the thought of killing their new pet.

Join the gang on another Christmas cruise!

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5:00pm

The Love Boat

Santa, Santa, Santa / Another Dog Gone Christmas / Noel's Christmas Carol (s8, ep14)

On a Christmas cruise, three men are scheduled to play one jolly St. Nick; Vicki gives her dog to a lonely comic; a woman asks Ace to pose as her fiancé.

6:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Problem (s2, ep9)

Mike is all stressed out with upcoming exams leaving him impotent and frustrated. Gloria encourages him to discuss it with her, but he refuses. Gloria confides in Edith what the problem is, and in turn she tells Archie. This leads Archie to enter the situation, trying to give Mike advice, but this just makes matters worse.

6:30pm

All in the Family

Mike Comes Into Money (s3, ep8)

Mike comes into some money when his Uncle Alex dies and leaves him $275. Archie tries to persuade Mike into giving the money to him for room and board, but Mike would rather give it to George McGovern's presidential campaign. This sparks a big feud, leading to a dinner separation: Gloria and Mike buy and cook their own food while Edith and Archie do the same.

7:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Appendix (s3, ep11)

Both Archie and Gloria come home in bad moods after a hard day's work. This leads to yet another argument over women's liberation. Meanwhile, Mike has been having a pain in the side and the doctor tells him that he needs to have an appendectomy. This leads Archie and Gloria's argument to the proficiency of women doctors. Mike would rather have a more expensive male doctor rather than a cheaper woman doctor.

7:30pm

All in the Family

The Games Bunkers Play (s4, ep8)

Mike is all excited when the Lorenzos and Lionel are coming over after dinner for a game of 'Group Therapy.' Archie takes one look at some of the questions that are asked during a game and quickly rushes off for drinks at Kelsey's bar. Later, during the game, Mike childishly refuses to accept criticism from everyone involved.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's Graduation (s4, ep24)

Mike's graduation day is coming up fast and Mike is a nervous wreck as he studies for his exams. Surprisingly, Archie begins acting nicely to Mike, since Archie has high hopes that once Mike graduates, he will finally move out of the house and begin repaying Archie the room and board that he owes him. However, as Mike's test results come in, Archie's in for a shock as Mike is offered a fellowship to get his masters degree thus, the Stivics are going to live for one more year with the Bunkers.

8:30pm

All in the Family

No Smoking (s5, ep23)

The Bunker house is locked in a battle of wills after Mike vows he can go without food longer than Archie can abstain from smoking.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Gloria Suspects Mike (s6, ep10)

Gloria suspects hanky-panky when she meets the beautiful blonde Mike's been tutoring after school hours.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Two's A Crowd (s8, ep19)

Mike and Archie have a long talk after they find themself locked in the storeroom of Archie's Place.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Let's Fix Robert (s5, ep21)

Marie wants to understand why Robert can't commit to a relationship.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Say Uncle (s5, ep22)

Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with Robert than with him.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Twizzle (s1, ep24)

Sally discovers a musical talent with a dance move ready to sweep the nation!

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

One Angry Man (s1, ep25)

Rob reports for jury duty and has a hard time believing the attractive defendant is guilty.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Here Comes The Bride (s4, ep22)

Ralph's advice to a lodge brother on how to be head of the household has his wife (Alice's sister) in tears.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The After Hours (s1, ep34)

A woman is shocked to learn that the floor of a department store on which she bought a gold thimble doesn't exist.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

You'll Be The Death Of Me (s2, ep)

A bride is overwhelmed by a growing fear that her companion committed a murder—and that she may be his next victim.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Visitors (s6, ep11)

Publisher Granger is controlled by the Syndicate, killing reporters and protecting Syndicate-owned politicians in his state. The IMF must make sure the voters know what Granger is up to before the next elections.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The Stranger In The Mirror

"When three officers are murder, Dr. Kimble becomes the prime suspect in a small town."

4:00am

Harry O

Shadows At Noon

"Harry O commits himself to and becomes trapped in a mental institution when he struggles to rescue a strange young woman from a murderous plot to steal her inheritance."

5:00am

Dragnet

B.o.d. - Dr-27 (s3, ep15)

The detectives go to work on several cases connected with the department's business-office division.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-21 (s3, ep16)

A pot-detecting pooch joins the police to stop marijuana smuggling.

6:00am

Adam-12

Victim Of The Crime (s7, ep14)

Malloy and Reed are left frustrated after investigating the theft of an elderly woman's old television set, but they have hope that a recently passed law may provide her and other victims with compensation. Elsewhere on patrol, they search for an armed robber who shot an over-trusting shopkeeper, and respond to a call of an unusual armed robbery at a drive-in.

6:30am

Adam-12

Pressure Point (s7, ep15)

Officer Woods' new partner is a nervous and quiet recruit, and the embarrassing secret he's trying to keep from his fellow officers might actually imperil them. On today's patrol, a real estate broker's well meaning but poorly thought out gesture nearly leads to a mob scene, a drug store owner discovers a way to profit from armed robbers and an armed robbery suspect opens fire during his escape attempt.

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7:00am

Toon In With Me

What's In Store This Holiday Season

"Bill and Toony relive nostalgic holiday magic at the department store, including a visit with Santa."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Ward's Baseball (s3, ep28)

Ward's cherished autographed baseball becomes the object that Larry and Beaver just can't keep their hands off of. They decide to play catch with it and it ends up getting run over by a truck.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Monkey (s3, ep29)

Beaver wants a pet and Ward and June object to his latest one, a mouse. They tell him they can have a sensible pet, so when Beaver and Larry see an ad at the market giving away a free monkey, Beaver jumps at the chance and Ward and June find their house the new home for Stanley, the Monkey.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Provocative Protégé (s4, ep8)

Washed up pianist David Carpenter is knocked out and pushed over a cliff for insurance money. Carpenter's beautiful protege, Donna Ross, immediately comes under suspicion by the police.

10:00am

Matlock

The Last Laugh (s8, ep)

Matlock is on the case when a comedian is accused of murdering a rival comic who had insulted him on stage.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Law On Trial: Part 2 (s5, ep22)

Gillespie, Tibbs and Father DiMarco must stand trial for harboring a fugitive and obstructing justice. Althea fears Virgil's career could suffer if he is found guilty. Meanwhile the other officers monitor the situation with Lawyer Epp and his mafia associates.

It's Christmas on the Walton's Mountain.

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12:00pm

The Waltons

The Best Christmas (s5, ep12)

Olivia wants this Christmas to be the best ever

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Big Man, Big Target (s10, ep10)

A wanted criminal in love with a married woman succeeds in getting her husband out of the picture—with unexpected ramifications.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Day Of Reckoning

"After being injured in a fight, Ben is nursed back to health by Matsou and his wife Hatoya. In return, Ben give the two Indians land to settle and farm. However Matsou's brother and a neighbor are set on making sure that Matsou and his wife don't succeed in their new life."

3:00pm

The Rifleman

And The Devil Makes Five (s5, ep19)

A snake crawls into Lucas' bed, and Mark must lure it away before it strikes.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

End Of The Hunt (s5, ep20)

Lucas is thrown into jail to stop him from murdering an old enemy.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bob Stuart Story (s8, ep1)

"Coop has to escort an ex-marshal and his wife who once shot Coop in the back to the wagon train. In addition he hires three men temporarily who hate the marshal but have more extreme plans for the man without Coop's knowledge."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Computer Error (s3, ep14)

A young couple is rescued from a car wreck; the boy has a spinal cord injury and Dr. Early suspects the girl is pregnant. Roy and John rescue a woman trapped at the bottom of a well and an amateur magician from a safe. A rescue at a junkyard fire turns hazardous when phosphorus materials explode.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Back Pay (s8, ep24)

Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.

The gang is making pranks galore on April Fools Day.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

April Fools (s8, ep25)

A no-nonsense Colonel, who is notorious as a hard-nosed disciplinarian, visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranksterism. Colonel Potter tries in vain to halt the mayhem before Colonel Tucker arrives in camp.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Best Of Enemies (s9, ep1)

On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Letters (s9, ep2)

Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, while the Colonel tells of his days as "Hoops."

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Present (s5, ep11)

Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Separation (s5, ep23)

Debra learns that her parents are planning to separate.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Easy Come, Easy Go (s6, ep15)

Hogan and Klink go to England to steal an allied airplane as part of Hogan's plan to expose Nazi spies in London.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Meister Spy (s6, ep16)

Hogan and his men pose as Nazi officers to get an American traitor to divulge the names of his German superiors.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Carol And Sis / Back Alley

In Carol and Sis, Carol has the Hong Kong Flu, and Harvey is terrified he'll get it. Then, in Back Alley, a parody of "Back Street", Harvey finds himself married every time he falls in love with Carol.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Vagabond Vixen (s1, ep9)

Hollywood producer John Addison picks up an attractive young hitchhiker. Far from innocent, she turns out to be a blackmailer and a witness to a murder with which Addison is charged.

Jack Warden guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Mighty Casey (s1, ep35)

With his broken-down baseball team on its last legs, the manager enlists the help of a human-looking robot with the ability to throw super-fast pitches.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Blood Bargain (s2, ep)

A contract assassin reneges after meeting his target's handicapped wife.

2:05am

Mannix

Catalogue Of Sins (s1, ep14)

Mannix is hired to investigate when a psychiatrist is blackmailed after files are lifted from his office.

3:05am

Cannon

The Shadow Man (s2, ep10)

Frank Cannon is hired to search missing rancher Dale Lucas following his wife's order. He notes that the guard service of the ranch has been replaced.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Last Contract, The (s3, ep13)

A mother asks Barnaby to help her find her runaway daughter, who's married to a contract killer.

5:00am

Dragnet

Administrative Vice - Dr-29 (s3, ep17)

Friday's problem: is his temporary partner an aide—or an adversary?

5:30am

Dragnet

The Joy Riders (s3, ep18)

A 15-year-old car thief is given a tour of the jail in an attempt to show him the consequences for choosing crime.

Reed and Malloy celebrate the holiday on the job.

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6:00am

Adam-12

Log 122 Christmas: The Yellow Dump Truck (s1, ep13)

On Christmas Eve, Reed and Malloy make rounds distributing police department donation packages to needy families, and pull many heartstrings.

Aneta Corsaut guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Lady's Night (s7, ep16)

On today's patrol, Malloy and Reed try to corral cattle that are wandering into the downtown area, pull over a speeding bicyclist, chase down a man with a stolen guitar and break up a bar fight. After their shift is over, Reed and his wife witness a gas station holdup on their way to dinner with Malloy and his girlfriend.

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7:00am

Toon In With Me

Holiday Markets

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Finds A Wallet (s3, ep30)

Beaver and Larry find a wallet that contains $89 while on their way to the grocery store to pick up some groceries for June. Surprisingly, Beaver and Larry decide to turn it in at the police station and Beaver finds himself waiting an agonizing week to see if he can keep the money.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Mother's Day Composition (s3, ep31)

Beaver must write a composition about his mother but soon finds himself the only one with a seemingly "boring" mother while Richard, Larry and Judy have colorful mothers. Beaver decides to make his mother colorful, too, even if it means making up things.

John Banner of Hogan's Heroes guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Nine Dolls (s4, ep9)

Mason's fishing trip to Scotland is interrupted by seven-year-old Peggy Smith. Peggy is living at a boarding school and searching for her real parents.

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10:00am

Matlock

Santa Claus (s1, ep)

When a down-on-his luck Santa Claus (Tom McCabe) is accused of killing his avaricious landlord, Matlock finds himself defending the very unlikeable man.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Brother's Keeper (s6, ep3)

Louann's ne'er-do-well brother returns home after being paroled.

The Waltons invite a mysterious man to Christmas dinner.

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12:00pm

The Waltons

The Spirit (s8, ep13)

Things begin to disappear from stores and homes as it gets closer to Christmas

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Chicken (s10, ep11)

A meek man is given credit for killing four outlaws.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Abduction (s2, ep8)

When Joe brings the daughter of a local tycoon to the carnival, she goes missing. Will they find her before it's too late?

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Bullet (s5, ep21)

Lucas is baffled when the marshal of a neighboring town refuses to hold a gambler who just attempted murder.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Requiem At Mission Springs (s5, ep22)

When Mark is paralyzed, Lucas attempts to cure him at the mission.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hide Hunters (s8, ep2)

"Hide hunters, hunters who kill buffalo for their hides only, have temporarily joined up with the wagon train. One of their number, Gib Ryker, is a sociopath who enjoys antagonizing young Barnaby West. With the train desperately needing fresh meat, Cooper Smith, along with Barnaby, sets off with the hide hunters to look for buffalo. Along the way Gib continues to bait Barnaby, much to Coop's dismay until Barnaby is forced to defend himself, with disastrous results. Now Barnaby has to face Gib's brother Zach, who's out for revenge."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Inferno (s3, ep15)

John and Roy are disappointed when they are the only squad not called to a major brushfire. Dixie gets her hand caught in a vending machine. A lawyer collapses in the courtroom with an apparent heart attack. Roy and John finally make it to the brushfire and become trapped while rescuing another firefighter.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Cementing Relationships (s9, ep3)

A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Father's Day (s9, ep4)

Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Your Retention Please (s9, ep7)

Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year stretch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the Army.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tell It To The Marines (s9, ep8)

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Season's Greetings (s6, ep12)

Marie receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Paints The House (s5, ep24)

Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they want.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

That's No Lady, That's My Spy (s6, ep17)

Newkirk poses as a general's wife to get penicillin to an ill underground leader.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

To Russia Without Love (s6, ep18)

Hogan arranges for a beautiful Russian spy to convince Klink that the Kommandant should volunteer for service at the Russian front. Hogan's payoff: some secret papers.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Ruth Buzzi And Richard Crenna

In Salute to Bad Girls, Carol and the gang pay homage to classic films and their scheming starlets, including "The Graduate", "All About Eve", "Born to Be Bad",

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Runaway Corpse (s1, ep10)

Ed Davenport fears that his wife is trying to poison him. Later, Davenport falls ill and blames her from his deathbed. After he dies, his body disappears.

These strange companions are trapped at Christmastime.

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12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Five Characters In Search Of An Exit (s3, ep14)

A hobo, clown, bagpipe player, ballerina and military officer are trapped in a huge cylinder.

More Very Merry

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Santa Claus And The Tenth Avenue Kid (s1, ep12)

A criminal fresh out of prison takes a job as Santa Claus for the holiday season.

More Very Merry

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Back For Christmas (s1, ep23)

A man plans to get rid of his nagging wife — permanently.

2:05am

Mannix

Turn Every Stone (s1, ep11)

A million-dollar libel suit against a crusading publisher may be tied to the mob.

3:05am

Cannon

Hear No Evil (s2, ep11)

Reporter Molly Stoner needs the help of her friend Frank Cannon. The police wants to take her in coercive detention. Molly affirms that infamous gangster Benje Canto has been murdered. Yet her source cannot be revealed.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Trap Play (s3, ep14)

After a marital spat, a wife leaves her spouse to meet a football player in an ultimately fatal rendezvous.

5:00am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-28 (s3, ep19)

Friday and Gannon investigate the delay of death notifications in the state employment department.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-19 (s3, ep20)

The battered-child syndrome: Friday and Gannon investigate a youngster with severe back lacerations.

It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles and Malloy and Reed are on the job!

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6:00am

Adam-12

Log 46 -- Pilgrimage (s3, ep11)

It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles, and Malloy and Reed track down a suspect who beat and mugged a rescue mission Santa, who later gets arrested himself. They also respond to an alcohol-related traffic accident that resulted in a fatality, help a penniless widow who has been detained for shoplifting and take part in the search for a young Native American child who wandered off into a mountainous area while her parents were asleep.

6:30am

Adam-12

Citizen With A Gun (s7, ep17)

Officer Wells appears to have met his match with a new partner who always insists on doing things his own way. Today's shift features a hot-headed husband who's decided he needs a gun to protect his home, and a neglected girl who causes a scare while playing.

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7:00am

Toon In With Me

Christmas Eve Chaos

"Toony goes overboard to ensure he's on Santa's nice list."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Violet (s3, ep32)

Beaver finds himself in a most uncomfortable situation when Fred Rutherford practically plays matchmaker and pairs Beaver up with his daughter, Violet. Fred organizes a picnic and invites the Cleavers, which is where the situation culminates into Beaver getting kissed by Violet.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Spot Removers (s3, ep33)

For an upcoming dance, Wally is ready to wear a grey suit but when Beaver brings his new friend, Richard, over to the house, he accidentally spills oil on it, leaving a big stain. This leads Richard and Beaver to try to bleach the stain out with disastrous results. Beaver finds himself with another problem, when later Eddie discovers what Beaver is hiding from Wally.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Loquacious Liar (s4, ep10)

Lester Martin's life takes a horrible turn for the worse when a man breaks into his apartment, forces him at gun-point to drink half a bottle of Scotch and then drives him into the country.

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10:00am

Matlock

The Gift (aka The Christmas Show) (s2, ep)

Matlock defends a Santa accused of murder at a party populated by Saint Nicks, and plays Father Christmas to the defendant's daughter.

More Very Merry

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

My Name Is Hank (s3, ep9)

A young refugee claims to be the son of a Sparta cop who died in the war. But quickly becomes a suspect in a murder/robbery after he accepts a ride with the criminals who actually committed the crime. Gillespie looks into his story, while Virgil and the boys track down the shooter. Meanwhile, the young man’s presence triggers a surprisingly bitter reaction from Parker, who views him as a painful reminder of the war.

As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt.

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12:00pm

The Waltons

The Children's Carol - Part I (s6, ep12)

As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Innocence (s10, ep12)

The hatred between two men is intensified by their affections for the same girl.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Day Of Reckoning (s2, ep7)

After being injured in a fight, Ben is nursed back to health by Indians Matsou and his wife, Hatoya. In return, Ben gives them land to settle and farm. However, Matsou's brother and a neighbor are set on making sure that he and his wife don't succeed in their new life.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Guest (s5, ep23)

New arrival Mario Arsatti becomes very friendly with Lucas, but this turns out to be merely pleasure before business: he's been hired to kill Lucas.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Old Man Running (aka The Wanted Man) (s5, ep24)

Lucas, who blames his wife's death on his father-in-law, refuses to help the old man elude gunmen.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The John Gillman Story (s8, ep3)

"John Gillman being chased and shot in the leg by a posse escapes via a river. He is found downriver nearly passes out by a young orphan girl Abigail. She takes a liking to him but he tries to rebuff her. Wowever, events cause a change."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Messin' Around (s3, ep16)

Chet starts a series of practical jokes against John, who eventually retaliates. A child is trapped in a burning tree house. A retiree pretends to be ill so he can amuse the children in the emergency department. A woman feeds her sick husband dieffenbachia sap to keep him quiet. At a trash fire, a gas station worker shows signs of a perforated ulcer.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Taking The Fifth (s9, ep9)

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Operation Friendship (s9, ep10)

Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

No Sweat (s9, ep11)

Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns and Klinger takes the P.A. apart—just some of the events that occur during another unendurably hot night at the 4077th.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Depressing News (s9, ep12)

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Thought That Counts, The (s7, ep11)

Ray frantically tries to figure out what to get Debra for Christmas.

More Very Merry

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jazz Records (s8, ep10)

Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink For The Defense (s6, ep19)

Klink is appointed defense counsel for a German officer on trial for treason who has secret plans intended for London. Hogan helps Klink prove the officer's innocence in order to secure the plans.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Kamikazes Are Coming (s6, ep20)

The guys find a new rocket that has landed near camp. They are at a loss on how to get it back to England for study when Marya and her rocket-designing husband enter camp.

M*A*S*H star Alan Alda takes the Stage with Carol Burnett in this Christmas episode.

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11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Alan Alda

In Nobody Does It Like Me, a department store Santa and a toy department wrapper sing after the store has closed. Then, in The Family, Eunice's brother visits, but every time he tries to speak, they cut him off with their problems.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crooked Candle (s1, ep11)

While Martha Bradford is waiting for her appointment at a beauty parlor, she meets Rita Bradford, who apparently also is married to her husband and lives at the same address. Soon, Mr. Bradford turns up dead.

A school teacher takes a walk down memory lane on Christmas Eve.

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12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Changing Of The Guard (s3, ep37)

An elderly private school teacher wonders if his life has meant anything as he contemplates suicide on Christmas Eve.

More Very Merry

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Festive Season (s3, ep31)

A man believes that his sister murdered his wife.

More Very Merry

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Together (s3, ep15)

A man is trapped in an office with the body of the woman he just murdered.

2:05am

Mannix

Run, Sheep, Run (s1, ep15)

Mannix is hired to determine which cops are tied in with a vice ring.

3:05am

Cannon

The Endangered Species (s2, ep12)

Bill Coates, Cannon's old friend, a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. Unbeknown to Coates his lawyer is the man behind the homicide.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Murder Once Removed (s3, ep15)

A woman murders her father-in-law when he refuses to give her any money.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

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5:00am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Dr-31 (s3, ep21)

A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes.

It's another Christmas Eve patrol with Adam-12!

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6:00am

Adam-12

Christmas (s7, ep11)

During their Christmas Eve Patrol, Malloy and Reed contemplate using their patrol car to deliver a Christmas tree to the residents of a soon-to-be-closed retirement home. Meanwhile, an elderly man's bagpipe playing is considered a public nuisance, a couple of teenagers steal a delivery truck containing radioactive material, a nervous man is desperate to cover up the smell of perfume on his clothing and an armed robbery suspect becomes intent on committing suicide-by-cop.

6:30am

Adam-12

Follow Up (s7, ep18)

Reed thinks he's got a great deal lined up on a used boat, but Malloy's convinced there's something fishy going on. While on patrol, they search for a man who sold a stolen horse to a riding academy, use an informant's tip to investigate a suspicious restaurant parking lot attendant and face an accusation of stealing a socialite's diamond ring during a burglary investigation.

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7:00am

Toon In With Me

Tiwm's Rockin' Christmas

"Bill and Toony host a party on Christmas morning with classic Christmas cartoons, live music, Santa and more!"

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8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Haircut (s1, ep4)

After losing his lunch money three days in a row, Ward gives Beaver one last chance by letting him handle his haircut money. However, when he loses that too, Beaver decides to give himself a haircut just days before he's scheduled to be an angel in a play.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Model

"Beaver sends his picture in to a modeling agency and they reply with a letter stating they will place his photo in a modeling directory. Soon after Beaver receives another letter this time asking for $30 and when Beaver ignores it, the company threatens legal action."

Richard Deacon from The Dick Van Dyke Show guest stars!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Red Riding Boots (s4, ep11)

Ann Farwell is miserable over the separation of her parents. Things aren't made any better when her father starts seeing Rita Conover, a scheming woman half his age. When Rita turns up dead both Ann and her mother think the other committed the crime.

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10:00am

Matlock

The Scrooge (s4, ep)

When a scrooge of a store owner is accused of murdering his partner, Matlock defends the man and makes a strange request as part of his fee.

More Very Merry

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Blessings (s4, ep13)

In this Christmas episode the officers share memories with a reporter from the Sparta Herald.

As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Children's Carol - Part Ii (s6, ep13)

As Christmas approaches, Mary Ellen and the baby leave to be near Curt

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Aunt Thede (s10, ep13)

Festus' Aunt Thede and a young woman named Ivy Norton both seek to get married.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Last Viking (s2, ep10)

Gunnar Borgstrom is the leader of a vicious band called the Commancheros. They burn houses, kill people and steal anything of value. When the Commancheros get to Nevada, Gunnar decides to visit his relatives, the Cartwrights.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Which Way'd They Go? (s5, ep25)

The notoriously lazy Jackman brothers discover their mortgage has been foreclosed.

Series finale!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Old Tony (s5, ep26)

Mark and his girlfriend, Laurie, discover that an old hermit is very lonely.

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4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Mary Ellen Thomas Story (s2, ep12)

Mary Ellen is an orphan traveling west to join family; members of the train reject her due to her surly disposition. Her only friend is Sally Mayhew, another girl traveling west with her family dying of consumption.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Fools (s3, ep17)

A man is injured when his chimney explodes. A brash young intern at Rampart thinks he knows more than the paramedics and makes a near-fatal diagnosis of a heart patient; Dr. Brackett send him on a ride-along with Squad 51. A girl gets her hand stuck in a mailbox. Johnny and Roy must rescue a heart attack victim trapped on an oil refinery tower in the midst of an explosive fire.

It's Christmas in Korea and Hawkeye writes home to his dad.

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6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad (s1, ep12)

Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa to help a wounded soldier.

Father Mulcahy writes to his sister about another Christmas at the 4077th.

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6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sis (s7, ep14)

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

No Laughing Matter (s9, ep13)

Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Oh, How We Danced (s9, ep14)

Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ball, The (s1, ep12)

Ray begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.

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9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want For Christmas (s2, ep12)

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife.

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10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Prisoner's Prisoner (s1, ep6)

A British commando gives Hogan the assignment he failed at: blow up an ammo dump. Once done, Hogan uses a German general to find out where he is planning to attack.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Kommandant Gertrude (s6, ep21)

Hogan must get a U.S. general out of Stalag 13, while Klink plans to move the camp's fence line and Gertrude arrives with her fiancé.

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11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Mrs. Wiggins / Harry's Mirage And Grill

Mrs. Wiggins, just before Christmas, Mr. Tudball conducts a fire drill to keep the insurance company appeased. Then, in Harry's Mirage and Grill, Harvey and Tim find a desert oasis with a beautiful woman -- or is it just a mirage?

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Negligent Nymph (s1, ep12)

Mason and Paul Drake are on a fishing trip when they spot a young woman being pursued by vicious guard dogs on an island estate. After the two men pull her from the ocean, it is discovered that in her possession is a note intended for her employer, accusing him of killing his rich uncle.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A World Of His Own (s1, ep36)

A playwright has the ability to make his characters literally come to life.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Nothing Ever Happens In Linvale (s2, ep)

An eye-catching widow tries to convince an incredulous police officer that her neighbor murdered his partner.

2:05am

Mannix

Then The Drink Takes The Man (s1, ep4)

Mannix investigates why a man who is against the evils of drink is spending a load of cash and time at an alcoholic retreat in Mexico.

3:05am

Cannon

Nobody Beats The House (s2, ep13)

Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Counterfall (s3, ep16)

An escaped convict asks Barnaby to help him prove he didn't kill a judge.

5:00am

Dragnet

Vice - Dr-30 (s3, ep22)

Posing as orange growers, Friday and Gannon attempt to bust a gambling operation.

5:30am

Dragnet

Forgery - Dr-33 (s3, ep23)

Gary Crosby plays a hippie whose wife has been persuaded—by other hippies—to pass bad checks.

6:00am

Adam-12

Suicide (s7, ep19)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for a traveling business man driving a green pinto, who called his wife in Nebraska and told her he was going to commit suicide at 2 PM. Meanwhile, they search for a woman who abandoned her newborn baby in a garbage can, and get a tip from an elderly woman about a group of car strippers.

6:30am

Adam-12

Operation Action (s7, ep20)

On his way to an auto mechanic, Malloy is ambushed and kidnapped by a group of drug runners who plan to use him to secure the release of one of their associates.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Goof Housekeeping

"Bill and Toony try to follow a Good Housekeeping Book from 1947."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally The Businessman

"Wally gets a job selling Igloo ice cream and quickly finds himself giving credit to everyone, including Eddie. However, as the day approaches that his money is to be collected, Wally scrambles to get those who owe him money, to pay up."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Ivanhoe (s3, ep36)

Assigned to read one more book before the end of the school year, Ward suggests Ivanhoe, and Beaver reads it and takes the ideas of knighthood and chivalry to heart. He begins defending girls and begins charging his friends to make them knights.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Larcenous Lady (s4, ep12)

A mayor's political career is jeopardized when his conniving wife goes too far.

10:00am

Matlock

The Capital Offense (s8, ep)

Matlock continues his five-year struggle to save a con artist from the electric chair.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Frenzied Affair (s6, ep4)

Althea places herself in harm’s way trying to help one of her students, a disturbed and violent young man; after he is implicated in a murder case.

Series premiere!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Foundling (s1, ep1)

The family takes in a deaf girl who was abandoned by her mother.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Hammerhead (s10, ep14)

When a wealthy gambler comes to Dodge to buy horses, rival traders race to demonstrate the speed of their steeds.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Trail Gang (s2, ep11)

Ben and Hoss hire a new trail gang to take cattle back to Nevada. They also hire a young drifter named Sam Jackson. Brazis, the leader of the trail gang, recognizes Jackson but keeps it a secret.

Series premiere!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sharpshooter (s1, ep1)

Lucas McCain and his son, Mark, arrive in North Fork, New Mexico. Looking to start a new life, they come across a ranch that is to their liking, which is for sale. Lucas enters a Turkey Shoot in hopes of winning the down payment for the ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Home Ranch

"Two hired hands of a wealthy cattleman, who has been using the ranch for grazing his cattle, demand that Lucas move out. When Lucas refuses, he is beaten and dragged and then the ranch house is burned down."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Race Town Story (s8, ep4)

"Bill accompanies Barnaby to Sam Race's tent city of "entertainers", where a girl from the train that Barnaby likes has taken a job, not as a singer, as she had thought, but as a saloon girl. Bill hopes to keep Barnaby out of trouble with the gambling and con games Race runs, but trouble and humiliation is just what they both find."

5:00pm

Emergency!

How Green Was My Thumb? (s3, ep18)

Roy and John rescue a man who swallowed his partial dental plate. Roy takes care of a young woman's plants while she is in the hospital. A young girl's religious parents prevent necessary treatment. The station responds to a fire in a winery, and Dr. Brackett and the paramedics perform backyard surgery on a man with an unexploded grenade in his abdomen.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottoms Up (s9, ep15)

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Red/white Blues (s9, ep16)

Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's Birth (s5, ep25)

Ray realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Angry Family, The (s6, ep1)

The bickering between Ray, Debra, and his parents is having an effect on Michael.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Double Life (s6, ep22)

When Hogan is identified as a saboteur, he impersonates a German officer in front of the very Gestapo agent who could take him down.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Look At The Pretty Snowflakes (s6, ep23)

Hogan and his men start an avalanche to stop a Panzer division.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Anthony Newley And Dick Martin

In Singles Bar, an obnoxious and prying Carol sabotages Vicki's chance with a guy. Then, in Salute to Detective Movies, the gang parodies classic films, including "Sherlock Holmes", "The Maltese Falcon", "Sam Spade", and "Miss Marple".

See the first episode of Perry Mason that they ever filmed!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Moth-eaten Mink (s1, ep13)

Restaurateur Morey Allen, a friend of Mason and Della's, contacts Mason after his waitress, Dixie Dayton, is struck by a car while fleeing the restaurant after spotting a man stalking her.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

King Nine Will Not Return (s2, ep1)

A WWII captain finds himself in the desert, next to his crashed plane. Where is his crew? And why are futuristic jet planes flying overhead?

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Starring The Defense (s2, ep)

When his child is accused of murder, former actor Miles Crawford decides to "act" as the boy's legal representative.

2:05am

Mannix

The Falling Star (s1, ep16)

As movie starlet Anne Marion is scheduled to release her tell-all memoirs, an attempt is made on her life.

3:05am

Cannon

Hard Rock Roller Coaster

"A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dangerous Summer (s3, ep17)

A friend hires Barnaby to find his missing son.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Better Never Than Late (s3, ep16)

Kate battles rural postmasters to recover an ill-advised letter from the mail.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Betty Jo Catches The Bouquet (s3, ep17)

Tomboy Betty Jo goes looking for a husband on the premise that fate has singled her out to become the next bride in the community.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampett Look (s2, ep5)

The Clampetts are getting ready for Mrs. Fenwick and Cynthia to come to share a meal with them, hoping to give them a better life than what the Clampetts believe they are leading. Jed and Jethro head to visit the Fenwick house, still thinking the gardener’s place is their house, and after seeing the little building decide to get the Fenwicks to move into the Clampett mansion.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro's First Love (s2, ep6)

Jethro tells Jed that upon meeting the girl that is right for him he will hear music. When Jethro goes down to the bank, he runs into burlesque dancer Chickadee Laverne. As she is leaving, her hidden transistor radio begins playing music, which Jethro interprets as a sign of love.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Doing Impossikible Stunts, Axe Me Another, A Jolly Good Furlough

"Popeye tries to get a job as a movie stunt man by showing studio executives movies of some of his most daring exploits., Popeye challenges Bluto for throwing Olive Oyl into the river., Popeye's four little nephews welcome him back from the war zone with a home front defense drill that nearly wrecks him."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Heavenly Puss, Chips Off The Old Block, Mucho Mouse

"Tom arrives in heaven only to find out that in order to enter he must first go back and apologize to Jerry., A tomcat named Butch has a delivery of kittens left on his doorstep and he spends his time trying to hide the mischief making kittens from his owner., Tom, the "Olympic, U.S. and World Champion Mouse Catcher", heads to Spain to catch "El Magnifico" (Jerry)."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Woody Dines Out, Playful Pelican, Vicious Viking, Big Bite, Truant Student, Swing Your Partner, Chew-chew Baby

"Woody mistakes a taxidermist's shop for a restaurant and gets trapped by the owner!, Andy feels guilty after kicking a mother pelican off his ship, so he cares for the baby until she returns., While cutting ice blocks for an igloo, Chilly and Maxie unearth an 800-year-old frozen viking. The viking tries to eat Chilly, Smedley, and Maxie., Woody rescues his dog Duffy from a bully dogcatcher., While Windy is fishing in a river, Truant Officer Willoughby mistakes him for a large boy playing hooking from school and tries to get him back to class., Homer drags his horse out of bed to drive his buggy to the barn dance. In anger, Hank breaks up the dance and forces Homer to pull the buggy home., Woody Woodpecker pretends to be a woman so he can stay at Wally Walrus' boarding house."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Dr. Devil And Mr. Hare, Plop Goes The Weasel, Greedy For Tweety, Hare Conditioned, What's My Lion?, Of Thee I Sting, Bowery Bugs

"Taz pours ketchup on Bugs to prep him for eating, instead Bugs pretends to be bleeding and Taz has to find a doc. Bugs poses as the doctor and leads Taz down a path of painful tricks., Foggy and Br'er Dog can't stand each other, and they use the weasels in their fights. , A three way chase of Tweety, Sylvester, and the bulldog lands them in the animal hospital. , Bugs gets chased all around the department store he works at when he's told by the store official that he's being transferred to the taxidermy department to be stuffed. , When a mountain lion realizes that hunting season has started, he hides in a tourist lodge, pretending to be a stuffed lion. , A bunch of mosquitoes take lessons on how to attack a farmer. , Bugs recounts a story of how he tricked a man so much so that he jumped off a bridge. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Diva (s4, ep20)

West meets up with Gordon, who has just arrived in New Orleans with a famous Italian diva and niece of the ambassador on his arm, an escort urged by President Grant. West agrees to substitute as the lady's guardian for her appearance that evening at the opera, but the performance is interrupted when Montebello's would-be kidnappers bring down the curtain and West jumps into the fray. Discovering that several divas had recently disappeared in New Orleans, the agents must rush to unravel a plot involving the secret Order of Lucia and reveal who among their new acquaintances is playing a role on and off the stage.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Barbara Lindquist Story (s8, ep5)

"Cooper Smith is on his way to the town of Washburn to pick up long awaited mail for the wagon train when he stumbles upon a stagecoach robbery in progress. The very proper Miss Barbara Lindquist is on her way to meet her fiancé, mistakes Coop for one of the robbers and ends up forcing him to help her. Further misadventures see Coop wounded and both he and Barbara struggling to get to back to the wagon train for help. Believing his wound will end his days as a scout, Coop finds himself falling in love with Barbara and she with him. But will their love stand the test ..."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Showdown In Limbo (s2, ep27)

Sheriff Frank Sawyer thinks that all it takes is time to toughen up his young son, newly returned from the east. His attitude is likely to endanger them and Heath, too, as they travel to Stockton to deliver a notorious outlaw.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Double Entry (s10, ep15)

Brad McCain tries to take advantage of his friendship with Matt.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Savage (s2, ep12)

After Adam is wounded by Indians and left for dead, a reclusive mountain woman nurses him back to health. She is known to the Indians as While Buffalo Woman, and they believe she possesses magical powers.

Michael Landon guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

End Of A Young Gun (s1, ep3)

Lucas is forced to give refuge to Will Fulton, a young bank robber who was injured while saving Mark's life.

Paul Fix becomes North Forks newest marshal, Micah Torrence.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Marshal (s1, ep4)

Micah Torrance, a once famous lawman, is introduced as a drunken derelict who stumbles into North Fork. Micah, nursing an arm crippled in a gunfight, is hired by Lucas to help out at the ranch. Three outlaws ride into town looking for revenge against Micah.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Violent Land (s7, ep20)

Mace and Gorman the new drovers have more than cows on thier minds. Mace shows Favor a reward poster for $10,000 for a white girl captured by the Apaches. Rowdy visits the grave of his sister killed by indians, and then refuses to sell 12 head to Yuma, the Apache chief.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Statue Of San Sebastian

"Paladin agrees to capture an outlaw in return for a statue belonging to the local mission."

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Pariah (s2, ep27)

Randall learns "hate comes high" in a town whose people have hired a trio of killers to murder their fellow resident Randy Holleran, a sniveling drunkard whom Josh has promised to protect.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Calling All Curs, Oily To Bed, Some More Of Samoa, Baby Sitters Jitters, Income Tax Sappy, Brideless Groom, Oily To Rise

"Veternarians Moe, Curly and Larry find their business going to the dogs when one of their prize patients is stolen and held for ransom. , The Stooges are tramps looking for handouts. Although the boys are down and out, Curly seems to get everything he wishes for. After some trouble with a farmer, the boys come across an abandoned car, one of Curly's wishes. The car actually belongs to some con men who have just gypped the widow Jenkins out of her land. The boys wind up at the Mrs. Jenkins house just in time for a free meal. To repay Mrs. Jenkins the boys try to fix her well and instead unleash an oil geyser. Learning that Mrs. Jenkins has been swindled, the boys go to retrieve the deed before it can be recorded. They find the bad guys and after a wild fight recover the deed. The boys return the deed to Mrs. Jenkins and marry her daughters; April, May and June. , The Stooges are tree surgeons who are enlisted by a rich old man to find a mate for his rare puckerless persimmon tree. The boys sail to the tropical island of Rhum-Boogie to find the tree. When they arrive they are captured by the natives and will be eaten unless Curly marries the Chief's ugly daughter. The Stooges escape with the tree and, after a confrontation with an alligator; sail off with their prize. , The Stooges are facing eviction and decide to raise some money by becoming baby-sitters. Their first client is a women separated from her husband, who entrusts her son "Junior" to the boys' care. When the husband steals the baby, the Stooges set out to find their missing charge and return him to his mother. The boys confront the husband and find Junior, and in the process the estranged couple is re-united. , Tax cheats Moe, Larry and Shemp decide they're so good at cheating the government, that they start a business as crooked tax advisors. They become rich, but an undercover agent from the IRS gets the goods on them, and it's off to jail for the Stooges. , To inherit a fortune, voice teacher Shemp must marry before six o'clock, but no girl will accept his proposal. Finally one of his repulsive students agrees to marry him, just in the nick of time. When the rest of the prospective brides hear about the inheritance, they show up at the ceremony and a free for all ensues. Shemp marries before the deadline, but wishes he was still a free man. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Creation Of The Humanoids

"Androids help the human race by giving them android babies."

10:00pm

Batman

Hot Off The Griddle (s2, ep3)

After Catwoman opens a school for cat-burglars, the Dynamic Duo uses a fake story to draw her out, only to realize the story's writer was in league with her.

10:30pm

Batman

The Cat And The Fiddle (s2, ep4)

Catwoman attempts to steal priceless violins, but an undercover Robin interferes.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Court Martial (s1, ep20)

Captain Kirk's career is at stake when he is put on trial for the loss of a crewman during an ion storm.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Prince Albert Coat (s5, ep10)

A ten year old donates a coat for flood relief, but the coat contained his great-grandfather's life savings. Lois and Jimmy attempt to recover the coat.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Stolen Elephant (s5, ep11)

A baby elephant is stolen from the circus. Clark, Lois, and Jimmy get involved, with help from young Johnny Wilson.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Follow The Leader (s1, ep29)

John Robinson is possessed by an alien spirit. The alien forces the family to prepare to return to the spirit's home world, even if it requires he sacrifice Will to keep his secret from the rest of the family.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Death From The Past (s3, ep16)

The Seaview battles two Nazi officers left over from world war II who attempt to launch ICBMs at the allied capitol cities.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Doomsday (s2, ep21)

A rival power plots to destroy the nearby city, and the Earthlings are forced to help Inspector Kobick.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Raiders From Outer Space (s1, ep29)

Tony and Doug are at Khartoum in 1883 when the world is menaced by conquerors from outer space.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Experiment (s1, ep2)

David Vincent tries to befriend an astrophysicist who has proof that aliens are invading the planet, but a betrayal threatens everything.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

A Time Of Thirsting

"A long dry spell in the mountains affects its inhabitants. Adams and friends devise ways to conserve what water they have,until the rains return. ..but not before someone's ignorance sets the forest on fire."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Arctic Adventure

"A trip to the top of the world … above the Arctic Circle, north of Hudson Bay for a polar bear hunt and a walrus capture."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Lightning

"A mother cheetah leads her playful cubs over the vast Rhodesian veldt teaching them the ways of defense and hunting."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Day The Grizzly Disappears

"Bears read signs! They read the signs signaling the beginning of winter – within twenty-four hours of first warning, all bears have disappeared into their caves. We spend this last day with a young grizzly as he prepares for his long nap."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Porpoise

"Marlin and his crew sail the waters of the California coast in search of the porpoise of the Pacific."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lost World Of Angel Falls

"Marlin and Stan fly into the remote interior of Venezuela to a jutting plateau whose sheer cliff echoes the perpetual thunder of Angel Falls. It is a region so remote that it has often been called the Lost World."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Exploring The Llanos

"In South America there are fresh water porpoises living inland in the rivers and streams. During the dry season, as the rivers recede, these porpoises may perish as the water level drops. Marlin and Jim go on an expedition to rescue the trapped llanos porpoises."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Winner (s2, ep21)

Bobby realizes he is the only Brady without a trophy, so Mike and Carol encourage him to enter numerous contests in order to win one. Among his efforts are selling magazines and a televised ice cream eating contest.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Double Parked (s2, ep22)

The neighborhood park is going to be bulldozed so the new court house can be built, prompting the Brady family to go all out to try to save the park. But it's Mike's firm that's in charge of the construction.

11:00am

MeTV Presents: A Very Special Sunday

Happy Days 30th Anniversary Reunion

"Castmembers reunite to celebrate the hit series."

1:00pm

MeTV Presents: A Very Special Sunday

The Andy Griffith Show Reunion

"Cast members from "The Andy Griffith Show" gather to reminisce about the classic 1960s TV series."

2:00pm

MeTV Presents: A Very Special Sunday

I Love Lucy: 50th Anniversary Special

"Celebrities celebrate the legacy of "Lucy!""

4:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

First Six Years, The (hour)

"An hour of the best moments of "Everybody Loves Raymond"'s first six years, with interviews from celebrities about why they love the show and how they can relate to the characters."

5:00pm

All in the Family

200th Episode Celebration Of All In The Family, The (s9, ep22)

Norman Lear hosts an affectionate look at the high points of his ground-breaking TV series.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Betty Boop- Janet Ellis

"Janet Ellis first met and bonded with her husband Len over her collection of Betty Boop memorabilia. Now Len is Janet’s co-collector and a Betty Boop expert in his own right – in fact, he literally wrote the book on Betty collectibles. Lisa joins the couple in the shrine to the classic cartoon character they've built in their home. They share with us such 1930s rarities as an unlicensed bowl featuring both Betty and Mickey Mouse, and a gorgeously preserved wooden figure that is the very first Betty Boop doll. Also on hand is toy treasure hunter Joel Magee, who sets a value on Janet and Len’s entire collection – then tries to lure them into a trade for a beautiful one-of-a-kind modern Betty Boop item. And if that doesn’t have Janet and Len’s head spinning, there’s also a video greeting from the family of Betty Boop’s legendary creator, Max Fleisher."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie Gets The Business (part 1) (s8, ep1)

When Kelsey finally decides to sell his bar, nothing will stop Archie from getting it--even if it means forging Edith's signature against her will.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Gets The Business (part 2) (s8, ep2)

Edith is upset when she discovers Archie has forged her signature to get the bar. But Mike will influence Mrs. Bunker to change her mind.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Cousin Liz (s8, ep3)

When Cousin Liz dies, Edith and Archie learn more about her than they ever thought. When a roomate of Liz, Veronica, comes out of the closet to Edith, she also admits that she was more than just roomates with Liz.

9:30pm

All in the Family

New Year's Wedding (s6, ep16)

Mike continues to make decisions without consulting Gloria.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Roll! (s6, ep2)

Ray and Debra sit down to play "Sensuoopoly."

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Odd Man Out (s6, ep3)

Frank forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

I Am My Brother's Keeper: Part 1 (s1, ep27)

Rob's shy brother experiences a strange change when he falls asleep.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Sleeping Brother: Part 2 (s1, ep28)

Rob wants his brother to try out for "The Alan Brady Show", but can he be funny and awake?

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Mama Loves Mambo (s4, ep23)

A new neighbor wears out his welcome teaching good manners and the mambo.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Man In The Bottle (s2, ep2)

A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Cadaver (s1, ep)

A medical undergraduate tries to get his roommate off the bottle by making him believe he killed a young woman while in a drunken trance.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Nerves (s6, ep12)

Wendell Hayes, the brother of an imprisoned Syndicate enforcer, has stolen a canister of nerve gas and threatens to use it if his brother, Cayman, isn't freed—the IMF must stop him and recover the gas.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The Good Guys And The Bad Guys (s3, ep13)

In the small town of Drover City, Montana, Kimble stumbles onto the annual "vigilante roundup," a carnival of sorts where locals "hunt" down anybody not wearing Western cowboy clothing. After being "lassoed" literally, Kimble is held "prisoner" in the loc

4:00am

Harry O

Ballinger's Choice

"Illicit romance leads to murder as Harry Orwell follows the trail of a married publisher having an affair with a 16-year-old girl."

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-32 (s3, ep24)

A girl's life hangs in the balance as the detectives search for the dog that bit her.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-35 (s3, ep25)

An infant girl is found in a garbage can; Joe and Bill use the child's blanket to track down the mother.

Mark Harmon guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Gus Corbin (s7, ep21)

Malloy is asked to fill in for Sgt. MacDonald, leaving Reed to partner with a young probationary officer who lets his judgment be clouded by his constant need to prove himself. On patrol, they search for a purse snatcher inside a church, encounter a burglary in progress at a closed pharmaceutical company and search for an armed robbery suspect in a lumber yard.

6:30am

Adam-12

Dana Hall (s7, ep22)

As Malloy continues his fill-in assignment for Sgt. MacDonald, Reed is paired with the department's first female officer, which presents both of them with a series of unique challenges. On patrol, they detain an underage drunk driver with a dismissive mother, search a parking garage for car strippers and help round up a large group of young people causing trouble outside a rock concert.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Buggin' Out

"Toony tries to cure Bill's fear of insects with the help of live tarantula."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Team (s3, ep39)

While coaching Beaver's football team, Wally makes up a secret play and Beaver just happens to mention it to Penny who inadvertently passes it on to the opposing team.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Won't Eat (s4, ep1)

Beaver is determined not to eat brussels sprouts and adamantly refuses to eat them when June serves them for dinner. In order to go to a football game, Ward makes Beaver promise that he will eat brussels sprouts the next time they are served. Beaver quickly finds himself confronted with the "deadly" vegetables when the Cleavers go out to eat at a posh restaurant.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Envious Editor (s4, ep13)

Slimy publishing tycoon Donald Fletcher buys controlling interest in a respectable but financially troubled publishing house. Fletcher turns things upside down by turning the publications into scandal sheets featuring photographs of scantily clad women.

10:00am

Matlock

The Haunted: Part 1 (s8, ep)

While Cliff investigates a suit of medical malpractice and ends up getting more involved than he should with his client, Matlock investigates the case of the mysterious Rod Greenwood, who happens to bear an eerie resemblance to a dead businessman.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Cocoon: Part 1 (s1, ep1)

Steve McGarrett, head of Hawaii Five-O, investigates the death of a close friend who seems to have drowned. Only when he digs deeper does McGarrett discover the chilling truth of the matter.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Carnival (s1, ep2)

Four carnival performers are stranded after the carnival leaves Walton's Mountain, so they stay with the Waltons while they try to get back home.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Run, Sheep, Run (s10, ep16)

A man causes trouble for a young couple when he buys a ranch from them but refuses to pay for a year.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Silent Thunder (s2, ep13)

Captivated by the pretty, deaf-mute daughter of a reclusive mountain man, Little Joe teaches her sign language. Thrilled with her newfound ability to communicate, Annie mistakes her gratitude to Little Joe for love, much to the chagrin of Albie, who is determined to have her for his own.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Brother-in-law (s1, ep5)

Mark's uncle, Johnny Gibb, a big-time rodeo rider, comes to visit. While Mark idolizes his uncle, Lucas discovers that Johnny is on the run from the law for an Express Office robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Eight Hours To Die (s1, ep6)

Judge Burton seeks "justice" against the hangman who hanged his son; the judge who sentenced his son; and Lucas, the man who caught his son. When Judge Burton discovers that Lucas has a son, he decides that the best way to serve justice is an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a son for a son.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Brian Conlin Story (s8, ep6)

"Brian Conlin walks into Hale's camp, delirious and dehydrated. After he recovers, he leads Coop to his group of Irish immigrants, whose wagons have broken down, and Hale invites them to join the wagon train. However, having been repeatedly turned away from place after place, most members of Conlin's group are slow to trust anyone or accept help."

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Hard Hours (s3, ep19)

Dr. Early is diagnosed with a heart condition and undergoes a bypass. A pro football player is embarrassed to admit that his son tackled him too hard. The firemen rescue a boy trapped in his homemade rocket, a woman with her toe stuck in a bathtub faucet and an electrocution victim.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Rumor At The Top (s10, ep3)

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Ring (s6, ep4)

Debra decides to take matters into her own hands when Ray loses his ring.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie's Sculpture (s6, ep5)

Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with a sculpture she made.

Series finale!

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Rockets Or Romance (s6, ep24)

Hogan becomes the partner of a beautiful underground agent when he and his men team up with the underground to destroy a guided missile battery.

Series premiere!

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Informer (s1, ep1)

Lieutenant Carter enters the camp and Hogan discovers a spy among his men.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In Monkey Man, Tim is bitten by a chimp and acts like a monkey in front of his fiance's father. Then, in The Ad Men, Tim's old boss tries to woo him back to his old job, angering his current boss.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Baited Hook (s1, ep14)

Robert Dawson confronts Albert Tydings, his partner, about $80,000 missing from Carol Stanley's trust account. Tydings admits he embezzled the money and blackmails Dawson into keeping quiet.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room (s2, ep3)

Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Dividing Wall (s2, ep)

A break-in gang's newest heist may be their last: the booty contains a radioactive capsule.

2:05am

Mannix

License To Kill—limit Three People (s1, ep8)

Mannix is hired when a sniper begins killing citizens, the prime suspect being an escaped mental patient.

3:05am

Cannon

The Dead Samaritan (s2, ep15)

Mrs. Manning, a former policewoman, hires Cannon when her husband becomes the victim of blackmailers. The man is an electrician specialized in wiretapping. Three criminals find that the electrician has recorded one of his conversations.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Image Of Evil (s3, ep18)

A film director arranges for the death of his leading man.

5:00am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-36 (s3, ep26)

Friday and Gannon track down a department store employee who stole $100,000 worth of merchandise in six months.

5:30am

Dragnet

Intelligence - Dr-34 (s3, ep27)

The detectives search out the suppliers of stolen arms for paramilitary groups.

6:00am

Adam-12

Something Worth Dying For: Part 1 (s7, ep23)

After a well known hype is released because of a lack of probable cause, Reed decides to temporarily join the narcotics squad to hone his skills. The demands of the assignment quickly take their toll on him personally, and his worst fears are realized when Malloy assists in a narcotics bust.

Series Finale!

6:30am

Adam-12

Something Worth Dying For: Part 2 (s7, ep24)

Malloy recovers from his gunshot wound and returns to patrol with Reed, where they investigate a suspicious burglary call at a school for women, and confront a pair of armed intruders in a warehouse full of mannequins. Meanwhile, Reed contemplates taking the investigator's exam as he prepares to give a speech in acceptance of the medal of valor for saving Malloy's life.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Model Behavior

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's House Guest (s4, ep2)

A friend Beaver made at summer camp, Chopper, stays with the Cleavers for the weekend. Beaver is quickly introduced to Chopper's unusual life; he is the son of parents who have been married and divorced many times.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Becomes A Hero (s4, ep3)

While Beaver and Wally are fishing an abandoned canoe floats up and they responsibly return it to the owner, whose name had been carved in the paddle. However, after telling his friends the story, they adjust it to make it sound as if Beaver had saved a girl from drowning.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Resolute Reformer (s4, ep14)

Mason represents a citizen's group in hearings on a proposed aqueduct to be named after county engineer William Harper Caine. He gets a stop-work order until a section of the proposed location can be checked for an underground spring.

10:00am

Matlock

The Haunted: Part 2 (s8, ep)

While Cliff investigates a suit of medical malpractice and ends up getting more involved than he should with his client, Matlock investigates the case of the mysterious Rod Greenwood, who happens to bear an eerie resemblance to a dead businessman.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Cocoon: Part 2 (s1, ep2)

McGarrett learns about the assassination campaign against U.S. agents. U.S. intelligence asks him to act as bait. McGarrett cooperates in the fanciful and dangerous attempt to provide false information to Chinese agent Wo Fat.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Calf (s1, ep3)

The children are upset when their father sells a newborn

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Deputy Festus (s10, ep17)

Festus, now Matt's deputy, learns that the drunken trappers he put in jail are his cousins.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Ape (s2, ep14)

Hoss decides to help Arnie, a man who has never learned to control his great strength. Things seem to be working out until Arnie falls for a saloon girl. Hoss realizes that he is facing an uphill battle to help Arnie lead the kind of life that he has always wanted.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Duel Of Honor (s1, ep7)

When an Italian count arrives in North Fork, his strange attire attracts the attention of Groder, a town bully. Groder, trying to have fun with this stranger, destroys some of the count's currency, mocks him and tries to humiliate him. Eventually the count challenges Groder to a duel.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Safe Guard (s1, ep8)

Floyd Doniger comes to North Fork, looking to start a new life. He's got a steady job as the guard at the new bank and he's entertaining ideas of settling down on a spread of his own.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Alice Whitetree Story (s8, ep7)

"Coop falls for a young half-Indian woman wandering alone in the wilderness. He brings her to the wagon train, where Hale discovers she is a survivor of a tribe totally massacred ten years earlier. A sheriff says she has killed two people."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Floor Brigade (s3, ep20)

John and Roy consider going into the floor cleaning business on the side. A hermit is trapped in his cave home. Dr. Morton treats a famous singer. John is injured on a high rescue, and the station battles a chemical warehouse fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (s10, ep4)

Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Wheelers And Dealers (s10, ep5)

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown (s10, ep6)

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead (s10, ep10)

While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank Goes Downstairs (s6, ep6)

After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Jealous Robert (s6, ep7)

Ray urges Debra and Marie to mind their own business.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hold That Tiger (s1, ep2)

The POWs smuggle a tiger tank, about which Klink has been boasting, into camp in order to photograph and study it.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Kommandant Of The Year (s1, ep3)

Stalag 13 is named one of the top 10 prison camps in Germany, but it's just a distraction for Hogan and his men to destroy a secret rocket bomb.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Paul Sand

In After the Wedding, Carol's husband becomes jealous when she kisses another man goodbye. Then, in Energy Crisis Blackouts, everyone's life is complicated when the electricity stops. Finally, in Wedding Plans, divorcees discuss their future wedding plans, only to discover they may still love their old spouse.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fan-dancer's Horse (s1, ep15)

After witnessing an automobile accident, Mason comes to represent the driver of the vehicle, an exotic dancer charged with murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Thing About Machines (s2, ep4)

A writer feels that the machines in his house are conspiring against him.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Goodbye, George (s2, ep)

A motion picture star receives a surprising stopover from her ex-convict companion, whom she thought was dead.

2:05am

Mannix

Deadfall: Part 1 (s1, ep18)

Intertect is accused of stealing plans and a formula to create a laser ray, forcing Mannix and Lew Wickersham into a deadly feud.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Of A Stone Seahorse (s2, ep16)

A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Fantasy Of Fear (s3, ep19)

A series of strange events lead the victim of a nervous-breakdown to the edge of a relapse.

5:00am

Dragnet

Personnel - The Shooting (s4, ep1)

The problems of policemen's wives.

5:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - The Student (s4, ep2)

The police go after a college student who has turned to murder.

Series premiere!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 1 -- The Impossible Mission (s1, ep1)

Malloy plans to resign at the end of shift due to the death of his previous partner but is assigned a rookie partner, Reed. Malloy decides the green Reed is worthy of his effort to train him, leading Malloy to stay on the job.

Cloris Leachman guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 141 -- The Color Tv Bandit (s1, ep2)

Malloy and Reed learn of a serial home burglar stealing color TVs. They stumble upon the suspect's car with unusual results. Also, Reed must come to terms with his anger over a drug using mother that endangered her children to score dope.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

2025 Rewind

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally The Lifeguard

"Wally is all set to begin his job as a lifeguard but is let down when he learns that had been a mistake and he's not old enough to fill the position, so instead he is hired to sell candy and hot dogs."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Freckles (s4, ep5)

When Clarence gets fed up with Beaver calling him Lumpy, he gives Beaver a new nickname, Freckles. This leads Beaver to become self-conscious about his freckles and takes steps to try to remove them.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fickle Fortune (s4, ep15)

Ralph Duncan is a civil servant whose job is to inventory the estates of wealthy decedants. One day, he returns home with $153,000 worth of old greenbacks he discovered while going through a recently deceased old woman's home.

10:00am

Matlock

The Conspiracy (s8, ep)

Matlock defends a lawyer accused of murdering an associate who'd accused him of botching a lawsuit involving toxic waste polluters.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Full Fathom Five (s1, ep3)

Rich widows from the mainland are turning up missing soon after visiting the Hawaiian Islands. McGarrett suspects that a single person or group is behind the disappearances. Thus, Five-O sends a policewoman undercover on a cruise as bait.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Hunt (s1, ep4)

John-Boy goes on his first turkey hunt with his father and two of his friends

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

One Killer On Ice (s10, ep18)

Two bounty hunters talk Matt into protecting them and their prisoner from ambush.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Blood Line (s2, ep15)

The son of Luke Grayson wants revenge when he discovers that Ben Cartwright killed his father, even though it was in self-defense. Despite this, Ben and Hoss are determined to help the young man find a new life for himself.

Dan Blocker guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sister (s1, ep9)

Rebecca Snipe is returning to North Fork after a long visit away. Upon her arrival, Mark is smitten with her and gets it in his head to play matchmaker between her and his pa.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

New Orleans Menace (s1, ep10)

Tiffauges, a wealthy and sadistic Frenchman who is used to getting whatever he wants, decides he wishes to purchase the McCain Ranch. Tiffauges' lead man, Xavier, proclaims Lucas to be muy macho, and does not believe Lucas will give in so easily.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

Those Who Stay Behind (s8, ep8)

"Hale is unable to take everybody on the next phase and has to turn down some of those applying. One is Ben Campbell, an ex-convict who is being hunted by his escaped former partner, who believes Ben turned him in to the law among others."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Propinquity (s3, ep21)

Roy spends the night at John's place while his house is being fumigated, which is one night too many. A woman is trapped inside a car while it burns around her; the ambulance carrying Roy and the victim is hit by a car. A man having a heart attack refuses to leave a poker game unless John agrees to play out the man's hand. An explosion at an abandoned refinery injures several workers.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgment: Part 1 (s10, ep7)

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgment: Part 2 (s10, ep8)

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

The 200th episode of M*A*S*H

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A War For All Seasons (s9, ep6)

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Birthday Girls (s10, ep11)

Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

It's Supposed To Be Fun (s6, ep8)

Ray is mortified when Geoff has trouble getting the hang of the game.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Raybert (s6, ep10)

Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray Barone's sports column.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Late Inspector General (s1, ep4)

A visiting general upsets plans to blow up a train.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Flight Of The Valkyrie (s1, ep5)

Because of all the "funny business" going on, Klink brings in Colonel Crittendon to replace Hogan as officer in charge of POWs. His arrival louses up plans to help a German baroness escape to England.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest James Coco

In Parkay Margarine, Carol fights with a container of margarine. Then, in One Way Ticket, a parody of "An Affair to Remember", a dying woman falls for a death-row inmate, and they plan to meet in Tijuana on New Year's Eve.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Demure Defendant (s1, ep16)

Nadine Marshall lives with her Uncle Martin and Captain Hugo. She comes home excited one day with the news of her engagement to John Locke. When she tells her uncle, he shows her disquieting papers about her family.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Howling Man (s2, ep5)

A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

How To Get Rid Of Your Wife (s2, ep)

A submissive gentleman and his shrewish wife put together separate plans to murder each other.

2:05am

Mannix

Deadfall: Part 2 (s1, ep19)

Mannix is fired from Intertect while his boss suffers from a medically induced psychosis, causing Joe to use desperate measures to crack the case and save Wickersham's life.

3:05am

Cannon

Moving Target (s2, ep17)

A murderer believes there's no other way out than putting the blame of a crime he committed on his sister, a retarded girl.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Doomed Alibi (s3, ep20)

An actor-turned-business frames his double for the murder of his partner.

5:00am

Dragnet

S.i.u. - The Ring (s4, ep3)

Friday and Gannon recruit a woman cop to nab a burglar.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Medical (s4, ep4)

Friday and Gannon investigate cases in a hospital emergency ward.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 131 -- Reed, The Dicks Have Their Job And We Have Ours (s1, ep4)

Malloy teaches raw rookie Reed about the job that detectives play when a murder scene must be secured and turned over. Reed learns to be content with his role and responsibilities in a uniformed radio car when they arrest fleeing fugitives.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 11 -- It's Just A Little Dent, Isn't It? (s1, ep3)

Reed dents the fender of the patrol car while putting gas in it and frets the entire shift about the impact of it on his career. Meanwhile they deal with a man who wants revenge against a woman who testified against his son.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Palm Springs Paradise

"Toony and Bill visit the retro resorts and other sites of the Coachella Valley."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Big Contest (s4, ep6)

Constantly entering contests, Beaver's latest one has him selling raffle tickets in hopes of winning a prize. Surprisingly, he does indeed win third prize and the prize is a $3,500 sports car. However, his dreams are dashed when Eddie's premonition comes true, Ward breaks the news that Beaver can't keep the car.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Miss Lander's Fiancee

"While doing some yard work for Miss Landers, Beaver and Whitey witness their favorite teacher in the midst of a gentleman caller, which makes Beaver a bit jealous. However, Beaver gets sick to his stomach when he discovers Miss Landers is engaged to be married and the man he saw was her fiance."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Waylaid Wolf (s4, ep16)

Womanizing playboy Loring Lamont has his sights set on Arlene Ferris, his father's shapely secretary. He lures her to his beachfront bachelor pad with seduction on his mind. Arlene slaps the rotter and flees taking Loring's car back into town.

10:00am

Matlock

Matlock's Bad, Bad, Bad Dream (s8, ep)

Matlock dreams that he, Leanne, Billy and Cliff are in 1932 and are involved with the murder of a sax player.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Strangers In Our Own Land (s1, ep4)

While investigating the assassination of a native Hawaiian official, McGarrett learns that some fellow Hawaiians resented the victim's pro-development policies.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Typewriter (s1, ep5)

John-Boy borrows an antique typewriter from the Baldwin sisters so he can submit a proper manuscript to a magazine

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Chief Joseph (s10, ep19)

A desperately ill chief causes tension when he lodges in the Dodge House.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Courtship (s2, ep16)

Hoss finds himself falling in love with widow Helen Layton and intends to marry her, unaware of her true nature.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Apprentice Sheriff (s1, ep11)

Dan Willard is filling in as temporary marshal while Micah is away. Some Texas cowhands are in North Fork looking for some fun and relaxation, but Dan keeps coming down hard on them.

Vic Morrow guest stars!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Angry Gun (s1, ep13)

Lucas and Mark, returning from selling their herd, share the stagecoach trip with a Marshal and his prisoner, Johnny Cotton. Johnny's gang arrives to free their partner and steal the contents of the stage's strongbox, as well as Lucas' money and rifle.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Nancy Styles Story (s8, ep9)

"Spoiled Nancy Styles, claiming to be the daughter of the owner of the company that owns the wagon train, is determined to get to Denver by forcing her way onto it and then Hale makes it clear he plans to bypass the city due to early snow."

5:00pm

Emergency!

Inventions (s3, ep22)

The firemen enter a contest to invent new firefighting tools. The paramedics handle victims of possible radiation poisoning. A comatose man is suffering from a mysterious ailment. A woman’s overweight son is wedged in her living room ceiling. The firemen respond to a leak at a chemical plant.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Blood And Guts (s10, ep12)

Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

A Holy Mess (s10, ep13)

An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Tooth Shall Set You Free (s10, ep14)

Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Pressure Points (s10, ep15)

Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Kicker, The (s6, ep11)

Frank catches a football from a record setting field goal.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tissues (s6, ep13)

Debra agrees to let Ray be more involved in the daily decision making.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

German Bridge Is Falling Down (s1, ep7)

The heroes plan to blow up a bridge near camp when a bomber raid fails.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Movies Are Your Best Escape (s1, ep8)

Hogan must discover what is contained within the documents of a visiting German general.

Watch the legendary sketch "The Dentist" in this memorable episode

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 2, Episode 21

"Guest Tim Conway breaks up Harvey in one of the series' all-time funniest sketches: "The Dentist." Also: jealous understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star (guest Ethel Merman.)"

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sun Bather's Diary (s1, ep17)

Arlene Dowling reports the theft of all her belongings, including a diary detailing a bank heist.

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Eye Of The Beholder (s2, ep6)

A bandaged young woman awaits the outcome of an experimental treatment that has been administered to her in a last-ditch effort to make her appear normal.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Three Wives Too Many (s2, ep)

Marion Brown takes radical action when she learns that her spouse has three wives too many.

2:05am

Mannix

You Can Get Killed Out There (s1, ep20)

Mannix's attempt to locate a stolen necklace leads him to a case of murder and fraud.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder For Murder (s2, ep18)

A writer was murdered. His latest book would deal with the biography of an industrialist. Cannon must protect the co-author and investigate the activities of the industrialist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadlier Species, The (s3, ep21)

A lawyer is killed when he finds out who's been swindling women.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - Mister (s4, ep5)

The police zero in on a rat: a forger, bigamist and thief who even robs from the blind.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Little Pusher (s4, ep6)

Friday investigates the junior high drug scene.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 91 -- You're Not The First Guy's Had The Problem (s1, ep5)

Reed's ability to focus on his job is put to the test when his close friend and fellow academy partner is critically wounded during a robbery.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 161 -- And You Want Me To Get Married! (s1, ep6)

After an evening at Jim's with his wife, Pete's girlfriend, Donna, is making marriage comments that has Pete running for cover. Mixed in with their calls is a domestic noise complaint Pete uses to support his bachelorhood.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Stuntman Bill

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie's Double Cross

"Eddie crawls through the Cleaver house spreading the news that he's going steady with Caroline Schuster, something that worries June who doesn't want Wally to get any ideas about going steady. However, Wally has other worries when he overhears Caroline saying that she's only using Eddie while her boyfriend is grounded. Leaving Wally with the decision to tell Eddie or not."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's I.q. (s4, ep9)

After learning that he's going to be taking an I.Q. test, Beaver hits the books, scared after his friends tell him that if he doesn't pass he will be sent to "dumb school."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wintry Wife (s4, ep17)

Inventor Walter Randall wants a divorce from his cold-blooded wife, Laura, in order to be with Phyllis Hudson. Laura decides to get back at Walter by blackmailing one of his assistants into building a bomb that will destroy Walter's underwater sounding invention.

10:00am

Matlock

The Defendant (s8, ep)

Leanne falls for Matlock's new client, a philanthropist accused of murdering his business partner.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Tiger By The Tail (s1, ep5)

A struggling young singer plans his own kidnapping as a publicity stunt. After his unsuspecting wealthy father offers to pay any amount of money, the singer's associates turn on him in an attempt to get the ransom.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Star (s1, ep6)

A meteorite crashes through the roof of the Baldwin sisters' "Recipe"" room

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Circus Trick (s10, ep20)

Festus' girlfriend joins a circus troupe.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Bride (s2, ep18)

A woman shows up to the Ponderosa claiming to have just married Ben. The problem is, Ben has never seen her before in his life!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Young Englishman (s1, ep12)

Lucas gets in trouble when he accuses the foreman of a neighboring ranch of rustling some of his cattle.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Gaucho (s1, ep14)

Rumson, without even saying to whom he had sold his property, left the bill of sale with the bank and moved away from North Fork. Curge, who's highest offer was upped by $1,000, is upset because Rumson sold out to a "peppergut."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Richard Bloodgood Story (s8, ep10)

"A blind man called Sangre has joined the wagon train along with his guide. He is actually Coop's boyhood blood brother Richard Bloodgood, and he openly states his plan to kill Coop. Coop gets very hostile and refuses to discuss it whenever Charlie or Barnaby ask the reason Richard wants to kill him, but they know it has to do with the death of a beautiful woman long ago."

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Screenwriter (s4, ep1)

A screenwriter spends a day observing Squad 51 at work, including a motorcycle accident, a worker suffering from exposure to chemicals, the delivery of a baby and a fire at a toy factory.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Where There's A Will, There's A War (s10, ep16)

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Promotion Commotion (s10, ep17)

Winchester, Pierce and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Heroes (s10, ep18)

Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, "Gentleman" Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Sons And Bowlers (s10, ep19)

After losing to the Marines once again, Colonel Potter wishes there was one sport the 4077th were any good at. When Klinger mentions he can bowl, the Colonel decides to have a bowling competition. Unfortunately, he and Klinger are the only two good bowlers in the camp, so BJ and Father Mulcahy are "recruited" to the team.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Snow Day (s6, ep14)

Marie reveals her true feelings for Debra.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cookies (s6, ep15)

Ray's parents' house is targeted by Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Go Light On The Heavy Water (s1, ep9)

Hogan plans to destroy a heavy water supply by convincing Klink it is a youth potion.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Top Hat, White Tie And Bomb Sight (s1, ep10)

Hogan uses Klink to contact an Allied spy after Klink bugs the prisoners' quarters.

Carl Reiner guest stars!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Carl Reiner

In Accident Prone, an accident prone Carol tries to get insurance before she's hurt. Then, in Funny Lady, a comedian can't stop cracking jokes in her marriage counseling session. Finally, in Supermarket Checker, Carol plays a slow, obnoxious checker, determined to embarrass Harvey who's on a date.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cautious Coquette (s1, ep18)

Mason navigate his way through a hornet's nest of murder, hit-and-run, secret marriage and a missing witness.

William Shatner experiences terror, this time at a lonely diner.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nick Of Time (s2, ep7)

A superstitious newlywed becomes obsessed by a penny fortune-telling machine when he and his new wife are stranded with car trouble.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Magic Shop (s2, ep)

A little boy vanishes in a magic shop, only to reappear later with supernatural powers and evil intentions.

2:05am

Mannix

Another Final Exit (aka The Box) (s1, ep21)

Bernie Farmer is mistaken as being responsible for a missing million dollars used as bait in a drug ring.

3:05am

Cannon

To Ride A Tiger

"Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Poisoned Pigeon (s3, ep22)

A pair of con artists murder a victim who's found them out.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Billie Jo's Independence Day (s3, ep18)

Billie Jo moves out from under her mother's roof and discovers that independence has its drawbacks.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Yogurt, Anyone? (s3, ep19)

High-schooler Betty Jo poses as a college coed to gain the interest of a handsome college boy.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Chickadee Returns (s2, ep7)

Jethro is still hoping to marry burlesque dancer Chickadee Laverne, and she is still hoping for a dance engagement from the Clampetts. Chickadee returns to the mansion, making Jethro very happy. However, her plan to show them her new act, Little Red Riding Hood, goes haywire thanks to a meddling raccoon.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Are Overdrawn (s2, ep8)

After seeing the pool man putting chlorine in the pool, thinking it is poison, and getting a letter they are overdrawn, the Clampetts think that they are broke and Drysdale is trying to get rid of them. However, this is all a misunderstanding, since the letter Jed got was meant for another J.D. Clampett, Jake, who is an out-of-work actor. When Jake gets Jed’s letter, he takes advantage of the notice that he has $36 million dollars, buying a new car and other things.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Cartoons Ain’t Human, You’re Not Built That Way, Wood-peckin’

"Popeye creates his own cartoon idea and casts himself as the hero and Olive as the heroine in a spoof of an old-fashioned melodrama., Pudgy the pup tries to emulate a tough bulldog, but Betty Boop sings him the error of his ways., Popeye tangles with a tough woodpecker."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Life With Tom, Papa Gets The Bird, Tops With Pops

"Tom reads Jerry's bestselling book, "Life with Tom" and experiences some flashbacks., Papa Bear, in an effort to prove he is worthwhile, decides to give Mama Bear’s pet canary a bath with disastrous results., Tom accidentally grabs Tyke, Spike the bulldog's son, when he is trying to get to Jerry."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

The Loan Stranger, Space Mouse, Sleepy Time Bear, A Lad In Bagdad, Knock Knock, Punchy Pooch, Astronut Woody

"A wolf in loan officer's clothing pursues Woody after he forgets to repay a loan., Doc tries to capture and sell Hickory and Dickory as lab mice to NASA., Chilly has to save a hibernating Maxie from a hunter trying to capture him for the zoo., When a crooked magic lamp salesman sells Woody a lamp that actually turns out to be magic, he tries to get it back., Andy and Papa try to stop Woody from pecking on their roof., Doc enters Champ in a boxing match with a kangaroo. When he hears that the kagaroo doesn't fight fair, he uses many tactics to even the scales., Woody mistakes a rocket headed for the moon for a luxury treehouse."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

The Unruly Hare, Hot Rod And Reel, Honey's Money, Rabbit Of Seville, Bartholomew Versus The Wheel, The Astroduck, Knight-mare Hare

"As a surveyor, Elmer Fudd is disturbing Bugs Bunny's peace. , The Coyote finds himself in a lot of situations where he's falling in this one. , Sam marries an ugly, mean widow for her money. , Elmer's hunting for Bugs lands them both on stage at the Hollywood Bowl. , A story about a dog named Bartholomew whose tail is run over by a scooter wheel. This experience left him mad, and spurs up a life-long pursuit of misadventures stealing wheels., Daffy takes up residence in a Mexican mansion; however, he is upset to find that his new abode is already inhabited by Speed Gonzales. So Daffy tries various methods to kick him out. , An apple falls on Bugs' hairdryer sending him back to medieval England."

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Bleak Island (s4, ep21)

West visits an eerie island to get a diamond for the National Museum.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Clay Shelby Story (s8, ep11)

"With Hawks ill and Comanches threatening to attack, an Army troop meets up with the wagon train. The Indians appear to greatly outnumber the soldiers, so to give the train hope the troop's lieutenant falsely tells Hale and Coop that there is also a relief column headed their way. Complicating matters even more, a sergeant from the troop recognizes Clay Shelby, a young man on the wagon train traveling with his pregnant wife, as a deserter from back in the Civil War whom he blames for the death of his brother."

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Lady From Mesa (s2, ep28)

Long-time Barkley cowhand Sam Williams is badly injured on guard-duty. Feeling guilty for allowing Williams on the job, Nick is determined to bring Sam’s daughter to his side. She’s a schoolteacher in Mesa, Nevada…or is she?

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Song For Dying (s10, ep21)

A carefree minstrel faces the wrath of the vengeful Lukens clan.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Spitfire (s2, ep17)

After Joe shoots and kills a man starting a fire on the Ponderosa in self-defense, the Cartwrights have their hands full protecting Joe from the dead man's vengeful clan.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Pet (s1, ep15)

Ward Haskins guns down Joe Flecker, who has evidence that could be used to blackmail him. Haskins thinks the information was given to Lucas because he brought Flecker to the doctor before he died. Stirred up by Haskins behavior, Lucas goes through Flecker's things, finding a wanted poster for Haskins in the sole of Flecker's boot.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sheridan Story (s1, ep16)

Frank Blandon, a man with only one good arm, wanders onto the ranch. Lucas gives Blandon a job to "hire him and Mark a clear conscience." General Sheridan and his patrol wander by and Lucas offers to let them stay the night at the ranch. Blandon once pulled a gun on General Sheridan; as it turns out, Blandon was a Confederate soldier who once had General Sheridan in his gun sight during the war.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Winter Soldier (s7, ep21)

An Army deserter has left stolen Army property at Favor's camp, and is intent on stealing money from a father and daughter who have recently left the drovers' camp alone.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Manhunter (s2, ep1)

Paladin is forced to kill Jimmy Dawes, wanted for murder. When he takes him back to his home town, the townspeople, the sheriff and the boy's brothers give him a hostile welcome.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Vendetta (s2, ep28)

Josh captures and returns a wanted recruit to an Army camp. The commanding officer re-instates the man and refuses to pay Randall his bounty money.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Cash And Carry, Dizzy Detectives, Violent Is The Word For Curly, Creeps, Sweet And Hot, Wham Bam Slam

"Con Men or Good Samaritans? Larry, Moe and Curly blast into the U.S. Treasury in order to get cash to help a poor girl's disabled brother. , The Stooges are carpenters who become policemen. A mysterious burglar disguised as a gorilla has the cops baffled and Mr. Dill, the head of the citizens league, threatening the police chief's job. The boys go on the case and pose as night watchmen at an antiques store. They confront the crook, who turns out to be a real gorilla owned by Dill. After defeating Dill and some other bad guys in a wild fight, the gorilla drinks some nitroglycerin and blows up. , Shemp is a sick man with a bad case of nerves. The stooge's friend Claude, a self-taught healer, tries to cure Shemp with various home- made remedies. When nothing seems to work, Claude suggests they buy his old lemon of a car so they can take Shemp on a trip to the country. The car won't start, and the trip never gets off the ground, but not to worry, Shemp is cured by all the excitement. , It's full service fun when three college professors are literally blown way by the Three Stooges when they stop at their filling station. , The stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house., Nightclub performer Larry wants Joe and his sister Tiny to join the act. The only problem is that Tiny is afraid to sing in front of people. They take her to a psychiatrist (Moe) who cures her, and the act is a success. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Blood From The Mummy's Tomb

"An archaeological expedition uncovers a coffin with an Egyptian evil awaiting."

The Penguin runs for mayor of Gotham City in this memorable episode!

10:30pm

Batman

Hizzoner The Penguin (s2, ep17)

After several heroic feats, the Penguin campaigns to be the Mayor of Gotham City. Batman realizes the only way to stop him is to run for mayor himself.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Return Of The Archons (s1, ep21)

The Enterprise encounters a seemingly peaceful civilization run by a "benevolent" being named Landru.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Mr. Zero (s5, ep12)

A little man from Mars appears. He has the unwitting power to freeze people with his finger, and criminals trick him into helping them.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Whatever Goes Up (s5, ep13)

Jimmy accidentally discovers an anti-gravity fluid, but then he can't remember the formula.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Blast Off Into Space (s2, ep1)

Dr. Smith and Will befriend an old miner named Nerim. After a series of earthquakes indicates that the planet is breaking up, Dr. Smith tries to convince them that it is merely the effects of mining, and no harm will come to the planet. John informs him that he is wrong and that the Robinson family will be departing within the day. It is a race against time to escape the crumbling planet.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Heat Monster (s3, ep17)

The Seaview battles alien heat monsters on the arctic ice cap.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

A Small War (s2, ep22)

A sadistic child discovers the Earthlings and unleashes his mechanical toys against them.

Series finale!

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Town Of Terror (s1, ep30)

Tony and Doug are propelled into the future (1978) to fight invaders siphoning off the Earth's oxygen.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Mutation (s1, ep3)

David meets a stripper who claims to have seen something strange in the desert, but a secret jeopardizes his life.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Seekers

"Before the mountain's hit by a storm,a military man,Master Sargent Monahan arrives,whom Mad Jack mistakes for an infamous being of sorts. It's up to Adams to not only prepare all for the storm but to prove the identity of the Sgt. as well."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

To Rope A Grizzly

"Marlin and Stan are invited to help capture one of the most feared animals on four legs, a livestock marauding grizzly. They plan to use the only capture method suited to the animal and the country – roping the fierce and powerful bear."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sea Lion Number Seven

"Far out in the Pacific Ocean lies a tiny island. Once every year, these barren rocks explode with life as Steller sea lions come ashore by the thousands to breed and give birth to their young. Marlin sails to the island to join a team of scientists to observe and take part in a tagging project."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Return Of The Salmon

"In the chill, glacier-fed streams of Alaska sockeye salmon are born, and follow the current to the sea. After two or three great annual circuits of the North Pacific, the call comes to return."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

In Search Of A Giant Armadillo

"Marlin and Stan journey to Guyana, South America in search of one of the world’s rarest wild animals, the giant armadillo."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Chase By Copter

"Marlin and Jim take to the air in a helicopter for two thrilling hunts over Canada…one in search of a giant moose and then in the mountains of western Canada for a mountain goat roundup."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Lion Country

"Probably the greatest of the great cats is the king of beasts … the African lion. Roaming the open savannas, its roar is a threat to all who live within its range. Its amazing physical abilities make it the most feared hunter on the African continent."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Alice's September Song (s2, ep23)

An old boyfriend of Alice's is in town and begins to wine and dine her, putting a strain on her relationship with Sam. But the old flame appears to have other intentions in mind.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Tell It Like It Is (s2, ep24)

Carol has been acting mysteriously lately and Mike and Alice can't figure out what she's up to. It's discovered that Carol is writing an article about life with the Brady family for Tomorrow's Woman Magazine.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Go Hollywood (s2, ep9)

Jake and Opal Clampett are continuing to stay at the Clampett mansion, and Elly and Jethro are more than happy to serve them. But Granny isn’t impressed by Jake at all, and isn’t even sure if Jake is related to Jed. Jethro and Elly both decide they want to get into the movie business, and the two get help from Jake and Opal. Jethro turns into a Marlon Brando-type and Elly fancies herself a glamorous movie star, taking the name Venus Adore.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Garden Party (s2, ep11)

Mrs. Drysdale is having a garden party and tells the Clampetts not to attend. However, they misunderstand and think she wants them to come. Jane and Drysdale try to stop them, but when they say how they still want to go, Jane arranges for them to have society clothes. When they arrive at the party, Mrs. Drysdale sends them back next door to handle the overflow crowd.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Gets A Paris Gown (s5, ep20)

Lucy decides to go on a hunger strike until Ricky agrees to buy her a designer dress. The plan works perfectly, even though Ethel has been smuggling food to Lucy. But when Ricky discovers what Lucy has been up to, he puts together a crazy outfit made of burlap and passes it off as a Paris original.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Glamour Girl (s4, ep10)

Wally is shocked to learn that the glamorous Kitty Bannerman is visiting Mayfield and he's afraid that she will find out that he's not the rich hot shot that he told her he was in the letters that he had sent her.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Chuckie's New Shoes (s4, ep11)

A neighbor gives Wally the responsibility of taking her son, Chuckie, down to the shoe store to pick out a pair of shoes. However, when Wally gives the job to Beaver, Beaver finds himself searching for Chuckie, who has gotten himself lost.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Hellride (s1, ep1)

Sabrina becomes a race driver while Kelly, Jill and Bosley assume unusual disguises to learn why a pretty woman driver lost control of her car and died in a flaming wreck. They discover a conspiracy that extends far beyond the track.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Hit Jennifer Hart

"When Jonathan uncovers a scandal effecting dockworkers, a hit man posing as a long lost cousin is hired to kill Jennifer."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Escape / Cinderella Girls

"With the help of Ipsy Dauphin, Gregory Udall satisfies his ego and performs the "Ultimate Escape" on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Love Boat Musical (my Ex-mom / The Show Must Go On / The Pest / My Aunt, The Worrier) (part 1)

"The crew surprises Captain Stubing with the news that they are putting on a musical revue as entertainment for the passengers, with a script co-written by Gopher and Isaac. The Captain publicly declines to play the lead role in it, but privately fantasizes about being in it and even practices for it."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

David Meinz- Vintage Fitness Fads

"Dietician and nutritionist David Meinz has collected a museum's worth of samples, advertising, and more showcasing America's decades-long love affair with quack cures and weird weight-loss schemes. Americana expert Henry Tankersley weighs in on the market value of David's wildest finds, from weight-loss cigarettes to a vitamin mixture made with alcohol, for the whole family!"

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Picture This (s10, ep20)

Potter's attempts to assemble the crew for a family portrait are thwarted by a feud between bunkmates Pierce, Hunnicutt and Winchester. Things are not helped by the efforts of Margaret, Klinger and Mulcahy to bring the Swampmen back together.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

That Darn Kid (s10, ep21)

Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Edith's 50th Birthday (part 1) (s8, ep4)

Before Edith arrives home, Gloria and Mike teaches Archie the plan for Edith 50th birthday surprise party which will be taken at 6 o'clock at the Stivics house. Edith comes back home while Archie and the Stivics leave to decorate the house for the party. A sudden knock at the door reveals a cop. Edith welcomes the policeman inside the house who claims that there's a rapist in town but he slips out that it's him. Edith is held at gunpoint and pushed on the couch. The rapist slowly strips Edith! Before it can go any longer, the phone rings. The rapist orders Edith to get rid of the caller as soon as possible. When she does, Archie knocks at the door, wondering why the hell the door is locked. The rapist hides himself in the closet and once again orders Edith to get rid of Archie. She does as quickly as possible. Still stranded in the house with the armed man, they suddenly smell something burning. It was the cake which Edith previously started to bake. They rush to the oven where the room is just smoke. When she it pulls, she tosses the hot cake in the rapist's face and rushes outside the kitchen door, but he stops her. She knees him in the groin and exits as soon as possible out of the front door and interupts the party, running into Archie's arms.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's 50th Birthday (part 2) (s8, ep5)

When Edith tells the story to the family in tears, Gloria and Mike believe she should report to the police while Archie fears Edith will be the one going to jail. Two weeks later, Edith is still ironing sheets for no reason and keeps running upstairs when someone knocks on the door. Gloria tells her dad to give her some TLC (Tender Loving Care). But while he does so, Gloria gets a call from the policemen asking her to identify the rapist. Edith is afraid, but with convincing, Archie takes Edith to the police station.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Unequal Partners (s8, ep6)

Archie must delay his weekend fishing trip with Barney when Edith announces that she has invited people from the SunShine Home to attend an elderly couple's wedding at 704 on the same day Archie planned to leave.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie's Grand Opening (s8, ep7)

On the eve of his grand opening, Harry quits Archie's bar when the bigot bosses Harry around. Helpless, Edith and the Stivics come on time and gladly decide to help out. With a great crowd, Archie faces more problems; Mike can't get the right mixes, Edith sings, the guys are after Gloria and not only that, Archie's boss at the loading docks arrive where Archie quits, upseting Edith.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lucky Suit (s6, ep16)

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Skit, The (s6, ep17)

Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of Frank and Marie.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Bad Old Days (s1, ep29)

Rob yearns for the good 'ol days... until a dream takes him back to reality.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sol And The Sponsor (s1, ep30)

Rob's old Army buddy visits and insults a big sponsor.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Please Leave The Premises (s4, ep24)

The Kramdens and the Nortons fight a rent increase, though Ralph is the only one who really wants to fight.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Trouble With Templeton (s2, ep9)

An aging actor longing for the good old days is given a sobering glimpse of the past he holds so dear.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Beyond The Sea Of Death (s2, ep)

After a failed marriage to a fortune hunter, heiress Grace Renford vows to never make the same blunder again.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Run For The Money (s6, ep13)

Syndicate members Trask and Mason control the Syndicate's illegal racing operations, with Trask ruthlessly dispatches the competition—the IMF must take them out.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The End Of The Line

"As Dr. Kimble attempts to return a wallet that he stole, he witnesses a murder and becomes the prime suspect himself."

4:00am

Harry O

Second Sight

"Harry Orwell is drawn into an extraordinary mystery when he follows a trail of murders forecast by a novelist suffering from hysterical blindness."

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Cigarette Butt (s4, ep7)

A murder victim's smoking habits help Friday track down the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Missing Person (s4, ep8)

A high school student is missing.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 71 -- I Feel Like A Fool, Malloy (s1, ep7)

It is a shift of conflicts forcing Malloy and Reed to use their wits to keep control and make the right decisions end on a low note.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 72 -- El Presidente (s1, ep8)

Malloy teases Reed about calculating the cost of a new house while their first baby is still six months away. In the meantime they settle a domestic dispute between arguing neighbors and help a taxi driver who was just robbed as well as a local man mistaken as the president by a group of rural Mexicans. Finally, they must arrest a psychotic shooter holed up in his house.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Cornhusker State

"Oh my, Omaha! Nebraska's splendor is savored by Toony and Bill."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Kenneth (s4, ep12)

While at a parent's meeting, June leans from Miss Landers that someone has been stealing in Beaver's class. So far a baseball glove, a lunch box and a baseball cap were heisted. Later, June makes a shocking discovery; she finds the stolen items under Beaver's bed. This leaves June and Ward wondering if they're raising a thief.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Accordian (s4, ep13)

An advertisement in the mail for a free tryout of an accordion has Beaver sneaking around behind Ward's back. After rescuing the flyer from the trash, Beaver sends it in and indeed gets an accordion that he quickly finds hard to hide from his parents.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Angry Dead Man (s4, ep18)

Willard Nesbitt faked his drowning death in a boating accident so his wife could collect the double indemnity life insurance money.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 1 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Samurai (s1, ep6)

McGarrett protects suspected gangster Tokura from Japanese assassins, even as he and Five-O try to find evidence linking Tokura to organized crime.

John Ritter guest stars!

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Sinner (s1, ep7)

A young preacher, Matthew Fordwick (John Ritter), comes to Walton's Mountain fresh from seminary, where he has learned the currently-popular fire and brimstone style of preaching.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Winner Take All (s10, ep22)

Matt intervenes when an intense feud between the Renner brothers reaches its breaking point.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Bank Run (s2, ep19)

Joe and Hoss get in some trouble when they "rob" the bank.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Retired Gun (s1, ep17)

Wes Carney and his wife, Clair, want to settle down and they figure North Fork might do fine. Wes is a well known gunfighter, who has promised Clair that he would hang up his guns for good. The Carney's want to live a simple, honest life and the Feed and Grain Store, which is up for sale, seems like it might work for them.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Photographer (s1, ep18)

Abel Goss, the photographer who took Lucas' wedding photograph, is in North Fork doing a portrait of Mark standing in the street. When Goss sees Col. Whiteside and his sidekick, Jamison, he recognizes them as the butchers who tortured him and others while he was captive in a Civil War prison camp.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hector Heatherton Story (s8, ep13)

"Charlie has finally found someone else who shares his dream of man being able to fly, henpecked inventor Hector Heatherton, who has been working on an idea for building a flying machine so Charlie volunteers to build a machine for Hector."

5:00pm

Emergency!

I'll Fix It (s4, ep2)

A woman's husband is trapped under their house, where a natural oil well has erupted. John tries to fix a boy's bike. A boy who wants to become a doctor is admitted to Rampart. The firemen rescue a child stuck in a pipe. Roy and John remove a ring from a young man’s finger. Roy and Capt. Stanley struggle with a shutoff valve at a burning building.

Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hey, Look Me Over (s11, ep1)

Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Foreign Affairs (s11, ep3)

The Army tries to get a North Korean pilot to defect, and Charles gets a rude shock when he falls for a French nurse with a Bohemian past.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Joker Is Wild (s11, ep4)

Tired of reminders about Trapper John's skill as a practical joker, B.J. bets Hawkeye he can prank everyone present.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Who Knew? (s11, ep5)

Hawkeye volunteers to deliver the eulogy for a dead nurse that he briefly dated, and belatedly discovers her deep feelings for him.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Breakup Tape, The (s6, ep18)

Debra wants to know why Ray saved a gift for his college girlfriend.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Talk To Your Daughter (s6, ep19)

Ray is totally unprepared for Ally's line of questions.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Happiness Is A Warm Sergeant (s1, ep11)

After Klink finds Sergeant Schultz drunk he gets a tough new replacement.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Scientist (s1, ep12)

LeBeau pretends to be a famous French scientist who is visiting camp while Hogan smuggles the real one out.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody classic kitchen products. Then, in The Oldest Man, a fast-changing actor hires the Oldest Man. Finally, in Day Shift-Night Shift, Carol and Tim pantomime as a married couple on opposite shifts.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Haunted Husband (s1, ep19)

Hitchhiking because her purse was stolen, Claire Olger is picked up by Michael Greeley. Intoxicated, he loses control of the car and collides with an oncoming truck. Arriving at the scene of the accident, the police find Claire alone in the car and the truck driver dead.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Most Unusual Camera (s2, ep10)

Small-time crooks end up with a camera that takes photos of events five minutes into the future.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Night Caller (s2, ep)

A mystifying young man and intimidating phone calls put Marcia Fowler on the edge of madness.

2:05am

Mannix

Eight To Five, Its A Miracle (s1, ep22)

Mannix is hired to investigate an alleged miracle that has been occurring on the land of a crime boss.

3:05am

Cannon

The Prisoners (s2, ep20)

Gordon Bell gets involved in a fight. When his opponent dies, Gordon is arrested and charged with murder. Cannon has to bring the truth to light . The corpulent detective soon discovers that Gordon is only a pawn in a devilish scheme.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Jeopardy For Two (s3, ep23)

Barnaby follows a double agent who's stolen a porcelain collection.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary Auto - Courtroom (s4, ep9)

The policeman's role in court is highlighted in this episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Parolee (s4, ep10)

Friday and Gannon retrace a 14-year-old investigation to determine whether charges can be brought against a man up for parole.

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