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Mortal Sin

"The seal of the confessional must be preserved as Harry O goes after a deranged killer who confessed his crimes to a priest."

4:00am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

5:00am

Adam-12

Van Nuys Division (s6, ep7)

Malloy returns from vacation sporting a mustache, but finds it difficult getting his colleagues to accept his new look. On patrol, he and Reed respond to a small plane crash by a drunkard that critically injures his young son, investigate the theft of valuable stamps from a mansion, search for a jewelry store armed robber with the aid of a talented witness, deal with a very unlucky purse snatcher and interrogate an evasive department store shoplifter with a big surprise in her purse.

5:30am

Adam-12

Training Division (s6, ep8)

While assisting in a tactics training course, Malloy and Reed meet Officer Wells' new partner, an overconfident probationary officer who seems destined to put himself and his colleagues in danger. On patrol, they deal with an unconventional bank robber, come to the aid of a motor officer who is injured during a traffic stop and investigate a credible bomb threat at a grocery store.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Hand Me Downs

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Dance Contest (s2, ep33)

Wally gets an invitation to attend a cotillion with Mary Ellen Rogers. At first he wants to turn down the invitation, but then decides to go anyway, despite the fact that Mary Ellen has signed them up to do the cha-cha in a dance contest.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Haircomb (s2, ep34)

Wally begins combing his hair a new way, which was inspired by a fad started by Eddie that has swept his school. However, June and Ward are aghast by his hairdo and June becomes determined to get Wally to change his haircomb back to his normal style.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bashful Burro (s3, ep19)

Mason arrives in the gold mining town of Placer City looking for an old prospector to subpoena for testimony. He then gets involved in a murder case when one of the participants in a barroom fight is found dead.

9:00am

Matlock

The Juror (s7, ep)

Called to jury duty, Matlock butts heads with the other jurors, who think the defendant is guilty of murder. Matlock implores them to reexamine the evidence before sentencing the man to death.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The More Things Change (s5, ep7)

A man murders his business partner and frames the man's illegitimate daughter for the crime in an attempt to gain the man's business and his wife.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Move (s9, ep8)

Ben returns home. He plans on leaving the Waltons' mill and becoming an engineer

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bently (s9, ep28)

Chester doubts a man's deathbed murder confession, so he sets out to find the real killer.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Fear Merchants (s1, ep20)

The Cartwrights are in Virginia City to celebrate the birthday of Jimmy Chang. The fun quickly vanishes when Jimmy is accused of murder and the Cartwrights have to battle a racist lawyer to prove their friend's innocence.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Skull (s4, ep14)

Lucas looks for escape after he's captured by outlaws while seeking help for an injured Mark.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Princess (s4, ep15)

The Queen-to-be of France hides out in North Fork.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Naomi Kaylor Story (s6, ep19)

"Hawks rides to the John Kaylor ranch to buy horses for the train but John just died. His widow Naomi refuses to sell the horses at the price John had promised. Naomi shows no sorrow over her husband's death, only wanting to sell the ranch."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Rip-off (s2, ep20)

Roy and John are accused of stealing money from a victim. A premature delivery and a blinded man result from a car crash. A perilous rescue involves a plane that might explode.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Change Day (s6, ep8)

Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he can get out of Korea.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Images (s6, ep9)

Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. Meanwhile, Margaret is frustrated with a new nurse who keeps getting upset at the sight of combat injuries.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The M*a*s*h Olympics (s6, ep10)

Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger tries to get out of the army by getting fat.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Grim Reaper (s6, ep11)

Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's life. Realizing Hawkeye is value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard (s4, ep7)

Debra points out how alike Ray and his annoying cousin are.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout (s4, ep8)

Ray is bewildered when Debra starts initiating sex more.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Empty Parachute (s5, ep11)

Hogan gets the Germans to look for an allied agent by planting an opened parachute in camp. This gives him the opportunity to get at the briefcase that was handcuffed to a courier.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Antique (s5, ep12)

Hogan gets Klink to open an antiques business selling "rare" cuckoo clocks, a business venture that is actually a ruse enabling the POWs to smuggle information out in the timepieces.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Ken Berry And Eydie Gorme

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Vicki disturb Harvey while he attempts to finish his taxes. Then, in Salute to RKO Studio, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Pride of the Yankees", "Notorious", "The Outlaw", and "Quasimodo".

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fanciful Frail (s9, ep24)

Things keep going from awful to good grief for poor Ethel Andrews. First she's left at the altar by her fiancee, Bruce Strickland, who also lets her take the blame for a $50,000 securities theft.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

I Shot An Arrow Into The Air (s1, ep15)

Three astronauts crash-land on what they believe to be an asteroid and have limited water supplies to sustain them.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

To Catch A Butterfly (s1, ep)

Bill and Janet Nelson are besieged by the understanding that a troubled neighborhood boy is planning to slay them.

1:05am

Mannix

Bird Of Prey: Part 1 (s8, ep18)

Mannix's client hires him to find the man who saved his son's life. The search takes him to an island near South America, and then the next link in the chain turns up dead.

2:05am

Cannon

The Island Caper (s1, ep19)

An ex-con is threatened when his safe cracking skills are needed for a theft of 1 million dollars.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Woman In Shadows (s2, ep22)

When a plastic surgeon accidentally kills his patient, he remodels his nurse to look exactly like her.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

5:00am

Adam-12

Capture (s6, ep9)

The captain has ordered top priority be given to ending a rash of burglaries in the area, and all signs point to career criminal Reno West. Meanwhile, Malloy and Reed use their creativity to neutralize a vicious guard dog at the home of an unresponsive diabetic man, investigate the theft of a jade figurine from a mansion and respond to a domestic dispute.

5:30am

Adam-12

Hollywood Division (s6, ep10)

There's a new dispatcher on today's day watch, and while Reed can't stand her voice, Malloy sees the situation much differently. On patrol, they search for a hit and run driver who left a small girl in serious condition, investigate a break-in at a synagogue, deal with a drunk woman who is searching for her daughter and become part of a SWAT team attempting to neutralize a sniper terrorizing the movie studio from which he was just fired.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Suburban Life

"Bill buys a house in the burbs, and has a shocking new neighbor, Simon Shock!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Cookie Fund (s2, ep35)

Beaver and Larry have been put in charge of the class cookie fund and are taking turns guarding the money. A new kid takes advantage of them and cons Beaver and Larry out of three dollars from the fund.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Forgotten Party (s2, ep36)

An old friend of Beaver's, David Manning, invites him to a birthday party and Beaver promises to attend, but as the week passes Beaver forgets all about it. When the day arrives, June, Ward and Wally scramble to find the Beaver, who is spending the day with Larry, wandering around town.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crying Cherub (s3, ep20)

A valuable Matisse painting is stolen from a museum. When the thief is found murdered, museum employee June Sinclair and her boyfriend, David Lambert, are charged with the crime.

9:00am

Matlock

The Fortune: Part 1 (s7, ep)

When the nephew of an eccentric millionaire is charged with his murder after the two had an argument, Matlock is hired for the defense and Cliff is sent to snoop around the millionaire's zoo for clues.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Sweet, Sweet Blues (s5, ep8)

The lyrics to a blues song recall a murder that happened 50 years earlier. The victim - Sweet's grandfather. And the only people left with the answers are the bluesman who wrote the song and a retired sheriff.

Mary Ellen finds out her deceased husband is actually alive!

11:00am

The Waltons

The Whirlwind (s9, ep9)

Jonesy arrives in town and meets Mary Ellen.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Kitty Cornered (s9, ep29)

A rival saloon owner forces Kitty into a deadly competition.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Spanish Grant (s1, ep21)

When the Cartwrights find out that some of the Ponderosa may be forfeited under the Spanish Land Grant, they decide to take legal action in order to stop it. Adam, however, takes another plan of action, which involves getting to know the beautiful heiress who is claiming the land under the grant.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Gunfire (s4, ep16)

Micah has an infamous outlaw, Charlie Gordo, in his jail waiting for the U.S. marshal from Denver to take Gordo to the Yuma prison for hanging. With the arrival of the stage, Micah finds that the lawman has been killed, and he has to look to his friends to defend the jail from Gordo's gang.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Quiet Fear (s4, ep17)

Lucas' old Army pal settles in North Fork with his deaf daughter.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Hollister John Garrison Story (s6, ep20)

"Bitter alcoholic Stevenson Drake develops a dislike for the even tempered John Hollister, a fellow Southerner, when he learns he didn't fight for the Confederacy. He also is bothered by the friendliness between his wife and Hollister."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Audit (s2, ep21)

John is audited by the IRS. A man hit on the head wants to be treated by a doctor, not the paramedics. A child is rescued from a locked car. A pregnant girl has difficulty breathing. A professional medical con man shows up at Rampart. A construction worker is trapped when part of the building his crew is working on collapses, and he wants Roy to remove his leg before the rest of the building falls.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Comrades In Arms (part 1)

"Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut."

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Comrades In Arms (part 2)

"Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. "

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Merchant Of Korea (s6, ep14)

After Charles hands B.J. $200, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he bluffs. They all win back their money and then some.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Smell Of Music (s6, ep15)

The 4077th has just ended a rough three-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to eat outside because of their unhygienic presences.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back (s4, ep10)

Ray is shocked to discover that he was left back in school.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert? (s4, ep12)

Debra raises the notion that Robert may be gay.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Is There A Traitor In The House? (s5, ep13)

Hogan plans to send information to London by using a German radio propaganda program.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

At Last, Schultz Knows Something (s5, ep14)

After Schultz is assigned to guard a secret atomic installation, Hogan must get him to spill the beans on where it is located.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests David Hartman And Paula Kelly

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a washed-up, silent film actress who goes to dinner for the first time in years. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol questions a doctor's methods to treat her sick husband. Finally, in This Is Your Lifetime, a parody of "This Is Your Life", Carol is embarrassed when she's caught on camera at the gym after gaining weight.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Unwelcome Well (s9, ep25)

Powerful and avaricious businessman Jerome Klee has made a fortune in oil and intends to make a lot more. But after crossing a business associate and his wife, he turns up dead.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Fever (s1, ep17)

When his wife wins a trip for two to Las Vegas, a man falls under the spell of a slot machine that calls his name.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Paragon (s1, ep)

John Pemberton comes up with an everlasting answer for dealing with his cruel, intrusive wife.

1:05am

Mannix

Bird Of Prey: Part 2 (s8, ep19)

Still searching for the man who saved his client's son's life, Mannix stumbles into the ugly side of politics: an assassination plot.

2:05am

Cannon

A Deadly Quiet Town (s1, ep20)

The parents of a teen girl hire Cannon when they discover a charismatic young man is trying to lure their daughter into a cult.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Image In A Cracked Mirror (s2, ep23)

A fortune hunter marries rich women and makes off with their valuables.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

5:00am

Adam-12

Northeast Division (s6, ep11)

Reed has full faith that an Explorer Scout volunteering at the station can repair his television set in time to watch 'King Kong,' but Malloy thinks he's crazy for letting a teenager work on expensive electronics. On today's patrol, they engage in a high-speed chase with a teenager on a modified dirt bike, investigate a report of a woman who may have buried her husband in their backyard, search for a female bank robber, deal with a group of women illegally protesting outside a supermarket and respond to a call of a robbery in progress at a coffee shop.

5:30am

Adam-12

If The Shoe Fits (s6, ep12)

While Reed is having his shoes fixed at the repair shop, the squeakiness of his replacement shoes is driving Malloy crazy. On patrol, they deal with a deranged homeowner destroying his own possessions, stop a cargo van whose driver misunderstands the meaning of double jeopardy, search for a young boy hiding in an industrial building about to be demolished and create a hostage situation after shooting a bank robber.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Advice For Life

"Do you need advice? Bill,Toony, and a special guest comedian are here to help."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Athlete (s2, ep37)

After getting a poor grade in gym class on his report card, Beaver becomes determined to prove to everyone that he is a good athlete, so he signs up to play baseball—where it's the boys versus the girls.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Found Money (s2, ep38)

Larry invites Beaver to the carnival and tells him that his mother will treat him. However, when Mrs. Mondello refuses to give Larry money, Larry decides to find some. So Larry throws some of his mother's money out the window and when Beaver comes over, Larry pretends as if he's found it.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Nimble Nephew (s3, ep21)

Mason is sought out by land tycoon Adam Thompson, who suspects one of his nephews of rifling the house safe. The twist? The land tycoon's next in command is found dead, after it's found out that he was the one stealing the secrets.

9:00am

Matlock

The Fortune: Part 2 (s7, ep)

When the nephew of an eccentric millionaire is charged with his murder after the two had an argument, Matlock is hired for the defense and Cliff is sent to snoop around the millionaire's zoo for clues.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Sparta Gold (s5, ep9)

A deputy provides protection for a cotton grower who is running a pot growing operation. But the deputy makes a big mistake when he wounds Bubba's girlfriend.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Tempest (s9, ep10)

Mary Ellen travels to Florida.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Promoter (s9, ep30)

An ex-farmer decides to become a fight promoter to make his fortune.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Blood On The Land (s1, ep22)

A sheepherder and his men try to drive their sheep across the Ponderosa. Ben and Adam disagree about how to stop them. Ben wants the Cartwrights to handle their own matters, but Adam wants to call in the law.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Sporting Chance (s4, ep18)

An Englishman arrives with a custom-made rifle—and a plan to kill Lucas.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

A Young Man's Fancy (s4, ep19)

The pangs of first love are painful for Mark: the object of his affections has eyes for another.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Lily Legend Story (s6, ep21)

"While riding through the desert plains, Duke and Charlie come across a sheriff as he is about to die of a heart attack and his female prisoner, Lily Legend, a childhood sweetheart of Duke who the sheriff is taking to be hanged for murder."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Frequency (s3, ep1)

When Johnny's policeman friend is injured in a car crash, the paramedics can't reach the hospital because another squad is using the biophone. A child with a mysterious malady turns out to be drunk. Roy and John assist at the hospital when the victims of a motorcycle gang war are brought in for treatment. An artist becomes trapped in his own sculpture. A father and son are trapped in a collapse at a construction site.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Patient 4077 (s6, ep16)

In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tea And Empathy (s6, ep17)

With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Your Hit Parade (s6, ep18)

With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

What's Up, Doc? (s6, ep19)

Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to Ohio.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully On The Bus (s4, ep13)

Ray and Debra learn that Ally has been bullying another child.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son (s4, ep14)

Everyone gets on Ray's case because he's doesn't go to Mass.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

How's The Weather? (s5, ep15)

Hogan throws an anniversary party for Klink so the POWs can make a weather forecast by using party balloons.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Get Fit Or Go Fight (s5, ep16)

Hogan convinces Klink to get back in shape so he won't be sent to the Russian front.

It's Weezy, Cannon and Carol!

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests William Conrad And Isabel Sanford

In Carol and Sis, Harvey mistakenly steals another man's wallet. Then, in TV Blackouts, the gang salutes TV shows, including "Sonny and Cher, "Jack LaLanne", "Password", "The Golddiggers", and "Maude".

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dead Ringer (s9, ep26)

While Mason is representing Barbara Kramer, who accuses Otis Swanson of stealing her father's intellectual property, Swanson hatches a nefarious scheme to discredit Mason and distract him from the case. Mason loses the case; however, Swanson soon turns up dead and Mason now defends Kramer.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Last Flight (s1, ep18)

A World War I flying ace flies through a mysterious cloud—and lands at a modern U.S. air base in the year 1959.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

I'll Be The Judge, I'll Be The Jury (s1, ep)

A police officer uses his partner as a lure to catch a murderer.

1:05am

Mannix

Design For Dying (s8, ep22)

A politically ambitions publisher hires Mannix to find evidence that his wife is cheating. But when Mannix has no trouble finding this evidence, he begins to question the reasons he was hired.

2:05am

Cannon

A Flight Of Hawks (s1, ep21)

A suicide by a pilot leads to the discovery of a plan by a mercenary group to launch a coup of a small African country.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Foul Play (s2, ep24)

The owner of a basketball team accidentally kills a man who intended to blackmail the team's star player.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

5:00am

Adam-12

Southwest Division (s6, ep13)

While responding to a baseless complaint against an elderly artist, Malloy decides to buy a random painting out of pity and makes Reed envious. Meanwhile, they question a man attempting to break into a gumball machine while his son looks on, get a big surprise after tracking down a suspected peeping tom, deal with a man who comes up with a creative way to avoid having his furniture repossessed and engage in a game of cat-and-mouse inside the Los Angeles Coliseum with a former football player turned suspected robber.

5:30am

Adam-12

The Sweet Smell (s6, ep14)

A clumsy elderly woman spills a large bottle of perfume in Malloy and Reed's patrol car, resulting in a most unpleasant work day. Meanwhile, a reported burglar in a church office results in a comical case of mistaken identity, a well-meaning man is accused of kidnapping his granddaughter and a young boy asks for help locating his stolen bicycle.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: 1960

"From Andy Griffith to JFK, the first year of the Sixties is celebrated!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Most Interesting Character (s2, ep39)

Miss Landers assigns Beaver's class to write a short essay about the most interesting character they know. While Judy writes about her dad, Beaver debates over whom he should write about. Beaver finally decides to write about Ward, but Beaver isn't sure if Ward is interesting enough.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Blind Date Committee (s3, ep1)

Wally becomes the chairman of the blind date committee for an upcoming dance. However, Wally quickly wants to resign from the position when he can't find anyone to go with the new girl, Jill Bartlett.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Madcap Modiste (s3, ep22)

After one of the biggest names in fashion is poisoned after embarrassing her husband on TV.

9:00am

Matlock

The Debt (s7, ep)

When Leanne's ex-husband is charged with a murder, the possible motive makes Matlock despise his former son-in-law more than ever.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

An Eye For An Eye (s5, ep10)

The father of a man Gerard prosecuted kidnaps the DA's daughter.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Carousel (s9, ep11)

When Cindy's father dies, she goes through his things and she finds adoption papers

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Trip West (s9, ep31)

A timid bank clerk goes through a surprising change in personality when he's told he only has a short time to live.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Desert Justice (s1, ep23)

U.S. Marshal Emmett Dowd arrives at the Ponderosa to take back ranch hand Dave Walker to face trial in Los Angeles. Concerned by the way Dowd treats Walker and believing the man to be innocent, Adam and Hoss go along to make sure Walker reaches Los Angeles alive.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Man From Salinas (s4, ep20)

Banker Hamilton is closing up for the day when Rudy Gray persuades him to stay open for one more transaction—a withdrawal at gunpoint.

Sammy Davis Jr. guest stars!

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Two Ounces Of Tin (s4, ep21)

Sammy Davis Jr. stars as Tip Corey, son of a man allegedly murdered in North Fork.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Sara Proctor Story (s6, ep23)

"When children's dolls are found mutilated in her possession, passengers believe that Sara Proctor is either deranged or practicing witchcraft. Hale slowly arrives at the real story after Sara confides to him and Charlie's snooping."

4:00pm

Emergency!

The Old Engine (s3, ep2)

Roy and John buy an old fire engine, and Station 51 gets a new engine. A woman overdoses on LSD and Roy tries to talk her down, leading the two paramedics on a chase to the top of a building. Brackett treats a resilient gunshot victim. A politician suffers a heart attack and the station responds to a warehouse fire.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mail Call Three (s6, ep20)

After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend.

George Lindsey guest stars!

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Temporary Duty (s6, ep21)

With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, while Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire to have Dupree permanently removed from the 4077th.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Potter's Retirement (s6, ep22)

Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson, who had been sent by a disturbed Colonel Frank Webster.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dr. Winchester And Mr. Hyde (s6, ep23)

Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy," so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo."

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo (s4, ep15)

Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tenth Anniversary, The (s4, ep16)

Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Fat Hermann, Go Home (s5, ep17)

Hogan plans to get a trainload of stolen paintings back to London, but things get complicated when Marya uses Schultz to impersonate Reich Marshall Goehring.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Softer They Fall (s5, ep18)

Kinchloe fights a German boxing champ, creating a diversion for a heist Hogan is planning.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Barby And Ben / Rancid Harvest

In Barby and Ben, a toy couple's marriage is threatened by the arrival of a G.I. doll. Then, in Rancid and Harvest, a parody of "Random Harvest", with Carol as Greer Garson, a woman who falls for a man with no memory of his past.

Raymond Burr plays a dual role in this memorable episode!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Misguided Model (s9, ep27)

After he accidentally kills his friend's attacker—and she has him dispose of the body without alerting the authorities—a guilt-stricken ex-boxer decides to report the incident to Mason.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Purple Testament (s1, ep19)

A lieutenant develops the disquieting ability to foresee which of his men will die prior to battle.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Diagnosis: Danger (s1, ep)

Health department officials try to stop an anthrax outbreak spreading through Los Angeles.

1:05am

Mannix

Search For A Dead Man (s8, ep24)

A man hires Mannix to locate a dead body. The twist is that the client is the murderer, a contract killer who wants to clean up after himself, and Mannix somehow fits into his scheme.

2:05am

Cannon

The Torch (s1, ep22)

Cannon is hired by a man who is charged with arson and murder by burning down his textile company which killed his wife who was trapped inside.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Gathering Of Thieves, A (s3, ep1)

A real-estate scam leads to four murders, including that of a professor who was not pleased with his new property.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

5:00am

Adam-12

Trouble In The Bank (s6, ep15)

While on a quiet patrol, Reed decides to spend part of his lunch break doing business at his bank while Malloy waits in the patrol car. Unfortunately, he walks into the clutches of a pair of ruthless robbers who take him hostage.

5:30am

Adam-12

North Hollywood Division (s6, ep16)

Reed volunteers to write a profile on Malloy for the LAPD's magazine to honor his 10th anniversary on the force, but soon discovers he may be in over his head. Out on patrol, an apparent gas station armed robbery gets turned on its head when they question the parties after a long chase, a man goes to extreme lengths to get his neighbor's poodle to stop barking, a woman's plan to get her husband arrested backfires and a liquor store robbery suspect barricades himself inside a house's garage after a high-speed chase.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Twin Connection

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Bath (s3, ep2)

Ward and June allow Wally to babysit Beaver one evening while they attend a party. However, things go awry when Beaver gets ready to take a bath. He accidentally lets the bathtub overflow, causing the water to leak onto the bathroom floor and into the downstairs ceiling.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

School Bus (s3, ep3)

A new school year has the bus service being extended to those students living in town. However, after not even a week, Beaver gets suspended from riding the bus after getting into a fight.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Slandered Submarine (s3, ep23)

Navy Commander Jerome Burke is assisting the police in the investigation of the murder of a cafe singer. The police believe that a sailor assigned to a Navy submarine committed the crime.

9:00am

Matlock

The Revenge (s7, ep)

When it becomes apparent that someone is trying to sully Matlock's good name, he, Cliff and Conrad begin sorting through the list of recently released convicts he put away in the past.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Littlest Victim (s5, ep11)

Lonnie makes a heartbreaking discovery about a woman he dated in high school.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Hot Rod (s9, ep12)

Jim-Bob and Jody open an auto repair place

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Scot Free (s9, ep32)

Rob Scot leaves his family and prepares to start a new life with Nora Brand—after they dispose of her husband's body.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Stranger (s1, ep24)

Ben's past catches up with him when an inspector from New Orleans arrives in Virginia City. It seems Ben is wanted for murder and must go back to face trial.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Deadly Image (s4, ep22)

On the trail Len Richards and his brother, Ab, confront a Lucas McCain look-alike, Earl Bantry and his sidekick K.C. Peters, for slaughtering one of Richards' steers. Bantry kills Ab Richards, and Len wants Micah to arrest Lucas for the murder. More problems ensue because of this "evil twin."

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Debt (s4, ep23)

Lucas and Mark stop on the way to the county fair to deliver a message to Micah, who is on the trail escorting a prisoner scheduled to be hanged. Mark and Lucas recognize the prisoner, Mr. Renolds, as someone who saved Mark's life from a snake bite a few years back.

Dennis Hopper guest stars!

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Emmett Lawton Story (s6, ep24)

"Duke Shannon stops in the town High Times and almost right away gets into a fight with, and accidentally kills, one of the gunmen who are essentially holding the town hostage. Then he finds his horse missing and ignores advise to leave."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Alley Cat (s3, ep3)

A stray cat decides to have her kittens on John's bed at the station. A family is trapped in a downed airplane. An old man gets his foot caught in a bear trap. A stage actress suffers an anxiety attack. A school develops a gas leak. Roy and John rescue the victim of a boating accident.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Major Topper (s6, ep24)

With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Commander Pierce (s7, ep1)

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Peace On Us (s7, ep2)

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Lil (s7, ep3)

Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile, Hawkeye tries to find out what B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu (s4, ep17)

Ray screws up a "Hackidu" (a la Pokemon) trade for his daughter.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good (s4, ep18)

Debra finally creates a dish that everyone likes.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Gowns By Yvette (s5, ep19)

Hogan plans to use the wedding of Burkhalter's niece to smuggle a defector out of Germany.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

One Army At A Time (s5, ep20)

Carter convinces the German he is one of them when he is captured in German uniform.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In George and Zelda, a disguised Carol and Harvey complain to the audience before the show. Then, in The Spy, a WWII bomber pilot jumps without a parachute. Finally, in The Ham Actor, a TV debut for an acting duo goes horribly wrong.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Positive Negative (s9, ep28)

A respected retired general is blackmailed into declining an offer to clean up the city of San Carlos, which is being tarnished by the operations of mobster George Emory. When Emory turns up dead, the general is the prime suspect.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Elegy (s1, ep20)

Three astronauts land on what looks like Earth 200 years before they left—only all of the people seem frozen in time.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Lonely Hours (s1, ep)

A renter shows an odd interest in her landlord's kid.

Series finale!

1:05am

Mannix

Hardball (s8, ep23)

A drug dealer and his gang take several hostages, hoping to force Mannix to locate and retrieve another gang member who betrayed them. Mannix fears someone's going to die no matter what he does.

2:05am

Cannon

Cain's Mark (s1, ep23)

Cannon is hired when a young brother of a gun manufacturer and collector vanishes from sight.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dead Man's Run (s3, ep2)

A comptroller fakes his death to avoid getting arrested for embezzling from an investment firm.

4:00am

Petticoat Junction

Betty Jo Goes To New York (s3, ep10)

A week in New York City transforms Betty Jo from a country girl into a svelte sophisticate.

4:30am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe's Successor (s3, ep11)

Homer Bedloe, archenemy of the Cannonball, returns to Hooterville in abject disgrace and poverty.

5:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly Becomes A Secretary (s1, ep35)

The Clampetts learn that some of the bank employees are sick, so the clan decides to go down to the bank and offer Drysdale some help. Drysdale is getting ready for the Bankers’ Convention, and decides to let the Clampetts take over his bank while he is away. Jed acts as the president, and Elly is the secretary. Granny goes over to Jane’s apartment to help her get well.

5:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro's Friend (s1, ep36)

A friend of Jethro’s from school, Armstrong Dueser McHugh III, comes to the mansion to visit. Armstrong is treated very delicately at his house, and his chauffeur is very worried about how the boy will be fare. At the Clampett mansion, Armstrong ends up having a really good time: eating real food, climbing trees, swimming, learning to fight and fishing.

6:00am

Popeye and Pals

Fowl Play, Little Swee’pea, Kickin’ The Congo Round

"Bluto tries to steal a parrot which Popeye has given Olive Oyl as a gift., Popeye tackles lions, bears, snakes and countless other animals chasing after Swee'pea at the zoo only to find himself the victim of an assault by Olive for scaring Swee'pea with a toy on their arrival home., Sailors Popeye and his rival Bluto are in a Latin American port, vying with each other for the attentions of Olivia Oylia, a conga-loving woman."

6:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Hatch Up Your Troubles, Dixieland Droopy, Cat Concerto

"Jerry is forced to take care of a baby woodpecker and try to avoid Tom while doing it, Droopy brings problems on himself when he keeps playing a jazz record loudly., In this Oscar winning episode, Tom plays as a concert pianist who plays beautifully, but keeps getting interrupted when Jerry is inside of the piano, making Tom hit the wrong keys."

7:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Operation Sawdust, Jolly Little Elves, Scrappy Birthday, Hot Diggity Dog, Juke Box Jamboree, St. Moritz Blitz, Belle Boys

"Buzz and Woody are friends and lumber mill workers but fight over food when the dinner bell rings, destroying the forest in the process., A poor shoemaker and his wife invite a hungry elf in to share their donuts. He rewards them by recruiting some elf workers and making their shop a success., Andy buys a hound to catch a fox and make a fox fur coat for his girlfriend's birthday present., A chef kicks Woody's dog Duffy to keep him away from the food scraps he's throwing away. This leads to a war in which Woody messes with the chef and the chef tries to make Duffy into sausage., A noisy jukebox keeps a sleepy mouse awake., Smedley has to stop Chilly from cutting ice fishing holes in a skating rink., Woody and Buzz compete for the affections of the beautiful actress Ga Ga Gazoon."

8:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

My Bunny Lies Over The Sea, Tweety And The Beanstalk, I Gopher You, Pre-hysterical Hare, Clippety Clobbered, Porky's Cafe, Wild And Wooly Hare

"In Scotland, Bugs gets into a fight with McCrory, and they decide to settle it over a game of golf. , Sylvester is up to his old tricks but this time he is in a giant world and against a giant Tweety. , The Goofy Gophers are about to harvest their ripe looking vegetables when vandals confiscate the produce and truck it off to a food-processing plant. , Running from Elmer, Bugs is wondering why there is an annual rabbit hunting season. Bugs looks back in time to 10,000 B.C. and sees that even back then there was a rabbit hunting season. , Wile E. Coyote tries to use invisible paint, rubber paint, and a rocket to try and catch the Road Runner. , Porky attempts to wait tables in his cafe while his friend, Conrad Cat, has problems cooking in the kitchen. , Only Bugs Bunny has nerve enough to stand up to Yosemite Sam in the wild west. "

9:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Sabatini Death (s4, ep17)

Jim meets with crime czar Sabatini, who asks him to travel to Calliope, MO to protect a lady and give a man called Swanson a key. Accompanied by government chemist Ned Brown, Jim travels to Calliope where an Army finance officer died after stealing half a mil. Everyone in Calliope wants the hidden loot... and someone is willing to kill to find it.

10:00am

Wagon Train

The Annie Duggan Story (s6, ep25)

"An elderly couple and then a young girl become ill with typhoid fever on the wagon train. A young servant girl has attended to them all in isolation. One of the women on the train has an idea about the cause but no one wants to listen."

11:00am

The Big Valley

Court Martial (s2, ep24)

Armed men occupy the Barkley house, bent on punishing Nick’s former general for the destruction of an innocent town during the war. Jarrod convinces them to let the general and Nick give their side of the story.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Warden (s9, ep33)

Festus protects a young Indian maiden from a farmer who bought her from her father.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Escape To Ponderosa (s1, ep25)

Adam is bushwhacked by three men, who turn out to be Army deserters. When Ben pursues them, he finds himself hindered by a Captain Bolton, who is also after the three men.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Tinhorn (s4, ep24)

A professional card player, John Keeler, has set up business in North Fork, but local Jesse Phillips claims that this tinhorn is a cheat. Lucas starts playing poker with Keeler to draw him out.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

None So Blind (s4, ep25)

Mark befriends singer-banjoist Lafayette Bly, a blind man with an acute sense of hearing—and a very strong grip.

3:00pm

Rawhide

Moment In The Sun (s7, ep17)

Marshal Shaw arrests Reed McCuller, who is known by locals as a type of Robin Hood, but in fact is a murderer and thief. He tries to use Favor's herd as cover to get out of the area, and the locals, led by his brother, are on to Shaw's plans.

4:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

24 Hours At North Fork (s1, ep36)

When a blight kills all the crops except for one farmer's, Paladin must protect him from a greedy storekeeper who wants his farm and his hired gun who has a personal grudge against Paladin.

4:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

A House Divided (s2, ep24)

Josh is hired by an attractive woman to find and clear the name of her father wrongly accused of murder. The real killer hires Jason to find the same man, too.

5:00pm

The Three Stooges

Hoi Polloi, Movie Maniacs, Matri-phony, Stone Age Romeos, Merry Mavericks, Shivering Sherlocks

"A professor bets that he can turn the Stooges into gentlemen. , The Stooges arrive in Hollywood hoping to make it in the movie business. , The Stooges witness an armed robbery and are brought in by the cops as suspects. After passing a lie detector test, the boys are freed but are now the only ones who can identify the crooks. Meanwhile, their friend Gladys has inherited a house in the country and the boys go with her to inspect it so she won't be gypped when it's sold. The house turns out to be the crook's hideout, and when they abduct Gladys, the Stooges must rescue her. , The Stooges are potters in ancient Rome during the reign of Emperor Octopus Grabus. When the emperor orders all beautiful redheaded women to be brought before him so he can select a wife, Diana, a pretty redhead, seeks refuge with the Stooges. Some soldiers find Diana's hiding place and they are all brought to the palace where the Stooges escape and try to pass of Curly as Diana, having broken the emperor's glasses. Their ruse fails and they're caught by the palace guards as they try to escape. , The Stooges hope to collect a reward by proving to a museum that cavemen still exist. They return from their expedition with a film purporting to show some stone age Stooges defending their women from other cavemen. The museum curators are about to pay they reward, until they overhear the Stooges talking about how they faked the film, with themselves playing the cavemen. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are mistaken for lawmen and manage to capture a gang of crooks. The boys then get the job of guarding some money in an old house reputed to be haunted by the ghost of an Indian Chief. The crooks escape and go after the money disguised as ghosts, but Shemp, disguised as the Indian Chief, manages to knock them out. "

7:00pm

Svengoolie

The Mummy's Tomb

"An Egyptian priest and his mummified slave arrive in America bent on avenging the desecration of their master's tomb."

9:00pm

Batman

Fine Finny Fiends (s1, ep33)

The Penguin kidnaps Alfred Pennyworth and brainwashes him to help rob the Multimillionaires' Annual Award Dinner. Later, Batman and Robin are puzzled by Alfred's behavior.

9:30pm

Batman

Batman Makes The Scene (s1, ep34)

Believing the Dynamic Duo has been finished off, the pudgy purveyor of perfidy and his finks quickly dash to establish their "alibis." Meanwhile, Batman has been able to reach the emergency tank of Batoxygen in his utility belt.

Captain Kirk takes on the Gorn in the Arena on this memorable episode

10:00pm

Star Trek

Arena (s1, ep18)

Capt. Kirk is pitted against the reptilian captain of an alien ship by a superior alien race.

11:00pm

Adventures of Superman

Disappearing Lois (s5, ep6)

Lois disguises herself as a maid to get an interview with a gangster. He orders his henchman to dispose of her and Jimmy.

11:30pm

Adventures of Superman

Money To Burn (s5, ep7)

The Daily Planet's newsprint warehouse has a fire, and the payroll disappears. Perry White is accused of embezzlement and arson.

12:00am

Lost in Space

All That Glitters (s1, ep26)

Dr. Smith is given a ring that turns anything he touches into platinum, but his joy soon becomes terror when even his food turns into the precious metal. In danger of starving to death because he cannot remove the ring, Smith scrambles to discover how to get the device off his finger.

1:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Lost Bomb (s3, ep13)

An enemy sub battles with the Seaview for an activated super bomb that threatens to explode.

2:00am

Land of the Giants

The Secret City Of Limbo (s2, ep18)

The Earthlings stumbles upon a miniature teleporter which gives access to the secret city of Limbo, whose inhabitants have hidden from the dictatorship of the surface people.

3:00am

The Time Tunnel

Attack Of The Barbarians (s1, ep26)

In 13th-century Asia, Tony and Doug aid Marco Polo in defending a fort against Mongols led by Genghis Khan's grandson.

4:00am

The Invaders

The Pursued (s2, ep25)

An alien reaches out to Vincent with the intention of defecting.

5:00am

Green Screen Adventures

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6:00am

Green Screen Adventures

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6:30am

Green Screen Adventures

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7:00am

Sports Edition

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7:30am

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8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

El Tigre

"In the hostile mountains and deserts of Mexico roams one of the world’s most beautiful and dangerous cats…El Tigre the jaguar. Marlin and Jim track this predator through miles of inhospitable terrain."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Survival Of The Wild

"Marlin and Jim journey to every corner of the globe to capture and tag wild animals to be studied and for conservation purposes. Some are taken to restock old ranges, others moved to new ranges where they will have a better chance to survive."

9:00am

The Brady Bunch

Will The Real Jan Brady Please Stand Up? (s2, ep15)

Jan is upset when her friend, Lucy Winters, sends a birthday party invitation but accidentally addresses it to Marcia. Tired of being the middle blonde girl of the family, Jan tries to alter her appearance by buying a black wig, which she intends to wear to Lucy's upcoming birthday party. Meanwhile, Peter is horrified that Margie will be attending the party, a girl who has a major crush on him.

9:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Drummer Boy (s2, ep16)

Peter, Jan and Cindy rush home from school with the news that they've joined the glee club. Bobby feels left out, but Mike and Carol let him test out his musical ability on a set of drums. Bobby's enthused, but is he talented?

More Very Merry

10:00am

Happy Days

Richie Branches Out (s4, ep11)

Richie falls in love with a Wisconsin Cola poster girl and poses as a successful hardware businessman in order to meet her.

It's time for Frank's annual hobo Christmas dinner!

More Very Merry

10:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Oh, Come All Ye Bums (s4, ep14)

The gang works to raise money for Frank's annual hobo Christmas dinner.

More Very Merry

11:00am

Holiday Special

A Christmas Carol

"An adaption of A Christmas Carol. An old bitter miser is given a chance for redemption when spirits visit him on Christmas Eve. "

More Very Merry

11:30am

Holiday Special

Little Rascals Christmas Special

"The Little Rascals try to raise money to get Spanky's mom a new coat for Christmas."

12:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Prize (s3, ep4)

After leaving the cap off the ink, Beaver is grounded to the house for a whole day after spilled ink ruins some of Ward's papers. However, Larry and Beaver sneak out to the movies and when Beaver wins a bike, he must find a way to keep it a secret from his parents.

12:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Baby Picture (s3, ep5)

Beaver's class holds a "Most Beautiful Baby" contest in which each student is supposed to bring in a baby picture. To make the deadline, June picks out a cute picture of Beaver at the last minute and sends it to Miss Landers, not realizing that the cute picture may cause Beaver embarrassment.

More Very Merry

1:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Get Culture (s2, ep13)

The Clampetts are having no success getting acquainted with their neighbors. Not to mention, the clan is having trouble with Mrs. Drysdale and Mrs. Potts. They decide to go back home to the hills, and when they go see Drysdale, they feel they are not wanted. Drysdale tries to clear everything up, and even has his Italian suit maker create a full suit for Jed, though Jed thinks the suit maker is trying to tie him up.

A classic Christmas episode!

More Very Merry

1:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Christmas At The Clampetts (s2, ep14)

It is Christmas time, and the Clampetts receive beautiful gifts from the Drysdales, including a boat and a television set. However, they mistake the gifts for other things, the TV set for a washing machine, and the boat as someone else’s. The Drysdales also give the Clampetts a pet chimpanzee, which they mistake for a sailor from another country.

More Very Merry

2:00pm

Holiday Special

The Homecoming: A Christmas Story

"On Christmas Eve 1933, the Waltons prepare for the holiday, but they are becoming increasingly worried because John Walton, who was forced to take work in another part of the state, has not yet returned home."

More Very Merry

4:00pm

The Love Boat

Lonely At The Top (s1, ep14)

In a Christmas-themed cruise, a group of orphans and a man convicted for a crime he didn't commit are among those aboard the ship. Florence Henderson, Donna Mills and Shecky Greene guest star.

5:30pm

Collector's Call

Kirk Kirkand- Classic Scifi Tv Props

"Kirk Kirkland has been spent many years creating a work of art out of his science fiction props and costumes. He has built an office adjacent to his home to house his collection, and unlike collectors who find an item and then look for a place to display it, Kirk finds a spot he wants to fill and looks for the perfect collectible to display. Also, unlike collectors who will never part with their prized possessions, Kirk plans to sell some of his larger pieces so he and his wife can travel when their daughter goes to college. His fascination with all things sci-fi began when he was just nine years old and watched famed producer and director Irwin Allen's Lost in Space and Star Trek on television. Ever since moving from Appalachia to Los Angeles, Kirk has had a successful career in the entertainment industry himself, working in post-production. Kirk is joined by pop culture expert Rob Klein, who has an extensive collection of sci-fi memorabilia of his own."

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour (part 1)

"Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. "

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour (s7, ep4)

Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.

7:00pm

All in the Family

Mike The Pacifist (s7, ep21)

Stranded in a subway train with different personalities, Mike is shocked when he punches a man for the very first time in his life after the man had pushed Gloria aside.

7:30pm

All in the Family

Fire (s7, ep22)

The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he's guilty for starting the fire.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Mike And Gloria Split (s7, ep23)

Before bedtime, Mike and Gloria have a game of Scrabble in which Mike ends up winning. He uses this game as an opportunity to rub Gloria's nose in the fact that he has to be better at everything, leading to an argument between the two.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Archie, The Liberal (s7, ep24)

When Archie and the guys at the lodge are being called bigots in the papers because they are only white, Archie suggests to initiate a black jewish guy.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie And Frank's New Friends (s4, ep19)

Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making friends.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time (s4, ep20)

Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her "alone time."

10:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Talented Neighborhood (s1, ep20)

"The Alan Brady Show" announces a talent contest, and Rob deals with a flood of children and their stage mothers.

10:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

A Word A Day (s1, ep21)

Richie has an expanding vocabulary which includes a bad word.

11:00pm

The Honeymooners

Young At Heart (s4, ep20)

Ralph and Norton take their wives dancing and rollerskating when they begin to complain about wanting to do things young people do.

Can you guess who the real monsters are in this memorable episode?

11:30pm

The Twilight Zone

The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street (s1, ep22)

Paranoia strikes the residents of Maple Street when they believe human-looking aliens have invaded the neighborhood.

12:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Star Juror (s1, ep)

Killer George Davies finds himself in a unique situation: He's on the jury that's trying an innocent man for the crime he committed.

1:00am

Mission: Impossible

Invasion (s6, ep9)

An earthquake damages the U.S.'s Distant Early Warning (DEW) system and a Defense Department advisor, Whitmore Channing, steals plans from the Air Force identifying the weak spots. Channing has hid the information for pick-up by an enemy agent the next day.

2:00am

The Fugitive

Landscape With Running Figures (part 2)

"Dr. Kimble helps a temporarily blinded Marie Gerald, Lieutenant Gerald's wife, not knowing she's trying to set a trap for him."

3:00am

Harry O

Coinage Of The Realm

"The carnival atmosphere of an amusement park adds a bizarre twist to Harry O's attempt to save a little girl's life and prevent a gangland murder."

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

5:00am

Adam-12

Taking It Easy (s6, ep17)

Reed gets stuck manning the front desk after spraining his wrist, where he must deal with a caller who claims to have planted a bomb at the station, a young man who wants to file a claim of police brutality and an elderly man who walks in with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Malloy is assigned a partner who is a first-day rookie, and they deal with three young children from Oklahoma who are abandoned by their mother, and engage in a high-speed pursuit that ends in a most unexpected way.

5:30am

Adam-12

Krash (s6, ep23)

Malloy's brand new car gets dinged up when he has to bail out to chase down a purse snatcher, but Sgt. MacDonald promises him his kid brother in Beverly Hills can fix it on the cheap. Out on patrol, he and Reed search for a drunk man accused of randomly shooting arrows, respond to a robbery at a deli that results in tragedy and search for a drug store robbery suspect who gets away after being shot.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Breaking Bill

"This is a big year for breakdancing, but will Bill survive the celebration in one piece."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Walk (s3, ep6)

Ward saves an old pedometer from being thrown out and gives it to Beaver, but not before telling him a story about when he was a kid he would walk 20 miles a day. Taking the story literally, Beaver makes a bet with Whitey that he, too, can walk 20 miles in a day.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Borrowed Boat (s3, ep7)

Larry and Beaver spend the day at the lake, which is where they encounter two kids who let them borrow their boat. However, little do Larry and Beaver know, the boat is stolen.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Ominous Outcast (s3, ep24)

When a notorious bank robber's son returns to his hometown it seems as though everyone is interested in missing loot supposedly hidden by the man's father. This leads to murder.

9:00am

Matlock

The Obsession (s7, ep)

Even from his hospital bed Matlock can't get the case of a TV star accused of killing a therapist out of his mind.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Landlord (s5, ep12)

A drug dealing slumlord is murdered by his accomplices.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Gold Watch (s9, ep13)

Stanley Perkins is retired and returns to the mountain to see Rose

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Homecoming (s9, ep34)

The ex-husband of Hector Lowell's wife claims that the Lowells' home, land and business belong to him.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Avenger (s1, ep26)

Ben and Adam are in the Virginia City jail waiting to be hanged. Last minute bids by Joe and Hoss to get them out are hindered by another rancher who wants to see Ben dead.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Jealous Man (s4, ep26)

Jake and Fay Owens, old friends of Micah, are the McCain's new neighbors. Jake quickly develops an unreasoning jealousy of Lucas with Fay.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Guilty Conscience (s4, ep27)

No one's more surprised than Micah when newcomer Leota Carraway claims he's her long-lost husband and the father of her child.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Michael Mcgoo Story (s6, ep26)

"When four brothers are orphaned, no one on the train wants all four. Charlie is determined to find a home for the four together and even proposes to a spinster who wants the boys but turns him down so he looks for a husband for her."

4:00pm

Emergency!

An English Visitor (s3, ep4)

A paramedic from England has a stint with Station 51 observing Roy and John, whose rescues include a fire, a wild-west performer, a car accident and a man trapped in heavy machinery. The visitor saves John's life. At the hospital Dr Brackett treats a rock singer in a diabetic coma and Dr. Early has problems with a defiant nurse.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Billfold Syndrome (s7, ep5)

Charles becomes so irate when he is turned down for a future medical position at home that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

None Like It Hot (s7, ep6)

As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and B.J. receive their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

They Call The Wind Korea (s7, ep7)

A strong windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his Tokyo-leave transportation from air to ground and runs into a difficult medical situation en route to Seoul.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Major Ego (s7, ep8)

Captain Tom Greenleigh of "Stars and Stripes" comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Someone's Cranky (s4, ep21)

Robert is driving everyone crazy with his nasty behavior.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bad Moon Rising (s4, ep22)

Ray's attempts to alleviate Debra's PMS moodiness only make her more irritable.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Standing Room Only (s5, ep21)

Hogan tries to save Klink from an officer who plans on turning him in for not having balanced books.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Six Lessons From Madame Lagrange (s5, ep22)

Hogan and a singer plan to stop the Gestapo from arresting all the area's Allied agents.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And Charo

In Uni-Sex Salon, a hairdressing Carol drives Tim up the wall. Then, in Boring Speech, a member of the Garden Club can't stay awake for their meeting. Finally, in Interview with Chiquita, Tim interviews Charo and meets her equally feisty mother.

Cloris Leachman guest stars!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crafty Kidnapper (s9, ep29)

After Alex Tanner and his wife, Patricia, inherent her father's global media empire, things get messy when an obnoxious newspaper man is found dead and the couple's toddler is kidnapped.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

A World Of Difference (s1, ep23)

A businessman discovers that life as he knows it doesn't really exist.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Long Silence (s1, ep)

Cory Manson is paralyzed, and terrified that her husband will discover she is slowly recovering.

Series premiere!

1:05am

Mannix

The Name Is Mannix (s1, ep1)

Mannix is hired by former crime boss Sam Dubrio when his daughter is kidnapped. His plan is to set up a ransom and then pay off the pickup man to turn in his boss.

2:05am

Cannon

Murder By Moonlight (s1, ep24)

A young convict is being harassed by a prisoner who is running a gambling operation inside of the lock up.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Challenge, The (s3, ep3)

As Barnaby attempts to uncover the motives for a man's alleged suicide, another detective tries to cover up the facts.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Investigation (s2, ep26)

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy. One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

5:00am

Adam-12

Routine Patrol (s6, ep18)

Malloy and Reed begin today's patrol by responding to a call of a drunken woman threatening the patrons of a bar with a handgun. Afterwards, they search for a group of four carjackers who go on a robbery spree after targeting a man with a cache of guns in his trunk, and investigate the suspicious death of a mentally disabled man.

5:30am

Adam-12

Sunburn (s6, ep19)

Reed returns from vacation with a full-body sunburn, making for a miserable work day. Out on patrol, he and Malloy respond to a fiery traffic accident, use an informant's tip to track down a drug dealer, search for an armed robbery suspect based on a vehicle description and attempt to rescue two boys after their rowboat capsizes.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Living Legends Of Tv

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Tree (s3, ep8)

While his class is reciting a poem about trees, Beaver remembers a tree that Ward had given him for his birthday when they lived at their old house. Wanting "his" tree back, Beaver and Larry go to Beaver's old home and promptly dig it up.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Teacher Comes To Dinner (s3, ep9)

Beaver gets a surprise when June invites Miss Landers over for dinner and Larry convinces him that something bad might happen. This leads Beaver to become a nervous wreck as he tries to make sure his parents don't do anything to embarrass him. Meanwhile, Larry charges a quarter to anyone who wants to spy on Miss Landers eating dinner at the Cleavers.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Irate Inventor (s3, ep25)

James Frazer wants a divorce and his cheating wife refuses to give him one. She's also stealing the plans to his invention in order to bait her engineer lover into staying around.

9:00am

Matlock

The Divorce (s7, ep)

Duncan and Clara Farmington want to have the perfect divorce. What starts out as a simple division of property turns nasty as Leanne represents the wife and Matlock the husband.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Fool For Love (s5, ep13)

A doctor plots to eliminate his wife -- and his mistress.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Beginning (s9, ep14)

Another new minister begins at Walton's Mountain. The church is in disarray, but he gets the community involved.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Other Half (s9, ep35)

A love triangle between a girl and twin brothers turns tragic.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Last Trophy (s1, ep27)

Lord and Lady Dunsford arrive at the Ponderosa to visit their old friend, Ben. Adam finds himself the object of Lady Dunsford's attentions when she deems him to be a braver man than her husband.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Day Of Reckoning (s4, ep28)

Lucas is torn by conflicting emotions when he meets the town's new preacher—a former outlaw whom he vowed to kill.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Day The Town Slept (s4, ep29)

The town of North Fork becomes a haven for outlaws when suave Ben Judson smooth-talks his way into the marshal's job.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Adam Mackenzie Story (s6, ep27)

"The Perez family is run out of town because people believe their daughter Juana is a witch. The family joins the wagon train, and after Juana's brother Felipe is mauled by a cat, the old world is pitted against the new world of medicine."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Heavyweight (s3, ep5)

At a fire, the paramedics rescue a pregnant woman and Johnny injures his shoulder. After going into labor, the guilt-ridden mother is determined to abandon her deformed baby. Dr. Morton treats Johnny and gives him a bad time about his physical condition, sending Johnny on a fitness kick. Dr. Early treats an electrocuted child whose mother is on drugs. The son of a stabbing victim is more determined to shoot the assailant than get his father to the hospital. Roy and Johnny rescue a hang glider pilot trapped in a tree.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Baby, It's Cold Outside (s7, ep9)

While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winterized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

See what it's like to be a patient at the 4077th.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Point Of View (s7, ep10)

In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on and treated in post-operation.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Comrade (s7, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the "life of Riley," thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make—a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Out Of Gas (s7, ep12)

Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone—including a case of wine from Charles' private supply—and he and Charles take the jeep to make a trade with the black marketers for Pentothal.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Confronting The Attacker (s4, ep23)

After losing his nerve, Robert quits the police force.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Divorce (s4, ep24)

The Barones reminisce about the demise of Robert's marriage.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Sergeant's Analyst (s5, ep23)

After Burkhalter finds him sleeping on the job, Schultz is ordered to the Russian Front.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Merry Widow (s5, ep24)

Hogan sets Klink up with a female agent to deliver secret documents, but ends up sending Schultz when Klink is sent with the wrong ones.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Helen Reddy And John Byner

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress, who's so sure she's dying, she plans a death scene. Then, in Rona Rumor, a Hollywood gossip columnist ruins a happy marriage by twisting their words. Finally, in TV Commercials, the gang parodies classic TV commercials, including Shaving, Dirt Around the Collar, Sludge, Improper Margarine, Left-Guard Deodorant, Minnie Made Orange Juice, and Ritalls Dry Control.

The series finale with a cameo from Perry creator Erle Stanley Gardner!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Final Fadeout (s9, ep30)

After an unscrupulous television star decides not to continue with his hit show, the producer is in hot water. It's not surprising that a murder soon occurs, but nothing goes as expected after that.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Long Live Walter Jameson (s1, ep24)

A history teacher talks about the past as if he had lived it.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

An Out For Oscar (s1, ep)

Weighed down by an adulterous partner and her money-mad lover, a shy bank teller schemes to free himself via the "perfect crime."

1:05am

Mannix

Skid Marks On A Dry Run (s1, ep3)

People begin to be killed off after Mannix is hired to drub up information that could hurt a politician's chances of being elected governor.

2:05am

Cannon

Bad Cats And Sudden Death (s2, ep1)

Public prosecutor Mike Arnold needs Cannon's help. He is suspected of the murder of his wife. His problem: Dubious friends want him to finish a corruption investigation.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Conspiracy Of Terror (s3, ep4)

A Pulitzer Prize-winning author ends up dead after he gains a prisoner's confession of innocence.

4:00am

Dragnet

The Big Gambler (s2, ep27)

More than $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company. An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

4:30am

Dragnet

The Big Problem (s2, ep28)

Friday and Gannon are on a mission to bolster community relations when a young and slightly militant black man barricades himself in his apartment rather than submit to a traffic warrant.

5:00am

Adam-12

Skywatch: Part 1 (s6, ep20)

As part of a trial program to help ground based officers better understand the abilities and limitations of helicopter assistance, malloy and reed are selected to be observers on several air support division missions. This morning's missions include a sea

5:30am

Adam-12

Skywatch: Part 2 (s6, ep21)

Malloy and reed take flight in separate helicopters to provide assistance in the search of a light plane stolen from the los angeles airport by a distraught man. Afterwards, they search for a group of robbery suspects who flee in separate cars, then reed

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Bills, Bills, Bills

"Sitcom superstar Billy Gardell (Mike & Molly, Bob Hearts Abishola) hangs out with Bill and Toony!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Fortune (s3, ep10)

Beaver has his fortune read by a machine and becomes convinced nothing but good luck is headed his way. However, he doesn't feel that way when Larry sets it up so that Beaver will have to fight a 5th grader, Sonny Cartwright.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Makes A Loan (s3, ep11)

Ward loans Beaver 25 cents but gives him a dollar, expecting 75 cents as change. However, Larry manages to convince Beaver to loan him the 75 cents. When Larry doesn't pay him back when he said he was going to, a feud erupts.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Flighty Father (s3, ep26)

When eighteen-year-old Trudy Holbrook's mother dies leaving her $10 million, two men blow into town claiming to be her long-lost father. Then the only person who could identify the real father, a blind uncle, is killed.

9:00am

Matlock

The Final Affair: Part 1 (s7, ep)

Matlock tries to figure out whether the archbishop was meant to die in a plot involving an ex-football player, his wife, her lover and the mafia.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Love, Honor, And Obey (s5, ep14)

Parkers investigation into a purse snatching reveals an abused woman.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Pearls (s9, ep15)

Corabeth returns to her family home to help a dying aunt

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Journey For Three (s9, ep36)

A stranger accompanies two brothers on their trip to California.

1:00pm

Bonanza

San Francisco (s1, ep28)

Ben, Hoss, Joe and Hop-Sing go to San Francisco to sell their cattle. They get shanghaied, but are able to break up the racket with the help of some of Hop-Sing's many cousins.

The last appearance of Joan Taylor as Milly Scott.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Milly's Brother (s4, ep30)

A veteran returns with tales of heroism and the fate of Milly's brother in the Civil War.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Outlaw's Shoes (s4, ep31)

A head wound wipes out Lucas' memory, leaving him with only one clue: he's wearing an outlaw's gun.

Brian Keith guest stars!

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Tom Tuesday Story (s6, ep28)

"While scouting in Wyoming territory, Duke is forced by outlaw Tom Tuesday to act as his guide to an important rendezvous in Ruby City, Idaho. Tuesday is going blind from a gunshot wound, and Duke is able to turn the tables on him."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Snakebite (s3, ep6)

Returning from a fishing trip, Roy, John and Chet help the victims of a car accident. On duty, after rescuing some joyriders whose car went off a cliff, John is bitten by a rattlesnake.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

An Eye For A Tooth (s7, ep13)

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire company.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

B.j. Papa San (s7, ep15)

B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his health.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Inga (s7, ep16)

It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Price (s7, ep17)

The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy: Part 1 (s5, ep1)

Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a vacation.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Italy: Part 2 (s5, ep2)

Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a vacation.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Crittendon's Commandos (s5, ep25)

Crittendon is the only one to avoid capture when he and his commandos parachute into the area during a mission to capture Rommel.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Escape (s5, ep26)

Hogan gets Klink to think he is about to capture a POW escape ring.

Jim Nabors takes the stage with Carol and the gang!

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Jim Nabors

In Yung Fool, Carol and the gang parody the classic TV hit "Kung Fu", with Harvey as the Chinese Master, Jim as the Student.

Series premiere!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Restless Redhead (s1, ep1)

A woman claims she was menaced by a car driven by a hooded assailant, whom she shot at with a revolver. When the police find a body in a car wreck with a bullet wound, she is wanted for murder.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

People Are Alike All Over (s1, ep25)

When a space exploration crashes on Mars, the surviving passenger is surprised to find that Martians are human-looking, very friendly and apparently just like us.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Death And The Joyful Woman (s1, ep)

The secretary of a wine baron is driven to murder when her dream of marrying the man is shattered.

1:05am

Mannix

Nothing Ever Works Twice (s1, ep6)

When an old flame is found dead, Mannix is named the prime suspect.

2:05am

Cannon

Sky Above, Death Below (s2, ep2)

A trade union boss dies in the mountains of Colorado. His daughter believes it was murder and hires Cannon to investigate. While the detective is inspecting of the scene someone pursues him.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Odd Man Loses (s3, ep5)

An industrialist is accidentally killed in a holdup before he's able to close a shady deal.

4:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-07 (s3, ep1)

Friday and Gannon appear on a TV panel. The topic: "The Police—Who Needs Them?"

4:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-05 (s3, ep2)

Cases: an abandoned baby; a teenager on drugs.

5:00am

Adam-12

L.a. International (s6, ep22)

Malloy and Reed barely get acquainted with their fill-in assignment at LAX when a security camera spots a car being stolen from a parking structure. While on foot-beat as Zebra-12 inside the airport, they find a surprise inside of a stolen suitcase, deal with a man who picks the pocket of a returning soldier, chase down a man buying airline tickets with stolen credit cards, escort a runaway boy back to his mother and track down a suspect who robbed a parking structure attendant.

Sharon Gless and Frank Sinatra Jr. guest star!

5:30am

Adam-12

Clinic On 18th St (s6, ep24)

Abe Strayhorn and his assistants from the major fraud and consumer protection division of the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office launch an investigation into a local doctor following the death of one of his patients, who was found wearing a strange belt.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Prepare For Take Off

"Bill and Toony board an old Cleam Jet to relive the Golden Age of air travel."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Magician (s3, ep12)

Beaver buys a common magic trick but is disappointed by everyone's "that's nice" reaction. He gets a totally different reaction out of Bengie, however, when Larry and Beaver convince him that Beaver has been turned into a rock.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

June's Birthday (s3, ep13)

June's birthday has Wally and Beaver fighting over what to buy with the $5 dollars that Ward gave them. Wally buys her a wallet while Beaver buys an ugly blouse that June kindly thanks him for, but she has a hard time bringing herself to wear it.

Robert Redford guest stars!

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Treacherous Toupee (s4, ep1)

Tyrannical company president Hartley Bassett returns from the dead after two years. His first act is to fire Peter Dawson, which makes Dawson the prime suspect when Bassett is found dead.

9:00am

Matlock

The Final Affair: Part 2 (s7, ep)

Matlock tries to figure out whether the archbishop was meant to die in a plot involving an ex-football player, his wife, her lover and the mafia.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Odessa (s5, ep15)

Racists target a ceremony honoring a civil rights pioneer.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Victims (s9, ep16)

A neighbor is being beaten by her drunken husband and the Waltons help

Kurt Russell guest stars!

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Blue Heaven (s10, ep1)

A young man and a fugitive team up as they run from their respective pursuers.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Bitter Water (s1, ep29)

The Cartwrights find themselves resorting to the unthinkable when a neighbor wants to destroy the Ponderosa and will stop at nothing to do so.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Executioner (s4, ep32)

A former neighbor of the McCain's is released from jail after serving his sentence for stage coach robbery, but the money was never found. Lucas agrees to let the man work for him, but the new work hand holds a secret.

Patricia Blair makes her first appearance as cast regular Lou Mallory.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Lou Mallory (s5, ep3)

Lou Mallory has arrived in North Fork and quickly purchases land, which includes the hotel and Milly Scott's store. She pays higher prices than the sellers feel their properties are worth. Everyone is happy until they find out that Lou really is an astute businesswoman.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

Heather And Hamish Story (s6, ep29)

"Samuel MacIntosh picks Hamish Browne to marry his daughter Heather before the two have met. Heather is a naive young girl who thinks she can talk to animals, while Hamish is a backwoods boy who cares for his livestock more than for women."

4:00pm

Emergency!

The Promotion (s3, ep7)

Roy passes the engineer's test, but accepting the promotion will mean leaving the paramedics. A bad fog leads to a multi-car accident on the San Diego Freeway. A young crash victim has a heart murmur. The paramedics have difficulty responding to an attempted suicide. At a fire, Johnny is injured and Roy must rescue both him and a security guard.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Young And The Restless (s7, ep18)

A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are out of touch with new medical practices.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips Is Back In Town (s7, ep19)

Radar, who is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips, meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter's ire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

C*a*v*e (s7, ep20)

The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to avoid US artillery fire on a Chinese target poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem of which Colonel Potter is not aware.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Rally Round The Flagg, Boys (s7, ep21)

The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than impressed.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Wallpaper, The (s5, ep3)

Ray kicks his parents out of his house.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Meant To Be (s5, ep4)

Robert finds himself choosing between three women.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Cuisine A La Stalag 13 (s6, ep1)

LeBeau decides to escape leaving the camp without a chef.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Experts (s6, ep2)

Hogan saves a German radio expert whom the Nazis want to kill.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In The Ham Actor, Carol loses her contact lenses moments before she must go on stage. Then, in Airline Security, Tim detains Harvey, determined to search through his briefcase before he boards the plane. Finally, in The Old Flame, Carol dreams up the perfect meeting when she runs into a former love.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sleepwalker's Niece (s1, ep2)

When his stepbrother is found dead, a man is charged with murder and is accused of using his sleepwalking as a cover-up.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson, guest stars!

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Execution (s1, ep26)

Just before being hanged for murder, a man in 1880 is transported to the future.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Last Seen Wearing Blue Jeans (s1, ep)

A 17-year-old girl is inadvertently driven to Mexico by a dangerous car thief, who is unaware she is sleeping in the back seat.

1:05am

Mannix

The Many Deaths Of Saint Christopher (s1, ep5)

When a secret formula disappears, Mannix is hired to find the chemist who worked on its creation.

2:05am

Cannon

Bitter Legion (s2, ep3)

A paramilitary troop wants to rob the income of a football stadium. In search of one of the gangsters Cannon approaches the gang and pretends to want to take part in the foray.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Forfeit By Death (s3, ep6)

When a bondsman's client fails to deliver stolen valuables in exchange for bail, the bondsman kills him.

4:00am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-10 (s3, ep3)

Friday grapples with the Uncle Tom syndrome in selling ethnic groups on police careers.

4:30am

Dragnet

Management Services - Dr-11 (s3, ep4)

Martin Luther King's assassination sends Friday and the Emergency Control Center into action.

June Lockhart guest stars!

5:00am

Adam-12

Camp: Part 1 (s7, ep1)

Malloy invites a troubled boy along on an upcoming week-long group camping trip in the mountains after apprehending him during a burglary, but soon discovers the kid might be too much for him to handle. Meanwhile, he and Reed engage in a high-speed chase with a taxi, investigate a motorcycle versus pedestrian accident in a parking lot and respond to an armed robbery call.

5:30am

Adam-12

Camp: Part 2 (s7, ep2)

Officers Malloy and Woods take a group of children to a youth camp, but Malloy becomes preoccupied with the 14-year-old boy he reluctantly brought along, who continues to compensate for his small stature by getting into trouble. Meanwhile, Reed goes on patrol alone, and deals with a woman who uses a unique weapon to fend off an attacker.

6:00am

Toon In With Me

Cleam's Dungeon Plungers

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Tire Trouble (s3, ep14)

Beaver wants to raise chinchillas and begins building a cage in the garage. However, when Beaver changes his mind, Ward tries his best to get Wally and Beaver to clean up the mess. Things get worse when Ward unknowingly runs over some of the wood and nails left laying around with the car, causing the boys to try to patch a flat tire before Ward finds out.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Larry Hides Out (s3, ep15)

While Beaver is staying at the Mondellos, Larry sneaks a peak at his sister's diary and his mother discovers him and yells at him right in front of Beaver. This prompts Larry to run away to Beaver's house, where Beaver secretly hides him in his bathroom.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Credulous Quarry (s4, ep2)

Mason defends Richard Hammond, charged with killing his former girlfriend by running over her with his car.

9:00am

Matlock

The Competition (s7, ep)

Matlock does not believe that a young piano player committed suicide, nor does her father, who hires Matlock to find out what really happened.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Time To Trust (s5, ep16)

Althea fears for one of her students after her mother's boyfriend is linked to a criminal operation that has resulted in the deaths of several truckers.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Threshold (s9, ep17)

John-Boy needs a job. At the university, he convinces them to let him set up a television media program.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Crooked Mile (s10, ep2)

A girl's whip-wielding father does not approve of her romance with Quint.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Feet Of Clay (s1, ep30)

The Cartwrights take in young Billy Allen following the death of his mother. Hostile at first, the boy eventually befriends Hoss. When Billy's father breaks out of prison, Hoss knows he must do whatever is necessary to protect the boy.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Waste: Part 1 (s5, ep1)

Marshal Torrance is heading home from a cattle sale with Lucas and Mark when the old lawman mysteriously disappears. They trace him to a nearby Mexican ghost town.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Waste: Part 2 (s5, ep2)

After Alphonso's wife gives birth, the bandits holding Marshal Torrance relax their guard, enabling Lucas and Mark to rescue the old man.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Blane Wessels Story (s6, ep30)

"Duke and three women under attack by Cheyenne Indians are helped by a stranger who has a fatalistic attitude toward life. They take refuge in a relay station where the stranger slowly relays his past to the others while they hope for help."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Insomnia (s3, ep8)

A boat has an explosion en route to the marina. John obsesses about the lack of night runs and can't sleep. A man and his son are injured when they swerve to avoid a dog. Doctors race against time to save a marijuana smoker dying of an unidentifiable malady. A worker is pinned in a loading dock by a semi. A man and child fall into a gravel pit.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Preventive Medicine (s7, ep22)

On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practitioner to try and get out of the Army.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

A Night At Rosie's (s7, ep23)

A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester and a gambling scheme.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Ain't Love Grand (s7, ep24)

The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a US nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a Korean girl, called Sooni, who he meets at Rosie's Bar.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Party (s7, ep25)

Talk of a post-war reunion gives B.J. an idea—planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pet Cemetery (s5, ep5)

Ray inadvertently commits "petslaughter" on Ally's hamster.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Author, The (s5, ep6)

The competition between Ray and Robert reaches an all-time high.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Lady Chitterly's Lover: Part 1 (s6, ep4)

An English traitor, who could pass for Colonel Crittendon's twin brother, parachutes into camp with information for Hitler.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Lady Chitterly's Lover: Part 2 (s6, ep5)

After Hogan becomes convinced that Crittendon can't fool Hitler, things get complicated when Chitterly escapes.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Gloria Swanson

In Carol and Sis, the elevator boy has a crush on Carol. Then, in The Guilty Man, Carol plays a sweet housewife who understands her husband's martial indiscretions... at first.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Nervous Accomplice (s1, ep3)

Sybil Granger hires Mason to help her buy stock in her estranged husband's oil company on the sly. By this, Sybil hopes to force her husband's latest girlfriend, Roxy Howard, out of the company and his life altogether.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Big Tall Wish (s1, ep27)

A boy who believes in magic thinks he is helping a boxer win with his "big, tall wish."

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Dark Pool (s1, ep)

After her adopted son drowns, a woman is blackmailed by a stranger claiming to be the boy's birth mother.

1:05am

Mannix

Make Like It Never Happened (s1, ep7)

Mannix is hired to get an innocent man, and father of a young girl, off death row. Meanwhile, he romances the mistress of a wealthy industrialist he is investigating.

2:05am

Cannon

That Was No Lady (s2, ep4)

Lawyer Jane Butler is threatened. She is told to give up the defense of two burglars. When the menace becomes incendiary the lady begins to fret. Jane asks for Cannon's help.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Blueprint For A Caper (s3, ep7)

Recently released from prison, the leader of a burglary ring murders his partner for taking his girlfriend.

4:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Crowded Wedding Ring (s3, ep12)

One of Kate's old flames pays a visit, but his efforts to rekindle their romance are thwarted by his dominating sister.

4:30am

Petticoat Junction

Uncle Joe Plays Post Office (s3, ep13)

Uncle Joe becomes the new postmaster of Hooterville and moves the post office to the Shady Rest.

5:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Gets The Misery (s2, ep1)

Jed is feeling poorly, and the family is worried about him. To make Elly feel better, Jed reveals that he is faking an illness to please Granny. When Drysdale hears of this, he decides to help out, too, and fakes illness as well. When Drysdale’s doctor, Dr. Clyburn, hears of this, he rushes over to the Clampett mansion. Granny mistakes Clyburn as a patient and puts him in bed with Jed and Drysdale.

5:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Hair-raising Holiday (s2, ep2)

A doctor blows the whistle on Granny's mountain-medicine practice.

6:00am

Popeye and Pals

Safari So Good, Klondike Casanova, Alona On The Sarong Seas

"Popeye and Olive Oyl are on safari when they run into a Tarzan-like Bluto., Fur farmer Bluto kidnaps Olive Oyl., Popeye and Bluto are on a battleship anchored off a tropic isle. The big-muscled gob is dreaming about Princess Alona who is really Olive Oyl in a sarong."

6:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Flirty Birdy, Cobs And Robbers, Much Ado About Mousing

"Tom disguises himself as a female eagle to get Jerry from a real eagle that has taken him., Plagued by crows, Barney Bear gets Joe Scarecrow to help him out., Tom has problems with a dog as he chases Jerry."

7:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Ski For Two, Toyland Premiere, Plywood Panic, The Genie With The Light Touch, A Fish Story, Case Of The Red-eyed Ruby, The Tee Bird

"Woody sneaks into Wally Walrus' winter lodge without a reservation disguised as Santa Claus., Oswald's Christmas reception for Santa is going well until Laurel and Hardy and Stand and Ollie both try to steal the chocolate cake., Milford the pig wins Maw & Paw a new house, but they have to build it themselves., Buzz Buzzard offers $2 to a mouse to impersonate a genie in a lamp he plans to sell. Woody buys the lamp and Buzz refuses to pay the mouse. Woody and the mouse team up to get revenge., A doctor tells Charlie a pet fish will make him less nervous. After struggling to get the fish tank home, Charlie is forced by Bessie to return it., Inspector Willoughby returns a stolen red-eyed ruby to an Egyptian tomb, only to have Yeggs Benedict try to steal it again., Woody and Dapper Denver Dooley compete in a high stakes golf tournament and try to throw each other off their game."

8:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare-breadth Hurry, Aqua Duck, Banty Raids, Foxy By Proxy, Sheep Ahoy, Hook, Line And Stinker, Beanstalk Bunny

"The Coyote chases a speeding cloud that turns out to be Bugs Bunny! , Daffy finds himself wandering a desert thirsting for water. He stumbles upon a gold nugget, that he eventually has to give up in exchange for water. , Foghorn finds himself an unexpected father, when a girl-crazy rooster pretends to be Foghorn's son so he can get with the "chicks". , A pack of hunting dogs are after a fox, their intention to cut off his tail. Bugs puts on a very phony fox suit and gets the pack to chase him. He easily avoids the dogs, but the hunter is a little bit smarter and a lot harder to avoid. , Ralph the Wolf waits for the brief interlude between watchdogs before making off with a sheep; however, every attempt by Ralph is thwarted by Sam the Sheepdog. , Wile E. Coyote faces off against Road Runner again. , In this classic Jack and the Beanstalk tale, Daffy takes on the role of Jack, and is accompanied by wise-cracking Bugs. "

9:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Janus (s4, ep18)

A melody holds the clue West needs to trap a departmental traitor.

10:00am

Wagon Train

The Tom O'neal Story (s6, ep31)

"Tom O'Neal and Ellen Howard want to get married, but their parents object, so Tom takes money from his father's savings and runs away with Ellen. They soon realize that that was an unwise decision."

11:00am

The Big Valley

Plunder! (s2, ep25)

Heath is sent to a town endangered by a possible dam break. The town has been abandoned except for a few men who are there to guard against looters. Temptation gets the better of them, and they turn on Heath.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Man (s10, ep3)

Matt searches for the real killer of Joe Silva when an old man is framed for the crime.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Death At Dawn (s1, ep32)

When a local merchant is gunned down for refusing to pay off thugs who've taken over town, Farmer Perkins is charged with the crime and sentenced to hang. Ben is taken hostage by Perkins' employer, with threats to hang Ben if Perkins is not released.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Quiet Night, Deadly Night (s5, ep4)

Townspeople brace for the worst when a new girl arrives—with symptoms of smallpox.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Death Never Rides Alone (s5, ep5)

A gunslinger rides into North Fork for a meeting with Lucas.

3:00pm

Rawhide

Texas Fever (s7, ep18)

Lynch fever grips a town where scout Pete Nolan is being held for murder.

4:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Silver Convoy (s1, ep37)

Paladin is hired to find James Becker. He trails him to Monterey and discovers he has been arrested and is sentenced to work in a silver mine. Paladin finds that Becker has died in a cave-in or so he is told. The owner of the mine hires Paladin to guard a silver convoy, but first Paladin wants to find out a little more about the mine.

4:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Triple Vise (s2, ep25)

Josh and Jason go to Mexico searching for Al Hemp's brother, Billy. Al took the blame for Billy's crime and ends up waiting for his brother—a no show.

5:00pm

The Three Stooges

Three Little Beers, Dizzy Doctors, Tassels In The Air, Sing A Song Of Six Pants, Fiddlers Three, Rusty Romeos

"The Stooges are inept deliverymen at a brewery. , Larry, Curly and Moe make a grand mess of things when they mistake the medicine they're selling for auto polish. , The Stooges don't know it, but they are all engaged to the same girl, a gold-digger who plans to get an engagement ring from each of them and then abandon them. When all three show up at her house at the same time, a wild fight ensues, as each stooge accuses the others of making time with "his" girl. The gold-digger gets it in the end (literally) with tacks shot from a repeating rifle. [A remake of "Corny Casanovas".] , Moe pretends to be trendy interior designer. , "The stooges are tailors, and are heavily in debt to the Skin & Flint finance company. When the boys read about the big reward for a fugitive robber, they think it could be the answer to their problems. The bank robber conveniently ducks into their shop and leaves a suit with a safe combination. After his girl friend fails to retrieve it, the robber returns with gang and a wild fight ensues. The boys miss out on the reward but wind up with the crook's bankroll and can pay their creditors. " , The Stooges are musicians at the court of King Cole. When they ask the king's permission to marry their sweethearts, the King agrees, but only after Princess Alicia has married Prince Valiant. This news upsets Mergatroyd, an evil magician who plans to marry the Princess himself and rule the Kingdom. Mergatroyd abducts the Princess, and it's up to the Stooges to foil his plans and expose his evil doings. "

7:00pm

Svengoolie

Duel

"A business commuter is pursued and terrorized by the malevolent driver of a massive tractor-trailer."

9:30pm

Batman

The Wail Of The Siren (s3, ep3)

Using her hypnotic voice, the Siren sends Commissioner Gordon on a mission to find the location of the Batcave and Batman's secret identity.

10:00pm

Star Trek

Tomorrow Is Yesterday (s1, ep19)

The Enterprise collides with a black hole and is thrown back to Earth in the 20th century, where they must find a way back to their timeline while erasing any trace of their presence.

11:00pm

Adventures of Superman

Close Shave (s5, ep8)

After being convinced to go straight, notorious gangster Rick Sable tips Jimmy off to a robbery his gang will commit.

11:30pm

Adventures of Superman

The Phony Alibi (s5, ep9)

A professor invents a machine to transport people by telephone wire, and crooks use the machine to send Lois and Jimmy to Alaska.

12:00am

Lost in Space

The Lost Civilization (s1, ep27)

The Robinson men discover an underground civilization while exploring the planet. Will wakes a sleeping princess who wants him to remain and rule with her.

1:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Brand Of The Beast (s3, ep14)

Exposure to radiation causes Nelson to be afflicted by the werewolf virus.

2:00am

Land of the Giants

Panic (s2, ep19)

A friendly Giant scientist tries to help the Earthlings with his teleporter, but the SID find out about his sympathies and set a trap.

3:00am

The Time Tunnel

Merlin The Magician (s1, ep27)

In England, the time travelers try to help Merlin the magician secure the throne for young King Arthur.

Series finale!

4:00am

The Invaders

Inquisition (s2, ep26)

A bombing and a suspicious man leads Vincent to question an official with possible alien connections.

5:00am

Green Screen Adventures

Local Scheduled Programming

6:00am

Green Screen Adventures

Local Scheduled Programming

6:30am

Green Screen Adventures

Local Scheduled Programming

7:00am

Sports Edition

Local Scheduled Programming

7:30am

26 North Halsted

Local Scheduled Programming

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Strange Partnership

"Throughout the wild kingdom there are many examples of animal cooperation, and one of the most remarkable takes place in a picturesque little valley in southern Utah … home for families of badgers, bobcats, coyotes and golden eagles."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Tuskers Below

"Marlin and Jim journey to Kruger National Park in the Republic of South Africa to join the rangers there in an exciting wild elephant capture."

9:00am

The Brady Bunch

Coming-out Party (s2, ep17)

Mike's boss, Mr. Phillips, invites the Brady family on a fishing trip. However, when Cindy comes down with tonsillitis, the trip is postponed, to everyone's dismay. They try to keep an epidemic at bay in the Brady house.

9:30am

The Brady Bunch

Our Son, The Man (s2, ep18)

Greg, tired of the antics of his younger siblings, thinks he should have his own room. Mike allows Greg to turn his den into his own room. This also leads to Greg dressing a whole new way and talking a whole new way, including calling his parents by their first names.

A classic Christmas episode!

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10:00am

Happy Days

Christmas Time (s6, ep16)

Fonzie receives a Christmas gift from his father but is reluctant to accept and open it. Meanwhile, Richie and Lori Beth argue about what they've spent on each other's gifts, and Joanie is upset at Howard for getting an artificial tree.

More Very Merry

10:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Friendly Persuasion (s7, ep9)

While wrapping in Bardwell's one day, Charles Grodin comes in and chats to the girls. Laverne mistakingly thinks he's asking her out and she invites him over for dinner.

More Very Merry

11:00am

A Very Merry Bugs Bunny Christmas

Bugs Bunny's Christmas Carol, Gift Wrapped, Abominable Snow Rabbit, Freeze Frame, Weasel While You Work, The Fright Before Christmas

"When Sam lacks the Christmas spirit, Bugs Bunny makes a plan to change his mind., It's Christmas time and Sylvester tries to switch his present with Granny's present which is Tweety in a birdcage., Bugs and Daffy decide to tunnel underground over to Palm Springs. Wrong directions end them up in the Himalayas where they run into trouble with the Abominable Snowman... , The coyote orders a blizzard machine to cover the entire desert with snow after he finds out that Road Runners are easy to catch in the cold. , During a snow-covered winter, Foghorn Leghorn uses the weasel against the barn's guard dog. , Taz breaks free of his a plane shipping crate and falls from the sky into Santa's laundry. He hijacks Santa's sleigh and ends up in Bugs' house tearing down everything, but Bugs gets wise to the Devil. "

12:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Pet Fair (s3, ep16)

A pet fair at school has Beaver feeling left out because he doesn't have a pet, but he tells everyone he does, a parrot. Meanwhile, Ward tries to find a pet for Beaver and buys him a hamster.

12:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Test (s3, ep17)

An upcoming test in history, Wally's weakest subject, has Wally studying all weekend and has Larry and Eddie coming up with a plan that will give them good grades on the test.

The Clampetts are going to give Mrs. Drysdale a Christmas gift to remember!

More Very Merry

1:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Christmas Present (s5, ep15)

The Clampetts are preparing for Christmas, but are lacking in one thing: Christmas spirit. Jed thinks it is because they aren’t doing anything special for anyone this Christmas. He thinks they should do something special for Mrs. Drysdale, unaware she is still trying to get rid of them. They try to get jobs to raise money for her gift, so she doesn’t find out.

The Clampetts are spending Christmas in Hooterville!

More Very Merry

1:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Week Before Christmas (s7, ep13)

Granny gets a letter from Sam Drucker in Hooterville, but Elly's bear eats it. So after Granny finds very little success knowing if she is engaged or not, Jed, Granny and Elly all decide to spend Christmas in Hooterville.

More Very Merry

2:00pm

The Brady Bunch

A Very Brady Christmas

"The entire Brady family manages to overcome personal obstacles to spend a happy holiday together."

More Very Merry

4:00pm

The Love Boat

Christmas Presence, The (s6, ep13)

Mickey Rooney plays a mystical Christmas presence among a motley group of passengers.

5:30pm

Collector's Call

Star Wars- Gus Lopez

"Gus Lopez's out-of-this-world, Star Wars collection includes Han Solo's screen-used jacket, C-3PO's body parts, and the screen-used DEATH STAR! Expert Rob Klein attempts to make a trade with Gus, by bringing him a special Star Wars collectible that may not be familiar to every Star Wars fan."

A classic Christmas episode!

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6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Death Takes A Holiday (s9, ep5)

Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

A classic Christmas episode!

More Very Merry

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

'twas The Day After Christmas (s10, ep9)

To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

More Very Merry

7:00pm

All in the Family

Edith's Crisis Of Faith (part 1) (s8, ep13)

Edith's religious faith is shaken after her friend, female impersonator Beverly LaSalle, is brutally murdered by street thugs at Christmas.

More Very Merry

7:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Crisis Of Faith (part 2) (s8, ep14)

Mike is put in the hospital and Beverly LaSalle is murdered by a thug at Chistmas.

More Very Merry

8:00pm

Good Times

Penny's Christmas (s5, ep12)

The Christmas season has the Evans family in the spirit and planning a Christmas Eve party. Meanwhile, while Christmas shopping for her mother, Penny gets her wallet stolen, and later steals a necklace from a department store in a desperate attempt to try

More Very Merry

8:30pm

Good Times

The Traveling Christmas (s6, ep12)

When Keith's Scrooge-like boss at the taxi-cab company won't give him Christmas off, the Evans family brings their Christmas party to Keith and holds at the company. J.J. hosts the festivities and it features Michael singing, Bookman (dressed as Santa) da

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Walk To The Door, The (s5, ep7)

Ray is mortified when he meets a girl he dated 25 years earlier.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Young Girl (s5, ep8)

All hell breaks loose when Robert starts dating a girl half his age.

10:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Boarder Incident (s1, ep22)

Buddy's stay at the Petries causes endless problems.

10:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Father Of The Week (s1, ep23)

Richie isn't happy when Rob is awarded "Father of the Week".

11:00pm

The Honeymooners

A Dog's Life (s4, ep21)

Ralph feeds his boss dog food, thinking that it is an appetizer that Alice made.

11:30pm

The Twilight Zone

A Nice Place To Visit (s1, ep28)

After being shot to death, a gangster finds himself in a place where he gets everything his heart desires.

12:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Dear Uncle George (s1, ep)

A neighbor's letter about an unfaithful wife disturbs an advice columnist.

1:00am

Mission: Impossible

Blues (aka Hard Rock) (s6, ep10)

The IMF plots to bring down a corrupt music producer who murdered a singer he had under contract through manipulating his equally unscrupulous partner.

2:00am

The Fugitive

Set Fire To A Straw Man (s3, ep11)

Kimble reluctantly becomes involved with Stella Savano, the sister of George Savano, a mobster who runs the trucking company where Kimble works. Stella is an emotionally disturbed woman with a dangerous attraction to Johnny, the adopted eight-year-old son

3:00am

Harry O

Eyewitness

"A slaying in a black ghetto finds Harry Orwell relying on a blind "eyewitness" to zero in on the killer."

4:00am

Dragnet

Police Commission - Dr-13 (s3, ep5)

The detectives crack down on wildcatters—freelance tow-truck drivers who victimize motorists.

4:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-06 (s3, ep6)

Friday's apartment party provides insight into the nature of an officer's private life.

5:00am

Adam-12

Team Work (s7, ep3)

As part of a trial program, Malloy and Reed team with Motor Officer Grant to better combat crime. Out on patrol, they make a safety check at a residence, investigate a suspicious witness at the scene of a traffic accident, deal with a young member of a neighborhood watch, respond to an annoying complaint about illegally parked cars and perform a daylight stakeout to catch a serial burglar.

5:30am

Adam-12

Roll Call (s7, ep4)

An anonymous call of shots fired over the radio leads to an 'Emergency!' roll call and frantic search for Motor Officer Grant. Meanwhile, Malloy and Reed respond to a citizen report of an armed robbery in progress at a bar, and Reed goes undercover as a pizza delivery driver to bust a dangerous scam.

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6:00am

Toon In With Me

Catch The Connection: Holiday Edition

"Mr. Quizzer is back again with a holiday edition of his new game show, "Catch The Connection." Bill, Toony and viewers will have to guess what all five of the cartoons have in common."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Library Book (s3, ep18)

Ward allows Beaver to check out a book on his library card but when Beaver loses the book he becomes convinced that Ward will be put in jail, thanks to Eddie Haskell's wiseguy comments.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Election (s3, ep19)

Eddie nominates Wally for class president but Wally has no interest in the position; that is until Ward gives him some encouragement. Wally quickly gets wrapped up in the election and his friends see a change in him—a change that prompts them to vote against him.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Ill-fated Faker (s4, ep3)

Jim Ferris is having an affair with his uncle's bored young wife. They concoct a scheme to finagle $80,000 from the man by faking a kidnapping. It doesn't take long before things go horribly wrong.

9:00am

Matlock

The Play (s8, ep)

When an actress is murdered, Matlock represents her director in a community theatre play—on the grounds that Matlock won't be cut from his role in the production!

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

By Means Most Foul (s5, ep17)

A restaurateur and her mechanic boyfriend plot to eliminate her husband, but their scheme backfires. Gillespie takes heat over a string of mailbox bashings. And Virgil soon regrets ignoring Parker's theory regarding where the vandals would strike next.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Indiscretion (s9, ep18)

Corabeth finds a romantic letter in Ike's belongings and wants a divorce

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Violators (s10, ep4)

When someone is scalped in Dodge, the townsfolk are eager to blame the Indians.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Showdown (s2, ep1)

After taking part in robbing the Virginia City bank, Sam Kirby gets hired at the Ponderosa, moonlighting as a farm hand while waiting to hear when the townsfolk have given up searching for the thieves.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

I Take This Woman (s5, ep6)

Lou looks for a way out when the man her dying father promised her to arrives.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Assailants (s5, ep7)

An assassination plot unfolds as four gunmen disguised as cavalrymen enter North Fork. Their target: Sen. Jim Borden. Their weapon: a Gatling gun.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clarence Mullins Story (s6, ep32)

"Duke and Charlie leave the train for supplies and to see Duke's old friends at a fort. One is a minister who was cashiered out of the Army who is trying to create peace with the Modocs despite a Major who only wants to kill all Indians."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Inheritance Tax (s3, ep9)

A child is trapped in a car under downed power lines. A stockbroker with heart problems is reluctant to be treated. An elderly woman that Roy and John treated the previous year dies and remembers them in her will. Dr. Early administers first aid to two young boys. A teenager loses a hamburger eating contest. The Paramedics treat a burn victim at an explosive fire.

Ed Begley Jr. guest stars!

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks (s8, ep1)

A clumsy foot soldier, "Look Out Below" Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high spirits enveloping the hospital.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Are You Now, Margaret? (s8, ep2)

A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper—too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, so the gang set out to help Margaret.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Guerilla My Dreams (s8, ep3)

The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 1 (s8, ep4)

On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sneeze, The (s5, ep10)

Ray fears that he is going to come down with something dreadful.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

What Good Are You? (s5, ep12)

Ray questions his manliness.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Masterpiece (s6, ep3)

Hogan convinces Klink that the kommandant is a great painter so the prisoners can meet an underground contact at an art gallery.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Gestapo Takeover (s6, ep6)

The Gestapo takes over Stalag 13, planning to send Klink and Schultz to the Russian Front.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Paul Sand And Eydie Gorme

In The Parolee, an just released parole tries to calm his girlfriend down before she makes a scene and gets him thrown back in jail. Then, in Salute to the Movie Series, the gang parodies classic entertainment, including "Young Dr. Kildaire", "The Cisco Kid", and "The Latin Bombshell". Finally, in The Wolfman, Carol and friends poke fun at horror movie cliches with a haunted castle, gypsy, and a wolfman.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Drowning Duck (s1, ep4)

Donald Briggs is an unscrupulous private investigator hired by Clyde Waters to uncover information about Marv Adams, his daughter's fiance. Briggs learns that Marv Adams' father was Ben Devereaux, who was convicted of murder 18 years ago.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare As A Child (s1, ep29)

A schoolteacher finds a strange and very serious little girl on the stairs outside her apartment. The girl seems to know her, and tries to jog her memory about a man she saw earlier that day.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Run For Doom (s1, ep)

A doctor plans to marry a good-looking soloist despite warnings that her three ex-husbands all experienced brutal deaths.

1:05am

Mannix

The Cost Of A Vacation (s1, ep2)

While investigating the location of a missing person, Joe uncovers the death of a colleague who appears to have committed suicide.

2:05am

Cannon

Stakeout

"Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story."

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Mystery Clycle (s3, ep8)

An insurance settlement hangs on the result of an investigation of a motorcycle manufacturer's death.

4:00am

Dragnet

Robbery - Dr-15 (s3, ep7)

The detectives tackle cases for the department's robbery division.

4:30am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-12 (s3, ep8)

Police and Secret Service undertake maximum security for a Presidential visit to Los Angeles.

5:00am

Adam-12

Suspect Number One (s7, ep5)

Malloy tries to find a way to help a 60-year-old career criminal he arrested 10 years ago, who was recently released and begs to be re-arrested so he can spend his retirement years in the federal penitentiary. Meanwhile, he and Reed become suspicious while investigating an apparent home burglary, and later respond to a bank robbery in progress.

5:30am

Adam-12

Point Of View (s7, ep6)

Sgt. MacDonald is suffering a marital crisis and turns to Malloy for advice. On today's patrol, a female cashier is taken hostage inside a grocery store by a couple of trigger-happy robbers who attempt to escape on the roof, and an elderly woman turns up missing from her retirement home.

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6:00am

Toon In With Me

Rival Of The Ages: Holiday Edition

"We're pitting Boomer versus Zoomer to see which generation reigns supreme with holiday challenges."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Andy (s3, ep20)

An old acquaintance of Ward's stops by and offers to paint the trim on the house. However, June and Ward are both apprehensive about the prospect of an alcoholic coming in contact with Wally and Beaver, despite the fact that he says he's cleaned himself up.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Dance (s3, ep21)

Both Beaver and Larry are forced into attending dancing school by their parents and after one lesson, they find that they absolutely detest it, like they knew they would. This prompts them to skip class next time and they hide out behind a barn until it's time to go home.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Singular Double (s4, ep4)

Mason is accused of obstructing justice when he defends a woman who had faked her own suicide by running an empty car off a cliff. It seems as though the police found the body of another woman in the wreckage.

9:00am

Matlock

The Fatal Seduction: Part 1 (s8, ep)

In North Carolina for a funeral, Matlock, Leanne and Cliff end up getting involved in a pair of murders connected to two young women.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Trundel's Will Be Done (s5, ep18)

V.J. Trundel's widow takes Harriet to court to gain custody of Eric. But Harriet is determined that her nephew will not be raised in the home of the man who ordered the murder of her sister.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Heartache (s9, ep19)

Rose and Stanley plan to get married.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Doctor's Wife (s10, ep5)

When a new doctor arrives in Dodge, his wife starts a smear campaign against Doc Adams.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Mission (s2, ep2)

Hoss befriends an old drunk named Charlie Trent, who at one time had been the best scout the Army had. When the Army's current scout, Lewt Cutter, refuses to obey Captain Pender's orders, he is fired and replaced by Charlie, whom the captain knew from his earlier days.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Mark's Rifle (s5, ep8)

Sharpshooter Marty Blair tries to persuade Lucas to buy Mark a rifle.

Sammy Davis Jr. guest stars!

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Most Amazing Man (s5, ep9)

Fast-draw artist Wade Randall is less than anxious to display his prowess.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The David Garner Story (s6, ep33)

"Hale is entrusted to deliver $8,000 to a bank. Young David Garner is determined to steal it and he stows along on the wagon train, along with a girl who's in love with him. Following them is a shady man who seems to have a hold over David."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Zero (s3, ep10)

A woman screams for therapeutic reasons. When the paramedics are interviewed on a TV program, Johnny freezes in front of the camera and Roy must bail him out. A young boy attempts suicide by leaping off an apartment ledge at the hospital; the doctors suspect he may be an abused child. The paramedics rescue a man trapped in a doughnut machine and a child from a fire.

The final appearance of Radar O'Reilly!

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 2 (s8, ep5)

As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Period Of Adjustment (s8, ep6)

Klinger and B.J. both have Radar-related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken B.J. becomes violent with Hawkeye.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Nurse Doctor (s8, ep7)

A beautiful and ambitious young nurse, Harris, who plans to become a doctor when she leaves the Army, finds herself in a misunderstanding with Father Mulcahy. Meanwhile, the camp's water supply is depleted, and the rest of the 4077th is more concerned about where their next shower will come from.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Private Finance (s8, ep8)

A South Korean woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to help her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Super Bowl (s5, ep13)

Ray must choose who will accompany him to the Super Bowl.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray's Journal (s5, ep14)

Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Kommandant Schultz (s6, ep7)

Schultz lets his new power as camp kommandant go to his head.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Eight O'clock And All Is Well (s6, ep8)

Hogan finds that a new prisoner is a German spy right after he tells the man all about their secret operations.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Jack Weston

In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sulky Girl (s1, ep5)

An impetuous niece who demands her trust fund be released comes to Mason for help. But it's her boyfriend who needs defending when he is charged with murdering her controlling uncle.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

A Stop At Willoughby (s1, ep30)

Riding home from work on a train, a stressed-out man falls asleep and dreams it is 1880 and he is entering a small town called Willoughby.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Death Of A Cop (s1, ep)

A police officer concocts a grim preparation to punish the killer of his son, a recruit cop.

1:05am

Mannix

Warning: Live Blueberries (s1, ep10)

Mannix heads for a hippie retreat to investigate the disappearance of a missing girl who is linked to the death of a basketball star.

2:05am

Cannon

The Predators (s2, ep6)

Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dark Homecoming (s3, ep9)

Barnaby must find out what happened to a woman who disappeared after dating a country singer's ex.

4:00am

Dragnet

Training - Dr-18 (s3, ep9)

Friday clashes with a woman writer gathering research material for an article on policewomen.

4:30am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-14 (s3, ep10)

Friday and Gannon try to get citizens to take part in a crime-prevention campaign.

5:00am

Adam-12

Lady Beware (s7, ep)

Malloy and Reed join forces with Sgt. Gloria Tyler to search for a rapist who attacks teen girls.

5:30am

Adam-12

X-force (s7, ep8)

Malloy and Reed lead a house-to-house search for a missing six-year-old girl, and what Malloy does after discovering the horrible things that have happened to her could short-circuit his career ambitions. Meanwhile, they come to the aid of a man who's gotten stuck in a storm sewer.

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6:00am

Toon In With Me

Mr. Quizzer's Trivia Hour: Holiday Edition

"Mr. Quizzer presents an hour of holiday trivia along with festive cartoons."

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Larry's Club (s3, ep22)

Larry is furious when Beaver leaves him out when he joins a club called the Bloody Five. To get revenge, Larry makes up a story that he is starting his own club and that people are waiting in line to join. This prompts Beaver to resign from the Bloody Five and he tries to join Larry's bogus club.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

School Sweater (s3, ep23)

Wally lends his school sweater to Frances and quickly finds getting it back is going to be difficult because the girl keeps making up excuses. Things reach a boiling point when Ward and June overhear Frances bragging to her friends how Wally is chasing after her.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lavender Lipstick (s4, ep5)

A heiress to a cosmetics company is charged with the murder of the company's owner.

9:00am

Matlock

The Fatal Seduction: Part 2 (s8, ep)

In North Carolina for a funeral, Matlock, Leanne and Cliff end up getting involved in a pair of murders connected to two young women.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Moseley's Lot (s5, ep19)

Gillespie learns that the son of an old friend is a compulsive gambler. The young man wants his father to pay off his losses. But when two gangsters show up from New Orleans to collect, his jealous sibling sees the perfect opportunity to get rid of his troubled brother.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Lumberjack (s9, ep20)

A new company starts in the area and wants to sell wood to the Waltons.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Take Her, She's Cheap (s10, ep6)

A grateful family wants Matt to marry their daughter.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Badge Without Honor (s2, ep3)

Adam is rescued from an ambush by Gerald Eskith, a lawman who is on a mission to Virginia City. Eskith is looking for a man who happens to be married to a close friend of the Cartwrights. By the time Adam realizes Eskith's real agenda, it may be too late to save someone's life.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Squeeze Play (s5, ep10)

A speculator will stop at nothing to grab Lucas's land.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Gun Shy (s5, ep11)

Mark blames himself for a friend's accidental death.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

Alias Bill Hawks (s6, ep34)

Bill Hawks travels to a desert town to visit an old friend, an indian who has a ranch there. However, upon arriving on his friend's property, he discovers that it is under the control of the local townspeople, who are drilling for water, and that his friend is nowhere to be seen. The townspeople are unwilling to give him any information, and in fact display outright hostility towards him, leading Hawks to suspect that his friend may be in danger or even dead.

4:00pm

Emergency!

The Promise (s3, ep11)

Responding to a vehicle fire, the firemen discover a catatonic mechanic; at Rampart the doctors are mystified by his condition. Roy lectures a woman who keeps calling the paramedics because she is lonely. A woman mixes ammonia with bleach and inhales poisonous gas. An elderly couple is trapped in their house by a bunch of tumbleweeds.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mr. And Mrs. Who? (s8, ep9)

Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.

It's a race against the clock in this real time episode.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Life Time (s8, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. B.J.'s harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Uncle Abdul (s8, ep12)

Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Captain's Outrageous (s8, ep13)

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Silent Partners (s5, ep15)

Debra realizes that her and Ray, no longer have anything to say to one another.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fairies (s5, ep16)

Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Record (s6, ep9)

Klink gives the prisoners a recorder so they can send messages home, but Hogan plans on using the device to record a top-secret SS meeting.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

It's Dynamite (s6, ep10)

A dynamite truck, which Hogan plans on hi-jacking, deviates from its planned route.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest John Byner

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey fight in front of an encounter group. Then, in Fun in a Saloon, a western bad guy starts a dancing brawl. Finally, in Court Stenographer, Carol plays a recorder who can't help but interfere with the court case.

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Silent Partner (s1, ep6)

Harry Bright and Chuck Clark were once best friends and business partners, until Margaret entered the picture. Margaret, a young woman on the make, entranced Chuck into marrying her. When Margaret is found shot to death, Harry is arrested.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

The Chaser (s1, ep31)

A man, desperate to win the affection of a beautiful woman, slips her a love potion.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

A Home Away From Home (s2, ep)

When a mental institution patient imprisons the staff, he reverses the roles of doctors and patients.

1:05am

Mannix

Beyond The Shadow Of A Dream (s1, ep9)

A mentally unstable woman is having trouble grasping the difference between nightmare and reality. Mannix is hired to figure which of her companions is creating her confusion.

2:05am

Cannon

A Long Way Down (s2, ep7)

An illegal immigrant from Mexico has died in a coyote's case. Sheep grower Rita McBain is accused of the deed. Cannon must prove Rita's innocence and deal with a human smuggler ring.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Time To Kill (s3, ep10)

When a dinner guest falls asleep, his host steals his diamond.

4:00am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-16 (s3, ep11)

A businessman's war against drug addiction results in a new group whose motto is "freaking out isn't in."

4:30am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Dr-20 (s3, ep12)

Martin Milner and Kent McCord appear as Officers Malloy and Reed to portray the policeman's role in society.

Dick Van Patten guest stars!

5:00am

Adam-12

Alcohol

"A drunk's antics appear harmless at first; a stakeout uncovers a cash stash."

5:30am

Adam-12

Credit Risk (s7, ep10)

After his wife's credit card is turned down attempting to buy a washing machine, an irate Reed begins a long and painful process with his bank to get his credit rating corrected. Out on patrol, he and Malloy investigate a parking lot hit-and-run accident based on the victim's recollection of the perpetrator's license plate number, search for two runaways who steal camping gear from a store's basement and make a rare mistake after responding to a liquor store robbery.

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6:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: Holiday Edition

"Bill and Toony enjoy the holiday splendor of the 1960s with nostalgic party food, vintage crafting and more!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Hypnotist (s3, ep24)

After seeing someone being hypnotized in a movie, Beaver sets out to do the same. He tries hypnotism on Eddie—who pretends Beaver has hypnotized him—and Beaver gets scared when Eddie won't snap out of the trance.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And Alma (s3, ep25)

After drawing Alma's name for a school picnic, Wally finds himself meeting her parents and her mother takes an immediate liking to Wally, setting him and Alma up on numerous dates, but then turns around and accuses Wally of monopolizing Alma's time.

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wandering Widow (s4, ep6)

When a man accused of a murder is freed from prison upon newly discovered eyewitness testimony, it starts a chain reaction of blackmail and murder.

9:00am

Matlock

The Diner (s8, ep)

Matlock takes Leanne to meet Martha Jordan, the wife of his very first client back in 1962. Stan Shaw was a black cook at a diner accused of killing a white sheriff after a disagreement. Charlie Matlock pushed his son to take the case, despite the fact that his representing a black man wouldn't sit well with the townspeople.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Family Reunion (s5, ep20)

An ex-convict attempts to retrieve his loot from his wife and her new husband in this tongue-in-cheek episode.

11:00am

The Waltons

The Hostage (s9, ep21)

One of Mary Ellen's mountain patient dies, leaving his young teen to the helping hand

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Help Me Kitty (s10, ep7)

Kitty and an unmarried expectant mother end up stranded in the desert when bandits attack their stagecoach.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Mill (s2, ep4)

Ben's neighbor, Joyce, comes to the Ponderosa asking Ben to help her disabled husband build a mill. She thinks the project will help her husband break free from his depression and the grip of a man named Ezekiel.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Anvil Chorus (s5, ep12)

Nils Swenson, North Fork's blacksmith, volunteers to take the marshal's place for a few days while Micah attends a wedding in another town. To help maintain peace, Nils institutes a policy that anyone coming into town must turn in their weapons, getting them back when they leave. This plan backfires on Nils when some dishonest men come to town.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Conflict (s5, ep13)

Lucas's self-confidence begins to slip away when he misses an easy shot.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Antone Rose Story (s6, ep35)

"Invalid rancher Henry Ludlow is so determined that daughter Judy not marry Basque sheepherder Antone Rose that he sells his land and joins the wagon train to head west. When Antone learns of this, he joins the train as well to marry her."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Body Language (s3, ep12)

A crop-duster makes a rough landing in a field; the pilot suffers a punctured lung, and a bystander is poisoned with pesticide. A patient reports to Rampart with an ear infection caused by mothballs. A couple overdoses on daffodil bulbs. A weekend cowboy refuses treatment after falling from his horse. Two victims of a traffic accident get friendly. The lead singer of a rock band goes into cardiac arrest.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Stars And Stripes (s8, ep14)

Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit from Scully.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Yessir, That's Our Baby (s8, ep15)

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Shelley Long guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bottle Fatigue (s8, ep16)

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Heal Thyself (s8, ep17)

Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into the 4077th and seems to be a gem in terms of both personality and ability.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Stefania Arrives (s5, ep17)

Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Humm Vac (s5, ep18)

Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Tiger (s6, ep11)

Hogan and his men try to rescue an underground leader on route to Berlin to be executed.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Broadcast (s6, ep12)

Hogan uses Klink's car radio to sneak a message to London when a pair of radio detection trucks enters the area.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Steve Lawrence

In Double Calamity, the gang parodies the film-noir classic "Double Indemnity", with Carol as Barbara Stanwyck and Steve as Fred McMurray.

I Dream of Jeannie star Barbara Eden guest stars!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Angry Mourner (s1, ep7)

Carla Adrian is having trouble fending off amorous neighbor Mark Cushing. When another neighbor hears a shot and a woman's scream in Mark Cushing's cabin, it's not long before the police discover Cushing's dead body and arrest Mrs. Belle Adrian.

Jack Klugman guest stars!

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

A Passage For Trumpet (s1, ep32)

Convinced he'll never amount to anything, a trumpet player attempts suicide and then finds himself in a world where no one can hear or see him.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

A Nice Touch (s2, ep)

An adulterous partner is caught between a drunken husband and a determined lover.

1:05am

Mannix

Huntdown (s1, ep12)

Mannix is stuck in a farm town with an injured foot, and a group of citizens who seem to be keeping a deadly secret from him.

2:05am

Cannon

The Rip-off (s2, ep8)

Dr. Simeon is accused by orderly Duran of stealing drugs in the Metropolitan Hospital . Cannon has to find out whether this is right.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death On Deposit (s3, ep11)

A cattleman is murdered in his own corral on the day he was to withdraw his money from the bank.

4:00am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-17 (s3, ep13)

A conference provokes old-line policemen to reassess their attitudes, particularly toward minority groups.

4:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-22 (s3, ep14)

A 91-year-old apartment-house manager gets involved in a murder investigation.

5:00am

Adam-12

Pot Shot (s7, ep12)

While paying a visit to the laundromat before going into work, Malloy encounters a man using the facilities to dry something much different from clothing. On patrol, he and Reed deal with a minister-in-training who uses a very unorthodox method to get his message across, try to reunite a Finnish-speaking child with her family, mediate a strange dispute between feuding neighbors and engage in a high-speed chase with a well known drug dealer.

5:30am

Adam-12

G.t.a. (s7, ep13)

Malloy and Reed investigate a large car theft operation that targets older cars, then stages them around the city as abandoned vehicles so they can be towed and scrapped. Meanwhile, they try to figure out why the son of Malloy's girlfriend is getting bad grades, search for a suspect who robbed an elderly woman and attempt to rescue two foolish teenagers who enter a house that is being fumigated.

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6:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' All 50: Holiday Edition

"Bill and Toony explore regional holiday eats, treats, and traditions around America!"

7:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Bike (s3, ep26)

Beaver asks his parents if he could ride his new bike to school instead of the bus, and after some hesitating they finally agree to it. However, on the first day, a naive Beaver gets his bike stolen.

7:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Orchid (s3, ep27)

Wally asks out a rich girl who drops hints that she would like an orchid for her corsage. Wally quickly discovers that getting one is going to be more difficult then he originally thought.

Ken Curtis of Gunsmoke fame guest stars!

8:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Clumsy Clown (s4, ep7)

Two owners of a circus are trying to buy out each other. Both also are after a clown in the circus for the funds. The second owner is blackmailing him regarding his wife's second marriage.

9:00am

Matlock

The View (s8, ep)

While out of town, Matlock sees a woman attacked from the window of his hotel. The next day he learns that she is dead, convinced that the attacker he saw is the murderer. However, Matlock has a hard time convincing the police, who believe the killer to be the woman's husband.

10:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Sanctuary: Part 1 (s5, ep21)

A political prisoner who entered the country illegally, seeks sanctuary in a monastery. Gillespie and Tibbs find themselves at odds with Sheriff McComb when they try to help the man.

Series finale!

11:00am

The Waltons

The Revel (s9, ep22)

John-Boy returns to New York with a new book - that is not good

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Hung High (s10, ep8)

A lawman-hater causes trouble for Matt and a retired marshal.

1:00pm

Bonanza

The Hopefuls (s2, ep5)

While in Virginia City on ranch business, Adam meets up with Sam Board. As they are leaving town, they come across a wagon train and decide to help the settlers out. Adam finds himself falling for the daughter of the group's leader, but soon finds that love doesn't always overcome morals and beliefs.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

Incident At Line Shack Six (s5, ep14)

Railroad gang boss John Gangling kills one of his crew to rob him of his savings. To cover his tracks, Gangling puts the blame on Johnny Wing, an Apache worker.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

Suspicion (s5, ep15)

On the road Lucas and Mark come upon Winslow Quince, a peddler whose wagon has broken down, and help him get his wagon into North Fork for repair. While in North Fork Quince barters several items that implicate him in a series of murders.

3:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jim Whitlow Story (s6, ep36)

"Duke Shannon returns to check on his small ranch he split evenly with a childhood friend. When he arrives he finds tenant farmers being bull-whipped and a ruthless foreman his partner does not want to fire claiming he is needed."

4:00pm

Emergency!

Understanding (s3, ep13)

At an explosive fire, a girl's horse is trapped in a burning barn. Dr. Brackett and Nurse McCall lecture a man who keeps forgetting his insulin shots. A girl calls the hospital, threatening suicide; firemen stand by while hospital workers attempt to trace the call. A hostage in a bank robbery has heart problems; the paramedics must treat him at gunpoint.

5:00pm

M*A*S*H

Old Soldiers (s8, ep18)

Hawkeye is appointed temporary commander of the 4077th when Colonel Potter rushes off to Tokyo on a mysterious mission. While in command, Hawkeye's main problem is housing a large group of Korean refugees comprised mainly of rambunctious children who need medical care.

5:30pm

M*A*S*H

Morale Victory (s8, ep19)

Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstatic about his operation on a wounded soldier, Sheridan, which saved the boy's leg, leaving only "negligible" side effects—less use of his right hand. However, the soldier was a concert pianist before the war.

Robert Alda guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Lend A Hand (s8, ep20)

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Cruel World (s8, ep21)

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself.

8:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Canister, The (s5, ep19)

Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a canister.

8:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Net Worth (s5, ep20)

Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme.

9:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Gypsy (s6, ep13)

In an effort to transport a German anti-radar to London, Hogan passes LeBeau off as a fortune teller after convincing Klink he was struck by lightning.

9:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Dropouts (s6, ep14)

Hogan helps three German scientists escape to England.

10:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Opening Talk on Plane, passengers discuss their plans in Australia. Then, Carol and friends perform "Waltzing Matilda" and "It's Today". Next, in The Oldest Man, the Sydney orchestra is led by the Oldest Man. Finally, in The Ham Actor, an ailing Carol tries to perform, despite already being replaced by Vicki.

Frances Bavier, Aunt Bee from Mayberry, makes a guest appearance!

10:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crimson Kiss (s1, ep8)

Fay Allison is getting married in a few days to Dane Grover. Her roommate, Anita Bonsal, is having a clandestine affair with a married man, Carver Clement. When Aunt Louise arrives early one morning to see Fay, she finds Fay and Anita both unconscious.

11:35pm

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Bevis (s1, ep33)

An eccentric loser gets a new life from his guardian angel, but there is a price to keeping it.

12:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Terror At Northfield (s2, ep)

A pious extremist embarks on a killing spree to retaliate for the death of his son.

Christopher Knight makes his television debut on this episode!

1:05am

Mannix

Coffin For A Clown (s1, ep13)

Mannix is on the middle of a fence when it comes to an intense child custody case, in which he is working for the mother while seeing the father dash attempts on his life.

2:05am

Cannon

Child Of Fear (s2, ep9)

Paul Stubber taps the computer of the railroad company to be able to rob cars with valuable goods. However, nothing can be proved against him. Cannon finds Stubber's weak spot: The crook fights for the right to keep his son.

3:05am

Barnaby Jones

Web Of Deceit (s3, ep12)

A newsman takes pictures of evidence showing that an industrialist is involved with the mob.

4:00am

Petticoat Junction

What's A Trajectory? (s3, ep14)

The curious ways of a Mr. Reynolds raise eyebrows when he checks into the Shady Rest. And a suspicious Uncle Joe turns vigilante when he hears the Benton Bank has been robbed, believing the culprit to be in his midst.

4:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Butler Did It (s3, ep15)

Bobbie Joe enters a contest sponsored by Gibney's Old English Tomato Sauce and wins first prize: an English butler.

5:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny's Garden (s2, ep3)

Granny wants to plough the front lawn of the mansion to grow vegetables.

5:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Elly Starts To School (s2, ep4)

Elly May enrolls at a finishing school and her clothes start a fashion trend among the rich girls.

6:00am

Popeye and Pals

Baby Wants A Bottleship, Judge For A Day, Popeye Meets Hercules

"Olive entrusts the care of Swee'pea to Popeye while she goes on a shopping tour., Betty Boop imagines life as a judge., Popeye challenges Hercules."

6:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Professor Tom, Hound And The Rabbit, Is There A Doctor In The Mouse?

"A younger cat looks to Tom to teach him how to properly catch mice., A rabbit recruits a dachshund for his football team but a predatory fox ruins any plans for a game when he arrives., Drinking a potion he mixed together helps Jerry beat Tom to all the food."

7:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Ace In The Hole, Under The Spreading Blacksmith Shop, Pied Piper Of Basin Street, Greedy Gabby Gator, Chilly And Looney Gooney, Woodpecker In The Rough

"Woody Woodpecker is a stable boy who longs to fly a plane. But the bulldog sergeant on the airfield stands in his way., Blacksmith Papa Panda bets Andy he couldn't shoe a horse. Papa Panda dresses up as a horse to ensure he wins the bet., A trombone player plays swing to rid a town of rats, but when the mayor refused to pay his promised fee, the musician has a trick up his sleeve., Gabby tricks Woody into thinking his kitchen is a health resort, but gets chased by a crocodile who in turn wants to eat him., Chilly and Gooney the "Gooney Bird" Albatross work together to avoid the hunter Colonel Pot Shot., A power player challenges Woody to a high stakes golf game."

8:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Lighter Than Hare, Quackodile Tears, Scrambled Aches, Apes Of Wrath, The Rebel Without Claws, Wild Over You, Sahara Hare

"Sam sends his robot to Earth to capture Bugs in his home, a trash dump. , Daffy's wife insists he sit on her egg, but he soon gets up and the egg rolls into a pile of crocodile eggs. , The Coyote chases the Roadrunner again! , The stork makes a mistake when he delivers Bugs to an expecting gorilla family., All the Confederate Army's carrier pigeons have been shot down, leaving the task of delivering an important message to Tweety. , A female wildcat paints a white stripe on herself to scare a zookeeper and escape from the zoo at the Paris Exposition. Pepe LePew pursues his love, but any time he showers her with hugs and kisses the claws come out and she attacks., Bugs Bunny takes a wrong turn on the way to Miami Beach and ends up in the Sahara Desert. While in the desert, Bugs upsets Yosemite Sam and causes him to be pursued."

9:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Pistoleros (s4, ep19)

Gordon and West head to a lonely outpost to battle a terrorist gang.

10:00am

Wagon Train

The Barnaby West Story (s6, ep37)

"Bill meets young Barnaby West, who claims he is traveling west to see his father, a famous frontiersman. Bill invites him to join the wagon train. But he and the others wonder just how much, if any, of young Barnaby's story is really true."

11:00am

The Big Valley

Turn Of A Card (s2, ep26)

Heath must deliver $5,000 to his brothers to buy a much-needed mine pump at a government auction. A professional gambler wants to divest him of his money, finding Heath’s achilles heel: His chivalry toward the gambler’s Tahitian bond-woman.

12:00pm

Gunsmoke

Jonah Hutchinson (s10, ep9)

After spending 30 years in prison, Jonah Hutchinson sets out to rebuild his ranching empire.

1:00pm

Bonanza

Denver Mckee (s2, ep6)

While celebrating the return of his daughter, Connie, former lawman McKee is asked to assist in the capture of an outlaw gang. While Joe is courting Connie, no one realizes that McKee is involved with the outlaws.

2:00pm

The Rifleman

The Sidewinder (s5, ep16)

Gridley Mau is gunning for Lucas, who killed his father during an attempted robbery.

2:30pm

The Rifleman

The Sixteenth Cousin (s5, ep17)

A Japanese nobleman seeks revenge when his servant is insulted.

3:00pm

Rawhide

Blood Harvest (s7, ep19)

Clete Bonner and his grandson, Will, posing as Jonas and Duke Williams, join the drive to see whether Will's dad, Adam, is suitable to take Will. Adam, known as Cable now, is scheming with two others to steal 1,500 head and sell to the Army.

4:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Deliver The Body (s1, ep38)

Paladin is hired to bring in the killer of the sheriff in a Nevada town. He brings him in but has some doubts about his guilt and decides to hang around for the trial.

4:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Black Belt (s2, ep26)

Josh and Jason are on the trail of a karate expert accused of killing his employer—and someone wants the man brought in dead.

5:00pm

The Three Stooges

Wee Wee Monsieur, Dizzy Pilots, An Ache In Every Stake, Rumpus In The Harem, Triple Crossed, Uncivil Warriors

"Paris is for loveres, and for the Three Stooges, as struggling artists who paint themselves into a cornerwhenthey try to rescue a military captain from kidnappers. , The Stooges are the Wrong brothers, three inventors trying to finish building an airplane they can sell to the army and thereby avoid the draft. When their plane, the "Buzzard", turns out to be a flop, the boys are drafted into the army where they have trouble with a tough drill sergeant. , Set in the civil war, the Stooges are spies for the north. , The Stooges are icemen who, while delivering ice to a house on the top of a high hill, destroy several cakes that a wealthy man is trying to bring home. When their antics cause the servants at their customer's house to quit, the boys are hired to take their place and prepare a dinner party. What they don't know is that the party is for the man whose cakes they wrecked. When Moe's gas filled cake explodes and the man realizes whom they are, they must leave in a hurry. , Set in a desert land where the Stooges run a restaurant, the boys need money to pay their fiancee's taxes, or the girls will be sold as slaves. Some crooks come into their restaurant and convince the boys to recover the stolen Rootin Tootin diamond. The Stooges decide to return the diamond to the government and get the reward money. They learn that the Emir of Shmo has absconded with the contraband jewel. They journey to the stronghold of Shmo where they disguise as Santa Clauses and scare the ruler into giving them the diamond. , Larry is a pet dealer who's seeing Moe's wife while at the same time trying to steal Joe's fiancee. When Moe's become suspicious, Larry attempts to frame Joe as the boyfriend. Larry's plan backfires when Joe catches him and lets Moe deliver some punishment. "

7:00pm

Svengoolie

Brides Of Dracula

"A young teacher on her way to a position in Transylvania helps a young man escape the shackles his mother has put on him. In so doing she innocently unleashes the horrors of the undead once again on the populace, including those at her school for ladies. Luckily for some, Dr Van Helsing is already on his way."

9:30pm

House of Svengoolie

Sharktopus

"A half-shark and half-octopus creature created for the military creates a whole lot of terror in Mexico, while the scientist who helped to create it tries to either capture or kill it."

12:00am

Lost in Space

A Change Of Space (s1, ep28)

The Intergalactic Delivery Service comes to Priplanus. Once again Dr. Smith seeks transportation and has Will "test drive" the spaceship. Will returns much smarter than when he left. Smith realizing the same could happen to him, the increase of intellect, boards the spaceship. His trip, however, ends in his rapid aging and subsequent impending death. To make matters worse, the owner of the spaceship has returned to take the vehicle back, stranding Will and Dr. Smith in their altered state.

1:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Creature: Part 1 (s1, ep28)

Nelson attempts to destroy a creature that threatens to grow large enough to demolish whole cities.

2:00am

Land of the Giants

The Deadly Dart (s2, ep20)

Dan is accused of murdering two Giants and begins acting oddly, arousing his crewmates' suspicions.

3:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Kidnappers (s1, ep28)

In an attempt to rescue Ann from kidnappers, Tony and Doug travel more than 6000 years into the future.

Series premiere!

4:00am

The Invaders

Beachhead (s1, ep1)

An architect's close encounter with a spaceship leads him to investigate a small town's hydroelectric plant.

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