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Publicity Hound (s1, ep7)

John is envious of the publicity given to another paramedic. After Roy and John rescue a man trapped in ship's rigging, John gets seasick. Dr. Brackett clashes with a tycoon over a diagnosis. The paramedics rescue a horse from a ditch and a child stuck in a well.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Of Moose And Men (s4, ep11)

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker; B.J. helps Zale, who's received a Dear John letter; and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Soldier Of The Month (s4, ep12)

Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Gun (s4, ep13)

A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mail Call, Again (s4, ep14)

Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Garage Sale, The (s2, ep23)

Ray gets upset that Debra doesn't want to have any more children.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Invasion, The (s3, ep1)

Raymond moves his entire family into his parent's house.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

What A Difference A Date Makes (s6, ep22)

The man who stood Dorothy up for her senior prom contacts her.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Love For Sale (s6, ep23)

The girls prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays an washed-up, silent film actress doing a bug spray commercial. Then, in F. Lee Bunny, Carol asks a Rabbit to be her attorney. Finally, in The Oldest Man, the slaves on a ship get a new recruit -- the Oldest Man.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Mischievous Doll (s8, ep30)

When a shady private investigator and his pawn die mysteriously, the woman who may have been his intended target is charged with their murders.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Long Live Walter Jameson (s1, ep24)

A history teacher talks about the past as if he had lived it.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Return Of The Hero (s3, ep22)

A war hero must choose between a new love and the girl he left behind.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Right Kind Of A House (s3, ep23)

A woman schemes to avenge her son's death with a unique plan.

2:05am

Mannix

Return To Summer Grove (s3, ep5)

At a request of a friend, Mannix returns to his hometown, Summer Grove. His friend is not only seriously ill, he also is a murder suspect.

3:05am

Cannon

The Island Caper (s1, ep19)

An ex-con is threatened when his safe cracking skills are needed for a theft of 1 million dollars.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dead Heat (s4, ep15)

A father willing to do anything for his son to be on the Olympic swimming team gets himself involved in a murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 25 -- Indians (s3, ep9)

Malloy and reed hunt down a suspect who has been bombing downtown storefronts. Then they report to a scuffle between two native americans at a bar that the bartender thinks may be a prelude to something a lot more serious.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Watch The Trains Go By (s4, ep19)

Hogan arranges for Burkhalter's sister to keep Klink occupied, so he can leave camp and blow up a train.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Unlucky 13

"Bill and Toony try to disspell the bad luck that comes with Friday the 13th."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Untogetherness

"The Cleavers are all excited about their annual summer vacation up to the cabin, that is except Wally. Wanting to be close to his latest girl, Wally wants to stay behind and gets permission to stay at Eddie's house during the two weeks the Cleavers are on vacation, but June and Ward are a bit unsure of Wally's plans."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Dinner Date (s6, ep1)

Wally has been constantly spending his time at Julie Foster's house and June suggests that he's old enough to take her out on a dinner date. Julie suggests a new expensive restaurant called The White Fox. However, during the meal Wally discovers that he forgot his wallet at home.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Deadly Toy (s2, ep27)

Martin Selkirk is a major league rotter who wants Claire Allison in the worst way, even though she's dating Dirk Benedict. Selkirk has Dirk's jaw broken and begins sending Claire threatening mail. Then Selkirk is murdered in his beach house.

10:00am

Matlock

The Competition (s7, ep)

Matlock does not believe that a young piano player committed suicide, nor does her father, who hires Matlock to find out what really happened.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Big Aloha

"A young doctor is suspected of having been involved in the murder of his mentor. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Boy From The C.c.c. (s1, ep8)

A troubled teenager from Manhattan runs away from the Civilian Conservation Corps to Walton's Mountain.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Hard Labor (s20, ep20)

Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Mrs. Wharton And The Lesser Breeds (s10, ep17)

When an elderly British woman's jewels are stolen, Candy takes it upon himself to retrieve them from the thieves.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Spiked Rifle (s2, ep9)

Mark is kidnapped as he and Lucas try to protect Banker Hamilton's gold.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Letter Of The Law (s2, ep10)

Lucas makes a life-or-death decision when Micah is held hostage and the kidnappers demand the release of a notorious outlaw.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The John Darro Story (s1, ep8)

A couple on the train try to keep the husband's past from their son, but a tramp threatens to expose the secret.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Weird Wednesday (s1, ep8)

A parachutist lands in a tree, an obese man collapses while jogging, an 80-year-old woman breaks her ankle while dancing, a man can't stop the hiccups, a boy tries to cryogenically freeze himself, a golfer is bitten by a snake, a prostitute brings in a customer suffering from chest pains, and John is injured during the rescue of a drunk driver.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Price Of Tomato Juice (s4, ep15)

Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by—tomato juice.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Ma (s4, ep16)

Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Der Tag (s4, ep17)

Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results.

Alan Alda delivers a landmark performance on this experimental episode!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye (s4, ep18)

Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Driving Frank (s3, ep2)

Debra decides that the kids can't ride with Frank anymore.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sitter, The (s3, ep3)

Debra decides to get a babysitter.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Never Yell Fire In A Crowded Retirement Home (part 1) (s6, ep24)

The deathbed confession of an ex-patient at Shady Pines means bad news.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Never Yell Fire In A Crowded Retirement Home (part 2) (s6, ep25)

Sophia can't remember the events of the evening of the Shady Pines fire.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Lily Tomlin

Lily Tomlin opens with a monologue as Laverna, a chatty woman in a restaurant. Then, in The Godfather, the gang parodies the classic film, with Steve playing Marlon Brando and Carol as his bride. Finally, in Caged Dames, Carol plots her escape from prison to get away from the gruff matron.

Bernard Fox guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Laughing Lady (s9, ep1)

A woman being held in prison pending her trial sees the woman whom she believes committed the crime with which she has been charged on a televised gala.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

People Are Alike All Over (s1, ep25)

When a space exploration crashes on Mars, the surviving passenger is surprised to find that Martians are human-looking, very friendly and apparently just like us.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Foghorn (s3, ep24)

A beautiful woman meets and falls in love with a stranger at her engagement party.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Flight To The East

"A reporter goes from star to villain and then back to "star.""

2:05am

Mannix

The Playground (s3, ep8)

Haughty actor Mitch Cantrell is not exactly loved by his colleagues. When at a film shoot, a murder attempt is made on him, and it is soon up to Mannix to protect the obnoxious actor.

3:05am

Cannon

A Deadly Quiet Town (s1, ep20)

The parents of a teen girl hire Cannon when they discover a charismatic young man is trying to lure their daughter into a cult.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Lonely Victims, The (s4, ep16)

A con man sets up robberies using information he gains from working women looking for love.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Bye, Bye, Doctor (s6, ep10)

A handsome suitor shows up unexpectedly and threatens to take Dr. Janet Craig from the valley.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

First Night Out (s6, ep11)

Betty Jo reluctantly allows Janet, Bobbie Jo and Uncle Joe to look after baby Kathy Jo while she and Steve go out of town on a date. But when Janet and Bobbie Jo are called away from the Shady Rest, Uncle Joe is left with the duty of looking after the child by himself.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hired Gun (s7, ep21)

The Clampetts are opening up J.C. Enterprises at a decent hour, five o’ clock in the morning. Drysdale is getting tired of his largest depositor’s waking him up early and of their practices. To get the Clampetts out, he hires a hired gun to scare the clan. Drysdale and Homer, the hired gun, strike up a plan where Drysdale “defends” the Clampetts, and Homer threatens them.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Happy Bank (s7, ep22)

Drysdale is sick of the Clampetts running their various businesses on the fifth floor, but many of the bank employees visit J.C. Enterprises. One secretary, Carol, is scheming to get Jed to take interest in her, after learning how much he’s worth, while Granny is treating Louise Cats, who she tells Drysdale is a bank employee, but actually is a pregnant cat of Elly May’s.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Many Tanks, Morning, Noon And Night Club, The Anvil Chorus Girl

"Popeye is in the Navy and Bluto is in the Army, but Bluto is confined to camp limits., Popeye temporarily drops his nautical air to become a night club dancer, all for Olive's sake., Popeye and Bluto pass by Olive's blacksmith shop and are smitten."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Barbecue Brawl, The Lost Chick, Downhearted Duckling

"Spike's pool side barbecue is wrecked as Tom chases Jerry through it., Two squirrels find an egg that rolled away from the mother hen's nest and when it hatches they do their best to try and take care of the chick., A depressed baby duck thinks he is ugly after reading "The Ugly Duckling" and wants Tom to eat him but Jerry keeps preventing that."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Ballyhooey, Phoney Express, Southern Fried Hospitality, Robinson Gruesome, What's Sweepin', Tin Can Concert, Box Car Bandit

"Woody tries to watch his quiz show, but it is interrupted by silly commercials., Famous international spy Agent X-13 tries to escape from Willoughby on the Orient Express., Gabby Gator lures Woody to his house by asking him to come perform for the troops. He has him perform on a cooking pan, but when Woody realizes what's going on, he puts Gabby in the pan instead., Chilly rides a melting iceberg to a south seas island, where Smedley has been stranded for 28 years., Woody the street cleaner tries to get even with Officer Wally Walrus for littering a banana peel on the sidewalk by stealing his uniform., Doc, a cat with musical talents, directs a symphony from the top of a grandfather clock. A mouse who lives in the grandfather clock is trying to sleep and tries to stop the music., A bandit and his horse attempt to rob a train guarded by Woody."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Rabbit Hood, Soup Or Sonic, Hoppy Daze, Rabbit Transit, Porky's Building, Stage Door Cartoon

"While stealing a carrot in Sherwood Forest on the king's property, Bugs gets caught by the sheriff. , The Coyote chases the Roadrunner all over the desert and ends up tiny. , Sylvester gets coaching for mouse catching, but it turns out he chose the wrong place to practice because it's Hippety Hopper's territory. , Bugs and Cecil Turtle decide to have their own "tortoise and the hare" race. , Contractor Porky and his conniving competitor compete to build a new city hall. , Elmer Fudd hunts Bugs Bunny. The chase leads to a vaudeville theater where both Bugs and Elmer perform on stage. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Gypsy Peril (s2, ep18)

West and Gordon are escorting the Sultan of Ramapur and his gift to the President, a sacred white elephant. Bandits intercept the train and steal the elephant, and the Sultan demands one million dollars in recompense. West follows the trail to a gypsy camp but it soon turns out not everything is what it seems.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Charles Avery Story (s1, ep9)

Flint suspects that an Army officer has an ulterior motive while accompanying him to deliver a peace treaty to a once hostile Native American chief.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Lightfoot (s4, ep17)

Modoc indian Tom Lightfoot returns from Harvard to find that not everyone is willing to treat him with respect. His bitterness leads him to turn against even his longtime friends, the Barkleys.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

I Have Promises To Keep (s20, ep21)

Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher (David Wayne) wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople to share, but by all of whom that are filled with prejudice.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Erin (s10, ep18)

When Ben allows the Paiutes to camp on Ponderosa land, a neighbor threatens Hoss' fiancée, Erin, a beautiful young woman who was raised by Indians.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Legacy (s2, ep11)

Lucas tries to do a good deed for the old town drunk but it backfires when the drunk's son believes he inherited Lucas' ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Baby Sitter (s2, ep12)

A dance hall singer asks Lucas to care for her daughter in an effort to hide the baby from her self-righteous, bigoted father.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of A Burst Of Evil (s1, ep22)

A badly beaten man says that Comancheros are planning to take the herd. Rowdy befriends a woman, once a countess, now being held by the Comancheros. She sneaks a mirror into Rowdy's saddlebag for the kindness he has shown. At a trading post the mirror is identified as one taken in a Comanche raid.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Fragile (s3, ep7)

Paladin is hired by the owner of "The Frenchman's" restaurant to take a plate glass window to the town of Panamint, a wild gold-mining town.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Rawhide Breed (s1, ep15)

Following an indian attack on their stagecoach, Randall and an eastern gentleman unaccustomed to the ways of the West must trek to safety across many long, hot miles of hostile Apache land.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Restless Knights, What's The Matador, Booby Dupes, Heavenly Daze, Scotched In Scotland, Uncivil War Birds

"Set in Medieval times, the Stooges learn they are of royal blood and vow to save the kingdom. , The Stooges are actors traveling to perform at a fiesta in Mexico. After they accidentally switch suitcases with that of Dolores, a lovely senorita they met on trip down, they must sneak into her house to retrieve their suitcase. When they are confronted by her jealous husband he vows to kill them if he sees them again. At the fiesta where they are performing a comedy bullfight (Curly is the matador, Moe and Larry are in a bull costume) the husband bribes the attendants to let a real bull into the ring. Curly knocks the bull out with a head butt and becomes a hero. , The Stooges are civil war soldiers who are constantly changing uniforms to avoid the opposing armies. Eventually they decide to be loyal to the south, but remain disguised as Union soldiers. Curly is detected as a spy, but Moe and Larry prevent his execution. The boys escape with a secret map and marry their three southern belles. , The Stooges are three fish peddlers who decide to cut out the middleman by catching their own fish. They trade their car and $300 for a "new" boat, which turns out to be a piece of junk that soon falls apart and sinks in the middle of the ocean. Luckily the boys also have a rowboat, which they climb into and then try to signal some passing planes for help. Unfortunately, their paint-spattered rag is mistaken for a Japanese flag and they are bombed from the sky. , A divine comedy classic! Shemp goes to Heaven but isn't allowed through the Pearly Gates until he can reform bad boys Larry and Moe. , Would be detectives, the Stooges get a job guarding a Scotch castle while the owner is away. The servants are crooks intent on robbing the castle of its valuables. Though they do their best to frighten the boys off, the Stooges prevail and expose the crooked goings-on. "

7:00pm

Dallas v Cleveland

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8:00pm

Dallas v Cleveland

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Can you guess who the real monsters are in this memorable episode?

10:30pm

The Twilight Zone

The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street (s1, ep22)

Paranoia strikes the residents of Maple Street when they believe human-looking aliens have invaded the neighborhood.

11:00pm

Star Trek

Spock's Brain (s3, ep1)

After Spock's brain is stolen from his body without surgery, Capt. Kirk initiates a search for the alien culprits.

12:00am

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

The Zombie (s1, ep2)

A grandmother seeks revenge for her grandson's death by turning him into a zombie to do her bidding.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Deadliest Of The Species (s3, ep11)

The Robinsons encounter two aliens who are on a mission to destroy an escaped robot prisoner. Meanwhile, the Robinsons' robot meets and falls in love with the mechanical femme fatale.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Price Of Doom (s1, ep5)

Samples of plankton brought aboard the Seaview mysteriously expand, breaking down bulkheads and threatening the lives of all on board.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Comeback (s2, ep10)

A desperate actor captures the Earthlings, and forces them to act in his new movie so he can help the director save money on special effects.

Series premiere!

4:00am

The Invaders

Beachhead (s1, ep1)

An architect's close encounter with a spaceship leads him to investigate a small town's hydroelectric plant.

5:00am

The Green Hornet

Programmed For Death (s1, ep3)

After reporter Pat Allen is killed at the Daily Sentinel by a leopard, Britt Reid finds a transmitter in a cigarette box. Later, D.A. Scanlon informs Britt of the discovery of a perfect diamond on Allen's desk. Digging around, Reid discovers that the gemologist had been working on producing synthetic diamonds.

5:30am

The Green Hornet

Crime Wave (s1, ep4)

A scientist predicts crimes with a computer that implicates the Green Hornet.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Blood Brothers

"Adams recalls the tale of how he met Nakoma when he was a new "Greenhorn" to the ways of the wilderness. How Nakoma helped him learn survival and also the tribal ceremony that bonded their friendship as Blood Brothers."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Island Outposts

"Marlin and Jim go island-hopping around the world."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monkey Shines

"Marlin and Jim rate the I.Q.’s of the gorilla, chimpanzee, baboon, orangutan, gibbon and ring-tailed monkey."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Fact Or Fallacy

"Marlin and Jim set out to separate fact from fallacy among many popularly held ideas about the animal kingdom."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Amazon Jungle (the Great)

"The great tropical rain forest, supports life at all levels. Fowler captures the largest mammal of the Amazon Jungle."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Queen Of The Everglades

"Marlin and Jim take us into one of the wildest areas of the natural wild kingdom in the U.S., the vast Everglades."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Survival In The Sun

"Even under searing temperatures of 120 degrees or more, life tenaciously takes hold in the Sonora Desert. This American Southwestern region is an arena of daily competition…between animals, plants and insects, struggling to survive the extremes and severities of the desert’s environment. It’s truly a “survival of the fittest,” and a ruggedly beautiful adventure. Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler are there observing as predator hunts its prey, be it the grey fox, badger or sidewinder snake. Then you’ll be part of the intense excitement as a peccary…the only true wild pig in the United States…becomes the target of Marlin’s capture gun, which shoots a harmless, sleep-inducing drug into the animal. The peccary is then tagged, so that its habits may be more carefully studied, and that life, under the difficult circumstances of the Sonora, may be more clearly understood by man."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

54-40 And Fight (s1, ep15)

The Brady family learns that a trading stamp company is going out of business. A fight breaks out over who should get all of the saved stamps, the boys or the girls. If the girls get them, they'll buy a sewing machine and if the boys get them, they'll by a rowboat.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Mike's Horror-scope (s1, ep16)

The day after Carol reads Mike's horoscope, which states "a strange woman will enter your life tomorrow," a difficult and demanding female client begins to dominate Mike's time, keeping him away from home.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Sam Drucker's Visit (s7, ep23)

The Clampetts return from giving up J.C. Enterprises, and Granny gets a telegram saying that Sam Drucker, who won a trip to Hollywood, is going to visit, thinking he is coming to propose. When he arrives, she tries to get him to believe she is the goddess of the handsome Hollywood actors, as does Jethro, who doesn’t want Granny to move to Hooterville.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Guru (s7, ep24)

Jethro decides to become a guru, which he believes will help him get girls, seeking the help of Mrs. Drysdale's guru, who is really a fake after money. Granny tries to bust him, but after the two have some moonshine, she ends up becoming the Great Mother, the Queen of Gurus, herself. She decides to go to India with the guru. Drysdale hears of this and calls the police to arrest the phony guru, but when the police do show they end up arresting Granny in her guru getup.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

The Business Manager (s4, ep3)

Lucy's household accounts are once again out of order and after having their phone and electricity shut off for non-payment, Ricky hires a business manager for the house. Lucy tries, unsuccessfully, to get money out of the man, so she concocts a scheme that soon has her rolling in cash.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Football Award (s6, ep2)

Beaver is scheduled to receive a football award at a father-son dinner being held in the school gym. While talking with his friends, Beaver learns that none of them are planning on wearing a jacket and a tie so when June and Ward insist that he wear one, he adamantly refuses.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's License (s6, ep3)

Now that Wally is 17, he feels it's about time that he get his drivers license. However, June and Ward are a bit apprehensive about the idea of Wally driving, but Wally is persistant and finally gets his parents to agree to let him take a drivers class.

2:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Water, Water Everywhere (s1, ep14)

The castaways discover that their supply of fresh drinking water is running out.

2:30pm

Gilligan's Island

So Sorry, My Island Now (s1, ep15)

The castaways are captured by a Japanese sailor who thinks that WWII never ended, and it is up to Gilligan to save them.

A tornado comes to Raytown on Thanksgiving Day!

3:00pm

Mama's Family

An Ill Wind (s3, ep)

A tornado on Thanksgiving Day traps the Harper family, Iola and Effie in the basement.

3:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama's Silver (s1, ep)

When Vint's troublemaking friend is thrown in jail, he hocks Mama's silver to bail his buddy out. But when Mama discovers this, Vint ends up on the streets.

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Tattoo: The Love God / Magnolia Blossoms

"Two young women seek romance and love ala "Gone With the Wind" on Fantasy Island. Tattoo lives out a fantasy of his own becoming the God of Love to many beautiful native women on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Bricker's Boy / Lotions Of Love / Hustlers (s7, ep3)

The professional escort of an older woman dallies with a young woman; an advertising whiz tries to impress his best client despite putdowns from her daughter.

6:00pm

The Golden Girls

Henny Penny - Straight No Chaser (s6, ep26)

Dorothy is in charge of directing a school play, Henny Penny.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Meet Al Sorenson

"Al Sorenson is a grade school teacher who also has a separate career as a professional artist, specializing in sketches of legendary sports figures, which he offers for sale at trade shows throughout the country. Al’s passion as a collector is celebrity-autographed memorabilia, including a sketch he produced of Michael Jordan, which “MJ” autographed. Some of his celebrity-autographed items are sports-related – like the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey jersey signed by the entire “Miracle On Ice” team. Others have connections to television – like the 1975 Happy Days script signed by “the Fonz," Henry Winkler. But all the signed items from Al’s collection are unique. Al is joined by his wife Cindy, who encouraged Al to start his collection years ago. And Lisa has brought along Scott Ibarra, a sports memorabilia dealer and collector himself who, like Al, is a huge Chicago Cubs fan. The trade item that Scott has brought to Al just happens to represent one of their favorite team’s great moments."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Some 38th Parallels (s4, ep19)

Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Novocaine Mutiny (s4, ep20)

Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave and Frank was the commanding officer. B.J., Potter and Radar are in attendance of the preliminary hearing, at which they hear conflicting versions of what happened.

8:00pm

The Golden Girls

Hey, Look Me Over (s7, ep1)

Rose discovers an old camera of Charlie's with some undeveloped film.

The girls solve a murder mystery!

8:30pm

The Golden Girls

Case Of The Libertine Belle, The (s7, ep2)

The girls participate in a murder mystery weekend.

9:00pm

The Golden Girls

Beauty And The Beast (s7, ep3)

Sneezing herself off a stool, Sophia sprains both ankles.

9:30pm

The Golden Girls

That's For Me To Know (s7, ep4)

Dorothy is organizing a family history for the grandkids.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getting Even (s3, ep4)

Raymond's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra's expense.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Visit, The (s3, ep5)

When Debra's mother comes to visit, she wishes her mom were more like Marie.

11:00pm

All in the Family

Second Honeymoon (s4, ep12)

For her 25th wedding anniversary, Edith is planning a romantic second honeymoon getaway to Atlantic City, the same place they went on their first honeymoon. However, trying to keep it a secret and trying to get Archie to come along may be a challenge, since he is all excited about an upcoming basketball game.

11:30pm

All in the Family

The Taxi Caper (s4, ep13)

Archie's moonlighting, driving cabs for Bert Munson, puts him in harms way when a young man pulls a gun on him and demands his wallet. Down at the police station, Archie is eager to identify the suspect, that is until an influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie by bribing him from pressing charges against the perpetrator.

12:00am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Stacey Petrie: Part 1 (s4, ep17)

Rob's brother returns with exciting and odd news.

12:30am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Stacey Petrie: Part 2 (s4, ep18)

Rob's brother meets his fiancée but things don't go as planned.

1:00am

The Honeymooners

Young Man With A Horn (s4, ep26)

Ralph tries to hit the high note on a civil service exam as well as his cornet.

1:30am

The Honeymooners

Head Of The House (s4, ep27)

Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house, but then has to prove it to a co-worker.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Short Tail Spy (s1, ep14)

A defector has been targeted by two rival groups from the same foreign country. The team is to discredit the younger group, so that the U.S. can more easily handle the old-line group.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Judgment, The (part 1)

"Lieutenant Gerald uses the capture of the one-armed man to lure Dr. Kimble into capture in Los Angeles."

4:00am

Harry O

Material Witness

"Pressed into service by the police, Harry Orwell must protect an eyewitness against attempts to assassinate her before she can testify against a murderer."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 135 -- Arson (s3, ep10)

In what would prove to be a very busy shift, Malloy and Reed search for a serial arsonist who spawns a copycat, settle a domestic dispute that results from a love triangle, rescue a man who wandered onto the ledge of a high rise and deal with a mentally ill man who is holding his wife at knife-point.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Old Flame (s4, ep20)

Hogan uses the car of an SS man who's just married Klink's old girlfriend and is honeymooning in Paris, where Hogan needs to pass radios to the underground.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In With Me On Ice

"Toon in With Me takes over the ice with a mesmerizing performance!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Late Edition (s6, ep4)

Beaver has his heart set on taking a swing at being a paper boy again but another kid beats him to it. This leads Beaver to think about using sabatoge to get the new paper boy fired. However, the boy may just do that himself when the service becomes terrible leading Beaver to confront him only to discover he is a she.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Double Date (s6, ep5)

Wally's new girlfriend, Carolyn, can't go out to the movies on Saturday night because she has to watch her little sister, Susan. Carolyn suggests that Beaver take Susan out to the movies and that they all double date. Not wanting to let Wally down, Beaver decides to go along, despite being nervous.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Spanish Cross (s2, ep28)

Young Jimmy Morrow can't seem to catch a break. Already on probation for car theft, he's charged with stealing a valuable Spanish cross and killing its owner. Mason feels sorry for the kid and decides to take the case.

10:00am

Matlock

The Final Affair: Part 1 (s7, ep)

Matlock tries to figure out whether the archbishop was meant to die in a plot involving an ex-football player, his wife, her lover and the mafia.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Short Walk On The Long Shore

"Ben Tanaka, a well-known ecologist, seems to be behind the kidnapping of a wealthy land developer's wife, but all is not as it seems and a conspiracy gradually reveals itself. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Ceremony (s1, ep9)

A Jewish Nazi-refugee family moves to Walton's Mountain from Germany

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Busters (s20, ep22)

Two bronco busters try to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined when one of them gets a life-threatening head injury when thrown off by a wild stallion.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Company Of Forgotten Men (s10, ep19)

A retired Army sergeant, bitter that he never received his pension from the government, kidnaps one-time friend Candy, forcing him to help in a plan to blow up the U.S. mint in Carson City and hold the gold and silver for ransom.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Coward (s2, ep13)

Lucas becomes involved in a battle between an aspiring writer and a cocky, bragging trail boss.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Surveyors (s2, ep14)

Mark runs away from home after his father questions his story about overhearing a plot to rob the bank.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Mary Halstead Story (s1, ep10)

Mary Halstead joins the wagon train to search for the son she deserted years before. Could a wounded young man picked up by the train be him?

5:00pm

Emergency!

Dilemma (s1, ep9)

An elevator gets stuck between floors, and then the brake drum fails; inside, a man has a heart attack. A nursing student is in awe of Dr. Brackett; a fireman buff develops a crush on John, who tries to get rid of her. A man is injured in his junkyard. An industrial accident takes place at a railroad yard.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Smilin' Jack (s4, ep21)

The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The More I See You (s4, ep22)

Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Deluge (s4, ep23)

A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm, which makes matters difficult for the staff.

Clete Roberts interviews the staff of the 4077th in this unique season finale.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Interview (s4, ep24)

Clete Roberts has arrived in Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, B.J., Frank, Radar, Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter, they talk about how they cope with their situation, what they miss about home, how they feel about who they work with and whether they see any good in coming from war.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Moving Out (s3, ep7)

Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Article, The (s3, ep8)

Ray is devastated, when his friend Andy, sells a piece to Sports Illustrated.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Where's Charlie? (s7, ep5)

Miles gives Rose a friendship ring.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Mother Load (s7, ep6)

Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In The Talk Show, Steve fights for control of his talk show from his obnoxious guests. Then, in Cobumble, the gang parodies "Columbo" with Steve as Peter Falk.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fatal Fortune (s9, ep2)

A fortune teller gives a series of accurate predictions regarding a woman's future. But something goes wrong when she's charged with murdering her new husband.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson, guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Execution (s1, ep26)

Just before being hanged for murder, a man in 1880 is transported to the future.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Bull In A China Shop

"A handsome homicide detective is befriended by four old ladies who invite him for tea and proceed to play out a variation of Arsenic and Old Lace for his benefit."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Disappearing Trick

"Walter Richmond is a gullible tennis player with a nose for snooping. He meets a woman named Laura Gild and tries to learn everything about her. His curiosity does not pay off when she and her supposedly dead husband scam him for money."

2:05am

Mannix

A Question Of Midnight (s3, ep3)

Mannix examines a long-forgotten hospital scandal: After a rich businessman died in a hospital, the doctor attending to him was convicted of malpractice.

3:05am

Cannon

A Flight Of Hawks (s1, ep21)

A suicide by a pilot leads to the discovery of a plan by a mercenary group to launch a coup of a small African country.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Hostage (s4, ep17)

A crazy man abducts Betty.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Investigation (s2, ep26)

Friday and Gannon are screening applicants for the Police Academy. One seems to have all the right qualifications, except that six months are missing from his application.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Gambler (s2, ep27)

More than $100,000 has been embezzled from an industrial company. An investigation of the employees leads Friday and Gannon to a habitual gambler.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 85 -- Sign Of The Twins (s3, ep12)

Malloy and Reed start the shift with a call to a liquor store robbery, where a fellow officer was shot but the owner of the store appears to be lying. Further investigation pushes the owner to admit one of the thieves was his brother and he was trying to protect him. In the meantime, they have a zoning issue with an elderly astrology reader followed by the report of a young boy asking a pharmacist questions about Seconal pills.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Up In Klink's Room (s4, ep21)

Hogan gets himself sent to the hospital so he can get information from a wounded agent.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bill Gets His Letter

"Bill earns his first varsity letter!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie, The Businessman (s6, ep6)

Wally and Eddie get jobs at the Mayfield Dairy thanks to Ward pulling some strings. They soon unknowingly find themselves involved in a plot started by the foreman and his assistant, who are secretly stealing the merchandise. When Ward learns of the plot, he warns Wally who in turn tries to warn Eddie, but Eddie doesn't buy it.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Tell It To Ella (s6, ep7)

After coming home late on a school night, Ward and June punish Beaver by not allowing him to go anywhere on school nights. Beaver feels the punishment is unfair, so Eddie suggests Beaver write to an advice column.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dubious Bridegroom (s2, ep29)

Mason returns to his office late one night and finds an attractive woman climbing into his balcony window. She claims to be Virginia Colfax, the secretary of Ed Garvin, who has an office next door to Mason's.

10:00am

Matlock

The Final Affair: Part 2 (s7, ep)

Matlock tries to figure out whether the archbishop was meant to die in a plot involving an ex-football player, his wife, her lover and the mafia.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Silk Trap

"An up-and-coming young politician is blackmailed in order to affect his leadership of an congressional investigation. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Legend (s1, ep10)

John's World War I buddy (Jim Antonio) visits,

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Manolo (s20, ep23)

Manolo (Robert Urich) is a Basque youth who is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo (Nehemiah Persoff), a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Clarion (s10, ep20)

Ben helps an old friend having trouble keeping her newspaper business afloat.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Day Of The Hunter (s2, ep15)

A famous buffalo hunter tries to goad Lucas into a shooting match.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Mail Order Groom (s2, ep16)

When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Zeke Thomas Story (s1, ep11)

Zeke Thomas and his second wife are headed West with the train when he's confronted with a huge problem. During a stopover, Zeke sees his first wife—who he thought had died.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Hang-up (s1, ep10)

A jewel thief is trapped in an air-conditioning duct. Two battered men continue their brawl in the hospital. A man ruins his cast by going surfing. Dr. Brackett treats a woman with a neurological disorder. Radioactivity impedes the rescue of a lab worker. Johnny misses the end of an 'Adam-12' episode.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bug Out (part 1)

"A rumor that there's going to be a practice bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumor suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begins surgery on a patient with a spinal injury. The bug-out proceeds without him, Hot Lips and Radar, and they quickly learn after the unit departs that they're in the midst of the front. When Potter, Mulcahy, BJ, Frank and the others arrive at the buildings which had been scouted by helicopter, they find the house full of "business girls," and Potter gives them Klinger's dresses to persuade them to leave the house. A helicopter comes to evacuate the spinal injury patient, and just as the three get ready to go to the new location, they find the 4077 is already returning, and eventually everyone reunites back at the camp, what with the Chinese being repulsed. "

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bug Out (s5, ep1)

A rumor that there's going to be a camp relocation causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in that the rumor is indeed fact!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Margaret's Engagement (s5, ep2)

Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind (s5, ep3)

While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the radio.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lone Barone, The (s3, ep9)

Raymond laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Apartment, The (s3, ep11)

Everywhere Ray looks women are coming out to stop by and say "hi" to Robert.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Rose Loves Miles (s7, ep10)

Rose has had it with Miles' penny pinching ways.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Dateline: Miami (s7, ep7)

Dorothy is leaving to meet a new date at a restaurant.

Features the hilarious "Snow White - Fifteen Years Later"

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Ruth Buzzi And Jack Gilford

In Censorship, Carol and Vicki cut lines from a sketch so they don't offend anyone. Then, in Carol and Sis, Carol suspects Harvey is having an affair after he gets into an automobile accident. Finally, in Snow White - Fifteen Years Later, Carol plays an aged Snow dissatisfied with her Prince Charming.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Candy Queen (s9, ep3)

Claire Armstrong has built a candy empire, but things go sour when her cousin is almost killed by poisoned candy and a man is found dead in his office.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Big Tall Wish (s1, ep27)

A boy who believes in magic thinks he is helping a boxer win with his "big, tall wish."

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Fatal Figures

"A bookkeeper decides to come out of anonymity by committing a crime."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Death Sentence (s3, ep30)

When a woman finds a bomb in her car, it convinces her that her husband loves her.

2:05am

Mannix

A Penny For The Peep-show (s3, ep7)

The uncle of a young woman has disappeared after giving her $300,000 dollars in cash for safekeeping. Mannix must find out where the money comes from.

3:05am

Cannon

The Torch (s1, ep22)

Cannon is hired by a man who is charged with arson and murder by burning down his textile company which killed his wife who was trapped inside.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Silent Vendetta (s4, ep18)

A former gangster goes into hiding to finish an indictment he'd been writing about the mob.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Problem (s2, ep28)

Friday and Gannon are on a mission to bolster community relations when a young and slightly militant black man barricades himself in his apartment rather than submit to a traffic warrant.

5:30am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-07 (s3, ep1)

Friday and Gannon appear on a TV panel. The topic: "The Police—Who Needs Them?"

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 175 -- Con Artists (s3, ep13)

Reed and Malloy respond to a car rollover where a good samaritan makes matters worse. Afterward, they respond to several victims of a well-known family of seasonal home improvement con artists before finally catching them in the act. In the meantime, they search for a disgruntled ex-employee who is trying to sabotage his former workplace, and take a drunk driver off the street.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Purchasing Plan (s4, ep22)

Hogan and crew are ordered to deliver airdropped ammo to the underground.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Mini-miniseries

"Bill and Toony look back at classic TV miniseries."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Bachelor-at-large

"The news that Eddie has moved out of his parent's house and into an apartment of his own has June worried that Wally may be contemplating something similar. However, Wally gets a picture of just how "happy" Eddie is being on his own and it makes him think twice."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Joins Record Club

"Beaver wants to join a record club and asks Ward for the money to join. Fed up with Beaver constantly asking for money, Ward decides to put him on an allowance. However, Beaver is so thrilled with his records he disreguards the bills for them and quickly finds himself swamped with records, a rising bill and not enough allowance to pay for everything."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lame Canary (s2, ep30)

Ruth Prescott wants to divorce Walter Prescott so she can be with her true love, Jimmy MacLaine. After a brush with death, Ruth becomes convinced that Walter is trying to kill her, but then Walter turns up dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Defendant (s8, ep)

Leanne falls for Matlock's new client, a philanthropist accused of murdering his business partner.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Head To Head

"While pursuing a drug dealer, McGarrett also has to contend with a federal agent. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Literary Man (s1, ep11)

A well-read man claiming to be a writer, comes to Walton's Mountain and befriends John-Boy, helping him with his writing

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Sharecroppers (s20, ep24)

A comedy of errors puts Festus behind a plow, farming for a family of shiftless sharecroppers.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Lady And The Mountain Lion (s10, ep21)

A shady magician and his identical twin daughters create confusion in Virginia City.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Case Of Identity (s2, ep17)

Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Riley Gratton Story (s1, ep12)

Major Adams sets out to recover passengers' money that was taken by con man Riley Gratton.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Crash (s1, ep11)

John and Roy bring in a football player who was tackled too hard. A burglar has a heart attack. John wants Roy to apologize for calling him "some kind of nut." Dr. Early treats a hypochondriac. A babysitter brings in a child who has swallowed some pills. Roy and John rescue the occupants of a light plane that crashed in a tree.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Lt. Radar O'reilly (s5, ep4)

Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Nurses (s5, ep5)

When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been placed there. When Hot Lips discovers what has happened, she breaks down and refuses to press charges.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Abduction Of Margaret Houlihan (s5, ep6)

After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sigmund (s5, ep7)

Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ping Pong (s3, ep13)

Ray challenges Frank to a winner take all ping pong match.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Pants On Fire (s3, ep14)

Marie is hurt and disappointed after finding that beloved Ray lied to her.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

The Monkey Show (part 1) (s7, ep8)

A hurricane is brewing and it's not just outside.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

The Monkey Show (part 2) (s7, ep9)

Stan explains that a hurricane is coming.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And Kay Ballard

In Service Station Attendant, a bank robber stops for gas, only to be served by a slow attendant. Then, in The Luncheon, girlfriends fight over who should pay most of the bill. Finally, in The Dater's Game, a parody of "The Dating Game", a male stage manager assumes the position of one of the female contestants after he ruins her dress.

Lee Meriwether guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Cheating Chancellor (s9, ep4)

Mason returns to his college alma mater to receive an award, but there's no rest for the weary when he's called upon to defend Van Fowler for the murder of a professor.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Nice Place To Visit (s1, ep28)

After being shot to death, a gangster finds himself in a place where he gets everything his heart desires.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Listen, Listen

"Three women have been strangled. Police arrest a stocking salesman as the killer. Mr. Morgan knows who the real culprit is: he has seen the next murder in a dream. He tries to tell people, but no one listens. His wife ignores him as well, which is unfortunate because she is the strangler's next victim."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Post Mortem (s3, ep33)

A woman learns that a winning sweepstakes ticket is in the suit her husband was buried in.

2:05am

Mannix

A Sleep In The Deep (s3, ep9)

A diver named Roger Barton is found dead by drowning in a yacht harbor. His wife believes that he was murdered and calls on Mannix.

3:05am

Cannon

Cain's Mark (s1, ep23)

Cannon is hired when a young brother of a gun manufacturer and collector vanishes from sight.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Shadow Of Guilt (s4, ep19)

Barnaby looks for a member of Chicano street-gang who is the only witness to a millionaire's death.

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-05 (s3, ep2)

Cases: an abandoned baby; a teenager on drugs.

5:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-10 (s3, ep3)

Friday grapples with the Uncle Tom syndrome in selling ethnic groups on police careers.

Legendary singer Trini Lopez guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 115 -- Gang War (s3, ep14)

Officer Reed loses a robbery suspect while in foot pursuit. Afterward, he and Malloy try to help a priest prevent bloodshed between rival hispanic gangs, and then respond to a battered wife whose husband is very familiar to the officers.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Witness (s4, ep23)

Hogan faces a startling development: His captors are sending him to America to demand surrender—with a super weapon supposedly supplied by the Russians.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Cartoon Evolution

"Bill and Toony look at how animation has changed over the decades."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Car Accident (s6, ep10)

June and Ward go away for the weekend and Wally asks to borrow Ward's new car to go to a dance. Although hesitant, Ward finally gives in and lets him take it. However, after the dance, Lumpy runs into some car trouble which results in Wally smashing the headlight on the car. Wally is now faced with having it repaired and paying for it himself and trying to find a way to break it gently to Ward.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Sheep Dog (s6, ep11)

At school, Beaver gets into an argument with a girl who retaliates by making fun of Beaver's hair, calling him a sheepdog. Incredibly self-concious, Beaver goes out to the store and buys different hairsprays and gels to try to improve his hairdo. He doesn't get the reaction he was expecting when he tries his new hairdo out on his family.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Spurious Sister (s3, ep1)

Bruce Chapman returns home early from a business trip to find that his wife, Marie, wants a divorce. Chapman is shocked at this turn of events because he thought his wife had recently been strangled to death.

10:00am

Matlock

The View (s8, ep)

While out of town, Matlock sees a woman attacked from the window of his hotel. The next day he learns that she is dead, convinced that the attacker he saw is the murderer. However, Matlock has a hard time convincing the police, who believe the killer to be the woman's husband.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Tall On The Wave

"Danno must deal with a surfer, one of his friends, who is suspected of the murder of a girl. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Dust Bowl Cousins (s1, ep12)

John's cousin, her husband and children seek refuge in Walton's Mountain after losing their Kansas farm to the Dust Bowl

The first hour-long episode of the series!

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Perce (s7, ep1)

An outlaw named Perce McCall helps Matt fend off three gunmen, much to everyone's surprise.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Five Candles (s10, ep22)

Ben and three others are trapped when the floor of the courthouse collapses—and one of the men may be a murderer.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hero (s2, ep19)

After a young stablehand kills a notorious gunslinger, he is baffled by the hostility of the townspeople.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Horse Traders (s2, ep20)

When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clara Beauchamp Story (s1, ep13)

A cavalry colonel's wife tries to foment a war with Native Americans as part of a convoluted scheme to get her husband promoted and transferred back east.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Decision (a.k.a. Problem) (s2, ep1)

Roy and John rescue a man whose engine has fallen on him during his car repair work.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mulcahy's War (s5, ep8)

After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encounter the real war at first hand. Mulcahy performs an emergency tracheotomy, guided by Hawkeye over the radio.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Korean Surgeon (s5, ep9)

When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye and B.J. agree that it would be in the interest of all for him to leave.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye Get Your Gun (s5, ep10)

After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will, and he does—into the air.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Colonel's Horse (s5, ep11)

While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Lips, and all are well when Potter returns, except Klinger. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Date (s3, ep15)

Robert's entire demeanor changes when he starts clubbing.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Frank's Tribute (s3, ep16)

A reluctant Ray and Robert are enlisted to prepare a tribute for Frank.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Room Seven (s7, ep11)

Sophia has an after-life experience, seeing her late husband in heaven.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

From Here To The Pharmacy (s7, ep12)

A man Blanche has no memory of returns from the Persian Gulf.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests John Byner And Petula Clarke

In The Old Folks, a couple reminisces over their keepsakes, singing "You're My Reason". Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parodies TV commercials, including S-inchester Cigars, Second Cup of Coffee, MacDougal's Hamburger, Rational Airlines, and Tidey. Next, in Alice Portnoy, Carol as a Fireside girl scout is kidnapped, only she's more than the kidnappers bargained for. Finally, in The Firing of Donald Duck, the movie studio decides to can the famous bird.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Impetuous Imp (s9, ep5)

Mason helps a young woman who believes her aunt was murdered by her husband, but he soon turns up dead, too.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare As A Child (s1, ep29)

A schoolteacher finds a strange and very serious little girl on the stairs outside her apartment. The girl seems to know her, and tries to jog her memory about a man she saw earlier that day.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Crocodile Case (s3, ep34)

A man murders his lover's husband to have her for himself.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Dip In The Pool (s3, ep35)

A man comes up with a desperate plan to win a bet while crossing the Atlantic on a liner.

2:05am

Mannix

Memory: Zero (s3, ep10)

Maggie escapes from a deadly accident by a hair. The felon is a militant taxi driver. Mannix has the suspicion that he has already committed murder once, that of his colleague, Maggie's boss.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder By Moonlight (s1, ep24)

A young convict is being harassed by a prisoner who is running a gambling operation inside of the lock up.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Reunion (s4, ep20)

Due to circumstantial evidence, Betty's old flame is a prime suspect in a restaurant tycoon's death.

5:00am

Dragnet

Management Services - Dr-11 (s3, ep4)

Martin Luther King's assassination sends Friday and the Emergency Control Center into action.

5:30am

Dragnet

Police Commission - Dr-13 (s3, ep5)

The detectives crack down on wildcatters—freelance tow-truck drivers who victimize motorists.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 26 -- Lemras (s3, ep15)

Malloy and Reed drive up on a convenience store robbery in progress, which results in the suspects taking hostages. Later, they pull over a reckless driver who has just committed a heinous crime, learn about a new computer system designed to help them be more productive and finally thwart a group of serial burglars who use motorcycles.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Dish (s4, ep24)

Hogan must destroy an anti-aircraft defense system designed by a beautiful English woman who may have defected to Germany.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Go, Fight, Win!

"Bill enters the dynamic world of cheerleading!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Hero (s6, ep12)

During one of his football team's games, Beaver is sent in and scores the winning touchdown, which results in a picture in the paper. Soon, Beaver finds himself swamped with attention and quickly lets it goes to his head. He begins acting like he's better than everyone and begins to alienate Gilbert, Whitey and Wally.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Autobiography (s6, ep13)

Beaver has been given an assignment in which he must write a autobiography for class but isn't sure about his abilities at writing. So, he convinces a girl, who likes him, to write it for him. When she discovers that he is merely using her, she writes an outrageous life story and hands it in, causing embarrassment for Beaver when the teacher reads it in class.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Watery Witness (s3, ep2)

Lorna Thomas is a has-been actress who once gave up her baby for adoption and lived to regret it. George Clark discovers that his wife might be Lorna's long-lost daughter and begins to see dollar signs.

10:00am

Matlock

The Play (s8, ep)

When an actress is murdered, Matlock represents her director in a community theatre play—on the grounds that Matlock won't be cut from his role in the production!

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Angel In Blue

"A female undercover cop threatens the progress of an investigation when she starts a relationship with a man connected to the case. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Reunion (s1, ep13)

The Baldwin sisters plan to hold a family reunion when their cousin Homer visits.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Yellow Boots (s7, ep2)

A fortune-hunting cowboy engaged to a wealthy woman is suspected of murdering her brother, who objected to their union.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Wish (s10, ep23)

Hoss gets a taste of racism when he helps a black family get their farm in working order.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Spoiler (s2, ep21)

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer. The plan backfires when the son shows up at their home.

Don Grady guest stars!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Heller (s2, ep22)

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Julia Gage Story (s1, ep14)

Julia Gage is an independent woman who refuses to admit that she needs a man's help to drive her wagon. Major Adams persuades the shy Tobe Cannon to give her a hand anyway.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Kids (s2, ep2)

The station adopts a stray dog, which they name Boot. The firemen rescue a boy from a hole; he turns out to be an abused child. Roy and John rescue another boy whose head is stuck in a basement window. Dr. Early extracts a child's arm from a steering wheel. At a brush fire, Boot helps locate an injured hiker, and then leaves with a hook and ladder truck.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Exorcism (s5, ep12)

After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hawk's Nightmare (s5, ep13)

After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. After Sidney's assurances that he is as sane as can be, Hawkeye's life once again seems to settle down.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Most Unforgettable Characters (s5, ep14)

Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School," and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

38 Across (s5, ep15)

Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend, Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, to come to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer, Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cruising With Marie (s3, ep17)

Ray agrees to accompany Marie on a Caribbean cruise.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray Home Alone (s3, ep18)

Ray is forced to confront the real reason he doesn't want to stay home alone.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Pope's Ring, The (s7, ep13)

The Pope's in town and Sophia goes to his mass.

Ken Barry guest stars!

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Old Boyfriends (s7, ep14)

Sophia's attempts at trying to find a man.

Valerie Harper takes the stage!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And Valerie Harper

In The Ham Actor, an obnoxious actress fills in for the sick leading lady. Then, in The First Blind Date, Valerie helps Carol woo her date. Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey's house is on fire, and the Oldest Man comes to his rescue.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Carefree Coronary (s9, ep6)

The Safeline Insurance Company notices an increase in heart attacks among their policy holders. The company suspects fraud and hires Mason and Paul to investigate.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Chaser (s1, ep31)

A man, desperate to win the affection of a beautiful woman, slips her a love potion.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Safe Place

"A bank teller schemes the perfect plan."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Canary Sedan (s3, ep37)

A woman hears voices in her car when she arrives in Hong Kong to join her husband.

2:05am

Mannix

The Nowhere Victim (s3, ep11)

When investigating a case of hit-and-run, Mannix gets caught amid the fronts of a mafia war.

3:05am

Cannon

Bad Cats And Sudden Death (s2, ep1)

Public prosecutor Mike Arnold needs Cannon's help. He is suspected of the murder of his wife. His problem: Dubious friends want him to finish a corruption investigation.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dangerous Gambit (s4, ep21)

While investigation a fatal automobile accident, Barnaby uncovers a complex scheme to defraud a bank.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

A Cake From Granny (s6, ep12)

When Bedloe returns to Hooterville with a brand-new scheme to bring about the end of the Cannonball, Granny's edible gift might be the only thing to save the valley from losing its beloved train.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Feminine Mistake (s6, ep13)

After several failed job attempts, Bobbie Jo writes a newspaper article about Dr. Craig, which upsets half the subscribers in Hooterville.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Jogging Clampetts (s7, ep25)

Granny sees Mrs. Drysdale chasing her husband, unaware that they are jogging, saying that she is really going to beat him. She starts believing that Mrs. Drysdale is beating her husband and the violence will spread. When Elly says that she beat Jethro, Granny worries the violence has spread, but Elly and Jethro clear everything up, telling her they’ve been jogging.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Collard Greens An' Fatback (s7, ep26)

Granny is cooking collard greens and fat back for the Spring Collard Festival, just as the Drysdales are planning to sell their house to move into the house on the other side of the Clampetts. As the possible buyer, Pat Boone, is touring the house, he smells an unusual odor, which Mrs. Drysdale covers as orchid fertilizer. But Boone, who comes from Tennessee, knows it is collard greens and fat back and heads to the Clampetts.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Be Kind To “aminals”, A Haul In One, We Did It, Leave Well Enough Alone

"Popeye and Olive see Bluto driving a wagon hitting his weak-looking horse because he cannot pull the wagon., Olive makes the mistake of hiring Popeye and Bluto to move her furniture., While Betty Boop is away, the kittens get into mischief., Popeye, saddened by the sight of dogs in a pet shop, buys them and releases them into the streets."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

The Little Orphan, Kitty Foiled, Switchin' Kitten

"An orphan mouse joins Tom and Jerry for Thanksgiving Dinner., Tom catches Jerry but the house canary saves the mouse and then Tom chases both of them., Tom and Jerry enter an old castle on a dark and stormy night which is owned by a mad scientist."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Red Riding Hoodlum, Witty Kitty, Scrambled Eggs, Tomcat Combat, Hi-seas Hi-jacker, Dizzy Kitty, Big Bite

"Woody sends Knothead and Splinter to deliver a basket to their grandmother's house. They encounter a wolf, and it seems like the story will follow Little Red Ridinghood's plot. Instead, grandmother falls in love with the wolf and marries him., Doc tries to claim a turkey he won in a raffle, only to discover the raffle was a con, and the prize is guarded by a watchdog named Cecil., A mischievous satyr switches the eggs of several different nests to confuse the expectant forest animals., Philbert the tomcat tries to eat Woody, but Humane Officer Willoughby protects Woody., Inspector Willoughby pursues a pirate holding up a battleship., Andy and his father try to groom an alley cat for a Cat Show., Woody rescues his dog Duffy from a bully dogcatcher."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

A Wild Hare, Holiday For Drumsticks, Hare Tonic, Odor-able Kitty, Hen House Henery, Racketeer Rabbit

"While hunting rabbits, Elmer Fudd comes across Bugs Bunny who tricks and harasses the hunter. , A hillbilly brings a turkey back to the farm for Thanksgiving, and Daffy tells him their intentions. , Elmer Fudd takes Bugs home for his "wabbit stew"., A tomcat dresses up like a skunk because he thinks it will be easier to get food that way. What he actually does is attract the attention of Pepe LePew who chases him all over the land., Henery Hawk sets out to catch Foghorn but he scolds Henery and tells him to start small., Bugs makes himself a home inside an abandoned house where two gangsters, Rocky and Hugo, are hiding out. After Bugs angers the gangsters he must outsmart them to save himself."

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Tartar (s2, ep19)

President Grant gives orders to agents James West and Artemus Gordon to deliver prisoner Rimsky to Vladivostok, Russia, in a prisoner exchange for American vice-consul Millard Boyer. When Rimsky dies in an escape attempt, Gordon assumes his identity. The agents are drugged en route and when they come to, led to believe they're in Russia. West is imprisoned and forced to reveal Rimsky's whereabouts. His captors tie him to a stake while saber-swinging Cossacks ride straight for him. Still in disguise, Gordon meets Rimsky's contact Sazanov, in an effort to uncover the Russians' racket.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Cliff Grundy Story (s1, ep15)

Cliff Grundy is seriously injured in a buffalo stampede. Flint and another passenger tend to his injuries; however, the other passenger has a hidden motive—he wants the location of a gold mine and thinks Grundy knows it.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Alias Nellie Handley (s4, ep18)

Victoria impersonates a sneak thief so she’ll be sent to prison. There, she'll gather evidence on the terrible conditions.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Miss Kitty (s7, ep3)

When Kitty takes a young boy off the stagecoach one night, Matt attempts to figure out his identity.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Deserter

"Sgt. Samuel Bellis, accused of desertion, murder, and selling guns to the Indians. Bellis insists that he's innocent, and Candy believes him-but before he can clear Bellis' name, he must elude the Army patrol that is hot on the fugitive sergeant's heels. In a further plot complication, Bellis is married to an Indian woman named Nanata (Evelyn Davalos), whose own loyalties are greatly in doubt."

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Grasshopper (s2, ep23)

A condemned killer being transported by train murders a marshal and takes Mark hostage.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Time For Singing (s2, ep24)

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of The Roman Candles (s1, ep23)

Pete and Quince find young Davey Colby, who says Indians killed his father and grandfather and carried off his mother. However, the local sheriff tells Favor that there are no indians within 100 miles.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Unforgiven (s3, ep8)

Retired and wealthy General Crommer is dying. He asks Padadin, who holds an old grudge against him, to do him a favor. He asks him to take a message of forgiveness to another man who hates Crommer. A favor which might get Paladin killed.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Drop To Drink (s1, ep17)

Thieves are lying in wait to ambush mail carriers, and Josh is hired to help ensure that the mail will get through. The thieves have news about a $20,000 diamond ring that is in transit. The trail is through desert country with no water for miles.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Back To The Woods, Gem Of A Jam, Three Hams On Rye, Bubble Trouble, Matri-phony, From Nurse To Worse

"Set in colonial times, the Stooges are convicted criminals who are banished from England to the American colonies. When they arrive, they find that the colonists are starving because the local Indians won't let them on their hunting grounds. The Stooges go hunting any, and after a wild chase, are captured by the Indians. They escape and another wild chase ensues. , The Stooges are janitors working in the offices of Doctors Harts, Burns and Belcher. Some crooks arrive seeking medical attention after their boss has been wounded in a shoot out with the cops. Mistaken for doctors, the boys are forced to operate on the wounded crook, but instead they accidentally dump him out the window into a passing police car. The rest of the gang chases them into a storeroom filled with dummies where the cops finally catch the bad guys. , The stooge's friend Jerry convinces them to take out on insurance on Curly and then have him act insane to collect. Moe and Larry put Curly on a leash and take him to the insurance doctor and have him act like a dog. Unfortunately, the insurance doctor wants to perform a brain operation (Cerebrum decapitation). The boys try to escape by hiding in the dog catchers wagon, but are caught and taken to the hospital. They escape again, this time by rigging a sheet to a gurney and sailing down the street, where they run into Jerry and knock him into wet cement. , The Stooges are stagehands who also have small parts in a big play. They quickly get on the bad side of the producer. First they fail to prevent a famous critic from sneaking into the audience. Then Shemp accidentally adds a potholder into a cake they bake as a prop. During the play the Stooges (as southern gentlemen) and the rest of the cast spit up feathers during what was supposed to be a serious scene. The critic thinks it's a hilarious satire and the boys are redeemed , The Stooges are pharmacists who invent a fountain of youth formula that can turn old people young. They turn an old lady into a beautiful young woman, but when her husband takes the formula it turns him into a gorilla. , The Stooges are potters in ancient Rome during the reign of Emperor Octopus Grabus. When the emperor orders all beautiful redheaded women to be brought before him so he can select a wife, Diana, a pretty redhead, seeks refuge with the Stooges. Some soldiers find Diana's hiding place and they are all brought to the palace where the Stooges escape and try to pass of Curly as Diana, having broken the emperor's glasses. Their ruse fails and they're caught by the palace guards as they try to escape. "

8:00pm

House of Svengoolie

Cujo

"Cujo, a friendly St. Bernard, contracts rabies and conducts a reign of terror on an American farm."

10:30pm

The Twilight Zone

The Hunt (s3, ep19)

After returning from a hunting trip, a man discovers that no one can see or hear him.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Enterprise Incident (s3, ep2)

Captain Kirk becomes increasingly erratic and orders the Enterprise into Romulan space, where the ship is captured by a beautiful Romulan commander.

12:00am

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

They Have Been, They Are, They Will Be (s1, ep3)

An invisible alien sucks down the bone marrow of its victims while it makes repairs and looks for directions home. This is the only story where Kolchak fails to stop the "monster."

1:00am

Lost in Space

A Day At The Zoo (s3, ep12)

A cave boy appears and attempts to lure Penny away, but she refuses and is instead caught in a net. She is transported to an intergalactic zoo, were she will be put on show. Meanwhile Dr. Smith tries to take over the zoo.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Sky Is Falling (s1, ep6)

The Seaview is rendered helpless by the power of a mysterious spacecraft.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Place Called Earth (s2, ep12)

A pair of time travelers from Earth's distant future are sent back to the past by their superiors on a mission of observation. However, the pair use the trip to plot for the eventual takeover of Earth, using the castaways as unwitting accomplices.

4:00am

The Invaders

The Experiment (s1, ep2)

David Vincent tries to befriend an astrophysicist who has proof that aliens are invading the planet, but a betrayal threatens everything.

5:00am

The Green Hornet

The Frog Is A Deadly Weapon (s1, ep5)

Private Investigator Nat Pyle informs Britt that he has proof, for a story, that presumed dead racketeer Glen Connors, is still alive. Shortly later, Nat is found floating dead in the harbor from a possible boating accident. The Green Hornet thinks otherwise and finds a special interest, because..... Glen Connors framed the Green Hornet's real father.

5:30am

The Green Hornet

Eat, Drink, And Be Dead (s1, ep6)

An illegal bootleg liquor ring devised by Dirk forces a stronghold on bars in the town to buy from them. As reporter Mike tries to follow a lead to the racketeers, he becomes kidnapped. Don't look up or you'll spot Dirk in his helicopter dropping bombs on his non-conformants, his preferred method.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Fugitive

"Adams saves a man, Will Boker, from drowning. Will states he lost his possessions by the river. Adams goes back but finds a lot of money in a carpetbag. He questions Will, who says he came by it accidentally - or did he really?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Poles Apart

"Many animals dwell in the wild kingdom that literally are ‘poles apart’ in structure, habits and adaptations. In the laboratory and in the wild, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore and explain such extreme contrasts such as: the slow heartbeat of the elephant and the rapid beat of a mouse; the alligators’ jaws built to crush and a tropical bird’s beak built to pry; birds that migrate and birds that ‘stay put’; a bird that flies a mile a minute and a sloth that travels a food a day."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King Of Beasts

"Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in his natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Crater Of Gold

"Rivers of fire and erupting volcanoes in British East Africa have created a crater called Ngora Ngora, which shields the great herds of African wildlife from the advances of man. By plane to the top of the crater and by jeep into the crater, we study one of the truly last strongholds of the wild kingdom."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Vanishing With The Wilderness

"What happens to the creatures living in the wilderness when their natural habitat is destroyed? Some die out…others move to a new home, and some like the coyote and opossum have journeyed far beyond their original range. Others move in, attracted by food or by the elimination of their natural enemies. Camped in a wilderness area on the fringe of civilization, Marlin Perkins explores the why and hows of this cross-migration."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of Quaking Earth

"In the southeastern coastal plain of the United States in Georgia, there exists one of the world’s truly unique jingle swamps named by the Indians OKEEFENOKEE (land of floating islands). Here in this intricate maze of river-ways with its ferns, grasses and cane growths, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore a fairytale jungle that is one of the last strongholds of the alligator. The jungle suddenly becomes marshland, also called wet prairies, with water 1 to 4 feet deep. Here in profusion fly hundreds of American egrets, the swamp fisherman. Jim uses the Indian soap plant to wash his hands, and Marlin tries to balance on one of the floating hammocks or floating islands of “quaking earth.” We witness the lassoing, from a boat, of a bear that has moved in too close to civilization. After being caged, he is moved into the interior on an island that can support him, and we follow his encounters with an alligator, a skunk, and an alligator snapping turtle."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Trailing The Midnight Sun

"Winter is night, summer is day, and you need your wits to survive in the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle. In this story you go by walrus skin boat, dogsled, airplane and helicopter. You hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale. You round up a large herd of reindeer and tag them for conservation officials. And you watch Jim Fowler discover a far-north version of a popular rodeo event: bulldogging moose from a helicopter."

See Greg's home movie about pilgrims in this memorable episode.

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10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Un-underground Movie (s2, ep4)

Greg's history project is a home movie about the pilgrims with the rest of the Brady clan as the cast. However, everyone's got their own idea about how the movie should go, and Greg soon loses control of his own project.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Undergraduate (s1, ep17)

Greg's constant daydreaming and slipping grades are traced to his crush on a girl named Linda. They try to track her down, and find her right there in his class, where she happens to be his teacher.

Why eat a turkey on Thanksgiving when you can keep it as a pet!

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11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Turkey Day (s2, ep10)

Elly May makes a pet out of the Thanksgiving turkey Drysdale gives the family, making it impossible for "Herman" to be killed. And to celebrate in her own way, Mrs. Drysdale organizes a picture to represent the first Thanksgiving, enlisting two actors portraying Native Americans. But when they head over to the Clampetts' mansion to get the turkey for the picture, Elly and Granny think they are being attacked.

The Clampetts spend Thanksgiving in Hooterville!

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11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Thanksgiving Spirit (s7, ep10)

The Clampetts head to the little town of Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with the folks of Petticoat Junction and Green Acres. Jethro goes there as a big Hollywood producer to get some girls, and Granny is excited about seeing Sam Drucker. Drysdale is against this because he is in fear of losing his biggest account. He tries to stop them, but has no success.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

The Fur Coat (s1, ep10)

Ricky returns home with a $3,500 mink coat that he has rented for an act at the club. Lucy immediately jumps to the conclusion that it's her anniversary present. Lucy is so delighted with her "present" that she eats, sleeps, and even does the dishes wearing the mink. Ricky decides to get the coat back by having Fred dress up as a thief and "steal" it, but before he does, a REAL burglar almost makes off with the coat! When Lucy learns from Ethel of his plan, she decides to teach her hubby a lesson. Buying a cheap imitation mink, she decides to "restyle" it (with a pair of scissors) in full view of Ricky.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Party Spoiler (s6, ep14)

Wally asks June and Ward if he could have a party and with some prodding, Wally finally gets their permission. June quickly begins the plans and Beaver gets a look at the guest list and quickly finds that he's not invited. For revenge, Beaver decides to sabotage Wally's party with a variety of gags that he bought at a magic shop.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Mustache (s6, ep15)

Wally's on-again off-again girlfriend, Julie Foster, seems to have thrown him over for a new guy in school who just happens to have a mustache. Wally's ego is bruised when Eddie tells him that Julie thinks he's naive and immature. This is the last straw and Wally decides to grow a mustache, much to the dismay of his family.

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2:00pm

MeTV Special Presentation

A Boy Named Charlie Brown

"Charlie Brown competes in a spelling bee, and he'll need the help of Linus and Snoopy' to overcome his unlucky streak. This Academy Award nominated animated feature was the Peanuts film debut."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Marathon / Baby

"Two young women tackle an all-male competition in a grueling race, attempting to save their hometown on Fantasy Island. Tattoo decides to adopt an orphaned baby boy temporarily placed in his custody on Fantasy Island."

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5:00pm

The Love Boat

Her Own Two Feet (s2, ep11)

Crew members make a valiant effort to keep six stowaways a secret from Capt. Stubing; meanwhile, a church member disapproves of her minister's new romance, and a nearly blind woman refuses to admit her problem until Doc intercedes.

6:00pm

The Golden Girls

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon (s7, ep15)

Dorothy is contacted by a high school teacher she once had a crush on.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Tv Costumes- Henry Truglio

"As a child, some of Henry's favorite memories are sitting together with his family and watching their favorite TV shows from the 70's and 80's. As an adult, he decided it would be cool to own costumes from some of the shows he loved best. These days, Henry is a well known collector of TV costumes and props, so having Lisa Whelchel in his home and being able to show her something she may have worn on Facts of Life, which is coincidentally, one of Henry's alltime favorite shows, was definitely a "pinch me" moment for our collector. A Laverne & Shirley skirt, a Peg Bundy top and a Carol Burnett dress are just a few of the iconic TV costumes Henry's managed to get his hands on. You might recognize our expert Stewart, as one of our collectors' from last season and someone with his own impressive collection of TV costumes and props.Stewart appraises Henry's collection and brings along one of his special costumes in the hopes that Henry will want to make a trade."

It's Thanksgiving at the 4077th!

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7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Yalu Brick Road (s8, ep10)

Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North Korean soldier.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Ping Pong (s5, ep16)

Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get her a ring, when the South Korean army conscripts him. He arrives at the 4077th as a wounded soldier, and after being patched up he is married at the camp.

8:00pm

The Golden Girls

Commitments, The (s7, ep16)

Dorothy gets wrapped up in "Beatlemania" and begins dating.

Alex Trebek guest stars as the girls audition for Jeopardy!

8:30pm

The Golden Girls

Questions And Answers (s7, ep17)

Dorothy is all excited when she learns the 'Jeopardy' is having tryouts.

9:00pm

The Golden Girls

Ebbtide Vi: The Wrath Of Stan (s7, ep18)

Uncle Angelo comes over to talk to Dorothy about the giant bug problem.

9:30pm

The Golden Girls

Journey To The Center Of Attention (s7, ep19)

Blanche brings a lonely, Dorothy down to the Rusty Anchor.

Debra tries to take over the family Thanksgiving!

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10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Turkey Or Fish (s1, ep10)

Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal.

Marie makes a tofu turkey!

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10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Fat (s3, ep10)

Debra, Ray and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's.

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11:00pm

All in the Family

The Little Atheist (s6, ep11)

Thanksgiving dinner becomes a family battleground when Archie discovers that Mike and Gloria don't want to impose the family's religious beliefs on their baby.

11:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Is Cursed (s4, ep14)

Archie spouts off his ideas about women in sports and claims that men can play any sport better than women. Hearing this, Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, where he is eager to prove his point, that is until he discovers Irene has won pool tournaments. This is when he backs off and complains of a sore back to get out of the bet, claiming Frank has put an Italian curse on him.

12:00am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Boy #1, Boy #2 (s4, ep19)

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

12:30am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Redcoats Are Coming (s4, ep20)

The Petries are recruited to shelter popular British rock duo The Redcoats from fans.

1:00am

The Honeymooners

The Worry Wart (s4, ep28)

The IRS invites Ralph to clear something up on his tax return and that drives Ralph nuts (though he discovers he just forgot to sign his name).

1:30am

The Honeymooners

Trapped (s4, ep29)

Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he witnessed a hold-up.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Legacy (s1, ep15)

The IMF must thwart four young Nazis from claiming Hitler's fortune, which they plan to use to finance a Fourth Reich.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Judgment, The (part 2)

"Lieutenant Gerald agrees to work with Dr. Kimble for 24 hours in order to prove his innocence after a person of interest sends bail money for the one-armed man."

4:00am

Harry O

Forty Reasons To Kill (part 1)

"Harry Orwell unearths a deadly power struggle when he investigates the murder of an old friend--and finds himself the prime suspect in a second killing."

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-06 (s3, ep6)

Friday's apartment party provides insight into the nature of an officer's private life.

5:30am

Dragnet

Robbery - Dr-15 (s3, ep7)

The detectives tackle cases for the department's robbery division.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 155 -- I.a.d. (s3, ep16)

Officer Tony Johnson finds out he has been accused of a shakedown just after saving Malloy's life during a shootout. Reed and Malloy set out to find a bar girl named Ginger who Johnson says will prove his innocence, but her story leaves Malloy with an uneasy feeling.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Return Of Major Bonacelli (s4, ep25)

The Italian officer who studied under Klink helps Hogan photograph an air base.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

A History Of Action (figures)

"Bill teaches Toony everything there is to know about action figures."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally Buys A Car (s6, ep16)

A friend has a car for sale and Wally is interested; however, Ward and June are, as usual, hesitant about the whole thing. Ward decides to give in to Wally and allow him to buy the used car, with the condition that he inspect it first. Ward quickly finds problems with the car and he helps Wally look elsewhere giving Wally tips on the process of used car shopping.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Parking Attendants (s6, ep17)

The social event of the season, according to Fred Rutherford, is a big party that a wealthy family is throwing and he rubs it in due to the fact that June and Ward didn't get an invitation. However, Wally and Eddie will be there after they get jobs parking the guest's cars. However, trouble ensues when Eddie parks Fred's car in a no parking spot and the car gets towed away by the city.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Garrulous Gambler (s3, ep3)

Larry Benton is a hard-luck guy. He gets in an argument in a poker game and knocks Mike Granger out cold. Then he is informed him that Granger is dead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Fatal Seduction: Part 1 (s8, ep)

In North Carolina for a funeral, Matlock, Leanne and Cliff end up getting involved in a pair of murders connected to two young women.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Invitation To Murder

"McGarrett must deal with an apparent mass murderer when a will creates a fortune for the last family member left alive. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Minstrel (s1, ep14)

A young wandering musician visits the Mountain

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Harper's Blood (s7, ep4)

A man tries to balance the bad blood between his sons upon learning that his wife's grandfather was a murderer.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Emily (s10, ep25)

Joe is caught in a love triangle when he meets up with an old girlfriend, Emily, a woman he had planned to marry.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Deserter (s2, ep25)

Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.

Johnny Crawford's favorite episode of the series.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Vision (s2, ep26)

After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Luke O'malley Story (s1, ep16)

Luke O'Malley, fleeing Mexican bandits whom he double crossed, joins the wagon train disguised as a minister.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Show Biz (s2, ep3)

A photo shoot at the station gets John excited. A country doctor helps Roy and John when they can't reach Rampart on a call. The paramedics rescue a man drowning in a swimming pool and two stuntmen trapped on a waterfall at a movie studio.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

End Run (s5, ep17)

Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that he must live on.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hanky Panky (s5, ep18)

Nurse Carrie Donovan receives a Dear Jane letter from her husband, and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and the air is cleared.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hepatitis (s5, ep19)

Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis, and Hawkeye has to give the whole camp antibiotics, while dealing with a psychosomatic back pain. Meanwhile, B.J. has to perform a very difficult operation.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The General's Practitioner (s5, ep20)

In the midst of Hawkeye being considered, much to his distaste, for the position of a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman and her baby, until the baby's GI father returns.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Big Shots (s3, ep19)

Ray uses his "weight" as a sports writer to jump to the front of the line.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Move Over (s3, ep20)

Ray confides to Debra that her need to cuddle is causing him many sleepless nights.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

A Midwinter Night's Dream (part 1) (s7, ep20)

Blanche throws a Moonlight Madness party.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

A Midwinter Night's Dream (part 2) (s7, ep21)

The full moon and festivities prompt strange happenings.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Ken Berry And Eydie Gorme

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Vicki disturb Harvey while he attempts to finish his taxes. Then, in Salute to RKO Studio, the gang parodies classic films, including "The Pride of the Yankees", "Notorious", "The Outlaw", and "Quasimodo".

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Hasty Honeymooner (s9, ep7)

Lucas Tolliver arrives in California from Oklahoma to meet the woman he was matched up with by a computer dating service. The woman, Miliicent Barton, is supposedly a rich widow.

Jack Klugman guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Passage For Trumpet (s1, ep32)

Convinced he'll never amount to anything, a trumpet player attempts suicide and then finds himself in a world where no one can hear or see him.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Impromptu Murder (s3, ep38)

A lawyer decides to murder one of his clients.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Little White Frock (s3, ep39)

A producer is surprised when an actor announces his retirement plans.

2:05am

Mannix

The Sound Of Darkness (s3, ep13)

After Mannix tracks down an assassin, he is shot and seriously injured. Having a breakdown, Mannix is diagnosed with psychosomatic blindness.

3:05am

Cannon

Sky Above, Death Below (s2, ep2)

A trade union boss dies in the mountains of Colorado. His daughter believes it was murder and hires Cannon to investigate. While the detective is inspecting of the scene someone pursues him.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Wipeout (s4, ep22)

Barnaby probes the death of a girl who was a supposedly skilled surfer.

5:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-12 (s3, ep8)

Police and Secret Service undertake maximum security for a Presidential visit to Los Angeles.

5:30am

Dragnet

Training - Dr-18 (s3, ep9)

Friday clashes with a woman writer gathering research material for an article on policewomen.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 66 -- The Vandals (s3, ep17)

Reed and Malloy have a gun pulled on them after stopping a car that turns out to be stolen, but the contents of the trunk link the two suspects to an even more sinister crime. Afterward, a recently widowed father and his teenage daughter report that their home has just been toilet papered, which ends up being a prelude for a much more serious incident.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Happy Birthday, Dear Hogan (s4, ep26)

Hogan's men plan to surprise him for his birthday by blowing up an ammunition dump.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Forgotten Fads

"Bill gives Toony a lesson in forgotten fads."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

More Blessed To Give (s6, ep18)

Beaver and Gilbert go to a carnival and Beaver surprisingly wins a fourteen caret gold locket in one of the carnival games. Beaver thinks about giving it to June but, thanks to Gilbert, decides to give it to a girl whom he has a crush on. However, soon it becomes apparent that this was a mistake when the girl's parents discover Beaver's gift.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Good Deed (s6, ep19)

Beaver seems to be on a selfish streak after backing out of a babysitting and later not wanting to do a simple favor for Wally. Ward gives Beaver a stern lecture and he soon takes Ward's advice when a tramp comes to the door wanting some kindness. However, the tramp quickly takes advantage and helps himself to more than a glass of water.

George Takei of Star Trek fame guest stars.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Blushing Pearls (s3, ep4)

Mitsuo Kamuri has been seeing a great deal of Grover Nichols, son of wealthy businessman Hudson Nichols. Nichols doesn't approve of his son's relationship and when Mitsuo is "caught" with a string of valuable pearls belonging to Mrs. Nichols, he agrees to absolve her if she stops seeing his son.

10:00am

Matlock

The Fatal Seduction: Part 2 (s8, ep)

In North Carolina for a funeral, Matlock, Leanne and Cliff end up getting involved in a pair of murders connected to two young women.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Frozen Assets

"A cryogenics institute comes under suspicion when an investigative writer becomes involved. "

It's Thanksgiving time on the Walton's Mountain!

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12:00pm

The Waltons

The Thanksgiving Story - Part I (s2, ep10)

Thanksgiving time on Walton's Mountain means a turkey shoot, a school play about early settlers, and the big meal. One year it also included a rekindled love affair and a life-threatening accident

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

All That (s7, ep5)

A rancher tries to save his property from foreclosure.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Running Man (s10, ep26)

When Candy receives an urgent letter from an old flame requesting his help in the town of Butlerville, he and Joe ride out and find that an old friend is part of the problem.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Lariat (s2, ep27)

An old friend of Lucas's returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Smoke Screen (s2, ep28)

Several men are vying for a rancher's daughter's affections. When she is found dead, one of them becomes the prime suspect in her murder.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jesse Cowan Story (s1, ep17)

The Cowans and Beals have been feuding a long time. Bob and Jesse Cowan return from the war to find their family dead, and the Beals a part of the wagon train. Vengeance is just the start of what Major Adams must now deal with.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Virus (s2, ep4)

A sick lady with a monkey provides the key to a mysterious, highly contagious and deadly virus that strikes both Dr. Brackett and John. Meanwhile, the firemen rescue a boy from a treehouse and a man from a scaffold.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Movie Tonight (s5, ep21)

As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine," and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the piano, Radar does his impersonations and everyone acts out scenes from the film.

Brian Dennehy guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Souvenirs (s5, ep22)

Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs that the enemy have booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer out of business.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Post Op (s5, ep23)

In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrives to offer their blood and save the day.

Margaret gets married and Larry Linville makes his final appearance as Major Burns.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Margaret's Marriage (s5, ep24)

Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drunk, Hawkeye and B.J. place Donald in a body cast and convince him that he has broken his leg.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Getaway, The (s3, ep21)

Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Working Girl (s3, ep22)

When Debra gets a part-time job, Ray is left to fend for himself.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Rose, Portrait Of A Woman (s7, ep22)

It's Miles birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Home Again Rose (part 1) (s7, ep23)

At a high school reunion, Rose experiences a sharp pain in her arm.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests David Hartman And Paula Kelly

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a washed-up, silent film actress who goes to dinner for the first time in years. Then, in George and Zelda, Carol questions a doctor's methods to treat her sick husband. Finally, in This Is Your Lifetime, a parody of "This Is Your Life", Carol is embarrassed when she's caught on camera at the gym after gaining weight.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The 12th Wildcat (s9, ep8)

Burt Payne coaches and owns 10% of a professional football team. His rich wife, Ellen, owns the remainder. Knowing that he's washed up and needing some quick cash, Burt tries to sell his share of the team to a group of investors.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Bevis (s1, ep33)

An eccentric loser gets a new life from his guardian angel, but there is a price to keeping it.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Poison (s4, ep1)

Two plantation owners plan to break up their partnership so one of them can get married.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Don't Interrupt (s4, ep2)

A little boy on a train tries desperately to tell someone a secret.

2:05am

Mannix

Who Killed Me? (s3, ep12)

Bradley Everett crashes his small plane into the sea. After an intensive search turns up no sign of the man, he suddenly appears at Mannix's door, babbling about a murder attempt.

3:05am

Cannon

Bitter Legion (s2, ep3)

A paramilitary troop wants to rob the income of a football stadium. In search of one of the gangsters Cannon approaches the gang and pretends to want to take part in the foray.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Eyes Of Terror (s4, ep23)

The residents of a small town being terrorized by a rapist falsely accuse a stutterer.

5:00am

Dragnet

Public Affairs - Dr-14 (s3, ep10)

Friday and Gannon try to get citizens to take part in a crime-prevention campaign.

5:30am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-16 (s3, ep11)

A businessman's war against drug addiction results in a new group whose motto is "freaking out isn't in."

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 36 -- Man Between (s3, ep18)

Officer Reed, who is an optimist and still has faith in the human race, is subjected to ridicule from Officer Wells after he is swindled twice. On patrol, he and Malloy come to the aid of a woman whose baby has been kidnapped by a heavily armed man seeking a large ransom. Afterward, wells once again questions Reed's judgment during the search for an intoxicated sniper at large.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Goes Hollywood (s5, ep1)

Hogan plans to use an American actor in a German propaganda film to get information home.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

One And Done Wonders

"Bill showcases memorable cartoon characters who made a single appearance."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Credit Card (s6, ep20)

Eddie brags about getting a credit card to his high school friends. When Wally's battery dies on his car, Eddie comes to the rescue by getting him a brand new battery. Everything is fine until Mr. Haskell finds out that Eddie charged it on their charge account.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Caddie

"Beaver has gotten a job as a caddy and is quickly running around the golf course chasing balls. However, all innocence is broken when one of the guys, Beaver is caddying for cheats in order to win a bet. Soon, Beaver begins wrestling with his conscience over whether or not to tell anyone."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Startled Stallion (s3, ep5)

Wealthy rancher John Brant forecloses on Jo Ann Blanchard's mortgage and takes possession of her prized stallion. Jo Ann goes to Mason for help in getting the horse back but soon needs his aid in getting her off a murder charge.

10:00am

Matlock

The Diner (s8, ep)

Matlock takes Leanne to meet Martha Jordan, the wife of his very first client back in 1962. Stan Shaw was a black cook at a diner accused of killing a white sheriff after a disagreement. Charlie Matlock pushed his son to take the case, despite the fact that his representing a black man wouldn't sit well with the townspeople.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

My Friend, The Enemy (s10, ep22)

Five-O must deal with the kidnapping of an Arab princess. Steve McGarrett must also deal with an Italian female journalist's constant interruptions.

It's Thanksgiving time on the Walton's Mountain!

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12:00pm

The Waltons

The Thanksgiving Story - Part 2 (s2, ep11)

Thanksgiving time on Walton's Mountain means a turkey shoot, a school play about early settlers, and the big meal. One year it also included a rekindled love affair and a life-threatening accident

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Long, Long Trail (s7, ep6)

Matt accompanies a young woman on a treacherous journey across the desert, where the pair must brave sandstorms, thirst and Indians.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Unwanted (s10, ep27)

Lorrie Mansfield runs away with ranch hand Rick Miller, much to the ire of her marshal father.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Shotgun Man (s2, ep29)

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Sins Of The Father (s2, ep30)

After shooting a man in self-defense, Andy Moon turns to Lucas for protection from his vengeful brothers.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Gabe Carswell Story (s1, ep18)

Gabe Carswell wants his son to join the whites because of what he sees coming for the indians. When his son refuses he takes him to the wagon train heading for California, but the Arapaho are getting set to attack.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Peace Pipe (s2, ep5)

A drunk driver rams a parked car, trapping a child inside. Chet pesters John about his Native American heritage. A kid gets his finger stuck in a gumball machine. A woman's new girdle causes breathing difficulties. A worker's error leads to fuel being mixed with the water supply, causing explosive results. A sniper makes a scaffold rescue dangerous.

David Ogden Stiers joins the cast as Major Winchester.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Fade Out, Fade In: Part 1 (s6, ep)

Radar gets a temporary replacement for Maj. Burns: a Major Charles Emerson Winchester III. Maj. Winchester arrives at the 4077th, only to painfully discover that he's the permanent replacement Frank Burns.

David Ogden Stiers joins the cast as Major Winchester.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Fade Out, Fade In: Part 2 (s6, ep1)

Radar gets a temporary replacement for Maj. Burns: a Major Charles Emerson Winchester III. Maj. Winchester arrives at the 4077th, only to painfully discover that he's the permanent replacement Frank Burns.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Fallen Idol (s6, ep2)

Radar wants to become a man so Hawkeye recommends he goes to Seoul. On his way there he is hit by a mine. Hawkeye performs surgery on him. After surgery, Hawkeye goes to the Officers Club where he gets hammered. The next day he goes to surgery severely hung over. Radar tells Hawkeye he is disappointed in him. Hawkeye explodes and is then yelled at by Major Houlihan, Colonel Potter and Father Mulcahy.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Last Laugh (s6, ep3)

Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend, Bardonaro, play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, and in a jeep with too little gas.

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

No Thanks (s4, ep9)

Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie.

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9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fighting In-laws (s5, ep9)

Debra discovers that her seemingly contented parents are not happy.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Home Again Rose (part 2) (s7, ep24)

Rose undergoes a triple bypass and the girls fear for her life.

Series finale!

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's Nest (part 1) (s7, ep25)

Blanche has a date and tries to dump her visiting uncle Lucas on Dorothy.

Watch the legendary sketch "The Dentist" in this memorable episode

11:00pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Season 2, Episode 21

"Guest Tim Conway breaks up Harvey in one of the series' all-time funniest sketches: "The Dentist." Also: jealous understudy Carol looks to steal the show from a Broadway star (guest Ethel Merman.)"

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wrathful Wraith (s9, ep9)

Louise Self finds herself in the unfortunate position of having to stand trial for the murder of her husband twice.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The After Hours (s1, ep34)

A woman is shocked to learn that the floor of a department store on which she bought a gold thimble doesn't exist.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Jokester

"Newspaperman Bradley's habit of playing practical jokes puts morgue attendant Pop Henderson in danger of losing his job."

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Crooked Road (s4, ep3)

A couple passing through a small town falls victim to its crooked officials.

2:05am

Mannix

Missing: Sun And Sky (s3, ep1)

A valuable racehorse has disappeared on the way to Florida. Mannix is hired to retrieve the noble animal learn why it was abducted.

3:05am

Cannon

That Was No Lady (s2, ep4)

Lawyer Jane Butler is threatened. She is told to give up the defense of two burglars. When the menace becomes incendiary the lady begins to fret. Jane asks for Cannon's help.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Stalking Horse, The (s4, ep24)

Barney poses as the brother of an eccentric millionaire he's hired to protect.

5:00am

Dragnet

Internal Affairs - Dr-20 (s3, ep12)

Martin Milner and Kent McCord appear as Officers Malloy and Reed to portray the policeman's role in society.

5:30am

Dragnet

Community Relations - Dr-17 (s3, ep13)

A conference provokes old-line policemen to reassess their attitudes, particularly toward minority groups.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 165 -- Once A Cop (s3, ep19)

The search for a stabbing suspect leads to a bitter ex-cop who has just moved into the area. Afterward, Malloy and Reed deal with a naive and frustrated starlet who shoots up a telephone booth and loses her suitcase containing a live rattle snake. The officers then become involved in shootout at a train station that leads to another unfortunate run-in with the ex-cop.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Well (s5, ep2)

Hogan steals a Luftwaffe codebook, but must organize a special mission when Newkirk drops it down a well.

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7:00am

Toon In With Me

Turkey Day Traditions

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver On Tv (s6, ep22)

Beaver comes home with the news that he applied to appear on a local television show called 'Teen Forum' and has been accepted. Beaver gets out of classes for the taping and all his classmates are treated to being able to watch him on TV during class. However, what Beaver, his friends and family don't know is that the show tapes each episode a week in advance.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Box Office Attraction (s6, ep23)

June and Ward have noticed the Wally has been spending quite a bit of his time at the movie theater but it's not to see the movies. He's been eyeing the pretty young lady who works in the box office. Thanks to Eddie, Wally works up enough courage to ask her out but quickly sees another side to the young lady that is a bit too mature for Wally's taste.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of Paul Drake's Dilemma (s3, ep6)

Donna Kress, a singer, is preparing a demo for a recording contract. She has been carrying on a longterm affair with a married man, Frank Thatcher. That night, Thatcher is involved in a hit-and-run accident but does not report it.

10:00am

Matlock

The Last Laugh (s8, ep)

Matlock is on the case when a comedian is accused of murdering a rival comic who had insulted him on stage.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Stranger In His Grave

"Five-O become involved in a complex case of body-switching, mystery investments and suitcases full of money. "

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12:00pm

The Waltons

The Waiting (s8, ep10)

John-Boy is no longer missing in war

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Squaw (s7, ep7)

A young man is unwelcoming toward the young Indian bride his father brings home.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Speak No Evil (s10, ep28)

When Coley Clayborn's estranged mother returns to Virginia City, he believes she has come back to claim his father's gold mine.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Prodigal (s2, ep31)

To keep his invalid mother happy, an outlaw forces Lucas and Mark to go along with a masquerade that he is the owner of Lucas' ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Fourflusher (s2, ep32)

A sharecropper enters his colt in a horse race, hoping to win enough money to buy his farm from the owner, who has bet on Mark McCain's entry.

Cesar Romero guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Honorable Don Charlie Story (s1, ep19)

During a stopover in the town of adobe flats, a local lothario puts the moves on a female passenger.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Saddled (s2, ep6)

Dixie injures her toe. John decides he can make a lot of money by riding in rodeos. The squad goes to a hole-in-the-wall restaurant when a soda bottle explodes in a girl's face; later, they return for a gas explosion. After falling from a tree, a young boy lapses into a coma. The firemen rescue several children and a nun from a bus crash.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

War Of Nerves (s6, ep4)

The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into combat.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Winchester Tapes (s6, ep5)

Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B.J. switch Winchester's clothes, causing Winchester to alter his eating patterns.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Light That Failed (s6, ep6)

With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon bunkmates. Meanwhile, B.J. receives a mystery novel that everyone in camp reads in turn. The last page is missing and the solution to the mystery is undiscovered until B.J. calls the author by long distance.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

In Love And War (s6, ep7)

Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.

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9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Older Women (s6, ep9)

Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have Thanksgiving dinner with the Barones.

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9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bird, The (s8, ep9)

The Barones find that their differing traditions encourage lots of conversation.

Series finale!

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

One Flew Out Of The Cuckoo's Nest (part 2) (s7, ep26)

Dorothy accepts Lucas's marriage proposal and are wed.

The Golden Girls pilot!

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

The Engagement (pilot) (s1, ep1)

The pilot centers on Blanche who has fallen in love, raising the possibility that her boarders will have to move out in the event of a marriage. When the wedding is called off Blanche finds comfort and love from her dearest friends.

It's Weezy, Cannon and Carol!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests William Conrad And Isabel Sanford

In Carol and Sis, Harvey mistakenly steals another man's wallet. Then, in TV Blackouts, the gang salutes TV shows, including "Sonny and Cher, "Jack LaLanne", "Password", "The Golddiggers", and "Maude".

Gavin MacLeod guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Runaway Racer (s9, ep10)

Test driver Pete Griston cracks up a vehicle owned by Pappy Ryan. Pappy accuses Havey Rettig of tampering with the car and files charges against Rettig and Griston. Then Rettig is killed and Griston is found standing groggily over the body.

Jack Warden guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Mighty Casey (s1, ep35)

With his broken-down baseball team on its last legs, the manager enlists the help of a human-looking robot with the ability to throw super-fast pitches.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The $2,000,000 Defense (s4, ep4)

A desperate man makes a deal with his defense lawyer in order to get acquitted.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Design For Loving (s4, ep5)

A man plots to get away from his wife for a while without her knowing.

2:05am

Mannix

Tooth Of The Serpent (s3, ep6)

Joe Mannix must trace the missing son of a policeman. The mother fears that he might be involved in a robbery.

3:05am

Cannon

Stakeout

"Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Blood Vengeance (s5, ep1)

Barnaby sets out to avenge his cousin's murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Dr-22 (s3, ep14)

A 91-year-old apartment-house manager gets involved in a murder investigation.

5:30am

Dragnet

B.o.d. - Dr-27 (s3, ep15)

The detectives go to work on several cases connected with the department's business-office division.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 76 -- The Militants (s3, ep20)

Malloy and Reed participate in the search for two black militants who ambush and critically wound two officers in their patrol car. When one of the suspects subsequently dies in custody, a bitter public relations battle begins with the militant group as the search for the other suspect continues.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Klink Commandos (s5, ep3)

Hogan and his men volunteer for a German suicide squad train bound for the Russian front in order to steal key documents.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Secret Agent Bill

"Teddy Roosevelt enlists Bill as a spy. Bill looks to Sixties spies for inspiration."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Lumpy's Scholarship (s6, ep24)

Wally is let down when he learns that he didn't get the sports scholarship from State University. However, he does learn that Lumpy did get one and this leads him to throw a party in Lumpy's honor. However, half way through the party, Fred calls with some unfortunate news for Lumpy, the scholarship is no longer available due to Lumpy's grades.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Silent Treatment (s6, ep25)

Beaver is all set to go with Eddie and Wally to hook up a AM/FM car radio in Eddie's car but June stops him and insists he go to the grocery store to pick up the items he had promised. This leads Beaver to give June the cold shoulder treatment while playing up to Ward.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Fraud (s3, ep7)

Richard Vanaman's shot at a big promotion is sabotaged when he is framed for murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Capital Offense (s8, ep)

Matlock continues his five-year struggle to save a con artist from the electric chair.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Death In The Family

"Five-O's world is shattered when mobsters catch Chin Ho undercover and order him to be killed. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Actress (s1, ep15)

Alvira Drummond, a famous stage and screen actress, is invited to stay at the Walton home after her car breaks down in Walton's Mountain

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Chesterland (s7, ep8)

Chester purchases a piece of land when he gets engaged.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Fence (s10, ep29)

While Ben and Hoss visit an old friend to negotiate the purchase of a mine, former Confederate soldiers arrive wanting to exact revenge on the Cartwrights' friend for starving POWs during the Civil War.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Jailbird (s2, ep33)

When Lucas hires an ex-con as a ranch hand, the man is the first one under suspicion when a robbery and murder occur in the area.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Meeting At Midnight (s2, ep34)

Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Dora Gray Story (s1, ep20)

Dora Gray has made some poor choices in her life. Just wanting to get to San Francisco, her latest one involves someone who sells Army guns to the indians, and Flint finds himself right in the middle of it.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Fuzz Lady (s2, ep7)

John falls for a lady deputy when called to treat a mugger. Items are stolen from Rampart. The firemen rescue an elderly man from a house fire. Boot returns to Station 51. A grandfather is injured by a model rocket. The paramedics rescue a boat thief trapped on a crane.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Change Day (s6, ep8)

Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he can get out of Korea.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Images (s6, ep9)

Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. Meanwhile, Margaret is frustrated with a new nurse who keeps getting upset at the sight of combat injuries.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The M*a*s*h Olympics (s6, ep10)

Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger tries to get out of the army by getting fat.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Grim Reaper (s6, ep11)

Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's life. Realizing Hawkeye is value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Be Nice (s3, ep23)

Debra demands to know why Ray is more helpful to other mothers than her.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Dancing With Debra (s3, ep24)

Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Guess Who's Coming To The Wedding? (s1, ep2)

Dorothy's daughter, Kate, comes to Miami with an announcement.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Rose The Prude (s1, ep3)

Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Barby And Ben / Rancid Harvest

In Barby and Ben, a toy couple's marriage is threatened by the arrival of a G.I. doll. Then, in Rancid and Harvest, a parody of "Random Harvest", with Carol as Greer Garson, a woman who falls for a man with no memory of his past.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Silent Six (s9, ep11)

Police Sergeant Dave Wolfe warns Joe Oliver to stay away from his kid sister, Susan. Now Susan's been beaten up in her apartment, Oliver has been shot to death and Dave is being charged with murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A World Of His Own (s1, ep36)

A playwright has the ability to make his characters literally come to life.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Man With A Problem (s4, ep6)

A man stands on the ledge of a hotel while police try to talk to him.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Safety For The Witness (s4, ep7)

A man witnesses a murder by two gangsters.

2:05am

Mannix

Medal For A Hero (s3, ep14)

Peggy’s dead husband, Marcus, was a policeman shot down in the line of duty. When suspicion arises that he may have been involved in a big corruption scandal, Mannix probes the evidence in hopes of clearing his name.

3:05am

Cannon

The Predators (s2, ep6)

Frank Cannon believes that this time he has accepted a peaceful job. He must protect the bar of a friend, Millie Carroll, against robberies. However, suddenly he finds himself amid a complex love story.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadline For Dying (s5, ep2)

A journalist's investigation of a land scandal ends in murder and blackmail.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Ballad Of The Everyday Housewife (s6, ep14)

When it appears that Steve is beginning to take his wife too much for granted, Bobbie Jo tries to make him be more demonstrative.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Christening (s6, ep15)

Five eminently qualified and extremely jealous rivals volunteer to be baby Kathy Jo's godfather.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Back To The Hills (s8, ep1)

Granny is afraid of a mountain lion she sees in her root cellar, and Elly May reveals it is hers. But after reading the paper and seeing that Elverna Bradshaw’s daughter is getting married, Granny tells Jed they need to go home and return to the Hills to get Elly married first. As Granny is planning the trip home, Jethro reveals he is going to college, as Jed is unsuccessfully trying to have breakfast.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hills Of Home (s8, ep2)

The Clampetts head home to the Ozarks with the goal of getting Elly May married before Elverna Bradshaw's daughter does. And with the Silver Dollar Fair about to start, they believe they'll be able to meet a lot of young, single men. Granny has something else going on besides getting Elly a husband: she is fighting with her enemy, Elverna Bradshaw, and betting her granddaughter will marry before Elverna’s daughter.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Baby Wants A Bottleship, Lost And Foundry, Popeye Makes A Movie

"Olive entrusts the care of Swee'pea to Popeye while she goes on a shopping tour., Little Swee'pea wanders into a busy factory, and by luck just manages to escape being killed by various crushing, grinding and cutting machines., Popeye and Olive make a movie for his nephews."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Puttin' On The Dog, The Field Mouse, Sorry Safari

"Tom chases Jerry right into a dog pound, so he puts on a dog disguise., A lazy field mouse proves his worth to his grandfather by rescuing him from a thresher., Tom and Jerry are in Kenya on a hunting safari and don't get along as usual."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Coy Decoy, Bungling Builder, Seal On The Loose, Chilly's Hideaway, Bear And The Bees, Bye, Bye, Blackboard, Broadway Bow Wows, Flim Flam Fountain

"Woody uses a hunter's own decoy ducks to confuse and hurt his hunting dog., Junior and Charlie attempt to build Bessie a sewing room themselves, and it doesn't go well., Woody tries to hide a pet seal from Miss Meany in her "no pets allowed" boarding house., Smedley tries to evict Chilly Willy from Colonel Pot's mountain home., Cupid tries to help Fatso the Bear win over a lady bear., Woody's dog tries to stay at school, despite Miss Meany kicking him out., John the showbiz dog leaves his fiancee and their double act for another woman only to return to her when her solo act is more successful than his., Buzz tries to con Woody into buying the Fountain of Youth, and Woody and his friends get even."

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9:00am

A Very Merry Bugs Bunny Christmas

Bugs Bunny's Christmas Carol, Gift Wrapped, Abominable Snow Rabbit, Freeze Frame, Weasel While You Work, The Fright Before Christmas

"When Sam lacks the Christmas spirit, Bugs Bunny makes a plan to change his mind., It's Christmas time and Sylvester tries to switch his present with Granny's present which is Tweety in a birdcage., Bugs and Daffy decide to tunnel underground over to Palm Springs. Wrong directions end them up in the Himalayas where they run into trouble with the Abominable Snowman... , The coyote orders a blizzard machine to cover the entire desert with snow after he finds out that Road Runners are easy to catch in the cold. , During a snow-covered winter, Foghorn Leghorn uses the weasel against the barn's guard dog. , Taz breaks free of his a plane shipping crate and falls from the sky into Santa's laundry. He hijacks Santa's sleigh and ends up in Bugs' house tearing down everything, but Bugs gets wise to the Devil. "

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10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Whirring Death (s1, ep20)

Dr. Loveless plans on making California a kingdom for children.... using exploding toys.

A classic Christmas episode!

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11:00am

Wagon Train

The St. Nicholas Story (s3, ep12)

As Christmas Eve approaches, the wagon train encounters a happy time, the perils that go with hostile indians and a little lost boy who may have already been captured by those same hostiles.

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12:00pm

The Big Valley

Judgement In Heaven (s1, ep15)

Jarrod risks inviting his client home for a Christmas visit. She's a young woman accused of aiding and abetting her boyfriend, an outlaw who has recently escaped from jail.

A young man tries to give seven young orphans a Christmas!

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1:00pm

Gunsmoke

P.s. Murry Christmas (s17, ep15)

The meanest outlady in the U.S. is coming to Dodge, at least that's what Festus has heard. In actuality, it's Emma Grundy out to retrieve her seven orphans from Titus Spangler and take them back to the orphanage.

Wayne Newton guest stars in this Christmas speical!

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2:00pm

Bonanza

A Christmas Story (s8, ep15)

When a young singer agrees to perform at Virginia City's annual orphan's Christmas benefit, his shifty manager demands a cut of the donations.

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3:00pm

Cheyenne

The Long Winter

"After signing on as a cowhand, Cheyenne tries to prevent one of his co-workers from harassing a woman who resides nearby."

A Christmas celebration could endanger the herd.

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4:00pm

Rawhide

Twenty-five Santa Clauses (s4, ep12)

A conman and his wife con the drovers into pooling their efforts to prepare a Christmas celebration for a sickly Mexican boy. The boy isn't really sick and Rowdy ignores Favor's orders to move the herd across a river, trapping the herd.

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5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Be Not Forgetful Of Strangers (s6, ep15)

Duane Eddy as a cowboy who arrives in town during Christmas with his pregnant wife---and no lodgings.

Randall is tasked with bringing Santa Claus to a young boy.

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5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Eight Cent Reward (s1, ep16)

On Christmas Eve Randall receives his most daunting assignment yet: bring in Santa Claus.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

False Alarms, Yes We Have No Bonanza, Squareheads Of The Round Table, Hugs And Mugs, So Long Mr. Chumps, Cactus Makes Perfect

"It's a four alarm frenzy of funniness when Larry, Curly and Moe become firemen, and set the local town on its ear! , Gold prospectors Larry, Moe and Curly. , The Stooges are living with their mother who persuades them its time to leave home and seek their fortune. After a con man sells them a phony deed to a lost gold mine, the boys head west to find the treasure. After some mishaps with Curly's gold finding invention, they locate the mine and strike it rich. When two crooked miners try to take their gold they hole up in an abandoned hotel and, although they get bombarded by dynamite, triumph over the crooks. , Set in Elizabethan times, the Stooges decide to help their friend Cedric the Blacksmith win the hand of the fair princess Elaine. At night the group sneaks into the castle to serenade Elaine, but pick the wrong window and are caught by the King. Tossed in the dungeon, the boys escape with Cedric's help and manage to foil the plans of the Black Prince who was plotting against the King. All turns out well when the grateful King allows Cedric to marry Elaine. , The Stooges run a furniture store and come into possession of a stolen pearl necklace. Three crooked dames convince the boys that the necklace is theirs, and when the real thieves arrive, the Stooges fight to defend the girl's property. The Stooges defeat the bad guys and the girls decide to go honest and return the necklace to its rightful owner. , Larry, Moe and Curly are on a quest to find an honest man. And they finally find one - in jail! "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Willard

"A social misfit uses his only friends, his pet rats, to exact revenge on his tormentors."

William Shatner guest stars in this memorable episode.

10:30pm

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare At 20,000 Feet (s5, ep3)

While aboard a commercial aircraft, a man believes he is seeing a gremlin on its wing.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Paradise Syndrome (s3, ep3)

After having his memory erased on a planet with inhabitants resembling Native Americans, Capt. Kirk is declared a god. Meanwhile, a deadly asteroid is headed toward the planet and the Enterprise must get back to it and Kirk before the imminent collision.

12:00am

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

The Vampire (s1, ep4)

An overlooked victim of the Las Vegas vampire makes her way to Los Angeles and begins killing anew.

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1:00am

Lost in Space

Return From Outer Space

"Nobody believes Will Robinson when he sends himself back to Earth with an alien transporter, since the world believes they all had died once they realized their ship had gone off course. Lost in Space's only Christmas program."

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2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Long Live The King (s1, ep15)

Admiral Nelson must get a 12-year-old prince back to his country to assume the throne before the reds take over.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Land Of The Lost (s2, ep13)

After an air balloon accident, the castaways drift to the other side of the planet where they find a society run by a dictator, oblivious to their existence. Now, Steve must prove life on the other side of the planet or the castaways will die by his hand.

4:00am

The Invaders

The Mutation (s1, ep3)

David meets a stripper who claims to have seen something strange in the desert, but a secret jeopardizes his life.

5:00am

The Green Hornet

Beautiful Dreamer (1) (s1, ep7)

Seems that wealthy and prominent members of the community have been executing crimes and then forgetting that they ever happened. Eventually the District Attorney and The Green Hornet find that Peter Eden, owner of the Vale of Eden, has been leaving "sugg

5:30am

The Green Hornet

Beautiful Dreamer (2) (s1, ep8)

Part two picks up with a GREEN HORNET visit and proposition for Peter Eden, owner of the Vale of Eden. After Peter uses Vanessa Vane to double-cross the Hornet, the Hornet re-visits Peter and uses his own dream machine on Peter to foil the last crime for

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Unwelcome Neighbor

"A widower and his son move into a nearby valley and refuse friendly advice from Adams and Nakoma, with disastrous consequences."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cattail Country

"Marlin visits the Grand Teton Mountains in the U.S. and the wilderness north of Canada to show us the territorial fight, the rescue of a baby moose and to see the sandhill cranes."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Philmont Trail

"Marlin and Jim make a fascinating climb up the Philmont Trail with a troop of Explorer Scouts at the famous Boy Scout ranch near Cimarron in northern New Mexico."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part I

"In the Kalahari region of southern Africa, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler study the life and habits of the graceful and cunning leopard by establishing a camp near a hidden leopard den."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part Ii

"Marlin and Jim continue their investigation into the home life of the leopard."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Valley Of Eagles

"A valley in the mountain country of the western United States is the territory of the Golden Eagle, America’s largest and most powerful bird of prey. Marlin and Jim locate an eyrie (nest) of this magnificent bird, and build a blind high on a rocky cliff so they can photograph its nesting habits. Humor and drama are interwoven as the young eagle, in his search for food, follows a skunk into his den…and later finds out that a fast dive at a sitting duck results in his first unwanted bath. His territory is invaded by a forest fire, and the hunting is made easier as the other animals of the valley flee the flames. He is trapped by man in a scientific experiment, but later released to continue his life in the “Valley of Eagles.”"

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Motion

"Oddities of animal motion include mammals that fly, birds that climb with their shoulders, lizards that dive and snakes that travel sideways."

The Bradys are hoping for a Christmas miracle in this memorable episode.

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10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Voice Of Christmas (s1, ep12)

Carol is asked to sing at church on Christmas, but loses her voice just days before the event. A hopeful Cindy asks a department store Santa Claus to bring Carol's voice back in time.

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10:30am

The Monkees

The Monkees' Christmas Show (s2, ep15)

The Monkees try to instill the spirit of Christmas in a cynical little boy.

The Clampetts head home for Christmas!

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11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Home For Christmas (s1, ep13)

The Clampetts decide to head home for Christmas, and once Drysdale and Jane hear about this, they make all the arrangements, getting Granny and Elly mink coats and giving the Clampetts their first plane ride in style. After a slight mix-up, the Clampetts finally get home, surprising Pearl and Jethrine.

The Clampetts spend Christmas at home!

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11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

No Place Like Home (s1, ep14)

The Clampetts arrive back at their old cabin to spend the Christmas holiday with Pearl. But since the cabin will be too crowded with the Clampetts and Brewster, Pearl suggests Brewster stays with her, in an attempt to get engaged. She tries to woo Brewster by showing herself off at the theatre she works at during the premiere of 'Ben Hur.'

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12:00pm

MeTV Special Presentation

Reindeer In Here

"A one-antlered young reindeer and his misfit friends set off on an adventure to save Christmas."

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1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Haircut (s1, ep4)

After losing his lunch money three days in a row, Ward gives Beaver one last chance by letting him handle his haircut money. However, when he loses that too, Beaver decides to give himself a haircut just days before he's scheduled to be an angel in a play.

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1:30pm

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet

The Boys' Christmas Money

"Ricky and David need extra Christmas funds so Ozzie allows them to look for work."

It's hard to be merry at Christmas when you're shipwrecked.

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2:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk (s1, ep12)

During Christmas, the castaways get homesick and recall the day they were shipwrecked.

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2:30pm

The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis

Will The Real Santa Claus Please Come Down The Chimney?

"The Gilleses believe that the time has come to shake Maynard of his belief in Santa Claus, and set in motion an elaborate scheme to accomplish the task."

Mama fills in as a mall Santa!

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3:00pm

Mama's Family

Santa Mama (s3, ep)

Mama fills in for Vint as a mall Santa.

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3:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Gets Goosed (s6, ep)

When Mama's cousin gives the Harpers a live goose for Christmas dinner, Mama relives memories of her childhood while the rest of the family is horrified at the thought of killing their new pet.

An unexpected visitor ruins Howard Cunningham's Christmas plans

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4:00pm

Happy Days

Guess Who's Coming To Christmas (s2, ep11)

Fonzie tells Al the story of the time an unexpected visitor turned Howard Cunningham's plans for a traditional family Christmas upside down.

A classic Christmas episode!

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4:30pm

Happy Days

Christmas Time (s6, ep16)

Fonzie receives a Christmas gift from his father but is reluctant to accept and open it. Meanwhile, Richie and Lori Beth argue about what they've spent on each other's gifts, and Joanie is upset at Howard for getting an artificial tree.

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5:00pm

The Love Boat

Lonely At The Top (s1, ep14)

In a Christmas-themed cruise, a group of orphans and a man convicted for a crime he didn't commit are among those aboard the ship. Florence Henderson, Donna Mills and Shecky Greene guest star.

6:00pm

The Golden Girls

Transplant (s1, ep4)

Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to Miami for a visit.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

George Simonson- Toy Sets

"George Simonson isn’t just a toy collector, he’s a collector of collections. After decades of collecting thousands of toys, he’s amassed an entire basement filled with shelves and shelves of complete toy lines from the 1980s. Now he’s sharing them with Lisa and expert appraiser and toy shop owner, Jonathan Schoonveld. Together, they travel through his archive of 80s toy nostalgia, including his World Wrestling Federation action figure collection, the entire line from Thundercats, and the toy line from the iconic TV sensation, The A-Team. Jonathan appraises George’s collection and proposes a trade, but of course, the problem with trading with a completionist is… what do you bring to the man who has everything? Also legendary WWE wrestler and 2022 NWA World’s Heavyweight Champion, Matt Cardona, sends a special message!"

It's Christmas in Korea and Hawkeye writes home to his dad.

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7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Dad (s1, ep12)

Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea: Radar ships a jeep home, a piece at a time; Henry gives the monthly lecture on sex, with the aid of figure A and figure B; Trapper helps deliver a calf; Klinger and Frank get into a fight, but Father Mulcahy smoothes things over; Hawkeye and Trapper sabotage Margaret's tent; Hawkeye flies to the front line dressed as Santa to help a wounded soldier.

Father Mulcahy writes to his sister about another Christmas at the 4077th.

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7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sis (s7, ep14)

Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

8:00pm

The Golden Girls

Triangle, The (s1, ep5)

Dorothy is dating Dr. Elliot Clayton. Dr. Clayton makes a pass at Blanche.

8:30pm

The Golden Girls

On Golden Girls (s1, ep6)

Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit.

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9:00pm

The Golden Girls

'twas The Nightmare Before Christmas (s2, ep11)

The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families.

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9:30pm

The Golden Girls

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas (s5, ep12)

It's the Christmas season and the girls are fed up with Christmas shopping.

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10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ball, The (s1, ep12)

Ray begins to doubt if anyone actually tells the truth.

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10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

All I Want For Christmas (s2, ep12)

All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife.

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11:00pm

All in the Family

Christmas Day At The Bunker's (s2, ep13)

It's Christmas Day and Archie is the only one not in the Christmas spirit. Mike and Gloria question him, but he refuses to reveal what's bugging him. The Jeffersons come over to wish the Bunkers a "Merry Christmas", but this does anything but cheer Archie up especially since Henry is dressed as Santa.

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11:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Christmas Story (s4, ep15)

The Christmas season has everyone in the Christmas spirit. For a joke, Archie purchases some fake nose and mustache glasses that were on sale, but Mike also happened to go to that same store and hit that same sale. Meanwhile, Edith returns from a doctor checkup and confides in Gloria the fact that she has a lump in her breast and she fears it may be breast cancer.

The gang performs for Alan Brady's Christmas speical!

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12:00am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Alan Brady Show Presents (s3, ep13)

"The Alan Brady Show" performs their Christmas variety show.

See the gang in a parody of 'A Christmas Carol'.

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12:30am

The Odd Couple

Scrooge Gets An Oscar (s1, ep12)

In a parody of 'A Christmas Carol,' Felix and the poker players become Dickens characters in a dream after a miserable Oscar refuses to be Scrooge in a children's play.

A classic Christmas episode!

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1:00am

The Honeymooners

'twas The Night Before Christmas (s4, ep13)

Ralph hocks his bowling ball to get Alice a present when someone else gets her the same thing he did.

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1:30am

The Bob Newhart Show

His Busiest Season (s1, ep14)

Christmas becomes a sad memory for Bob's group therapy session, and it's evident that "'tis not the season" for everyone to be jolly. Bob decides to invite the group over for Christmas Eve.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Reluctant Dragon (s1, ep16)

Dr. Cherlotov, a scientist of an enemy power, failed to defect to the West when his wife did. Now that he has developed a cheap and effective anti-ballistic system, the IMF are ordered to get him out.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Fear In A Desert City

"After being on the run for six months, Richard Kimble falls in love with a single mother. But her abusive, stranged husband wants Kimble out of town... or dead."

4:00am

Harry O

Forty Reasons To Kill (part 2)

"Framed for murder, Harry battles for his freedom and his life as he tries to unravel a deadly web of corruption."

5:00am

Dragnet

Narcotics - Dr-21 (s3, ep16)

A pot-detecting pooch joins the police to stop marijuana smuggling.

5:30am

Dragnet

Administrative Vice - Dr-29 (s3, ep17)

Friday's problem: is his temporary partner an aide—or an adversary?

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 164 -- The Poachers (s3, ep21)

A young employee at the city garage steals a patrol car and engages in a high speed pursuit. Afterward, Malloy and Reed arrest a young woman trying to cash an old-age benefits check she found on the ground, report to an apartment complex garage that had its security camera stolen, investigate a break-in at a mortuary and arrest a couple of pill pushers at a warehouse in Officer Ed Well's territory.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Gasoline War (s5, ep4)

Hogan and his men plan to destroy a gasoline station that has just been built in camp.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Chewing Thru Guam

"Toony and Bill tour the U.S. territory of Guam, from its waterfalls to its foods."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Uncle Billy's Visit (s6, ep26)

June and Ward go away for a couple of days and leave Uncle Billy to stay with Wally and Beaver. Beaver quickly realizes Billy runs a much looser ship than Ward and June and feels as if he can get away with more things. However, he's soon in for a rude awakening when he helps Gilbert sneak into the movies.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Prep School (s6, ep27)

June and Ward are excited when they learn that Aunt Martha has made arrangements to send Beaver to a prep school in New England. However, Beaver quickly realizes he will miss his friends as they are all entering Mayfield High School next year. This puts Beaver in a delicate position: how to tell Aunt Martha he doesn't want to go without hurting her feelings.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bartered Bikini (s3, ep8)

Wally Dunbar seeks Mason's help in securing ownership of his new summer line of swimwear, but the sketches are stolen and, worse yet, chief designer Rick Stassi is murdered.

10:00am

Matlock

The Haunted: Part 1 (s8, ep)

While Cliff investigates a suit of medical malpractice and ends up getting more involved than he should with his client, Matlock investigates the case of the mysterious Rod Greenwood, who happens to bear an eerie resemblance to a dead businessman.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Sleeper

"After a government agent is murdered, McGarrett must identify the traitor in a scientific facility. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Fire (s1, ep16)

A girl whose mother died years ago, runs away from her father and new stepmother, back to her deserted house in Walton's Mountain.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Milly (s7, ep9)

Milly Glover decides to marry the first available man in order to support herself and her brother.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Ponderosa Explosion (s8, ep16)

The Ponderosa is overrun with furry critters when two unscrupulous old men convince Hoss and Joe to raise rabbits.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Nora (s2, ep35)

Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hangman (s2, ep36)

An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Annie Macgregor Story (s1, ep21)

The MacGregor clan decides to come to America and start a new life. The wagon trains going to California have had a hard time dealing with their different customs. Can Major Adams' be any different?

5:00pm

Emergency!

Trainee (s2, ep8)

A former Vietnam medic is now a paramedic trainee and constantly thinks he knows more than the doctors at Rampart. Roy, John and the trainee interrupt a purse-snatching, rescue a man who fell down a cliff, help a woman overdosed on prescription drugs and save a man with an insulin reaction.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Comrades In Arms (part 1)

"Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut."

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Comrades In Arms (part 2)

"Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. "

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Merchant Of Korea (s6, ep14)

After Charles hands B.J. $200, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he bluffs. They all win back their money and then some.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Smell Of Music (s6, ep15)

The 4077th has just ended a rough three-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to eat outside because of their unhygienic presences.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert Moves Back (s3, ep25)

Robert and Amy are desperate to have some time to themselves.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

How They Met (s3, ep26)

It's a flashback episode as Ray and Debra reminisce about their first meeting.

The girls get competitive during a bowling tournament!

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Competition, The (s1, ep7)

In a bowling competition, it's Dorothy and Blanche verses Rose and Sophia.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Break-in, The (s1, ep8)

After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home, one evening, to discover their house has been broken into.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In George and Zelda, a disguised Carol and Harvey complain to the audience before the show. Then, in The Spy, a WWII bomber pilot jumps without a parachute. Finally, in The Ham Actor, a TV debut for an acting duo goes horribly wrong.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fugitive Fraulein (s9, ep12)

Mason and Della travel behind the Iron Curtain and get involved in a murder case, which ends up being tried in an East German court.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

King Nine Will Not Return (s2, ep1)

A WWII captain finds himself in the desert, next to his crashed plane. Where is his crew? And why are futuristic jet planes flying overhead?

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Murder Me Twice (s4, ep8)

A woman commits murder while under hypnosis.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Tea Time (s4, ep9)

A woman confronts the wife of a rich man and tries to convince her to give her husband a divorce.

2:05am

Mannix

Walk With A Dead Man (s3, ep18)

After a gunfight leaves a suspected blackmailer dead, Mannix stands accused of murder.

3:05am

Cannon

A Long Way Down (s2, ep7)

An illegal immigrant from Mexico has died in a coyote's case. Sheep grower Rita McBain is accused of the deed. Cannon must prove Rita's innocence and deal with a human smuggler ring.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Sins Of Thy Father (s5, ep3)

A pilot's body, slashed by a propeller, is found on an airship.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Joy Riders (s3, ep18)

A 15-year-old car thief is given a tour of the jail in an attempt to show him the consequences for choosing crime.

5:30am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-28 (s3, ep19)

Friday and Gannon investigate the delay of death notifications in the state employment department.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 16 -- Child In Danger (s3, ep22)

Malloy and Reed are called to a tavern robbery in progress, and then are jolted by a severe domestic abuse situation they are powerless to stop. In the meantime, they lose track of a naive college girl who has just been carjacked by a convicted rapist.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Unfair Exchange (s5, ep5)

Hogan kidnaps Burkhalter's sister in order to exchange her for a captured Allied agent.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bill Buys A Race Horse

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally And The Fraternity (s6, ep28)

Wally has his mind pretty much made up about going to Ward's alma mater, State University, and he's even considering joining Ward's old fraternity. However, both Eddie and Wally think twice when they hear from a college student that that's the worst fraternity on campus, but Ward has already sent out his letter of recommendation for both of them.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie's Sweater (s6, ep29)

Eddie has been seeing one particular girl, Cindy Andrews, and she wants to give Eddie a birthday gift, so she decides to knit a sweater. She uses Wally as a model and he begins spending so much time at Cindy's he arrouses the suspicions of Julie, Eddie, Lumpy, Beaver and his parents.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Artful Dodger (s3, ep9)

Allen Sheridan has more enemies than you can shake a stick at, even though he's due to inherit the healthy sum of $162,000. When Allen turns up dead his killer could be anyone, but his cousin, Sarette, becomes the prime suspect.

10:00am

Matlock

The Haunted: Part 2 (s8, ep)

While Cliff investigates a suit of medical malpractice and ends up getting more involved than he should with his client, Matlock investigates the case of the mysterious Rod Greenwood, who happens to bear an eerie resemblance to a dead businessman.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Deadly Courier

"While McGarrett follows a false lead, an undercover Danno is discovered and brainwashed to carry out the assassination of Steve... "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Love Story (s1, ep17)

John Boy falls in love with Jenny Pendelton.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Indian Ford (s7, ep10)

Matt helps an Indian-hating officer find a white girl, hoping the search will not end in violence.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Justice (s8, ep17)

Joe forces the only suspect in the murder of his fiancée to come forward.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Trail Of Hate (s3, ep1)

Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Woman From Hog Ridge (s3, ep2)

Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan, and now Ma Boyle is after him.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bill Tawnee Story (s1, ep22)

Bill Tawnee served his country heroically. When Major Adams recognizes him on the trail, he asks his wife to join his wagon train even though there is plenty of anti-indian sentiment afloat.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Women (s2, ep9)

A woman journalist covers the Squad's rescues. A man is trapped in a truck under live power lines. Doctors treat a boy poisoned by wild hemlock and a girl addicted to drugs. The paramedics rescue a man trapped in a sofa bed, a man whose arm is stuck in a garbage disposal and a man trapped in a bombed building.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Patient 4077 (s6, ep16)

In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Tea And Empathy (s6, ep17)

With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Your Hit Parade (s6, ep18)

With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

What's Up, Doc? (s6, ep19)

Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to Ohio.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boob Job (s4, ep1)

Debra is upset when she sees Ray's reaction to her friend's "new and improved" breasts.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Can Opener, The (s4, ep2)

Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have an argument.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Blanche And The Younger Man (s1, ep9)

Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Heart Attack, The (s1, ep10)

After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And Charo

In Uni-Sex Salon, a hairdressing Carol drives Tim up the wall. Then, in Boring Speech, a member of the Garden Club can't stay awake for their meeting. Finally, in Interview with Chiquita, Tim interviews Charo and meets her equally feisty mother.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Baffling Bug (s9, ep13)

The suspected theft of industrial secrets leads to an investigation by Drake, spying and murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Man In The Bottle (s2, ep2)

A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

And The Desert Shall Blossom (s4, ep10)

Two old men face being evicted from their shack when they show no evidence of self-support.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Mrs. Herman And Mrs. Fenimore (s4, ep11)

Two women scheme to get rid of a rich old man.

2:05am

Mannix

A Chance At The Roses (s3, ep17)

After her husband is accused of critically injuring a drugstore employee, a young woman turns to Mannix for help.

3:05am

Cannon

The Rip-off (s2, ep8)

Dr. Simeon is accused by orderly Duran of stealing drugs in the Metropolitan Hospital . Cannon has to find out whether this is right.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Fatal Dive, The (s5, ep4)

Treasure hunters falsify the facts of a diver's death to prevent anyone from meddling in their quest.

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-19 (s3, ep20)

The battered-child syndrome: Friday and Gannon investigate a youngster with severe back lacerations.

5:30am

Dragnet

Burglary - Dr-31 (s3, ep21)

A costumed thief calling himself "The Crimson Crusader" has been stealing comic books, movie posters and publicity photos of various superheroes.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 56 -- Vice Versa (s3, ep23)

Because Malloy has allowed his driver's license to expire, Reed has to do the driving on today's busy patrol. They search for an ice cream truck driver who's been trying to sell marijuana to children, get an unexpected reaction from a bank robber, help a man who's had his house completely emptied by his neighbors, deal with a woman who shoots her husband dead and find a live baby in a trashcan.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Kommandant Dies At Dawn (s5, ep6)

Klink is to be executed when the Gestapo finds him with information Hogan planted on him to deliver to the underground.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The Great Chase

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Book Report (s6, ep30)

Beaver has been assigned to write a book report on 'The Three Musketeers.' However he's waited right down to the wire to get reading and quickly realizes that he'll never get finished. So, he decides to watch the movie that's going to be on TV and write his book report based on the movie.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Poor Loser (s6, ep31)

Ward is given two tickets to a baseball game and is faced with an impossible decision. Should he take Wally or Beaver? Beaver lets him off the hook when he announces he has plans with Gilbert. However, when they fall through, Beaver changes his mind about the game and becomes convinced because he's the youngest he gets the short stick.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lucky Legs (s3, ep10)

Marjorie Cluny wins a contest for best-looking legs sponsored by Frank Patton of Stellar Productions. Her prize is a trip to Hollywood and a role in Patton's next picture. Unfortunately, there was fine print in Marjorie's contract that she didn't read.

10:00am

Matlock

The Conspiracy (s8, ep)

Matlock defends a lawyer accused of murdering an associate who'd accused him of botching a lawsuit involving toxic waste polluters.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Case Against Philip Christie

"McGarrett is the lone hold-out in a trial where the guilt of the accused seems certain. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Courtship (s1, ep18)

The family sets up their cousin Cody, a 64-year-old bachelor, on a date with Cordelia Hunnicutt

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Apprentice Doc (s7, ep11)

Doc is kidnapped by a gang of outlaws to treat one of their own.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Bride For Buford (s8, ep18)

When a woman shows interest in a young prospector, Hoss tries to prove that she is really only interested in the man's fortune.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Seven (s3, ep3)

Seven condemned murderers escape and take over the town of North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Pitchman (s3, ep4)

When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Mark Hanford Story (s1, ep23)

Jack Hanford built his wealth with the intention of passing it on to his son. However, the son turns it all down to honor his Cheyenne heritage when his mother dies. To make matters worse, in his son's eyes, Hanford had sent for a woman he briefly knew to replace his mother before she had died.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Dinner Date (s2, ep10)

A woman almost hits a kid on a bike, who starts choking; she later has an epileptic fit. A man is shot by his father-in-law when he learns his daughter is married and pregnant. Roy tries to set John up with his wife's cousin. Three drug addicts are treated in the hospital: a woman with a gangrenous hand, a poison victim and a man showing signs of tetanus. In the field: an alcoholic, an obese man with a pacemaker, and a child whose arm is caught in a swimming pool drain.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mail Call Three (s6, ep20)

After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend.

George Lindsey guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Temporary Duty (s6, ep21)

With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, while Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire to have Dupree permanently removed from the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Potter's Retirement (s6, ep22)

Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson, who had been sent by a disturbed Colonel Frank Webster.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dr. Winchester And Mr. Hyde (s6, ep23)

Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy," so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo."

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

You Bet (s4, ep3)

Everyone questions Frank's radical change in behavior.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sex Talk (s4, ep4)

Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize their sex life isn't what it used to be.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Stan's Return (s1, ep11)

Dorothy's ex-husband shows up to settle a piece of land they bought.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Custody Battle, The (s1, ep12)

Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Helen Reddy And John Byner

In Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress, who's so sure she's dying, she plans a death scene. Then, in Rona Rumor, a Hollywood gossip columnist ruins a happy marriage by twisting their words. Finally, in TV Commercials, the gang parodies classic TV commercials, including Shaving, Dirt Around the Collar, Sludge, Improper Margarine, Left-Guard Deodorant, Minnie Made Orange Juice, and Ritalls Dry Control.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Girls (s9, ep14)

A club owner is found dead, his partner charged. The men's animosity towards each other makes the case appear to be an open-and-shut ordeal, but Mason is not so sure.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room (s2, ep3)

Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Six People, No Music (s4, ep12)

A rich man comes back to life to ensure that his funeral is not overly ornate.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Morning After (s4, ep13)

A mother is shocked to learn that her daughter is having an affair with a married man.

2:05am

Mannix

Blind Mirror (s3, ep15)

Winifred, private secretary and lover of the publisher George Diamond, becomes a runaway witness when a woman falls into the sea and drowns after a quarrel.

3:05am

Cannon

Child Of Fear (s2, ep9)

Paul Stubber taps the computer of the railroad company to be able to rob cars with valuable goods. However, nothing can be proved against him. Cannon finds Stubber's weak spot: The crook fights for the right to keep his son.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Final Ransom (s5, ep5)

A man returns from prison and learns that his partner in a ten-year-old kidnapping never gave back the abducted child.

5:00am

Dragnet

Vice - Dr-30 (s3, ep22)

Posing as orange growers, Friday and Gannon attempt to bust a gambling operation.

5:30am

Dragnet

Forgery - Dr-33 (s3, ep23)

Gary Crosby plays a hippie whose wife has been persuaded—by other hippies—to pass bad checks.

Morey Amsterdam guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 106 -- Post Time (s3, ep24)

After beginning the search for a well known suspect who just stole a 600-pound offset printing press, Reed and Malloy try to convince an 85-year-old man to leave the soon-to-be demolished apartment building where he's resided alone for 27 years. Afterward, they pull over a very unusual vehicle, and chase a delivery truck to the end of an unfinished bridge.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Bombsight (s5, ep7)

Hogan plans to get the blueprints for and interfere with the testing of a new weapon.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: 1969

"Bill and Toony throw it back to the year 1969! "

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Don Juan Beaver (s6, ep32)

A school dance has Beaver with a major dilemma. He has two girls who ask him to go with them. However, he has a little problem, he accepted the first invitation but now wants out of it when he's asked by the second girl. This leads him to take some of Eddie's poor advice.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Summer In Alaska (s6, ep33)

Eddie is happy to break the news that he plans to spend his summer on a fishing boat in Alaska and this prompts Wally and Lumpy to think about signing up to do the same thing. However, they all get a dose of reality when they discover just what kind of conditions they would be living in.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Violent Village (s3, ep11)

On a fishing trip in a small Sierra Nevada town with his old friend, Sheriff Gene Norris, Mason gets sidetracked into a murder case when Phil Beecher returns from jail.

10:00am

Matlock

Matlock's Bad, Bad, Bad Dream (s8, ep)

Matlock dreams that he, Leanne, Billy and Cliff are in 1932 and are involved with the murder of a sax player.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Small Potatoes (s11, ep5)

Steve is framed on the orders of a gambling syndicate, and becomes involved with a woman who is part of the case.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Gypsies (s1, ep19)

A band of gypsies are traveling through Walton's Mountain when they become stranded

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Nina's Revenge (s7, ep12)

Nina Sharky hatches a plan to get away from her tight-fisted father and fortune-hunting husband.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Black Friday (s8, ep19)

John Saxon makes the first of three Bonanza appearances as Steve Friday, a former Ponderosa ranchhand turned gunfighter. Putting his own life on the line, Joe Cartwright tries to save an ailing Friday from a paid assassin, hired by the powerful and revenge-driven Judge Wyllit (Ford Rainey).

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Strange Town (s3, ep5)

When Micah is badly injured by an escaping prisoner, Lucas tracks the prisoner back to his home town.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Baranca (s3, ep6)

When an outlaw leader lures Marshal Torrance out of town, Lucas is the only one who can stop him from lynching a local man who killed one of the members of his gang.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Bernal Sierra Story (s1, ep24)

Revolutionary Bernal Sierra joins the train finding the wife of his dead friend married to Casey Reardon, who sold guns to the Mexican revolutionaries. Bernal is suspicious of Casey, his brothers and Perdita over missing gold.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Musical Mania (s2, ep11)

After Chet cracks a joke about John playing the squad horn, John takes up the bagpipes, trombone and guitar. Paramedics help a gardener suffering from tetanus. The father of a boy suffering from lead poisoning is reluctant to have it treated. The firemen rescue the driver of an ice cream truck. A schoolgirl dies from an overdose. A glider pilot crash lands. A man working under his house is trapped.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Major Topper (s6, ep24)

With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Commander Pierce (s7, ep1)

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Peace On Us (s7, ep2)

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Lil (s7, ep3)

Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile, Hawkeye tries to find out what B.J.'s initials stand for. As it turns out, he was named after his parents, Bea and Jay Hunnicutt.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Will, The (s4, ep5)

Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister, The (s4, ep6)

Debra is upset when her sister decides to become...a sister.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Little Romance, A (s1, ep13)

Rose begins to think her relationship is leading to the altar.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

That Was No Lady (s1, ep14)

Dorothy's latest boyfriend gives her a shock when he tells her he's married.

Jim Nabors takes the stage with Carol and the gang!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Jim Nabors

In Yung Fool, Carol and the gang parody the classic TV hit "Kung Fu", with Harvey as the Chinese Master, Jim as the Student.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bogus Buccaneers (s9, ep15)

Aspiring actor Tony Polk lands a job on a popular TV program. Part of his job consists of dressing up in a buccaneer costume and delivering gifts to viewers at their homes. Another actor and Tony trade lists and before too long he's up the creek.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Thing About Machines (s2, ep4)

A writer feels that the machines in his house are conspiring against him.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Personal Matter (s4, ep14)

Two engineers fight each other and a mountain to get a tunnel built on time.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Out There - Darkness (s4, ep15)

A woman refuses to lend a man $50 to help his girlfriend.

2:05am

Mannix

Harlequin's Gold (s3, ep19)

Mannix searches for Australian sailor Paul Gantry, who is supposedly due to inherit a million dollars.

3:05am

Cannon

The Shadow Man (s2, ep10)

Frank Cannon is hired to search missing rancher Dale Lucas following his wife's order. He notes that the guard service of the ranch has been replaced.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Band Of Evil (s5, ep6)

Barnaby and J.R. help a cowgirl look for a missing broncobuster, unaware that he's already been murdered.

5:00am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-32 (s3, ep24)

A girl's life hangs in the balance as the detectives search for the dog that bit her.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Dr-35 (s3, ep25)

An infant girl is found in a garbage can; Joe and Bill use the child's blanket to track down the mother.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 88 -- Reason To Run (s3, ep25)

Malloy and Reed are called to a riding stable run by retired actor Slim Berkeley. The owner is careless about trusting people and has $100 and a gold belt buckle stolen. Because of a criminal record in New York his young assistant runs, but when searched nothing is found. A call to a phone booth where the man inside is being attacked leads to a drug arrest and sore jaw for Reed. Reed spots a robbery at a drive-in resulting in a shoot-out.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Picture (s5, ep8)

Hogan plans to steal the picture that the Gestapo is using to blackmailing Klink.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Dazed In December

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Graduation (s6, ep34)

It's come down to the final week before junior high school graduation and Beaver is having a ball and even skips a class with Gilbert. However, Beaver becomes convinced he won't graduate after Gilbert and him take a peek at the diplomas on Mrs. Rayburn's desk and find Beaver's diploma to be missing.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Practical Joke (s6, ep35)

Wally and Eddie fall prey to Lumpy's practical joking after he plants cherry bombs under the hoods of Eddie's car and Wally's car. Both Eddie and Wally want to get him back but their plan goes awry when they destroy Lumpy's car after chaining it to a tree. All fingers point to Wally after Fred finds that the chain has Ward's name printed on it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Frantic Flyer (s3, ep12)

A double cross, a double murder, a plane crash, missing money and an innocent widow charged with crimes she didn't commit are the elements of this case.

10:00am

Matlock

The Temptation (s8, ep)

A thug tries to make Leanne fall in love with him by using her journal that he stole from her house.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Distant Thunder (s11, ep6)

Five-O must thwart the plans of a Neo-Nazi organization to kill Bobby Tamara, the "Hawaiian Kennedy."

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Deed (s1, ep20)

The validity of the Waltons' claim to their land is questioned when they cannot produce a legal deed to the property.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Marry Me (s7, ep13)

Billy Cathcart tries to find a woman for his big brother because family custom dictates that the oldest marries first.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Unseen Wound (s8, ep20)

A veteran sheriff driven to insanity by years of senseless killings turns his gun on the people of his town.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Martinet (s3, ep7)

A former army captain comes to North Fork to kill the man who shot down his son in a gunfight—Lucas McCain.

Joan Taylor makes her first appearance as cast regular Miss Milly Scott.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Miss Milly (s3, ep8)

A new store owner upsets the town by demanding that all credit accounts be paid off.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Marie Dupree Story (s1, ep25)

A beautiful woman riding with the train likes flirting. When she gets mixed up with the wrong man, she strings along a boy on the train in order to make him jealous, playing one man's love against another's.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Helpful (s2, ep12)

Roy has an argument with his wife and Johnny tries to help. The firemen rescue a man from precarious auto wreck. A brilliant doctor's erratic behavior causes concern at the hospital. Doctors diagnose a woman's heart condition. Paramedics rescue a dog from a roof and two children lost in a rapidly flooding storm drain.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour (part 1)

"Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th. "

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Our Finest Hour (s7, ep4)

Newscaster Clete Roberts, reprising an earlier interview appearance, returns to update Korean War conditions, when he conducts a series of television talks with the leading characters of the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Billfold Syndrome (s7, ep5)

Charles becomes so irate when he is turned down for a future medical position at home that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry Wilson, can't remember his own identity, so Sidney Freedman is called for help.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

None Like It Hot (s7, ep6)

As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and B.J. receive their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, except for Klinger, who is trying to get his Section 8 by wearing a fur coat.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Cousin Gerard (s4, ep7)

Debra points out how alike Ray and his annoying cousin are.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Workout (s4, ep8)

Ray is bewildered when Debra starts initiating sex more.

An Emmy-winning episode for Betty White!

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

In A Bed Of Rose's (s1, ep15)

Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Truth Will Out, The (s1, ep16)

Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In The Ham Actor, Carol loses her contact lenses moments before she must go on stage. Then, in Airline Security, Tim detains Harvey, determined to search through his briefcase before he boards the plane. Finally, in The Old Flame, Carol dreams up the perfect meeting when she runs into a former love.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Midnight Howler (s9, ep16)

A woman is accused of killing her ex-husband, shot to death during a live radio broadcast while giving an interview. His ex-wife admits to being present during the murder, but swears she did not pull the trigger.

William Shatner experiences terror, this time at a lonely diner.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Nick Of Time (s2, ep7)

A superstitious newlywed becomes obsessed by a penny fortune-telling machine when he and his new wife are stranded with car trouble.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Total Loss (s4, ep16)

A woman has problems keeping her husband's company solvent after his death.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Last Dark Step (s4, ep17)

A man tries to get away from one woman so he can marry another.

2:05am

Mannix

Who Is Sylvia? (s3, ep20)

Kathy Graves feels as though someone is stalking her, and asks Mannix to investigate.

3:05am

Cannon

Hear No Evil (s2, ep11)

Reporter Molly Stoner needs the help of her friend Frank Cannon. The police wants to take her in coercive detention. Molly affirms that infamous gangster Benje Canto has been murdered. Yet her source cannot be revealed.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Voice Of The Night (s5, ep7)

A woman who allegedly killed herself a year ago is now the unlikely suspect in a series of murders.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Billie Jo And The Big Big Star (s6, ep16)

To help her new boyfriend, comedian Rick Wayne, win over the folks of Hooterville, Billie Jo gets him to star in a local charity radio show. However, when she learns his routine won't help him make friends, it's up to Billie Jo to get Rick to change his act.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Steve's New Job (s6, ep17)

To go to New York or not to go to New York—that is the question faced by Steve and Betty Jo after Steve gets a big job offer.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Silver Dollar City Fair (s8, ep3)

It is the first day of the Silver Dollar City Fair, and Granny is working on getting Elly May a husband before Elverna Bradshaw’s daughter gets married. The two women continue to fight and argue, challenging one another more and more. But with the excitement of the fair, Elly enters a few contests, and Granny arranges plots to brag about Elly May.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jane Finds Elly A Man (s8, ep4)

Granny continues her search to get a man for Elly, though fears her mission might be harder with Elly having entered the cake-baking contest. Back at the mansion, Jethro becomes restless in Beverly Hills and decides to join his family in the hills, especially after hearing about the fair going on. Miss Jane comes along, being told by Drysdale to keep her watch on the family and not to let Elly get serious about a man.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

I’ll Be Skiing Ya, Little Swee’pea, Riot In Rhythm

"Popeye and Olive go skiing, and ski instructor Bluto tries to break them up., Popeye tackles lions, bears, snakes and countless other animals chasing after Swee'pea at the zoo only to find himself the victim of an assault by Olive for scaring Swee'pea with a toy on their arrival home., Popeye's nephews keep waking him up by playing music."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Snowbody Loves Me, Peace On Earth, A-tom-inable Snowman

"In the cold Swiss Alps Jerry and Tom try to stay warm by finding a place indoors to light a fire., Two squirrel children get a story from the grandfather on Christmas Eve how mankind ended in violence., Tom chases Jerry around and gets rescued after a skiing accident by a St. Bernard."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Ace In The Hole, Jolly Little Elves, Plywood Panic, The Hollywood Matador, Guest Who?, The Case Of The Maltese Chicken, The Reckless Driver

"Woody Woodpecker is a stable boy who longs to fly a plane. But the bulldog sergeant on the airfield stands in his way., A poor shoemaker and his wife invite a hungry elf in to share their donuts. He rewards them by recruiting some elf workers and making their shop a success., Milford the pig wins Maw & Paw a new house, but they have to build it themselves., Woody is a matador fighting a bull named Oxnar the Terrible., Junior wins a monkey as a dance contest prize and tries to hide it from his family., Inspector Willoughy tracks The Maltese Chicken stolen by Egg Foo Yung., Woody Woodpecker tries to renew his driver's license with a grumpy officer."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Half-fare Hare, Gift Wrapped, Hare Force, Freeze Frame, Rabbit Rampage, Quackodile Tears, Box Office Bunny

"Bugs is chased on a train by two bums that want him for food. , It's Christmas time and Sylvester tries to switch his present with Granny's present which is Tweety in a birdcage., On a cold snowy night, a frozen Bugs gets taken in by a kind old lady and set by the fireplace. , The coyote orders a blizzard machine to cover the entire desert with snow after he finds out that Road Runners are easy to catch in the cold. , Elmer has the power of an animator and drives Bugs mad. , Daffy's wife insists he sit on her egg, but he soon gets up and the egg rolls into a pile of crocodile eggs. , Bugs takes a peek inside a movie theater that was built directly over his rabbit hole. Elmer and Daffy complicate matters. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Vicious Valentine (s2, ep20)

Agents West and Gordon are sent to investigate the killings of wealthy industrialists and find that all are linked back to an evil matchmaker, Emma Valentine. She sets the rich men up with her young female employees, then kills them to gain their money and power. West and Gordon manage to escape from the trap she lays, and they must prevent her next target from getting married.

11:00am

Wagon Train

A Man Called Horse (s1, ep26)

Horse, a name he comes to be called, is searching for himself. Because he doesn't feel that he found happiness in Boston, where he grew up, he tries out west, under the watchful eye of a small tribe of Crow.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Royal Road (s4, ep19)

Jarrod’s headstrong ward, Laura Haydon, falls in love with a Punjabi “prince,” unaware that he’s actually a confidence artist.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

A Man A Day (s7, ep14)

Outlaws threaten to kill one person every day until Matt gets out of town.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Journey To Terror (s8, ep21)

During a difficult drought, a friend of Joe's joins an outlaw gang to make ends meet.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Dead Cold Cash (s3, ep9)

The widow of a bandit killed by Lucas plots a grotesque revenge.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Schoolmaster (s3, ep10)

Mark and his friend become trapped in an old mine.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of The Day Of The Dead (s2, ep1)

Rowdy goes to town to pick up the mail for the men and stops a runaway horse. Luisa, a rancher, sees it and tries to get Rowdy to work for her.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Black Hankerchief

"Paladin is hired by the Deverall family to clear their son, Pierre. He has been sentenced to hang for robbery and murder. But Pierre doesn't think they will really hang a "Deverall"."

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Rope Law (s1, ep18)

Josh and Brace Logan are met on the range by a group of men who want Logan, Josh's prisoner. When the men take Logan by force, Josh goes to town to file a complaint. He's surprised to find the sheriff was the leader of the men. Josh is now determined to find the truth about the situation before Logan is lynched.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Playing The Ponies, Calling All Curs, Three Little Sew And Sews, Hold That Lion, Baby Sitters Jitters, Ghost Talks

"A horse is a Stooges, of course, of course. , Veternarians Moe, Curly and Larry find their business going to the dogs when one of their prize patients is stolen and held for ransom. , The Stooges are movers for an express company and on a rainy night are sent to move some junk, including a suit of armor, from a spooky old house. The armor is haunted by the ghost of Peeping Tom, who has no intention of leaving. The ghost foils the Stooges attempts to take the armor, until Lady Godiva shows up and the two ride off together. , The Stooges are sailors working in a ships' tailor shop. When they can't get passes to go ashore, they steal officers' uniforms and go to a party with Curly passing himself off as Admiral Taylor and Moe and Larry as his aides. Two spies, one of them a beautiful woman, trick the Stooges into stealing a new submarine. The boys turn the table on the spies and capture them. When the real Admiral shows up, Curly's reenacts the capture and accidentally detonates a bomb, blowing them all to kingdom come. , The Stooges are gypped out of their inheritance by Icabob Slipp, a crooked lawyer. The boys follow Slipp onto a passenger train and corner him, but not before they accidentally let a lion loose on the train. , The Stooges are facing eviction and decide to raise some money by becoming baby-sitters. Their first client is a women separated from her husband, who entrusts her son "Junior" to the boys' care. When the husband steals the baby, the Stooges set out to find their missing charge and return him to his mother. The boys confront the husband and find Junior, and in the process the estranged couple is re-united. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Abbott And Costello Meet The Invisible Man

"Private detectives Bud and Lou try to prove an invisible prizefighter innocent of his manager's murder."

A girl's new Talky Tina doll is out for revenge.

10:30pm

The Twilight Zone

Living Doll (s5, ep6)

A man is displeased when his wife buys an expensive doll for his step-daughter. He becomes even more displeased when the doll tells him it doesn't like him.

11:00pm

Star Trek

And The Children Shall Lead (s3, ep4)

The Enterprise travels to a planet where a scientific team has killed themselves. All that is left alive are the children, and they soon begin to act oddly.

12:00am

Kolchak: The Night Stalker

The Werewolf (s1, ep5)

In snowy Chicago the INS Christmas party is to send off Tony Vincenzo, but he gets audited instead, and it is Carl who gets to go on the singles cruise, where a werewolf goes on a killing spree.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Two Weeks In Space (s3, ep13)

Two aliens, who are actually intergalactic bank robbers, transform themselves into earthlings. They revive a man named Zumdish who operates a tour agency and they pretend to be his clients. When the Robinson's are absent, Dr. Smith turns the ship into a hotel, but he doesn't realize how dangerous his guests are.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Turn Back The Clock (s1, ep7)

Summoned to investigate the story of a man who turns up tanned and healthy after being lost for nine months in Antarctica, Nelson uncovers a prehistoric world.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Home Sweet Home (s2, ep14)

The Earthlings find an abandoned time machine, but when Fitzhugh accidentally activates it, he and Steve end up on Earth... in the 1900s.

4:00am

The Invaders

The Leeches (s1, ep4)

The president of an electronics company fears aliens are kidnapping prominent minds -- and he's next!

5:00am

The Green Hornet

The Ray Is For Killing (s1, ep9)

A charity art auction of fine paintings at Britt Reid's home is interrupted on live television by three masked, gun toting criminals. The police, nearby, manage to wound one of the thieves, but before they can arrest the other two, a laser ray is unleashed on their squad car with devastating results. The Green Hornet and Kato find themselves in quite a confrontation against this roving killing machine.

5:30am

The Green Hornet

The Preying Mantis (s1, ep10)

Organized crime's "Protection" Boss Duke Slate decides it's time to acquire the oriental businesses in town and uses Low Sing's gang to handle his influence. Low Sing, a martial arts professional, instructs his craft to his gang using the actions of a caged Preying Mantis, analogizing its intricate moves to proper Kung-Fu application. After a kidnapping, engineered by Low Sing, a challenge between Low Sing & Kato results in an interesting result.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Howdy-do, I'm Mad Jack

"Mad-Jack disappears down a river on a raft. Adams later finds some of his belongings. Thinking he may have perished,it causes him to reflect back on the time he first met the mountain man. Will James Capen Adams bid farewell to his friend?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sahara South

"A horseback safari into the wilds of Rhodesia where Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore the vast grasslands, rivers and forests and observe an amazing variety of rare animals. In this episode, the forming waters swirl around tons of struggling hippo in a dangerous project to tranquilize and capture one of the largest members of the wild kingdom."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Against The Clock

"Man loves speed and this episode answers some of the most pertinent inquiries as to what animals hold the records."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monarchs Of The Wild

"In the wild kingdom each animal owns a territory…and one animal rules every habitat. A visit to each domain reveals why each is called a Monarch of the Wild."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Tusker Territory

"Of all the behemoths that once roamed the earth, only the elephant is left for us to marvel about. And marvel we should for here’s an animal that weights 10 tons, yet leaves an imprint only a half-inch deep when walking on soft sand…can eat 200 pounds of hay a day, drink 50 gallons of water at one go, grow to be 13 feet tall at the shoulder, yet can use its trunk so delicately it can pick a flower off the ground without crushing it. But many questions about this animal remain unanswered. By literally living with a family of elephants in Bechuanaland, Africa, we observe their fascinating life."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Animals That Time Forgot

"In remote corners of the wild kingdom remaining untouched by forces of change there also remain animals that span the bridge of time back into prehistoric eras…like the Komodo Dragons off the coast of Java; marsupials that are rare and birds that appear as if they just flew out of the still streaming marshlands of the Mesozoic era."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Mastermind Of The Sea

"Marlin and Jim with experts from the Seaquarium in Miami set out to capture a porpoise and study its mysterious progress of learning – the hop-skip around the world to see porpoises in far away places as Port Elizabeth, in South Africa; Coolangatta in Australia; and Whaler’s Cove, in Hawaii."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Big Sprain (s1, ep19)

Carol is out of town visiting her sick aunt when Alice sprains her ankle, leaving Mike and the kids to fend for themselves. Meanwhile, Alice's boyfriend Sam wonders whether or not he should take someone else to the upcoming Meatcutters' Ball.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Brace Yourself (s1, ep20)

Marcia is distraught after getting braces, and is convinced that they've made her ugly. Her brothers and sisters try their best to make Marcia feel less self-conscious, but they have little success.

More Very Merry

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Get Culture (s2, ep13)

The Clampetts are having no success getting acquainted with their neighbors. Not to mention, the clan is having trouble with Mrs. Drysdale and Mrs. Potts. They decide to go back home to the hills, and when they go see Drysdale, they feel they are not wanted. Drysdale tries to clear everything up, and even has his Italian suit maker create a full suit for Jed, though Jed thinks the suit maker is trying to tie him up.

A classic Christmas episode!

More Very Merry

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Christmas At The Clampetts (s2, ep14)

It is Christmas time, and the Clampetts receive beautiful gifts from the Drysdales, including a boat and a television set. However, they mistake the gifts for other things, the TV set for a washing machine, and the boat as someone else’s. The Drysdales also give the Clampetts a pet chimpanzee, which they mistake for a sailor from another country.

More Very Merry

12:00pm

MeTV Special Presentation

The Story Of Santa Claus

"The special presents an origin story for Santa Claus, who is depicted as a man named Nicholas Claus who wishes to give every child in the world a gift for Christmas. The elves of the North Pole become obligated to grant his wish, facing great obstacles. "

More Very Merry

1:00pm

MeTV Special Presentation

A Christmas Carol

"An adaption of A Christmas Carol. An old bitter miser is given a chance for redemption when spirits visit him on Christmas Eve. "

More Very Merry

1:30pm

MeTV Special Presentation

Once Upon A Starry Night

"A trapper ventures into a terrible blizzard to search for a young couple who had been swept away from their children during an avalanche. Stars Dan Haggerty as Grizzley Adams and Ken Curtis as Uncle Ned."

More Very Merry

3:00pm

MeTV Special Presentation

The Homecoming: A Christmas Story

"On Christmas Eve 1933, the Waltons prepare for the holiday, but they are becoming increasingly worried because John Walton, who was forced to take work in another part of the state, has not yet returned home."

More Very Merry

5:00pm

MeTV Special Presentation

A Very Brady Christmas

"The entire Brady family manages to overcome personal obstacles to spend a happy holiday together."

A classic Christmas episode!

More Very Merry

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Death Takes A Holiday (s9, ep5)

Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

A classic Christmas episode!

More Very Merry

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

'twas The Day After Christmas (s10, ep9)

To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

8:00pm

The Golden Girls

Operation, The (s1, ep18)

Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery.

8:30pm

The Golden Girls

Second Motherhood (s1, ep19)

Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor.

9:00pm

The Golden Girls

Adult Education (s1, ep20)

Blanche's psychology professor sexually harasses her.

9:30pm

The Golden Girls

Flu, The (s1, ep21)

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu.

More Very Merry

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Toaster, The (s3, ep12)

Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from gifting a toaster to his family and friends.

More Very Merry

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Christmas Picture, The (s4, ep11)

Ray believes he has found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents.

More Very Merry

11:00pm

All in the Family

Edith's Crisis Of Faith (part 1) (s8, ep13)

Edith's religious faith is shaken after her friend, female impersonator Beverly LaSalle, is brutally murdered by street thugs at Christmas.

More Very Merry

11:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Crisis Of Faith (part 2) (s8, ep14)

Mike is put in the hospital and Beverly LaSalle is murdered by a thug at Chistmas.

12:00am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Case Of The Pillow (s4, ep21)

Rob takes salesman to court over pillows that smell like chickens.

12:30am

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Young Man With A Shoehorn (s4, ep22)

Rob invests his bonus paycheck in Buddy's uncle's discount shoe store.

1:00am

The Honeymooners

The Loudspeaker (s4, ep30)

Ralph writes a speech because he thinks he's going to be Raccoon of the Year—but it turns out Norton receives the honor.

1:30am

The Honeymooners

On Stage (s4, ep31)

Ralph, Alice and Ed are in a Raccoon play, and Ralph expects to be a big star.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Frame (s1, ep17)

Gangster Jack Wellman is moving syndicated crime into politics, killing off targeted politicians and replacing them with men more sympathetic to Syndicate interests.

3:00am

The Fugitive

The Witch (s1, ep2)

While working as a handyman in a backwater community in Missouri, Kimble has a few run-ins with a young girl named Jenny Ammory, who is a pathological liar and speaks to a rag doll she calls 'Nyet,' which she keeps at a nearby pond.

4:00am

Harry O

Accounts Balanced

"Harry Orwell probes the mystery of an accountant leading a double life--as a paid killer."

5:00am

Dragnet

Frauds - Dr-36 (s3, ep26)

Friday and Gannon track down a department store employee who stole $100,000 worth of merchandise in six months.

5:30am

Dragnet

Intelligence - Dr-34 (s3, ep27)

The detectives search out the suppliers of stolen arms for paramilitary groups.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 125 -- Safe Job (s3, ep26)

There's been a rash of cracked safes in the area, and Malloy thinks the suspect is someone who lives in the neighborhood who now claims to be a reformed family man. In the meantime, he and Reed track down a female robbery suspect, who turns out to be a victim herself.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Big Gamble (s5, ep9)

Hogan must prevent the Germans from getting ahold of a secret device that was aboard a plane shot down near camp.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The Roaring Twenties

"Bill and Toony revisit the roaring 20s with a special performance by the Windy City Ramblers."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The All-night Party (s6, ep36)

After graduation, an all-night party is set to begin, which has June and Ward very wary. They aren't sure if they should allow Wally to attend. Meanwhile, Wally's date for the party has the same problem. This leads her to invite Wally to meet her folks and put their worries to rest.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Sees America (s6, ep37)

Beaver has the chance to travel around the country for six weeks during the summer and he's all excited about it. However, he quickly realizes when he's gone Gilbert will go after the girl Beaver has a crush on, Mary Margaret. But he quickly realizes, there's more to life than Mary Margaret.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wayward Wife (s3, ep13)

Ben Sutton is listed as the author of a best-selling book describing his experiences in a Korean POW camp. When the real author is released from an Army hospital, Sutton is slain before he can tell the truth and his widow is arrested for the murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 1 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Death Mask

"When a street robber claims that he stole King Tutankhamun's mask for fun, McGarrett suspects there is more to the case than simple robbery. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Scholar (s1, ep21)

When Verdie Grant learns her daughter is graduating from college, she feels embarrassed by the fact that she never learned to read or write.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Do-badder (s7, ep15)

A pair of drifters plot to ambush a prospector who's on his way to Dodge after striking big.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Amigo (s8, ep22)

While riding posse after a band of vicious marauders, Ben Cartwright captures one of their wounded and must protect the man's life from ranchers, his own gang and an angry Little Joe who lost a friend when his ranch was raided.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Promoter (s3, ep11)

Lucas and Mark attempt to reform a con man.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Illustrator (s3, ep12)

Lucas encourages a drunken artist charged with murder to use his talents to identify the true killer.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Sarah Drummond Story (s1, ep27)

During a storm, Flint takes shelter at a farmhouse. He soon discovers the husband is refusing his wife the care of a midwife and must determine why before it's too late.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Drivers (s2, ep13)

John gets bugged by other people's bad driving habits. A college quarterback experiences back pain. Roy and John's former paramedic instructor dies, while Roy and John themselves teach a CPR class. A boy gets stuck inside a tree. A fire at a hotel is complicated by a cardiac victim on the third floor.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

They Call The Wind Korea (s7, ep7)

A strong windstorm affects the M*A*S*H personnel in varying ways: Hawkeye and most of the unit busy themselves securing items that could blow away; Radar prepares his animal hutch for the worst; a disgusted Charles switches his Tokyo-leave transportation from air to ground and runs into a difficult medical situation en route to Seoul.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Baby, It's Cold Outside (s7, ep9)

While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winterized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone.

See what it's like to be a patient at the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Point Of View (s7, ep10)

In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on and treated in post-operation.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Comrade (s7, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the "life of Riley," thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make—a native remedy for a seemingly insoluble medical problem.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Left Back (s4, ep10)

Ray is shocked to discover that he was left back in school.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

What's With Robert? (s4, ep12)

Debra raises the notion that Robert may be gay.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Job Hunting (s1, ep22)

Rose loses her job at the grief center.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Blind Ambitions (s1, ep23)

Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Gloria Swanson

In Carol and Sis, the elevator boy has a crush on Carol. Then, in The Guilty Man, Carol plays a sweet housewife who understands her husband's martial indiscretions... at first.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Vanishing Victim (s9, ep17)

When Dr. Stacey Fielding's small airplane crashes and poison is found in his body, Miriam Fielding is arrested because the last thing Fielding drank was whiskey from a flask she had given him.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Trouble With Templeton (s2, ep9)

An aging actor longing for the good old days is given a sobering glimpse of the past he holds so dear.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Morning Of The Bride (s4, ep18)

A young woman is apprehensive about meeting her future mother-in-law for the first time.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Diamond Necklace (s4, ep19)

A man is told he has to retire from his job at the jewelry store where he has worked most of his life.

2:05am

Mannix

Only One Death To A Customer (s3, ep21)

After escaping three consecutive attempts on his life, Mannix learns that someone has placed a $5,000 bounty on his head.

3:05am

Cannon

The Endangered Species (s2, ep12)

Bill Coates, Cannon's old friend, a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. Unbeknown to Coates his lawyer is the man behind the homicide.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Bounty Hunter, The (s5, ep8)

Barnaby must beat a bounty hunter to an escaped convict who can vindicate a prison trustee charged with murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

Personnel - The Shooting (s4, ep1)

The problems of policemen's wives.

5:30am

Dragnet

Homicide - The Student (s4, ep2)

The police go after a college student who has turned to murder.

6:00am

Adam-12

Extortion (s4, ep1)

Malloy stares down the barrel of a rifle during the search for gloved robbers who are able to make off with $500 from a tavern in a stolen car. He and Reed also try to apprehend a group of anti-semites before their repeated shakedown attempts cause further damage to a defiant Holocaust survivor.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Defector (s5, ep10)

Hogan must get a defecting field marshal to England, whom Hochstetter has followed to Stalag 13.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Once Upon A Time At The Movies

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Clothing Drive (s6, ep38)

Beaver's school is having a clothing drive and whoever brings in the most clothes will be awarded 1,000 school points. June, Ward and Wally round up all the old clothes they can find and put them in a box. However, next to the box are three good suits of Ward's that are to be cleaned, and, of course, Beaver mistakes them as items for the clothing drive.

Series finale!

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Family Scrapbook (s6, ep39)

While cleaning, June runs across an old family scrapbook and gathers the family together to reminisce about the past six years. The Cleavers recall scenes from previous episodes including: 'Beaver Gets 'Spelled,'' 'New Neighbors,' 'My Brother's Girl,' 'The Shave,' 'Beaver Runs Away,' 'Larry Hides Out,' 'Teacher Comes to Dinner,' and 'Wally's Election.'

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Prudent Proecutor (s3, ep14)

DA Hamilton Burger asks Mason to defend an old friend who once saved his life in a boating accident 10 years before. The old friend of Burger's is now facing a murder charge.

10:00am

Matlock

The Kidnapping: Part 2 (s8, ep)

Abductors try to kidnap Leanne but take Billy instead and hold him for ransom.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Pagoda Factor

"McGarrett assists a convict in his escape, so that he can go back to his gang and provide Five-O with inside information. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Bicycle (s1, ep22)

John-Boy's meddling in a long-distance romance backfires.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Lacey (s7, ep16)

A man is suspected of murdering his fiancée's father.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Woman In The House (s8, ep23)

Ben discovers that an old friend of the Cartwrights, Mary Wharton, is being abused by her husband when the couple comes to live at the Ponderosa.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Silent Knife (s3, ep13)

Lucas and Mark try to persuade a persecuted young mute to return stolen money.

Agnes Moorhead is an unlikely bounty hunter!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Miss Bertie (s3, ep14)

A lively old lady arrives in town hot on the trail of a notorious bandit—and the reward money for capturing him.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Sally Potter Story (s1, ep28)

Sally Potter hitches a ride on the wagon train and finds that being pretty helps and hurts her. Someone she knew catches up to the train and wants to remind her of who she is and where she came from, possibly ruining what she wants for her future.

5:00pm

Emergency!

School Days (s2, ep14)

A new trainee appears to be lacking in confidence; a bookcase falls on an elderly gentleman searching for a book; a baseball player is injured; an ambulance is hit by a car; a boy's chemistry set explodes in his face; students play a practical joke on a sleeping man; and a man is injured at a junkyard.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Out Of Gas (s7, ep12)

Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone—including a case of wine from Charles' private supply—and he and Charles take the jeep to make a trade with the black marketers for Pentothal.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

An Eye For A Tooth (s7, ep13)

Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire company.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

B.j. Papa San (s7, ep15)

B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his health.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Inga (s7, ep16)

It's instant attraction for Hawkeye when a beautiful Swedish doctor, called Inga, arrives to observe combat surgery. That is, until she upstages him in the operating room with a superior technique, and his ego is bruised.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Bully On The Bus (s4, ep13)

Ray and Debra learn that Ally has been bullying another child.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Prodigal Son (s4, ep14)

Everyone gets on Ray's case because he's doesn't go to Mass.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Big Daddy (s1, ep24)

Blanche's father, Big Daddy, comes to Miami for a visit.

The girls reminisce in this Rue McClanahan Emmy-nominated episode!

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Way We Met, The (s1, ep25)

One night after watching "Psycho," the girls find it hard to sleep.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Paul Sand And Eydie Gorme

In The Parolee, an just released parole tries to calm his girlfriend down before she makes a scene and gets him thrown back in jail. Then, in Salute to the Movie Series, the gang parodies classic entertainment, including "Young Dr. Kildaire", "The Cisco Kid", and "The Latin Bombshell". Finally, in The Wolfman, Carol and friends poke fun at horror movie cliches with a haunted castle, gypsy, and a wolfman.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golfer's Gambit (s9, ep18)

Washed up golfer Chick Farley has made many enemies throughout the years and it's not really a surprise when he turns up murdered. But when fellow golfer Jim Harrell is charged with the death, Mason gets a mysterious envelope containing $2,500 and a request from Harrell to defend him.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Most Unusual Camera (s2, ep10)

Small-time crooks end up with a camera that takes photos of events five minutes into the future.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Relative Value (s4, ep20)

A young man schemes to become the sole heir to his rich uncle's estate.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Right Price (s4, ep21)

A burglar bargains with his victim when he discovers robbery will not be very profitable.

2:05am

Mannix

Fly, Little One (s3, ep23)

Mannix is asked to clear a psychotherapist charged with murder and robbery, the main witness being an autistic girl.

3:05am

Cannon

Nobody Beats The House (s2, ep13)

Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Renegade's Child (s5, ep9)

Barnaby's search for a 6-year-old boy leads him to the boy's father - a vagrant who deals in illegal arms.

5:00am

Dragnet

S.i.u. - The Ring (s4, ep3)

Friday and Gannon recruit a woman cop to nab a burglar.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Medical (s4, ep4)

Friday and Gannon investigate cases in a hospital emergency ward.

Lindsay Wagner and Ed Begley Jr. guest star!

6:00am

Adam-12

Million Dollar Buff (s4, ep2)

Malloy and Reed have a run-in with a suspected professional jewel thief and fear she will walk due to lack of evidence. They also find themselves in competition with a millionaire vigilante, who provides assistance with apprehending a drunk driver and ending a shootout, but seems destined to soon overstep the law.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Empty Parachute (s5, ep11)

Hogan gets the Germans to look for an allied agent by planting an opened parachute in camp. This gives him the opportunity to get at the briefcase that was handcuffed to a courier.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Soda Vs. Pop

"Bill and Toony look at quirky differences that make regions of America unique."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Gets "spelled"

"Beaver's teacher, Miss Canfield, sends a note home with Beaver and the other kids convince him that it's news that he's getting kicked out of school. So Beaver and Wally take steps to hide the note from Ward and June."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Captain Jack (s1, ep2)

Beaver and Wally send away for an alligator and they secretly keep it in the bathroom. When the alligator falls ill, the boys get some advice from Captain Jack, an owner of an alligator farm. However, keeping him a secret is going to be hard; the alligator is growing and they need a new place to keep him without June and Ward finding out.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Gallant Grafter (s3, ep15)

Corporate intrigue is the backdrop of this episode when embezzling accountant Robert Doniger is murdered and Edward Nelson is charged.

10:00am

Matlock

The Crook (s8, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend Wally McDaniels, a fellow choir member, after he is arrested for killing the man who had turned him in to the police for stealing rare books.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Long Time Ago

"Danno is surprised when he bumps into a former flame and even more concerned when she seems to be involved in criminal activities. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Townie (s1, ep23)

John-Boy refuses to take friendship with a neighbor's sheltered daughter to the next level

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Cody's Code (s7, ep17)

A wounded outlaw jeopardizes Cody Durham's courtship with Rose Loring.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Judgement At Red Creek (s8, ep24)

Joe Cartwright joins a posse led by Sheriff Rimbau to capture two robbery/murder suspects. For Rimbau it's personal: His brother was killed, and he intends to be judge, jury and executioner.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Six Years And A Day (s3, ep15)

A doctor seeks revenge on the man he blames for ruining his practice.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Flowers By The Door (s3, ep16)

Lucas unmasks a killer posing as a door-to-door seed salesman.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Daniel Barrister Story (s1, ep29)

Faith is tested when a man's wife is injured and he refuses to let her receive medical aid. When Flint rides to the nearest town to get a doctor, he finds they have their own problems: a smallpox epidemic.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Professor (s2, ep15)

A man shows signs of schizophrenia for no apparent reason and the Secret Service won't give any clues. Roy has an admirer, yet John accuses him of having no charisma. The paramedics respond to a false alarm on a fireboat, and end up saving the victim of a plane crash; they also deliver a premature baby and rescue a man threatening to jump off a tall building.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Price (s7, ep17)

The 4077th is confronted by two crises: Colonel Potter's mare, Sophie, mysteriously disappears from her corral, and Hawkeye and B.J. find themselves with a young Korean boy on their hands, who is trying to avoid conscription into the Army.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Young And The Restless (s7, ep18)

A lecture on the latest techniques by a young surgeon from Tokyo, and a later demonstration of his surgical skill, turns Winchester into a drunk and Potter into an invalid, whilst bringing home to Hawkeye and B.J. that they are out of touch with new medical practices.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hot Lips Is Back In Town (s7, ep19)

Radar, who is smitten with the cute new nurse, Linda Nugent, relies on Hawkeye's expertise on how to cope with the situation. Hot Lips, meanwhile, celebrates her just-granted divorce by taking a step that arouses Colonel Potter's ire.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

C*a*v*e (s7, ep20)

The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to avoid US artillery fire on a Chinese target poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem of which Colonel Potter is not aware.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Robert's Rodeo (s4, ep15)

Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tenth Anniversary, The (s4, ep16)

Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

End Of The Curse (s2, ep1)

Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test.

The girls try to meet Burt Reynolds!

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Ladies Of The Evening (s2, ep2)

The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Jack Weston

In Computer Date, Carol meets a blind date who knows as many fun facts as she does. Then, in Tacky Song, Carol plays a dowdy librarian singing "The Lady Is a Tramp". Finally, in Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde, a doctor's experiment goes horribly wrong when he continually turns into his female alter ego.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sausalito Sunrise (s9, ep19)

An art dealer and his girlfriend are arrested for two murders related to a series of hijacks. Paul goes undercover to ferret out the hijacking ring, and Mason finds himself staring down the barrel of a gun pointed by a killer even he never considered.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Dust (s2, ep12)

After selling the rope for a hanging, a conscienceless peddler tries to sell the condemned man's father a bag of "magic dust."

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

I'll Take Care Of You (s4, ep22)

A used car salesman is driven to murder by his big-spending wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Avon Emeralds (s4, ep23)

A Scotland Yard detective is assigned to tail a woman and prevent her from smuggling jewels out of England.

2:05am

Mannix

The Search For Darrell Andrews (s3, ep22)

Mannix suspects foul play when colleague Wes Tully is discovered floating dead in his swimming pool.

3:05am

Cannon

Hard Rock Roller Coaster

"A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Fraternity Of Thieves (s5, ep10)

A pair of amateur thieves attempt to cover up the death of their cohort during a holdup - at the risk of the diamonds they've stolen.

5:00am

Dragnet

Burglary - Mister (s4, ep5)

The police zero in on a rat: a forger, bigamist and thief who even robs from the blind.

5:30am

Dragnet

Juvenile - Little Pusher (s4, ep6)

Friday investigates the junior high drug scene.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Grandmothers (s4, ep3)

Malloy and Reed are on the lookout for a hype who robbed a hand-made craft store run by elderly women, only to later return the money after robbing an antique store. In the meantime, they engage in a high-speed pursuit, and pull over a priest in possession of marijuana.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

The Antique (s5, ep12)

Hogan gets Klink to open an antiques business selling "rare" cuckoo clocks, a business venture that is actually a ruse enabling the POWs to smuggle information out in the timepieces.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: 1972

"Bill and Toony revisit the year 1972."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Black Eye (s1, ep3)

Beaver comes home with a black eye and Ward is upset when he learns that Beaver didn't fight back. This leads Ward to teach Beaver how to defend himself. Little does Ward know, the person who punched Beaver is a girl, Violet Rutherford, the daughter of one of Ward's co-workers.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

New Neighbors (s1, ep5)

The Cleavers have new neighbors, the Donaldsons, and June sends Beaver over to welcome them with a vase of flowers. However, when Mrs. Donaldson thanks Beaver by kissing him on the cheek, Beaver becomes convinced that Mr. Donaldson will kill him because he let a married woman kiss him, and it's all thanks to Eddie Haskell, who planted that idea in Beaver's mind.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Wary Wildcatter (s3, ep16)

Charles Houston cleverly gets away with killing his wife by making it look like she died in a car accident. Then a wildlife photographer shows up with the murder on film.

10:00am

Matlock

The Murder Game (s8, ep)

Matlock reluctantly agrees to spend the weekend as part of a murder mystery with Cliff, Leanne and three people who each paid $10,000 for the privilege of matching wits with the famous Ben Matlock. When the pretend victim turns up dead, Matlock and his team must determine which of the three paying customers is the guilty party.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Why Won't Linda Die?

"The death of a prominent politician reveals a strange love triangle. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

Easter Story, An (s1, ep24)

When Olivia is stricken with polio, John-Boy refuses to accept the doctor's prognosis that she may never walk again.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Dan (s7, ep18)

Doc tries to keep an alcoholic off the bottle.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Joe Cartwright, Detective (s8, ep25)

The reading of crime novels has Joe trying to convince Hoss that the bank is about to be robbed.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Long Trek (s3, ep17)

Lucas and Marshal Torrance run into trouble transporting a captured killer back to face trial.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Actress (s3, ep18)

A deathbed request from an old friend sends Lucas to a neighboring town in search of the man's long-lost sweetheart.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Major Adams Story: Part 1 (s1, ep30)

During the Civil War, Charlie Wooster joins Bill Hawks under the command of Major Seth Adams. When Adams is seriously wounded saving Hawks's life he must struggle to survive, while dreaming of the girl he left behind.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Syndrome (s2, ep16)

John tries to convince Roy he has tonsillitis. An old flame of Dixie's, who is now a famous actor, is admitted to Rampart. Two kids are trapped on top of a gas tank; a girl's college lacrosse game turns violent; Boot has surgery to remove a tick; Dr. Early deals with a hypochondriac. Chet is injured during a rescue and is roomed with Roy, who has had his tonsils removed.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rally Round The Flagg, Boys (s7, ep21)

The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than impressed.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Preventive Medicine (s7, ep22)

On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practitioner to try and get out of the Army.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Night At Rosie's (s7, ep23)

A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester and a gambling scheme.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Ain't Love Grand (s7, ep24)

The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a US nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of a Korean girl, called Sooni, who he meets at Rosie's Bar.

Paul Reubens guest stars!

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Hackidu (s4, ep17)

Ray screws up a "Hackidu" (a la Pokemon) trade for his daughter.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra Makes Something Good (s4, ep18)

Debra finally creates a dish that everyone likes.

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Take Him, He's Mine (s2, ep3)

Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

It's A Miserable Life (s2, ep4)

The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest John Byner

In Carol and Sis, Carol and Harvey fight in front of an encounter group. Then, in Fun in a Saloon, a western bad guy starts a dancing brawl. Finally, in Court Stenographer, Carol plays a recorder who can't help but interfere with the court case.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Scarlet Scandal (s9, ep20)

Another fishing trip goes awry for Mason when he's drawn into the murder of a woman who was killed while delivering a blackmail payment.

The Professor himself, Russell Johnson guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Back There (s2, ep13)

While discussing time travel among friends in 1961, a man suddenly finds himself in 1865—on the date of Lincoln's assassination.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Kind Waitress (s4, ep24)

A waitress and her boyfriend plan the death of an elderly rich guest.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Cheap Is Cheap (s4, ep25)

A miserly man is appalled to discover his wife is planning to spend his life's savings.

2:05am

Mannix

Murder Revisited (s3, ep24)

Mannix sets out to prove the innocence of a young woman accused of shooting a businessman. A track leads Mannix to journalist Hackett, who was interviewing the victim moments before the crime.

3:05am

Cannon

The Dead Samaritan (s2, ep15)

Mrs. Manning, a former policewoman, hires Cannon when her husband becomes the victim of blackmailers. The man is an electrician specialized in wiretapping. Three criminals find that the electrician has recorded one of his conversations.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Sister Of Death (s5, ep11)

A nun is accused of taking her terminally ill sister off life support.

5:00am

Dragnet

Homicide - Cigarette Butt (s4, ep7)

A murder victim's smoking habits help Friday track down the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

D.h.q. - Missing Person (s4, ep8)

A high school student is missing.

Straight from the Wild Wild West, Robert Conrad guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

The Radical (s4, ep4)

At roll call, Malloy and Reed are asked to look out for a suspected militant and, after spotting him, attempt to follow him to his stash of weapons. Malloy also is asked by a security guard to investigate a possible shakedown and smuggling operation.

6:30am

Hogan's Heroes

Is There A Traitor In The House? (s5, ep13)

Hogan plans to send information to London by using a German radio propaganda program.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bill Vs. The Donk Toss Champion

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Brotherly Love (s1, ep6)

June has had it with Wally and Beaver's fighting and demands they make a pact to be nice to one another and do things together. However, when each boy gets an invitation for individual social outings, they each attempt to break the pact.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Water, Anyone

"Wally and his friends are trying to earn enough money to buy baseball uniforms so they put a plan into action by doing their chores at a slow pace in order to maximize their hourly pay. Meanwhile, Beaver, also wanting to be on the team, begins selling water to his family and neighbors."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Mythical Monkeys (s3, ep17)

Author Mauvis Meade sends her secretary, Gladys Doyle, out to a mountain cabin to pick up a package. Gladys gets lost and her car gets stuck in the mud. She then walks to a cabin looking for help and encounters a mysterious man who appears to know her.

10:00am

Matlock

Brennan (s8, ep)

Matlock vies with a formidable district attorney while defending a client accused of killing a city councilwoman, discovering a secret hiding in the man's past that is affecting his judgment in the case.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Miracle Man

"When a preacher is attacked by a man convinced that he is responsible for his wife's death, Five-O investigate more closely and discover some less than godly motives. "

12:00pm

The Waltons

Easter Story. An (s1, ep25)

When Olivia is stricken with polio, John-Boy refuses to accept the doctor's prognosis that she may never walk again.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Catawomper (s7, ep19)

A woman tries to make her boyfriend jealous when she's had enough of his attitude.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Dark Enough To See The Stars (s8, ep26)

Billy Wilcox wanders onto the Ponderosa sick and hungry, fearing that the new lawman may know he once killed a man in self-defense and then ran away.

Lucas leaves Northfork to work undercover as a federal agent!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Wyoming Story: Part 1 (s3, ep20)

Lucas agrees to take a job as a federal undercover agent and goes to Wyoming to investigate rumors of sales of arms to renegade indians. His life is endangered by the town drunk, who stumbles onto his true identity.

Lucas leaves Northfork to work undercover as a federal agent!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Wyoming Story: Part 2 (s3, ep21)

Mark stays with Miss Milly, while Lucas is in Wyoming on the trail of a gang illegally selling weapons to the Indians. Mark suffers from loneliness and doubt while his father is away for two months.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Major Adams Story: Part 2 (s1, ep31)

Years after the Civil War, Major Adams gets a second chance with his lost love, Ranie, who had married in his absence. But happiness doesn't always come easy, as a sinister rival and a dark secret attest.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Honest (s2, ep17)

A gas explosion results from a white lie, prompting Johnny to go on an honesty kick. At the hospital, doctors work to save a boy who is inexplicably choking to death. In the field, the paramedics rescue a teenage boy injured in a dive off a roof, and a baby and his blind grandfather trapped in a burning house.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Party (s7, ep25)

Talk of a post-war reunion gives B.J. an idea—planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinger fears that the party will blow his cover, as his mother doesn't know he's stationed in Korea.

Ed Begley Jr. guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Too Many Cooks (s8, ep1)

A clumsy foot soldier, "Look Out Below" Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high spirits enveloping the hospital.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Are You Now, Margaret? (s8, ep2)

A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper—too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo, so the gang set out to help Margaret.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Guerilla My Dreams (s8, ep3)

The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Marie And Frank's New Friends (s4, ep19)

Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making friends.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Alone Time (s4, ep20)

Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her "alone time."

10:00pm

The Golden Girls

Isn't It Romantic (s2, ep5)

Dorothy's old friend, Jean comes to Miami for a visit.

10:30pm

The Golden Girls

Big Daddy's Little Lady (s2, ep6)

Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and has an announcement.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Steve Lawrence

In Double Calamity, the gang parodies the film-noir classic "Double Indemnity", with Carol as Barbara Stanwyck and Steve as Fred McMurray.

See the only episode of Perry Mason to ever air in color!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Twice-told Twist (s9, ep21)

When a young car thief—who helped strip Mason's car down to the frame—is charged with murder, Mason decides to take the case.

Tiny aliens terrorize an old woman in this fan favorite!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Invaders (s2, ep15)

An old woman in an isolated farmhouse is troubled by the appearance of tiny aliens.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Waxwork (s4, ep26)

A reporter decides to stay overnight in the Murderers' Den of a wax museum.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Impossible Dream (s4, ep27)

A woman's dream comes true when she witnesses a murder.

2:05am

Mannix

War Of Nerves (s3, ep25)

Mannix is involved in a war of nerves when he deals with blackmailers threatening an entire town with nerve gas.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Of A Stone Seahorse (s2, ep16)

A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Charade (s5, ep12)

Betty falls for a playboy who's planning a murder to gain an inheritance.

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