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Everybody Loves Raymond

Baggage (s7, ep22)

Ray and Debra wind up in a two-week standoff over a suitcase.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Fun With Debra (s8, ep1)

Debra admits to Ray that she's disappointed they no longer have fun.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Battle Of Stalag 13 (s2, ep5)

Two German officers interfere with Hogan's operations when one tries to turn Stalag 13 into an officer's retirement home the other wants to use the facilities to interrogate the citizens of the local town.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Rise And Fall Of Sergeant Schultz (s2, ep6)

Hogan is stymied in the rescue of a captured member of the underground until a potential diversion appears in the form of an old WWI buddy of Sgt. Schultz.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Alan King And Lena Zavaroni

In Sidewalk Stars, two aging stars reunite on Hollywood Boulevard while they clean their star square. Then, in Fans, Carol finds love at a baseball game. Finally, in The Package, a school teacher discovers an unattended package and claims it as her own.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Substitute Face (s1, ep32)

Mason and Della are traveling on a cruise ship returning to Los Angeles from Vancouver. Carl Houser jumps overboard and is presumed drowned. Houser later turns up on shore but with a bullet wound in his body.

Charles Bronson and Elizabeth Montgomery guest star!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Two (s3, ep1)

A man and a woman, on opposite sides of a future war, encounter each other in a deserted town.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Second Verdict (s2, ep)

An attorney learns that his acquitted client is in fact a murderer and may kill for a second time.

2:05am

Mannix

Night Out Of Time (s2, ep11)

Cliff Ross, Jr. awakens in big trouble. A girl is dead, there's evidence he was in some kind of fight and he can't remember what actually happened. Unless Mannix can help him reconstruct events, he's likely to go to prison.

3:05am

Cannon

The Perfect Alibi (s3, ep9)

Cannon tries to extract reporter Peggy Angel from a clever frame. Who is the real murderer, and why frame this particular person?

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Final Burial (s4, ep13)

A woman hires Barnaby to find her missing husband and the detective's investigation uncovers bigamy, blackmail and murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Fur Job

"Gannon goes undercover as a buyer in order to trap fur thieves"

5:30am

Dragnet

The Jade Story (s1, ep10)

More than $200,000 worth of imperial jade is reported stolen. Friday and Gannon determine the burglary was an inside job.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 143 -- Cave (s2, ep10)

Malloy and Reed begin their shift responding to a disgruntled tenant who is holding his landlord at knife point. Later, they investigate a rash of property theft from multiple homes in a quiet neighborhood, stake out an apparent bag of laundry left on the side of the road and search for a runaway boy who gets himself into a life-threatening situation.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 142 -- As High As You Are (s2, ep11)

As Malloy and Reed's patrol begins, an uneventful traffic stop becomes more interesting when something catches Malloy's eye. Later, they discover an unusual situation responding to a break-in at a hospital supply warehouse, which becomes even more odd when the warehouse owner and a group of revenge-seeking thugs show up at the scene. The shift ends in a fitting way when they are called to an apartment where a baby has been left unattended with a pet lion.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Palmetto State

"Bill and Toony journey across South Carolina on their latest stop trekkin' across every state in America."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Cat Problem (s5, ep5)

A strange cat appears at the Cleaver's door and Beaver takes it in and feeds it. However, when the owner is found, and the cat is returned, Beaver finds himself with a dilemma: The cat keeps coming back!

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Weekend Job (s5, ep6)

Wally gets a job at the ice cream parlor leaving a gaggle of girls swooning and Eddie and Lumpy feeling neglected. So to get back at him, Eddie and Lumpy concoct a plan of revenge that involves Mary Ellen Roger's slumber party.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Malicious Mariner (s5, ep4)

During a terrible storm at sea, First Officer Jerry Griffin dumps a million dollars worth of goods overboard to lessen the chances of his cargo freighter sinking. Once on shore, Jerry is hauled before a maritime court.

10:00am

Matlock

The Tabloid (s9, ep)

Michael defends a senatorial candidate when she's accused of murdering a tabloid editor. Jerri goes undercover at the paper to prove that someone else may have had an even bigger motive than Carol.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Along Came Joey (s1, ep20)

When the boxer son of a Maui policeman, Phil Kalama, is killed, he starts a personal vendetta. McGarrett must solve the initial crime and stop Kalama from committing another murder.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Scholar (s1, ep21)

When Verdie Grant learns her daughter is graduating from college, she feels embarrassed by the fact that she never learned to read or write.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Storm (s11, ep2)

A buffalo hunter is sentenced to be hanged for a murder he didn't commit, the real culprits being the sons of Matt's old friend, Adam Benteen.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Many Faces Of Gideon Flinch (s3, ep7)

Bullethead Burke is looking for a man he says cheated him out of $5,000 dollars. The man's niece tricks Little Joe and Hoss into helping her uncle out. A pickpocket escapes from jail and complicates matters even more.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Spiked Rifle (s2, ep9)

Mark is kidnapped as he and Lucas try to protect Banker Hamilton's gold.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Letter Of The Law (s2, ep10)

Lucas makes a life-or-death decision when Micah is held hostage and the kidnappers demand the release of a notorious outlaw.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The John Cameron Story (s1, ep3)

The husband of a much younger woman grows jealous of her flirtatious ways.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Smoke Eater (s4, ep16)

A temporary captain from "the old school" doesn't feel Gage and DeSoto should be practicing "medicine." An elderly man sets his chair on fire. Dr. Early keeps coming up with oranges when all he wants is an apple. The paramedics struggle to save a heart attack victim. A boy with asthma gets trapped in a storm drain. Dr. Brackett uses an old-fashioned sedative on a biker.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Smattering Of Intelligence (s2, ep24)

A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns is a traitor—one thinks he's a fascist, the other thinks he's a communist.

Harry Morgan guest stars a full season before his regular character debut!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The General Flipped At Dawn (s3, ep1)

The MASH 4077th is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp five miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye also is charged with impersonating a reporter.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rainbow Bridge (s3, ep2)

As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar and Klinger into enemy territory. Frank almost botches the swap when he brings a squirt gun to the exchange. Fortunately, the Chinese Dr. Lin Tam has a sense of humor.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Officer Of The Day (s3, ep3)

While Henry is away in Seoul, Burns and Houlihan are in charge, and Hawkeye is the officer of the day. His refusal to release a wounded Korean soldier, wanted by US Intelligence, leads to a confrontation with Colonel Flagg.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Thank You Notes (s8, ep2)

Debra convinces Amy to join forces against Marie.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Home From School (s8, ep3)

Ray decides the tough love approach is the way to go with Michael.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan Springs (s2, ep7)

Hogan uses a broken water main under the camp to aid the escape of captured resistance fighters by creating a health spa.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Klink, A Bomb And A Short Fuse (s2, ep8)

General Burkhalter wants Hogan to defuse a bomb that has landed in camp.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Helen Reddy And John Byner

In The Family, Eunice plays "Sorry!" with her grumpy family. Then, in The Pick-Ups, Harvey and John try to pick up girls at the bar.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Long-legged Models (s1, ep33)

Racketeer George Castle kills Las Vegas hotel owner Glenn Faulkner over a gambling debt and sets his sights on land inherited by Faulkner's daughter, Stephanie. When Castle turns up murdered as well, Stephanie finds herself the number one suspect.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Arrival (s3, ep2)

A plane lands safely, but all its passengers, pilot and crew are missing.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Isabel (s2, ep)

An ex-convict weds the woman whose evidence sent him to jail.

2:05am

Mannix

A View Of Nowhere (s2, ep13)

While on a helicopter flight, Mannix witnesses a murder. Or does he? No one can find a body, no one reports a missing person.

3:05am

Cannon

Dead Lady's Tears (s3, ep10)

When a plane carrying three million in negotiable securities vanishes, the insurance carrier hires Cannon to find out what happened to it.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Portrait Of Evil (s4, ep14)

An art collector's wife plots to steal one of his paintings, but her plan is complicated by her husband's death.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

It's Not The Principle, It's The Money (s3, ep24)

Hoping to win the business of a convention, Kate spruces up the Shady Rest. Meanwhile, peeved about a tax increase and scheming for its repeal, Uncle Joe does what he can to make the hotel appear run-down and shabby.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

War Of The Hotels (s3, ep25)

Kate fights a no-holds-barred "hotel war" with Murdock Sneep, unscrupulous operator of the rival Pixley Hotel.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Go Fishing (s2, ep22)

Drysdale and Jane try to get the Clampetts interested in deep-sea fishing, but face an obstacle: Granny. She has a fear of water and refuses to go on a boat. So, Jane comes up with the idea of letting them visit Marineland. They decide to go right away and are impressed by the giant fishing holes. And Granny sees the fish of fishes, a giant whale.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Critter Doctor (s2, ep23)

Duke is sick, and Elly calls the "critter doctor" from the zoo. When Jed finds out he is a "college boy," he thinks it is a possible beau for Elly May, not knowing he is a graduate and an older man. Granny is against this doctor coming, and she mistakes a young salesman who is selling bug repellents for the doctor.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Moving Aweigh, Barbecue For Two, Matinee Idol Popeye, Lunch With A Punch

"Popeye and Shorty try to help Olive but stir up trouble with the police instead., Popeye's BBQ for two with is interrupted by everyone else., Brutus is an egotistical French director making a film about Antony and Cleopatra, starring Popeye and Olive Oyl., Popeye uses a tale of how he defeated Bluto as a boy to convince his nephews to eat their spinach."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Love That Pup, Barnyard Babies, Busy Buddies

"Tom accidentally grabs Tyke, Spike the bulldog's son, when he is trying to get to Jerry., A baby contest is going on in the barn where all the barnyard animals’ children compete in a talent contest but the rooster is left out because his baby is taking too much time to arrive so he tries to hurry the process along., Tom and Jerry are forced to take care of a baby because the babysitter is more interested in talking on the phone."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Hot Noon Or 12 O'clock For Sure, Mouse Trappers, Horse Play, Tin Can Concert, Gold Diggin' Woodpecker, Cool It Charlie, The Mad Hatter

"Woody is a piano player in the Old West. When Buzz Buzzard comes into town to kill the sheriff, the sheriffs ask Woody to take over and catch him., Papa Panda unsuccessfully tries to catch a mouse in the house., Woody has a run-in with an indigineous man who doesn't like Woody's horse., Doc, a cat with musical talents, directs a symphony from the top of a grandfather clock. A mouse who lives in the grandfather clock is trying to sleep and tries to stop the music., Woody and his horse Sugarfoot discover gold in an abandoned mine and have to fight off another miner trying to claim jump., Charlie attempts to install an air conditioner himself to save money., Woody encounters difficulties acquiring a new top hat for his Hollywood screen test."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare Brush, Mexican Mousepiece, Kiss Me Cat, Bugs Bunny And The Three Bears, The Music Mice-tro, Crockett-doodle-do, Hare-abian Nights

"Bugs believes he’s a human and goes hunting for Elmer Fudd who believes he’s a rabbit. , Daffy is trying to send a care package overseas full of Mexican mice when Speedy stops the delivery. , Hearing that Pussyfoot has "got to do his job and catch mice or we'll just have to get another cat," Marc Antony, the bulldog, takes it upon himself to educate the kitten in the fundamentals of mouse-catching. , The three bears set a trap to catch Goldilocks, but their carrot soup attracts Bugs Bunny early on and he grows wise to their plans. , Daffy is on a vacation from Hollywood when Speedy and his Mexicali Mariachi band come to audition for him. , Foghorn tries to teach the brainy chicken, Egghead Jr., about the great outdoors., Bugs is forced to tell the Sultan some tales of his adventures or else face the croc-pit. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Tycoons (s4, ep24)

West becomes involved with the Jupiter Corporation after the director of the board dies of an apparent heart attack and two others are killed. West discovers that they were all involved in a scheme to dump stock, cause a panic, and make tons of money off of the cheap stock. West's investigation leads him to an odd bar with a circus theme and animals who like to throw bombs.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Ruth Owens Story (s1, ep4)

A woman's brother kills a man who made a derogatory remark about her, only to discover later that the remark was true.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Joaquin (s3, ep1)

A newly hired ranch hand is suspected of being the famous outlaw Joaquin Murietta, supposedly killed in an ambush 10 years before.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Clayton Thaddeus Greenwood (s11, ep3)

Thad Greenwood trails the four tough guys who caused his father to have a fatal heart attack.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Burma Rarity (s3, ep5)

Widow Hawkins tricks a couple of con men who first try to swindle her with an emerald known as "The Burma Rarity."

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Legacy (s2, ep11)

Lucas tries to do a good deed for the old town drunk but it backfires when the drunk's son believes he inherited Lucas' ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Baby Sitter (s2, ep12)

A dance hall singer asks Lucas to care for her daughter in an effort to hide the baby from her self-righteous, bigoted father.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Empty Sleeve (s7, ep24)

When the herd refuses to drink or cross a river, Favor sends for a vet and a one-armed man shows up wanting a drover job. Rowdy learns the cattle need salt and the new hand knows where to find it nearby. However, he doesn't want to go there.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Hanging Of Roy Carter

"Roy Carter is scheduled to be hanged. Another man confesses to the murder just before the execution is to take place. Paladin is hired to try to convince the warden to delay the hanging until the Governor can be reached."

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Prison Trail (s2, ep31)

Josh and Jason are escorting four prisoners to Levenworth prison when a stranger begins following along behind.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Pain In The Pullman, A Ducking They Did Go, We Want Our Mummy, Commotion On The Ocean, Dopey Dicks, Sappy Bull Fighters

"All aboard for non-stop hilarity! The Stooges and their pet monkey join a traveling vaudville troupe, making for a very bumpy ride. , After recruiting the police chief, governor and mayor into what turns out to be a sham duck hunting club, the Stooges cleverly find a way to avoid jail. , Stranded in Mexico, the Stooges need a job and a pretty actress friend gets them an engagement at the Plaza de Toros. When they accidentally switch suitcases with that of their friend, they must sneak into her house to retrieve their own and are confronted by her jealous husband who vows to kill them if he sees them again. At the arena where they perform a comedy bullfight (Joe is the matador, Moe and Larry are in a bull costume) the husband bribes the attendants to let a real bull into the ring. Joe knocks the bull out with a head butt and becomes a hero. , The stooges go to Egypt in search of the mummy of king Rootin-Tootin for which a museum will pay a $5000 prize., The Stooges are would-be reporters, who are tricked into becoming stowaways by "Borscht", a spy for an enemy country. Stranded on a freighter on the high seas, they discover that Borscht has concealed some stolen microfilm in watermelons they brought aboard for him. After a wild chase, they subdue Borscht and recover the microfilm. , It's mindless fun at its best when the Stooges meet a mad scientist in search of a human brain for his headless mechanical man. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

King Kong Vs. Godzilla

"A pharmaceutical company captures King Kong and brings him to Japan, where he escapes from captivity and battles a recently released Godzilla. "

10:30pm

Batman

The Impractical Joker (s2, ep21)

The Joker steals the Jeweled Key Of Kaincardine with the aid of his new invention, a mysterious little spark-spewing box that renders the Dynamic Duo helpless.

11:00pm

Star Trek

This Side Of Paradise (s1, ep24)

The Enterprise crew is trapped in paradise when they come to rescue colonists who have fallen to pacifying alien spores and become infected themselves.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Atomic Captive (s6, ep5)

Lois and Jimmy attempt to rescue Dr. Ladislav, a nuclear scientist, from foreign agents.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Superman Silver Mine (s6, ep6)

Mr. Pebble, a prospector, donates a silver mine to a children's fund. A crook impersonates him and captures Mr. Pebbles, Lois, and Jimmy.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Forbidden World (s2, ep4)

On their next planetary stop, the Robinsons encounter a hermit who plans to attack the Jupiter 2 with his army.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Mummy (s3, ep20)

A 3,000-year-old mummy puts a spell on Crane and terrorizes the Seaview.

Series finale!

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Graveyard Of Fools (s2, ep25)

Twin brothers plot to take over the planet, and send the Earthlings to the Graveyard of Fools, a place fraught with hallucinatory visions, to recover an alien servo-actuator for them.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

End Of The World (s1, ep3)

In a 1910 mining town, Tony and Doug try to rescue 200 miners trapped by a cave-in.

5:00am

The Invaders

Vikor (s1, ep6)

David goes undercover to infiltrate a manufacturing plant and find proof of alien activity.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Great Burro Race

"Mad Jack's reacquainted with pals Gus and Gerty, Gus,still feels he's better at things than Jack. So,he talks him into a "burro race". If Jack loses,he must turn his burro named Number Seven over to Gus."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Amazon Jungle (the Great)

"The great tropical rain forest, supports life at all levels. Fowler captures the largest mammal of the Amazon Jungle."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Queen Of The Everglades

"Marlin and Jim take us into one of the wildest areas of the natural wild kingdom in the U.S., the vast Everglades."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Survival In The Sun

"Even under searing temperatures of 120 degrees or more, life tenaciously takes hold in the Sonora Desert. This American Southwestern region is an arena of daily competition…between animals, plants and insects, struggling to survive the extremes and severities of the desert’s environment. It’s truly a “survival of the fittest,” and a ruggedly beautiful adventure. Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler are there observing as predator hunts its prey, be it the grey fox, badger or sidewinder snake. Then you’ll be part of the intense excitement as a peccary…the only true wild pig in the United States…becomes the target of Marlin’s capture gun, which shoots a harmless, sleep-inducing drug into the animal. The peccary is then tagged, so that its habits may be more carefully studied, and that life, under the difficult circumstances of the Sonora, may be more clearly understood by man."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Poles Apart

"Many animals dwell in the wild kingdom that literally are ‘poles apart’ in structure, habits and adaptations. In the laboratory and in the wild, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore and explain such extreme contrasts such as: the slow heartbeat of the elephant and the rapid beat of a mouse; the alligators’ jaws built to crush and a tropical bird’s beak built to pry; birds that migrate and birds that ‘stay put’; a bird that flies a mile a minute and a sloth that travels a food a day."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King Of Beasts

"Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in his natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Crater Of Gold

"Rivers of fire and erupting volcanoes in British East Africa have created a crater called Ngora Ngora, which shields the great herds of African wildlife from the advances of man. By plane to the top of the crater and by jeep into the crater, we study one of the truly last strongholds of the wild kingdom."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

My Sister, Benedict Arnold (s3, ep5)

Greg comes home furious when he is replaced on the basketball team by Warren Mulaney. When he discovers Marcia is dating Warren, he hits the roof and demands that Marcia stop seeing him. When she refuses, Greg tries to get revenge and begins dating the woman who beat Marcia out in cheerleading. Meanwhile, the Bradys prepare a dunking booth for a carnival.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Personality Kid (s3, ep6)

Peter decides to try out a new funny, joke-telling personality, which he plans to unveil at an upcoming party. Meanwhile, Bobby and Cindy whip the house into shape after learning about fire safety at school.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

A Bride For Jed (s2, ep24)

Country musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs visit the Clampetts and decide that Jed needs a wife. With the help of Jane and Drysdale, they decide to get him a wife the way they did—by holding auditions for girl singers. Meanwhile, Gladys and Louise travel to San Francisco to get away from Granny and her country cooking lessons, saying that is the way they can make Elly May ladylike.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny Versus The Weather Bureau (s2, ep25)

Granny gets tired of the weather girl on TV saying that the weather is going to be clear when it is actually going to rain. She has a way to correct this, namely her weather beetle, Cecil. She confronts the head meteorologist of the U.S Weather Bureau but without luck. Jed goes down to speak to him and mentions the name "Daisy," making him think he means Hurricane Daisy, and tells of the plan to get rid of her.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Ricky Needs An Agent (s4, ep29)

Ricky needs an agent, Lucy figures, so she nominates herself (unbeknownst to Ricky, of course) and heads off to negotiate with a studio executive to land him a role in a movie. Her strategy: use a nonexistent Broadway musical as a bargaining chip. It works too well.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Drive (s5, ep7)

When Beaver and Gilbert are pretending to go for a drive in Ward's car, Beaver accidentally releases the parking brake, causing the car to roll down the driveway and into the street, backing up traffic. Wally steps in and drives the car back in the driveway and clears up the traffic mess, but he soon finds himself being issued a citation for driving without a license.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Ice Skates (s5, ep9)

Beaver wants a new pair of expensive ice skates and asks Ward to borrow $13. Wanting to pick them out himself, he goes to the store and is conned by a salesman who sells him skates that are three sizes too big.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Angels In Chains (s1, ep4)

The half-sister of a missing girl prompts a Charlie's Angels investigation of a country prison farm and a nearby small town sheriff. Sabrina and Kelly deliberately get arrested for speeding. They are sentenced by a "kangaroo court" to unusually long terms.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

Death In The Slow Lane

"After Jonathan buys an antique car for his wife's birthday, a mysterious couple go to great lengths to get it for themselves."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Racer / Lady Of The Evening

"Renee Lansing arrives on Fantasy Island to have a vacation where she will not be recognized. Bill Frederick's fantasy is fulfilled when he finds Renee, "Lady of the Evening" his lady to be. Jack Kincade nearly died in a premiere race and has nightmares ever since. Jack's fantasy comes true when "The Racer" deals with his fear and rides the track prior to a race."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Pride Of The Pacific / Viking's Son / Separate Vacations / Experiment / Getting To Know You (part 2)

"Ellen and Jesse are beginning to get annoyed with each other and to find the cruise monotonous. Having been beaten during the games in Vancouver, Merrill Stubing's competitive spirit kicks in and he becomes as tough as Gunner Norquist is, upsetting Vicki and relentlessly driving his crew to physical exertion. Harry Meachum romances Britta the masseuse, who tells him Gunner Norquist hired professional athletes to rig the games."

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Joe Salg- Cyndi Lauper

"When a teenage Joe Salg heard Cyndi Lauper’s single “Time After Time,” he was hooked. She represented what he had been seeking as a young gay man: Outside acceptance of one’s true colors, whatever they might be. He began buying albums and any other memorabilia he could find. Then he went on a quest: to gain bragging rights to the most unique items ever related to the pop icon. Years later, he had so many prized possessions that friends and family urged him to open a museum dedicated to the singer. Today, he is the proud owner of The Cyndi Lauper Museum, which is acknowledged and admired by the music legend herself. Joe walks Lisa through some of the most iconic items, including the first microphone Cyndi ever used as an emerging star and everything from a quirky corset used for a famed photo shoot to a glamorous dress worn to the 50th anniversary of the Grammys. Later, Liam will propose a trade: one of his most treasured items, personally signed by the singer, for Joe’s rare relic of ‘80s pop culture itself."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Iron Guts Kelly (s3, ep4)

General 'Iron Guts' Kelly arrives for an inspection, and ends up dying in Margaret's tent. Hawkeye and Trapper help the General's aide smuggle him out of camp. The next day he is reported killed at the front, as that is where he would have wanted to die.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

O.r. (s3, ep5)

The O.R. is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray by Hawkeye.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Stalemates (s8, ep20)

Mike and Gloria are sure the romance has gone out of their marriage when even a weekend in the Poconos fails to reignite the spark.

8:30pm

All in the Family

The Brother (s8, ep21)

Archie's estranged brother returns, after twenty-nine years, to smooth things over before he enters the hospital for a serious operation.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mike's New Job (s8, ep22)

The Stivics prepare to move to California after Mike is offered a teaching position in Santa Barbara.

9:30pm

All in the Family

The Dinner Guest (s8, ep23)

Edith is crushed when Mike and Gloria make their other plans after she's prepared a special farewell dinner in their honor.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Misery Loves Company (s8, ep4)

Robert advises Ray to be more affectionate with Debra.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Contractor, The (s8, ep5)

Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Bank Book 6565696 (s2, ep4)

Rob discovers Laura has a secret bank account.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Hustling The Hustler (s2, ep5)

Rob gets in over his head when he plays pool with a hustler.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Head Of The House (s4, ep27)

Ralph tells a newspaper that he's head of the house, but then has to prove it to a co-worker.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

The Shelter (s3, ep3)

When a nuclear attack appears imminent, several suburban friends and neighbors fight over control of a single bomb shelter.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Body In The Barn (s2, ep)

With the intention of marrying another woman, a man uses a badly decomposed body to frame his wife for his murder. When the newly betrothed woman's mother learns of the scheme, however, she fears that she may be her son-in-law's next target.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Stone Pillow (aka Big House) (s6, ep16)

The IMF need to locate photos implicating mob boss Vochek in a murder. The photos were being used to blackmail the mobster, and the man responsible for that scheme has since been sent to prison.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Wife Killer (s3, ep17)

Reporter Barbara Webb spots Fred Johnson, the one-armed man, in a police roundup of suspicious character during a murder investigation. Calling to mind the Kimble case with her publisher boss Herb Malone, Barbara takes a photo of Johnson and publishes it

4:00am

Harry O

Forty Reasons To Kill (part 2)

"Framed for murder, Harry battles for his freedom and his life as he tries to unravel a deadly web of corruption."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shooting (s1, ep11)

A police officer is shot while making a routine check on a pair of paroled convicts parked near a liquor store.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Hit And Run Driver (s1, ep12)

Friday and Gannon use newspapers, radio and TV to publicize their clues to the identity of a hit-and-run driver.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 43 -- Hostage (s2, ep12)

Malloy and several civilians are taken hostage after he is shot and seriously injured by robbers while stopping for lunch at Duke's Longhorn Café.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 34 -- Astro (s2, ep13)

Malloy and Reed become envious of officer wells, who has been given a coveted assignment in the newly established astro helicopter division. Out on patrol, they require assistance saving a wealthy elderly couple who get locked in their heavily fortified basement safe, and then use air support to track down robbery suspects who escape on a motorcycle.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Natural State

"Bill and Toony explore the great state of Arkansas!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Weekend Invitation (s5, ep10)

Wally and a bunch of other guys are invited to spend the weekend at Scott's cottage on the lake. However, Scott doesn't mention to Wally that there will be no parent supervision.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's English Test (s5, ep11)

Beaver has been having trouble in English and Ward persuades Wally to tutor him. Wally has Beaver look over an old exam that he once took. To Beaver's surprise, the next day his teacher gives him the exact same test, which, of course, he aces. However, Beaver is left with a guilty conscience.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Crying Comedian (s5, ep5)

Comic Charlie Hatch learns that the woman he loved and lost, Anne Gilrain, has escaped from a sanitarium to which she was forced to commit herself by her husband, Tom. When Tom Gilrain is murdered, Charlie is afraid that Anne did the deed.

10:00am

Matlock

The Coach (s9, ep)

A basketball coach is accused of murdering an influential booster.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Once Upon A Time: Part 1 (s1, ep21)

McGarrett flies to Los Angeles to investigate a "naturologist" doctor who is treating his cancer-stricken nephew.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Bicycle (s1, ep22)

John-Boy's meddling in a long-distance romance backfires.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Ten Little Indians (s11, ep4)

Matt must out who hired the gunfighters he's been facing in and out of Dodge.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Land Grab (s3, ep15)

The Cartwrights play host to an eccentric old soldier friend of Ben's while trying to track down a mysterious swindler named Polk, who is illegally deeding parcels of the Ponderosa to settlers looking for homesteads.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Coward (s2, ep13)

Lucas becomes involved in a battle between an aspiring writer and a cocky, bragging trail boss.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Surveyors (s2, ep14)

Mark runs away from home after his father questions his story about overhearing a plot to rob the bank.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Les Rand Story (s1, ep5)

A paroled convict blames his physician father when Native American wife dies.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Kidding (s4, ep17)

Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital; the youngsters are highly inquisitive. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics; he turns out to have a brain tumor. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus.

Alex Karras guest stars!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Springtime (s3, ep6)

When spring arrives, Klinger gets word from home that his sweetheart back in Toledo wants to marry him. Henry arranges for Father Mulcahy to do this over short wave radio. Radar falls in love with a nurse, while a grateful patient won't leave Hawkeye alone, and even threatens Major Burns.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Check-up (s3, ep7)

Trapper gets an ulcer and a ticket home. Unfortunately, his going-away party is spoiled by a new Army regulation, which forces him to stay.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Life With Father (s3, ep8)

Mail from home worries Henry that Lorraine may be seeing other men. Father Mulcahy presides over a Jewish circumcision ceremony for the Korean-born son of a US GI.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Alcoholics Unanimous (s3, ep9)

Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot in the camp.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Peter On The Couch (s8, ep6)

Robert loses it with his houseguest.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Liars (s8, ep7)

Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Tanks For The Memory (s2, ep9)

Hogan is ordered to photograph and destroy a model for a radio-controlled tank that is being tested at camp.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Real Adolf Please Stand Up? (s2, ep12)

With camp security raised, Hogan and his men are desperate to smuggle top-secret German fortifications information to the Allies. The solution? Make liberal use of Carter's remarkable impersonation of Adolf Hitler.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Born Free, Carol debates returning her domesticated lion back to the jungle. Then, in My Buddy, ship wrecked survivors fight for the only woman on the island. Finally, in The Third Degree, Vicki is interrogated for murder and responds by telling "Little Red Riding Hood".

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Gilded Lily (s1, ep34)

Enid Griffin, the secretary of Stewart Brent, attempts to commit suicide after learning her boss has married. Arthur Binney attempts to blackmail Stewart Brent with facts about his new wife having been in jail for fraud. When Binny turns up dead, Brent is framed for his murder, but confesses to protect his wife.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Passersby (s3, ep4)

A Confederate soldier and a widower meet during the end of the Civil War.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Return Of Verge Likens (s3, ep)

A country farmer plans vengeance on his father's murderer.

2:05am

Mannix

Fear I To Fall (s2, ep12)

Mannix smells a rat when he's asked to testify in a murder case against a man he sent to prison and who served his time. Is someone using the man's unsavory past to make him a patsy?

3:05am

Cannon

The Limping Man (s3, ep11)

A murderer confined to a psychiatric hospital escapes. He's looking for his wife, whom he believes framed him for murder.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dead Heat (s4, ep15)

A father willing to do anything for his son to be on the Olympic swimming team gets himself involved in a murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bookie (s1, ep13)

Friday goes undercover with the department's chaplain in order to bust a gambling ring.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Subscription Racket (s1, ep14)

Friday learns about a scam artist with a novel twist: he uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor to solicit magazine subscriptions.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 14 -- S.w.a.t. (s2, ep14)

Malloy and Reed are the first to respond to a downtown rooftop sniper who has been indiscriminately shooting at anyone he can find with his scoped rifle. After risking their lives to get civilians out of his line of sight, they become lead participants in the S.W.A.T. team's attempt to neutralize the suspect.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 64 -- Bottom Of The Bottle (s2, ep15)

Malloy and Reed see the same drunk twice in one night, respond to a bar fight and engage in a high-speed pursuit with good samaritans who make a bad decision. They also search for a biker who tries to coerce a woman to repay a debt by riddling her apartment with buckshot.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Catskills Fever

"Bill gets invited to a sweet Hall of Fame introduction in the Catskills!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Chauffeur (s5, ep12)

Wally plans on going to a big dance with Evelyn Boothby and they plan on getting there cramped with six other people in Lumpy's car. When June and Ward refuse to allow that, Wally and Evelyn must find another way to get there. However, what Evelyn has in mind doesn't go over well with Wally.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Ward's Golf Clubs (s5, ep14)

During a particularly awful golf game, Ward happens to break his driver and decides it's not worth repairing it, so he just puts it in the closet. Later, Gilbert talks Beaver into hitting around some golf balls with Ward's clubs and one hit with the broken driver has Beaver thinking he broke it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Meddling Medium (s5, ep6)

On the case of a phony psychic who met with a grisly death, Mason devises a fantastic demonstration to prove his client innocent and expose the real culprit.

10:00am

Matlock

The Dating Game (s9, ep)

When Cliff's friend is accused of murdering a woman he met through a dating service, Cliff and Matlock are on the case, while Jerri goes undercover to investigate.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Once Upon A Time: Part 2 (s1, ep22)

McGarrett uses all legal means possible to win the court case against Dr. Fremont in order to stop her fake treatments and save his sister from more anguish and pain.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Townie (s1, ep23)

John-Boy refuses to take friendship with a neighbor's sheltered daughter to the next level

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Taps For Old Jeb (s11, ep5)

Prospector Jeb Carter hires a bodyguard to protect his gold after years of searching finally pay off.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Broken Ballad (s3, ep6)

The situation goes from bad to worse when Adam tries to smooth things over between a general store owner and the gunfighter who killed the man's son years earlier.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Day Of The Hunter (s2, ep15)

A famous buffalo hunter tries to goad Lucas into a shooting match.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Mail Order Groom (s2, ep16)

When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Nels Stack Story (s1, ep6)

Nels Stack enrages his fellow wagon train passengers after befriending an elderly Native American.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Prestidigitation (s4, ep18)

Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

There Is Nothing Like A Nurse (s3, ep10)

The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Adam's Ribs (s3, ep11)

Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from his favorite barbecue joint—in Chicago.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Full Rich Day (s3, ep12)

Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batiste LeClerc and a gun-happy officer.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mad Dogs And Servicemen (s3, ep13)

A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of hysterical paralysis.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Surprise Party, The (s8, ep8)

Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party."

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra At The Lodge (s8, ep11)

Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Tiger Hunt In Paris: Part 1 (s2, ep10)

"Tiger," a female underground agent, is arrested while trying to document secret German bases and is held in Paris for questioning. Hogan and LeBeau become stowaways aboard Klink's staff car and head for Paris to free her.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

A Tiger Hunt In Paris: Part 2 (s2, ep11)

While trying to free the underground agent "Tiger" in Paris, Hogan seeks help from a Parisian fortune teller and also enlist the aid of a man who is a lookalike for Nazi Police Chief Heinrich Himmler.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Tim Conway

In As the Stomach Turns, Carol receives a visit from the Godfather. Then, in I'm Not a Doctor, a man finds himself in the middle between a sick man and a nurse.

Yvonne Craig guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lazy Lover (s1, ep35)

Attempting to miss hitting her stepfather's car, Patricia Faxon swerves as she enters her driveway and hits the hedges. After asking her stepfather, Bertrand Allred, to move his car, he finds Bob Fleetwood badly hurt next to the hedges.

Jack Klugman and Jonathan Winters play a game of pool.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Game Of Pool (s3, ep5)

Championship pool player Fats Brown returns from the grave for one last game.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Change Of Address (s3, ep)

A couple moves into an isolated seaside residence in a last-ditch effort to save their unstable marriage.

2:05am

Mannix

Death Run (s2, ep14)

When a friend calls on him for help, Mannix discovers that justice isn't always blind.

3:05am

Cannon

Trial By Terror (s3, ep12)

The victim of a burglary hires Cannon. He's sure he knows who stole $50,000 from his wall safe and only needs Cannon to prove it. The problem is, the suspect was in jail at the time of the robbery!

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Lonely Victims, The (s4, ep16)

A con man sets up robberies using information he gains from working women looking for love.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Gun (s1, ep15)

A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan. Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Kids (s1, ep16)

A gang of juvenile thieves have been stealing petty items in order to gain membership into an exclusive club.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 54 -- Impersonation (s2, ep16)

Malloy and Reed hope to find an impostor as they investigate a boxing promoter's accusation that a police detective stole $350 from him. In the meantime, they deal with a disgruntled wife who is in the process of destroying her own car in the middle of a downtown street, investigate a gun theft from a pawn shop, drive up on a home burglary in progress and obtain critical information while interrogating a suspected car thief.

Pop sensation David Cassidy guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 24 -- A Rare Occasion (s2, ep17)

Malloy spends a weekend afternoon attending a barbecue at Reed's home, where Reed lets him hold his newborn son for the first time and tries to set him up with his wife's friend. However, their relaxation is interrupted when they have to deal with a young neighbor who overdoses on drugs and becomes the target of his dealer.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In's Wellness Wednesday: Breaking Bad Habits

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Farewell To Penny (s5, ep15)

Penny learns that she will be moving away and Beaver deals with mixed feelings for the girl with whom he shares a mutual dislike. However, after a farewell party at school, Beaver and Penny openly show their true feelings for one another.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Bunny

"Beaver is cast as a rabbit for a school play and June has his costume all ready, complete with floppy ears and puffy tail. On the night of the play, Beaver needs to be at the school early and gets a ride with Lumpy and Wally in full costume, however, Lumpy's car breaks down and Beaver must walk the few blocks to the school to get there in time."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Pathetic Patient (s5, ep7)

Mason defends Dr. Wayne Edley, who has been accused of committing two murders.

10:00am

Matlock

The Confession (s9, ep)

When a former snitch calls Julie to the jailhouse and admits that she had lied about a murder suspect, Julie convinces Matlock to defend the man accused of the crime.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Not That Much Different (s1, ep23)

While investigating the murder of a leader of a student anti-war protest, McGarrett faces a wall of silence and the distrust of the activists.

12:00pm

The Waltons

Easter Story, An (s1, ep24)

When Olivia is stricken with polio, John-Boy refuses to accept the doctor's prognosis that she may never walk again.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Kioga (s11, ep6)

A young wounded Indian hunts down the fur trader who killed his father and attacked his sister.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Honor Of Cochise (s3, ep3)

The Cartwrights and a calvary captain find themselves surrounded by Cochise and out of water. When Adam is injured, Ben decides he must try to barter with the Indians to save all their lives.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Case Of Identity (s2, ep17)

Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Emily Rossiter Story (s1, ep7)

When her husband gets killed on the way to California, Emily Rossiter quickly re-marries in order to provide stability for her daughter. Unbeknownst to Emily, her new husband is a ruthless outlaw.

5:00pm

Emergency!

It's How You Play The Game (s4, ep19)

John agrees that the losing baseball team at the fireman's picnic will pay for the picnic. Chet becomes Station 51's only hope when their pitcher breaks his arm. A drunk driver becomes violent after crashing his car; another man is trapped in a car with a tiger. A man with a back problem must be extricated from his waterbed.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bombed (s3, ep15)

The camp is under fire and is swamped with wounded. They are being attacked by their own artillery in a frightening "friendly fire" incident. After Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the supply tent together, Frank's jealousy of Trapper drives him to propose to Margaret.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bulletin Board (s3, ep16)

Camp activities include Henry's nervous delivery of a sex lecture, with Hawkeye and Trapper heckling, a Shirley Temple movie and a cookout.

Alan Alda's father, Robert Alda, guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Consultant (s3, ep17)

Dr. Borelli visits the 4077th to demonstrate his artery transplant technique. Unfortunately, being so close to the front at the 4077th causes Borelli's drinking problem to interfere at the worst time—when a patient needs the transplant.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

House Arrest (s3, ep18)

Hawkeye hits Major Burns and Houlihan is a witness. Despite Hawkeye and Trapper's claims that it wasn't intentional, Frank makes allegations against Hawkeye, and he is put in house arrest facing court martial. A female colonel is sent to inspect the nurses. When she cries "Rape!" when Burns visits her tent, Houlihan recants her story, and Burns, not Hawkeye, ends up under house arrest.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Slave (s8, ep12)

Debra and Ray mistakenly leave Michael and Geoffrey home alone.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Whose Side Are You On? (s8, ep13)

Ray is disgusted that his own children think he's a "doof."

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Don't Forget To Write (s2, ep13)

Klink fails a physical and gets combat duty at the Russian front.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink's Rocket (s2, ep14)

Hogan plans to detour the German bombers that normally attack London to a nearby Allied airbase.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Ken Berry And Carl Reiner

In Disaster '75, Carol and the gang parody "Airport '75", complete with rowdy passengers, romantic triangles, and a surprise landing.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Prodigal Parent (s1, ep36)

When Philip Larkin, the owner of an import-export company, is murdered, his step-father, Joseph Harrison, is charged.

Peter Falk guest stars!

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Mirror (s3, ep6)

A Central American dictator believes a mirror reveals visions of his assassins.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Water's Edge (s3, ep)

An ex-convict is determined to find burglary loot stashed by his previous cellmate.

2:05am

Mannix

A Pittance Of Faith (s2, ep16)

Model Gina Lardelli commits suicide. Or does she? About 20 of her friends feel strongly enough to pay Mannix to prove otherwise.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder By The Numbers (s3, ep13)

After a model ends up dead, the man last seen with her hires Cannon. He insists the girl was alive when he left her, so Cannon starts to dig - and turns up quite a collection of motives.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Hostage (s4, ep17)

A crazy man abducts Betty.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bullet (s1, ep17)

A dead man has been found in a locked room, along with a gun that could not have been the murder weapon.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Grenade (s2, ep1)

A surly teenager throws acid on the back of another student and later crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 124 -- Airport (s2, ep18)

Malloy and Reed are rendered powerless when a drunken man with no flight experience decides to take a solo flight in a stolen airplane at a busy airport. Later, they try to locate a 17-year-old runaway living in a condemned home with a much older man, engage in a shootout with a convenience store robber and search for a booby-trapped bank safe that has been stolen with a tow truck.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 94 -- Vengeance (s2, ep19)

Malloy fears that a boxer who has just been paroled after serving a murder sentence is going to seek revenge against him. Out on patrol, they try to save a man who has been crushed while working under a stolen car, apprehend a liquor store robber who swears revenge against reed, change a flat tire on their patrol car, locate a four-year-old child who locked himself in a refrigerator and become the targets of an ambush.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Toon In With Moi

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Electric Trains (s5, ep17)

June runs across Beaver's old electric trains while cleaning and because he hasn't played with them in years, finds someone who will take them, with Beaver's consent. However, Beaver quickly re-discovers the fun of playing with the trains and wants to withdraw from the arrangement, even though the new owners-to-be are expecting them.

Beaver gets spooked by a mysterious car outside his house!

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Long Night (s5, ep18)

Beaver has Gilbert over to spend the night but after they watch a gangster movie things get out of hand. A suspicious car has just pulled up to the front of the house with two strange characters sitting inside, and they just happen to be Lumpy and Bill, dressed for a masquerade party. Not knowing this, Beaver calls the police and Lumpy and Bill are arrested.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Traveling Treasure (s5, ep8)

His fishing trip ruined, Mason is on the case when a deep-sea fisherman aboard a rented boat is found dead.

10:00am

Matlock

Dead Air (s9, ep)

When a radio personality is accused of killing his partner, Matlock suspects the girlfriend of the deceased. The only problem is that she enjoys an airtight alibi on account of her dead boyfriend's neighbor.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Six Kilos (s1, ep24)

As Chin Ho and Dan Williams are tracking a safecracker, Danno is forced to shoot him when the suspect draws his weapon. McGarrett takes on the identity of the safecracker, Harry Brown, in order to infiltrate a sophisticated gang of international thieves.

12:00pm

The Waltons

Easter Story. An (s1, ep25)

When Olivia is stricken with polio, John-Boy refuses to accept the doctor's prognosis that she may never walk again.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Bounty Hunter (s11, ep7)

A bounty hunter comes out of retirement to find the man who murdered a rich rancher's son.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Lonely House (s3, ep4)

A wounded bank robber holes up in a widow's house, keeping an eye on both her and Little Joe.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Hero (s2, ep19)

After a young stablehand kills a notorious gunslinger, he is baffled by the hostility of the townspeople.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Horse Traders (s2, ep20)

When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The John Darro Story (s1, ep8)

A couple on the train try to keep the husband's past from their son, but a tramp threatens to expose the secret.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Mouse (s4, ep20)

An elderly man is trapped in his burning house. Chet becomes obsessed with ridding the station of an uninvited guest. Paramedics and doctors treat a man who suffers repeated cardiac arrests. Dixie comforts the husband of an elderly patient. Roy and John help break up a fight. Several crises occur at an apartment house hit by a jet fighter.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Aid Station (s3, ep19)

Hawkeye, Houlihan and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Love And Marriage (s3, ep20)

Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, while trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

General MacArthur pays a visit to the 4077th in this memorable episode.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Big Mac (s3, ep21)

The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Payday (s3, ep22)

On payday, Frank buys two sets of pearls, a cheap imitation one for Margaret and a real one for his wife. After some talk, Radar gets Hawkeye $3,000 in lost earnings, Hawkeye gives it to Mulcahy for the orphans, but then the army wants the money back. Trapper wins big at poker after using Hawkeye's watch as a stake, so Hawkeye takes his winnings and gives them to the army to avoid a stay in the honeymoon suite of The Stockade Hilton.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Lateness (s8, ep14)

Ray decides to teach Debra a lesson in lateness.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Party Dress (s8, ep15)

Ray takes Ally dress shopping.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Information Please (s2, ep15)

After detecting an information leak in the area of Stalag 13, the Germans replace Klink with a more efficient officer, who Hogan sets up to take the fall.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Art For Hogan's Sake (s2, ep16)

Hogan tries to keep a French painting from ending up in Goering's art collection.

Vincent Price and Joan Rivers join Carol for a fun-filled episode!

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Joan Rivers And Vincent Price

In Alice Portnoy, Carol plays a Fireside girl scout who blackmails a best-selling author. Then, in The Ham Actor, the understudies rebel against the players in order to perform. Finally, in The Walnuts, Carol and the gang parody the hit TV show "The Waltons".

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Black-eyed Blonde (s1, ep37)

A visit from an attractive blonde sporting a black eye segues into a case concerning a wealthy man's long-lost grandson and murder.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Grave (s3, ep7)

Before he died, notorious gunslinger Pinto Sykes put a curse on hired gun Conny Miller. When Miller returns to town, he is challenged to visit Sykes' grave.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Life Work Of Juan Diaz (s3, ep)

A dying Mexican frenetically looks for a way to provide for his poor family after his death.

2:05am

Mannix

Only Giants Can Play (s2, ep9)

A petty crook dies strangely. It's not so much the man as the motive that tickles Mannix in his head. Or is it the fact that it might be related to the political aspirations of someone he doesn't like very much?

3:05am

Cannon

Valley Of The Damned (s3, ep14)

When a counterfeiting suspect escapes custody, rumors fly that Jim Farragut, the cop in charge of him, succumbed to either greed or cowardice. Jim's an old friend, so Cannon agrees to find a witness Jim claims can prove that he neither took a bribe nor experienced a failure of courage.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Silent Vendetta (s4, ep18)

A former gangster goes into hiding to finish an indictment he'd been writing about the mob.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Shooting Board (s2, ep2)

Friday lands in hot water after a thief he attempted to apprehend, and in the process shot at, turns up dead and SID can't find evidence that the man fired at Friday.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Badge Racket (s2, ep3)

Three con artists have been swindling businessmen from out of town by posing as a prostitute and two policemen. The detectives set a trap as Gannon pretends to be a manufacturer from Lincoln, Nebraska.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 104 -- The Bomb (s2, ep20)

Malloy and Reed search for a suspect who frames an employee of a manufacturing plant for theft and then plants a powerful bomb on the premises. They also apprehend two criminals after questioning a suspicious man who is carrying heavy bags down the street, and protect an innocent motorist from a street race that still ends in tragedy.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 74 -- Light Duty (s2, ep21)

Malloy and Reed spend a night shift on desk duty after Malloy breaks his wrist and another office worker calls in sick. With the assistance of a new female recruit, they deal with a homesick elderly woman who refuses to identify herself, help a lenient father bail out his son and become suspicious of a man who walks in looking for a wanted fugitive.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Coldest Winter Ever

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Jacket (s5, ep19)

Richard has just gotten, as Beaver describes it, a "keen" new jacket and this prompts Beaver to ask his parents for one exactly like it. June and Ward are hesitant after learning the price but decide to give in. However, when Richard loses his jacket, he coerces Beaver into a plot to trick his parents.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Nobody Loves Me (s5, ep20)

Beaver becomes convinced that he's ugly and unwanted after constantly being reminded how cute he used to be and from being yelled at by his parents for how messy he is currently.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Posthumous Painter (s5, ep9)

Artist Jack Culross fakes his own suicide and sees the sales of his paintings go through the roof. His only oversight was forgetting to inform his wife of the scheme.

10:00am

Matlock

The Getaway (s9, ep)

An ex-convict is arrested for robbing the same bank he robbed years earlier. Matlock knows he didn't do it and has a star witness, who won't talk unless Matlock gets his father out of prison.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Big Kahuna (s1, ep25)

Sam Kalakua, a distant uncle of Kono, is being frightened into an early grave by a fake apparition of the Hawaiian goddess of volcanoes and fire, Pele. His nephew and niece want to drive him insane so that they can sell his property to a real-estate mogul.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Journey (s2, ep1)

An elderly neighbor reinforces John-Boy's feelings that despite hard times he is lucky to be surrounded by a loving family

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Reward (s11, ep8)

A convicted gold-mine swindler gets out of prison to resume mining—with money he's accused of stealing.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Smiler (s3, ep1)

The brother of a man Hoss killed in self-defense says he understands but secretly plans revenge.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Spoiler (s2, ep21)

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer. The plan backfires when the son shows up at their home.

Don Grady guest stars!

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Heller (s2, ep22)

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Charles Avery Story (s1, ep9)

Flint suspects that an Army officer has an ulterior motive while accompanying him to deliver a peace treaty to a once hostile Native American chief.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Back-up (s4, ep21)

A young OD victim is brought into the ER. A man fakes back pain to get a free ride to the hospital. John gets peeved at all the frivolous calls the squad goes on while real emergency victims need help. A man is shocked after kicking in his TV screen. The ambulance carrying the paramedics and a heart attack victim is involved in a traffic accident.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

White Gold (s3, ep23)

Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

This memorable episode features the final appearances of Col. Blake and Trapper.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Abyssinia, Henry (s3, ep24)

Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrageous tropical outfit.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Welcome To Korea (part 1)

"Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ is introduced to the Korean War. "

Mike Farrell joins the cast as B.J. Hunnicutt.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Welcome To Korea (s4, ep1)

Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Security (s8, ep16)

Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ingrate, The (s8, ep17)

Ray feels guilty when he doesn't mention Debra in his speech.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The General Swap (s2, ep17)

Hogan captures a German general to trade for an American general who dislikes Hogan.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Great Brinksmeyer Robbery (s2, ep18)

Hogan robs a bank to help pay for a map to German rocket installations.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In Beniha-Ha, a bus boy takes center stage as a chef. Then, in The Witness, Carol and Harvey can't agree to the facts surrounding a car accident they witnessed. Finally, in The Other Secretary, Carol finds out her boss has been "cheating" on her by using another secretary.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Terrified Typist (s1, ep38)

While a woman is searching the office of the South African Diamond Company, George Baxter enters to meet Walter Lumis and Duane Jefferson. He notices things in disarray and tries to question the woman, but she makes her escape and seeks out Mason.

Bill Mumy terrorizes a small town in this memorable episode.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

It's A Good Life (s3, ep8)

The residents of a small town are terrorized by a young boy who has the ability to read minds and make anything he wishes a reality.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

See The Monkey Dance (s3, ep)

A youthful London man heading for a weekend with his married mistress encounters a gentleman with oddly similar plans.

2:05am

Mannix

Shadow Of A Man (aka Kill Joy) (s2, ep17)

Nils Sanderson tries to kill Mannix, but won't explain why.

3:05am

Cannon

A Well Remembered Terror

"Mobsters kidnap Judge Hayes's daughter, on the orders of their boss who is on trial in Hayes's courtroom. Cannon must find and rescue her before the judge is forced to preside over a miscarriage of justice."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Shadow Of Guilt (s4, ep19)

Barnaby looks for a member of Chicano street-gang who is the only witness to a millionaire's death.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Windfall (s3, ep26)

On an excursion to Pixley (ostensibly to look for a job), Uncle Joe stumbles on a fortune in buried money.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Second Honeymoon (s3, ep27)

Uncle Joe's constant photography and meddling threatens the 10-year marriage of a couple who have returned to the Shady Rest for a second honeymoon.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Another Neighbor (s2, ep26)

Countess Maria comes to Beverly Hills, making Mrs. Drysdale very excited. But she wants to keep the countess away from the hillbillies. However, it's spring tonic time, and Granny passes it around the neighborhood, including at Countess Maria's house. She falls in love with the brew and visits the Clampetts. They become friends instantly. She starts falling for Jed, and has plans to marry her 6th husband, hoping it is an American.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Bank Raising (s2, ep27)

Jed gets invited to the opening of Drysdale’s new Commerce Bank building. Granny thinks that he will actually be building the bank. Jed attends the party and meets two of Drysdale friends, who think he is a market wizard. When Jed is told he is helping to build the bank, he heads home to get tools and pick up Elly and Granny to help out. When they get there, they cause a bit of a disturbance and misunderstand what is going on.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Shuteye Popeye, More Pep, Never Sock A Baby, Nearlyweds

"Popeye's snoring is keeping his resident mouse awake., Max draws Betty and Pudgy out of the inkwell., After Popeye punishes Swee'pea, the little guy runs away., Popeye and Bluto both plan to marry Olive Oyl."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Neapolitan Mouse, The Field Mouse, Duck Doctor

"Tom and Jerry are touring through Naples and they encounter an Italian mouse., A lazy field mouse proves his worth to his grandfather by rescuing him from a thresher., Hunting in the woods, Tom wounds a duckling, little Quacker, who is doctored by Jerry."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

A Gooney Is Born, Andy Panda's Victory Garden, The Hams That Couldn't Be Cured, Careless Caretaker, Dog Tax Dodgers, Tricky Trout, Janie Get Your Gun

"Captain Sure Shot shoots at the gooney birds threatening to damage his planes. A mother gooney bird leaves her egg for protection in Chilly's igloo., Andy Panda and his dog Balmer plant a victory garden, while a pesky rooster eats their plants. Andy wants to plant a new garden, but another pest named Charlie the Chicken spoils the garden., A wolf is about to be hanged for taking the lives of the three little pigs, but it turns out it was the pigs who wrecked his home playing jive music., Smedley is a caretaker of the trees in a park, and gets angry when Woody starts pecking at the eldest tree. Woody tries to convince Smedley that he tree is sick., Wally Walrus tries to force Andy to pay a $3 tax for his dog., Chilly tries to steal trout from a trout hatchery run by Wally Walrus., An outlaw pastes Woody's face over his on his wanted poster. Calamity Jane goes after Woody, but then falls in love with the real outlaw when she sees what he really looks like."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Wackiki Wabbit, Fish Tales, The Hep Cat, Hare-trimmed, Moby Duck, Lickety-splat, Rabbitson Crusoe

"Two castaways are starving on a raft. They come upon an island inhabited by Bugs Bunny, who looks like a tasty meal. , While fishing out in the open sea, Porky bites into a donut which turns out to be bait from a huge fish. The huge fish grabs Porky and takes him home to eat. , A dog tries to lure a cat in with a sexy-cat puppet. The cat, struck with love, breaks out in a variety of songs. , Yosemite Sam hears that Granny has inherited fifty million dollars. Good guy Bugs tries to save Granny from Sam's clutches. , Speedy and Daffy are shipwrecked on a desert island with only one can of food between them. , The Coyote tries to catch the Road Runner but never gets a chance because all his pranks to catch the Road Runner end up hurting him. , Bugs travels to an island where he’s hunted by Sam Crusoe. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Inferno (s1, ep1)

Jim is set up as a renegade as a cover for him and Artie to sneak into Texas and track down General Juan Manolo, who is trying to take over the region.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Mary Halstead Story (s1, ep10)

Mary Halstead joins the wagon train to search for the son she deserted years before. Could a wounded young man picked up by the train be him?

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Ambush (s3, ep2)

Victoria and a reluctant Simon Carter are the only protection three Yaqui indian women have from a group of bounty-seeking scalp hunters.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Malachi (s11, ep9)

Town drunk Malachi Harper poses as marshal just to impress his brother.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Countess (s3, ep9)

Unsettling events that could spell financial ruin for the Ponderosa mysteriously coincide with the arrival of a wealthy countess who seems determined to win the love of Ben Cartwright, the man she spurned 20 years before in New Orleans.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Grasshopper (s2, ep23)

A condemned killer being transported by train murders a marshal and takes Mark hostage.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Time For Singing (s2, ep24)

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

4:00pm

Rawhide

The Last Order (s7, ep25)

Rowdy's ex-commanding officer, Jeff McKeever, is part of a band of Confederates not willing to admit the war has ended. They have stolen $50,000, but during the holdup Wish shot one of the men, Decker. Decker stumbles into Favor's camp with the strongbox and dies. McKeever, posing as a deputy sheriff, comes for the money.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Duel At Florence (s2, ep5)

Paladin receives a letter with a bank draft for $82.17 from Ernie Teller asking for help with a matrimonial problem.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Pay-off At Pinto (s2, ep32)

Having been robbed, the Bank of Pinto hires Josh to go to Santa Fe to replenish the funds.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Disorder In The Court, Grips, Blunder Boys, Back From The Front, Scotched In Scotland, Space Ship Sappy, Grunts And Groans

"The Stooges are witnesses at a trial where their friend, a dancer at a nightclub where they are musicians, is accused of murder. , The Stooges become trainers of "Bustoff", a champion wrestler. The big boss has a lot of money bet on Bustoff and orders the boys to take good care of him. Instead they accidentally knock him out and Curly must disguises himself as Bustoff and wrestle in his place. The match doesn't go very well until Curly smells "Wild Hyacinth" perfume on a lady fan at ringside. This drives him crazy and he knocks out his opponent and half the people in the stadium. , A parody of the television series Dragnet. , Moe, Larry and Curly become sailors and go to sea. And the Three Stooges as sailors are really something to see - and laugh about. When their ship is sunk by a nazi cruiser the boys are taken aboard by the enemy and in their own wild and zany way they end up - after some pretty funny and weird happenings, in capturing the entire ship. , Would be detectives, the Stooges get a job guarding a Scotch castle while the owner is away. The servants are crooks intent on robbing the castle of its valuables. Though they do their best to frighten the boys off, the Stooges prevail and expose the crooked goings-on. , An eccentric scientist tricks the stooges into joining himself and his daughter on an expedition to Venus."

8:00pm

Svengoolie

War Of The Colossal Beast

"A mysterious series of food truck robberies makes government officials doubt that the 60-foot tall Colossal Man is dead. He is discovered in a desolate mountain range in Mexico, insane and horribly disfigured. The military drugs him and transports him back to America where he promptly escapes and wreaks havoc on a city."

10:30pm

Batman

The Joker's Provokers (s2, ep22)

Batman saves Robin from a wax machine and confronts the Joker and his new time machine.

The crew meets a new kind of creature, the Horta!

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Devil In The Dark (s1, ep25)

Kirk investigates a series of grisly murders on a mining planet that are the work of a seemingly hostile alien creature.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Big Forget (s6, ep7)

Lois and Jimmy try to use an anti-memory vapor to go after a criminal. The crook captures them and gets the vapor to use for holdups. Clark reveals his identity to save his friends.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Gentle Monster (s6, ep8)

A kind professor's robot is stolen by racketeers, who use it to their advantage. The robot's power unit uses Kryptonite.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Space Circus (s2, ep5)

The Robinsons go through a food crisis when their plant purifier breaks down. Will and Dr. Smith discover a traveling show of circus people, and Will is later tricked in to agreeing to join.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Shadowman (s3, ep21)

The Seaview is ensnared by a hostile enemy mass from a foreign galaxy.

Series premiere!

3:00am

Land of the Giants

The Crash (s1, ep1)

The Spindrift is drawn through a space warp and crashes on a planet where everything is twelve times larger than Earth. They must quickly learn to deal with a hostile environment while becoming the target of giant scientists who want to capture and study them.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Day The Sky Fell In (s1, ep4)

At Pearl Harbor on December 6, 1941, Tony and Doug find Tony's father, reported missing after the attack.

5:00am

The Invaders

Nightmare (s1, ep7)

A reclusive town has David wondering what secrets are hidden there.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Littlest Greenhorn

"A new creature's in the forest,scaring the animals. Mad Jack's seen it and tells Adams it's a giant gorilla. Skeptical,Adams decides to investigate this tall tale and finds more and less than expected."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Vanishing With The Wilderness

"What happens to the creatures living in the wilderness when their natural habitat is destroyed? Some die out…others move to a new home, and some like the coyote and opossum have journeyed far beyond their original range. Others move in, attracted by food or by the elimination of their natural enemies. Camped in a wilderness area on the fringe of civilization, Marlin Perkins explores the why and hows of this cross-migration."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of Quaking Earth

"In the southeastern coastal plain of the United States in Georgia, there exists one of the world’s truly unique jingle swamps named by the Indians OKEEFENOKEE (land of floating islands). Here in this intricate maze of river-ways with its ferns, grasses and cane growths, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore a fairytale jungle that is one of the last strongholds of the alligator. The jungle suddenly becomes marshland, also called wet prairies, with water 1 to 4 feet deep. Here in profusion fly hundreds of American egrets, the swamp fisherman. Jim uses the Indian soap plant to wash his hands, and Marlin tries to balance on one of the floating hammocks or floating islands of “quaking earth.” We witness the lassoing, from a boat, of a bear that has moved in too close to civilization. After being caged, he is moved into the interior on an island that can support him, and we follow his encounters with an alligator, a skunk, and an alligator snapping turtle."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Trailing The Midnight Sun

"Winter is night, summer is day, and you need your wits to survive in the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle. In this story you go by walrus skin boat, dogsled, airplane and helicopter. You hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale. You round up a large herd of reindeer and tag them for conservation officials. And you watch Jim Fowler discover a far-north version of a popular rodeo event: bulldogging moose from a helicopter."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Cattail Country

"Marlin visits the Grand Teton Mountains in the U.S. and the wilderness north of Canada to show us the territorial fight, the rescue of a baby moose and to see the sandhill cranes."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part I

"In the Kalahari region of southern Africa, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler study the life and habits of the graceful and cunning leopard by establishing a camp near a hidden leopard den."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Spotted Ghost Of The Desert Part Ii

"Marlin and Jim continue their investigation into the home life of the leopard."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Juliet Is The Sun (s3, ep7)

Marcia gets cast as Juliet in the school play, but she's not sure she can tackle the role. She gets encouragement from her family, but it isn't too long before she becomes a little too overconfident.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

And Now, A Word From Our Sponsor (s3, ep8)

A commercial producer discovers the Brady family while they are grocery shopping and asks them to be in a laundry soap commercial. The dilemma facing the Bradys is whether to do the commercial because they don't use the product.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Great Crawdad Hunt (s2, ep28)

There is excitement going on at the hillbilly’s mansion when a package from home arrives. They get everything they can’t get in Beverly Hills, including crawdads. Meanwhile, at the bank, Lucas and Pendleton are trying to find out what crawdad is. They overhear Jane on the phone with Jed saying that he will share his stock of crawdad with Drysdale. The Clampetts are trying to figure out how many crawdads they have and learn of how the government put three men on the task of finding moon(shine).

Mrs. Howell herself, Natalie Schafer, guest stars!

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Dress Shop (s2, ep29)

Mr. Drysdale buys the Clampetts a dress store using their money, and the clan decides to check it out. When they arrive at The House of Renee, they are mistaken for poor and Renee tries to help them. She thinks they need jobs. However, the Clampetts think Renee and her models are poor and starving. Renee gives the Clampetts money for food, and they think it is for them to buy food for Renee.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Plays Cupid (s1, ep15)

Miss Lewis, the Ricardo's elderly neighbor, requests Lucy's assistance in getting the attention of Mr. Ritter, the elderly grocery man whom she is sweet on. Lucy readily agrees to give Mr. Ritter a dinner invitation for Miss Lewis. The first complication arises when Lucy shares the news with Ricky, who spanks Lucy for interfering and makes her promise to give the note back to Miss Lewis. But, when Lucy proceeds to give Mr. Ritter the note anyway, he misunderstands and thinks the invitation is from Lucy herself.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Fear (s5, ep21)

Wally is rounding up some guys to go to an amusement park and he's one short from getting a discount so he settles on Beaver. However, Beaver begins having second thoughts when he hears stories about one of the roller coasters.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Three Boys And A Burro (s5, ep22)

Beaver, Gilbert and Richard find a burro for sale in Mayfield and they each decide to go in $10 for it. After getting their parent's permission, Richard and Gilbert fight over who gets to keep the burro, which they name Pepe. However, once they get a load of just how destructive a burro can be, they dump the problem of room and board on Beaver.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Target: Angels (s1, ep5)

In separate incidents, an unknown assassin tries to kill Angels Jill, Kelly and Sabrina. The pressure intensifies forcing the girls to take to the only sure safety they know: the compound where Charlie lives.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

You Made Me Kill You

"A Hart Industries employee's infatuation with Jonathan endangers Jennifer's life."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Treasure Hunt / Beauty Contest

"When greed becomes the issue in "Treasure Hunt," Stu decides friendship and the love for his wife is worth more than all the jewels in the world on Fantasy Island. Sheltered Sally Quinn loses the "Beauty Pageant," but wins her father's respect and love on Fantasy Island."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Isaac Gets Physical (s5, ep11)

The company doctor eyes Isaac; a mother and daughter want the same man; a man tries to pawn off his boring fiancee.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Meet Scott Hamilton

"Scott Hamilton is a four-time world champion figure skater, best known for winning the 1984 Olympic gold medal during the Winter Games in Sarajevo. He’s also a world-class memorabilia collector. But while he does keep a few items from his notable figure skating career, including the costume he wore in the 1984 Olympics, his collection isn’t dominated by items from his career. Instead, Scott primarily collects vintage pinball machines and guitars autographed by rock and roll’s most famous personalities, including the Eagles and Bruce Springsteen. Most of these items were purchased to benefit a variety of charities, including his own Scott Hamilton CARES Foundation. Scott is joined by his wife, Tracie, who shares his dedication to charitable organizations and love for music. And Lisa has brought back certified appraiser Judy Martin, who has something quite unique from the music world to offer as a trade item."

Harry Morgan joins the cast as Col. Sherman Potter.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Change Of Command (s4, ep2)

Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

It Happened One Night (s4, ep3)

It happened one night: freezing cold, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

8:00pm

All in the Family

The Stivics Go West (s8, ep24)

The Bunker house is the scene of many tearful good-byes when Mike and Gloria finally leave for California.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Little Miss Bunker (s9, ep1)

Edith's cousin Floyd abandons his nine-year-old daughter, Stephanie, on the Bunkers' doorstep.

9:00pm

All in the Family

End In Sight (s9, ep2)

Archie spends a night wallowing in self-pity when an insurance physical reveals an ominous spot on his liver.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Reunion On Hauser Street (s9, ep3)

The Bunkers attempt to reunite Blanche and Barney Hefner after her latest fling with an exterminator fizzles

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Crazy Chin (s8, ep18)

Amy's parents point out a strange habit of Robert's.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Nice Talk, The (s8, ep19)

The MacDougalls and Barones attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

My Husband Is Not A Drunk (s2, ep6)

Rob is accidently hypnotized and acts drunk every time a bell rings.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

What's In A Middle Name? (s2, ep7)

Rob and Laura tell Richie how he got the middle name "Rosebud".

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Worry Wart (s4, ep28)

The IRS invites Ralph to clear something up on his tax return and that drives Ralph nuts (though he discovers he just forgot to sign his name).

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Deaths-head Revisited (s3, ep9)

A former Nazi SS captain returns to the ruins of Dachau and begins reminiscing on the power he enjoyed there, until he finds himself on trial by those who died at his hands.

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Lonely Place (s3, ep)

Dread stalks a ranch occupied by a farmer, his wife and a strange hired hand.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Image (s6, ep17)

Emil Gadsen has controlled the Syndicate's vice operation in the Northeast U.S. Now he plans to flee the country to avoid an indictment, leading his underling, Thor Coffin, in charge. Gadsen has a list of officials he pays off that he'll be taking with him.

3:00am

The Fugitive

This'll Kill You (s3, ep18)

Kimble finds work at a Laundromat owned by Charlie Paris, a former stand-up comic and mob bookie who hopes to go straight. But Kimble doesn't know that that the underworld has put a hit contract on Charlie for testifying against some of their business "as

4:00am

Harry O

Accounts Balanced

"Harry Orwell probes the mystery of an accountant leading a double life--as a paid killer."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Bank Jobs (s2, ep4)

A nervy bank robber uses innocent women to help commit his crimes. Friday and Gannon are nearly sidetracked when one of the victims lies about her involvement and later proves to have a criminal record of her own.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Neighbor (s2, ep5)

Bill invites Joe to dinner and a football game at his home in Eagle Rock. The only problem: Gannon's neighbors keep interrupting the visit with petty and then not-so-petty problems.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 114 -- The Hero (s2, ep22)

Malloy and Reed witness a young hispanic man save a trapped watchman from a burning warehouse, but become suspicious when he resists numerous attempts of private and public commendation. They also try to prevent a drunken man from falling out a window, and resuscitate a man with a heart condition.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 134 -- Child Stealer (s2, ep23)

Reed has to deal with the consequences of forgetting to roll up the window on the patrol car before he left it. Back on patrol, Malloy and Reed search for an estranged husband who kidnaps his own child, deal with an elderly man who tries to pay for a meal with trading stamps, engage in a shootout with an escaped prisoner caught napping on a city bus and pull over a hijacked delivery van full of booze.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Black History - Harlem Rennaissance

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Eddie Quits School (s5, ep23)

Eddie pompously announces that he's dropping out of school to get a high paying job at a gas station. However, all is not as it seems when Wally and Lumpy get a glance at Eddie's new free spending life.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally Stays At Lumpy's (s5, ep24)

A communication gap ensues when Wally wants to spend the night at Lumpy's and Beaver wants to have Gilbert spend the night. Beaver asks June and she tells him he can sometime when Wally spends the night somewhere and Wally asks Ward, who tells him he can sometime when Beaver has someone spend the night.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Injured Innocent (s5, ep10)

After a test driver deliberately crashes a race car equipped with an experimental engine, claims the collision paralyzed him and then ends up murdered, Mason defends the investor behind the engine's creation.

10:00am

Matlock

The Verdict (s9, ep)

Katie Clark is a hot new prosecutor in town and her first case involves the murder of one of her former lovers. Despite his reservations about Clark working the case, Matlock is impressed with her desire to not allow personal feelings affect her judgment.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Thousand Pardons -- You're Dead! (s2, ep1)

An army sergeant and a municipal worker run a scam in which they use local bar women to claim G.I. widow benefits. Sgt. Simms then kills the women, motivated by both the cash and his desire to avenge his brother killed in Vietnam.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Odyssey (s2, ep2)

John-Boy seeks some solitude to write his stories, but finds a life-altering situation

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Pretender (s11, ep10)

The Dano brothers return home from prison to a dying mother and a bitter father.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Friendship (s3, ep8)

Joe befriends and takes responsibility for an ex-convict named Danny. Danny loves horses and is not used to people's ways on the outside of jail. Will his rough jailhouse upbringing mar any hopes of friendship?

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Deserter (s2, ep25)

Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.

Johnny Crawford's favorite episode of the series.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Vision (s2, ep26)

After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Zeke Thomas Story (s1, ep11)

Zeke Thomas and his second wife are headed West with the train when he's confronted with a huge problem. During a stopover, Zeke sees his first wife—who he thought had died.

5:00pm

Emergency!

905-wild (s4, ep22)

Johnny and Roy answer a pre-dawn call at a small grocery store for a man down, bleeding. Searching the back of the store, Johnny is confronted with a Bengal tiger. A big brush fire threatens a suburban canyon area with lots of domesticated animals and things get dicey all around for the fire department and the Animal Control guys. Rampart becomes a veterinary surgical center for a while.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Late Captain Pierce (s4, ep4)

When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hey, Doc (s4, ep5)

Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Bus (s4, ep6)

Driving back from a medical conference, Radar, Hawkeye, B.J., Sherman and Frank find themselves lost. When they decide to turn around, the bus does not want to start. And when Radar goes off in the middle of the night for the latrine, he does not immediately return.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Mildred (s4, ep7)

It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Blabbermouths (s8, ep20)

Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Model, The (s8, ep21)

Robert is convinced to pose for head shots.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Praise The Fuhrer And Pass The Ammunition (s2, ep19)

Hogan and his men create chaos during staged war games that a ruthless Nazi colonel has scheduled near Stalag 13, replacing the exercise's fake explosives with live ammunition.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan And The Lady Doctor (s2, ep20)

Hogan resents having a lady scientist in charge of a mission to destroy a lab.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest William Conrad

In Twitches, Carol develops a twitch as Harvey describes an old flame. Then, in The Family, Eunice double dates with Mama.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Rolling Bones (s1, ep39)

When Daniel Reed finds himself being blackmailed by an old business partner from his time in Alaska, Mason must first save him from the insane asylum and then the gas chamber.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Midnight Sun (s3, ep10)

The Earth's orbit has been changed, drawing ever closer to the sun and promising imminent destruction.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Mcgregor Affair (s3, ep)

Dopey McGregor makes his living carrying boxes to a medical college, unaware that they contain the remains of murder victims.

2:05am

Mannix

The Girl Who Came In With The Tide (s2, ep18)

Mannix crosses paths with another old enemy. This time it's Alec Ryan, whose girlfriend washed up on the beach drowned. The police call it an accident, but Mannix has doubts.

3:05am

Cannon

Arena Of Fear (s3, ep16)

Socialite Doris Hawthorne's fiance disappears. Only then does she learn he was actually married to a Swiss woman, and also a blackmailing extortionist with a long list of enemies, many of whom want his files.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Reunion (s4, ep20)

Due to circumstantial evidence, Betty's old flame is a prime suspect in a restaurant tycoon's death.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Frustration (s2, ep6)

Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Senior Citizen (s2, ep7)

A series of daring daylight house burglaries are taking place perpetrated by an octogenarian who uses the wedding and obituary notices in the paper to select his victims.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 144 -- Bank Robbery (s2, ep24)

Malloy and Reed are in for a rude awakening when they report to the home of a former professional wrestler on a domestic abuse call. Later, they become suspicious of an apartment burglary victim after they find one of the suspects dead, deal with a man who discovers car parts that were stolen from him installed on another car and become involved in a shootout responding to a bank robbery.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 44 -- Attempted Bribery (s2, ep25)

A wealthy businessman openly offers malloy and reed security jobs at three times their current salaries if reed agrees to withhold damaging testimony against his troubled son. In the meantime, they have to deal with an elderly man who has strangled his ch

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Novelty Bill

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Laundry (s5, ep25)

Beaver agrees to help Richard cart his family's clothes down to the laundromat; however, half way there they discover that Richard has lost the three dollars his mother gave him. This leads him to ask Beaver if he could use the Cleaver washer. They soon find themselves in another jam when the washing machine overflows after Beaver put in too much soap and starch.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Lumpy's Car Trouble (s5, ep26)

Ward allows his car to be driven by Lumpy, who must get Eddie, Wally and Beaver to a sporting event in a neighboring town. However, on the way back, Lumpy disobeys Ward's orders and takes a shortcut home.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Left-handed Liar (s5, ep11)

Health club instructor Ward Nichols wants to marry the daughter of his employer, but his estranged wife is pressuring him for money and claiming to be pregnant.

10:00am

Matlock

Deadly Dose (s9, ep)

After getting fired from her nursing job, Jerri's sister is accused of murder when the doctor she worked for winds up dead.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Forty Feet High And It Kills! (s2, ep3)

A tsunami warning is called and a geneticist is evacuated from a conference. He is then kidnapped under the orders of Wo Fat, but he uses his diabetic medical condition as a ploy to stop Wo Fat from carrying out the plan to return him to China.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Separation (s2, ep3)

A misunderstanding and plain stubborn pride causes a rift between the Walton grandparents

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

South Wind (s11, ep11)

A boy goes into hiding after witnessing his father's murder.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Springtime (s3, ep2)

A friend of Ben's arrives at the Ponderosa right as the Cartwright boys are fighting in mud. Mr. Milbank, who is injured by a flying log during the fight, gives an assignment to each of the three boys. Can they fulfill the assignments, or has springtime gotten to them all?

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Lariat (s2, ep27)

An old friend of Lucas's returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Smoke Screen (s2, ep28)

Several men are vying for a rancher's daughter's affections. When she is found dead, one of them becomes the prime suspect in her murder.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Riley Gratton Story (s1, ep12)

Major Adams sets out to recover passengers' money that was taken by con man Riley Gratton.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Stewardess (s5, ep1)

John falls for a stewardess and shows his stuff when a passenger has a heart attack; later, he tries to date her. The firefighters respond to a motorcycle accident and a chemical fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Kids (s4, ep8)

The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler (s4, ep9)

Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman grapple over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ.

Ned Beatty guest stars!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Peggy (s4, ep10)

B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain and one of Frank's goof-ups.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Of Moose And Men (s4, ep11)

Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker; B.J. helps Zale, who's received a Dear John letter; and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Mentor, The (s8, ep22)

A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Golf For It (s8, ep23)

Robert and Ray decide not to help Marie with a home project.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Swing Shift (s2, ep21)

Newkirk gets drafted into the German army while working on Hogan's plan to sabotage a ammunition factory.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Heil Klink (s2, ep22)

Hogan is hiding a defecting German officer, and convinces Klink that the latter, who looks like Schultz, is really Hitler in disguise.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Rock Hudson

In When My Baby Laughs at Me, a vaudeville sketch, Rock leaves Carol behind in order to pursue fame in New York.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Corresponding Corpse (s2, ep1)

Mason receives a telephone call from George Beaumont, a man who supposedly died in a plane crash nearly three years earlier. In reality, Beaumont missed the plane and after hearing about the accident decided to disappear.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Still Valley (s3, ep11)

A Confederate soldier wanders into a town and finds a group of Union soldiers frozen in time. An old man with a black book implores the soldier to use the book's powers to win the Civil War.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Misadventure (s3, ep)

An outsider forms a wobbly coalition with an insatiable woman bent on murdering her rich husband.

2:05am

Mannix

Death In A Minor Key (s2, ep19)

Peggy asks her boss to find her missing boyfriend, Gabriel. Mannix must deal with unhelpful police, bigots and others who want Gabe to stay lost.

3:05am

Cannon

Photo Finish (s3, ep17)

Frank agrees to look into a murder, convinced the Indian suspect did not commit the crime. His investigation unearths dozens of missing Indians and a drug smuggling ring.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Dangerous Gambit (s4, ep21)

While investigation a fatal automobile accident, Barnaby uncovers a complex scheme to defraud a bank.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big High (s2, ep8)

An elderly businessman concerned about the welfare of his grandchild informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly. The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Ad (s2, ep9)

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder. Friday goes undercover as Deal.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 173 -- Shoplift (s2, ep26)

Malloy and Reed track down a young shoplifter who escapes custody and hides at the lair of an eccentric spiritualist whom she worships.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 174 -- Loan Sharks (s3, ep1)

While investigating the severe beating of a factory worker, Reed and Malloy uncover an extensive loansharking operation.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' Old Dominion

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver, The Baby-sitter

"When Wally has a previous engagement and is unable to babysit, Beaver fills in and quickly finds himself the object of a 10-year old's affection."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Younger Brother (s5, ep28)

Beaver decides to join the basketball team but finds himself trying to live up to Wally's performance. However, after not making the team, Beaver allows his family to believe that he did.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Brazen Bequest (s5, ep12)

Charles Cromwell, the president-elect of Euclid College, worries that some less than stellar moments from his past will be exposed when Maisie Freitag arrives at the college.

10:00am

Matlock

The Target (s9, ep)

When an assassination attempt on Matlock misses the mark but kills a judge, he, Cliff and Jerri look through old cases to determine who has it out for the famed attorney. Meanwhile, Matlock defends the man accused of the crime.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Just Lucky, I Guess (s2, ep4)

A middle-aged mainland hardware salesman uses a prostitute, and then witnesses her murder by a mobster.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Theft (s2, ep4)

The disappearance of some valuable silver pieces throws suspicion on one of the Waltons

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Hostage (s11, ep12)

Four convicts take Matt hostage on their way to Mexico.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Horse Breaker (s3, ep10)

While working at the Ponderosa, wrangler Johnny Lightly suffers an accident that costs him the use of both legs. Though Dr. Kay theorizes that the injuries may not last, Johnny has given up the will to live.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Shotgun Man (s2, ep29)

Shotgun man John Beaumont, who Lucas sent to prison, returns with vengeance on his mind.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Sins Of The Father (s2, ep30)

After shooting a man in self-defense, Andy Moon turns to Lucas for protection from his vengeful brothers.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clara Beauchamp Story (s1, ep13)

A cavalry colonel's wife tries to foment a war with Native Americans as part of a convoluted scheme to get her husband promoted and transferred back east.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Old Engine Cram (s5, ep2)

A fireman is injured in a practice drill. Roy and John think they have a buyer for the old fire engine. A man suffers a back injury while riding a motorcycle. A mother pressures Dr. Morton to give her son a prescription. A man having a heart attack walks into the station. DeSoto and Gage rescue a man who has fallen off a cliff on Catalina Island.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Soldier Of The Month (s4, ep12)

Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Gun (s4, ep13)

A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mail Call, Again (s4, ep14)

Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Price Of Tomato Juice (s4, ep15)

Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by—tomato juice.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Home, The (s9, ep1)

Frank and Marie have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Not So Fast (s9, ep2)

Robert's anxiety gets the best of him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Everyone Has A Brother-in-law (s2, ep23)

Hogan's plot to destroy an ammunition train is foiled by Burkhalter's brother-in-law.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Killer Klink (s2, ep24)

Hogan uses an incredibly original ruse to get Schultz a weeklong furlough in Heidelberg. While there, Schultz is to deliver needed radio parts to the underground.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Tim Conway And The Pointer Sisters

In Stella Toddler, Carol plays an accident-prone woman on a game show "Up Your Income". Then, in Nora Desmond, Carol plays a has-been actress who searches for a replacement for her butler.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lucky Loser (s2, ep2)

Mason has all kinds of trouble when a murder brings him into the tangled financial and personal affairs of the wealthy Balfour family.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Jungle (s3, ep12)

When a business man plans to build a dam in Africa, a witch doctor puts a curse on him.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Triumph (s3, ep)

When two missionaries arrive at a remote medical mission in the Indian jungle, jealousy leads to murder and a coverup.

2:05am

Mannix

End Game (s2, ep15)

A member of Mannix's old combat unit, brought up on charges and court-martialed, wants revenge on Mannix and the only other survivor.

3:05am

Cannon

Duel In The Desert (s3, ep18)

Years earlier, Mel Danvers organized a successful hijacking and walked away with a cool million. But there is a witness: a stewardess. Danvers engineers a campaign of terror to keep her mum, until Cannon puts a stop to it.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Wipeout (s4, ep22)

Barnaby probes the death of a girl who was a supposedly skilled surfer.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Missing Realtor (s2, ep10)

A woman real estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home. The detectives' one suspect, the woman's ex-boyfriend, is cleared; then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Dog (s2, ep11)

A purse-snatching dog? This is the case Friday and Gannon must solve. Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 35 -- Easy, Bare Rider (s3, ep2)

Malloy and Reed investigate the mysterious source behind a boy's suspicious spending spree, wield a blanket instead of gun during a disrobed driver's DUI arrest and bust up a car parts theft ring.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 95 -- Purse Snatcher (s3, ep3)

Reed and Malloy have to think outside the box to capture an intelligent yet neglected teenage purse snatcher. Their efforts to talk sense into him before he commits a much more serious crime prove to be futile.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Throwback Thursday: 1971

"Bill and Toony explore the year 1971."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Typewriter (s5, ep29)

Seeing an ad for typewriters on sale, Beaver talks his parents into letting him get one as long as he learns how to use it. However, Beaver discovers learning to type is not as easy as it looks and soon finds himself making a deal with the shady Eddie Haskell.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Merchant Marine (s5, ep30)

Ward comes down hard on Wally after he comes home two hours late, this fuels June and Ward's suspicions that Wally is contemplating joining the Merchant Marines. June had discovered some pamphlets hidden in his dresser drawer. However, little does anyone know, Wally has been getting the information for Lumpy who's seriously thinking of joining.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Renegade Refugee (s5, ep13)

A journalist is murdered while tracking an ex-Nazi war criminal who may be posing as an executive at a company called Space Associates, Ltd.

10:00am

Matlock

The Heist: Part 1 (s9, ep)

Matlock and Jerri head out to the beach with Billy and Cliff as Cliff prepares for an upcoming triathlon. Matlock runs into retired F.B.I. agent Ed Wingate, who is investigating a case. When one of the people Wingate is investigating is found dead, Matlock agrees to defend his old friend.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Savage Sunday (s2, ep5)

McGarrett must interrupt his Sunday to deal with both terrorists and politics when a revolutionary group steal guns from a barracks for their overseas cause.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Roots (s2, ep5)

An itinerant worker and his young son stay with the Waltons, causing the son to want his father to give up life on the road

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Outlaw's Woman (s11, ep13)

Matt is surprised to see that the fleeing train robber he shot is a woman.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Day Of The Dragon (s3, ep11)

Joe wins a card game and an unexpected prize—a young lady. She goes to the Ponderosa and serves them, not wanting to be set free. Meanwhile, an army is looking for her and the Cartwrights.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Prodigal (s2, ep31)

To keep his invalid mother happy, an outlaw forces Lucas and Mark to go along with a masquerade that he is the owner of Lucas' ranch.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Fourflusher (s2, ep32)

A sharecropper enters his colt in a horse race, hoping to win enough money to buy his farm from the owner, who has bet on Mark McCain's entry.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Julia Gage Story (s1, ep14)

Julia Gage is an independent woman who refuses to admit that she needs a man's help to drive her wagon. Major Adams persuades the shy Tobe Cannon to give her a hand anyway.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Election (s5, ep3)

Roy and John become candidates for a welfare committee. A man gets his arm stuck in an appliance drain while his brother aspirates on a can tab. A delirious child causes problems at the hospital. A sculptress’ model is stuck inside a plaster cast. A construction worker is trapped on a crane.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Ma (s4, ep16)

Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Der Tag (s4, ep17)

Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results.

Alan Alda delivers a landmark performance on this experimental episode!

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye (s4, ep18)

Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Some 38th Parallels (s4, ep19)

Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome Colonel Coner.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Angry Sex (s9, ep3)

Ray and Debra have a night of passion.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

P.t. & A. (s9, ep4)

Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Reverend Kommandant Klink (s2, ep25)

Hogan sneaks a French pilot's girl into camp and gets Klink to marry them.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Most Escape-proof Camp I've Ever Escaped From (s2, ep26)

Colonel Klink's "no escape" record is jeopardized when Malcom Flood, a British escape artist, lands in Stalag 13 and intends to continue his impressive escape record, a plan likely to endanger Hogan's scheduled rendezvous with an OSS agent.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Family, The / Wishing Well, The

In The Family, Eunice takes care of her injured and demanding friend. Then, in The Wishing Well, Harvey makes a wish and won't tell Carol what it is.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Pint-sized Client (s2, ep3)

Robbers lift a bundle from the Hargrove Finance Company and Frank Anderson is murdered in the aftermath. Anthony "Pop" Renzi is identified as one of the robbers and charged with both the robbery and the murder. Mason sets out to clear him of both charges.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Once Upon A Time (s3, ep13)

A janitor living in the year 1890 accidentally activates a time traveling helmet, which transports him to 1962—and then promptly breaks down.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Memo From Purgatory (s3, ep)

In a Brooklyn slum, an aspiring author joins a gang of hoodlums to collect material for a book.

2:05am

Mannix

All Around The Money Tree (s2, ep20)

Roger Bard brings Mannix to Mexico. Bard claims men are hunting him—and they are. But he also claims not to know why—and that is certainly a lie.

3:05am

Cannon

Where's Jennifer? (s3, ep19)

Boxer Ron Johnson's manager convinces him that he killed a man in a barroom brawl, and uses that control to get the fighter to throw a bout so he can collect a fortune in unfair wages. Johnson's fiancee hires Cannon to dig him out from under.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Eyes Of Terror (s4, ep23)

The residents of a small town being terrorized by a rapist falsely accuse a stutterer.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 45 -- Bright Boy (s3, ep4)

Reed and Malloy report to a burglary call that was witnessed by a boy with a photographic memory. Afterward, they are called to the scene of two drunk men shooting at a box of dynamite at close range in a residential area.

Leave It to Beaver's Tony Dow guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 65 -- Cigarettes, Cars And Wild, Wild Women (s3, ep5)

Reed and Malloy help take down a chop-shop that employs cute girls in mini-skirts to steal cars from trusting men. They also arrest a young man who grows pot and holds parties in the home of his unsuspecting shut-in aunt.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

On This Day...february 6th

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Brother Versus Brother (s5, ep31)

Beaver gets a new girl in his class and is instantly smitten. He begins walking her home from school but he soon realizes that the girl has an agenda on her mind. Her sole purpose is to get close to Beaver in order to get close to Wally. This leads Beaver to accuse Wally of stealing his girl.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Yard Birds (s5, ep32)

Ward doesn't take any excuses when he puts his foot down and demands that Wally and Beaver clean the yard. They each reluctantly cancel their plans with Richard and Eddie and get to work but soon find themselves with distractions. This causes them to miss the deadline to call the hauler who is suppose to take all the yard waste away and this leads them to pay Eddie and Lumpy to take care of it.

DeForest Kelley and Alan Hale Jr. guest star!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Unwelcome Bride (s5, ep14)

Wealthy Walter Frazer has always blamed his daughter-in-law, Sue Ellen, for the failures of his son, Gregson. You can only imagine how he feels when Sue Ellen is accused of Gregson's murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Heist: Part 2 (s9, ep)

Matlock and Jerri head out to the beach with Billy and Cliff as Cliff prepares for an upcoming triathlon. Matlock runs into retired F.B.I. agent Ed Wingate, who is investigating a case. When one of the people Wingate is investigating is found dead, Matlock agrees to defend his old friend.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

A Bullet For Mcgarrett (s2, ep6)

A university professor is using hypnosis to program students into becoming assassins.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Chicken Thief (s2, ep6)

A local "Robin Hood"" who steals from the ""haves"" and gives to the ""have-nots"" causes a crisis of conscience for John-Boy "

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Avengers (s11, ep14)

A judge and his two sons plot their revenge when they suspect Festus and Kitty of murdering a member of their family.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Frenchman (s3, ep12)

Hoss insults a feisty Frenchman who demands satisfaction with swords, unaware that the little rogue believes himself to be the reincarnation of medieval outlaw poet Francois Villon.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Jailbird (s2, ep33)

When Lucas hires an ex-con as a ranch hand, the man is the first one under suspicion when a robbery and murder occur in the area.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Meeting At Midnight (s2, ep34)

Lucas helps his former Army captain, now an undercover federal agent, infiltrate a gang of bank robbers.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Cliff Grundy Story (s1, ep15)

Cliff Grundy is seriously injured in a buffalo stampede. Flint and another passenger tend to his injuries; however, the other passenger has a hidden motive—he wants the location of a gold mine and thinks Grundy knows it.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Equipment (s5, ep4)

John overtimes at Station 8 where an unavailable squad costs a heart attack victim his life. A boy falls from a tree. Chet is injured by an explosion. Doctors treat a tree surgeon. Roy is injured in a fireworks warehouse fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Novocaine Mutiny (s4, ep20)

Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave and Frank was the commanding officer. B.J., Potter and Radar are in attendance of the preliminary hearing, at which they hear conflicting versions of what happened.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Smilin' Jack (s4, ep21)

The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot, 'Smilin' Jack, who doesn't want to quit, and a twice-wounded GI who does.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The More I See You (s4, ep22)

Hawkeye is reunited with a woman he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Deluge (s4, ep23)

A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm, which makes matters difficult for the staff.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Ally's F (s9, ep5)

Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Boys' Therapy (s9, ep6)

Ray's unwilling to share parental responsibilities with Debra.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Tower (s2, ep27)

Hogan blackmails General Burkhalter to keep Klink from being transferred to the Russian front for failing to keep Hogan from blowing up a radio tower.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Colonel Klink's Secret Weapon (s2, ep28)

Klink suffers at the hands of a tough sergeant sent to discipline prisoners.

Hollywood legend Roddy McDowall takes the stage with Carol Burnett.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Roddy Mcdowall

In The Family, Mama and family visit Hollywood to see her son. Then, in The Lady Heir, the gang parodies the classic film "The Heiress", with Carol as Olivia de Havilland and Roddy as Montgomery Clift.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sardonic Sergeant (s2, ep4)

Major Frank Lessing, a payroll officer on an Army base, is found murdered and Sergeant Joseph Dexter is charged with the crime. The case hinges on a payroll robbery committed in the Philippines years before.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

A Quality Of Mercy (s3, ep15)

A soldier gets a new perspective on war when he is forced to experience it from his enemy's point of view.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Consider Her Ways (s3, ep)

A physician tries to stop her hallucinatory vision of an all-female society from becoming a reality.

2:05am

Mannix

The Odds Against Donald Jordan (s2, ep21)

Mannix tries to find missing building contractor Donald Jordan. He gets poor help from the man's partner, wife and sister. Each offers a different reason for his disappearance. When Jordan reappears, he assures Mannix that he's fine and asks him to drop the case.

3:05am

Cannon

Blood Money

"The man who arranged the death of an embezzler cannot find the loot. But Cannon might, when he investigates on behalf of the man framed for the murder. But Cannon's client might be closer to the case than he lets on."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Stalking Horse, The (s4, ep24)

Barney poses as the brother of an eccentric millionaire he's hired to protect.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Kate Sells The Hotel (s3, ep28)

Convinced that her daughters would like to move to New York, Kate clinches a deal to sell the Shady Rest.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Kate Bradley, Peacemaker (s3, ep29)

Kate acts as peacemaker when a feud between Floyd and Charley threatens to end the operation of the Hooterville Cannonball.

Legendary Hollywood gossip columnist Hedda Hopper guest stars!

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The House Of Granny (s2, ep30)

Granny is waking up the family so they can get to their new store: The House of Granny. Jethro wakes up sleepy, not wanting to be up, but as soon as Granny mentions breakfast, he is dressed in a split second. Jed is carving a Y in the kitchen, and when Jethro sees the shavings in the bowl, he thinks it is cereal. Jed tells him to have corn flakes instead. Granny goes to wake up Elly May, saying that her store opens at a decent hour—the crack of dawn!

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Continental Touch (s2, ep31)

Having been given a stylish makeover by a famous French couturier, Elly May is mistaken for a visiting foreign princess by Mrs. Drysdale. Hoping to get in good with "royalty," Mrs. Drysdale throws a fancy party for Elly. This time around, the old dear is certain that her soiree won't be invaded by "those dreadful hillbillies."

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Plumbing Is A “pipe”, Baby Be Good, Goonland

"Popeye visits Olive Oyl and discovers her home in turmoil because of a broken water pipe., Betty Boop tells naughty Little Jimmy a corrective fairy tale., Popeye sails in search of his father, Poopdeck, who has been missing for forty years."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Little Quacker, Counterfeit Cat, Switchin' Kitten

"Jerry saves a baby duck from Tom as the cat prepares to eat it., A cat, disguised as the neighbor dog, uses many bones to get past Spike and after a bird in a cage., Tom and Jerry enter an old castle on a dark and stormy night which is owned by a mad scientist."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Peck Of Trouble, Scrambled Eggs, The Dog That Cried Wolf, Woodpecker Wanted, Pigeon Holed, Charlie's Campout, Ballyhooey

"Woody drives two park rangers in a national forest insane by pecking holes in all the trees., A mischievous satyr switches the eggs of several different nests to confuse the expectant forest animals., Dizzy the sheep dog pranks his owner that a wolf is attacking the sheep. When a real wolf arrives, the rancher doesn't believe him., Woody is insulted by the low bounty on Woodpeckers, so he raises it himself, piqueing the interest of Dirty McNasty., Homer Pigeon goes to the doctor for glasses, only to realize his poor vision has led him to the induction center for the Pigeonaire Corps instead., Charlie takes the family on a camping trip in his new trailer., Woody tries to watch his quiz show, but it is interrupted by silly commercials."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare-way To The Stars, Boulder Wham, Hoppy Go Lucky, Piker's Peak, Porky's Hotel, Quack Shot, The Unmentionables

"Suffering from a rabbit-hangover, Bugs accidentally climbs onto a rocket ship and is taken to Marvin the Martian's home. , Wile E. Coyote finds himself stuck on the other side of a cliff with the road runner on the other side. He makes many unsuccessful attempts to cross the cliff gap. , Sylvester and his buddy Benny seek out mice at the local warehouse. , Bugs and Sam are in a race to see who can climb to the top of Schmatterhorn first and win 50,000 cronkites. , Porky Pig, the proprietor of a hotel, guarantees peace and quiet to a rich, finicky old man, but Gabby annoys Porky's guests by constantly talking. , Daffy tries to make Elmer stop shooting ducks, but most of his efforts backfire on him. , A spoof on the television series "The Untouchables." Bugs Bunny is an agent who has tracked criminals to their hideout. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Deadly Bed (s1, ep2)

Facing execution at the hands of a madman, West learns the crazed assassin plans to reclaim Mexico---as the new Napoleon.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Luke O'malley Story (s1, ep16)

Luke O'Malley, fleeing Mexican bandits whom he double crossed, joins the wagon train disguised as a minister.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

A Flock Of Trouble (s3, ep3)

Nick is tricked into winning a flock of sheep in a card game. His first instinct is to get rid of them immediately, but his neighbors’ reactions start to rankle and he finds himself increasingly unable to back down as a matter of principle.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Gold Mine (s11, ep15)

Kitty meets a young mute boy in a rough mining town where she's come to claim a gold mine.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Tin Badge (s3, ep13)

To show up his teasing brothers, Joe Cartwright accepts the position of sheriff in the little town of Rubicon. Little does Joe know that the men behind his nomination, gunslinger Ab Brock and crooked Mayor Goshen, intend to use the youngest Cartwright boy as the fall guy for an elaborate robbery-murder scheme.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Nora (s2, ep35)

Lucas finds himself involved in murder when he gallantly steps to the aid of a beautiful woman.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hangman (s2, ep36)

An ex-convict is blamed for a brutal crime despite his claims of rehabilitation.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Mrs. Harmon (s7, ep26)

Tired of trail cooking, Wish quits the drive and befriends Mrs. Harmon and her three boys. She is married to an abusive drunk, who beats Wish to within an inch of his life. Mrs. Harmon shoots her husband, but Wish takes the blame. Charlie Peg, the hotel clerk, witnesses the shooting and blackmails Wish.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Protege (s2, ep6)

Paladin answers an ad in the paper by Kurt Sprague: "Teach me to quick draw and shoot. Instruction desperately needed. Will pay one thousand dollars. Only experts need apply." Kurt needs to learn in order to go back home. Paladin does a very good job. Only one problem: Kurt enjoys showing off his new found skill a little too much.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Trial (s3, ep1)

Four ex-Army personnel stage an mock trial accusing their former lieutenant of dereliction of duty.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Saved By The Belle, Boobs In Arms, Rhythm And Weep, Love At First Bite, Gypped In The Penthouse, Flying Saucer Daffy

"The Stooges are arrested for treason. , The Stooges are greeting card salesmen who are mistakenly inducted into the army after escaping from the jealous husband of one of their customers. In boot camp their sergeant turns out to be the same man, whom they constantly vex and bewilder. When the boys are sent to the front lines and the sergeant is captured they must rescue him, which they do after doping themselves with laughing gas. At the end they get shot off into the sunset on a cannon shell. , Joe accidentally takes a picture of a paper plate, which Moe and Larry submit to a magazine as an authentic picture of a flying saucer. Moe and Larry collect a big prize, but when the picture is proven to be phony, they're hauled off to Jail. Joe then gets a picture of a real spaceship and this time he gets the fame and fortune, while Moe and Larry wind up in a sanitarium. , The Stooges pair with three dancers to put on a Broadway show, not realizing their sponsor is an escaped mental patient., The Stooges reminisce about the girls they met overseas while in the military. As they wait for the girls' ship to arrive, they get drunk and Shemp winds up asleep with his feet in a tub of cement. After sobering up, they free Shemp with a dynamite blast that lands them at the dock where their sweethearts are waiting. , Larry and Shemp reminisce about their experiences with Jean, a diamond crazy gold digger each of them was gypped by. After telling their stories, they have a run in with Moe, who is now married to the same women. When Jean shows up, they deliver some stooge-style revenge. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Gorgon

"In a Balkan village, a professor investigates the suicide of his youngest son. No one is willing to help the professor, so he enters the ruins of a local castle where he encounters the legendary Gorgon whose gaze turns men to stone. Before dying, the professor warns his eldest son who continues the investigation."

Eartha Kitt makes her first appearance as Catwoman!

10:30pm

Batman

Catwoman's Dressed To Kill (s3, ep14)

When Catwoman terrorizes the fashion world, Batman and Robin rely on Batgirl's help to stop her, only to find she's been captured herself.

Captain Kirk has his first encounter with the Klingons!

11:00pm

Star Trek

Errand Of Mercy (s1, ep26)

The Federation and the Klingon Empire teeter on the brink of war as Kirk investigates a humble planet caught in the middle—Organia, inhabited by pacifists

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Superman's Wife (s6, ep9)

Superman proposes to a beautiful blonde sergeant on the police force. Lois is heartbroken, but reports the story. A gang leader kidnaps Mrs. Superman.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Three In One (s6, ep10)

A circus is forced to close because two performers steal the operational funds. Superman is arrested for the crime.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Prisoners Of Space (s2, ep6)

The Robinsons and Major West are imprisoned and forced to appear in court for alleged space crimes. As the trial begins, it is soon realized that the crimes in question were in fact committed by Dr. Smith.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

No Escape From Death (s3, ep22)

While trying to surface after a crippling collision, the Seaview is threatened by a Portuguese man o' war.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Ghost Town (s1, ep2)

A Giant eccentric builds a Earthling-sized village, but when the Earthlings stumble into it, the man's sadistic daughter decides to have fun with her new "playthings."

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

The Last Patrol (s1, ep5)

Tony and Doug are charged with espionage when they land in Louisiana just before the battle of New Orleans.

5:00am

The Invaders

Doomsday Minus One (s1, ep8)

A teacher stumbles upon a device that threatens mankind.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Stranger

"Adams and friends meet a young man named Ulysses Grant. He's writing a book on the wilderness. Stating his lack of survival skill, Adams sees about teaching him the ways of the wild. Which is not as easy as it sounds."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

The Philmont Trail

"Marlin and Jim make a fascinating climb up the Philmont Trail with a troop of Explorer Scouts at the famous Boy Scout ranch near Cimarron in northern New Mexico."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Valley Of Eagles

"A valley in the mountain country of the western United States is the territory of the Golden Eagle, America’s largest and most powerful bird of prey. Marlin and Jim locate an eyrie (nest) of this magnificent bird, and build a blind high on a rocky cliff so they can photograph its nesting habits. Humor and drama are interwoven as the young eagle, in his search for food, follows a skunk into his den…and later finds out that a fast dive at a sitting duck results in his first unwanted bath. His territory is invaded by a forest fire, and the hunting is made easier as the other animals of the valley flee the flames. He is trapped by man in a scientific experiment, but later released to continue his life in the “Valley of Eagles.”"

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Motion

"Oddities of animal motion include mammals that fly, birds that climb with their shoulders, lizards that dive and snakes that travel sideways."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Sahara South

"A horseback safari into the wilds of Rhodesia where Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore the vast grasslands, rivers and forests and observe an amazing variety of rare animals. In this episode, the forming waters swirl around tons of struggling hippo in a dangerous project to tranquilize and capture one of the largest members of the wild kingdom."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Against The Clock

"Man loves speed and this episode answers some of the most pertinent inquiries as to what animals hold the records."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monarchs Of The Wild

"In the wild kingdom each animal owns a territory…and one animal rules every habitat. A visit to each domain reveals why each is called a Monarch of the Wild."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Cyrano De Brady (s4, ep5)

Peter falls for Jan's friend Kerry, but needs Greg's worldly advice. Greg plays Cyrano for Peter, causing Kerry to think that it's Greg who has feelings for her.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Love And The Older Man (s4, ep13)

Marcia falls for Dr. Vogel, the family's new dentist. When he asks Mike if Marcia would be interested in doing some babysitting for his kids, she's mistakenly under the impression that he's asking her out on a date.

11:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Courtship Of Elly (s4, ep8)

Granny tries to conjure a man for Elly May, but accidentally attracts Miss Jane's man, who is actually a hired escort Mr. Drysdale got for Elly. When the Clampetts find out, they work to get rid of him so Miss Jane can have her man back.

11:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Play Cupid (s6, ep17)

Granny is hoping that Elly May and Dash Riprock will settle down and get married, since the two have been out on a lot of dates. Dash is hoping to get a more serious relationship with Elly as well, but her family keeps getting in the way. But Elly is not looking for a future with the Hollywood movie star; she’d rather have a farmer.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Sentimental Anniversary (s3, ep15)

Lucy and Ricky want to spend their 13th wedding anniversary alone, but the Mertzes have another idea: a surprise party.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Big Date (s5, ep8)

Wally's school is having an exchange dance and Wally and Eddie must take girls from a rival school that they chose out of a hat. Eddie asks to trade with Wally and he agrees, like a shot, after seeing the picture of Eddie's intended in a yearbook. Suspicious, Wally soon quickly discovers why Eddie wanted to trade; the girl is a few inches taller than Wally.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's First Date (s5, ep13)

A party is being thrown at the dancing school where Beaver and Wally once took lessons and they're both invited. This prompts Beaver to ask one particular girl who caught his eye, Betsy Patterson, if he could escort her to the dance. However, once at the dance, he finds that Betsy has promised other boys that she would dance with them.

2:00pm

Charlie's Angels

Angel In Love (s2, ep8)

While the Angels are tracking down clues to the murder of a health resort employee as they infiltrate Utopia West, where they are encouraged to "deposit their inhibitions and let it all hang out." They uncover a $2 million skyjacking mystery.

3:00pm

Hart to Hart

The Hart Shaped Murders

"The Hart's discover that a Valentine's Day gift to some friends is being used to transport secrets by an international spy ring."

4:00pm

Fantasy Island

Jewel Thief, The / I Want To Get Married

"A carpenter is transformed into a high society cat burglar on Fantasy Island. A young woman comes to Fantasy Island determined to find a husband and spite her reluctant fiancée."

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Zinging Valentine / Very Temporary Secretary / Final Score (s6, ep20)

On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine "pussycat" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owner of a secretarial agency plays secretary to a writer taking a working vacation, even though he is far better at romancing her than he is at taking dictation and typing up her notes; a womanizing pro football player falls for a snooty, straight-laced college English professor.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Katherine Mccabe- The Monkees

"Katherine caught Monkee Mania as a young child watching reruns of The Monkees on television. Now, she shares her collection of memorabilia dedicated to The Monkees with rare toys, signed 8-track tapes, and Peter Tork’s personal piano. With creativity and commitment, she even landed not one, but three rare sweat towels used by Micky Dolenz. Joining our ultra-fan is Charles Rosenay, a producer of Beatles and Monkees conventions. Charles brings a rare piece of memorabilia to trade, but Katherine will have to let go of a shirt personally owned by one of the Monkees if she wants to make the swap. "

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Bug Out (part 1)

"A rumor that there's going to be a practice bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumor suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begins surgery on a patient with a spinal injury. The bug-out proceeds without him, Hot Lips and Radar, and they quickly learn after the unit departs that they're in the midst of the front. When Potter, Mulcahy, BJ, Frank and the others arrive at the buildings which had been scouted by helicopter, they find the house full of "business girls," and Potter gives them Klinger's dresses to persuade them to leave the house. A helicopter comes to evacuate the spinal injury patient, and just as the three get ready to go to the new location, they find the 4077 is already returning, and eventually everyone reunites back at the camp, what with the Chinese being repulsed. "

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bug Out (s5, ep1)

A rumor that there's going to be a camp relocation causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in that the rumor is indeed fact!

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie And The Superbowl (s8, ep16)

Archie's Place is robbed on Superbowl Sunday, the busiest day of the year.

8:30pm

All in the Family

What'll We Do With Stephanie? (s9, ep4)

The Bunkers decide to keep Stephanie after her father fails to reclaim her as promised.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Edith's Final Respects (s9, ep5)

Edith is the sole mourner at her Aunt Rose's funeral.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Weekend In The Country (s9, ep6)

Archie and Edith are invited to spend a fishing weekend with Barney and Blanche at their cottage. But after a game of Monopoly, an argument between Barney and Blanche begins. That night, Archie is uncomfortable to sleep with a man (Barney) in bed, while Edith and Blanche rate their husbands as a lovers. By the end, Blanche and Barney makeup and Archie tries to forget everything.

10:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Debra's Parents (s9, ep7)

Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner.

10:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Job For Robert, A (s9, ep8)

Ray discovers Marie's plan.

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Like A Sister (s2, ep8)

Rob worries that Sally is falling for an "Alan Brady Show" performer and tries to break it up.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Night The Roof Fell In (s2, ep9)

Two bad days lead to a worse night when Rob and Laura argue.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Trapped (s4, ep29)

Ralph captures two thugs that followed him home after he witnessed a hold-up.

See Robert Redford in one of his earliest roles!

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Nothing In The Dark (s3, ep16)

A lonely old woman refuses to leave her apartment for fear of meeting "Mr. Death."

1:00am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Crimson Witness (s3, ep)

Ernest Mullett is a playboy who loses his job, wife and girlfriend to his hated, overachieving brother, Farnum Mullett. Ernest's hatred turns to murder when he decides to reenact the biblical story of Cain and Abel.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Committed (s6, ep18)

Syndicate boss Chandler's alibi is provided by Lt. Governor Harrison, who is in Chandler's pocket. Chandler has the husband of the only witness, Nora Dawson, get her committed and proceeds to have her driven insane at a mental hospital he controls.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Echo Of A Nightmare (s3, ep19)

Jane Washburn, an undercover policewoman, witnesses three youths beat up and rob Kimble. She attends to him, but becomes suspicious after he declines to report his mugging to the police. So, she handcuffs herself to Kimble to arrest him, but he manages to

4:00am

Harry O

The Last Heir

"Harry Orwell investigates murder and finds his suspects being killed one by one at the desert mansion of an eccentric recluse."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

Hollywood legend Jodie Foster guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 55 -- Missing Child (s3, ep6)

After responding to a gas leak in a home, reed and malloy search for a missing child. Finally, they investigate an attempted car theft that ended with a fatal shooting.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 75: Have A Nice Weekend

"The officers investigate robberies, attempted arson and a violent argument."

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Love And Humor

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Tennis, Anyone

"Wally finds himself smack dab in the middle of a lover's quarrel when a woman tries to make her estranged boyfriend jealous by continually making tennis dates with Wally. Wally finds himself in an awkward position when the boyfriend threatens him."

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Sweatshirt Monsters (s5, ep35)

Beaver, Richard, Whitey and Alan each buy sweatshirts that have monster faces on the front of them. They like them so much they each decide to wear them to school the next day. However, each one finds that their parents forbid them from wearing such hideous sweatshirts to school. However, Beaver manages to sneak out of the house with his on.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Roving River (s5, ep15)

Working to settle a land dispute in the Manzana Valley, Mason soon finds himself defending his client against a murder charge when the key witness is blown up by a homemade bomb.

10:00am

Matlock

The Assault (s9, ep)

While Cliff, Jerri and Billy plan to throw Matlock a surprise party for his birthday, Matlock goes to the city to pick up barbecue. While there, his car breaks down, he's mugged, the phone eats his last quarter—and that's just the beginning of Matlock's very bad day!

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

Sweet Terror (s2, ep7)

McGarrett must counter a plot by international terrorist Professor Erich Stoss to use a fungus to wipe out Hawaii's sugar cane industry, which is nearly half of the world's supply.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Prize (s2, ep7)

As the Waltons prepare their entries for the local fair, an old suitor of Olivia's visits

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Death Watch (s11, ep16)

Matt attempts to protect a wounded outlaw from a pair of bounty hunters.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Lady From Baltimore (s3, ep17)

The Cartwrights receive a visit from Deborah Banning and her daughter, Melinda. Deborah is intent on having Melinda marry one of Ben's sons.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Trail Of Hate (s3, ep1)

Lucas is out for vengeance when Mark is used as a pawn in a bank robbery scheme.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Woman From Hog Ridge (s3, ep2)

Lucas shoots a horse thief who turns out to be a member of the Boyle clan, and now Ma Boyle is after him.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jesse Cowan Story (s1, ep17)

The Cowans and Beals have been feuding a long time. Bob and Jesse Cowan return from the war to find their family dead, and the Beals a part of the wagon train. Vengeance is just the start of what Major Adams must now deal with.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Inspection (s5, ep5)

The station becomes aware of the Battalion Chief's impending inspection. A wife is convinced that her husband's heart transplant means he no longer loves her. Paramedics aid a parachutist snagged on a radio tower. Dr. Brackett treats a veterinarian. An accident victim goes into shock.

Clete Roberts interviews the staff of the 4077th in this unique season finale.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Interview (s4, ep24)

Clete Roberts has arrived in Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, B.J., Frank, Radar, Klinger, Mulcahy and Potter, they talk about how they cope with their situation, what they miss about home, how they feel about who they work with and whether they see any good in coming from war.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Margaret's Engagement (s5, ep2)

Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arrests a Korean family as spies.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind (s5, ep3)

While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game, which he has already heard on the radio.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Lt. Radar O'reilly (s5, ep4)

Following an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Date For Peter, A (s9, ep9)

Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Favors (s9, ep10)

Ray frantically rummages to find a letter from Muhammed Ali.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Top Secret Top Coat (s2, ep29)

Hogan steals a top-secret document from Klink's coat to save him from being arrested.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Reluctant Target (s2, ep30)

Hogan gets Klink to let him play camp commander so he can get a French agent released.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Steve Lawrence And Sally Struthers

In The Boring Twenties, Carol and the gang parody the classic film "The Roaring Twenties", following a singer in a dumpy bar.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Curious Bride (s2, ep5)

Rhoda Reynolds is charged with murdering her blackmailing ex-husband, Arthur Kane. At the trial, Mason moves the proceedings to the room in which Kane was murdered in order to re-enact the fatal night.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

One More Pallbearer (s3, ep17)

An eccentric millionaire invites three people to visit him in his bomb shelter.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Where The Woodbine Twineth (s3, ep)

Nell Snyder is worried about the bizarre activities of her niece, who claims acquaintance with the "minute people."

2:05am

Mannix

Last Rites For Miss Emma (s2, ep22)

Mannix suspects Floyd Brown of stealing 45 cases of morphine. That's bad news for Peggy because Floyd is her boyfriend. This case almost costs Joe his secretary, and Peggy her life.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Of A Hunter (s3, ep21)

General O'Hara, now a mercenary, hires Cannon to find his brother's killer. But the mercenary knows more than he's admitting, and Cannon finds himself in someone's cross hairs.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Blood Vengeance (s5, ep1)

Barnaby sets out to avenge his cousin's murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

Mark Goddard of Lost in Space fame guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 105 -- Elegy For A Pig (s3, ep8)

Officer Malloy pays tribute to Officer Tom Porter, who has recently fallen in the line of duty. Malloy recounts the close friendship they developed while training at the academy, as well as the moments where they crossed paths on duty, including the night of the officer's unfortunate demise.

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 25 -- Indians (s3, ep9)

Malloy and reed hunt down a suspect who has been bombing downtown storefronts. Then they report to a scuffle between two native americans at a bar that the bartender thinks may be a prelude to something a lot more serious.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

For The Love Of Tom & Jerry

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

A Night In The Woods (s5, ep36)

Beaver and his friends are all psyched to go on a camping trip with Gilbert's father as an escort. However, when Gilbert's father suddenly has to work, Wally agrees to take them. Meanwhile, Eddie and Lumpy decide to secretly tag along and scare the boys with animal noises.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Stocks And Bonds (s5, ep38)

Beaver and Wally become interested in the stock market and Ward decides that they should try their hand at it. However, Wally and Beaver have different ideas about what to invest in compared to Ward who wants them to play it safe and invest in Mayfield Power and Electric, while they want to invest in a more risky venture.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Shapely Shadow (s5, ep16)

Naive secretary Janice Wainwright carries out her boss' orders, placing a briefcase containing more than $100,000 in a train station locker. Then she waits for the arrival of his ex-wife but is met by an arrest warrant instead.

10:00am

Matlock

The Scam: Part 1 (s9, ep)

When Cliff's attorney friend asks for his assistance in handling a blackmailer, Cliff becomes a murder suspect when the blackmailer turns up dead.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

King Kamehameha Blues (s2, ep8)

Four university students hatch a plot to steal the priceless cloak of the Hawaiian King Kamehameha. McGarrett and the team investigate the group's bratty leader, Arnold Potter.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Braggart (s2, ep8)

When a grownup Hobie Shanks visits the Waltons, John Boy seems to be the only one put off by his outlandish claims.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Sweet Billy, Singer Of Songs (s11, ep17)

Festus' nephew, Billy, comes to Dodge to find a wife.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Tall Stranger (s3, ep16)

Hoss plans to marry Margie, a pretty blonde. Margie becomes fascinated with a tall, traveling stranger named Mark Connors. She marries Mark but soon finds it was far from a match made in heaven.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Seven (s3, ep3)

Seven condemned murderers escape and take over the town of North Fork.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Pitchman (s3, ep4)

When Mark finds gold on their property, a fast-talking salesman who tried to sell Lucas a new lightning rod offers instead to buy the ranch's mineral rights.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Gabe Carswell Story (s1, ep18)

Gabe Carswell wants his son to join the whites because of what he sees coming for the indians. When his son refuses he takes him to the wagon train heading for California, but the Arapaho are getting set to attack.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Indirect Method (s5, ep6)

A hard-nosed female trainee is assigned to Roy and John. Freeway construction threatens an old couple's house. A man tries to commit suicide by gas, but then changes his mind. A man suffers a heart attack and the paramedics are unable to revive him. Roy is electrocuted trying to save an invalid at a burning building.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Nurses (s5, ep5)

When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been placed there. When Hot Lips discovers what has happened, she breaks down and refuses to press charges.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Abduction Of Margaret Houlihan (s5, ep6)

After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg is called in to investigate, and bungles things in his usual manner.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Sigmund (s5, ep7)

Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Mulcahy's War (s5, ep8)

After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encounter the real war at first hand. Mulcahy performs an emergency tracheotomy, guided by Hawkeye over the radio.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Faux Pas, The (s9, ep11)

Ray is dumfounded when he realizes the magnitude of the blunder he made.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Tasteless Frank (s9, ep12)

Marie is astounded when Frank puts salt on her homemade lasagna.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Crittendon Plan (s3, ep1)

Crittendon disrupts Hogan's plan to blow up a tunnel and stop a convoy of rocket fuel.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Some Of Their Planes Are Missing (s3, ep2)

The Germans plan to send their men into England via captured planes.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guests Jean Stapleton And Phil Silvers

In Tacky Lady, Carol sings dressed as Cher. Then, in TV Commercials, Carol and the gang parody TV products, including Boritos Corn Chips, Zerts, Moe DiMaggio, Meannen After Shave Lotion, Drop-off, Bruce Hancock, Kleenies, Nite-O-Quill, Coffee, and Irregularity. Next, in The Old Folks, Carol thinks Harvey forgot their anniversary. Finally, in Hallway Encounter, a woman-libber holds her ground against her complaining boss.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Buried Clock (s2, ep6)

Slimy Jack Hardisty embezzles $100,000 from his father-in-law, Dr. Blane. The greedy Hardisty then tries to blackmail the doctor for more. Mason is hired by Dr. Blane to put an end to Hardisty's machinations but before he can swing into action Hardisty is found dead.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

Dead Man's Shoes (s3, ep18)

A vagrant steps into a murdered gangster's expensive shoes and is taken over by the dead man's ghost, who vows to remain on Earth to seek revenge against his killer.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

The Final Performance (s3, ep)

While a past vaudevillian plans to hit the comeback trail, his young fiancée seeks to make her escape with the help of a man passing through town.

2:05am

Mannix

The Solid Gold Web (s2, ep23)

Newspaper publisher John Randolph asks Mannix to learn why his daughter is acting so strangely. Mannix discovers she may have killed a mobster.

3:05am

Cannon

The Cure That Kills

""Reverend" Will can heal the sick by the power of faith. Or can he? Either way, his "powers" won't keep a witness to murder from coming forward, and that means... another murder."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadline For Dying (s5, ep2)

A journalist's investigation of a land scandal ends in murder and blackmail.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

6:00am

Adam-12

Log 135 -- Arson (s3, ep10)

In what would prove to be a very busy shift, Malloy and Reed search for a serial arsonist who spawns a copycat, settle a domestic dispute that results from a love triangle, rescue a man who wandered onto the ledge of a high rise and deal with a mentally ill man who is holding his wife at knife-point.

It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles and Malloy and Reed are on the job!

6:30am

Adam-12

Log 46 -- Pilgrimage (s3, ep11)

It's Christmas Eve in Los Angeles, and Malloy and Reed track down a suspect who beat and mugged a rescue mission Santa, who later gets arrested himself. They also respond to an alcohol-related traffic accident that resulted in a fatality, help a penniless widow who has been detained for shoplifting and take part in the search for a young Native American child who wandered off into a mountainous area while her parents were asleep.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Romancing The Tome

"Mr. Quizzer, or "Quizzio," becomes a cover model for romance novels, while Bill and Toony get swept up in steamy books."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Long Distance Call (s5, ep37)

Beaver and his friends decide to make a call to California to talk to Don Drysdale and they agree to chip in on the cost of the call, assuming that it's only going to be a couple dollars. However, when they're put on hold, the cost quickly jumps up to $9.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Untogetherness

"The Cleavers are all excited about their annual summer vacation up to the cabin, that is except Wally. Wanting to be close to his latest girl, Wally wants to stay behind and gets permission to stay at Eddie's house during the two weeks the Cleavers are on vacation, but June and Ward are a bit unsure of Wally's plans."

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Captain's Coins (s5, ep17)

Historian Phillip Andrews argues that his fiancée, Evelyn Faraday, is entitled to a share of a shipping company fortune. Phillip then finds himself accused of murdering the company's top man.

Series finale!

10:00am

Matlock

The Scam: Part 2 (s9, ep)

When Cliff's attorney friend asks for his assistance in handling a blackmailer, Cliff becomes a murder suspect when the blackmailer turns up dead.

11:00am

Hawaii Five-O

The Singapore File (s2, ep9)

McGarrett gets a phone call from Singapore and goes to rescue Nicole Wylie, a witness who has changed her mind and wants to testify. However, the pair must face many dangers on their return trip back to Hawaii.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Fawn (s2, ep9)

Erin adopts a wild animal while John Boy gets a life lesson with a new job

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Raid: Part 1 (s11, ep18)

A band out of outlaws terrorize Dodge.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Auld Sod (s3, ep20)

To save town drunk Danny Lynch from a world of embarrassment, the Cartwrights let him pretend to be the owner of the Ponderosa when his mother visits from Ireland.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Strange Town (s3, ep5)

When Micah is badly injured by an escaping prisoner, Lucas tracks the prisoner back to his home town.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Baranca (s3, ep6)

When an outlaw leader lures Marshal Torrance out of town, Lucas is the only one who can stop him from lynching a local man who killed one of the members of his gang.

Cesar Romero guest stars!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Honorable Don Charlie Story (s1, ep19)

During a stopover in the town of adobe flats, a local lothario puts the moves on a female passenger.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Pressure 165 (s5, ep7)

John gets ribbed about his cooking. The paramedics go to Catalina to help a diver, where John and a doctor treat the patient in a hyperbaric chamber. Roy and John help a famous chef with a kitchen fire. A youth suffers a serious gunshot wound. The firemen deal with a dust explosion.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Korean Surgeon (s5, ep9)

When Dr. Syn Paik, a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye and B.J. agree that it would be in the interest of all for him to leave.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Hawkeye Get Your Gun (s5, ep10)

After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will, and he does—into the air.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Colonel's Horse (s5, ep11)

While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Lips, and all are well when Potter returns, except Klinger. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Exorcism (s5, ep12)

After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in, who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position.

9:00pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Sister-in-law (s9, ep13)

Ray tells Robert that Amy is a chatterbox.

9:30pm

Everybody Loves Raymond

Power Of No, The (s9, ep14)

Ray decides to watch the game instead of having sex with Debra.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

D-day At Stalag 13 (s3, ep3)

Hogan pulls a hoax to get a general to believe Klink is replacing him as chief of staff.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari (s3, ep4)

The Gestapo gets a female to pry information out of Schultz.

11:00pm

Carol Burnett and Friends

Guest Tim Conway

In The Family, Eunice and Mama stop by her husband's hardware store, only to get in another fight. Then, in Shower Blackout, Carol steps out of the shower singing "When Your Lover Has Gone". Finally, in The Oldest Man, Harvey gets his grandfather clock fixed by the Oldest Man.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Married Moonlighter (s2, ep7)

A moonlighting school teacher is charged with the murder of an acquaintance he had taken home after the man had earlier raised a disturbance at his night job at a cafe.

12:35am

The Twilight Zone

The Hunt (s3, ep19)

After returning from a hunting trip, a man discovers that no one can see or hear him.

1:05am

The Alfred Hitchcock Hour

Thanatos Palace Hotel (s3, ep)

Having ineffectively attempted suicide, Robert Manners checks in at the Thanatos Palace Hotel, which caters solely to people who desire to die.

2:05am

Mannix

Merry Go Round For Murder (s2, ep25)

The demolition of a boarding school reveals old evil: a corpse linked to a missing quarter of a million dollars.

3:05am

Cannon

Bobby Loved Me (s3, ep23)

Cannon delivers a ransom, but the deal goes bad and Cannon winds up with no memory of the event, kidnappers on his trail, and people willing to exploit his lack of memory.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Sins Of Thy Father (s5, ep3)

A pilot's body, slashed by a propeller, is found on an airship.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

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