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Good-bye Radar: Part 1 (s8, ep4)

On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backup has been stolen.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Big Chicken (s4, ep20)

After Granny mistakes an ostrich that Drysdale owns for a giant chicken, which she believes she caused by means of her "growing tonic" made for tomatoes, she tries to shrink it down to size and keep it a secret. She never does succeed in shrinking it back down to normal, so in the end Granny decides to enter this giant bird in the county fair.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Safety Award (s4, ep34)

Ralph has an accident on his way to receiving his Safest Bus Driver Award.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

War Takes A Holiday (s3, ep21)

In order to get the Gestapo to release its prisoners, Hogan tricks Klink and Hochstetter into thinking the war is over.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Duel Of Honor (s3, ep22)

Hogan prepares Klink to flee to Argentina with information for the Allies after Klink is challenged to a duel.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Nightmare As A Child (s1, ep29)

A schoolteacher finds a strange and very serious little girl on the stairs outside her apartment. The girl seems to know her, and tries to jog her memory about a man she saw earlier that day.

Murder can even happen on Halloween night!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Dodging Domino (s6, ep6)

Phil Schuyler is a two-bit songwriter who comes to a bad end on Halloween night. Someone enters his bungalow while Phil is taking a bath and tosses an electric heater into his tub.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

One More Mile To Go (s2, ep28)

With the dead body of his wife in the trunk of his car, a man is hassled by police for a burnt-out taillight.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Vicious Circle (s2, ep29)

A hit man has to choose between his childhood sweetheart and obeying his boss.

2:05am

Mannix

Sunburst (s4, ep7)

Mannix searches for the identity of the murdering punks who held him hostage in a desert diner.

3:05am

Cannon

The Endangered Species (s2, ep12)

Bill Coates, Cannon's old friend, a boat builder, finds himself charged in his son's hunting-accident death. Unbeknown to Coates his lawyer is the man behind the homicide.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Deadly Valentine, The (s5, ep21)

A murderer is sending valentines to his victims before killing them - and Betty may be the next target.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bookie (s1, ep13)

Friday goes undercover with the department's chaplain in order to bust a gambling ring.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Subscription Racket (s1, ep14)

Friday learns about a scam artist with a novel twist: he uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor to solicit magazine subscriptions.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Tip

"Bandits using tear gas and a unique escape route rob an armored truck at a savings and loan."

6:30am

Adam-12

The Parole Violator (s4, ep17)

Malloy is told that the best player on the recreational league basketball team he coaches has begun using narcotics again, which he flatly denies despite evidence to the contrary. He and Reed also search for a hit-and-run driver who struck a child, and pull over a driver with a seemingly disrespectful and wanted passenger.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

The T.i.w.m.

"Bill auditions for the newest teen drama."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Present (s2, ep14)

Wally decides that he is going to have a birthday party, and Beaver jumps to the conclusion that he won't be invited. While shopping for Wally's present, Larry talks Beaver into spending his money on a bow and arrow set for himself and buying a cheap gift for Wally.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Grass Is Always Greener (s2, ep15)

Beaver and Wally make friends with the garbage man's kids, Chris and Pete. They quickly learn that they take for granted what they have. Simple things like just having a yard to play in leave Chris and Pete in awe.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fugitive Fraulein (s9, ep12)

Mason and Della travel behind the Iron Curtain and get involved in a murder case, which ends up being tried in an East German court.

10:00am

Matlock

The Body (s2, ep)

Matlock defends a woman after she's accused of murdering an aerobics instructor who slept with her husband.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

The Leftover Man: Part 2 (s6, ep17)

A white supremacist politician plans to have his wife's lover murdered and blame it on black radicals.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Vigil (s5, ep2)

Grandma is sick and Mary Ellen misdiagnosis the ailment.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Distant Drummer

"Raffie Bligh comes to Dodge with his drum. Grade makes Raffie play his drum. Sloate & Grade corner Raffie in the stable and make him crawl on a rafter to get his drum. When Grade is found dead everyone thinks Raffie did it."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Ben Tolliver's Stud

"Ben Tolliver quits working Jake Creed. Ben’s in love with Jake’s daughter Nancy. Jake accuses Ben of stealing one of his stud horses."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Five Candles (s10, ep22)

Ben and three others are trapped when the floor of the courthouse collapses—and one of the men may be a murderer.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Stranger At Night (s1, ep36)

Mark's finding the body of a murder victim starts Lucas, his friend, Artemus, and Marshal Torrance on a search for the killer.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Raid (s1, ep37)

When renegade Apaches wound Lucas and kidnap Mark, Marshal Torrance joins with U.S. Marshal Sam Buckhart to form a rescue posse.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Cappy Darrin Story (s3, ep7)

Old salt Cappy Darrin is on the train with his orphaned grandson, Tuck. Cappy's daughter granted custody of Tuck to his uncle, but as their parting nears Cappy finds he is reluctant to let Tuck go.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Communication Gaffe (s4, ep5)

Roy and Joanne go on a TV quiz show. Roy and John respond to a holdup where both a policeman and a suspect have been shot, and another officer gives them a hard time over treating the suspect. A woman brings in her abused son for treatment. A man inhales too much nitrous oxide. The paramedics treat a boy suffering an allergic reaction to a bee sting. A pickup carrying kerosene collides with a station wagon and starts a brushfire.

The final appearance of Radar O'Reilly!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Good-bye Radar: Part 2 (s8, ep5)

As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Period Of Adjustment (s8, ep6)

Klinger and B.J. both have Radar-related woes, causing them to go on a drinking binge. A drunken B.J. becomes violent with Hawkeye.

7:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep7)

7:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep8)

8:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep15)

8:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep16)

9:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep21)

9:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep35)

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Axis Annie (s3, ep23)

Hogan plans to use a propaganda radio announcer to get information to the underground.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

What Time Does The Balloon Go Up? (s3, ep24)

A basket-weaving and a kite-flying contest are part of Hogan's plan to transport an agent to England in a balloon.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Stop At Willoughby (s1, ep30)

Riding home from work on a train, a stressed-out man falls asleep and dreams it is 1880 and he is entering a small town called Willoughby.

Harvey Korman guest stars in one of his earliest roles!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Unsuitable Uncle (s6, ep7)

An unscrupulous uncle, who is in reality the father of his niece, returns home from the sea seeking money from the sale of oil leases on his land. When the man is found murdered, his shipmate is charged with the crime.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Three Dreams Of Findlater (s2, ep30)

A husband dreams constantly of a beautiful woman who prompts him to kill his wife.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Night The World Ended (s2, ep31)

A group of newspapermen plays a joke on a man who in return decides to get payback.

2:05am

Mannix

To Cage A Sea Gull (s4, ep12)

The site of a helicopter accident uncovers the body of a member of the Nazi party.

3:05am

Cannon

Nobody Beats The House (s2, ep13)

Cannon faces a mob kingpin threatening the life of a gambler's wife. Toby Hauser has accumulated 200,000 dollars in game debts. When he hides away his wife asks Cannon for help. Toby wants to put everything on a map. This game should be his last. Either he wins, or he dies.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Duet For Danger (s5, ep22)

The two amateur singers that Barnaby put in jail escape and head for Nashville.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

The Umquaw Strip (s2, ep4)

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe believes he has found a loophole in getting the Cannonball shut down: a Native American tribe may have a land claim to an area in which the tracks cross.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

As Hooterville Goes (s2, ep5)

A new automatic voting machine in Crabtree Corners may end Hooterville's record as the first community in the state to file election returns.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Happy Bank (s7, ep22)

Drysdale is sick of the Clampetts running their various businesses on the fifth floor, but many of the bank employees visit J.C. Enterprises. One secretary, Carol, is scheming to get Jed to take interest in her, after learning how much he’s worth, while Granny is treating Louise Cats, who she tells Drysdale is a bank employee, but actually is a pregnant cat of Elly May’s.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Sam Drucker's Visit (s7, ep23)

The Clampetts return from giving up J.C. Enterprises, and Granny gets a telegram saying that Sam Drucker, who won a trip to Hollywood, is going to visit, thinking he is coming to propose. When he arrives, she tries to get him to believe she is the goddess of the handsome Hollywood actors, as does Jethro, who doesn’t want Granny to move to Hooterville.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Popeye For President, Weight For Me, Matinee Idol Popeye, Barbecue For Two

"Popeye and Bluto run for President against each other., Popeye and Brutus return from six months at sea to find a very different Olive., Brutus is an egotistical French director making a film about Antony and Cleopatra, starring Popeye and Olive Oyl., Popeye's BBQ for two with is interrupted by everyone else."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Brothers Carry-mouse-off, Goldilocks And The Three Bears, Jerry-go-round

"Jerry uses radar to avoid any traps Tom has set up for him using food. Eventually Tom tries to dress up like a female mouse to trap Jerry but he is foiled when other cats chase him., Papa bear is a bit accident prone and somewhat cowardly in this version of the classic tale., Jerry helps out an injured elephant at the circus and the two work together to stop Tom from bothering them."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Wrestling Wrecks, Ski-napper, Witty Kitty, Private Eye Pooch, Case Of The Cold Storage Yegg, Three Lazy Mice, Hot Noon Or 12 O'clock For Sure

"Woody heckles at a wrestling match and ends up in the ring with the champ., Chilly tries to borrow coal from a ski resort where Smedley is working. When Smedley refuses, Chilly uses skis for tinder instead., Doc tries to claim a turkey he won in a raffle, only to discover the raffle was a con, and the prize is guarded by a watchdog named Cecil., After escaping a taxidermists' office, Woody is pursued by Strongnose the Bloodhound, who is supposed to bring him back to be stuffed., Inspector Willoughby follows bank robber Yeggs Benedict around the world in an attempt to capture him., Three lazy mice try to get out of working by claiming to be blind., Woody is a piano player in the Old West. When Buzz Buzzard comes into town to kill the sheriff, the sheriffs ask Woody to take over and catch him."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Hare We Go, Old Glory, Buckaroo Bugs, By Word Of Mouse, The Cat's Bah, Yankee Doodle Bugs

"Bugs accompanies Christopher Columbus to search for America. , Porky learns about the importance of the Pledge of Allegiance from the spirit of Uncle Sam and gets a complete history lesson., The masked marauder strikes again! A local dopey-hero is hired to catch the villain. Bugs gives the hero a hard time until he realizes that the masked marauder is Bugs! , A foreigner mouse comes to America and is amazed by its economic system. He goes to a mouse professor who explains how it works while they are being chased by Sylvester. , Pepe is in search of a female, American tourist skunk to take back to the Casbah. The, unfortunate, object of his desire is a female cat who accidentally had paint make a stripe on her back., Bugs gives his nephew pointers on early American history, writing himself into about half of the events. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Undead (s3, ep21)

The guys become involved with a voodoo ceremony and the walking dead as they try to track down a missing scientist.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Felizia Kingdom Story (s3, ep8)

Tough as nails Felizia Kingdom controls an enormous amount of land by force, and no one is good enough to inherit the responsibility. When Flint handles her henchmen with ease, she decides he's the man for the job.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Great Safe Robbery (s2, ep10)

Three comically inept brothers try hard to crack a railroad safe.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

No Chip

"Hutch Dolan and his brothers cause trouble by putting their cattle on Jeff Mossman’s land. They cause more trouble but pouring flour onto Pete, Jeff’s son. When Jeff confronts the Dolan’s with a gun, Hutch shoots him. With Jeff in town at Doc's the Dolan's ride back to Mossman's ranch."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

The Wave

"Gus Mather comes into Dodge and throws a big wake for a man named Orson Boggs Doc and Chester are suspicious of this whole wake situation, but Chester and Doc attend the wake nonetheless and partake of the free drinks. When Matt comes back to Dodge from his business trip, Chester informs Matt on what has been going on . Matt also thinks something strange is going on as well."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Wish (s10, ep23)

Hoss gets a taste of racism when he helps a black family get their farm in working order.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Outlaw's Inheritance (s1, ep38)

Lucas is the town's representative to the railroad commission until an infamous train robber dies and leaves his ill-gotten wealth to him. Lucas must clear his name and stop the reckless ambition of his replacement.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Boomerang (s1, ep39)

When a rancher dies after the bank forecloses the mortgage on his property, his son blames the banker for his father's death.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident At Deadhorse: Part 2 (s6, ep28)

Town boss Jud Hammerklein remains confident that he will never be executed, despite the feverish activity of the hangman.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Helen Of Abajinian (s1, ep16)

An Armenian winemaker hires Paladin to find his runaway daughter and break up her ill-considered romance with a cowhand.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Breakout (s2, ep4)

Josh in a federal prison plotting the great escape? The government employs Randall to portray an escaped prisoner in order to trick his cellmate into leading authorities to the $50,000 he stole and stashed away in a secret location.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Three Missing Links, Rockin Through The Rockies, G.i. Wanna Go Home, Merry Mavericks, Corny Casanovas, Uncivil War Birds

"Larry, Moe and Curly go on a location to Africa when Curly is cast as a gorilla, and there they come face to face with danger when they encounter a real gorilla on the set. , The Stooges are frontier guides leading a minstrel show west. When hostile Indians run the horses run off they are stranded. They must contend with a snowstorm and a marauding bear as well the Indians. After almost killing each other ice fishing they solve their problems by rigging up a sail on the wagon and sailing west. , The Stooges are civil war soldiers who are constantly changing uniforms to avoid the opposing armies. Eventually they decide to be loyal to the south, but remain disguised as Union soldiers. Curly is detected as a spy, but Moe and Larry prevent his execution. The boys escape with a secret map and marry their three southern belles. , The Stooges are discharged from the army and go to see their fiancées, but find they have been dispossessed and the wedding is off until they find a home. The boys have trouble finding a vacant apartment so they set up housekeeping in a vacant lot. Their housing problems seem to be solved until a farmer destroys their new home with a tractor. The Stooges then build a house of their own, but the girls aren't impressed with the one room mansion and walk out on them. , Set in the old west, the Stooges are mistaken for lawmen and manage to capture a gang of crooks. The boys then get the job of guarding some money in an old house reputed to be haunted by the ghost of an Indian Chief. The crooks escape and go after the money disguised as ghosts, but Shemp, disguised as the Indian Chief, manages to knock them out. , Love is in the air for these laughable Lotharios. The Stooges all romance the same gold-digging gal with hilarious results. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Return Of The Vampire

"When an errant bomb unearths the coffin of a vampire during the London Blitz, a gravedigger unknowingly reanimates the monster by removing the stake from his heart."

10:30pm

Batman

When The Rat's Away, The Mice Will Play (s1, ep12)

The Riddler blackmails Commissioner Gordon: unless he's paid $1 million dollars, he'll destroy The Queen of Freedom Monument along with King Boris.

Sally Kellerman guest stars!

11:00pm

Star Trek

Where No Man Has Gone Before (s1, ep3)

While exploring the edge of the galaxy, the Enterprise encounters an energy barrier that gives two crewmen godlike powers.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Through The Time Barrier (s3, ep1)

Professor Twiddle invents a time machine which takes Jimmy, Lois, Clark and a thug back 50,000 years.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

The Talking Clue (s3, ep2)

The Inspector's son is collecting sounds with a tape machine and records a safe being opened. When two crooks use the tape to their advantage, the son becomes an unwitting accomplice.

1:00am

Lost in Space

There Were Giants In The Earth (s1, ep4)

Professor Robinson discovers that the planet they are on will travel further from the sun. In an attempt to survive the Robinsons pack up and head south. Dr Smith stays at the Jupiter 2 while the Robinson family encounters a terrifying cyclops and an ancient deserted city.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Phantom Strikes (s2, ep17)

Havoc is wrought aboard the Seaview, as it is nearly destroyed by a phantom sub and its ghostly captain who seeks to reincarnate himself through Commander Crane.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Rescue (s1, ep23)

The Earthlings inadvertently cause a cave-in that traps two giant children, and Steve and Dan volunteer their services to Kobick to help rescue the children.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Massacre (s1, ep8)

The time travelers try to save themselves from the massacre of Custer's Seventh Cavalry.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Watchers (s2, ep3)

A hotel owner is taken over by invaders awaiting a guest.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Adam's Cub (pilot)

"Little Eliza and her parents are headed out west. During a stop, she wanders off and they (unknowingly) leave without her."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Miracle Of Flight

"An analysis of the ‘miracle of flight’ from the soaring condors of the Andes to the backward-flying fairy terns of Midway."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Danger: Wild Animals

"Marlin and Jim demonstrate how to handle dangerous animals of the zoo and the wild."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Prairie Village

"At the base of Devils Tower near Horse Heaven Pass in Wyoming, is a wilderness city populated by the ….prairie dog."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Monkey Shines

"Marlin and Jim rate the I.Q.’s of the gorilla, chimpanzee, baboon, orangutan, gibbon and ring-tailed monkey."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Island Outposts

"Marlin and Jim go island-hopping around the world."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Giants Of Dadanawa

"Because of its inaccessibility to man and its climate, the South American jungles encourage the growth of its animal life. Marlin and Stan Brock go on an expedition to capture the largest of their kind and to see just why these jungle giants grow to such proportions."

Series finale!

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

The Hair-brained Scheme (s5, ep22)

Bobby, wanting to get rich quick, begins selling bottles of hair tonic. One of his customers is his brother, Greg, who finds his hair turned orange, just days before his high school graduation.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Dear Libby (s1, ep2)

A troublesome letter about a blended family in an advice column draws Marcia's attention, and she assumes it was written by either Mike or Carol. She and the other kids devise a plot to keep their newly formed family together.

Will Fonzie get married?

11:00am

Happy Days

Fonzie's Getting Married (s2, ep13)

Fonzie announces that he's getting married and brings his bride-to-be to the Cunningham house for dinner. There, Howard recognizes her as a stripper he saw at a hardware convention in Chicago.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Dinner For Four (s4, ep12)

Laverne and Shirley meet two guys at the Pizza Bowl and think they have been invited over for dinner, but in reality the girls have been hired as maids for the evening.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Lucy Does The Tango (s6, ep19)

Chicken-raising and practicing a tango for Little Ricky's school PTA meeting combine to get the Ricardos and the Mertzes in a verbal battle. It's up to Ricky, Jr., and his neighborhood pal, Bruce Ramsey, to straighten things out.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Boat Builders (s2, ep16)

Wally, Chester and Tooey are building their own boat and plan to sail on it, despite Ward and June's forbidding Wally. Once at the lake, Beaver is the only one small enough to get in it and once on the water, the boat tips over leaving a soaked Beaver behind. However, it's trying to keep their afternoon of boating a secret from Ward and June, that's really going to wipe Wally and Beaver out.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

The Garage Painters (s2, ep18)

A lazy weekend leads Ward to direct Wally and Beaver to read a book, Tom Sawyer. The book influences them so much that they take on the job of painting the garage doors. However, they soon find the job to be awfully boring and messy. Chaos erupts when neighbor Bengie Bellamy stops by wanting to help.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Guru (s7, ep24)

Jethro decides to become a guru, which he believes will help him get girls, seeking the help of Mrs. Drysdale's guru, who is really a fake after money. Granny tries to bust him, but after the two have some moonshine, she ends up becoming the Great Mother, the Queen of Gurus, herself. She decides to go to India with the guru. Drysdale hears of this and calls the police to arrest the phony guru, but when the police do show they end up arresting Granny in her guru getup.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Jogging Clampetts (s7, ep25)

Granny sees Mrs. Drysdale chasing her husband, unaware that they are jogging, saying that she is really going to beat him. She starts believing that Mrs. Drysdale is beating her husband and the violence will spread. When Elly says that she beat Jethro, Granny worries the violence has spread, but Elly and Jethro clear everything up, telling her they’ve been jogging.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan's Mother-in-law (s2, ep1)

A native family from another island comes seeking a husband for their lovely but large daughter.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Beauty Is As Beauty Does (s2, ep2)

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide which of the three women will become "Ms. Castaway."

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama Bell (s5, ep)

Vint and Naomi hide a stray dog in the garage and convince Mama she is going senile when she complains of hearing a dog barking.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Very Dirty Dancing (s5, ep)

When Mama enters a dance competition, nothing is going to stop her "Latin Sizzle" from winning.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

Chef (s5, ep3)

Stubing's friend tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Bruce Pascal- Hot Wheels

"Bruce Pascal's got a need for speed. As a child, he loved Hot Wheels. Now, as an adult, he has a jaw-dropping, museum-like car collection that includes not just the cars. But also, some extremely rare items that were used to make the cars. Today, Bruce takes Lisa on a tour of his collection, from a hand-drawn sketch of the Olds 442, to a wood model Ferrari, to the Holy Grail of Hot Wheels, Bruce has them all and loves sharing his passion with others. Our expert, Joel Magee, will appraise Bruce's collection today, and who better than a self-proclaimed toy scout and a race car driver! Joel will also attempt to pull off a heart racing car trade with Bruce. One, one-of-a-kind prototype, for another. Who will end up in the driver's seat, our expert or collector?"

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Mr. And Mrs. Who? (s8, ep9)

Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic fever.

It's Thanksgiving at the 4077th!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Yalu Brick Road (s8, ep10)

Hawkeye and B.J. lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North Korean soldier.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie In The Cellar (s4, ep10)

Irene installs the new lock on the cellar door just as Mike and Gloria go away for the weekend and Edith leaves for a baby shower leaving Archie home alone. Not having paid attention to Irene's instructions, Archie locks himself in the basement. After finding a bottle of Polish vodka, Archie spends a long night contemplating his life through the haze of a drunken stupor.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Black Is The Color Of My True Love's Wig (s4, ep11)

Wanting to try something new, Gloria buys a brunette wig and it immediately arouses Mike, who desperately tries to get Gloria to wear it while they make love. However, Gloria is insulted which leads to a big fight that lands Mike to sleeping on the couch. Meanwhile, Archie is out of town on a Veteran's retreat, but when he arrives home he finds himself in the middle of the argument centering on the wig.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Second Honeymoon (s4, ep12)

For her 25th wedding anniversary, Edith is planning a romantic second honeymoon getaway to Atlantic City, the same place they went on their first honeymoon. However, trying to keep it a secret and trying to get Archie to come along may be a challenge, since he is all excited about an upcoming basketball game.

9:30pm

All in the Family

The Taxi Caper (s4, ep13)

Archie's moonlighting, driving cabs for Bert Munson, puts him in harms way when a young man pulls a gun on him and demands his wallet. Down at the police station, Archie is eager to identify the suspect, that is until an influential politician attempts to dissuade Archie by bribing him from pressing charges against the perpetrator.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

R&b Greats (s1, ep4)

The Ike And Tina Turner Revue - "Proud Mary"; Jackie Wilson - "Lonely Teardrops"; Stevie Wonder - "Fingertips"; James Brown - Medley: "Please, Please", "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag"; The Temptations - "I Can't Get Next To You".

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Family Sketch Show

"Family Sketch Show. Originally aired on 04/28/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write (s5, ep12)

Laura is inspired to write a children's book.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

You're Under Arrest (s5, ep13)

Angry after a fit, Rob has an even worse night.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Alice And The Blonde (s4, ep36)

The Kramdens and Nortons visit the Wedemeyers and the wives believe their husbands are neglecting them.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Death Ship (s4, ep6)

A three-man spacecraft lands on a planet and discovers the wreckage of a spacecraft identical to their own.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Hands Of Mr. Otterhole (s2, ep32)

A serial killer uses the heavy London fog to confuse the police.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Flip Side (s5, ep2)

The IMF must break up a drug-smuggling ring. Bracken gets his drugs from Mexico compliments of Diego Maximillian, who gets his drugs legally from C.W. Cameron. The IMF must connect Cameron to Bracken.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Nicest Fella You'd Ever Want To Meet (s2, ep18)

While traveling though a small town in Arizona, Kimble is arrested by the brutal and sadistic Sheriff Jo Bob Sims who has political ambitions. Sheriff Sims (unaware of Kimble's true identity) subjects him to slave labor with a group of other vagrants he a

4:00am

Harry O

Portrait Of A Murder

"Harry Orwell fights to prove the innocence of a mentally retarded teenager accused of homicide."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Gun (s1, ep15)

A Japanese widow is senselessly murdered, leaving her small daughter an orphan. Friday has a hard time controlling his emotions while seeking the killer.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Kids (s1, ep16)

A gang of juvenile thieves have been stealing petty items in order to gain membership into an exclusive club.

6:00am

Adam-12

Adoption (s4, ep18)

Malloy and Reed investigate the ransacking of a college football locker room and uncover a controversial performance enhancing drug program. They also investigate suspicious parents who backtrack after their maid reports their baby as missing, apprehend a reported prowler who is then suspiciously let into the home by the female accuser and engage in a bullet-riddled high speed chase through a residential area.

6:30am

Adam-12

Mary Hong Loves Tommy Chen (s4, ep19)

An undercover cop is left in a coma after being shot while investigating a potential attack by a youth gang on an elders' association in chinatown, but his girlfriend refuses to disclose time critical information to malloy and reed on orders from her powe

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Treehouse Adventure

"Bill and Toony build the treehouse of their dreams."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Pug Nose (s2, ep19)

When the new girl, Gloria, tells Wally that he has a pug nose, he becomes incredibly self-conscious and purchases a contraption that is suppose to give him a strong Roman nose. When Ward discovers the device, he gives him a pep talk which just makes matters worse.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Pigeons (s2, ep20)

Beaver, Larry and Whitey begin a pigeon club and they each purchase pigeons of their own. Beaver names his two Miss Canfield and Miss Landers, after his two teachers. However, when Beaver comes down with chicken pox, Wally is forced into caring for them, but soon finds Beaver isn't the only one ill, Miss Canfield and Miss Landers are also ailing.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Baffling Bug (s9, ep13)

The suspected theft of industrial secrets leads to an investigation by Drake, spying and murder.

10:00am

Matlock

The Reunion (s2, ep)

When one of Matlock's old law school pals is murdered, he faces the unpleasant task of proving that a former classmate is guilty of the crime.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Dish Best Served Cold (s6, ep18)

A swindlers homecoming upsets his wife and the families of his victims - especially Etta.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Comeback (s5, ep3)

Jason's scholarship at the music academy is canceled

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Fool

"A scheming woman (Else Hedgepath), who is after the money and wealth of Hannibal Bass, makes a play for Hannibal, but runs into some serious, SERIOUS trouble though when she tangles with *MRS* Bass!"

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Brother Love

"Gus Blake is killed when Jonas’s store is robbed by one of the Cumber’s brothers. Matt has to figure out which brother it was Nate or Frank."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Deserter

"Sgt. Samuel Bellis, accused of desertion, murder, and selling guns to the Indians. Bellis insists that he's innocent, and Candy believes him-but before he can clear Bellis' name, he must elude the Army patrol that is hot on the fugitive sergeant's heels. In a further plot complication, Bellis is married to an Indian woman named Nanata (Evelyn Davalos), whose own loyalties are greatly in doubt."

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Mind Reader (s1, ep40)

When a wealthy rancher is killed, Mark suggests that they seek the aid of a mind reader to identify the murderer.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Patsy (s2, ep1)

A group of outlaws devise a plan to get rid of Lucas so they can take over the town of North Fork.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Jess Macabbee Story (s3, ep9)

Flint, scouting ahead of the wagon train, is in search of fresh meat. With prospects none too good he comes upon a hidden paradise, green and lush and offering far more than he expected.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Surprise (s4, ep6)

A woman is thrown from a motorcycle into a cactus patch. A surprise birthday party is planned for Dixie, who breaks her ankle while shopping, and the ER falls apart without her. Gage and DeSoto rescue two workers trapped on the side of a building next to a 1,000-pound sign. A man is trapped in his new sauna. When an old woman refuses to leave her apartment during a gas leak, the building explodes with John inside.

It's a race against the clock in this real time episode.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Life Time (s8, ep11)

Hawkeye and B.J. race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. B.J.'s harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dear Uncle Abdul (s8, ep12)

Klinger discovers that his duties as company clerk include catering to the eccentric whims of the 4077th officers. Consequently, the unusual demands by Klinger's superiors leave little time to write a letter home to Toledo.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Captain's Outrageous (s8, ep13)

A brawl at Rosie's Bar puts Rosie in the hospital, and the 4077th doctors are pressed into service as temporary saloon-keepers. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is apprehensive that his long-pending promotion to captain will again be denied.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Stars And Stripes (s8, ep14)

Friction arises between B.J. and Winchester when they are asked to write an article for a prestigious medical journal on how they saved a soldier's life with a daring operation. Meanwhile, Hot Lips receives an eventful visit from Scully.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Brewster's Baby (s4, ep22)

After Drysdale stops the clan from going back home to deliver a baby, the Clampetts try to help the Brewsters with their baby, while Jethro unsuccessfully tries to open his own version of the Kitty Kat Club. Of course, the Brewsters don't need the help because they are adopting, though after hearing the explanation given, the Clampetts believe they really need help and advice.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Bensonhurst Bomber (s4, ep37)

Ralph gets into an argument at the pool hall and has to fight a big guy at the gym. He arranges it so that he can pretend to knock out a bigger man and make the other one scared. Instead he knocks out a stranger, regaining his confidence to go ahead with the fight.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Lebeau And The Little Old Lady (s3, ep25)

LeBeau tells the others he is taking messages to a little old lady, when really she is a beautiful lady he has fallen for.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Escape From Prison Camp Without Really Trying (s3, ep26)

Hogan hides 30 prisoners in order to keep the SS busy while the Allies build reinforcements.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Chaser (s1, ep31)

A man, desperate to win the affection of a beautiful woman, slips her a love potion.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Stand-in Sister (s6, ep8)

Two brothers, one a businessman, one a mobster, at separate times have claimed the same young girl as their daughter. Trouble follows when it is revealed that $100,000 due to the girl via a trust fund has been mishandled.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Man Greatly Beloved (s2, ep33)

A newcomer refuses to allow his garden to be used for a church activity.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Martha Mason, Movie Star (s2, ep34)

After years of being teased by her husband, a woman discovers that she looks very similar to movie star and decided to get payback.

2:05am

Mannix

Bang, Bang, You're Dead (s4, ep16)

The story of a murder plot from a young girl seems to be the truth when she becomes the victim of a hit-and-run attempt.

3:05am

Cannon

Hard Rock Roller Coaster

"A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Inside Man, The (s5, ep23)

An aspiring robber is declared a hero for facing his double-crossing partner.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Bullet (s1, ep17)

A dead man has been found in a locked room, along with a gun that could not have been the murder weapon.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Grenade (s2, ep1)

A surly teenager throws acid on the back of another student and later crashes a party armed with a live hand grenade.

6:00am

Adam-12

Sub-station (s4, ep20)

On temporary assignment at LAX, Reed and Malloy have to save a stewardess who is taken hostage inside a lounge by a man desperately trying to get the attention of a television producer. Afterward, they go undercover as rental car employees to intercept a large narcotics delivery from Toledo, and then try to identify and apprehend a rape suspect before he's able to escape on a flight.

6:30am

Adam-12

Back-up One L-20 (s4, ep21)

While transporting a burglar to the station with Malloy's assistance, Sgt. MacDonald strikes and kills a jaywalker with his cruiser, but unfortunately all of the witnesses on the sidewalk inexplicably claim she was in the crosswalk. With the burglar unmotivated to testify on MacDonald's behalf, Malloy has to take it upon himself to clear his boss.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

To Be A Kid Again

"Bill spends the day like a kid!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Tooth (s2, ep21)

Beaver learns he has to go to the dentist and that's when his friends tell him some horror stories about the drill the dentist is going to use. This prompts Beaver to become downright scared of going to the dentist.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Gets Adopted (s2, ep22)

Wally wins a trophy at school and Beaver accidentally breaks it. This leads Ward to accuse Beaver of being jealous of Wally and that he broke it on purpose. Upset, Beaver decides to get new parents and heads to an adoption agency.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golden Girls (s9, ep14)

A club owner is found dead, his partner charged. The men's animosity towards each other makes the case appear to be an open-and-shut ordeal, but Mason is not so sure.

10:00am

Matlock

Gigolo (s2, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend dance instructor Scott Lazar after he is charged with the murder of his married lover. It would be a lot easier to prove Scott's innocence if there wasn't another woman in the wings also claiming to be his lover.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Legacy (s6, ep19)

A son (Edward Albert) is opposed to his father's plan to give land to slave descendants.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Baptism (s5, ep4)

A famous evangelist visits Walton's Mountain to preach and baptize converts

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bad Sheriff

"Ed Gance shoots his partner thinking he’s trying to back shoot him. James Hark and Bill Turloe catch Gance and pretend to bring him in for the reward. Matt and Chester meet them on the prairie and tell them they’ll all ride back to Dodge together."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Unloaded Gun

"When 2 outlaws shoot and kill a storekeeper and his young employee, Matt sets out on to the prairie to find the killers. When one of the killers (Red Lime) dies from a gunshot wound from Marshall Dillon's gun, the other outlaw (Joe Lime) vows revenge on Matt Dillon for killing his brother."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Emily (s10, ep25)

Joe is caught in a love triangle when he meets up with an old girlfriend, Emily, a woman he had planned to marry.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Bloodlines (s2, ep2)

After Lucas kills a mountain man in a barroom brawl, his father arrives in North Fork determined to take revenge on Lucas and Marshal Torrance.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Blowout (s2, ep3)

Newly arrived gunslinger Al Walker throws a mammoth party at the saloon, keeping acting Marshal Ben Waller busy until Lucas is forced to intervene.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Danny Benedict Story (s3, ep10)

He says his name is Tom Smith, but a young man Major Adams meets on the trail refuses to join the wagon train and won't say why.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Daisy's Pick (s4, ep7)

Johnny competes for a date with a new nurse. The paramedics rescue an engineer frozen to refrigeration equipment, a man whose hands are glued to his model ship, a comatose child and an injured man trapped in a theater fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Yessir, That's Our Baby (s8, ep15)

A baby born to a Korean woman and an American GI is abandoned at the 4077th. Knowing that Amer-Asian children are often mistreated in Korean society, the troop sets about the frustrating task of finding a new home for the infant.

Shelley Long guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bottle Fatigue (s8, ep16)

Horrified by the gigantic size of his monthly bar tab at the officer's club, Hawkeye vows to give up booze for a week. Meanwhile, Winchester desperately tries to halt his sister's impending marriage to a man he considers unworthy of the Winchester heritage.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Heal Thyself (s8, ep17)

Colonel Potter turns crotchety when he catches the mumps, and his condition is worsened when Winchester gets the same disease and has to be quarantined with him. A temporary replacement surgeon, Newsome, is quickly brought into the 4077th and seems to be a gem in terms of both personality and ability.

7:10pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep17)

7:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s8, ep18)

8:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep21)

8:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep22)

9:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep23)

9:30pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s4, ep38)

10:00pm

Local Sports

Local Scheduled Programming (s3, ep27)

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Ultimate Weapon (s3, ep28)

Hogan plans to send German defenses to the wrong target by "giving" Schultz ESP so that the Allies can bomb an important target.

Jack Klugman guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Passage For Trumpet (s1, ep32)

Convinced he'll never amount to anything, a trumpet player attempts suicide and then finds himself in a world where no one can hear or see him.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Weary Watchdog (s6, ep9)

Della asks Mason for $25,000 to help her friend, Janet Brent, who is being blackmailed by an employee of her husband, who has staged compromising photos of her in a motel.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

West Warlock Time Capsule (s2, ep35)

A taxidermist uses his art to dispose of his brother.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Father And Son (s2, ep36)

Sam needs the money his father will not give him so his girlfriend can marry him.

2:05am

Mannix

Deja Vu (s4, ep14)

A prediction from a fortune teller hits too close to home as it reveals how Mannix will die.

3:05am

Cannon

The Dead Samaritan (s2, ep15)

Mrs. Manning, a former policewoman, hires Cannon when her husband becomes the victim of blackmailers. The man is an electrician specialized in wiretapping. Three criminals find that the electrician has recorded one of his conversations.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Run Away To Terror (s5, ep24)

A runaway thinks she committed a murder.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Shooting Board (s2, ep2)

Friday lands in hot water after a thief he attempted to apprehend, and in the process shot at, turns up dead and SID can't find evidence that the man fired at Friday.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Badge Racket (s2, ep3)

Three con artists have been swindling businessmen from out of town by posing as a prostitute and two policemen. The detectives set a trap as Gannon pretends to be a manufacturer from Lincoln, Nebraska.

Dick Clark guest stars!

6:00am

Adam-12

Who Won? (s4, ep22)

Malloy and reed try to curb a chronic street racing problem by befriending the club leaders and working with a racing promoter to open a legitimate drag strip. Their efforts, along with a highly anticipated race between reed and officer wells, are put in

6:30am

Adam-12

Eyewitness (s4, ep23)

Malloy and Reed search for a six-year-old boy who was apparently abducted while walking home from school, and later fear that an elderly witness's wildly inaccurate account may actually pertain to a different crime. They also respond to a barking dog complaint and become suspicious of the dog's owner, mediate a domestic dispute caused by a husband's obsession with watching football, respond to a very creative college prank and pursue armed robbery suspects through a crowded train depot with the aid of a police helicopter.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

1954 Was Red Hot!

"Bill dials the clock back to '54, when rock was rollin' and Atomic Fireballs were the hot new thing."

Beaver gets spooked by a local haunted house!

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Haunted House (s2, ep23)

Beaver and Larry become convinced that the Cooper house is haunted by a witch and Beaver and Larry are scared to death. So when June gets Beaver a job walking Mrs. Cooper's dog, Beaver's fear gets the best of him.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

The Bus Ride (s2, ep24)

June and Ward allow Wally to escort Beaver on a bus headed to a friend's house in Crystal Falls. However, on one of the stops, Beaver inadvertently gets on the wrong bus, a bus that takes him back to Mayfield.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bogus Buccaneers (s9, ep15)

Aspiring actor Tony Polk lands a job on a popular TV program. Part of his job consists of dressing up in a buccaneer costume and delivering gifts to viewers at their homes. Another actor and Tony trade lists and before too long he's up the creek.

10:00am

Matlock

The Umpire (s2, ep)

When a baseball umpire is murdered, Matlock has a whole team of suspects. It seems that everyone had a beef with the ump.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Even Nice People: Part 1 (s6, ep20)

Corrupt developers set their sights on Lana's farm. When she refuses to sell they enlist the services of an arsonist to force her out.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Firestorm (s5, ep5)

John Boy publishes excerpts from Hitler's writing in his newspaper and the town is upset.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Tall Trapper

"Marv Rowley and his wife Tassie stop for the night and camp with a trapper named Ben. Marv comes into Dodge for a doctor saying his wife is sick but when Doc gets there he discovers she was beaten to death. Rowley accuses Ben. When Matt gets to the wagon her body is gone."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Love Thy Neighbor

"12 yr old Pete Scooper dies after tearing his leg on barbed wire and getting blood poisoning. Leroy Galloway and his son chased Pete thinking he stole a sack of potatoes. Ben Scooper and his other son Harley come gunning for the Galloways. A bloody feud ensues with no winners."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Running Man (s10, ep26)

When Candy receives an urgent letter from an old flame requesting his help in the town of Butlerville, he and Joe ride out and find that an old friend is part of the problem.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Obituary (s2, ep4)

Newspaperman Byron Claremont specializes in profiles of famous gunmen. One of his stories was responsible for an old-time marshal's death; and his next subject is Lucas.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Tension (s2, ep5)

Gavin and Ezra Martin think that Lucas killed their son, Clemmie, while taking part in a train robbery. Lucas refuses to tell them what really happened.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Vittorio Bottecelli Story (s3, ep11)

A king orders his womanizing nephew to San Francisco. He joins the wagon train but causes the Major problems as the husbands are complaining about the man's salacious ways.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Quicker Than The Eye (s4, ep8)

A pregnant woman accidentally shoots herself. Tired of Chet's antics, the station gets their revenge by playing a practical joke of their own. A construction worker caught under a boat refuses an IV, and a man in an accident communicates through the use of his thumb.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Morale Victory (s8, ep19)

Tired of their constant complaints about the quality of recreational activities at the 4077th, Colonel Potter appoints Hawkeye and B.J. as the new morale officers. Winchester's morale has already reached a new peak: He's ecstatic about his operation on a wounded soldier, Sheridan, which saved the boy's leg, leaving only "negligible" side effects—less use of his right hand. However, the soldier was a concert pianist before the war.

Robert Alda guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Lend A Hand (s8, ep20)

Irritated that the 4077th is planning a "surprise" party for him, Hawkeye volunteers to go to the aid of a wounded surgeon at the front. An additional irritant to Hawkeye is the arrival of Dr. Borelli, a wisecracking medical advisor with whom he habitually disagrees.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Goodbye, Cruel World (s8, ep21)

Klinger redecorates his quarters, but the resultant ridicule he receives drives him to new heights in his efforts to get out of the Army. Meanwhile, the doctors are perplexed by the reaction of an Asian-American war hero who tries to kill himself.

This visually striking episode takes us inside the heads of the 4077th.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Dreams (s8, ep22)

The 4077th can't escape the Korean War, even in its dreams. Exhausted after two days without sleep, members of the 4077th steal away for catnaps and experience dreams that reveal their fears, yearnings and frustrations.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Old Folks Home (s4, ep24)

It is spring cleaning time, and Granny is trying to clean the mansion from top to bottom. Jed wants to stop her from doing this and thinks the way to do so is to get Granny out of Beverly Hills. He tells the family to make Granny think she is too tired and too old to work so hard, and Jethro and Elly lay it on a bit too heavy. But it works, and Granny does stop the cleaning.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

A Man's Pride (s4, ep39)

Ralph tells Alice's ex-boyfriend that he runs things at the bus company.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Monkey Business (s3, ep29)

Hogan gets a stray chimpanzee to deliver radio parts to the underground.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Drums Along The Dusseldorf (s3, ep30)

After Hogan mines a bridge, he learns that a truck of Allied prisoners would be the first to cross it and a new plan is born which includes a flaming arrow from Sioux Indian Carter, aka Little Deer Who Goes Swift And Sure Through Forest.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Mr. Bevis (s1, ep33)

An eccentric loser gets a new life from his guardian angel, but there is a price to keeping it.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Lurid Letter (s6, ep10)

A young widowed high school English teacher in a small town is accused via letter of making passes and more towards some of her male students. But a small town is a small town and it seems that all the key figures are involved.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Indestructible Mr. Weems (s2, ep37)

An apparently dying man is offered the first plot at a brand-new cemetery.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

A Little Sleep (s2, ep38)

Two brothers, one of them a murderer, share a cabin with a woman.

2:05am

Mannix

Duet For Three (s4, ep15)

Ellen Gray hires Mannix because she believes she has been stalked by a Vietnamese man ever since the death of her husband in Hong Kong.

3:05am

Cannon

Death Of A Stone Seahorse (s2, ep16)

A smuggler is attacked by mobsters interested in learning where he has hidden his booty. He escapes in Raymond Durstin's gallery. He turns to Cannon.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Death Beat (s6, ep1)

Barnaby investigates a TV reporter who fakes stories just to get big ratings.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Bank Jobs (s2, ep4)

A nervy bank robber uses innocent women to help commit his crimes. Friday and Gannon are nearly sidetracked when one of the victims lies about her involvement and later proves to have a criminal record of her own.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Neighbor (s2, ep5)

Bill invites Joe to dinner and a football game at his home in Eagle Rock. The only problem: Gannon's neighbors keep interrupting the visit with petty and then not-so-petty problems.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Wednesday Warrior (s4, ep24)

Reed becomes preoccupied with the well being of a friend, an electrical engineer by profession, who has just qualified as a reserve police officer and has the bad luck of drawing Officer Wells as his partner. On patrol, Reed and Malloy help out a group of distrusting young adults who are planning to illegally camp in a public park after a rock concert, pull over a young couple in a stolen car and aid wells and the reservist in the foot chase of a heavily armed man who has been coercing innocent strangers into committing bank robberies.

Mickey Dolenz guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Dirt Duel (s5, ep1)

A rash of purse snatching leads Malloy and Reed to investigate a motorcycle gang. Determined to convince the gang he has not prejudged them, Malloy challenges their leader to a motocross duel at Indian Dunes.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Wild About Weather

"What's the forecast? Bill will explain with the help of an actual meterologist. "

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver And Gilbert (s2, ep25)

The Cleavers have new neighbors in the Gates family and Beaver befriends their son, Gilbert Gates (changed to "Bates" in later episodes). However, Ward, June and Wally quickly realize the obvious when Beaver comes home with all kinds of wild stories that Gilbert has told and that Beaver is convinced are true.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Price Of Fame (s2, ep26)

While staying after school cleaning the chalkboards, Larry convinces Beaver that Mrs. Rayburn keeps a spanking machine in her office closet. Later, a curious Beaver sneaks a peek but soon finds himself locked in the principal's office. Beaver's fame doesn't go over well with his family, but Beaver has another problem on his hands: he's just gotten his head stuck in an iron fence in the park.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Midnight Howler (s9, ep16)

A woman is accused of killing her ex-husband, shot to death during a live radio broadcast while giving an interview. His ex-wife admits to being present during the murder, but swears she did not pull the trigger.

10:00am

Matlock

The Investigation: Part 1 (s2, ep)

Sam Gerard is a well-known mobster who is about to be exposed. His estranged son, Craig, is arrested for murder but refuses to go to Sam for help. He instead goes to Matlock.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Lake Winahatchee: Part 2 (s6, ep21)

Bill discovers the motivation behind a crime syndicates attempt to muscle in on Sparta and the reason they are determined to get Lana's land.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Wedding - Part 1 (s5, ep7)

Mary Ellen is engaged to Dr David Spencer and they plan the wedding.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Bad Seed

"Trudy Trainer sneaks into Matt’s camp and tries to steal some meat. Trudy ran away from home and Matt tells her he’s bringing her back in the morning. Matt decides to bring Trudy to Dodge then the trouble begins."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Kitty Shot

"Kitty is shot by a man named Bayloe. Matt goes after Bayloe and catches him but while trying to bring him back to Dodge, they keep getting shot at."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Unwanted (s10, ep27)

Lorrie Mansfield runs away with ranch hand Rick Miller, much to the ire of her marshal father.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Eddie's Daughter (s2, ep6)

After the daughter of Lucas' friend arrives in North Fork, two strangers threaten her life.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Panic (s2, ep7)

Town character Brett Conway blackmails Lucas with the knowledge that a young couple Lucas rescued are suffering from yellow fever.

A classic Christmas episode!

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The St. Nicholas Story (s3, ep12)

As Christmas Eve approaches, the wagon train encounters a happy time, the perils that go with hostile indians and a little lost boy who may have already been captured by those same hostiles.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Foreign Trade (s4, ep9)

John and Roy consider trading cars. A frat pledge chokes during initiation. Dixie takes on hospital management after budget cuts affect her nursing staff. A young patient cures Dr. Early’s hiccups. A basketball player gets stuck in his car. A vehicle teeters on the edge of a drawbridge.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

War Co-respondent (s8, ep23)

B.J. finds himself attracted to a famous war correspondent, Aggie O'Shea, who has fallen in love with him.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Back Pay (s8, ep24)

Angered by the way civilian doctors in the States are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services. Meanwhile, Charles reluctantly demonstrates American medical practices to three Korean medics, and is on the receiving end of their medical expertise.

The gang is making pranks galore on April Fools Day.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

April Fools (s8, ep25)

A no-nonsense Colonel, who is notorious as a hard-nosed disciplinarian, visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranksterism. Colonel Potter tries in vain to halt the mayhem before Colonel Tucker arrives in camp.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Best Of Enemies (s9, ep1)

On his way to some R&R in Tokyo, a North Korean soldier forces Hawkeye to perform an emergency roadside operation on his buddy.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Flatt And Scruggs Return (s4, ep25)

Lester Flatt, Earl Scruggs and Gladys Flatt visit the Clampetts. Gladys is hoping for a career in singing, but all she gets is a country-cooking lesson. And Jane quits her job at the bank after Drysdale accuses her of joy riding, when in reality she was driving the Clampetts’ guests to the mansion and singing along with Flatt and Scruggs.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Tv Or Not Tv (s4, ep1)

Ralph and Norton buy a T.V. set together and constantly fight over what to watch.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Clearance Sale At The Black Market (s4, ep1)

After seeing something he shouldn't have, Schultz is ordered to the Russian front.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Klink Vs. The Gonculator (s4, ep2)

Hogan leads Klink to believe a rabbit trap is a secret electronic device in order for Klink to bring an electronics expert, who wants to defect, to camp.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The After Hours (s1, ep34)

A woman is shocked to learn that the floor of a department store on which she bought a gold thimble doesn't exist.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fickle Filly (s6, ep11)

After her father's death, a young woman finds herself penniless and alone. Then a present from her father—for which he paid $50,000—drops on her lap. However, it turns out to be worthless.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Dangerous People (s2, ep39)

Two travelers carefully watch each other, thinking that the other is a psycho escaped from jail.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Glass Eye (s3, ep1)

A shocking surprise awaits a woman who is about to meet her favorite star.

2:05am

Mannix

Round Trip To Nowhere (s4, ep4)

Mannix uncovers a mysterious world that surrounded the late husband of his client, Amanda Hewitt.

3:05am

Cannon

Moving Target (s2, ep17)

A murderer believes there's no other way out than putting the blame of a crime he committed on his sister, a retarded girl.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Mercenaries, The (s6, ep2)

J.R. is asked to find a man who hasn't been heard from since he became a mercenary.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Frustration (s2, ep6)

Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Senior Citizen (s2, ep7)

A series of daring daylight house burglaries are taking place perpetrated by an octogenarian who uses the wedding and obituary notices in the paper to select his victims.

Tina Sinatra and Frank Sinatra Jr. guest star!

6:00am

Adam-12

The Late Baby (s5, ep2)

Malloy finds himself attracted to the new girl in the steno pool, and decides to ask her on a date after learning she's Officer Wells' 25-year-old niece. Out on patrol, he and Reed investigate a report of a prowler in a heavily wooded neighborhood, make a deal with a flower vendor before booking him for unpaid tickets, engage in a high-speed pursuit with a green corvette and investigate a suspicious gardener.

6:30am

Adam-12

Airdrop (s5, ep3)

While on duty in a rural area, Reed and Malloy request the assistance of the DEA to build a case against the smug pilot of a light plane whom they suspect is involved in a drug smuggling operation.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

An Amazing Hoax

"Toony tricks Bill into believing that the sky is falling."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

A Horse Named Nick (s2, ep27)

Beaver and Wally get jobs at the circus cleaning the animals and a promise to each be paid $10 dollars at the end of the week. However, the end of the week comes and there is no money in sight; instead, Beaver and Wally become the proud owners of a horse named Nicholas, which they hide in the garage.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Hero (s2, ep28)

Beaver discovers that Ward was in WWII and brags to his classmates that Ward was a war hero. As usual, his classmates don't believe him and Beaver promises to bring in some momentos to prove it. However, at home, Beaver discovers that Ward was an engineer in the war and didn't actually fight in combat, thus leaving Beaver to take drastic measures so as not to look like a fool in front of his classmates.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Vanishing Victim (s9, ep17)

When Dr. Stacey Fielding's small airplane crashes and poison is found in his body, Miriam Fielding is arrested because the last thing Fielding drank was whiskey from a flask she had given him.

10:00am

Matlock

The Investigation: Part 2 (s2, ep)

Sam Gerard is a well-known mobster who is about to be exposed. His estranged son, Craig, is arrested for murder but refuses to go to Sam for help. He instead goes to Matlock.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Correct Settling (s6, ep22)

Eugene hopes a well-known minister can save his father from Death Row. But someone runs the Reverend off the road on his way into town and the Sparta police try to protect him and track down his assailant. Meanwhile Harriet struggles with what her part in her ex-husbands appeal should be and is even more unsettled when Eugene demands that she break up with Bill.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Wedding - Part 2 (s5, ep8)

Mary Ellen is engaged to Dr David Spencer and they plan the wedding.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

About Chester

"Matt and Chester go looking for Doc who’s missing. Chester’s horse comes up lame and when he comes upon a small ranch he gets taken prisoner."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Harriet

"Harriet’s father is murdered out on the prairie and she walks 40 miles to Dodge. She lies to the Marshal about what happened out on the prairie then gets a job at the Long Branch to look for the men who murdered her dad."

2:00pm

Bonanza

Speak No Evil (s10, ep28)

When Coley Clayborn's estranged mother returns to Virginia City, he believes she has come back to claim his father's gold mine.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Ordeal (s2, ep8)

When their wagon breaks down, Mark and an injured Lucas are stranded in the desert.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Spiked Rifle (s2, ep9)

Mark is kidnapped as he and Lucas try to protect Banker Hamilton's gold.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Ruth Marshall Story (s3, ep13)

Flint goes to look for a white woman lost in a battle with the Sioux 11 years earlier. After a Sioux brave wounds Flint, he saves himself by shooting the brave. A white woman who doesn't speak and lives with four wolves finds and treats Flint.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Camera Bug (s4, ep10)

John thinks he can be a photographer and pesters Roy for candid shots. A teenager suffers smoke inhalation at an elementary school fire. A fireman thinks he's having a heart attack. A woman is bitten by a scorpion. Dixie has "one of those days" as she and Dr. Brackett deliver a baby in a restaurant on their lunch hour. The driver of a truck full of dynamite is pinned behind the wheel of his vehicle as it catches fire.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Letters (s9, ep2)

Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. Margaret writes about how there are some patients she will never forget, while the Colonel tells of his days as "Hoops."

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Cementing Relationships (s9, ep3)

A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Father's Day (s9, ep4)

Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the general who it belongs to is really steamed.

A classic Christmas episode!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Death Takes A Holiday (s9, ep5)

Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Folk Singers (s4, ep26)

After their careers don’t exactly work out well, Jethro, after unsuccessfully trying to launch himself into space, and Miss Jane, after quitting at the bank, decide to launch a career in folk music. But the two learn that what they actually had in mind isn't anywhere in their future and end up deciding to return to their original plans.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Funny Money (s4, ep2)

Ralph finds a suitcase on his bus that contains counterfeit money, only to be sought out by those who printed it.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

How To Catch A Papa Bear (s4, ep3)

Hogan unknowingly sends Newkirk into a Gestapo trap for Papa Bear.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Hogan's Trucking Service... We Deliver The Factory To You (s4, ep4)

Colonel Crittendon shows up again and messes up Hogan's plans to destroy a ball bearing plant.

Jack Warden guest stars!

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Mighty Casey (s1, ep35)

With his broken-down baseball team on its last legs, the manager enlists the help of a human-looking robot with the ability to throw super-fast pitches.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Polka-dot Pony (s6, ep12)

A wealthy woman is confronted by two girls who claim to be the daughters she was forced to abandon 20 years before.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Mail Order Prophet (s3, ep2)

Ronald risks his future following the predictions of a fortuneteller.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Perfect Crime (s3, ep3)

A famous criminologist discovers that he has sent an innocent man to jail.

2:05am

Mannix

What Happened To Sunday? (s4, ep10)

Mannix can't recall the events of the past 24 hours—other than a haunting memory of a little girl falling from a balcony.

3:05am

Cannon

Murder For Murder (s2, ep18)

A writer was murdered. His latest book would deal with the biography of an industrialist. Cannon must protect the co-author and investigate the activities of the industrialist.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Wife Beater, The (s6, ep3)

Barnaby investigates a vicious husband who beats his wife.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

My Dog The Actor (s2, ep6)

The family has a potential star in their midst. Billy Jo's dog is named as one of five finalists in a contest to be on a television dog food commercial.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

The Great Buffalo Hunt (s2, ep7)

Uncle Joe schemes to scam British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it's a hunting lodge.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Collard Greens An' Fatback (s7, ep26)

Granny is cooking collard greens and fat back for the Spring Collard Festival, just as the Drysdales are planning to sell their house to move into the house on the other side of the Clampetts. As the possible buyer, Pat Boone, is touring the house, he smells an unusual odor, which Mrs. Drysdale covers as orchid fertilizer. But Boone, who comes from Tennessee, knows it is collard greens and fat back and heads to the Clampetts.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Back To The Hills (s8, ep1)

Granny is afraid of a mountain lion she sees in her root cellar, and Elly May reveals it is hers. But after reading the paper and seeing that Elverna Bradshaw’s daughter is getting married, Granny tells Jed they need to go home and return to the Hills to get Elly married first. As Granny is planning the trip home, Jethro reveals he is going to college, as Jed is unsuccessfully trying to have breakfast.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

Wood-peckin’, I Likes Babies And Infinks, Too Weak To Work

"Popeye tangles with a tough woodpecker., Popeye's pal Swee'pea causes consternation when Olive Oyl is unable to stop him from crying and she calls upon the sailor man to help., Bluto thinks he needs a complete rest; Popeye, however, soon teaches him that honest toil is best as he puts him through a workout in a rest hospital."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Just Ducky, Bear That Wasn't, Purr-chance To Dream

"When a duckling becomes separated from his mama duck, Jerry rescues the duckling from a hungry Tom., A bear settling down for a long winter hibernation ends up sleeping for a very long time and awakens to find out that mankind has progressed into the industrial age., Tom isn't sleeping well and keeps having nightmares about getting beat up by a bulldog."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

All Hams On Deck, St. Moritz Blitz, The Un-handy Man, Coo Coo Nuts, The Flying Turtle, Bungling Builder, Chilly's Hideaway, Niagara Fools

"Captain Blah kidnaps Woody so his treasure can remain hidden., Smedley has to stop Chilly from cutting ice fishing holes in a skating rink., Charlie tries to build an automatic garage door opener., Woody is stranded on an island with a hungry castaway that likes woodpeckers., A Foolish Fable Cartoon. Herman the Turtle tries everything to learn how to fly only to get killed in the processs and turned into an angel with wings., Junior and Charlie attempt to build Bessie a sewing room themselves, and it doesn't go well., Smedley tries to evict Chilly Willy from Colonel Pot's mountain home., A guide at Niagra falls tries to stop Woody from going over the falls in a barrel, only to take the trip accidentally himself five times."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Now Hare This, The Prize Pest, Strangled Eggs, Devil's Feud Cake, Chimp And Zee, Beep Prepared, Forward March Hare

"In this parody of Little Red Riding Hood and Goldilocks, Bugs faces off against a big bad wolf., Porky won a radio quiz show contest, and his prize is Daffy popping out of a cake. , Foghorn Leghorn is completely out of food. To survive the long winter, Foghorn decides to court Miss Prissy. , Yosemite Sam robs a bank and hijacks a plane. He then jumps out of the plane without a parachute and ends up in Hell. He makes a pact with the Devil to catch Bugs and the Devil sends him through time, but Sam can never seem to get him. , Chimp and Zee must avoid capture from a hunter looking for exotic animals. , Wile E. Coyote chases the Road runner in this classic., Bug gets accidentally drafted into the military. It soon becomes clear that a rabbit does not belong in a man's army considering how much of catastrophe-causer he is. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Amnesiac (s3, ep22)

A stagecoach carrying the western states' entire supply of smallpox vaccine is attacked and the drug stolen. Furman Crotty, a convicted criminal serving time in Leavenworth, is demanding his release from jail with a full pardon and a ransom for the safe return of the drug. While Jim, injured in the attack on the stage, struggles with amnesia, Artemus tries to find both his friend and the drug before a full-scale epidemic hits.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Lita Foladaire Story (s3, ep14)

Never having met Lita Foladaire, Major Adams learns a lot about her past, the town she grew up in, the people who loved her and, most importantly, what happened to her surrounded by those same people.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

The Iron Box (s2, ep11)

Nick and Heath are arrested by a corrupt sheriff and sent to a road-gang prison. When the warden learns that the two prisoners are of the “California Barkleys,” he plans to tempt Nick into leading a breakout so he can legally shoot the brothers outside the wire.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Potshot

"Hutch Dawkins sets off firecrackers in front of the Long Branch. Chester gets shot by a man hiding in the alley. Matt thinks its bank robbers trying to get him. Matt gets the robbers but they didn’t shoot Chester. Kitty thinks Hutch might have shot Chester."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Old Faces

"Tilda and Tom Cook come to Dodge. Ed Ivers and Varden start trouble with Tom at the Long Branch. Tom is going to face Ivers in a gunfight until Tilda tells Tom the truth about her past. Ivers eggs Tom into a fight anyway."

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Fence (s10, ep29)

While Ben and Hoss visit an old friend to negotiate the purchase of a mine, former Confederate soldiers arrive wanting to exact revenge on the Cartwrights' friend for starving POWs during the Civil War.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Letter Of The Law (s2, ep10)

Lucas makes a life-or-death decision when Micah is held hostage and the kidnappers demand the release of a notorious outlaw.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Legacy (s2, ep11)

Lucas tries to do a good deed for the old town drunk but it backfires when the drunk's son believes he inherited Lucas' ranch.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident Of The Gilded Goddess (s6, ep29)

Rowdy's old acquaintance, Louise Temple, is on the run for killing a sheriff. She ran the Temple Of Gold gambling hall.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

Ella West (s1, ep17)

The promoter of a wild west show asks Paladin for help taming down a very wild and famous female sharpshooter and show her how to act like a lady.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

Estralita (s2, ep5)

After Randall rescues Jake Pringle from a lynch mob's rope, he learns he's not the only one with an interest in keeping the killer alive.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

Punch Drunks, Disorder In The Court, Grips, Grunts And Groans, Hot Ice, Flagpole Jitters, Pain In The Pullman

"Moe is a boxing promoter looking for a good fighter. , The Stooges are witnesses at a trial where their friend, a dancer at a nightclub where they are musicians, is accused of murder. , All aboard for non-stop hilarity! The Stooges and their pet monkey join a traveling vaudville troupe, making for a very bumpy ride. , The Stooges become trainers of "Bustoff", a champion wrestler. The big boss has a lot of money bet on Bustoff and orders the boys to take good care of him. Instead they accidentally knock him out and Curly must disguises himself as Bustoff and wrestle in his place. The match doesn't go very well until Curly smells "Wild Hyacinth" perfume on a lady fan at ringside. This drives him crazy and he knocks out his opponent and half the people in the stadium. , The Stooges apply for job as 'Yard Men' at Scotland Yard, thinking they'll become detectives, but instead wind up as gardeners. When they accidentally see a memo about the theft a famous diamond, the boys decide to go after the crooks. They find the crooks, but Shemp accidentally swallows the diamond, which was hidden in a bowl of candy. The bad guys want to cut the diamond out, but the boys foil them with the help of a friendly gorilla. , The Stooges are taking care of their invalid friend Mary who is confined to wheelchair. At their jobs in a theater, where they hope to earn money for an operation for Mary, they witness a hypnotist, doing his act. The Stooges become subjects for his show and are hypnotized into walking out on a flagpole high above the ground. When they come out of their trance and realize their predicament they fall into a window and foil a robbery in progress thus earning reward money to pay for Mary's operation. [ A remake of "Hocus Pocus".] "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

Invaders From Mars

"A young boy learns that space aliens are taking over the minds of earthlings."

10:30pm

Batman

The Joker's Flying Saucer (s3, ep24)

The Joker uses an alien distraction in order to build his own flying saucer. Before Batman and Robin can stop him, the Joker's bomb destroys the Batcave.

Sulu fences in this fan-favorite!

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Naked Time (s1, ep4)

A strange alien substance causes the crew to act out their deepest inhibitions, while the ship plummets out of orbit.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

The Lucky Cat (s3, ep3)

The anti-Superstition Society is being threatened, and Superman uses a cat to help find the culprit.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Superman Week (s3, ep4)

While plans are made to celebrate "Superman Week," Sy Horton's mob forces Jimmy to reveal the secret of Kryptonite.

1:00am

Lost in Space

The Hungry Sea (s1, ep5)

Professor Robinson discovers that the planet's orbit will bring immense heat on the spaceship. With that knowledge, the Robinsons take off in the Chariot and head south. Dr. Smith stays behind because he believed them to be lying, but soon realizes the orbit is odd.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

The Sky's On Fire (s2, ep18)

While the Van Allen belt burns, a fanatical unofficial kills several aboard the Seaview in an attempt to sabotage Nelson's plan to explode the burning gases from the atmosphere.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Sabotage (s1, ep24)

A new giant security chief finds himself at odds with a senator championing the Earthling'ss cause. So he decides to eliminate two birds with one stone by killing Obek and framing the Earthlings for his death.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Devil's Island (s1, ep9)

The travelers materialize in 1895 on Devil's Island, where they try to help French captain Alfred Dreyfus escape.

5:00am

The Invaders

Valley Of The Shadow (s2, ep4)

The death of an alien causes the invaders to try and cover up the evidence, even if it means killing an entire town.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

Blood Brothers

"Adams recalls the tale of how he met Nakoma when he was a new "Greenhorn" to the ways of the wilderness. How Nakoma helped him learn survival and also the tribal ceremony that bonded their friendship as Blood Brothers."

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Puma Pass

"A story of the community of wildlife living in a mountain valley, reigned over by a puma who lives at the head of the pass."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Fact Or Fallacy

"Marlin and Jim set out to separate fact from fallacy among many popularly held ideas about the animal kingdom."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Queen Of The Everglades

"Marlin and Jim take us into one of the wildest areas of the natural wild kingdom in the U.S., the vast Everglades."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Survival In The Sun

"Even under searing temperatures of 120 degrees or more, life tenaciously takes hold in the Sonora Desert. This American Southwestern region is an arena of daily competition…between animals, plants and insects, struggling to survive the extremes and severities of the desert’s environment. It’s truly a “survival of the fittest,” and a ruggedly beautiful adventure. Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler are there observing as predator hunts its prey, be it the grey fox, badger or sidewinder snake. Then you’ll be part of the intense excitement as a peccary…the only true wild pig in the United States…becomes the target of Marlin’s capture gun, which shoots a harmless, sleep-inducing drug into the animal. The peccary is then tagged, so that its habits may be more carefully studied, and that life, under the difficult circumstances of the Sonora, may be more clearly understood by man."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Poles Apart

"Many animals dwell in the wild kingdom that literally are ‘poles apart’ in structure, habits and adaptations. In the laboratory and in the wild, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore and explain such extreme contrasts such as: the slow heartbeat of the elephant and the rapid beat of a mouse; the alligators’ jaws built to crush and a tropical bird’s beak built to pry; birds that migrate and birds that ‘stay put’; a bird that flies a mile a minute and a sloth that travels a food a day."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Amazon Jungle (the Great)

"The great tropical rain forest, supports life at all levels. Fowler captures the largest mammal of the Amazon Jungle."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

A-camping We Will Go (s1, ep8)

Mike and Carol prepare for a family camping trip. However, the boys are not thrilled that the girls will be coming along, and the girls aren't exactly thrilled about sleeping in the wilderness.

The family takes a vacation to King's Island!

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

The Cincinnati Kids (s5, ep11)

Mike has to present some plans for an addition to King's Island, an amusement park in Cincinnati, so he invites the whole family along. However, a mixup occurs and Mike is left with a Yogi Bear poster while Jan is left with Mike's plans for the amusement park.

11:00am

Happy Days

Ah, Wilderness (s7, ep15)

The guys and their girls go on a camping trip for their spring vacation. Under Richie's leadership, however, everything seems to go wrong and nobody has a good time.

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

Not Quite South Of The Border (s5, ep14)

Laverne and Shirley arrive in New Mexico for a vacation, finding that half of their hotel room is missing and that they have to share the space with another guest.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Deep Sea Fishing (s6, ep7)

It's Lucy and Ethel vs. Ricky and Fred in a fishing contest while they're on a Florida vacation. The wager: $150 (about what Lucy and Ethel had spent in hotel boutiques), so both sides do a little cheating to ensure a victory.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Train Trip (s1, ep26)

After a week-long visit with their Aunt Martha, Wally and Beaver prepare to head home to Mayfield on a train. After talking Martha into letting them buy their own tickets, they discover they're short the money after spending it on junk food and find themselves wondering how they are going to get home.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Happy Weekend (s2, ep13)

Ward takes June and the boys away on a trip to a cabin in hopes of experiencing the "great outdoors." However, as he quickly discovers, getting away from today's modern conveniences will be more difficult then he anticipated.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Clampetts Go Fishing (s2, ep22)

Drysdale and Jane try to get the Clampetts interested in deep-sea fishing, but face an obstacle: Granny. She has a fear of water and refuses to go on a boat. So, Jane comes up with the idea of letting them visit Marineland. They decide to go right away and are impressed by the giant fishing holes. And Granny sees the fish of fishes, a giant whale.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Silver Dollar City Fair (s8, ep3)

It is the first day of the Silver Dollar City Fair, and Granny is working on getting Elly May a husband before Elverna Bradshaw’s daughter gets married. The two women continue to fight and argue, challenging one another more and more. But with the excitement of the fair, Elly enters a few contests, and Granny arranges plots to brag about Elly May.

Kurt Russell guest stars as the Jungle Boy!

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy (s1, ep19)

Gilligan discovers a jungle boy living on the island.

Phil Silvers guest stars!

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

The Producer (s3, ep4)

A famous Hollywood producer crash-lands on the island. When he insults Ginger, the castaways stage a "Hamlet" musical play to restore her confidence.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama Goes Hawaiian: Part 1 (s4, ep)

An old Hawaiian custom rings true for Iola, Bubba and even Mama when a visit to Lover's Grotto brings them romance.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

Mama Goes Hawaiian: Part 2 (s4, ep)

Mama schemes to rid herself of Billy, the man she saved from drowning, and then goes sightseeing with Iola, Bubba and their new "true" loves.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

His Girls Friday (s5, ep13)

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Alex Arnold- Indiana Jones

"Alex Arnold is known as “Indie” in the Indiana Jones collectors’ world. He was five years old when his parents introduced him to Indiana Jones, and he was instantly hooked; Indiana Jones was more relatable than superheroes with superpowers. He didn’t start collecting, though, until 2016, when his mother gave him a resin box that held Indiana Jones DVDs, a Blockbuster exclusive. After that, the hunt was on, and he began to collect every Indiana Jones item he could find. Today, his job as an RN can be taxing, and his R and R is turning on one of the movies. And posting Indian Jones related content on social media. His public exposure has led to everything from promoting Indiana Jones products to being invited to movie premieres. Alex will show us the treasures he has collected, and our pop culture expert Joel Magee, a.k.a “America’s Toy Scout", will put a price on the entire haul."

The 200th episode of M*A*S*H

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

A War For All Seasons (s9, ep6)

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Your Retention Please (s9, ep7)

Klinger is so depressed by news that his ex-wife plans to remarry, he reenlists for an additional six-year stretch. Meanwhile, a male nurse has a gripe against the Army.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Archie Is Cursed (s4, ep14)

Archie spouts off his ideas about women in sports and claims that men can play any sport better than women. Hearing this, Irene challenges Archie to a pool match, where he is eager to prove his point, that is until he discovers Irene has won pool tournaments. This is when he backs off and complains of a sore back to get out of the bet, claiming Frank has put an Italian curse on him.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Edith's Christmas Story (s4, ep15)

The Christmas season has everyone in the Christmas spirit. For a joke, Archie purchases some fake nose and mustache glasses that were on sale, but Mike also happened to go to that same store and hit that same sale. Meanwhile, Edith returns from a doctor checkup and confides in Gloria the fact that she has a lump in her breast and she fears it may be breast cancer.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Mike And Gloria Mix It Up (s4, ep16)

One evening, Edith and Archie go out for the evening to a party that Edith's Cousin Amelia is having, leaving Mike and Gloria with the house to themselves. When Gloria makes sexual advances on Mike, the two become embroiled in a huge argument, in which Mike insists that the man is supposed to make the first move.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Feels Left Out (s4, ep17)

It's Archie's 50th birthday and Edith, Gloria and Mike are planning a surprise party for him. However, Archie finds out about the party and Edith insists that he act surprised when he walks through the door. Meanwhile, Archie isn't so happy about celebrating his birthday when Archie insists that he's 49, but Mike confirms that he indeed is 50 years old, according to his birth certificate.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

The Bad Boys Of Rock 'n' Roll

"The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction; The Animals - "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"; James Brown - "Papa's Got A Brand New Bag" "I Feel Good"; Jerry Lee Lewis - "Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On"; Bo Diddley - "Bo Diddley"; The Animals - "Bring It On Home To Me"."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Ken Berry And Jim Nabors

"Guests Ken Berry and Jim Nabors. Originally aired on 10/20/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Fifty Two, Forty Five Or Work (s5, ep14)

Rob recalls a hard summer when Laura was pregnant and the show was on hiatus.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

Who Stole My Watch? (s5, ep15)

Rob accuses his friends of stealing his new watch.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

The Golfer (s4, ep3)

Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and, of course, the situation turns into a disaster.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Jess-belle (s4, ep7)

A woman enlists the aid of a witch to cast a spell that will make a man fall in love with her.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Heart Of Gold (s3, ep4)

An ex-con searches for a place to stay after he is released from prison.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

The Innocent (s5, ep3)

In the Middle East, Willy and Barney infiltrate a chemical plant to gain access to Dehominant-B, a quick-acting lethal gas. Barney is exposed to Dehominant-B and crippled; Willy escapes but Barney is captured.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Fun And Games And Party Favors

"A family drama tangles Dr. Kimble up with two young lovers and a blackmail scheme."

4:00am

Harry O

The Acolyte

"Harry Orwell follows a murder trail that leads him to a religious sect and a plot to defraud a mentally disturbed woman."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big High (s2, ep8)

An elderly businessman concerned about the welfare of his grandchild informs Friday and Gannon that his daughter and son-in-law are using marijuana regularly. The young couple make no apologies for their lifestyle, which inevitably leads to disaster.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Ad (s2, ep9)

An ex-con named Steve Deal contacts Friday and Gannon when a classified ad that he placed, offering to do "anything" for money, results in an offer to commit murder. Friday goes undercover as Deal.

6:00am

Adam-12

Lost And Found (s5, ep4)

Malloy and Reed transport an unconscious 8-year-old boy to Rampart General Hospital and help him and his parents cope with the ordeal. Afterwards, they assist a child welfare hotline operator locate a 15-year-old girl who has intentionally overdosed on pills, and then race to find the boy they brought in earlier after he escapes from the hospital.

6:30am

Adam-12

Training Wheels (s5, ep5)

After completing a hazardous driving refresher course, Sgt. MacDonald assigns Malloy and Reed to a nighttime undercover bicycle patrol to test Officer Wells' idea on how to deal with a rash of residential car break-ins. The next day, they pull over a hippie with an obnoxious passenger, and then put their refreshed driving skills to the test when called to a burglary in progress at a new car showroom.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Bingo Bill

"Tooners, join Bill and Toony for a game of B-I-N-G-O!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Says Good-bye (s2, ep29)

Ward makes an offer on a house located in a neighboring town and Beaver believes moving is going to be a sure thing. This leads him to tell all his classmates that he's moving, but when the deal falls through Beaver must tell his class that he won't be moving after all—after they've just thrown him a goodbye party and shoved a handful of presents in his face!

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Newspaper (s2, ep30)

While cleaning in the garage, Beaver and Wally come across an old typewriter. Beaver decides to fix it up and begin his own newspaper with Larry. However, someone is standing in his way, Wally, who claims the typewriter is his property.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Golfer's Gambit (s9, ep18)

Washed up golfer Chick Farley has made many enemies throughout the years and it's not really a surprise when he turns up murdered. But when fellow golfer Jim Harrell is charged with the death, Mason gets a mysterious envelope containing $2,500 and a request from Harrell to defend him.

10:00am

Matlock

The Hucksters (s2, ep)

Matlock sets out to prove that one of three people murdered a scheming huckster.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Child's Play (s7, ep1)

Chief Gillespie is fired by the city council and Sparta's new police chief Hampton Forbes arrives in town. Bill's last case with Sparta P.D. is a murder investigation in which a young boy has been implicated.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Cloudburst (s5, ep9)

A mining company comes to town and wants to buy land.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Big Man

"Pat Swarmer gives Kitty a hard time at the Long Branch. Matt comes in and hits Pat and makes him leave but Swarmer says he’ll be back and get Kitty. When Pat is beaten to death Jud, who was drunk at the time, thinks he saw the Marshal do it. Matt has to prove it wasn’t him that did it."

1:30pm

Gunsmoke

Little Girl

"Matt & Chester come upon a burning house. A man is dead but his step daughter is alive and now orphaned."

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Ride In The Sun (s10, ep30)

When Tobias, April Horn and a former Army scout pull off a daring robbery, injuring Ben in the process, Hoss and Joe join the search posse, bent on catching the thieves.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Baby Sitter (s2, ep12)

A dance hall singer asks Lucas to care for her daughter in an effort to hide the baby from her self-righteous, bigoted father.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Coward (s2, ep13)

Lucas becomes involved in a battle between an aspiring writer and a cocky, bragging trail boss.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Colonel Harris Story (s3, ep15)

Flint goes to Fort Young to see the Harris family and Bowman Lewis, who were friends from his youth. He finds out that Mrs. Harris is dead and that her husband swears to wipe out all Indians including Lewis, who leads the Comanche and his mother, Princess.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Firehouse Four (s4, ep11)

The station enters the fireman's barber shop quartet contest. A man keeps requiring rescue while trying various ways to exercise. A woman overdoses on sleeping pills.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Tell It To The Marines (s9, ep8)

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Taking The Fifth (s9, ep9)

Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Operation Friendship (s9, ep10)

Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

No Sweat (s9, ep11)

Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns and Klinger takes the P.A. apart—just some of the events that occur during another unendurably hot night at the 4077th.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Beautiful Maid (s4, ep27)

The Clampetts take in Ulla, a Swedish actress hoping to learn their way of life for a movie, and a girl they think is a poor sharecropper's daughter.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

A Woman's Work Is Never Done (s4, ep4)

Tired of Ralph's endless domestic complaints, Alice takes a job and leaves a maid to take care of the housework.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

To The Gestapo With Love (s4, ep5)

The Gestapo gets three beautiful girls to pry secrets out of the guys.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Man's Best Friend Is Not His Dog (s4, ep6)

A dog buries a bone containing film from Carter's camera that has images of a new German tank.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A World Of His Own (s1, ep36)

A playwright has the ability to make his characters literally come to life.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Shoplifter's Shoe (s6, ep13)

Mason digs into a dead man's past in search of evidence to clear an accused murderer.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Silent Witness (s3, ep5)

A toddler is the only witness to the murder of his babysitter.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Reward To Finder (s3, ep6)

A very poor janitor finds a wallet containing $5,000.

2:05am

Mannix

The Judas Touch (s4, ep13)

A missing police officer leads Chief Carl Yaring in search of the cop, a former ex-con who was suspected of robbery and murder.

3:05am

Cannon

To Ride A Tiger

"Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Yesterdays Terror (s6, ep4)

A woman with a shady past plots the murder of her blackmailer.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Missing Realtor (s2, ep10)

A woman real estate agent is missing and turns up dead in a vacant home. The detectives' one suspect, the woman's ex-boyfriend, is cleared; then credit card bills for purchases made after the woman's death start appearing.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Dog (s2, ep11)

A purse-snatching dog? This is the case Friday and Gannon must solve. Making things more difficult, victims give different descriptions of the four-legged thief.

6:00am

Adam-12

Badge Heavy (s5, ep6)

Reed puts his reputation on the line when he decides to file a formal complaint against a fellow officer after witnessing him use excessive force. On patrol, he and Malloy search for suspects in two separate robberies.

6:30am

Adam-12

Harry Nobody (s5, ep7)

Malloy and Reed's investigation of a fatal shooting in a hotel room hinges on the eyewitness account of a hopeless wino named Harry who is desperate to make a name for himself. Meanwhile, they investigate a report of a peeping tom at the home of an exotic dancer.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Trekkin' The Bayou

"Bill and Toony visit Louisiana on the next stop of Toon in With Me's "Trekkin' All 50" tour of the United States."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Sweater (s2, ep31)

Beaver sees an Eskimo sweater in a store window and becomes determined to get one. He finally convinces Ward and June to get him one, but the first day he wears it he sees Judy Hensler wearing the same sweater.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Friendship (s2, ep32)

Beaver spends the weekend at Larry's but the first night there they get into a terrible argument and Beaver goes home angry. After Ward tells Beaver a story about Damon and Pythias, Beaver and Larry swear to die for each other. Larry then promptly demands that Beaver give him his homework to prove himself.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Sausalito Sunrise (s9, ep19)

An art dealer and his girlfriend are arrested for two murders related to a series of hijacks. Paul goes undercover to ferret out the hijacking ring, and Mason finds himself staring down the barrel of a gun pointed by a killer even he never considered.

10:00am

Matlock

The Lovelorn (s2, ep)

Matlock agrees to defend a man who has been accused of murdering the relationship columnist whose response ended his relationship.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Hatton's Turn: Part 1 (s7, ep2)

Hampton Forbes assumes the office of Chief of Police and Bill becomes the Sheriff of Newman county. Former Spartan Wade Hatton returns to Sparta hoping to make sense of his life and rekindle his relationship with Sarah Hallisey. Bubba and Covey take the new chief on a tour of Sparta and Bill takes Wade to visit some distant cousins. Meanwhile two young criminals involve a mentally handicapped young man in a terrible crime.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Great Motorcycle Race (s5, ep10)

Jim-Bob fixes up Ike's old motorcycle and enters a motorcycle race

The first hour-long episode of the series!

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Perce (s7, ep1)

An outlaw named Perce McCall helps Matt fend off three gunmen, much to everyone's surprise.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Another Windmill To Go (s11, ep1)

An eccentric who calls himself Don Q. Hought arrives in Virginia City and has a series of misadventures.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Surveyors (s2, ep14)

Mark runs away from home after his father questions his story about overhearing a plot to rob the bank.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

Day Of The Hunter (s2, ep15)

A famous buffalo hunter tries to goad Lucas into a shooting match.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Maidie Brandt Story (s3, ep16)

Maidie Brant is found by the wagon train. Needing fresh horses after a cougar attack, she is reluctant to say why she would rather pay top dollar for the Major's horses rather than ride back into town.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Details (s4, ep12)

While responding to a call, Roy and John witness a pedestrian being struck by a car. A woman is badly burnt in a fire. John thinks about settling down. A belly dancer overdoses on diet pills. A child bites a dog and the dog bites back. At a burning building, Roy and John must jump to safety.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Depressing News (s9, ep12)

Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

No Laughing Matter (s9, ep13)

Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Oh, How We Danced (s9, ep14)

Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bottoms Up (s9, ep15)

One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro's Pad (s4, ep28)

Jethro hires himself out cleaning Mr. Drysdale’s garage, and he discovers the magazine Swinger, a magazine for international playboys. After reading the magazine, he does all he can to become an international playboy. He gets a portable playboy parlor at the city dump and heads to the Kitty Kat Club to get some girls. He has no luck, but Drysdale arranges for two Kitty Kats to show up to Jethro, one being Miss Jane.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

A Matter Of Life And Death (s4, ep5)

When Ralph thinks he's dying and sells the story to a magazine, he discovers it was a dog who was sick instead.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Never Play Cards With Strangers (s4, ep7)

Hogan's plan to blow up a rocket fuel factory boomerangs back at him.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Color The Luftwaffe Red (s4, ep8)

Hogan and his men volunteer to paint the headquarters of the Luftwaffe in order to steal an important map.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

King Nine Will Not Return (s2, ep1)

A WWII captain finds himself in the desert, next to his crashed plane. Where is his crew? And why are futuristic jet planes flying overhead?

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Bluffing Blast (s6, ep14)

A young girl searching for the father she has never seen seeks Mason's help when she's charged with murder.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Enough Rope For Two (s3, ep7)

A criminal released after 10 years in imprison plans to recover his stash.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Last Request (s3, ep8)

A longtime criminal is sentenced to death for a crime he did not commit.

2:05am

Mannix

With Intent To Kill (s4, ep21)

When attempts are made on the life of Detective Ira Deegan, who is in hot pursuit of a robber, his wife hires Mannix to keep an eye on her husband.

3:05am

Cannon

The Prisoners (s2, ep20)

Gordon Bell gets involved in a fight. When his opponent dies, Gordon is arrested and charged with murder. Cannon has to bring the truth to light . The corpulent detective soon discovers that Gordon is only a pawn in a devilish scheme.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Damocles Gun, The (s6, ep5)

The victim of a hit-and-run disappears as the sole witness calls an ambulance.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Pyramid Swindle (s2, ep12)

A female con-artist uses an evangelistic approach to lure buyers into her pyramid scheme. The Bunco division can't charge her with false advertising, so they prosecute her for operating a lottery.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Phony Police Racket (s2, ep13)

Friday and Gannon investigate a scam involving a phony LAPD newsletter, which comes with a card for subscribers entitling the bearer to preferential treatment from the police.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Surprise (s5, ep8)

It's Malloy's birthday, but he's consumed with anger over the thought his colleagues might have a plan to throw him a surprise party. On a busy patrol, he and Reed make an ironic traffic stop while responding to a burglary call at an antique store, deal with an extremely embarrassed theft victim at a lingerie store, investigate suspicious activity at a service station, use a creative approach to apprehend a serial jewelry store burglar and engage in a shootout inside the police station's parking garage.

6:30am

Adam-12

Vendetta (s5, ep9)

Malloy and Reed suspect that a well-armed immigrant tailor who claims to be defending his establishment from burglars is actually plotting a murder. In the meantime, they deal with a drunken traveling businessman who passes out in a bar girl's car.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

That's A Racket

"Bill and Toony break down racket sports!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Dance Contest (s2, ep33)

Wally gets an invitation to attend a cotillion with Mary Ellen Rogers. At first he wants to turn down the invitation, but then decides to go anyway, despite the fact that Mary Ellen has signed them up to do the cha-cha in a dance contest.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Wally's Haircomb (s2, ep34)

Wally begins combing his hair a new way, which was inspired by a fad started by Eddie that has swept his school. However, June and Ward are aghast by his hairdo and June becomes determined to get Wally to change his haircomb back to his normal style.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Scarlet Scandal (s9, ep20)

Another fishing trip goes awry for Mason when he's drawn into the murder of a woman who was killed while delivering a blackmail payment.

10:00am

Matlock

The Genius (s2, ep)

When Matlock's nephew, Irwin, is charged with murder, his investigation leads to a high-tech computer firm.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Hatton's Turn: Part 2 (s7, ep3)

Wade and Sarah try to keep young Henry from being punished for a crime he did not commit and Forbes and his officers search for the two men who are really responsible.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Pony Cart (s5, ep11)

Martha Corrine, Grandpa's sister in law, comes to the mountain to visit.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Old Yellow Boots (s7, ep2)

A fortune-hunting cowboy engaged to a wealthy woman is suspected of murdering her brother, who objected to their union.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Witness (s11, ep2)

The Cartwrights protect a witness involved with a recent stagecoach robbery. However, they are unaware that she is a compulsive liar.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Mail Order Groom (s2, ep16)

When a stranger arrives to marry the town spinster, two brothers who want her land try to discourage him with threats and a beating.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

A Case Of Identity (s2, ep17)

Mark finds himself in grave danger when two unscrupulous detectives searching for a man's long-lost son claim that it is Mark.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Larry Hanify Story (s3, ep17)

On his deathbed, Joe asks Flint to look after his 17-year-old son, Larry Hanify, and get him to California. The catch is that the boy is in jail, awaiting trial for armed robbery.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Parade (s4, ep13)

Roy and John finally restore their old fire engine to ride in the California Fire Fighters Parade. A man with heart problems causes an accident for which the other driver blames herself. Dr. Early treats a patient who has a seizure in the waiting room. A man on a date passes out and has difficulty breathing. A child's medical condition causes an argument between his divorced parents.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Red/white Blues (s9, ep16)

Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Bless You, Hawkeye (s9, ep17)

When Hawkeye can't stop a sneezing fit that has no apparent cause, psychiatrist Sidney Freedman digs into the surgeon's past for a clue to this unusual malady.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Blood Brothers (s9, ep18)

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Foresight Saga (s9, ep19)

The 4077th is given a gift of fresh-grown vegetables by a grateful Korean; and Potter questions the veracity of an upbeat letter from Radar.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Bird Watchers (s4, ep29)

Miss Jane’s bird watcher leader, Professor Biddle, comes to town to visit. And Jed and Granny are trying to get a man for Elly. After Elly shows up with Professor Biddle, Jed decides that fixing Elly May up with Dash Riprock couldn’t hurt. Drysdale blackmails Dash with a bad TV role to get Dash to ask Elly out. He doesn’t get to the Clampett mansion in enough time, and Jed has no luck with stopping Elly, so she ends up going with Professor Biddle, Miss Jane and Jethro on their bird expedition.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Sleepwalker (s4, ep6)

Norton is sleepwalking and Ralph gets stuck looking after him.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Guess Who Came To Dinner? (s4, ep9)

Hogan learns his underground contact may be a double agent after he arranges for her to go to England.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

No Names Please (s4, ep10)

Right after Hogan helps a journalist escape from the Germans, an American paper tells of Hogan's operations at his camp.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Man In The Bottle (s2, ep2)

A discontented curio shop owner thinks he's finally found happiness when a genie grants him four wishes.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Prankish Professor (s6, ep15)

When a college professor is murdered after publishing a lurid novel featuring thinly veiled versions of his colleagues' private lives, the man's estranged wife is charged with the crime.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Young One (s3, ep9)

A teenager’s desire to be free leads her to murder.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Diplomatic Corpse (s3, ep10)

A young couple tries to smuggle a corpse out of Mexico.

2:05am

Mannix

The Crime That Wasn't (s4, ep20)

Dennis Coverly fears he and his family are in danger when a missing corpse is linked to a crime hit set for Mannix.

3:05am

Cannon

The Seventh Grave (s2, ep21)

Cannon investigates a kidnapping case. The lawyer David Rackham has been abducted. Because he is diabetic and needs a certain drug, Cannon questions the pharmacists of the surroundings.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Gang War (s6, ep6)

A gang kidnaps J.R. and demands that he find out who killed the leader.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Trial Board (s2, ep14)

An officer accused of taking a bribe has chosen Sgt. Friday to represent him at his trial board hearing. Witnesses saw the officer accept the money, but he insists it was for the payback of a loan made years ago.

It's a race against the clock in this Christmas episode.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Christmas Story (s2, ep15)

A statue of the child Jesus was stolen from a church. Joe and Bill have to get it back by Christmas. They have less than 48 hours.

6:00am

Adam-12

The Chaser (s5, ep10)

Malloy and Reed investigate an interstate bounty hunter who has an invalid gun permit and questionable tactics. Meanwhile, they deal with an elderly man who strongly dislikes hippies, and a frustrated wife who desperately wants to receive a traffic ticket.

Scatman Crothers guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Hot Spell (s5, ep11)

On an unseasonably hot day, Malloy and Reed suspect that an elusive bicyclist who overreacts to having his air pump stolen in a park is actually a drug pusher. Meanwhile, their investigation of a two-month-long yard sale leads to an armed fugitive.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

It's 64!

"Bill and Toony revisit the pop culture highlights of 1964."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

The Cookie Fund (s2, ep35)

Beaver and Larry have been put in charge of the class cookie fund and are taking turns guarding the money. A new kid takes advantage of them and cons Beaver and Larry out of three dollars from the fund.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Forgotten Party (s2, ep36)

An old friend of Beaver's, David Manning, invites him to a birthday party and Beaver promises to attend, but as the week passes Beaver forgets all about it. When the day arrives, June, Ward and Wally scramble to find the Beaver, who is spending the day with Larry, wandering around town.

See the only episode of Perry Mason to ever air in color!

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Twice-told Twist (s9, ep21)

When a young car thief—who helped strip Mason's car down to the frame—is charged with murder, Mason decides to take the case.

10:00am

Matlock

The Magician (s2, ep)

After a night at the magic show with Julie, Matlock agrees to defend magician Daniel Fontaine when he's charged with the murder of his assistant and lover, Sandy Farrell, a woman who was as devious as she was beautiful.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Depraved Heart (s7, ep4)

The daughter of an old friend asks Bubba to arrest the man who knowingly gave her AIDS.

It's Christmas on the Walton's Mountain.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Best Christmas (s5, ep12)

Olivia wants this Christmas to be the best ever

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Miss Kitty (s7, ep3)

When Kitty takes a young boy off the stagecoach one night, Matt attempts to figure out his identity.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Silence At Stillwater (s11, ep3)

In the town of Stillwater, Candy is a victim of mistaken identity and finds himself jailed.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Visitor

"Lucas is drawn to a young widow passing through town on her way to claim an inheritance, but others who covet it are trying to kill her."

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Hero (s2, ep19)

After a young stablehand kills a notorious gunslinger, he is baffled by the hostility of the townspeople.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Clayton Tucker Story (s3, ep18)

Taking a dangerous route through the desert to join up with the wagon train, a small band of settlers takes a turn for the worse when they lose the scout leading them and then can't agree on how to proceed.

5:00pm

Emergency!

The Bash (s4, ep14)

A man is trapped on a film set with a bear. When Roy and John rescue him, they are invited to a "thing" that the man is giving later that week. John talks Roy into getting overdressed for the event. Dr. Brackett treats a man suffering from trichinosis. A bomb blast injures two men. The paramedics resuscitate a musician at the party.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Life You Save (s9, ep20)

After Charles is nearly felled by a sniper's bullet, he develops a philosophical obsession with death. Meanwhile, the officers have all been assigned new responsibilities.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (part 1)

"A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero! "

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

That's Show Biz (s10, ep1)

A touring USO show brings an unexpected touch of vaudeville to the 4077th when the star showgirl requires an emergency operation. And wouldn't you know, the comedian is Klinger's hero!

Joey Pants himself, Joey Pantoliano guest stars!

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Identity Crisis (s10, ep2)

Father Mulcahy counsels a GI who is plagued by guilt because he has swapped tags with a dead colleague. Meanwhile, B.J. and Charles consider ways of keeping a soldier-salesman quiet.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jethro Gets Engaged (s4, ep30)

Jethro gets a job as Dash Riprock’s double, thinking this will make him twice the actor that Dash is. However, Jethro, now going by Beef Jerky, learns that his new job isn’t all it is cracked up to be. He gets blown up and burned. When Dash finds out what Jethro got himself into, he tries to save him.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Better Living Through Televison (s4, ep7)

Ralph and Norton go on T.V. to sell a kitchen utensil.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Bad Day In Berlin (s4, ep11)

A U.S. undercover agent helps Hogan and his men get a defecting Nazi officer out of Berlin.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Blue Baron Strike Again? (s4, ep12)

Hogan gets Klink to throw a party for WW I flying ace Blue Baron in order to find his headquarters.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

Nervous Man In A Four Dollar Room (s2, ep3)

Ordered to commit a murder, a smalltime hood nervously looks in the mirror and sees the man he could have been.

Bette Davis takes over for Perry in this memorable episode!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of Constant Doyle (s6, ep16)

After the death of her husband and partner, Joe Doyle, Constant Doyle takes on a case involving a young man who knew her husband. She asks for Mason's help and he suggests she hire the Paul Drake Detective agency.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Deadly (s3, ep11)

Housewives being blackmailed by a plumber exact their revenge.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miss Paisley's Cat (s3, ep12)

A lonely woman learns to love a stray cat that wandered into her apartment.

2:05am

Mannix

A Gathering Of Ghosts (s4, ep19)

A strange college reunion for Mannix's old football squad at a ghost town ends in murder.

3:05am

Cannon

Catch Me If You Can (s2, ep22)

A young girl turns up dead at the yacht party thrown by two jet set brothers, Edgar and Norman Bruce. Her father, George Able, wants to exact revenge, but before he can even get close to the siblings he is beaten up by his henchmen. Cannon is hired by Abel's second daughter.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Daughter Of Evil (s6, ep7)

Barnaby trails a jewel thief who's using call girls to distract his victims.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Shipment (s2, ep16)

Drugs are found aboard a plane that has crashed in the San Fernando Valley. The pilot is quickly traced, but in order to force him to name his connection, Friday and Gannon ask the press to sit on the story for a few hours.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Search (s2, ep17)

When two small girls go missing, the mother is convinced that their estranged father kidnapped them. However, a preliminary investigation by Friday and Gannon determines that the man has no knowledge of his daughters' whereabouts.

6:00am

Adam-12

Gifts And Long Letters (s5, ep12)

Malloy and Reed begin today's patrol by investigating a deluded and reclusive parolee whose troubled girlfriend in the apartment next door has just attempted suicide for the second time. In the meantime, they provide vital information to a detective's search for an armed robbery suspect.

6:30am

Adam-12

O'brien's Stand (s5, ep13)

Malloy's headstrong and elderly apartment manager stages a protest at the station after she's victimized by a serial purse snatcher, and Malloy suggests a stakeout will be their only chance to apprehend the suspect. On patrol, he and Reed chase a suspicious vehicle into a lumber yard, and investigate the murder of a young man at his parents' home.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Return To Camp Watchington

"Bill goes scouting, trying to earn more patches for his sash."

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver The Athlete (s2, ep37)

After getting a poor grade in gym class on his report card, Beaver becomes determined to prove to everyone that he is a good athlete, so he signs up to play baseball—where it's the boys versus the girls.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Found Money (s2, ep38)

Larry invites Beaver to the carnival and tells him that his mother will treat him. However, when Mrs. Mondello refuses to give Larry money, Larry decides to find some. So Larry throws some of his mother's money out the window and when Beaver comes over, Larry pretends as if he's found it.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Avenging Angel (s9, ep22)

Mason acts as a middleman between an investor and music industry big shot Clete Hawley, who has been hired to turn Sandy Chester into a star. It is no secret that Hawley is brilliant but cruel, and when he ends up murdered his newest star-in-training, Chester, is charged.

10:00am

Matlock

Fisherman (s2, ep)

Matlock defends a Vietnamese fisherman and his son when they are accused of murdering a racist fisherman. And It isn't just the fishermen that Matlock ends up defending, as he, too, becomes a target of the racist townspeople.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Incident At Brewer's Pond (s7, ep5)

A night of revelry at a local pond turns deadly.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Last Mustang (s5, ep13)

A wild mustang is captured on Walton land and Grandpa wants it to remain be and remain free

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Harper's Blood (s7, ep4)

A man tries to balance the bad blood between his sons upon learning that his wife's grandfather was a murderer.

2:00pm

Bonanza

A Lawman's Lot Is Not A Happy One

"When he is called to testify in an out-of-town lumber shark case, Roy recruits Hoss to temporarily serve as sheriff. Hoss quickly finds his hands full dealing with a reluctant groom, who plans a robbery to make himself less appealing to his assertive fiancé; and a persistent salesman wanting to sell stock for a resort in the Virginia City area. Will Virginia City ever be the same?"

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Horse Traders (s2, ep20)

When a horse dealer transporting a prize stallion stops in North Fork, two saddle tramps try to use trickery to obtain it.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Spoiler (s2, ep21)

An elderly couple moves to North Fork under an assumed name to hide the fact that they are the parents of a vicious killer. The plan backfires when the son shows up at their home.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Benjamin Burns Story (s3, ep19)

One dry water hole is normal but when the wagon train has two to worry about, Flint and Ben Burns lead a party to find a legend only indians speak of, Shining Water. Troubles await them but the worst may be a too-green city boy.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Transition (s4, ep15)

A high school classmate of John’s is assigned as Squad 51's new paramedic trainee. The firemen rescue a man trapped in his kitchen after a hydrogen sulfide explosion. The paramedics help treat accident victims at the hospital and tend to child at an amusement park. When an intoxicated man turns out to be a snakebite victim, Roy is hit in the eyes with cobra venom. Back at the amusement park, a heart attack victim is trapped high in the air.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

Rumor At The Top (s10, ep3)

The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting Army rep is rumored to be recruiting for a new M*A*S*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (s10, ep4)

Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Wheelers And Dealers (s10, ep5)

On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Communication Breakdown (s10, ep6)

Winchester infuriates the camp when he hoards his stateside newspapers, and Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who have been fighting on opposite sides of the war.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Granny Tonics A Birdwatcher (s4, ep31)

It is Tonic Time, and Granny has made a small batch, which is enough for the family and a few friends. She also hopes that she can tonic a man for Elly May to marry. Though Elly may not have a husband in her future, Jane thinks she does. She thinks that Professor Biddle will propose to her, but he reveals all he wants her to do is hatch a condor egg. Granny heads to the bank to get Jane and Drysdale to give Dash Riprock some of her tonic.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Pal O'mine (s4, ep8)

Ralph's feelings are bruised when Ed buys a friendship ring for one of his pals on the sewer crew. Though Ralph gets it stuck on his finger, they eventually make up after Ed survives a sewer explosion.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Will The Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against The Wall? (s4, ep13)

When Carter, in disguise as the camp kommandant, is seen near one of Hogan's operations, Klink is threatened with a treason charge.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Man In A Box (s4, ep14)

Hogan is ordered to capture LeBeau, but not before he lets him complete his mission.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

A Thing About Machines (s2, ep4)

A writer feels that the machines in his house are conspiring against him.

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Libelous Locket (s6, ep17)

A dance student is charged with murder when her instructor is found dead after they had a physical altercation.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Night Of The Execution (s3, ep13)

A tramp confesses to a crime. Unfortunately, the D.A. has already prosecuted another man.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Percentage (s3, ep14)

A young gangster tries to repay an old Army buddy by starting a business for him.

2:05am

Mannix

A Day Filled With Shadows (s4, ep11)

When a basketball star disappears, his family hires Mannix to hunt him down—before the syndicate does.

3:05am

Cannon

Press Pass To The Slammer (s2, ep23)

Tim Jardine was persuaded by his friends Amy and Claude to blackmail his father for 50,000 dollars. Nevertheless, Jardine's father is facing bankruptcy and Claude loses his patience and becomes a criminal.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Captives, The (s6, ep8)

A runaway housewife gets involved with a gang of thieves plotting an armored-car heist.

5:00am

Petticoat Junction

Betty Jo's Pen Pal (s2, ep8)

Betty Jo's Japanese pen pal, Nobuko, comes for a visit to the U.S. and stays at the Shady Rest.

5:30am

Petticoat Junction

Bedloe's Nightmare (s2, ep9)

A psychiatrist suggests that Homer Bedloe learns to love the Cannonball in order to stop the recent nightmares he has been experiencing about the engine.

6:00am

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Hills Of Home (s8, ep2)

The Clampetts head home to the Ozarks with the goal of getting Elly May married before Elverna Bradshaw's daughter does. And with the Silver Dollar Fair about to start, they believe they'll be able to meet a lot of young, single men. Granny has something else going on besides getting Elly a husband: she is fighting with her enemy, Elverna Bradshaw, and betting her granddaughter will marry before Elverna’s daughter.

6:30am

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jane Finds Elly A Man (s8, ep4)

Granny continues her search to get a man for Elly, though fears her mission might be harder with Elly having entered the cake-baking contest. Back at the mansion, Jethro becomes restless in Beverly Hills and decides to join his family in the hills, especially after hearing about the fair going on. Miss Jane comes along, being told by Drysdale to keep her watch on the family and not to let Elly get serious about a man.

7:00am

Popeye and Pals

My Pop, My Pop, Pre-hysterical Man, I Eats My Spinach

"Popeye is building a boat when his daddy, Poopdeck Pappy, insists on helping., Olive Oyl discovers a caveman and dinosaur in Yellowstone Park., At the rodeo, Bluto sets his sights on Olive."

7:30am

The Tom and Jerry Show

Advance And Be Mechanized, The Lost Chick, Haunted Mouse

"Tom is a space security guard and he uses his cat robot to chase Jerry's mouse robot as it attempts to sneak some cheese out of the Mining Facility., Two squirrels find an egg that rolled away from the mother hen's nest and when it hatches they do their best to try and take care of the chick., Jerry’s Uncle comes to visit him and, along with freeing some animals Tom has eaten, causes all kinds of havoc for the cat."

8:00am

The Woody Woodpecker Show

Tragic Magic, Tricky Trout, Broadway Bow Wows, Fair Weather Fiends, Kiddie Koncert, Kittens' Mittens, Kiddie League

"A magician tries to get revenge on Woody for heckling his act by asking him to assist with some tricks. However, Woody turns the table on the magician by casting his own magic spell on him., Chilly tries to steal trout from a trout hatchery run by Wally Walrus., John the showbiz dog leaves his fiancee and their double act for another woman only to return to her when her solo act is more successful than his., A storm strands Woody and Wolfie on a deserted island, and they battle each other to find food., Wally conducts a whimsical animal band., Three kittens blame their lost mittens on a vagabond cat, who will bear the punishment if they don't tell the truth., Woody's Kiddle League Baseball team is in the championships and antic ensue."

9:00am

Bugs Bunny and Friends

Rabbit Transit, A Tale Of Two Mice, Daffy Duck Hunt, Falling Hare, The Crackpot Quail, Hare-way To The Stars

"Bugs and Cecil Turtle decide to have their own "tortoise and the hare" race. , Babbit and Catstello try to steal some cheese from under the nose of the house cat. , Porky goes hunting with his dog. They encounter a completely wacky Daffy, who dodges all Porky's bullets and breaks into a can-can dance. , A gremlin hijacks a WWII bomber and Bugs must stop him before the gremlin does some serious damage. , A goofy dog decides to go off hunting for quails. He runs into a wise-guy quail similar to Bugs Bunny -- who gives him similar trouble. , Suffering from a rabbit-hangover, Bugs accidentally climbs onto a rocket ship and is taken to Marvin the Martian's home. "

10:00am

The Wild Wild West

The Night Of The Simian Terror (s3, ep23)

A visit to the plantation of a U.S. Senator reveals a mysterious family past that intersects with a doctor infamous for his experiments with apes. The agents are lucky enough to arrive just as the Senator's forgotten giant son and his friend, a giant ape, are rampaging through the plantation.

11:00am

Wagon Train

The Ricky And Laura Bell Story (s3, ep20)

Laurie and Ricky Bell uproot and go west, leaving their comforts in Baltimore. When Laurie announces she is pregnant, Ricky is less than happy as he feels she has just made their lives more complicated, especially where it concerns his needs.

12:00pm

The Big Valley

Last Stage To Salt Flats (s2, ep12)

Stage passengers, including Victoria, Jarrod and Heath, are abandoned in the middle of the desert by robbers.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

All That (s7, ep5)

A rancher tries to save his property from foreclosure.

2:00pm

Bonanza

Anatomy Of A Lynching (s11, ep5)

Will Griner is acquitted of a murder after two key witnesses disappear before the trial. When a bloodthirsty lynch mob comes after him, thinking that he silenced the witnesses, Griner goes to the Cartwrights for help.

Don Grady guest stars!

3:00pm

The Rifleman

Heller (s2, ep22)

After foiling a girl's attempt to rob the general store, Lucas finds that she and her brother are plotting the murder of their abusive stepfather.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Grasshopper (s2, ep23)

A condemned killer being transported by train murders a marshal and takes Mark hostage.

4:00pm

Rawhide

Incident At Seven Fingers (s6, ep30)

A black Army sergeant, being pursued by the Army on cowardice and desertion charges, joins Favor's trail drive. The troopers finally catch up to him, but Favor wonders how such a decent and competent person could be guilty of those charges.

5:00pm

Have Gun, Will Travel

The Reasonable Man (s1, ep18)

A rancher having a dispute with his foster son hires Paladin to keep one of them from killing the other in a duel.

5:30pm

Wanted Dead or Alive

The Hostage (s2, ep6)

Who needs enemies with friends like the residents of Rogue City? The townsfolk celebrate Randall for bringing in notorious killer Jumbo Kane, but just as quickly turn on him when Kane breaks loose and demands a hostage to ensure his escape.

6:00pm

The Three Stooges

A Ducking They Did Go, A Plumbing We Will Go, Scrambled Brains, Rip, Sew, And Stitch, Horses' Collars, I'll Never Heil Again

"After recruiting the police chief, governor and mayor into what turns out to be a sham duck hunting club, the Stooges cleverly find a way to avoid jail. , To escape the police, the Stooges pose as plumbers and are hired to fix a leak in a fancy mansion. They wind up crossing the electrical system with the plumbing and generally ruin the place. One memorable scene has the lady of the house tuning into a television broadcast from Niagara Falls as a torrent of water pours from the set. To escape the wrath of the homeowners the Stooges escape through a magician's trap door. , A follow up to "You Natzy Spy", the Stooges have taken over the country of Moronica. Moe is Hailstone the Dictator, Curly is a Field Marshall and Larry is Minister of Propaganda. The Stooges are planning with their allies to conquer the world, which mainly consists of fighting over a globe. The former king's daughter gets into their headquarters and plants a bomb, which Curly detonates. All ends well as the king regains control of the country and the Stooges wind up as trophies on the wall. , Shemp is a sick man, suffering from hallucinations. His worst vision is that his ugly nurse Nora is actually beautiful. When Moe and Larry come to take him home from the sanitarium, they discover he's become engaged to Nora. On the way to Nora's apartment for the wedding, the boys get in a fight with a stranger who promises to get even with them if he ever sees them again. They arrive to finding Nora waiting for her father, who, when he arrives, turns out to be the man they just fought with. , The Stooges run a tailor shop and need money to pay their creditors. A bank robber leaves his coat in the shop with a combination to a safe. When the crook comes back to retrieve the coat, the Stooges capture him and get his bankroll. , The Stooges are private detectives in the old West trying to help a girl recover an IOU from a bad guy. "

8:00pm

Svengoolie

The Black Cat ('34)

"Honeymooning in Hungary, Joan and Peter Allison share their train compartment with Dr. Vitus Verdegast, a courtly but tragic man who is returning to the remains of the town he defended before becoming a prisoner of war for fifteen years. When their hotel-bound bus crashes in a mountain storm and Joan is injured, the travellers seek refuge in the home, built fortress-like upon the site of a bloody battlefield, of famed architect Hjalmar Poelzig. There, cat-phobic Verdegast learns his wife's fate, grieves for his lost daughter, and must play a game of chess for Allison's life."

10:30pm

Batman

The Joker Goes To School (s1, ep15)

When the Joker attempts to recruit high school dropouts for his gang, it's up to Batman and Dick Grayson to teach the students to make better choices.

The ultimate fight between good and evil.

11:00pm

Star Trek

The Enemy Within (s1, ep5)

A transporter malfunction causes Captain Kirk to split into his "good" and "evil" selves, and a landing party will freezes to death if they don't merge the two back together.

12:00am

Adventures of Superman

Great Caesar's Ghost (s3, ep5)

Perry White is a key witness in a gangster trial. But on the eve of his testimony, he believes he hears a ghost. Superman must restore the editor's credibility.

12:30am

Adventures of Superman

Test Of A Warrior (s3, ep6)

Superman helps an Indian leader through superhuman ordeals to win the chief's bonnet of the tribe.

1:00am

Lost in Space

Welcome Stranger (s1, ep6)

Jimmy Hapgood lands on the planet and the Robinsons befriend him. After helping him fix his spaceship, the Robinsons try and convince him to take Will and Penny back to Earth with him. But Dr. Smith tries to get aboard the ship back to Earth.

2:00am

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Graveyard Of Fear (s2, ep19)

The Seaview is nearly destroyed by a giant Portuguese man o' war when a scientist tries to force Nelson and Crane to retrieve youth serum data from his sunken research ship.

3:00am

Land of the Giants

Shell Game (s1, ep25)

A deaf boy tracks Fitzhugh to the Spindrift and takes it home to the seafront community where he lives. The Earthlings must recover it, and their only bargaining chip is their advanced knowledge with which they can build a hearing aid for the boy.

4:00am

The Time Tunnel

Reign Of Terror (s1, ep10)

In Paris during the French Revolution, the time travelers agree to aid Marie Antoinette in exchange for safe-conduct passes.

5:00am

The Invaders

The Enemy (s2, ep5)

A woman discovers an injured alien.

6:00am

The Life and Times of Grizzly Adams

The Fugitive

"Adams saves a man, Will Boker, from drowning. Will states he lost his possessions by the river. Adams goes back but finds a lot of money in a carpetbag. He questions Will, who says he came by it accidentally - or did he really?"

7:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

King Of Beasts

"Comparisons and contrasts are drawn as Marlin and Jim analyze the behavior of the lion in his natural habitat in Africa and in the zoo."

7:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Crater Of Gold

"Rivers of fire and erupting volcanoes in British East Africa have created a crater called Ngora Ngora, which shields the great herds of African wildlife from the advances of man. By plane to the top of the crater and by jeep into the crater, we study one of the truly last strongholds of the wild kingdom."

8:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Vanishing With The Wilderness

"What happens to the creatures living in the wilderness when their natural habitat is destroyed? Some die out…others move to a new home, and some like the coyote and opossum have journeyed far beyond their original range. Others move in, attracted by food or by the elimination of their natural enemies. Camped in a wilderness area on the fringe of civilization, Marlin Perkins explores the why and hows of this cross-migration."

8:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Land Of Quaking Earth

"In the southeastern coastal plain of the United States in Georgia, there exists one of the world’s truly unique jingle swamps named by the Indians OKEEFENOKEE (land of floating islands). Here in this intricate maze of river-ways with its ferns, grasses and cane growths, Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler explore a fairytale jungle that is one of the last strongholds of the alligator. The jungle suddenly becomes marshland, also called wet prairies, with water 1 to 4 feet deep. Here in profusion fly hundreds of American egrets, the swamp fisherman. Jim uses the Indian soap plant to wash his hands, and Marlin tries to balance on one of the floating hammocks or floating islands of “quaking earth.” We witness the lassoing, from a boat, of a bear that has moved in too close to civilization. After being caged, he is moved into the interior on an island that can support him, and we follow his encounters with an alligator, a skunk, and an alligator snapping turtle."

9:00am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Trailing The Midnight Sun

"Winter is night, summer is day, and you need your wits to survive in the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle. In this story you go by walrus skin boat, dogsled, airplane and helicopter. You hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale. You round up a large herd of reindeer and tag them for conservation officials. And you watch Jim Fowler discover a far-north version of a popular rodeo event: bulldogging moose from a helicopter."

9:30am

Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom

Winter Comes To Yellowstone

"All roads are closed, but by helicopter and snow plane Marlin and Jim travel though the park to uncover a fascinating story of animal life in winter."

10:00am

The Brady Bunch

Eenie, Meenie, Mommy, Daddy (s1, ep3)

Cindy has been cast as in the school play, but learns she can only invite one parent to the show. Torn between whom she should choose, Cindy fakes an injury to get out of being in the play altogether.

10:30am

The Brady Bunch

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (s1, ep4)

No longer feeling needed around the Brady household, Alice makes up a story about an ailing aunt in Seattle in order to leave. Later the family finds out the truth and launches "Operation Alice" in an attempt to make her stay.

11:00am

Happy Days

The Cunningham Caper (s2, ep14)

An ill Richie is home alone while the rest of the family go to see Cinerama. Hearing noises downstairs, he investigates and finds a burglar!

11:30am

Laverne & Shirley

It's A Dog's Life (s4, ep13)

Shirley handcuffs herself to a homeless dog at the pound to protest the animal's impending death.

12:30pm

I Love Lucy

Visitor From Italy (s6, ep5)

Mario, the Ricardos and Mertzes' gondolier in Venice, comes to New York to surprise his brother, Dominic, but turns up at the Ricardos' apartment when he can't find him. Lucy is sure Dominic is in San Francisco and sets out to help Mario raise the bus fare. Her earnest efforts pay off in a surprising way.

1:00pm

Leave It to Beaver

Most Interesting Character (s2, ep39)

Miss Landers assigns Beaver's class to write a short essay about the most interesting character they know. While Judy writes about her dad, Beaver debates over whom he should write about. Beaver finally decides to write about Ward, but Beaver isn't sure if Ward is interesting enough.

1:30pm

Leave It to Beaver

Blind Date Committee (s3, ep1)

Wally becomes the chairman of the blind date committee for an upcoming dance. However, Wally quickly wants to resign from the position when he can't find anyone to go with the new girl, Jill Bartlett.

2:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Wedding Plans (s8, ep5)

After Matthew Templeton says he’d be proud to marry Elly, the Clampetts begin to plan and rehearse Elly's wedding. Meanwhile, Drysdale tries to stop this wedding from happening, or at least from losing his largest account. He goes to Silver Dollar City and decides to buy the Bank of Bugtussle so he can still handle his favorite account.

2:30pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

Jed Buys Central Park (s8, ep6)

Granny and Elly are preparing for the wedding, but a big blow comes when Matthew mentions that he has a wife, and Granny learns he is really a preacher, saying he’d marry Elly because he marries people every day. Meanwhile, con man Shifty Shafer, a.k.a. Honest John, comes to Silver Dollar City and, after hearing how much money they have, he persuades the hillbillies to go to New York with him.

3:00pm

Gilligan's Island

The Little Dictator (s2, ep3)

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

3:30pm

Gilligan's Island

Smile, You're On Mars Camera (s2, ep4)

A NASA satellite with a TV camera, accidentally lands on the island instead of the intended target: Mars.

4:00pm

Mama's Family

Mama's Layaway Plan (s5, ep)

When Mama is one of only two people at cousin Ludie's funeral, she decides to spend funds meant for a family vacation and bowling competition to ensure a suitable funeral for herself.

4:30pm

Mama's Family

My Phony Valentine (s5, ep)

When Mama claims to have a date for Valentine's Day, Iola hires an escort—and it's painfully obvious that he's an escort.

5:00pm

The Love Boat

The Lady From Laramie (s5, ep2)

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.

6:30pm

Collector's Call

Andrew Somer- Smurfs

"Andrew Somer shares his smurf-tastic Smurf collection, including original Smurf toy prototypes, sentimental pieces from a lifetime of collecting, rare vintage store displays, and more. Expert appraiser John Ragusa attempts to make a “smurfy” trade with Andrew by bringing him something that’s a perfect match for his love of both store displays and Smurf."

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Snap Judgment: Part 1 (s10, ep7)

The military police think they've solved a rash of thefts at the 4077th when they apprehend Klinger with Hawkeye's stolen camera.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Snappier Judgment: Part 2 (s10, ep8)

B.J. and Hawkeye resolve to clear Klinger's name after he chooses Winchester to defend him at his military court-martial.

8:00pm

All in the Family

Et Tu, Archie (s4, ep18)

Archie is all excited when an old friend whom he used to work with, Joe Tucker, stops by for a visit. Archie soon discovers that Joe, who has been unemployed for quite some time, is trying to get a job at Archie's plant. Archie soon tries to sabotage Joe's efforts to land a job at the loading dock because he's afraid the man might be in line for his position.

8:30pm

All in the Family

Gloria's Boyfriend (s4, ep19)

Gloria befriends the box boy, George, who works at the local supermarket and happens to be mentally handicapped. When Archie discovers this, all of his misconceptions come pouring out and he encourages Gloria not to lead him on. Meanwhile, Archie encourages George to take a break at the Bunker's while George is still on the clock. George's father storms over to the Bunker's home with the bad news that George has been fired.

9:00pm

All in the Family

Lionel's Engagement (s4, ep20)

Edith, Mike and Gloria are each extended a special invitation to attend Lionel's engagement party. However, Archie isn't invited, that is until a big argument between Louise and George results in Louise deciding to invite him. Later, during the party, George is in for a big shock when it turns out that Lionel's fiancée, Jennie has interracial parents.

9:30pm

All in the Family

Archie Eats And Runs (s4, ep21)

Archie comes home for a nice dinner that Edith has prepared: beef and mushroom stew. Later, when Mike comes to the table for dinner, he finds Archie has completely finished his meal and then breaks the news that there has been a recall at the supermarkets of a certain brand of mushroom. Convinced that he has food poisoning, Archie rushes down to the hospital for treatment.

10:00pm

Ed Sullivan's Rock 'n' Roll Classics

San Francisco Scene

"Jefferson Airplane - "Crown of Creation"; Santana - "Persuasion"; Janis Joplin - "Raise Your Hand"; Creedence Clearwater Revival - "Down On The Corner"; Sly & The Family Stone - " Everyday People"; Sly & The Family Stone - "Dance To The Music"."

10:30pm

The Carol Burnett Show

Guests Gwen Verdon And Pat Boone

"Guests Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone. Originally aired on 11/03/69."

11:00pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

I Do Not Choose To Run: Part 1 (s5, ep16)

Rob is asked to run for city councilman.

11:30pm

The Dick Van Dyke Show

The Making Of A Councilman: Part 2 (s5, ep17)

While running for New Rochelle city councilman, Rob realizes his opponent is much more knowledgeable.

12:00am

The Honeymooners

Brother Ralph (s4, ep9)

Ralph, after making a suggestion at work, is laid off. Alice decides to take a job as a secretary, but tells her boss that Ralph is her brother.

12:30am

The Twilight Zone

Printer's Devil (s4, ep9)

His newspaper in financial trouble, a man agrees when a stranger appears and offers to pay off the debts and run the linotype machine.

1:30am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Together (s3, ep15)

A man is trapped in an office with the body of the woman he just murdered.

2:00am

Mission: Impossible

Homecoming (s5, ep4)

When Jim returns to his hometown of Norville to donate family property to the community, he finds it plagued by a serial killer. Jim secretly brings in Barney to help investigate. A disturbed Vietnam vet is the suspected killer but Jim and Barney believe it could be someone else.

3:00am

The Fugitive

Scapegoat (s2, ep20)

A man who knew Kimble during one of his disguises, meets him again. He tells him that on one of his hurried, silent departures from a town, he left behind evidence which indicated he was dead and an innocent man is being held for his murder.

4:00am

Harry O

Mayday

"The fact that Senator John Elton miraculously survived the plane crash and Ellen Nevin's husband (pilot of the plane) was killed, leaves no doubt in her mind: it's murder. She hires private investigator Harry O to prove it."

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Prophet (s2, ep18)

Friday and Gannon are convinced that "Brother" William Bentley's Temple of the Expanded Mind is just a sham—a front for Bentley to sell LSD to the students of a nearby elementary school.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Amateur Cop (s2, ep19)

Citizens are full of praise for Officer Gideon C. Dengle, wanting to bestow him with awards, honors and home-baked cookies. There's only one problem: there's no such officer in the LAPD.

6:00am

Adam-12

Clear With A Civilian: Part 1 (s5, ep14)

Reed starts a flu epidemic that decimates the city's police force, forcing him and Malloy to work a double shift. During day watch, he and Malloy encounter a bookmaker being held at gunpoint, mediate a dispute over a cantaloupe, investigate a possible robbery in progress, engage in a foot chase with an athletic young man and pull over a motorist who turns out to be a VIP.

Rose Marie guest stars!

6:30am

Adam-12

Clear With A Civilian: Part 2 (s5, ep15)

Newly appointed Police Commissioner Edna Dixon accompanies Malloy and Reed on night watch, where they deal with a naked elderly wino at a bar, try to diffuse a possible riot situation following a gang-related stabbing and pursue a deaf teenager in a stolen car.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Southern Trek

"Bill and Toony celebrate the Christmas in July traditions of the Southern Hemisphere... and meet South Pole Santa!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Bath (s3, ep2)

Ward and June allow Wally to babysit Beaver one evening while they attend a party. However, things go awry when Beaver gets ready to take a bath. He accidentally lets the bathtub overflow, causing the water to leak onto the bathroom floor and into the downstairs ceiling.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver's Prize (s3, ep4)

After leaving the cap off the ink, Beaver is grounded to the house for a whole day after spilled ink ruins some of Ward's papers. However, Larry and Beaver sneak out to the movies and when Beaver wins a bike, he must find a way to keep it a secret from his parents.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Tsarina's Tiara (s9, ep23)

When a jeweler and gem expert is pulled over for speeding, the corpse of an international jewel thief is found in the trunk.

10:00am

Matlock

The Heiress (s2, ep)

When a troubled young woman is accused of murder, her late father's former business partner hires Matlock to prove her innocence.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

A Love Lost (s7, ep6)

Lana's ex-boyfriend comes to see her and brings a load of stolen rifles with him.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Rebellion (s5, ep14)

Another woman begins to play the church organ instead of Grandma which upsets Grandma

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

Long, Long Trail (s7, ep6)

Matt accompanies a young woman on a treacherous journey across the desert, where the pair must brave sandstorms, thirst and Indians.

2:00pm

Bonanza

To Stop A War (s11, ep6)

Dan Logan is hired as a range detective to stop a cattle rustling outbreak, but when he is framed for murder he needs the help his old friends, the Cartwrights.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

A Time For Singing (s2, ep24)

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Deserter (s2, ep25)

Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Tom Tuckett Story (s3, ep21)

Ever since he was young, Tom Tuckett has been sent to good schools and looked after by an unknown benefactor. When he joins the wagon train, Tuckett sets out to discover who the mysterious benefactor is—and is shocked when the individual's identity is reveal.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Smoke Eater (s4, ep16)

A temporary captain from "the old school" doesn't feel Gage and DeSoto should be practicing "medicine." An elderly man sets his chair on fire. Dr. Early keeps coming up with oranges when all he wants is an apple. The paramedics struggle to save a heart attack victim. A boy with asthma gets trapped in a storm drain. Dr. Brackett uses an old-fashioned sedative on a biker.

A classic Christmas episode!

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

'twas The Day After Christmas (s10, ep9)

To boost post-yuletide morale on Dec 26, Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for the day.

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

Follies Of The Living - Concerns Of The Dead (s10, ep10)

While suffering a fever, Klinger communicates with the spirit of a dead soldier, Private Weston, who stays on to witness his own last rites.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

The Birthday Girls (s10, ep11)

Margaret's birthday plans are spoiled when she and Klinger get stranded on a desolate roadside. Meanwhile, Charles gives a lecture for Margaret, and the surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Blood And Guts (s10, ep12)

Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Party Line (s5, ep1)

Granny and Jethro return to Elly and Jed after visiting Pearl back home. Granny returns with presents and a new device, a telephone. For Granny, this phone is high tech. She gets Jethro to install it, but he installs wrong, connecting wires to a light pole instead of a telephone pole, electrocuting himself, causing it to blow up and making Granny go temporarily deaf.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

Hello, Mom (s4, ep10)

"Ralph sleeps at the Nortons' to avoid his visiting mother-in-law. "

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

The Missing Klink (s4, ep15)

Hogan plans to kidnap Burkhalter to trade him for an underground agent but ends up with Klink.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

Who Stole My Copy Of Mein Kampf? (s4, ep16)

Hogan plans to eliminate a beautiful allied defector who is giving Klink an award.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Howling Man (s2, ep5)

A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner.

Werner Klemperer guest stars!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Two-faced Turnabout (s6, ep18)

When a Balkan dictator with ties to an American businessman dies, the race is on to destroy papers belonging to him that may implicate the businessman in corruption.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Suicide Attempt (s2, ep24)

Friday and Gannon learn that a young man has called his mother from Hollywood "to say goodbye." With the help of the man's sister, the two detectives trace the impending suicide to a hotel with more than 1,200 rooms.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Sylvia (s3, ep16)

Sylvia will do anything to get her ex-husband back into her life.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Motive (s3, ep17)

Tommy Greer is a crime buff who decides to commit a motiveless murder in order to confuse the police, selecting his victim from a phone book at random.

2:05am

Mannix

Voices In The Dark (s4, ep22)

A former championship diver, now disabled, believes she is going to be murdered after receiving death threats.

3:05am

Cannon

Deadly Heritage (s2, ep24)

Publisher Quigley asks Cannon for help. He believes that hotel proprietor Rawdon has killed six girls. When the seventh victim is found, however, it's Quigley himself who becomes the prime suspect. A lab assistant manipulates the samples used in the framework of the murders.

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Reincarnation (s6, ep9)

Barnaby looks into a 20-year-old case hoping to find clues to an elderly doctor's death.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Starlet (s2, ep20)

A teenage runaway, intent on becoming a star, has instead wound up in pornographic films. Acting on behalf of the girl's aunt, Friday and Gannon try to find the young "starlet."

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Clan (s2, ep21)

Sgt. Friday is offered a bribe to assist a gypsy family trying to gain control of the gypsy community.

6:00am

Adam-12

Citizen's Arrest - 484 (s5, ep16)

Malloy and Reed search for a suspected child stealer who has escaped custody with the baby after being arrested for shoplifting baby formula. Meanwhile, Reed has to think quickly when he is held at gunpoint while responding to a burglary.

6:30am

Adam-12

The Beast (s5, ep17)

Malloy and Reed have a difficult night ahead of them when they get stuck with an old patrol car that it is riddled with problems. On patrol, they deal with a female car thief, chase down a prowler with a sympathetic story, pull over a motorist who points out an ironic detail, investigate suspicious activity at a warehouse and pursue an armed robbery suspect.

7:00am

Toon In With Me

Santa Cruise

"Bill and Toony enjoy some fun in the sun aboard a Santa Cruise!"

8:00am

Leave It to Beaver

Baby Picture (s3, ep5)

Beaver's class holds a "Most Beautiful Baby" contest in which each student is supposed to bring in a baby picture. To make the deadline, June picks out a cute picture of Beaver at the last minute and sends it to Miss Landers, not realizing that the cute picture may cause Beaver embarrassment.

8:30am

Leave It to Beaver

Beaver Takes A Walk (s3, ep6)

Ward saves an old pedometer from being thrown out and gives it to Beaver, but not before telling him a story about when he was a kid he would walk 20 miles a day. Taking the story literally, Beaver makes a bet with Whitey that he, too, can walk 20 miles in a day.

9:00am

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Fanciful Frail (s9, ep24)

Things keep going from awful to good grief for poor Ethel Andrews. First she's left at the altar by her fiancee, Bruce Strickland, who also lets her take the blame for a $50,000 securities theft.

10:00am

Matlock

The Lemon (s3, ep)

When Matlock's new neighbor, Les "Ace" Calhoun (Don Knotts), is charged with murdering the used car salesman who sold him a lemon, Matlock takes the case to prove that more than one person had a motive.

11:00am

In the Heat of the Night

Singin' The Blues (s7, ep7)

Luann moonlights as a singer at a nightclub and finds romance with the clubs owner. Her happiness is short-lived when she realizes that the bartender is dealing drugs.

12:00pm

The Waltons

The Ferris Wheel (s5, ep15)

Elizabeth has nightmares about being trapped on a Ferris wheel.

1:00pm

Gunsmoke

The Squaw (s7, ep7)

A young man is unwelcoming toward the young Indian bride his father brings home.

2:00pm

Bonanza

The Medal (s11, ep7)

When Matthew Rush runs afoul the embittered Nagle clan, he and his love, Susan, the Nagle's daughter, fear for their lives and turn to the Cartwrights for help.

Johnny Crawford's favorite episode of the series.

3:00pm

The Rifleman

The Vision (s2, ep26)

After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.

3:30pm

The Rifleman

The Lariat (s2, ep27)

An old friend of Lucas's returns to town in the company of a shady gambler and is accused of cheating at cards.

4:00pm

Wagon Train

The Tracy Sadler Story (s3, ep22)

David Forest always believed his father to be as he claimed. When Tracy Sadler joins the wagon train his beliefs are altered when he slowly and painfully learns the truth about his father's past.

5:00pm

Emergency!

Kidding (s4, ep17)

Johnny is assigned to conduct a school tour of Rampart hospital; the youngsters are highly inquisitive. A veteran mentally reliving a battle is subdued by the paramedics; he turns out to have a brain tumor. A woman gets stuck in a dog door. A famous novelist attempts suicide. A cargo plane crashes in a residential area, hitting a school bus.

6:00pm

M*A*S*H

A Holy Mess (s10, ep13)

An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

Academy Award nominee Laurence Fishburne guest stars!

6:30pm

M*A*S*H

The Tooth Shall Set You Free (s10, ep14)

Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

7:00pm

M*A*S*H

Pressure Points (s10, ep15)

Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

7:30pm

M*A*S*H

Where There's A Will, There's A War (s10, ep16)

Hawkeye goes to help at an aid station, and under heavy shelling he draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

9:00pm

The Beverly Hillbillies

The Soup Contest (s5, ep2)

Granny enters Elly in a soup-making contest, with her own Snider Surprise soup. When Jed finds out Granny cheated, he demands that she pull Elly May out of the contest. But Granny refuses to because this is a way to get Elly a husband. She tricks Jed into believing she got Elly out of the contest and gets him to go hunting, just in time. The men from Savory Soup visit the mansion and are amazed by the beautiful Elly, thinking she’d be a beetle.

9:30pm

The Honeymooners

The Deciding Vote (s4, ep11)

Ralph is busy buying Alice a vacuum while Norton is the deciding vote in the Raccoon election for convention manager.

10:00pm

Hogan's Heroes

Operation Hannibal (s4, ep17)

Hogan and the daughter of a German general try to photograph her father's plans designed to prolong the war.

10:30pm

Hogan's Heroes

My Favorite Prisoner (s4, ep18)

A baroness is asked by Klink to get secrets out of Hogan, and he complies by giving her a British agent with phony invasion plans.

Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.

11:00pm

The Twilight Zone

The Eye Of The Beholder (s2, ep6)

A bandaged young woman awaits the outcome of an experimental treatment that has been administered to her in a last-ditch effort to make her appear normal.

Walter Pidgeon steps in for Raymond Burr to command the courtroom!

11:30pm

Perry Mason

The Case Of The Surplus Suitor (s6, ep19)

After a wealthy heiress' uncle is found dead, she is charged with the murder.

12:35am

Dragnet

The Big Departure (s2, ep25)

Petty theft from drug and hardware stores leads to a group of four teens who are determined to start their own nation on a remote island off the California coast.

1:05am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

Miss Bracegirdle Does Her Duty (s3, ep18)

An elderly maid leaves the parsonage in search of her sister.

1:35am

Alfred Hitchcock Presents

The Equalizer (s3, ep19)

Eldon Marsh sets out to confront the man who stole his wife from him.

2:05am

Mannix

The Color Of Murder (s4, ep24)

A witness against a crime boss is murdered just before he can reveal the syndicate's plans.

3:05am

Cannon

He Who Digs A Grave (part 1)

"A serial murder targets Cannon as his next victim. At first the homicide wanted to be finally released from his compulsion to kill. Cannon accepted to help him. But Cannon got too involved in the killer's demands."

4:05am

Barnaby Jones

Shadow Of Fear (s6, ep10)

While on vacation, Betty meets a doctor who's being stalked by a trio of bikers.

5:00am

Dragnet

The Big Little Victim (s2, ep22)

When a nine-month old child is beaten, Friday and Gannon investigate the parents, who are more concerned about their failing relationship than their baby son.

5:30am

Dragnet

The Big Squeeze (s2, ep23)

An ex-con accused of extortion is interrogated. He calmly and smugly insists that he is innocent, but Friday and Gannon have a surprise for him: taped conversations and a voice analysis device.

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