Who said it: Laverne or Shirley?

They went together like milk and Pepsi. Can you remember who said these classic lines from the show?


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Laverne & Shirley was much more than just a Happy Days spinoff. It had its own successful eight-season run and created many memorable TV moments. Penny Marshall and Cindy Williams were perfectly cast as the bickering roommates and best friends who always had each other to rely on even if there were things they couldn’t stand about each other.

How well do you know some of the iconic scenes from the fan-favorite sitcom? Try to guess who said these hilarious and heartfelt lines!

  1. “I treat my body like a temple … You choose to treat yours like an amusement park.”
  2. “I can’t help it if I’m afraid to drive. I just don’t want everyone to know, okay?”
  3. “Milk and Pepsi? Only fools would drink a concoction like that!”
  4. “She went to Chicago and became a nun. I stayed in Milwaukee and became a bimbo.”
  5. “I know that voice, and I hate the person it’s attached to!”
  6. “My scalp is all itchy. I feel like I have athlete’s head!”
  7. “A nice loan shark? Think about it, are they called loan bunnies? Loan guppies? No, loan sharks. They bite your face off!”
  8. “For a guy who keeps falling off the roof, you got some pretty good smarts.”
  9. “Boy, you just stepped straight off the bus right into Filth Town, didn’t you?”
  10. “At least I learned a lesson from this week. At least I know that I am not at the mercy of that brewery, and I know that I can stand on these two feet when the going gets rough and I can make it.”

Who said it: Laverne or Shirley?

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Jeffrey 23 months ago
''You 7 out of 10'' --------Five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! You did great! ------I got 2, 4, & 10 wrong.
Moriyah 23 months ago
6/10! Can you do a Gomer quiz like this one soon?
marmetv20 23 months ago
6/10 been a long time since I've watched Laverne ans Shirley. Used to love it.
ironman2000 23 months ago
I got 8 of 10, and haven't watch the show since the first airings. Great series and still holding well. R.I.P. penny Marshall and the rest of the great cast members that we lost from the series.
annabelgoddard 23 months ago
You got 9 out of 10
Five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! You did great!
MikeyMello 23 months ago
I always loved this show and I had a mad crush on Shirley…such a cutie pie🥰
LarryBell 23 months ago
8/10. The bimbo one threw me, I figured that’s something Laverne would’ve said lol
AngellicA LarryBell 23 months ago
The Bimbo thing messed me up too.
HopeDuchaine 23 months ago
I wish that I had the whole series.
frances3agape HopeDuchaine 23 months ago
I LOVED it too - Except after they moved to California and Shirley got married
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