Which M*A*S*H character are you?

Which M*A*S*H character are you? Take this personality test and find out.

M*A*S*H is the greatest television show of all time. Arguably. What is inarguable is that the pioneering series was years ahead of its time. The Korean War–set classic broke the mold of the traditional three-camera sitcom, getting away from fake living room sets and adorable kids.

The balance of heavy, adult themes and humorous, often silly antics blazed a trail for shows like The Office and Orange Is the New Black. Besides, that's life, right? What other show could have ape costumes and a beautiful sad theme song called "Suicide Is Painless"? What made the series soar was its ensemble, both the rich character writing and the pitch-perfect performances. Even though few of us can relate to the specific experience of being at a Mobile Army Surgery Hospital in Uijeongbu, South Korea, there's a little bit of everyone in these characters. 

So, that begs the question: Which M*A*S*H character are you? Take this personality test and find out.

  1. Pick a hat to wear.
  2. How would you most like to earn a Purple Heart?
  3. You could use a drink. What's in your cup?
  4. Pick an outfit from the closet.
  5. To which Marx Brother do you most relate?
  6. What kind of prank would you pull on your friends?
  7. What kind of leader would you be?
  8. Pick a school to root for.
  9. What personality trait matters most to you?
  10. How do you want to go out?
  11. Where would you like to settle down and retire?
  12. Have you ever had a crush on a coworker?
  13. In high school, you were a…
  14. How would you show someone that you love them?
  15. How good are you at your job?

Which M*A*S*H character are you?

Your Result...

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DIGGER1 25 days ago
Which M*A*S*H character are you?
You are Hawkeye Pierce
You're the one at the center of it all, always ready to help a friend when they are in need — or slip a whoopee cushion under their seat. Popular and principled, you love a party but take politics quite seriously, too. Everybody likes you. Well, minus some authority figures who have to handle you.
I was hoping that I'd get "Hawkeye". I don't like to brag, but I find that he and I are somewhat alike, personality-wise, don't you all think? LOL!
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