Tell us your coffee order and we'll tell you which classic television character you're going on a coffee date with

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To celebrate National Coffee Day, here's a special treat: You tell us your coffee preferences, and we'll give you a classic television character to share a cup of Joe with!

  1. First off, how often do you drink coffee?
  2. How many cups of coffee are you drinking in a day?
  3. How do you take your coffee?
  4. If you're buying a cup of coffee from a shop, where are you going?
  5. Pick a roast
  6. Choose your ideal coffee mug
  7. What are your feelings on iced coffee?
  8. The person ordering in front of you at the coffee shop has an absurdly long order, complete with fancy syrups and an obscene amount of add-ons. What do you do?
  9. Are you eating anything with your coffee?
  10. What are your thoughts on additional coffee flavorings like syrups and whipped cream?
  11. Now that it's fall, are you planning to order a pumpkin spiced latte?

Tell us your coffee order and we'll tell you which classic television character you're going on a coffee date with

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graceful1970 9 months ago
You're drinking coffee with Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies
lmahabhashyam 9 months ago
Well I’ve got granny and since I’m a grandma it’s a great fit
rubyslippers1234 9 months ago
Rob Petrie.
It would be an honor. 😊
SalIanni 9 months ago
For question #4, I hate Starbucks and I wish to take a big pass on Dunkin' Donuts. My coffee of choice comes from Tim Hortons. I wonder if that will affect who I will get to have coffee with on this quiz!
bsantaniello 9 months ago
So it will. E me and Barney Fife having coffee. I better nip this in the bud! 🤭
Wenatchee7 9 months ago
Rob Petrie. I hope that means I can make fun of Mel Cooley while enjoying a cup of Java with Rob.
MikefromJersey 9 months ago
"You're drinking coffee with Rob Petrie from the Dick Van Dyke Show"

Great, no doubt he will want me to help out again at this year's PTA Talent Show at Little
Richie's school. I hope we won't be reprising that dancing Chimney Sweeps routine again,
Rob's Cockney accent is terrible, nobody would buy it if he tried it on in a London set
Spaceseed 9 months ago
Barney Fife. I’ll take him a bullet.
Guinness 9 months ago
I get to have a cup with Dick Van Dyke this morning. I hope he doesn't trip over an ottoman and spill coffee in my lap.😮
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Spaceseed 9 months ago
REG has red pepper in it.
MikefromJersey 9 months ago
Hi Doc,
The last year of the series firmly established the Clampetts hail from the southern Missouri
border region. The producers by then had made the awful decision to make "Shorty" the
focus of many episodes, when he was strictly a 4th banana.
Many episodes were set in Silver Dollar City(a Ozarks "Williamsburg"), and it's fun to see
actual tourists inter-acting with the cast, as if the town were real.
But Shorty makes going thru many of these episodes a tedious slog.
I wonder if Ebsen already knew the series was doomed and didn't mind having Shorty
pick up much of the acting load.
Does anyone know more about what happened the last year? By the way, and I forget the
details, this season also established Petticoat Junction/Hooterville were there, per their
already established story lines. I really should sit thru the last season again, but I can't
stand the whole Shorty disaster. Like I say though, watch closely the tourists milling about in the
background, how they react to the stars in Silver Dollar City, it will give you smiles as it
obviously isn't staged.
greyhound 9 months ago
I'm having coffee with Rob and Laura Petrie.
JHP greyhound 9 months ago
watch any 10 DVD Eps and hear how many Laura mentions coffee - too many
MikefromJersey JHP 9 months ago
I wouldn't be shocked if they had a big coffee sponsor, and had ads with Rob and Laura
drinking Sanka.
The Clampetts - Jethro - were constantly eating Kellogg's Corn Flakes, then commercials
came on with Jethro eating a huge bowl, "hey kids eat Corn Flakes and you will grow up big
and strong like Jethro." And being in the 6th grade when you are 21.
19611313 9 months ago
I'm having coffee with John Wayne
ILOVELUCI2k14 9 months ago
I don’t mind having coffee with Lisa Douglas
JHP 9 months ago
my coffee date is.........Granny? - Really?
JERRY6 JHP 9 months ago
join the club
JHP JERRY6 9 months ago
well maybe a nip of her spring tonic in that very missionary black coffee? :)

Now I am a coffee snob ; I buy whole beans and grind (the heck) out of them at home. My all time fav is Major Dickinsons from Peets roasters. A close 2nd is breakfast blend from GFS (Gordon Food service). Once those grounds are done ; they go into my garden:)
ASperos 9 months ago
Coffee with Rob Petrie! Sound great!!!
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