Are these quotes from the pilot or the finale of M*A*S*H?
Were these lines a way to say hello or goodbye?
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With eleven seasons under its belt, sometimes episodes of M*A*S*H can start to blur together.
This quiz puts your memory to the test by giving you a line that was uttered during either the first or last episode of the series. Your task is to tell us which episode it's from.
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"Hey, don't get physical! You'll blow your sainthood."
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"When you're in love, you're always in trouble."
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"This is not a good place to have a career as an innocent bystander."
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"I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party."
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"Sorry, Major baby."
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"Francis John Patrick Mulcahy. Remember that if you name any children after me."
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"Those two are ruining this war for all of us!"
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"Those two maniacs are the best surgeons I've ever seen."
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"Dear Dad, remember when I was a kid, you always told me if me head wasn't attached to my shoulders, I'd lose it? Well..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice."
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Are these quotes from the pilot or the finale of M*A*S*H?
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10/10. I’ve seen every episode multiple times.