Are these quotes from the pilot or the finale of M*A*S*H?

Were these lines a way to say hello or goodbye?


With eleven seasons under its belt, sometimes episodes of M*A*S*H can start to blur together.

This quiz puts your memory to the test by giving you a line that was uttered during either the first or last episode of the series. Your task is to tell us which episode it's from.

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  1. "Hey, don't get physical! You'll blow your sainthood."
  2. "When you're in love, you're always in trouble."
  3. "This is not a good place to have a career as an innocent bystander."
  4. "I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President Truman to come to this costume party."
  5. "Sorry, Major baby."
  6. "Francis John Patrick Mulcahy. Remember that if you name any children after me."
  7. "Those two are ruining this war for all of us!"
  8. "Those two maniacs are the best surgeons I've ever seen."
  9. "Dear Dad, remember when I was a kid, you always told me if me head wasn't attached to my shoulders, I'd lose it? Well..."
  10. "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice."

Are these quotes from the pilot or the finale of M*A*S*H?

Your Result...

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NickG 8 months ago
9 of 10. Not bad for a guy who prefers Hogan’s Heroes
Bob 8 months ago
10/10. I watched a ton of TV as a kid.
Ready2go 8 months ago
5/10. Back to the front line for me!
LabLove 8 months ago
6 out of 10 and this is my fave series
Maverick66 8 months ago
9/10. Missed the last one (as I so often do).
CaptainDunsel 8 months ago
I guess I don't qualify as an innocent bystander.
Big3Fan 8 months ago
0/0 I have no idea, but I assume they're from one or the other.
Rob 8 months ago
10/10. I’ve seen every episode multiple times.
CaptainDunsel Rob 8 months ago
So have I. That's why I sometimes have such trouble remembering which is which.
cperrynaples 8 months ago
9/10! Missed 9! 6 was obvious because Mulcahy didn't speak in the pilot!
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