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Rate these terrible dad jokes, and we'll tell you which classic television dad is destined to be your father
Hi "taking a quiz," I'm dad.
Dad jokes: You either love them, or you love to hate them. In this quiz, we'll give you a dad joke, and you tell us if it made you groan, giggle, or somewhere in between. In return, we'll tell you which classic television dad is your actual father!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
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A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
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Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
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Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.
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How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
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How do you organize a space party? You planet.
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And the ever clever response, "Hi ______, I'm dad."
Rate these terrible dad jokes, and we'll tell you which classic television dad is destined to be your father
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88 Comments
Fred Flintstone!
Ward!
I got Ward!
My dad was Ward Cleaver. He was nothing like my real dad.
Rob Petrie
My dad was a lot like Archie Bunker.
Archie Bunker once made a joke that I thought was funny when he said "You don't buy beer, you rent it."
Archie Bunker, I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not! 😂
Rob Petrie. I wanted it to be Ward Clever, maybe he could adopt me?
Wally and The Beav are my bros.
Ward Cleaver. He is the best TV dad!
My fave Archie Bunker!
Mr Bunker for me - kinda fits - still cant stand heat of the night but not in a bad way
its like Rod Serling doing stand up comedy
its like Rod Serling doing stand up comedy
Ward Cleaver. After reading all these corny jokes, I'll be hearing rim shots for the rest of the day! Ba Dum Tsss..
My Dad is Ward Cleaver
Archie Bunker! 😊
Archie Bunker. I’m glad.
Archie Bunker. Proves that I am a Meathead.
My dad is Ward Cleaver and I'm good with that!
Me too! #WardCleaverNation
Me three! Were in the sensible group.
4 of us
Yay! I got Ward Cleaver!
Most of my choices were middle of the road, as I didn't find any of them real hilarious, or too terrible. The only two I chose as "awful" were that Boogie one(because it is sooo old), and the last one.
Most of my choices were middle of the road, as I didn't find any of them real hilarious, or too terrible. The only two I chose as "awful" were that Boogie one(because it is sooo old), and the last one.
I went with the left side on some and the right side on others. The middle of the road choices just didn't interest me, but it had nothing to do with Mr. Miyagi.