Rate these terrible dad jokes, and we'll tell you which classic television dad is destined to be your father

Hi "taking a quiz," I'm dad.

 

Dad jokes: You either love them, or you love to hate them. In this quiz, we'll give you a dad joke, and you tell us if it made you groan, giggle, or somewhere in between. In return, we'll tell you which classic television dad is your actual father!

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  1. Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
  2. A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
  3. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
  4. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
  5. Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
  6. My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
  7. Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the road? Me neither, I couldn’t follow it.
  8. How does a boar sign its name? With a pig pen.
  9. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
  10. And the ever clever response, "Hi ______, I'm dad."

Rate these terrible dad jokes, and we'll tell you which classic television dad is destined to be your father

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87 Comments

jake1004 7 months ago
My dad was Ward Cleaver. He was nothing like my real dad.
TheFanFromUNCLE 8 months ago
My dad was a lot like Archie Bunker.
ubob 8 months ago
Archie Bunker once made a joke that I thought was funny when he said "You don't buy beer, you rent it."
MikeyMello 8 months ago
Archie Bunker, I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not! 😂
Wenatchee7 8 months ago
Rob Petrie. I wanted it to be Ward Clever, maybe he could adopt me?
AKTV 8 months ago
Wally and The Beav are my bros.
Lillyrose 8 months ago
Ward Cleaver. He is the best TV dad!
JHP 8 months ago
Mr Bunker for me - kinda fits - still cant stand heat of the night but not in a bad way

its like Rod Serling doing stand up comedy
RobertK 8 months ago
Ward Cleaver. After reading all these corny jokes, I'll be hearing rim shots for the rest of the day! Ba Dum Tsss..
Bapa1 8 months ago
Archie Bunker. Proves that I am a Meathead.
Runeshaper 8 months ago
My dad is Ward Cleaver and I'm good with that!
Rick Runeshaper 8 months ago
Me too! #WardCleaverNation
ironman2000 Runeshaper 8 months ago
Me three! Were in the sensible group.
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