Who said these lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

You know the show, now who said these quotes?

When it comes to furniture-based gags, the opening credits to The Dick Van Dyke Show was its own Ottoman Empire.

Everybody knows and loves TDVDS for its physical comedy. While Van Dyke was absolutely the Prince of Pratfalls, the writing on that show deserves some spotlight, too. Because, after all, it's a show about comedy writers!

Here's the deal: We're going to provide a quote, and you're going to guess who said it! Simple as that, right? Well... sometimes, context is key. So this might be a little bit trickier than you pictured. But give it a shot, and let us know your thoughts and score in the comment section below. Have fun! 

  1. "It's just like my Aunt Agnes used to say..."
  2. "Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity."
  3. "This guy laughs at everything! Bet he'll laugh if I say 'shoehorn'... SHOEHORN!"
  4. "At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls."
  5. "I want to take a nap before I go to sleep."
  6. "Millie, in trying to help you, Rob, wrote fourteen letters praising the show, and Alan, and you."
  7. "Noooo. I was at the U.N. the day it happened. Listen, if this guy didn't have those four eyes, I'd have married him."
  8. "I dreamt that Danny Thomas was chasing me and throwing walnuts at me, and every place he'd hit me I'd lose a thumb and grow an eye!"
  9. "The only Dick and Betty Carter I know are Phil and Edna Greenbaum."
  10. "This is getting to me. I think I'm a premature father."

Who said these lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

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daDoctah 16 days ago
But who said this?

"Oh, Rob, you're just awful. Isn't he awful? You're just awful!"
LoveMETV22 daDoctah 15 days ago
Sounds like the episode "Jealousy." Millie says that a lot in that episode, but to Jerry.
McGillahooala 18 days ago
6/10. All guesses. Only saw the show a couple of times.
AmberRAR 19 days ago
10/10-- but I've been watching this show for over 50 years! We are both classics!
Wendy57 19 days ago
Sorta tricky, but, I managed to tip toe around the ottoman on all but the last one.
JeffPaul76 19 days ago
"You got 6 out of 10 Oops...Looks like you got a little tripped up over the finer details.'' ----I got 2, 5, 8, and 10 wrong.
MrsPhilHarris 20 days ago
8/10 Missed 2 and 8 which was a finger slip. 😁
KJExpress 20 days ago
9/10. I got #5 wrong. Was hoping to ace this one.
Maverick66 20 days ago
5/10. I think I got flustered when I saw how many new quizzes were posted today. 😆
Big3Fan 20 days ago
Got tripped up on half of 'em. I blame the ottoman.
MadMadMadWorld Big3Fan 18 days ago
Should have got 9 of 10, as I did. #4 did me in for a perfect score! Don't remember what episode that line was in.
Snickers 20 days ago
7/10. Why do I have this feeling I did this quiz before?
cperrynaples Snickers 20 days ago
Well, i checked and it's not a rerun! I can spot those right away...LOL!
Snickers cperrynaples 20 days ago
Just seemed to me like I did it before. I know the reruns have a lot more comments but still have that nagging feeling.
LoveMETV22 Snickers 20 days ago
They did a similar( but not identical) quiz a few years ago:
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