Who said these lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

You know the show, now who said these quotes?


When it comes to furniture-based gags, the opening credits to The Dick Van Dyke Show was its own Ottoman Empire.

Everybody knows and loves TDVDS for its physical comedy. While Van Dyke was absolutely the Prince of Pratfalls, the writing on that show deserves some spotlight, too. Because, after all, it's a show about comedy writers!

Here's the deal: We're going to provide a quote, and you're going to guess who said it! Simple as that, right? Well... sometimes, context is key. So this might be a little bit trickier than you pictured. But give it a shot, and let us know your thoughts and score in the comment section below. Have fun! 

  1. "It's just like my Aunt Agnes used to say..."
  2. "Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity."
  3. "This guy laughs at everything! Bet he'll laugh if I say 'shoehorn'... SHOEHORN!"
  4. "At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls."
  5. "I want to take a nap before I go to sleep."
  6. "Millie, in trying to help you, Rob, wrote fourteen letters praising the show, and Alan, and you."
  7. "Noooo. I was at the U.N. the day it happened. Listen, if this guy didn't have those four eyes, I'd have married him."
  8. "I dreamt that Danny Thomas was chasing me and throwing walnuts at me, and every place he'd hit me I'd lose a thumb and grow an eye!"
  9. "The only Dick and Betty Carter I know are Phil and Edna Greenbaum."
  10. "This is getting to me. I think I'm a premature father."

Who said these lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

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Jerryfan 7 months ago
10/10. I guess I've watched the show a lot over the years.
JHP 9 months ago
8/10 - dont remember sally saying that (#7)
Suepurr JHP 8 months ago
It was the Danny Thomas Aliens walnut episode
JHP Suepurr 8 months ago
thanks for the reply :) you are correct:)
Coldnorth Suepurr 7 months ago
My favorite episode
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LoveMETV22 10 months ago
Sounds like the episode "Jealousy." Millie says that a lot in that episode, but to Jerry.
McGillahooala 10 months ago
6/10. All guesses. Only saw the show a couple of times.
AmberRAR 10 months ago
10/10-- but I've been watching this show for over 50 years! We are both classics!
Wendy57 10 months ago
Sorta tricky, but, I managed to tip toe around the ottoman on all but the last one.
JeffPaul76 10 months ago
"You got 6 out of 10 Oops...Looks like you got a little tripped up over the finer details.'' ----I got 2, 5, 8, and 10 wrong.
MrsPhilHarris 10 months ago
8/10 Missed 2 and 8 which was a finger slip. 😁
KJExpress 10 months ago
9/10. I got #5 wrong. Was hoping to ace this one.
Maverick66 10 months ago
5/10. I think I got flustered when I saw how many new quizzes were posted today. 😆
Big3Fan 10 months ago
Got tripped up on half of 'em. I blame the ottoman.
MadMadMadWorld Big3Fan 10 months ago
Should have got 9 of 10, as I did. #4 did me in for a perfect score! Don't remember what episode that line was in.
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