Who said these lines in the M*A*S*H finale?

Can you recall who said these lesser-known lines in the series finale?

To say the M*A*S*H series finale "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" is well-remembered would be a pretty big understatement. From the big moments to the small ones, M*A*S*H fans have been recalling and rewatching moments from the series finale since it first aired in 1983.

We've asked you before to match the M*A*S*H characters to their final words on the show, but can you guess who said these lesser-known lines in the series finale? 

Good luck!

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  1. Who said this line: "Listen, have you heard the latest? The truce talks are on again"?
  2. Who said this line: "Oh, same old stuff. This and that, ups and downs. What can I say?"
  3. Who said this line: "If you don't mind I'd like to exchange my straight jacket for something in a 39 normal"?
  4. Who said this line: "We all make mistakes. Forgive and forget, that's my motto. This makes up for the mistake they made when they drafted me in the first place"?
  5. Who said this line: "If you want to hide in the desert you have to look like sand"?
  6. Who said this line: "Oh I don't know Margaret, you don't seem to have any problem using words"?
  7. Who said this line: "I should have known better than to help somebody that has no regard for other people!"?
  8. Who said this line: "Is it the war that stinks, or me?"
  9. Who said this line: What happened to that pattern of firing off three rounds and then going away?" ?
  10. Who said this line: I don't believe I'm saying this... I'm staying in Korea"?

Who said these lines in the M*A*S*H finale?

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KirwoodDerby 1 month ago
I know I'm in the minority here but I believe this show should have ended 5 years sooner. I can not stand the cutest babble that permitted the scripts in the later years.
B.J. ,Potter, Klinger and Charles all speak this unfunny pun-filled jargon that makes me sick every time I hear it. Compare this to the flawless comedy of the first three seasons. When Henry died and Trapper went home, so did the quality of this great show.
I agree. The Korean War only lasted a couple of years. Three was enough for this show. When Trapper and Henry were gone, so was the show.
F5Twitster 1 month ago
"Who said this line: 'If you don't mind I'd like to exchange my straight jacket for something in a 39 normal'"?

The word is STRAITjacket.
djw1120 F5Twitster 27 days ago
Just remember, MeTV does NOT take off points for spelling.
So, who cares?
CaptainDunsel 1 month ago
9/10
I don't believe I'm saying this but... I blew the second one!
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