Can you match M*A*S*H characters to the last things they said on the show?

"Goodbye, Farewell, and… cold showers?"


We're not going to lie — we teared up a bit making this quiz. The brilliance of M*A*S*H can be felt most profoundly in its goodbyes. There's a good reason why the final episode, "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen," remains the most-watched series finale of all time. It's simply the greatest ever made, at least the most emotionally satisfying.

Every time a character said goodbye to the 4077th it was either a gut-punch or a burst of love. Sometimes both.

A good chunk of the cast said goodbye in that finale, but other beloved actors left the series in prior seasons. Their final lines were touching, funny and perfectly suited to their characters. Just like everything about M*A*S*H.

Try to match M*A*S*H characters to their final lines!

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  1. He said, "Goodbye, everybody! I'll pray for you."
  2. He said, "I'll see you back in the States. I promise. Just in case, I left you a note."
  3. This character said, "I had to pretend I was mad at you, but... inside, I was laughing to beat all hell. …I better get out of here."
  4. This character warned, "You behave yourself or I'm going to come back and kick your butt."
  5. This character had a memorable kiss-off with the line: "Yeah, uh… See ya."
  6. This character said, "I dunno. Just felt like grabbing a cold shower."
  7. This character said, "Ottumwa, Iowa. I'm ready. Let's go."
  8. This character said farewell with, "What better way to leave a garbage dump! Gentleman…"
  9. This character said one single word: "What?" It also happened to be the last line of the series.
  10. This character said, "Me, too, captain. Sure glad you're feeling okay now. …Goodbye, sir."
  11. This character said, "Radar, put a mask on!"
  12. This character said, "I'm taking my hometown home! C'mon! …I got it! Honolulu!"

Can you match M*A*S*H characters to the last things they said on the show?

Your Result...

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JaxApollo13 51 months ago
12/12 this one has always made me cry my eyes out! It’s so good though.
DIGGER1 52 months ago
Can you match M*A*S*H characters to the last things they said on the show?
You got 11 out of 11
A toast to you! Well done!
x60hz11 56 months ago
I coulda sworn Hawkeye AND Houlihan both said ok see ya after that kiss. Gonna have to go back and check that.
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Wiseguy 58 months ago
" It's simply the greatest ever made..."
Uh, no. Maybe the LONGEST ever made.
john 58 months ago
This was the most insulting show on TV. Denigrating the military institutions that allowed those mooks to spout their liberal screed.
Jhh john 58 months ago
I thought Edward Winter (loved the guy on this show) had Passed...
Jhh john 58 months ago
you belong with your name
CouchPotato19 john 57 months ago
Agreed! Liberals are so annoying!
Adamtwelvia john 7 months ago
That only really started once Alan Alda took creative control! Once he started writing and directing they should have retitled the show "SHUT THE HELL UP, HAWKEYE!"
But most of the show was terrific! The eps HE had nothing to do with, that is.
anthony 58 months ago
On this 12 question quiz I got 10/11.Which means I got 2 wrong.#5 and #11.
Jan 58 months ago
I so enjoyed this show: having been on throughout the Vietnam War days! It helped us all understand our what our boys were experiencing.
C1G0S5 58 months ago
Does this mean you're airing the finale soon??? Please do! And please advertise it heavily ahead of time, I dont want to miss it!
MrsPhilHarris C1G0S5 58 months ago
I doubt they show it because it's 2 hours long. I guess the could show it over 2 evenings.
Wiseguy MrsPhilHarris 58 months ago
2-1/2 hours.
Cowgirl C1G0S5 53 months ago
They show the finale every year on Veterans Day.
coreycocoa 58 months ago
They spelled Ottumwa wrong!! Its an O not a U!
Jltitus89 coreycocoa 58 months ago
Thank you! I was just getting ready to type that.
JeffreyLMiller 58 months ago
I have never missed a trivia question about Mash ever and I never will I know every episode verbatim. I know that sounds crazy I'm just really into the show.
Bryson JeffreyLMiller 52 months ago
Me Too ❗️👍😃
Glenn 58 months ago
8 of 11 or 12?
MeTv shows the episodes in order but they keep skipping the final episode and start over at S01, E01. Are they saving that episode for the final showing of the reruns?
Idkhbtfm Glenn 58 months ago
Usually they don't play the last episode, I'm not exactly sure the reasons why, maybe it's just to make it so that the last episode feels more special, I don't know. I do know however that they play it every few years, I believe the last time they played it was in 2015.
Wiseguy Glenn 58 months ago
They may not have the rights to show it or to show it as often as the whole series. They may not want to break it up into a 5-parter (or 2-1/2 parter). Any number of reasons.
Adamtwelvia Wiseguy 7 months ago
The final ep os more like a movie than an ep. But every year on Vetren's Day they air it. This year it'll be on Nov 10th
Coos 58 months ago
11 out of 11. Im not sure how that computs when i got 1 wrong. Franks last line of course. I thought it was "goodbye Margaret" when she left for her honeymoon.
teire Coos 58 months ago
I also thought that was his last line. Guess it’s possible the versions we see in reruns are missing the end tags. Good bye Margaret is more poignant, so that’s how I’m going to choose to remember it.
djw1120 teire 58 months ago
The problem is "Good-bye Margaret" was NOT Frank's last words.
Corey Coos 58 months ago
It should have been the ending but it was because of syndication.
Wiseguy Coos 58 months ago
You're thinking of the end of act 2. There was the usual tag following where Frank says he's gonna take a cold shower and Hawkeye and B.J. eventually go too.
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