Which M*A*S*H guest star said these lines?

The stars were shining in their roles, but who said these lines?

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Ron Howard, John Ritter, and Pat Morita were a few familiar faces that appeared on episodes of M*A*S*H. Ron Howard was Wendell on the episode, "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet," as a wounded underaged soldier who tricked his way into action by lying about his age.

John Ritter and Pat Morita could both be seen in the episode "Deal Me Out," and their characters, Pvt. Carter and Capt. Sam Pak, didn't dissapoint.

Do you remember their special appearances? Can you guess who said what? Good luck!

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  1. Who said: "You've got no clothes on."
  2. Who said: "We was goin' steady, then she dumps me."
  3. Who said: "Earrings with a sweater?"
  4. Who said: "Read any good commandments lately?"
  5. Who said: "I don't care about no pain, I just want to get back to the fightin'."
  6. Who said: "You're not sendin' me home."
  7. Who said: "If I want to chew the fat, I'll eat a sandwhich."
  8. Who said: "Stuff it, Major."

Which M*A*S*H guest star said these lines?

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VernCaldwell 6 months ago
Got 8/8 but I had to guess for a lot of them.
Moverfan 6 months ago
Six out of eight. I have no idea who John Ritter saw naked (I keep thinking he was the patient with the cat in the episode with Alex Karras). And as far as who said "Stuff it, Major!"--well, that would be anybody who talked to Frank for more that ten seconds.
ma2lyssa Moverfan 6 months ago
I could be wrong, but didn't he corner Frank in the showers? Maybe I'm completely off base.
Moverfan ma2lyssa 6 months ago
I don't know...but it's been a while since I've seen that episode, so it's possible.
MrPerfect 6 months ago
8/8. Finally a slightly tough quiz.
cperrynaples 6 months ago
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Morita the only one of the three that played poker? Also, isn't this one where Klinger says "down and dirty" while dealing the cards?
KentuckyPhil69 6 months ago
8 out of 8... RIP John and Pat... Thanks for the laughs and memories!!!! You were the best!!!
frenchman71 6 months ago
8/8. Easy, peasy. Those were the best years of"MASH", when they had Henry, Trapper & Frank Burns.
AllisonWunderland 6 months ago
6/8…Don’t know how 🤷‍♀️
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