Can you understand all these things Festus says on Gunsmoke?
It's no so complexicated as it seems.

You gotta love Festus Haggen. That feller has got more fans than a dog's got hair on his back. We love him like a June morning, as he might say.
Them Haggens have a festive way of speaking. Festus may have gone from plainsman to deputy of Dodge City, but he never lost his particular way of speaking. Played by Ken Curtis, the character makes Gunsmoke a delight.
But can you understand everything he says? See if you can define all this here Festus speak.

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What is "wobble water"?
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What is a "goosler"?
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What is "palaver"?
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What would Festus call a "twistee"?
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What is a "passel"?
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What is a "tater trap"?
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What is "featherfoot"?
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What are "the slovering droops"?
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What is a "slippery geejaw"?
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What does "looksome" mean?
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What does "squeemy" mean?
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What is "howdyin'"?
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Which Gunsmoke character would Festus call an "old scudder quackety quack"?

Can you understand all these things Festus says on Gunsmoke?
Your Result...
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71 Comments

12/13, gotta watch more Gunsmoke, but not until after dinner. These vittles is the tastiest I've ever flopped a lip over.
3 out of 13. Don't watch the show.
Good gosh, 5/13! I obviously need sub-titles or a translator sitting next to me, whenever I watch a Festus Gunsmoke episode. Mathewww! Doncha seeeee!