Can you understand all these things Festus says on Gunsmoke?

It's no so complexicated as it seems.

You gotta love Festus Haggen. That feller has got more fans than a dog's got hair on his back. We love him like a June morning, as he might say.

Them Haggens have a festive way of speaking. Festus may have gone from plainsman to deputy of Dodge City, but he never lost his particular way of speaking. Played by Ken Curtis, the character makes Gunsmoke a delight. 

But can you understand everything he says? See if you can define all this here Festus speak. 

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  1. What is "wobble water"?
  2. What is a "goosler"?
  3. What is "palaver"?
  4. What would Festus call a "twistee"?
  5. What is a "passel"?
  6. What is a "tater trap"?
  7. What is "featherfoot"?
  8. What are "the slovering droops"?
  9. What is a "slippery geejaw"?
  10. What does "looksome" mean?
  11. What does "squeemy" mean?
  12. What is "howdyin'"?
  13. Which Gunsmoke character would Festus call an "old scudder quackety quack"?

Can you understand all these things Festus says on Gunsmoke?

Your Result...

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country46 1 month ago
I really screwed this one up 2/13
WilliamRussell 2 months ago
"An this ole fuller wuz all wibbledy wobbly, cain'tche see?"
jeopardyhead 4 months ago
I got 9/13. I think it helped to imagine the terms spoken in Festus's voice.
JanMMitchell 16 months ago
I got 9 out of 13 right, I am gonna pooch up like an old toad! 🐸
JanFresh 17 months ago
8/13! This is my all time favorite western
dethLSMO89 17 months ago
3 out of 13. Don't watch the show.
TheDavBow3 18 months ago
Good gosh, 5/13! I obviously need sub-titles or a translator sitting next to me, whenever I watch a Festus Gunsmoke episode. Mathewww! Doncha seeeee!
Rounds2 19 months ago
Got to love Festus.

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ERROL 19 months ago
You got 13 out of 13
LONGTIME FAN, ALL WAY BACK TO RADIO
RobCertSDSCascap 19 months ago
I'd rather hear him sing...
Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song
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