Can you understand all these things Festus says on Gunsmoke?

It's no so complexicated as it seems.

You gotta love Festus Haggen. That feller has got more fans than a dog's got hair on his back. We love him like a June morning, as he might say.

Them Haggens have a festive way of speaking. Festus may have gone from plainsman to deputy of Dodge City, but he never lost his particular way of speaking. Played by Ken Curtis, the character makes Gunsmoke a delight. 

But can you understand everything he says? See if you can define all this here Festus speak. 

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  1. What is "wobble water"?
  2. What is a "goosler"?
  3. What is "palaver"?
  4. What would Festus call a "twistee"?
  5. What is a "passel"?
  6. What is a "tater trap"?
  7. What is "featherfoot"?
  8. What are "the slovering droops"?
  9. What is a "slippery geejaw"?
  10. What does "looksome" mean?
  11. What does "squeemy" mean?
  12. What is "howdyin'"?
  13. Which Gunsmoke character would Festus call an "old scudder quackety quack"?

Can you understand all these things Festus says on Gunsmoke?

Your Result...

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jeopardyhead 2 months ago
I got 9/13. I think it helped to imagine the terms spoken in Festus's voice.
JanMMitchell 14 months ago
I got 9 out of 13 right, I am gonna pooch up like an old toad! 🐸
JanFresh 14 months ago
8/13! This is my all time favorite western
dethLSMO89 15 months ago
3 out of 13. Don't watch the show.
TheDavBow3 15 months ago
Good gosh, 5/13! I obviously need sub-titles or a translator sitting next to me, whenever I watch a Festus Gunsmoke episode. Mathewww! Doncha seeeee!
Rounds2 16 months ago
Got to love Festus.

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ERROL 17 months ago
You got 13 out of 13
RobCertSDSCascap 17 months ago
I'd rather hear him sing...
Gliddy glup gloopy nibby nabby noopy la la la lo lo
Sabba sibby sabba nooby abba nabba le le lo lo
Tooby ooby walla nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song
Runeshaper 17 months ago
Terrible. I did terrible. LOL Festus was a great character! :)
JohnBowers 17 months ago
Texan here with South in the Mouth. Depty Festus werunt no Plainsman, like the gobblety writer what writ the writing werunt right wha he wrote. Right? All the Haggens be Ridge Runners and kep theyselves clear of no Plainsman and Sodbusters and City People. Nincompoopoldknucleheads.....pfuuusheeewubleaww
JohnBowers JohnBowers 17 months ago
All 13 by the by
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