Can you finish these random lines from Capt. Hawkeye Pierce?

There's no telling what Hawkeye could say next... Unless you know exactly what he's going to say next!

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Hawkeye Pierce was a lot of things to the 4077th unit on M*A*S*H. He was an excellent surgeon, good friend and a hilarious person. 

He's known for his quick one-liners and effortless comebacks, even to authority figures. 

There was no telling what joke or wise-crack Hawkeye would say. 

Take your best guess as to what Pierce was saying as you try to complete these lines from M*A*S*H

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  1. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "We could be in Helsinki training track stars and chasing _____women."
  2. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "Thank you your honor _____"
  3. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "That was a rare bird colonel. _____"
  4. After Frank Burns tells Col. Potter "Pain is no stranger to me sir," Hawkeye responds "He's had _____ his whole life."
  5. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "Don't bet on it. I'd be out of here so fast my _____ would have to catch the next plane!"
  6. When speaking of Radar's bees, Hawkeye says, "They're finished... She's leaning back on one antenna _____."
  7. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "Just what I need, _____ off of my fingers."
  8. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "What's the war coming to? Remember when we first moved here? You could go to bed _____."
  9. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "I prefer my way of staying in shape. I can bench press _____."
  10. Finish this line from Hawkeye Pierce: "The arm will be as good as new just as long as you don't try to catch anymore _____ with it."

Can you finish these random lines from Capt. Hawkeye Pierce?

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33 Comments

TheFanFromUNCLE 12 months ago
9/10. I need to brush up on my MASH.
RaymondKlehm 12 months ago
8 out of 10
I thought that I would do better
JHP 13 months ago
6/10 - some of the screen shots had me scratching my noggin:)

Like #2... I knew the EP (the Olympics one) but then...well
AllisonWunderland 13 months ago
Wow! 8/10…and didn’t even read the question 💁‍♀️
Maverick66 13 months ago
6/10. A bit too random for me, even though I'm a fan.
daDoctah 13 months ago
I remember when they were giving gifts to one of the nurses, and Hawkeye said "and here's some shampoo, because we couldn't find any real poo".
JHP daDoctah 13 months ago
just maybe - that was BJ that said that? Not sure
daDoctah JHP 13 months ago
I googled "couldn't find any real poo" and got hits having it both ways. Apparently Hawkeye did the setup and BJ supplied the punchline.
teire 13 months ago
10/10. Knew them or knew what they would sound like.
richardkel 13 months ago
10/10. Longtime fan. I've seen every episode multiple times. Couldn't exactly remember a couple of them because he delivered his lines so quickly and effortlessly. But knowing the character, I was able to guess the correct answer.
Andybandit 13 months ago
I got 3/10. I got #1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 8, and 10 wrong. I didn't pay attention the Hawkeye's random lines obviously.
CaptainDunsel 13 months ago
9/10
My score was shaken, not stirred.
Catman 13 months ago
7/10 and every one a guess.
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