Who said it: Wally or Beaver?

Which Cleaver kid said these classic quotes?


Gee, there were some funny lines on Leave it to Beaver!

Beaver sure had a way with words, even if it wasn’t always the right way. And Wally never passed up a chance to “give him the business.”

But in the end, these two classic TV brothers always had each other’s backs, whether facing bullies or Mr. Cleaver’s disapproving stare.

Here are 12 funny and heartwarming lines from Leave it to Beaver. Can you guess who said each one?

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  1. “Sometimes things get so messed up, crying is the only thing you can do.”
  2. “I guess girls stop making you sick just about the same time baths stop making you sick.”
  3. “We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.”
  4. “You look like that time you ate all those rotten eclairs you found in the trash behind the supermarket.”
  5. “Gee, Dad. Would you mind yelling at him yourself? I’ve got a lot of homework to do.”
  6. “I can look funny if I want to.”
  7. “If you were a father and you had a kid, you’d like it if the kid liked you.”
  8. “Gee, Dad, I have enough trouble keeping myself good without keeping all the other kids good.”
  9. “How come whenever parents do anything nice, they always wonder if they’re doing the right thing?”
  10. “Look, I’m only helping you ’cause if dad gets mad at you, he always winds up getting mad at me.”
  11. “I'd rather do nothing with you than something with anybody else.”
  12. “If he tells you I called him an anthropoid, it’s nothing bad. You don’t have to look it up or anything. It just means ape.”

Who said it: Wally or Beaver?

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trogg888 20 months ago
this is one of those shows that even though ive seen them a hundred times they still make me laugh.great characters and writing
texasluva 20 months ago

MrsPhilHarris saw this movie coming -The Window- Now we can all watch it. Congrats MPH

The Window (1949) 1 hr 13 min- Drama-Film-Noir-Thriller
Ted Tetzlaff
Bobby Driscoll---Barbara Hale---Arthur Kennedy---Ruth Roman
To avoid the heat of a sweltering summer night a 9-year-old Manhattan boy decides to sleep on the fire escape and witnesses a murder, but no one will believe him.


texasluva 20 months ago
Friday Night Movie Quiz-08-05-2022

One of those movies that were caught up in the times. Then once seen they wonder why they never either heard of it or seen it. One of those I've seen a murder but nobody believes me. This has a rating around 7.5 and happy to have found it. Now you need to figure out what it is and guess it.
The male star which plays the husband in this had a nice long career run. Along with 5 nominations for an Oscar. Never winning one though. The wife played by a well known actress which after was seen mostly on TV shows, series. One on a long, long run which we see on MeTV today. She had a long life and just passed away about 5 years ago. The other star a child in this has something to tell but no one believes him. This is probably the child's best movie other then a Disney Movie character he played a few years later. Six years after this movie he was out of the cinema entertainment business. Tragically he passed away a few years later as a homeless person.
The movie is well done and keeps your attention. You might feel some of the characters thoughts and caught up in the moment. Drama-Film-Noir-Thriller


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Bonus Movie #1-

99 River Street (1953)-1 hr 23 min--Action--Crime--Drama (rated 7.4)
Phil Karlson
John Payne---Evelyn Keyes---Brad Dexter---Frank Faylen---Peggie Castle

A former boxer turned cab driver has to hide from the police when his badgering wife is murdered by the jewel thief she was having an affair with.

Bonus Movie #2-

Smoky and The Bandit (1977)-1 hr 36 min--Action--Adventure--Comedy
Hal Needham
Burt Reynolds---Sally Field---Jerry Reed---Mike Henry---Jackie Gleason

The Bandit is hired on to run a tractor-trailer full of beer over state lines, in hot pursuit by a pesky sheriff.


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Sounds good to me 😉
Oh my! Looks like me and Mags are gonna have PLENTY to watch this weekend since we just now got the message 😂🤣
…more movies 😆
That…or it just rains a few drops and quits 🤨
AllisonWunderland 20 months ago
Well, I'm here. For what that's worth. 😛
texasluva KJExpress 20 months ago
You could hold out a sign stating Alms (movies) For the Poor 😏. It's okay though. Just being here is what counts. You'll get your movie wings soon I bet.
KJExpress texasluva 20 months ago
Haha. I figure some night you are going to feature a very obscure movie known only to me and I will be all set. 🤭
Mags is all fat and sassy coz she went to the Beauty Shop today 😆
thuesgen 20 months ago
Leave it to Beaver is one of my favorite shows. RIP Wally! Heaven has gained a wonderful big brother.
Achille1 20 months ago
Leave it to Beaver is amazing because it’s from the 50s get it is relevant today as it ever was maybe even more so.
adamsbabe 20 months ago
Leave it to beaver, starring Barbara billingsly Hugh Beaumont and Tony dow. And Jerry mathers as the beaver
chanw426 20 months ago
I’ll never forget watching the episode with the steaming bowl of soup on the billboard when I was young. So funny!! RIP Tommy Dow.
jpdirisio13 20 months ago
10/12.....better than I expected......haven't seen the show in......
bsantaniello 20 months ago
8/12 Oh boy. I watch two episodes a day. What was I thinking!
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