Who said it: Fred Flintstone or Mr. Haney?

Are these hilarious lines from Hooterville or the stone age?

 Warner Brothers/MGM Television

Mr. Haney from Green Acres has some of classic television's all-time great one-liners. The friendly swindler always had something for someone in need — for a small fee, of course.

Fred Flintstone certainly has his fair share of great gags and harebrained schemes. Can you tell who is who by these lines alone?

Try to guess if Fred Flintstone or Mr. Haney said the following quotes.

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  1. “All it said was I sold you a house and that’s what you got – a house.”
  2. “Droll, very droll.”
  3. “How is it you always need what I show up with?”
  4. “Well, there’s always a few little things that don’t work exactly right.”
  5. “I’m through with working hard; I’m going into show business.”
  6. “Now if you’ll just make out the check to cash, it’ll save a lot of trouble between me and the government.”
  7. “I’m gonna take a divot outta his head with this golf club.”
  8. “More and more that paper of yours is failing to fulfill its obligation to the public…Your comics section has shrunk to almost nothing!”
  9. “Learning to like wallpaper is like pushing a purple straw hat through a keyhole.”
  10. “Maybe I put too much concentrated cactus juice in my new soft drink.”

Who said it: Fred Flintstone or Mr. Haney?

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Virginia_Field 1 month ago
10 out of 10. Love Pat Buttram as Mr. Haney on Green Acres.
MrsPhilHarris 1 month ago
10/10 😏🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️
KawiVulc 1 month ago
9/10... #4 could have been either.
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