Who said it, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space or Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H?

Pick apart quotes from two of TV's most popular prickly characters.

Paranoid. Quick-tempered. Loner. These are words that describe two characters from completely different shows: Dr. Smith from Lost in Space and Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H. Think you can tell the difference between insults lobbed by the sci-fi villain-turned-friend and the hit drama's favorite doctor nemesis to its leading man?

Let's find out!

Below, we've pulled quotes from both Smith and Burns to see if you can separate these overly sensitive characters from one another. Good luck!

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  1. "The ignorance of that remark is excusable only because of your extreme youth."
  2. "You're both a disgrace to the medical profession, let alone the United States Army."
  3. "The Directive is canceled. Now, get on with it!"
  4. "Are you laughing at me, you bubble-headed booby?"
  5. "I'm fine! I'm completely fine! The last thing I'm gonna give you two ghouls is any of my blood!"
  6. "There's nothing in the dark that's not there in the light."
  7. "If I had the intelligence of a goose, I'd still be a genius compared to you!"
  8. "Well, Colonel, I don't think you appreciate the true nature of our situation, um, gravity-wise speaking."
  9. "You and I will never be friends, Major."
  10. "The only reason I'm paranoid is because everyone's against me."

Who said it, Dr. Smith from Lost in Space or Maj. Frank Burns from M*A*S*H?

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Rickey 1 month ago
You got 9 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
Larry 1 month ago
You got 9 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
I missed the 9th question :(
UTZAAKE 8 months ago
5/10. Foiled by 3, 6, 8, 9 and 10. Obviously can't differentiate between Homer Smith and Jerry Burns.
daDoctah 8 months ago
It's funny to look at the "you and I will never be friends" line from Dr Smith to Don West, given that in the recent reboot of LIS Smith and West are traveling together when they first join the Robinsons.
MrBill 8 months ago
8/10; never watched M*A*S*H.
JeffTanner 8 months ago
You got 8 out of 10 -----------Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
EllisClevenger 8 months ago
You got 9 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
Missed #9.
Kirsten 8 months ago
WHO SAID IT, DR. SMITH FROM LOST IN SPACE OR MAJ. FRANK BURNS FROM M*A*S*H?

You got 10 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
anthony 8 months ago
9/10.Missed #3.Great idea for a quiz.πŸ‘
nerakr 8 months ago
8/10. Never watched Lost in Space.
ndebrabant 8 months ago

You got 10 out of 10
Nice! Frank Burns knows who the biggest MeTV fan is.
teire 8 months ago
7/10. It’s like they’re the same person.
anthony teire 8 months ago
In a lot of ways but,Dr Smith was much more inteligent then Frank Burns.
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