What is the correct first line said by these M*A*S*H characters?

Did these characters make strong impressions with their first lines in the show?

The old adage is "you only get one chance to make a first impression." They're important in real life, movies and in classic television. As M*A*S*H celebrates its 50th Anniversary, we want to take you back to the first time we saw some of the best characters the show had to offer. 

What was your inital impression of each character when you heard them say their first lines? To know that, you have to know what those lines were!

Take this quiz and see if you can correctly pick the first lines from each of these M*A*S*H characters. Choose carefully, the correct lines could come from the opening credits of the pilot episode! 

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  1. What was Radar's first line on M*A*S*H?
  2. What was Maj. Houlihan's first line on M*A*S*H?
  3. What was Capt. Hawkeye Pierce's first line on M*A*S*H?
  4. What was Trapper John's first line on M*A*S*H?
  5. What was Maj. Frank Burns' first line on M*A*S*H?
  6. What was Cpl. Maxwell Klinger's first line on M*A*S*H?
  7. What was Col. Henry Blake's first line on M*A*S*H?
  8. What was Maj. Charles Winchester's first line on M*A*S*H?
  9. What was Father Mulcahy's first line on M*A*S*H?
  10. What was Col. Potter's first line on M*A*S*H?

What is the correct first line said by these M*A*S*H characters?

Your Result...

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Softhobbit 14 months ago
9 out of 10, would have gotten 10 out of 10 if the actual had Frank's first words correctly. Besides there is a video with all of their first words and it has something different with Frank also sad about the lack of the Beej.
Moverfan 14 months ago
9/10 (thanks a lot, Charles). I can still see Potter drive up, get out of the Jeep and blow the horn a couple of times. His first line is in response to a half-naked sunbathing Radar (no shirt) whose first words to the new CO were "Stick that horn in your ear."
Tigatail 14 months ago
Was my favorite show and I am too embarrassed to tell my number !
JHP Tigatail 14 months ago
me 3
Jeffrey 14 months ago
''You got 6 out of 10'' ----Halt! Was this quiz a friend or foe? I'd say foe, as I only got 6 right. ------I got 2, 5, 6, and 7 WRONG!!!
TheOnlyONE 14 months ago
10/10. Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.
Wenatchee7 14 months ago
4/10 that was a cold slap in the face, hope next quiz isn't that tough.
dodgebob 14 months ago
3/10, I know that they happened, just not when.
saswifteagle 14 months ago
6/10. I think it was the aliens again.
oldmoe51 14 months ago
Not all guesses 4/10 so not good
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