Pick your favorite phony caption for these funny Adam-12 moments

Have a laugh with these classic TV buddy cops.


Though the main theme of Adam-12 was showing police procedures as realistically as possible, that didn’t always mean it had to be serious. Just like in real life, the officers on the show had to deal with some hilarious and outlandish situations.

With that in mind, we’ve compiled eight stills from different moments in the series and written fake captions for each one. Choose which caption you like best, there are no wrong answers! It’s a poll, so you can see how popular your choices are compared to everyone else.

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Pick your favorite phony caption for these funny Adam-12 moments

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Adamtwelvia 4 months ago
(sings): Head em up, move em out. Head em up, move ep out. Head em up, movie ep out, Rawhide!
#5- What do you say we take a 5 minute break? Smoke em if you got em!
Randall 31 months ago
# 3 So is this what they mean when they mention a COWBOY CADILAC ? # 4 just GOOGLE it # 8 It is amazing what you can get at FAMILY DOLLAR! # 7 I traded a MUSTANG for a MATADOOR COUPE, Someone arrest me! # 6 Officer, I can sell you some reflective gloves, only 1.98!! # 5 I just remembered I left the walkie talkie back in the unit!! # 2 I told the cleaners NO STARCH # 1 Please tell me you did NOT loose another set of keys, your paying for the cab this time!!
BlueRabbit20 31 months ago
Got 100%. But then, these are TRULY my FAVORITE police officers EVER!!
Adamtwelvia BlueRabbit20 4 months ago
Me too! Joe and Bill are #2!
Cowgirl 50 months ago
Pick your favorite phony caption for these funny Adam-12 moments
70% similar
70% similar to the most popular responses

#3. Rawhide is two sets over.
Laura 50 months ago
56% that's just about the size of it..lol
Dario 51 months ago
66% similar. Interesting. 😁😁😁😁😁
UnicornPrincess 51 months ago
66% similar... LOVE these MST3K-esque polls.
BrianMoore UnicornPrincess 51 months ago
Oooo, I wouldn't mind seeing that show on MeTV. Possibly a Red Eye Sci-Fi show.
COMET has it.
Utzaake 51 months ago
32% similar. That seems nice and low enough.
Moverfan 51 months ago
#3--"No, guys, 'Wagon Train' was cancelled years ago! "
Cowgirl Moverfan 50 months ago
Actually, that could go for Rawhide too.
Moverfan Cowgirl 48 months ago
Or F Troop, come to think of it.
DavidBarker 51 months ago
73% similar
73% similar to the most popular responses
Jeffrey 51 months ago
''45% similar'' -------------45% similar to the most popular responses.
daDoctah 51 months ago
The picture for number 8 reminded me that someone once started a Dragnet set-design blog called "Everyone Nods". The blog shows stills from each episode in order and makes cracks about the same lamp showing up in every witness's apartment, Jack Webb's conception of how hippies actually dress, etc.

Unfortunately the writer got bored and stopped posting before getting to season four, but you can revisit all the fun for what they did get just by Googling "Everyone Nods: The Dragnet Style Files".
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