9 important characters we never actually saw on 1980s TV

How did you picture "The Gooch" in your mind?

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Some characters do not need to be seen to be appreciated. They can be the butt of recurring jokes. They can be a mysterious boss pulling all the strings. They can haunt a show like a specter.

Who could forget Barney Fife's unseen love, Juanita Beasley? Or Charlie, the voice in the speaker box on Charlie's Angels?

The tradition continued in the 1980s with these quirky, unseen characters. How did you imagine them?

1. "The Gooch" on Diff'rent Strokes

School bully "The Gooch" haunted Arnold, Sam and friends throughout the series. His intimidating tactics compel Arnold to take karate lessons. "I'm mean, Gooch, mean," he growls into the telephone in "Return of the Gooch." Two seasons later, Arnold steals a comic book to gain entry into the Gooch's gang. Later still, a foreign exchange student named Carmella helps Sam fight the Gooch. But we never see the Gooch.

2. Robin Masters on Magnum, P.I.

Magnum lives on a beautiful oceanfront estate known as the Robin's Nest, at the behest of a famous author named Robin Masters. Masters' caretaker, Higgins, is a major player in the adventures of Magnum, P.I. We never see Master Masters, though. The venerable Orson Welles voiced the character in a handful of episodes.

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3. Peggy's mother on Married… with Children

Al Bundy consistently grumbles about and mocks his in-laws, the Wankers. The bitter, beaten shoe salesman particularly takes jabs at Peggy's mother, who we gather is obese. Later in the series, the mother-in-law moves into the Bundy home. Yet we never see the character. Divine, the performer best known for roles in John Waters' cult films, seen here in Hairspray, was reportedly slated to play the role before passing away in 1988. Tim Conway ended up playing Peggy's dad, Ephraim Wanker.

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4. Vera Peterson on Cheers

Norm Peterson says the only reason he goes to Cheers is to get away from his wife, so it's fitting we never see her throughout the series. We do get to catch a glimpse of her body and hear her voice, only to have her face hidden by a smashed pie. The woman in that scene, Bernadette Birkett, is George Wendt's wife in real life.

5. Urkel's parents on Family Matters

Steve Urkel always seemed to hang around the Winslow clan in this family sitcom. The reason behind his constant presence was surprisingly kind of dark. Urkel claimed that his parents could not stand his presence. The elder Urkels eventually move to Russian and abandon their son, who moves in with the Winslows. Leaving your kid behind for Russia? Now that's cold.

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6. Kimmy's parents on Full House

Like Urkel, Kimmy Gibbler was another quirky neighbor who always seemed to be around. In fact, her mom even grounds her at the Tanners at one point. But we never see Mrs. Gibbler, nor her husband. But the Gibblers weren't so mean. They even paid for Kimmy to go to Disney World with the Tanners.

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7. Phil Petrillo on The Golden Girls

Sophia's son and Dorothy's older brother, Phil Petrillo was a cross-dresser. He also was skilled at dairy arts — every Christmas he built his mother a Nativity scene made of cheese. We do meet and see his wife, Angela Petrillo (Brenda Vaccaro), in one episode. In 1990, poor Phil passes away from a heart attack when trying on a dress.

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8. The Blue Leader on Scarecrow and Mrs. King

Lee Stetson, a.k.a. "The Scarecrow," works for the secretive Agency, helmed by the mysterious Blue Leader. Divorced housewife Amanda King ends up working for the Agency, too. That's the basic plot. We see the Scarecrow's immediate supervisor, section chief Billy Melrose, played by Mel Stewart, who previously portrayed Henry Jefferson, George's brother. We do hear the voice of Blue Leader a couple times, delivered by Byron Morrow, who played an Admiral in two episodes of Star Trek.

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9. Dr. Claw on Inspector Gadget

"I'll get you next time, Gadget… next time!" So would end most episodes of Inspector Gadget, as the evil nemesis smashed his computer keyboard with his iron gauntlet. The metal hand is all we saw of Dr. Claw. His pet, Madcat, got far more screentime. An action figure was eventually released showing his face, and the regrettable toy looked a bit like Ted Baxter with lockjaw.

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ETristanBooth 3 days ago
Sheridan Bucket (Keeping Up Appearances)
BuckRogers 6 days ago
Carlton the Doorman from “Rhoda”. Never seen, always heard, and always sounded drunk...
Tresix 6 days ago
I can't remember: did they ever show Buddy's wife, Pickles, on "The Dick Van Dyke Show"?
JManSGV Tresix 6 days ago
Yes. She was played by two different actresses (Joan Shawlee and Barbara Perry) in five episodes.
PatrickPiklapp 6 days ago
Wasn't it revealed in the closing season of"Magnum PI" that Higgins was really Robin Masters?
ETristanBooth 7 days ago
The introduction mentioned Juanita Beasley, but how about Sarah the phone operator?
KristenQuaedvlieg 7 days ago
Hello! This is Carlton, your doorman on Rhoda.
ginsterc 7 days ago
How about Maris Crane on Frasier
richardkel 7 days ago
What about Charlie on Charlie's Angels?
CarrieMcCourt 8 days ago
How about giving us Scarecrow and Mrs. King MeTV. I really enjoyed that show.
I'm with you, CarrieMcCourt! That was one of my favorite shows back in the day. Scarecrow and Mrs. King, that is. MeTV should put it on, but I think it's not old enough for them.
cperrynaples 8 days ago
Kimmy Gibbler is still an enigma, even 30 years later on "Fuller House". At least give the Gibblers a funeral!
jamiahsh 8 days ago
Alan Oppenheimer was Dr. Rudy Wells number 2 on The Six Million Dollar Man
CaptainDunsel jamiahsh 8 days ago
Actually #3. Martin Balsam played Dr. Wells in the pilot movie. Darren McGavin played Oliver Spencer, precursor to Richard Anderson's Oscar Goldman.
Oops! You are correct. Oppenheimer was #2. Martin Brooks was #3.
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