Who said it: Mr. Drucker or Mr. Haney?

Both had businesses in Hooterville, though one business was much more legitimate than many of the others (We're looking at you Mr. Haney!)

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If Mr. and Mrs. Douglas needed something in the small farm town of Hooterville, there were a couple of options. Of course, Oliver Wendell Douglas could grow whatever crop he needed himself, but he did frequent Mr. Sam Drucker's store often. 

The last option, or an option that Oliver didn't want to begin with, was Mr. Haney, a business man in his own right. He's known for his "nomunal" prices and his, well, sneaky business tactics. 

No matter how much Mr. Douglas didn't want to deal with Haney, sometimes he had to do business with him. 

Drucker's store was certianly the better option, but he was known for selling some odd things as well. 

Take a look at the lines below and try to correctly guess if Mr. Drucker or Mr. Haney said them. 

Good luck!

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  1. Who said it: "I am when I can find my seal... Kids keep borrowing it to crack walnuts."
  2. Who said it: "Your husband was cold sober when he bought this place!"
  3. Who said it: "Oh sure, I'm a representative for the county power and light company."
  4. Who said it: "I have a serious suggestion! It'll cost you $35."
  5. Who said it: "Now you take them cans of lobster tongues."
  6. Who said it: "First each student receives this genuine Bob Cratchit accountant desk."
  7. Who said it: "I'll stamp the application rush and you ought to have it in eight months."
  8. Who said it: "Shall I put you down for the $38 bundle, which I like to refer to as my movie star assortment?"
  9. Who said it: "Now I can understand why you're so testy. You have got charity in your heart, but nothing in your closet."
  10. Who said it: "You know he was a better actor than he is a governor."

Who said it: Mr. Drucker or Mr. Haney?

Your Result...

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WayneKeith 5 months ago
10/10 but "lobster tongues"? I sure don't remember that episode
daDoctah 7 months ago
Basically, if the line involved actually trying to sell something, it was Haney. All the lines from Sam were simply commenting on some odd item he happened to have.
Marcia 7 months ago
I loved that Mr. Drucker kept a barrel of plastic pickles for the benefit of the tourists!
VernCaldwell 7 months ago
Can of lobster tongues? That is the only one I missed.
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Art1957 7 months ago
What does that have to do With Green Acres? NOTHING
JDWJDW2 7 months ago
I watch Green Acres every night and have seen it since I was a 5 year old child. My favorite part is when Oliver Douglass throws the pitchfork and dont even realize he did it.
JHP JDWJDW2 7 months ago
"the chores!"

I am sure he was the only farmer that I know that wore a 3 piece suit:)
ncadams27 7 months ago
If it had to do with money it was Mr. Haney.
LadyAgnes 7 months ago
9 out of 10

I love the Paul Henning shows.
As a kid, I wanted to look like BettyJo Bradley.

I wish MeTV would do a Henning block & run all 3 shows on a daily basis.
Tennant73 LadyAgnes 7 months ago
That's a great idea. Then during those to infrequent crossover episodes, you would have a hard time remembering what show you are watching.
JHP 7 months ago
Love the show!! - I live with the female version of Hank Kimball:)
#5 threw me
JDWJDW2 JHP 7 months ago
I hope your wife dont ever see what you said, comparing her to Mr Kimball.
JHP JDWJDW2 7 months ago
Yeah...GEE..I will get yelled at again for something factual:)
(that's why the longest living humans are females:))
I wonder if Methuselah was married - or with partner
Coldnorth 7 months ago
9/10 got #5 wrong. Lobster tongue could have been said by either one. I don’t remember it ever being said
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