Who said it: Barney Fife or Hawkeye Pierce?

Were these words said in Mayberry or the 4077th?

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It would be such an iconic moment if Barney Fife and Hawkeye Pierce were on the same show. Both characters were imperative to their shows and have said some memorable lines.

On The Andy Griffith Show, Barney Fife was the deputy you'd love to be around. Not only was he hilarious, but he also had a good heart. On M*A*S*H, Hawkeye Pierce was the man in charge, but he was loving too...in a silly way.

You never knew what to expect when these two characters were talking. Now, we want you to guess who said these lines.

Good luck!

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  8. Who said it?: "Unhand me you varlet, you know not who you touch."
  9. Who said it?: "Rule number one: obey all rules. Secondly do not write on the walls as it is very difficult to remove writing off of walls."
  10. Who said it?: "Did anyone ever tell you, you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar?"

Who said it: Barney Fife or Hawkeye Pierce?

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