Who said it: Barney Fife or Hawkeye Pierce?

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It would be such an iconic moment if Barney Fife and Hawkeye Pierce were on the same show. Both characters were imperative to their shows and have said some memorable lines.

On The Andy Griffith Show, Barney Fife was the deputy you'd love to be around. Not only was he hilarious, but he also had a good heart. On M*A*S*H, Hawkeye Pierce was the man in charge, but he was loving too...in a silly way.

You never knew what to expect when these two characters were talking. Now, we want you to guess who said these lines.

Good luck!

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Who said it: Barney Fife or Hawkeye Pierce?

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96 Comments

Coldnorth 7 months ago
I congratulate myself for getting 100 percent right. Yipppppppeeeeee for me🍾
Glornt 8 months ago
10/10. Hard to confuse Barney with Hawkeye.
oldbroad52 10 months ago
Finally got one with 100% correct!
obectionoverruled 11 months ago
8 of 10. I never warmed up to MASH. Too smart ale KU for me. The show’s writers pushed too much 70’s sophistication onto characters portrayed in the early fifties that just weren’t imaginable. Alan Alda was not funny to me, reminds one of an old college roommate who is always trying to impress. Sorry, Barney Fife was funny; the MASH crew was preachy and not credible.
TheFanFromUNCLE 11 months ago
10/10. Tuttle and Juanita gave me the answers. 😆
lmahabhashyam 11 months ago
10/10 You can’t fool a M*A*S*H addict
Cougar90 11 months ago
10 out of 10. I knew Hawkeye's lines. Then it had to be Barney Fife.
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