Is this quote said by Hawkeye in M*A*S*H or Bugs Bunny?

Two of the snarkiest characters on television.

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Charming, cunning and sarcastic, Bugs Bunny and Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce actually have a lot more in common than you might assume at first glance. But are you smart enough to know which witty comment came from which character?

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  1. "If it’s the Captain’s Mess, let him clean it up."
  2. "Joking about it is the only way of opening my mouth without screaming."
  3. "Insanity is just a state of mind."
  4. "Well, anyone for Russian roulette?"
  5. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark."
  6. "You know, sometimes my conscience bothers me... but not this time."
  7. "I am the essence of overconfidence. I am speculation, adventure, the spirit of pursuit, the stag howling for its winsome, yet anonymous mate. I am the love call of evolution, the perfume and color of the flowers as they offer their pollen to the gentle fuzz of the bees."
  8. "Well, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere."
  9. "Don’t think it hasn’t been a little slice of heaven. 'Cause it hasn’t!"
  10. "I'm not sleeping. I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids."

Is this quote said by Hawkeye in M*A*S*H or Bugs Bunny?

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71 Comments

Adamtwelvia 1 month ago
That's one of the more unique quizzes I've ever taken!
ThomasPotter 4 months ago
Hawkeye never said, "It's five o'clock somewhere"? I coulda sworn he did, must be a Mandela effect.
epickett ThomasPotter 13 days ago
Yeah, I was thinking that was Hawkeye as well. That's the only one I had to guess at, and I guessed wrong.
Cougar90 10 months ago
8 out of 10. The quotes that made sense were all from Bugs.
soonersjlg 10 months ago
9/10
Missed #3. Sounds like something both of them would say.
graceful1970 10 months ago
You got 7 out of 10
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jtkrifkan2002 10 months ago
I hardly ever watched MASH, but I do know my Bugs. 10/10. If I knew Bugs didn't say it, I answered Hawkeye.
epickett jtkrifkan2002 13 days ago
I loved BOTH shows. I only missed #8.
TSeym22 10 months ago
7/10 Started strong, fell apart in the middle, and finished with a bang.
DanDolgin 10 months ago
9 out of 10. Some were lucky guesses. It was easier than most because I have seen a lot of MASH as well as Bugs cartoons.
dmirarh 10 months ago
You got 5 out of 10. Nailed it...
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