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Gomer Pyle or Eb Dawson: Who said it?
How well do you know your bumpkins?
The viewing public loves a well-meaning fool. Just look at Jim Nabors and Tom Lester, both of whom made careers out of being amiable, naive characters.
While Hooterville might be a way away from Mayberry, these characters may very well have more in common than you think. Let's see how well you can tell them apart. We'll provide a quote, you tell us which character said it.
Good luck, and be sure to share your thoughts and your score in the comments section below!
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"I've never seen him so mad! His face was red, his ears were red, his lips were red. He looked like a stuck traffic signal."
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"You see, what I do is, I give myself a shampoo and then I rush my head into the refrigerator and I'm well groomed all day!"
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"Astro Digitronics offers more fringe benefits than any other space age company, including: unlimited sick pay, free psychoanalysis, and a year's supply of cracked crab."
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"I was wonderin' if you could put me up in a cell 'till I settle on my feet in someplace."
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"You don't think they're too porous, do you? I'd hate for my leg hairs to poke through!"
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"Well if you won't lend me the car, would you lend me the front seat?"
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"Boob? Why that's an insult in the face of the public!"
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"How does this sound? My butler and maid drank up all my champagne and got stoned, and I had to fire 'em!"
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"Wait a second! He's got a speech! He wrote it on the back of an envelope. He got the idea reading a book about Abraham Lincoln."
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"Chuck says he sleeps till two o'clock in the afternoon. He's gonna teach me how to do it."
