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25 completely creepy vintage Santas that will make you want to move to the South Pole
Ho-ho-NO! You better watch out, these Santas will make you cry.
It's the most wonderful time of the year. Christmas is a time for giving, spending time with loved ones and spreading joy to others. The presents don't hurt, either.
Christmastime was magical growing up. But at some point every season, you were force to sit on Santa's lap. It could have been at the local mall, department store or a family party.
Most Santas resembled the good St. Nick. But back in the day, sometimes it was hard to find the proper attire to truly emulate the jolly old soul. Case in point: these 25 unfortunate Santas.
They truly creep us out and make us laugh until we cry. Do you have any good Santa photos from when you were a kid?
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Hyper Tomb
This girl needs to giddy up on outta there.
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Tumblr
Things are heating up under that suit. Someone bring Santa back to the North Pole!
3. 
imgur
Was there really a need for a mask this time around?
4. 
imgur
We know how you feel, little girl.
5. 
imgur
This Santa is all right. It's the creatures on roller skates we don't trust. They definitely aren't elves.
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Tumblr
If the Grinch and Mrs. Claus had a child, it would grow up to be this Santa.
7. 
Hyper Tomb
We're not sure if Santa is asking this little girl what she wants for Christmas, or how to get to the nearest subway station.
8. 
Tumblr
We had no clue Gandalf was pulling double duty as a wizard and St. Nick.
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imgur
This kid obviously wants Santa to get out of his town.
Maybe all of his red suits were in the laundry?
11. 
Get It In 60
It's like a cartoon face on a human body. Not disturbing at all.
It's hard for him to see you when you're sleeping… when Santa doesn't have any eyes!!
13. 
Buzzfeed
When creepy clowns and creepy Santas unite. (Sorry, Bozo.)
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Sketchy Santas
Again, another unnecessary mask on this Kris Kringle.
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imgfave
It looks like Santa brought some extra snow from the North Pole.
Okay, which reindeer picked a fight with Santa?
We would be biting our fingers too if we had to sit on this Santa's lap.
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Gallery Hip
This was the one year Santa turned to the dark side.
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Reddit
Creepy clowns, creepy Santas and creepy Easter bunnies all united for one super scary photo.
Taking "he sees you when you're sleeping" to a whole new level.
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Tumblr
Why does Santa get in so many fights? We thought he was a jolly old soul.
There's no masking the fact that this Santa is up to no good.
Santa must have been having a bad hair day.
That gun isn't making that kid feel any safer.
You don't have to be a child to believe… or be afraid.
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