Eat your way through this nostalgic Jello quiz and we'll tell you what's missing from your life

Find the secret to eternal happiness in this very yucky quiz.

 

Look, we've got nothing against Jello, but it seems that just a few short decades ago, every cook in the kitchen was looking to shove some Jello into food meals it should have had nothing to do with. In this quiz, we're putting your tastebuds to the test. These are some Jello advertisements from previous decades, and you've got to tell us whether you'd be game enough to give them a try. In return, we'll tell you what's missing from your life that will help you achieve true happiness, which seems like a pretty fair deal, if you ask us.

  1. Are you eating this celery and olive Jello salad?
  2. Are you eating this orange and cool whip ring?
  3. What about this lime and cheese Jello salad?
  4. Or this Jello salad with lemon, cabbage, and eggs?
  5. How about this strawberry pineapple ring?
  6. This Jello salad has celery, cucumber, and tomato. Are you having a piece?
  7. This Jello ring has lime Jello, vegetables, mayonnaise, and cottage cheese. Are you eating it?
  8. Here we have lime and strawberry Jello, with a layer of cream cheese mixed with mayonnaise and chopped nuts. Would you give it a shot?
  9. What about a lime Jello with pineapple chunks as a side dish?
  10. Or this blackberry Jello with whipped topping?

Eat your way through this nostalgic Jello quiz and we'll tell you what's missing from your life

Your Result...

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95 Comments

CrumblyCrunchies 19 days ago
If eating a egg and celery jello mold allows me to be spontaneous then I guess I'll just sit here and watch the river flow
AnnieM 1 month ago
I'd try 6 of the above, and "I need spontaneity"? That makes no sense.
geatornez82 1 month ago
My life needs a pet. Tell that to my three cats!
eyegor 1 month ago
My life needs a pet? Probably I'd need a dog for all the jello dishes I won't eat. But they have taste and feelings too, so that wouldn't be nice.
jdiperri 1 month ago
I need a pet? I have a dog a cat and 2 birds. We need jello with Spam!
paulat0805 1 month ago
Apparently i lack spontaneity - i’ll have to think about that !! 😁
Calypso500 1 month ago
My life needs a pet? I have two chihuahuas and a large cockatoo--I think I'm covered.
Lantern 1 month ago
More stuff for James Lileks' "Gallery of Regrettable Food".
DK 1 month ago
My life needs a pet. True.
RobertK 1 month ago
I need a pet. Full disclosure, I would like to adopt another rescue dog. It's too quiet here without one. I promise I won't feed him any of that Jello egg, lime and cabbage concoction. Nothing gets you out of bed faster than hearing the sound of a dog ready to puke!!!
Dr_Zachary_Smith 1 month ago
Your life needs a relaxing night at home!

I have actually eaten a few of those recipes at various potlucks over the years. Surprisingly very tasty!
Wendy57 1 month ago
“Your life needs a pet !”
I don’t think so. I have 3 dogs, feed wild birds, squirrels, deer, and enjoy visits from the occasional bear.
My life’s always been thankfully filled with animals of all kinds. 🐶🐶🐶🐦‍⬛🐿️🦝🦌🐻
RedSamRackham 1 month ago
* We had choice of JELL-O or bad cole slaw with our school lunch. ♣ Best thing in JELL-O would be fruit cocktail! ☺
IndianaRockz 1 month ago
"Your life needs a pet!"

My cats beg to differ!

Who doesn't remember your school lunch tray with a big ol' square of Jello with fruit suspended in it!?!?
purplerose60 1 month ago
I’m missing spontaneity. Spot on!
BorisK 1 month ago
It says 'Your life needs a pet!' --- we have 3 cats and 2 dogs. MeTV needs to accept it is Avis, and try harder.
jimmyvici 1 month ago
I’m missing a pet…ok. Even if I had one, we’re not trying Jello that has mayo, eggs, or cabbage! I’d rather eat a Milk-Bone. 🤣
JHP jimmyvici 1 month ago
or a processed milk-bone:)
IndianaRockz jimmyvici 1 month ago
We're gonna make you rollover & go fetch the newspaper for us before we give you a Milk-Bone! 🦴😁😁😁
Mommakat 1 month ago
I need a pet, my cat wouldn’t let me!
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