Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: "The Sermon for Today"

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  1. Who says... "Oh, Dr. Breen, your sermon has such a wonderful lesson for us!"?
  2. Who says... "Fortunately, none of mine goes to fat. All goes to muscle."?
  3. Who says... "That's one subject you just can't talk enough about... sin!"?
  4. Who says... "You know what I believe I'll do? Run down to the drugstore and get some ice cream for later."?
  5. Who says... "Gomer, get down there with them spiders and start workin'!"?
  6. Who says... “Yeahhh, sounds real good to me too.”?
  7. Who says... "You're probably tired. Why don't you let me go?"
  8. Who says... "Yes, sir! You really hit the nail right on the head there!"?
  9. Who says... "Yeah, we really packed it away."?
  10. Who says... "I say you’re late! You’re draggin’!"?

Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: "The Sermon for Today"

Your Result...

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82 Comments

Zip 13 days ago
5/10
Wow! Did great on the first 5 questions. Missed the next 5.
edcrumpacker 13 days ago
"Relax, slow down, take it easy, WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? Yes folks, what in deed is your hurry"
sjbang88 14 days ago
8/10 this episode is the epitome of what TAGS and Mayberry were all about
Payneiam sjbang88 13 days ago
This, and Man in a Hurry.
TheWomer 14 days ago
10/10 A band concert tonight! Yes sounds real good to me too! Forget the sign? I would. Ha. Funny episode.
ColbysTonsorialParlor 14 days ago
8/10. I take with Reverend Tucker.
But he can be dry as dust.
You said, dry as dust.
Jacki Robersot 14 days ago
Now Andy has to teach Sunday school for a month. ☺️
He's hogtied for a month of Sundees
Calhoun1959 Jacki 13 days ago
Preachers got him hog tied for amonth of Sundays
seltaeb 14 days ago
That old rickety band stand that they tried to repair, doesn't look like it would hold 2 people much less all those band members.
Zip seltaeb 13 days ago
A collapsing bandstand could just be the excitement that Mayberry needs.
Jacki 14 days ago
8/10 missed #9 and 10.
Mildew....you can't expect me to do anything with mildew
And the cheap thread.
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