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Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army''
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Daily Andy Griffith Quote Quiz: ''Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army''
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8/10
I got 5 out of 10
10/10. Is this the episode where Ernest T says the taxidermist sewed up her head?
That's "My Fair Ernest T. Bass"...I always wondered if Ernest T. was so illiterate, how did he know that Haguette's name was French?
Who knows.....Maybe he was "over there during the war"-Quote Andy Griffith from Season1 Ep4 "Ellie comes to town".
Thanks
9/10 I missed #6
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9/10.
8/10....
Outstandin'!
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Outstandin'!
Outstandin'!
6/10
Ernest T is hilarious in almost every episode he is in
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10/10. As usual.
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Heads up, people! This is totally unrelated to the quiz, but not a lot of people do the Perry Mason quizzes. I have been doing them for some time, and the most recent comments on the quizzes are from 6 MONTHS ago at least ( accept for my own )! It would be so cool if other people would do them and leave a comment. I hope you all have a wonderful day! Feel free to comment! :)
10/10 Lucky
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One of my favorite Ernest T. episodes.
I still say he should have had his own spinoff show where he joins the military, like Gomer had. Man, that would be wild.
One of my favorite Ernest T. episodes.
I still say he should have had his own spinoff show where he joins the military, like Gomer had. Man, that would be wild.
That WOULD be sooo wild. And HILARIOUS!!! :)
7/10 I love when his taking the physical test
"Huuuuuuuusssssshhhhhhh" Hahahahahaha!! SOOO funny! :)
Another quote, "Bass, shut your mouth and open it." Hilarious!!
Another quote, "Bass, shut your mouth and open it." Hilarious!!
Me too, Miss Kitty 😉