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Who said it: Barney Fife or a different Don Knotts character?
Who spoke these hilarious lines about giraffes, karate and dear sweet Juaneet?
Don Knotts made Barney Fife one of the funniest characters on television. Of course, great lines provided by the show's writers helped as well. But Don Knotts was also hilarious in his many other roles outside of Mayberry.
Here are ten quotes said by the always amusing Don Knotts. Try to guess if they belong to Barney Fife or a totally different character!
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“Gun-drawing practice, ten minutes every day. If I ever have to use this baby, I want to teach it to come to papa in a hurry.”
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“I wish, I wish I were fish.”
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“If there's anything that upsets me, it's having people say I'm sensitive.”
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“The first thing you do is to get the psychological edge on your adversary by showing supreme confidence.”
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“What we do here, Private, is to evaluate your manual dexterity on a timescale in relation to visual digital coordination.”
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“Boy, giraffes are selfish.”
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“That's, karate... I’ve been studying it by mail for years. My whole body’s a weapon.”
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“Two things have always been my downfall - I have always been the most failure of anybody, and I'm too thin.”
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“Juanita, Juanita, lovely dear Juaneet. From your head down to your feet. There’s nothing half so sweet.”
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[Talking about a broken TV] “I know how I’d feel if mine went out. Almost like losing a friend.”
Who said it: Barney Fife or a different Don Knotts character?
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9/10
9/10. Nip it. Nip it in the bud.
I missed #'s 6 & 7.
8-10. barney was the greatest!
Ghost and Mr chicken... My favorite movie featuring Don Knotts. Also a big influence on Adam Sandler. "Ada boy " was featured in several of his movies
Giraffes are selfish....Best line of the show
9/10
not bad 8 out of 10.
Terrible 5/10
Just enjoy it...dont over think it....great try!
20/20...Do they get any easier than this? I think not.
There were only 10 questions.
8/10
Gee, no lines from THE RELUCTANT ASTRONAUGHT I think the best movie he ever made, also he and Tim Conway made a wonderful film in 1980 the detectives worth watching if you can find it!!
Loved Don Knotts in "Pleasantville", he was perfect for the TV Repairman role!
Missed 2 don't know as much as I thought. Not bad though.
7/10
8/10
8/10
I used to love watching Barney trying to be romantic on the telephone with Juanita, and then realizing that he was overheard by Andy or better yet, Opie.
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I used to love watching Barney trying to be romantic on the telephone with Juanita, and then realizing that he was overheard by Andy or better yet, Opie.
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Love his singing to her...priceless!
Missed the giraffe one and the karate one. Shoulda known Luther was the karate expert. Atta boy, Luther!!
Best movie line ever!
It is! Great soundtrack too! I have it on CD. And...I agree...That electrician is probably a Democrat! 😉😋😄
So funny....I watch it when I get the Blues....cheers me right up!
got 8-10 missed the giraffe question and for some reason, i cant recall that line from barney. what episode was that?
That "atta boy, Luther" and "the electrician must be a democrat" was from his Luther character in "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken". From the big town square picnic scene. So funny!