We attempt to explain the 1979 Sears holiday catalog to a Millennial

Who knew that a trash compactor could blow the mind of a young adult?

Want to blow the minds of Millennials or Gen-Z? Show them a trash compactor. No, really. Their jaws will drop.

At least, that was our experience. We sat down with one of our twenty-something coworkers and a copy of the 1979 Sears Wish Book catalog. We expected to have to explain pop culture phenomena like disco balls and Mork. Surprisingly, Millennials seem well versed in "Nanu Nanu" and boogie fever. It was the humble trash compactor that demanded an in-depth explanation. 

Of course, the entire concept of a "Sears catalog" was foreign to this young professional. First, we had to handle the 672-page elephant in the room.

Millennial: "Wow! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a catalog that’s more than 50 pages. Fifty is even pushing it."

MeTV: Yep, it's as thick as a phone book… wait, I don't know if you'll even get that reference. This sucker is nearly 700 pages, with everything from power tools to toys to socks. It's essentially the entire store in paper form.

Millennial: "When did this come out?"

MeTV: Well, there were two a year, the Spring/Summer catalog and the Holiday Wish Book. I don't recall the exact time of arrival, but I do remember the overwhelming excitement I would have when the latest Wish Book turned up in the mailbox — not too long after school started in the fall. I would rush to the kitchen table, flip to the toy pages, and start circling what I wanted.

We then proceeded to peruse the catalog page by page, stopping to explain whenever an item baffled our younger colleague. Some of the conversations surprised and delighted us. Let's dive in.

[Note: The Millennial's comments appear in quotes. Our comments are in bold.]

1. Page 14: Shaun Cassidy clothing


Does the name Shaun Cassidy sound familiar?

"No. Is that a TV show reference or a movie reference?"

Somewhat TV, but it's more of a pop music reference. Does David Cassidy sound familiar?


He was the heartthrob on The Partridge Family. Shaun was his younger half-brother. Do you know "Da Doo Ron Ron"?

[Laughs] "No!" 

[Sings "Da Doo Ron Ron"] A huge 1963 hit by a girl-group called The Crystals? Phil Spector? Wall of sound? Nothing? Anyway, Shaun Cassidy covered it and it was a No. 1 hit in 1977.

"Makes me think of Justin Bieber."

Totally. He was the Bieber of the late 1970s. You could even get a pair of jeans with his autographed stitched on the butt.

"That’s what I’ve always wanted — my teen idol’s autograph on my butt. I'm trying to think of whose signature I’d want on my butt if I were still 16. I’d probably get Joe Jonas."

2. Page 19: The Houston Oilers


"The Houston WHAT? The OILERS?"

This is still an NFL franchise. Do you know who the Oilers became?

"Are they still in Houston? Are they in California?"

They are in Tennessee…

They still wear that baby blue… the Titans.

"Oh! I should have known that."

3. Page 90: Corduroy


Corduroy was everywhere back then. Have you ever worn corduroy?

"I don’t believe so. If I have, not since I was six or something. Just on formal occasions."

Speaking of formal, you could buy an entire corduroy suit.

"I know what corduroy is, but that has more to do with Corduroy the bear. When I read the book as a kid, I was like, 'Mom, what is corduroy?' Hmm… is corduroy warm?"

You bet it is.

"It just seems like a lot of material."

4. Page 153: Phoebe Cates


Do you recognize this model?


Do you know who Phoebe Cates is?


Have you seen Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

"No, I’ve never even heard of it."

[Explains the origins of Fast Times at Ridgemont High, from the Cameron Crowe writings to the screen.] Do you know who Sean Penn is?

"I know who Sean Penn is."

He played the stoner character. Phoebe Cates famously comes out of a swimming pool in slow motion wearing a bikini.

"If that came out today, would that be PG-13 or R?"

Oh, this was an R for sure. PG-13 did not exist until Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom a couple of years later.

5. Page 169: Pocket Watches


"Even I can’t picture someone from the 1970s pulling out a pocket watch. Unless they’re like, 80."

To be fair, it does label them "Nostalgic."

6. Page 185: Musk


Musk was the unofficial odor of the Seventies. Do you know the smell of musk?

"Is it different than cologne?"

Well, it's an ingredient in cologne. It's from the glands of muskrats or something… [Googles] On, right, it is a secretion from the musk deer.

"I kind of like musk, so I don’t know what that says about me."

7. Page 189: Hair Dryers


Do you know what number 13 is?

"It looks like a breathing machine."

That is a hairdryer. It's like a shower cap attached to a hose.

"That seems like something someone rigged up at home!"

8. Page 321: Tobacco Pipes


"I have never, ever, never, never met anyone who smokes an actual pipe."

My dad smoked a pipe. There was a chain of stores in malls called The Tinder Box. I have intense sense-memories of going there with him, opening glass jars of tobacco and huffing the sweet loose tobacco.

9. Page 365: Popcorn Poppers


Have you ever had a popcorn popper?

"The only popcorn I’ve ever made is in a bag in the microwave."

These are air poppers.

"I was watching Scary Movie recently and she was making popcorn in that flat aluminum tin thing on the stove, which I had never seen before."

That’s Jiffy Pop.

10. Page 390: Lava Lamps


Ah, at last, the lava lamp.

"I'm pretty sure I had a miniature lava lamp when I was younger."

What do you think this lamp would cost, in today's dollars?

"Anywhere between $20 and $50."

Adjusting for inflation, it's $109. 

"HAHAHAHA. Personally, I don’t know that I would ever pay more than $20 for a lava lamp! How big is this lamp?!"

About the size of a two-liter soda bottle? Smaller?

11. Page 403: Decorative Barometers


Have you used a barometer?

"I went to Camp Tecumseh. They bought us how to use one."

Do you know what it measures?

"The weather? I don’t know outside of that."


"Oh, that makes sense. I knew that, in the back of my head."

Half this catalog is just things your phone does now.

12. Page 404: Alarm Clocks


Do you have an alarm clock?

"Nope. I probably should get one if my phone dies."

13. Page 405: Televisions


What do you think those two big knobs do?

"One of those big dials changes the channel… the other dial does… something important… for televisioning?"

They both change the channel.

"HAHA! What? Why are there two? Are there different lists of channels?"

Basically! Have you heard of UHF and VHF?


Very High Frequency, that included channels 1–13, your big networks like ABC, CBS and NBC. The higher numbers were on Ultra High Frequency, which was typically for smaller local stations.

"Would PBS be considered national or high numbers?"

That's a good question. I think it would depend on the market?

14. Page 416: 8-Tracks


Do you know what an 8-Track is?

"Cassettes with eight tracks on them? Just a guess?"

Well, yes but no. Technically, it was an album split into four "programs," split into two stereo channels. All four are playing at once, on a loop, and you toggle back and forth between the programs, like TV channels. So, say you pop in the Abbey Road 8-Track. "Come Together," "Here Comes the Sun," "I Want You" and "Sun King" all go at the same time. You have a switch to jump between programs. If you want to hear, say, song two on Program 2, it gets really hard to find it. Not to mention, the song order is completely different from the vinyl album and CD. It's complicated.

"Well, now you can just listen to whatever, whenever."

15. Page 440: Trash Compactors


"WAIT… WHAT?! What’s a trash compactor? I would guess it compacts your trash. Correct me if I’m wrong."

Ha, yep! It would economize your trash usage. I don’t know if it’s because of the economy of the time? The fuel crisis and plastic shortages? I'm speculating here.

"This is the first time I’ve ever heard that a trash compactor was an actual appliance."

It was useful because you didn’t have to take out the trash as much. Everything else in the kitchen had been turned into a machine, so they thought, well, why not the trash can?

16. Page 462: Benji


Do you know the dog Benji?

"He was that popular? How come I’ve never heard of him?"

He had his own movies. A bunch of them. Like The Fast and Furious, but with a little cute dog instead of cars.

"And then he disappeared, off the radar. I guess he was dwarfed by the popular dogs of my era, like Air Bud."

I'm sure nobody is going to be happy to read that.

17. Page 487: Latch Hook Wall Hangings


"Is that one of those carpet things where you stick the stick in the thing?"

Exactly. Yarn artwork was a big home decor trend. Latch hook and macramé. 

"I think I made one long ago; it was a panda’s face."

18. Page 531: Ventriloquist Dummies


"Wow, that is a lot of ventriloquist dummies."

It was a big fad for kids.

"I don’t think I recognize any of them."

Not even the ones in the middle?

"Jeff Dunham. Those are the only ventriloquist dummies I know."

19. Page 636: Electric Football


Take a look at this Electric Football and guess how it works.

"Is it like chess where you move the pieces around?"

No, you plug it in and the field is made out of, like, tin and the whole thing vibrates violently, shaking the little men to bump into each other. Honestly, it was pretty cruddy.

20. Page 652: Pong Video Game Console


Pong! My neighbor had this Pong console.

"You’re buying the thing for just the one game?"

Yes. No cartridges. It just had a switch, so you could toggle between the different "games," like hockey, which was just Pong with obstacles in the middle.

"How much did it cost?"

Less than that lava lamp.

"Are you serious? That’s insane."

21. Page 656: Atari 400 Home Computer


"That’s a computer?"

You hook it up to a television, yes. I had a Timex one similar to it.

"What do you do on that computer? Do you just do math? Can you type? Write a book?"

See the cassette player? It used cassette tapes as a storage device.

"Crazy. Okay, so computer games. That makes more sense."

22. Page 659: Speak & Spell


You’ve seen E.T. right?


Alright, we’re done here. I can’t even handle that.

"It’s on my to-do! I’m sorry! My parents are mad at me, too."

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ThomasPotter 9 months ago
Great line, "Half of this catalog is things your phone does now." LMAO
TheNightling 41 months ago
As someone born in late 1981 and therefor technically a millennial that later got semi-rebranded "Xennial" this person is an idiot...
DerekBird 41 months ago
I don't remember the dummies being a fad in 1979 either. On Christmas Day in 1979 I turned 15, so these things would have been geared towards kids my age and younger. I loved Benji so much that I named my dog Benji when I was growing up. I even bought the novelization of For The Love of Benji that I found at a second hand store just because that I had it growing up.
Kiyone57 41 months ago
On #4, FTR, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was rated PG, not PG-13. Red Dawn was the first PG-13 rated movie.
I don't remember Ventriloquist Dummies being a fad. I guess I was too busy with college to notice.
Pauly_789 41 months ago
I loved playing with the electric football set when I was a kid!
WesleeHancock 54 months ago
there was the sears spring/summer catalog and a fall/winter catalog and the Christmas catalog- the wishbook which came out in september i think was the third major catalog of the year- also had sale catalogs and specialty catalogs- go to wishbookweb.com to see holiday catalogs of different stores thru many years-it's great!
boogerdogger 54 months ago
Oh My G-d!
Still have the barometer, used to own the electric football game, carried a pocket watch in my noisy corduroy pants, smoked my late Father's pipe (with real tobacco), still use an alarm clock and can remember the what the Houston Oilers cheerleaders were called......The Lubricants!!! HA!
MichaelFields 54 months ago
those were the days, there was nothing like getting a HUGE catalog in the mail and going threw it looking at all the cool stuff, I am sure the Mail carrier HATED it as they must have only been able to carry 4 at a time which probably weighed 30 pounds
ErinWard 54 months ago
I SOOO wish these Catalogs were still given out.
TCKirkham 55 months ago
I don't know whether to laugh or cry...this made me laugh so hard I have tears rolling down my face...ROTFL!!!
JDnHuntsvilleAL 55 months ago
[What do you think this lamp would cost, in today's dollars?

"Anywhere between $20 and $50."

Adjusting for inflation, it's $109. ]

Go check Amazon. They are STILL $20-$50.
Pacificsun 55 months ago
What would they do facing a rotary phone? The chasm of experience is frightening. I now feel like I should be part of a museum.
idkwut2use Pacificsun 55 months ago
I have a very old-fashioned rotary phone on the wall that's never worked but is cool-looking. It's got a little table for a notepad that opens for storage, and the speaker, and the earpiece on a string...love it. :3
JDnHuntsvilleAL idkwut2use 55 months ago
You must LOVE "Petticoat Junction."
idkwut2use JDnHuntsvilleAL 55 months ago
xD It's actually not a huge favorite really, but I do like it!
thedude1500 55 months ago
What, nothing about the model on page 602 of the 1975 catalog
TCKirkham thedude1500 55 months ago
OOOO...Carbon Dating yourself, dude! The only catalog page that had a record released about it - Zoot Fenster's "The Man on Page 602" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yd2gD_6YFos
joann TCKirkham 41 months ago
What about the Four Lads and The Girl on Page 44?
daDoctah 55 months ago
Next time, see how long it takes them to believe in "Dialing for Dollars". "They expected people to watch old movies in the afternoon *when* *they* *were* *shown*?" "You had to be listed in the phone book to get picked and called?" "They let the phone ring *ten* *times* before giving up?"
TCKirkham daDoctah 55 months ago
We never had "Dialing for Dollars" on an afternoon movie when I was growing up - in the Spokane WA market, it was part of KXLY-TV's "The Noon Show", a half hour news and interview show - my mom never missed it when I was a kid....:-)
pony daDoctah 54 months ago
Omigosh! 'Dialing for Dollars'! I really believed they would call me someday! (I specifically remember watching "The Incredible Shrinking Man" as one of those afternoon movies .....)
Nancy 55 months ago
Here is the entire 1979 Sears Wishbook:

RobCertSDSCascap Nancy 55 months ago
Thank you!
DuanneWalton 55 months ago
I thought sure you were talking about the trash compacter from the Kenner Death Star playset.
Geronimo 55 months ago
This was not a quiz🤔😒
RobCertSDSCascap Geronimo 55 months ago
That's why it's in Stories.
That's how they getcha.
Runeshaper 55 months ago
That was a very interesting interview. I can understand almost all of the responses as I didn't have most of these items, but I don't grasp that the person did NOT see E.T. LOL I remember those alarm clocks & I still think that pocket watches are classy. I even had 1 of those dummies. However, I don't want anyone's name stitched on my caboose LOL
Maybe they played the E.T. video game and are still damaged.
As far as messages on butts go, a girlfriend of mine used to
wear Christmas jeans with mistletoe on the the caboose!
ETristanBooth Runeshaper 55 months ago
I teach at a university, and I have sometimes seen young women with the word "pink" on their backsides. I don't know what this means, and I don't know why they don't feel foolish.
idkwut2use ETristanBooth 55 months ago
I believe the "Pink" thing is like a sub-brand of Victoria's Secret...it's stupid and I'd never wear those. x-p
Ok. Those are cool jeans. I dig the holiday style :)
Runeshaper idkwut2use 55 months ago
I'm pretty sure you're correct there.
With a cold holiday message, too!
Pauly_789 Runeshaper 41 months ago
I've never seen ET, and I'm in my 50's.
RobCertSDSCascap 55 months ago
The jeans sizes in #1. Slim, Pretty, Plus etc.
Somewhere in squint print, the girls clothing pages would often include
"Also Chubby Sizes".
A few years earlier, "Super Dennis" introduced Sears Toughskins jeans!

pony RobCertSDSCascap 54 months ago
Soooo ... "Chubby" was the female equivalent of "Husky"?
RobCertSDSCascap pony 54 months ago
It was, bless their chubby little hearts.
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