20 strange, cheap Halloween costumes from the 1960s and 1970s
Thanks to budget boxed Halloween costumes, and kid could dress up as the Fonz, Chachi, Barbarino, Jaws and more
1. Ringo StarrThe mask worn by Michael Myers in the Halloween movies was famously, and cleverly, made from a William Shatner mask painted white. They could have used this as is.
2. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.The transparent masks fully obscured your face, and never correctly depicted the character, so you ended up with this eerie bank-robber mish-mash. Before they could afford fancy robot helmets, Daft Punk wore something like this Napoleon Solo mask in publicity photos.
3. The PhantomWe could have sworn that was Roy Orbison.
4. The Brady BunchThis outlier is a true head-scratcher. Instead of a mold made from Marcia's face we merely get a Lone Ranger eye mask. The shirt vaguely proclaimed "One of the Brady Bunch." Was there an episode where they went into witness protection?
5. HippieAh, the stereotypical hippie attire: swim goggles, cigar.
6. Rat FinkEd Roth's hot-rod character inspired a few costumes over the decades. It's hard to image this six year old being terribly excited about restoring a Bucket T. We're guessing dad would be more likely to pick this out of the catalog.
7. Land of the LostSleestak! Honestly, this looks close enough to the onscreen version of the creature, more so than other representations on this list. It's just a cool, creepy design to begin with.
8. JawsThere is no good way to turn the long, pointed face of a sea creature into a flat, 2D mask. This perspective, with the eye holes in the mouth, is so unexpectedly off, it ends up being rather unintentionally chilling.
9. Flipper / GonksFlipper suffered from the same problems as Jaws. Collegeville, however, decided to go for the profile approach, with two human eyes oddly peering out from one side of a dolphin's face. Harder to explain on this page, however, are the two Gonk outfits, Gone Gonk and Fred Gonk. The trendy toy of 1964 — think Beanie Babies or Troll Dolls, younger generations — were turned into masks. With another Gonk on the chest, the kid ended up looking like a Gonk standing atop a Gonk. On the lower right, take note of Nightmare, Casper's horse, appropriately named here.
10. Welcome Back, KotterAnother face-atop-face approach. The white smock made it look like you were getting your hair cut, which hardly seems appropriate for Barbarino. A Kotter mask was available, too, if you wanted a mustache.
11. The FonzThe legendary iteration of the face-on-face costume was this Happy Days outfit. Why not just make the costume an open leather jacket over a white tee? Why are these costumes a character wearing a picture of a character? It never made much sense.
12. Laverne & ShirleyHere is Cindy Williams / Shirley Feeney. Supposedly. It looks more like that Barbarino mask above post-haircut.
13. The Gong ShowThe Gong Show was a brilliant, comical precursor to the talent competitions of today. As big as American Idol is this millennium, we can't imagine children wanting to wear a Simon Cowell mask. But Chuck Barris was cool. Alabama fans, if you wore a gray suit with that mask, you could pass for Bear Bryant.
14. Donny OsmondOkay, now it's started to make sense, why they printed the name of the costume across the chest. How else would candy-givers know how to describe a costume? "Oh, what a cute… Donny Osmond," they would say, fighting the urge to guess… Betty Ford? Tattoo?
15. Morgan Freeman of The Electric Company
Before he played God, Morgan Freeman was a regular on The Electric Company, playing the hip disc jockey Easy Reader. The costume designer, however, seemed to have Fat Albert on the mind.