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Today 11:00am
The Andy Griffith Show
Barney goes undercover in this memorable episode!
Today 3:30pm
The Andy Griffith Show
Series premiere!
Today 5:00pm
The Andy Griffith Show
Andy and family eat too many pickles in this hilarious episode!
Today 6:30pm
M*A*S*H
Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!
May 5, 5:00pm
M*A*S*H
George Wendt makes a guest appearance on Halloween!
May 6, 11:35pm
The Twilight Zone
Beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder.
May 6, 8:30pm
Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
Carol Burnett guest stars!
7:00am
Sports Edition
Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep)
7:30am
26 North Halsted
Local Scheduled Programming (s5, ep)
8:00am
Cut Day
It's senior cut day. Zack does his best not to get caught by Belding. Meanwhile, Jessie protests the use of plastic cups.
8:30am
School Song
The gang decides to write a new school song together for a Bayside competition. Zack schemes to get them to compete against one another, and when they find out it's time for revenge.
9:00am
Never Too Young (s5, ep4)
After Bobby defends Millicent at school she rewards him with a kiss and he immediately sees skyrockets. After kissing her again and seeing those same skyrockets, she shares the news that she may have the mumps. Meanwhile, the family prepares for a Roaring '20s party.
9:30am
Peter And The Wolf (s5, ep5)
Greg lands a date with Sandra but only if he can get a date for her visiting cousin, Linda. He convinces Peter to wear a fake mustache and act as if he were an older man. Meanwhile, Mike and Carol brush up on their Spanish, in anticipation of Mike's visiting Spanish-speaking clients.
An unexpected visitor ruins Howard Cunningham's Christmas plans
10:00am
Guess Who's Coming To Christmas (s2, ep11)
Fonzie tells Al the story of the time an unexpected visitor turned Howard Cunningham's plans for a traditional family Christmas upside down.
On Now: 10:30am
The Robbery (s4, ep4)
Laverne's date with a member of the Purple Fiends street gang goes sour when he robs a grocery store.
Barney goes undercover in this memorable episode!
11:00am
The Bookie Barber (s2, ep28)
A bookie from Raleigh sets himself up in Floyd's barbershop as an extra barber, trying to avoid the heat. Andy gets suspicious when the new barber has the same three clients.
11:30am
The Quiz Show (s1, ep5)
After hearing a radio quiz show and having Ricky answer all the questions correctly, Lucy manages to get herself and Ricky on the show. Little does she know that Ricky knew the answers beforehand. The show is called "Females are Fabulous," a title that Lucy justifies elaborately. In this episode, Frank Nelson makes the first of many cameos as Freddy Fillmore.
12:00pm
Eddie Quits School (s5, ep23)
Eddie pompously announces that he's dropping out of school to get a high paying job at a gas station. However, all is not as it seems when Wally and Lumpy get a glance at Eddie's new free spending life.
12:30pm
Wally Stays At Lumpy's (s5, ep24)
A communication gap ensues when Wally wants to spend the night at Lumpy's and Beaver wants to have Gilbert spend the night. Beaver asks June and she tells him he can sometime when Wally spends the night somewhere and Wally asks Ward, who tells him he can sometime when Beaver has someone spend the night.
1:00pm
Topless Anyone? (s6, ep20)
The Happy Gizzard isn’t doing well, and Jethro wants to improve his business. He thinks he has an idea to make his restaurant a huge success. After seeing signs outside other restaurants, he believes his restaurant should have topless waitresses. But he thinks this means the waitresses don’t wear hats. Jethro tells Drysdale just as he is working on landing a $20 million dollar account, scaring the millionaire Vanderponts away.
1:30pm
The Great Snow (s6, ep21)
Granny misses the seasons, especially the snowy winter. She wants to go home to the hills and see some snow. Jed decides to let Granny win and calls Drysdale to tell him that Granny wants to head back home to the hills. He learns that she wants the snow back. Drysdale comes up with a plan to keep the hillbillies in Beverly Hills, telling them that a big blizzard is going to strike Beverly Hills.
2:00pm
St. Gilligan And The Dragon (s1, ep20)
The women decide to move to the other side of the island in protest.
2:30pm
Big Man On Little Stick (s1, ep21)
Handsome surfer Duke Williams rides a giant tsunami to the island.
3:00pm
The Danny Thomas Show
Danny Meets Andy Griffith
"Danny is arrested by Sheriff Andy Taylor for going through a stop sign in the town of Mayberry."
3:30pm
The New Housekeeper (s1, ep1)
Rose, the former housekeeper, gets married and Opie is unhappy at her departure. Aunt Bee comes to live with Andy and Opie, and Opie is not exactly thrilled with her.
4:00pm
Me-TV Special Presentation
The Andy Griffith Show Reunion
"Cast members from "The Andy Griffith Show" gather to reminisce about the classic 1960s TV series."
5:00pm
The Pickle Story (s2, ep11)
It's canning time again, and Aunt Bee has put up another batch of pickles. After realizing the only thing they're good for is killing flies brave enough to land on them, Andy and Barney decide to substitute store-bought for her homemade.
5:30pm
Peter Morcey- Star Wars Toys
"There are all kinds of Star Wars collectors. Peter Morcey is the kind of guy who collects Star Wars toys, lots of them, and displays them in a meticulous fashion that shows off all his complete toy lines, toy lines from other countries, and toys that no one else has. Today, he'll show Lisa some of his most prized possessions like the one-of-a-kind ,multi-colored C3P0 figures, a vinyl caped Jawa, and a coveted Italian card back that doesn't even have the toy attached. Our expert, John Ragusa, Peter's pal, and a Star Wars fan and collector himself will have the honors of appraising this magnificent collection and then attempting to make a swap with Peter. John's brought a hard-to-get collectible he knows Peter wants, but may be reaching for another galaxy with his trade request."
6:00pm
That Darn Kid (s10, ep21)
Klinger buys a goat, with the intention of getting rich by selling its milk. Then the goat eats the 4077th's $22,340 payroll, leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag. Meanwhile, Charles also thinks he can make a killing when he sees an ancient vase.
Kellye Nakahara gets her big moment and Rita Wilson guest stars!
6:30pm
Hey, Look Me Over (s11, ep1)
Margaret and her nursing staff are about to be inspected by Col. Bucholz. Meanwhile, Kellye is offended that Hawkeye is attracted to nurses besides her.
7:00pm
Archie Is Jealous (s2, ep23)
Gloria is reading over an old love letter that Mike had sent her. This leads to a conversation between Gloria and Edith concerning an old flame of Edith's with whom she once spent a weekend. However, when Archie hears of Edith's supposed innocent weekend, he hits the roof and demands that Edith not keep any secrets from him.
7:30pm
Archie And The Editorial (s3, ep1)
Archie gets fed up with a television editorial when this week's issue concerns gun control. Archie rails against gun control, battles it out with Mike and ultimately decides to go on the TV show with a rebuttal. Later, Archie meets his two biggest supporters, a pair of stickup artists who rob him at gunpoint.
8:00pm
Archie's Fraud (s3, ep2)
Archie's Sunday job, driving taxi cabs for Bert Munson, has been a fine extra job for additional income. However, Archie has failed to report the extra income on his tax returns. Archie goes down to the IRS to explain, and soon discovers that he will be audited by the IRS. Trying to get out of it, Archie considers bribing the agent.
8:30pm
The Threat (s3, ep3)
Archie gets word that an old Army buddy who once saved his life is coming to town with his wife, Bobbi Jo. Archie offers to have them stay at his place. When Bobbi Jo arrives early, Archie gets an eyeful of the voluptuous woman and his guilt over his lust begins to show through to Mike and Gloria. Edith overhears a conversation between Archie, Mike and Gloria and out of concern for her marriage, makes a pivotal decision.
9:00pm
The British Invasion
"The Beatles - "She Loves You"; The Animals - "We Gotta Get Out Of This Place"; Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter"; The Rolling Stones - "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing In The Shadow"; The Searchers - "Needles and Pins"; Gerry and the Pacemakers - "Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying"; The Animals - "The House of the Rising Sun"."
9:30pm
Guests Steve Lawrence And Eydie Gorme
In 200 Years Ago Today, Harvey reminisces about the old Revolutionary days. Then, in Kitchen Commercials, Carol and the gang perform a TV commercial parody about kitchen products. Next, in By the Time I Get to Phoenix, Carol tries to run away from her husband, but every form of transportation fails her. Then, in The Cafeteria, customers steal each other's seats in a crowded lunchroom. Finally, in Salute to Universal Studios, Carol and the gang parody classic movies, including Hamlet, Rooster Cogburn, Freud, and Earthquake.
10:00pm
A Show Of Hands (s4, ep28)
Rob and Laura accidentally dye their hands before a big banquet.
10:30pm
Baby Fat (s4, ep29)
Alan Brady asks Rob to secretly fix the play of a noted playwright.
11:00pm
The Golfer (s4, ep3)
Ralph tries to learn how to play golf to impress his boss, and, of course, the situation turns into a disaster.
11:30pm
The Howling Man (s2, ep5)
A man on a walking trip of post-World War I Europe gets caught in a storm. He takes shelter in a remote monastery and finds a mysterious prisoner.
12:00am
The Long Silence (s1, ep)
Cory Manson is paralyzed, and terrified that her husband will discover she is slowly recovering.
1:00am
The Innocent (s5, ep3)
In the Middle East, Willy and Barney infiltrate a chemical plant to gain access to Dehominant-B, a quick-acting lethal gas. Barney is exposed to Dehominant-B and crippled; Willy escapes but Barney is captured.
2:00am
Escape Into Black (s2, ep9)
On the verge of closing in on the shadowy one-armed man, Kimble is rendered amnesiac after a freak gas explosion at a roadside diner. While the fugitive fights to regain his memory, a struggle ensues at the hospital between Margaret Ruskin, a social worke
3:00am
Silent Kill
"Harry O runs into a deadly conspiracy when he tries to clear a deaf man charged with arson and murder."
4:00am
The Big Frustration (s2, ep6)
Sgt. Carl Maxwell, a frustrated fellow detective, goes AWOL; Friday and Gannon have three days to track him down before Maxwell loses his badge for good.
4:30am
The Big Senior Citizen (s2, ep7)
A series of daring daylight house burglaries are taking place perpetrated by an octogenarian who uses the wedding and obituary notices in the paper to select his victims.