To get his mind off throwing rocks through windows, Ernest T. Bass is given the job of being a traffic cop. However, when Ernest T. begins throwing bricks through car windows, Malcom Merriweather is assigned Ernest T.'s task, causing Ernest T. to vow for revenge.
Mrs. Nestor has forbidden faculty members and students from fraternizing with members of the the opposite sex. She's even imposed a fine on those she catches. Figuring she'd drop her edit if she wasn't lonely, Connie proceeds to fix up Mrs. Nestor with the old coot Mrs. Davis is trying to dump.
A casting director from Warner Brothers who's looking for talent comes to film at the school. The faculty members, including Mr. Conklin, trip over each other to be discovered. Miss Brooks seems a shoe-in for the role of Lady Godiva.
A private New Year's eve celebration between Ann and Donald escalates when her parents show up for "one drink" and then more and more show up and a party starts.
4:00pm ET
Bob
Death of an Underwear Salesman
Bob's temporary writing replacement turns out to be a bigger hit for mad-dog.
4:30pm ET
Bob
The Man Who Broke the Bank at Our Lady of Constant Sorrow
Bob is forced to help with a church fundraiser and mistakenly plans a casino night.
When kip is discovered in the apartment without his buffy disguise, lily sinclair, the new manager of the hotel, decides to have the other residents vote on whether buffy and hildegarde are evicted or not.
Alf and jake suggest brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Millionairess Doris Bristol has brought gems into the hospital where she is undergoing cosmetic surgery. Her bodyguard, John DeLeon, is slain after he spots criminal Frank Malloy posing as a dying patient (part of a plan where a woman doctor and he plot to steal the jewels from the socialite).
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Bazooka Jarod
Jarod goes undercover as a Naval commander to avenge the shipboard death of a young sailor.
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Ranger Jarod
While impersonating a forest ranger, searching for a man lost in the woods, Jarod meets a woman who also grew up torn away from her parents...and falls in love for the first time.
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
Joshua Fit the Battle of Fulton Street
After a crime wave strikes a new york neighborhood, residents form a vigilante group.
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Bomber
A fanatical anti-communist (jon voight) and his fiancee bomb multiple iron curtain consulates, killing and injuring a number of people
Buz falls in love with actress Arlene Sims who has a fatal disease and has returned to her home town to die.
5:00am ET
Sheena
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
A power mad chief forces kali and sheena to take drastic measures in order to prevent an all out tribal war.
6:00am ET
Family
Home Movie
Willie annoys the family when he decides to film their lives for a documentary. In a school assignment, buddy ponders how she'll leave her mark on the world.