7:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Private Eye
An animated tale of an egotistical private detective who considers himself irresistible to women but is constantly fumbling around. A Hanna-Barbara cartoon. 
7:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Hairy Excuse / Love and the Little Black Book
In "The Hairy Excuse", a man pretends he's a werewolf in order to explain his nights out to his wife. Then in "The Little Black Book", a man pretends a black book is his to keep his friend out of trouble, only to get in trouble himself with his wife and ex-girlfriend. 
8:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Perfect Wife / Love and the Wee He
In "The Perfect Wife", two scientists come up for a recipe for the perfect wife. Then in "The Wee He", a mechanical Christmas elf that won't turn off threatens to ruin a couple's honeymoon. 
8:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Ghost / Love and the Happy Family
In "The Ghost", a groom-to-be is haunted by his dead wife. Then in "The Happy Family", lovers pretend to be brother and sister. 
9:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Mail Room / Love and the Old Swingers
In "The Mail Room, a girl wants to mail herself far away. Then in "The Old Swingers", a shy elderly couple try out the latest craze and become swinging senior citizens. 
9:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Triple Threat / Love and the Girlish Groom
In "The Triple Threat", a man's brother poses as three odd characters to help him break up with his girlfriend. Then in "The Girlish Groom", a man disguises himself as a woman to prevent his fiancee's parents from knowing they live together. 
10:00am ET
The Andy Griffith Show
Barney Fife, Realtor
Andy lectures Opie about the importance of informing a potential buyer of the true condition of the item being sold. Meanwhile, Barney decides to dabble in the real estate field, and conjures up a deal where several families are selling their house and buying another house in town. When the Simms's consider buying Andy's house, Opie pipes up about problems that the Taylor house has, which angers Barney, who ends up losing ALL the commission money he WAS going to make from everyone selling their  
10:30am ET
The Andy Griffith Show
Goober Takes a Car Apart
Andy needs someone to answer the phone at the courthouse while he is in Mt. Pilot at a sheriff's conference and Barney is on vacation. Goober volunteers, but Andy isn't sure he's up to it. Grudgingly, Andy agrees after Goober begs. On the day Andy is supposed to leave, Goober fails to show at the courthouse due to being backed up with work at the filling station. Goober brings the car he's working on to the courthouse and works on it outside and, as a result, can't hear the phone ringing off the 
11:00am ET
Mayberry R.F.D.
The Pet Shop
Mike starts working at a pet shop. 
11:30am ET
Mayberry R.F.D.
An Efficient Service Station
Goober has to clean up the station or he'll lose it. 
12:00pm ET
Petticoat Junction
The Other Woman
Betty Jo finds herself growing jealous of the attention Steve is giving to their daughter, so the pair go on a second honeymoon together, at their old cottage. But the couple's romantic mood is spoiled by a lack of electricity, Mr. Haney's intrusive realty service, and a bunch of hobos. 
12:30pm ET
Petticoat Junction
One of Our Chickens Is Missing
Two rough motorcyclists, suspected of poaching, are too many and too tough for Game Warden Orrin Pike to capture. 
1:00pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Sense of Humor
Danny gets in trouble with the local tradesmen for joking about them in his act. 
1:30pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Tonoose Gets a Job
Danny gets uncle tonoose a job at a women's shoe store. 
2:00pm ET
Our Miss Brooks
Life Can Be Bones
As far is Connie is concerned, Mr. Boynton is showing too much interest in his biology new assistant, Miss Sanders. To focus attention back on herself, Miss Brooks has Walter bury some old bones in her backyard to get him interested in hunting for her fossils. 
2:30pm ET
Our Miss Brooks
Two-Way Stretch Snodgrass
Mr. Conklin's arch ememy, Hamilton High principal Jasper Flint, is scheming to steal Madison's football hero Stretch Snodgrass. To keep him from transferring, Miss Brooks and Conklin masquerade as Stretch's none-too-bright parents and refuse to let him change schools. 
3:00pm ET
That Girl
He and She and He
Ann receives a marriage proposal from the amorous photographer that used her as a model in California. 
3:30pm ET
That Girl
Odpdypahimcaifss (Translation:"Oh Don, Poor Don")
Donald's mother finds a pair of Donald's pants in Ann's closet... 
4:00pm ET
Bob
Kiss and Sell
On a business trip, bob has to escape the advances of a persistent woman. 
4:30pm ET
Bob
Have Yourself a Married Little Christmas
Whitey loses an engagement ring among the christmas presents for orphans. 
5:00pm ET
Bosom Buddies
What Price Glory?
Kip and henry have to compromise their morals to compete with marty bursky, the office boot-licker, for a prestigious new account, dr. Bob. 
5:30pm ET
Bosom Buddies
Kip and Sonny's Date
Kip's date with sonny turns into a disaster, thanks to his nervousness and henry's date, cecily - ruth's niece and a recent devotee of punk rock. 
6:00pm ET
ALF
Stop in the Name of Love
Alf hides out in the back seat during lynn's date at the drive-in. 
6:30pm ET
ALF
Stairway to Heaven
In a fantasy sequence, alf's guardian angel shows him what the tanners' lives would be like without him. 
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
Kill S.W.A.T.
Following a training exercise with S.W.A.T. officers from another division, Lt. Harrelson and Street find the dead body of Officer Frank Baylor with the words "Kill S.W.A.T." pinned to his chest. 
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Cold Dick
A wannabe detective entangles Jarod in a web of intrigue involving a missing showgirl and a murdered nightclub owner. 
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
The Agent of Year Zero
Jarod helps expose the true identify of a Cambodian colonel who Lyle plans to use as a pipeline for smuggling heroin into the United States. 
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Attacker
A man who has been attacking women in a specific neighborhood eludes detection at first when he becomes part of a group that confess to all sorts of crimes. 
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
No Day Trippers Need Apply
A man is being blackmailed after picture appear showing him attending an orgy. 
11:00pm ET
Hunter
A Girl Named Hunter
Hunter searches for the killer of a runaway girl whose baby he helped to deliver. 
12:00am ET
Hunter
Shield of Honor
Hunter's new trainee, the son of a career officer, has problems doing his duty as they investigate a series of robbery-murders. 
1:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Hate the Picture...Love the Frame
A gunrunner frames a christmas present for the judge: A murder rap. 
2:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Pennies From a Dead Man's Eyes
The associates of a singer long thought to be dead are making a killing on his music rights, so when they discover the singer's alive, they decide to rectify the situation. 
3:00am ET
Route 66
I'm Here to Kill a King
Believing that Tod has been killed, Linc and Margo set out to catch his murderer. Tod turns up alive and marries Margo. Linc leaves the Corvette with Tod. 
4:00am ET
Route 66
Black November
Tod's wealthy father dies, leaving the Yale graduate penniless, except for his 1960 blue Chevrolet Corvette. He meets Buz, who worked for Tod's father, and the two decide to start driving across the country. The Corvette breaks down in a small Mississippi town with some very nasty residents. The boys discover that the town hosted a POW camp during WWII and that the town boss had an escaped prisoner lynched when his son was killed in action. The boss plans to lynch Tod and Buz to keep the town's  
5:00am ET
Sheena
The Lost Boy
Sheena and cutter enlist a journalist to help stop a refinery from being built in the lamistas. 
6:00am ET
Family
Disco Queen
Buddy develops a secret social life by sneaking into a disco. Annie dates an attractive but boring football player.