7:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Perfect Wife / Love and the Wee He
In "The Perfect Wife", two scientists come up for a recipe for the perfect wife. Then in "The Wee He", a mechanical Christmas elf that won't turn off threatens to ruin a couple's honeymoon. 
7:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Ghost / Love and the Happy Family
In "The Ghost", a groom-to-be is haunted by his dead wife. Then in "The Happy Family", lovers pretend to be brother and sister. 
8:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Mail Room / Love and the Old Swingers
In "The Mail Room, a girl wants to mail herself far away. Then in "The Old Swingers", a shy elderly couple try out the latest craze and become swinging senior citizens. 
8:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Triple Threat / Love and the Girlish Groom
In "The Triple Threat", a man's brother poses as three odd characters to help him break up with his girlfriend. Then in "The Girlish Groom", a man disguises himself as a woman to prevent his fiancee's parents from knowing they live together. 
9:00am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Crisis Line / Love and the Soap Opera
In "The Crisis Line", a love-shy man tries to find love over a crisis line. Then in "The Soap Opera", a soap opera obsessed woman goes on cruise to get away from her television, only to find an actor from the show on the boat. 
9:30am ET
Love, American Style
Love and the Mind Reader / Love and the Unbearable Fiancée
In "The Mind Reader", a love-challenged man asks his friend to use his ESP mind reading skills to romance a girl. Then in "The Unbearable Fiancée", a woman brings her boyfriend, a bear, home to meet the parents. 
10:00am ET
The Andy Griffith Show
The Gypsies
Andy orders a group of gypsies out of town after they bother the residents. They soon set up camp outside of Mayberry and place a "curse" on the area in the form of a drought. Everything's later revealed to be nothing more than a hoax, as the gypsies are using a radio to enact their scheme. 
10:30am ET
The Andy Griffith Show
A Baby in the House
Aunt Bee is thrilled to be able to help out her niece by babysitting her infant baby. Unfortunately the baby cries only when Aunt Bee picks her up and not when anyone else does it. This makes Aunt Bee terribly upset until a minor crisis occurs and she finally understands what she was doing wrong. 
11:00am ET
Mayberry R.F.D.
Millie and the Palm Springs Golf Pro
Millie plots to make Sam jealous. 
11:30am ET
Mayberry R.F.D.
Palm Springs Cowboy
Howard helps a washed-up cowboy stage a comeback. 
12:00pm ET
Petticoat Junction
Betty Jo's Bike
Betty Jo, trying to earn money to buy a motor bike, turns the Shady Rest hotel into a giant nursery when her baby-sitting business falls into the lap of her mother, Kate. 
12:30pm ET
Petticoat Junction
Young Love
Uncle Joe starts a Free Wedding and Honeymoon Contest to promote business for the Shady Rest Hotel 
1:00pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Jose Rents the Copa
Danny and kathy discover that the halpers will be unable to look after rusty and linda during their trip. 
1:30pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Rusty for President
Rusty runs for junior class president. 
2:00pm ET
Our Miss Brooks
Mr. Whipple
Mrs. Davis gets Connie and the gang whipped into a frenzy with her incorrect story of Mr. Whipple, an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in ten days and has holes in his undershirt. They descend on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a ten day diet. 
2:30pm ET
Our Miss Brooks
Blue Goldfish
Penny-pinching Conklin has the thermostat cranked so low the goldfish in the biology lab have turned blue. The only way the gang can get him to spend a little money on heat is to make him think the cold is making everyone sick. 
3:00pm ET
That Girl
I'll Be Suing You
A pedestrian pushing a sewing machine runs into Donald's new car and attempts to Sue Ann. 
3:30pm ET
That Girl
Anatomy of a Blunder
On the way to meet Ann's parents for the first time, Donald and Ann experience several mishaps. 
4:00pm ET
Bob
La Sorpressa
Bob's surprise birthday is everything he didn't want. 
4:30pm ET
Bob
Bob & Kaye & Jerry & Patty
Complications arise when bob accidently reveals his friend's past indiscretion to his friend's wife. 
5:00pm ET
Bosom Buddies
Hildy's Dirt Nap
An immigrant gets a crush on hildy; much to the dismay of henry. In an attempt to get out of the impending marriage proposal kip and henry fake hildy's death and hold a funeral. 
5:30pm ET
Bosom Buddies
Not With My Sister, You Pig
Kip becomes overly protective of his little sister vicky when she comes to visit. He asks henry to take her out so she doesn't have too good a time. When henry comes back from their date at 5:00 a.M., Kip fears the worst and they get into an argument. Henry refuses to tell him what happened. Their arguing escalates until they both fall off the fire escape and end up in the hospital with broken limbs. While there, kip's imagination goes wild as to what happened on henry and vicky's date. He's con 
6:00pm ET
ALF
Keepin' the Faith
Alf takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone. 
6:30pm ET
ALF
For Your Eyes Only
Alf befriends a lonely blind girl. 
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
Dragons and Owls
Lt. Harrelson and his team are pursuing a group of men who are terrorizing the entire area by committing a series of rapes. The only clues are a religious medal found at one of the abduction scenes and a Biblical quotation overheard by one of the victims. 
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Bloodlines (Part 1)
Jarod realizes the Centre intends to create another Pretender. Miss Parker discovers she may have a twin brother. 
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Bloodlines (Part 2)
Jarod attempts to prevent the Centre from turning a young boy into a new Pretender. Miss Parker searches for the identity of her twin brother. 
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
Candy Man: Part 1
The detectives head to a drug rehabilitation center run by candy latson (james earl jones) in their search for a grocery store thief. 
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
Candy Man: Part 2
In an attempt to capture the grocery store thief, corso observes a group therapy session at the rehab center. 
11:00pm ET
Hunter
The Pit
A veteran police dispatcher is blackmailed into undermining Hunter's and McCall's investigation of a multimillion-dollar gold robbery when her son is kidnapped by the perpetrators. 
12:00am ET
Hunter
Informant
When Hunter refuses to reveal an informant to a Grand Jury, he is sent to jail, as a convicted murder lands back on the streets, stalking the only witness against him--Hunter's informant. 
1:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Games People Play
Mccormick becomes a contestant on a tv quiz show that's rigged by two producers who couldn't come up with the $1 million prize. 
2:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Strangle Hold
The death of mccormick's former lover leads him and hardcastle into the rough-and-tumble world of women's wrestling. 
3:00am ET
Route 66
To Walk with the Serpent
In Boston, Tod and Buz encounter right-wing nuts armed with plastic explosives. 
4:00am ET
Route 66
Long Piece of Mischief
Ollie Crump is a rodeo clown who is in love with Babe Hunter. 
5:00am ET
Sheena
Unsafe Passage
Sheena risks her own freedom to save kali from being sold into slavery. 
6:00am ET
Family
Coming of Age
When buddy gets a part-time job at a bakery, willie is smitten with the owner, big al. Meanwhile, nancy finds herself in a romantic triangle between peter, her former college professor, and ex-husband jeff, anxious for a reconciliation.