7:00am ET
Love and the Traveling Salesman / Love and the Topless Policy
In "The Traveling Salesman", a salesman sells overpriced goods to a family of hillbillies, until he falls in love one of them. Then in "The Topless Policy", two bar owners try to get their waitresses to quit by implementing a topless policy. 
7:30am ET
Love and the Water Bed / Love and the Lady Barber
In "The Water Bed", a television salesman has a hard time demonstrating the water bed. Then in "The Lady Barber", a balding man falls for his stylist. 
8:00am ET
Love and the College Professor
A girl flirts for a good grade from a professor. 
8:30am ET
Love and the House Bachelor
The best friend of a married man keeps stopping by for dinner. 
9:00am ET
Love and the Newscasters
Two competitive television newscasters try to impress a network executive from a top New York network. 
9:30am ET
Love and the Scroungers
Two struggling actors pretend to be movie extras as they secretly live on Paramount Studio's lot. 
10:00am ET
Wyatt Earp Rides Again
A wild west show comes to town featuring a wimpy man who is said to be related to Wyatt Earp. 
10:30am ET
Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
Aunt Bee is frustrated at always having to rely on other people (notably Andy) for a ride. When she sees a car that Goober is selling she decides to finally learn how to drive and buy his car! 
11:00am ET
The Caper
To prove how bad a deputy Goober is, Howard robs the bank. 
11:30am ET
The New Farmhand
Sam figures out how to deal with a hero-worshipping Mike. 
12:00pm ET
Kate Bradley, Peacemaker
Kate acts as peacemaker when a feud between Floyd and Charley threatens to end the operation of the Hooterville Cannonball. 
12:30pm ET
The Young Matchmakers
Widow Kate's three daughters organize a lonely hearts club to find eligible bachelors for her. 
1:00pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
The Baby Hates Charley
Charley's own baby seems to hate him. 
1:30pm ET
The Danny Thomas Show
Danny's Replacement
Danny is preparing for a tour in europe and jack carter is booked as his replacement at the club. 
2:00pm ET
Pilot (aka Trying to Pick a Fight)
Walter tells Miss Brooks how arguments with his girlfriend improve their relationship. Hoping it will light a fire under her beau, Connie picks a fight with Mr. Boynton. Principal Conklin does the same thing, but gets results that leave him all wet. 
2:30pm ET
The Loaded Custodian
Miss Brooks wants to replace the school janitor's broken window, but cheapskate Conklin won't budge. 
3:00pm ET
"That Girl" Pilot
In this test pilot, Don thinks that Ann should choose a stage name, but Ann is worried it will upset her father. This episode was revamped into the 11th episode and includes different actors and characters. 
3:30pm ET
Don't Just Do Something, Stand There
Actress Ann Marie meets magazine writer Donald Hollinger while filming a commercial in the lobby of his building. 
4:00pm ET
Bob
Terminate Her
Trisha's new job is given to harlan's obnoxious and unqualified girlfriend. 
4:30pm ET
Bob
Stone in Love (the Last of Shayla)
Harlan and his girlfriend make a big relationship decision, and bob gets stuck in the middle. 
5:00pm ET
The Grandfather
Henry saves a gangster's granddaughter from being hit by a car and then must put up with the man's `favors'. 
5:30pm ET
Not the Last Picture Show
Kip and henry contemplate what they will be like when they are older. 
6:00pm ET
Pilot
Gordon shumway, last known survivor from the planet melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "alf", short for alien life form. 
6:30pm ET
Strangers in the Night
Alf decides to have some fun while a nervous mrs. Ochmonek babysits brian. 
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
The Running Man, Part I
David Neal, a government agent who spent four years on a undercover assignment posing as a crime boss's lieutenant, is marked for death after his testimony sends the kingpin to prison for life. 
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Crash
Jarod investigates an airliner crash. Miss Parker, Sydney and Broots learn more about Mr.Lyle. 
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Red Rock Jarod
Jarod is lured to Arizona by a mysterious message that turns out to be from Mr. Lyle. 
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Body in the Trunk
After the mysterious death of a young woman, the detectives are confronted with the woman's frightened boyfriend, her irate parents and an abortion doctor. 
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Night Watch
The search is on for a health food addict whose fanaticism eventually leads to murder. 
11:00pm ET
Naked Justice (Part 1)
Hunter and McCall investigate the mysterious death of a famous movie actress and encounter a surviving sister hungry for the inheritance. 
12:00am ET
Naked Justice (Part 2)
Hunter, investigating the murder of a famous movie actress, follows a contract killer to Mexico and learns why the C.I.A. is interested in the killing. 
1:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
The Yankee Clipper
After a funeral for a friend who disappeared in vietnam, mccormick discovers someone digging up the casket---and it's the buddy he thought he buried. 
2:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Something's Going on on This Train
Murder rides the rails on a private train to chicago, whose passengers---including hardcastle (brian keith)---were invited aboard under false pretenses. 
3:00am ET
A Bridge Across Five Days
Tod and Buz are working at a shipyard. They meet Lillian Aldrich, another employee. Lillian has been released from a mental hospital. 
4:00am ET
Mon Petit Chou
Tod and Buz meet French singer Perette and her controlling tough-guy manager Glenn. 
5:00am ET
Sheena
Tyler Returns
Cutter and sheena are enlisted by an old cia colleague to help bring down a terrorist, only to be led into a deadly ambush. 
6:00am ET
Family
A Right and Proper Goodbye
Realizing that she hasn't much longer to live, hattie, kate's mother, decides to pay the lawrences a visit. Eventually, they all learn that the reason for her unexpected visit is to say "a right and proper goodbye." Each member of the family reacts to the prospect of her death in his or her own way, but willie, hattie's favorite, is affected most.