7:00am ET
Love and the Hotel Caper / Love and the Well Groomed Bride
In "The Hotel Caper", a sailor has three female companions. Then in "The Well Groomed Bride", an ex-suitor chases after another man's bride. 
7:30am ET
Love and the Eskimo's Wife / Love and the Instant Father
In "The Eskimo's Wife", an eskimo shares his wife. Then in "The Instant Father", a man fakes fatherhood to impress a divorcee. 
8:00am ET
Love and the Lovesick Sailor / Love and the Test of Manhood
In "The Lovesick Sailor", a sailor is desperate for romance despite his mother's pleas to come home. Then in "The Test of Manhood", a man must complete an ancient Indian test of manhood before the wedding. 
8:30am ET
Love and the Guru / Love and the Physical
In "The Love Guru", meditation changes a marriage. Then in "The Physical", a doctor tricks a man into a physical. 
9:00am ET
Love and the Detective / Love and the Advice Column
In "The Detective", a private eye investigates a gangster's girlfriend. Then in "The Advice Column", a woman discovers a letter which calls her bossy and difficult. 
9:30am ET
Love and the Single Sister / Love and the Monsters
In "The Single Sister", a family tip toes around a jilted woman. Then in "The Monsters", two horror film actors make a bet to see who can woo an actress on the lot. 
10:00am ET
Opie Steps Up in Class
Andy sends Opie to a swank boys' camp. 
10:30am ET
Andy's Trip to Raleigh
Andy cancels a big date with Helen in order to confer with a lawyer in Raleigh, who turns out to be a beautiful woman. 
11:00am ET
A Trip to Mexico
Aunt Bea and her friends go to Mexico. While there, their friendships gets strained. 
11:30am ET
Tape Recorder
Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.  
12:00pm ET
Sister Cities
Sam gets ready for the arrival of Mexican officials from Mayberry's sister city. 
12:30pm ET
Andy's Baby
The birth of Andy and Helen's baby has Emmett, Howard and Goober all fighting to be the godfather. 
1:00pm ET
War of the Hotels
Kate fights a no-holds-barred "hotel war" with Murdock Sneep, unscrupulous operator of the rival Pixley Hotel. 
1:30pm ET
The Windfall
On an excursion to Pixley (ostensibly to look for a job), Uncle Joe stumbles on a fortune in buried money. 
2:00pm ET
Flying Nun
HECTOR & THE BRASS BED
Hector is a donkey and his new job is at Carlos's casino as part of the brass band, amidst much argument from Antonio, who finds him too gimmicky. 
2:30pm ET
Flying Nun
THE NEW HABIT
What to do? Sr. Bertrille is grounded by the nuns’ stylish new habit, which features a wingless bonnet. 
3:00pm ET
Bridget Loves Bernie
How to Be a Jewish Mother
After bernie rejects bridget's breakfast of ham and eggs, she decides to take a crash course in jewish cooking, which leads to disaster. 
3:30pm ET
Bridget Loves Bernie
The Little White Lie That Grew and Grew
Bridget and her parents become jewish for the weekend when bernie's devout aunt stops in new york on her way back from israel. 
4:00pm ET
Kirk Pops the Question
Kirk asks dick and george for advice about whether or not he should propose to cindy. 
4:30pm ET
Best Friends
Kirk fears his cafe will be out of business when a fast-food company approaches him. 
5:00pm ET
Bob
My Daughter, My Fodder
Trouble arises when bob incorporates trisha's relationship woes into his comic book. 
5:30pm ET
Bob
Penny for Your Thoughts
Bob's first issue is done… until it goes through the focus group. 
6:00pm ET
The Rewrite
Kip tries to help henry spice up a story documenting ruth nearly discovering the duo's alternate identities. 
6:30pm ET
There's No Business...
Henry reluctantly agrees to spend the money that he and kip are saving for a t-bill on his uncle mort's commercial production company, unaware that mort owes $17,000 to loanshark victor. 
7:00pm ET
S.W.A.T
Terror Ship
A group of men steals a tugboat and barge laden with twelve cases of TNT, killing the tugboat captain in the process. They later threaten to blow up a Nobel Prize winning marine biologist and her research vessel unless they are given one million dollars. 
8:00pm ET
The Pretender
Hazards
An engineer attempts suicide after he is made the scapegoat for a hazardous chemical spill that claimed the lives of three co-workers. Sydney threatens to kill an old enemy. 
9:00pm ET
The Pretender
Gigolo Jarod
While impersonating a gigolo, Jarod discovers a plot concocted by a real estate developer to drive residents of a poor urban area from their neighborhood. 
10:00pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Golden Fleece
Detectives have difficulty tracking down a con artist who has swindled an out-of-town businessman out of $5,000. 
10:30pm ET
N.Y.P.D.
The Peep Freak
While investigating the murder of a young woman, the police discover a peeping tom (martin sheen) who they believe is connected with the slaying. 
11:00pm ET
Bloodline
Hunter and McCall follow the trail of revenge and fraud while investigating the murder of a thoroughbred racehorse. 
12:00am ET
Presumed Guilty
McCall finds her loyalties sharply divided when an important murder case--being prosecuted by the Assistant District Attorney with whom she is in love--is jeopardized by Hunter, who thinks the defendant is innocent. 
1:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Suprise on Seagull Beach
The judge discovers that both surf punks and unregenerate nazis have an interest in his private beach. 
2:00am ET
Hardcastle & McCormick
Undercover Mccormick
Mccormick (daniel hugh kelly) poses as a policeman to nail renegade cops moonlighting as hit men. 
3:00am ET
V.I.P.
Miss Con-Jeannie-Ality
Val and company goes undercover at a beauty pageant to expose an internationally known assassin. 
4:00am ET
V.I.P.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Val
Johnny's return to action films is marred by the unexpected appearance of an old hong kong nemesis. 
5:00am ET
Sheena
Sanctuary
Sheena and cutter come to the aid of un troops trapped by rebel forces inside a wildlife sanctuary. 
6:00am ET
Family
Daylight Serenade
Buddy criticizes kate's nerdy piano student but later views him in a different light. Nancy needs annie to teach her how to roller skate in order to impress a handsome colleague.