Warren gets to meet his idol Barney Fife. Barney is thrilled to have someone worship him (at long last!) but tries to sneak out of town when a real case needs to be dealt with involving an escaped convict.
Aunt Bee loses a piece of jewelry and makes a claim on her insurance to get repaid. She spends the money and then, of course, finds her pin. Aunt Bee then has to find a way to get that money back.
Aunt Bee is frustrated at always having to rely on other people (notably Andy) for a ride. When she sees a car that Goober is selling she decides to finally learn how to drive and buy his car!
Uncle Joe runs as a candidate for the election of hooterville mayor.
2:00pm CT
Flying Nun
TO FLY OR NOT TO FLY
Sister Bertrille tries everything to stop from flying away during an important religious ceremony in the Windy City.
2:30pm CT
Flying Nun
HOW TO BE SPANISH GRANDMA
Sister Bertrille, her sister Jennifer and Jennifer's fiance become entangled in a proliferating deception: convincing Carlos's visiting grandmother he's a happily married man.
3:00pm CT
Bridget Loves Bernie
How to Be a Jewish Mother
After bernie rejects bridget's breakfast of ham and eggs, she decides to take a crash course in jewish cooking, which leads to disaster.
3:30pm CT
Bridget Loves Bernie
The Little White Lie That Grew and Grew
Bridget and her parents become jewish for the weekend when bernie's devout aunt stops in new york on her way back from israel.
Sonny recruits buffy and hildy to volunteer as "candy stripers" when the hospital where she works becomes short on staff. Kip discovers he has competition for sonny affections in the form of jim, a blind patient who knows buffy and hildy are men. Amy finds herself in over her head when she substitutes for a sick lilly as the hotel's manager.
7:00pm CT
S.W.A.T
Dealers in Death
When local police are overwhelmed by a series of crimes committed using automatic weapons, S.W.A.T. is called in discover the source of the weapons.
8:00pm CT
The Pretender
Mirage
Jarod investigates the death of a skydiver who met a mysterious end in the desert.
9:00pm CT
The Pretender
Better Part of Valor
Jarod uncovers the truth about a firefighter who died while battling a blaze inside a warehouse.
10:00pm CT
N.Y.P.D.
Murder for Infinity
A sculptor wanted for murder contacts haines' friend and bargains for a top defense lawyer.
10:30pm CT
N.Y.P.D.
The Pink Gumdrop
An attractive ex-convict who is a passenger in a stolen sports car, provides the lead in helping capture the head of a car theft ring.
11:00pm CT
Covert Affairs
Hang on to Yourself
After tragedy shakes up the cia, annie and the rest of the dpd find themselves in an unfamiliar situation.
12:00am CT
Covert Affairs
This Is Not America
When proprietary american technology is found in an iranian missile, annie is sent to israel where, along with eyal lavin, she attempts to discover who leaked the technology.
1:00am CT
Covert Affairs
Sound and Vision
Annie and auggie are brought together for a dpd assignment, sending them to spain to acquire a computer virus that china also wants to obtain.
2:00am CT
Covert Affairs
The Last Thing You Should Do
When a situation develops while auggie is visiting parker (guest star devin kelley) in africa, annie, joan, and lena (guest star sarah clarke) have to find a way to work together to bring him back safely.
3:00am CT
V.I.P.
48 1/2 Hours
An ex-con tries using a chance to help v.I.P. On the outside to catch a notorious jewel thief.
4:00am CT
V.I.P.
Valley Wonka
V.I.P. Is hired to protect a family business' secret formula for chocolate.
5:00am CT
Sheena
Doing as the Romans
Sheena and cutter work to save a young girl from a forced marriage to the country's corrupt leader.
6:00am CT
Family
A Safe House
Willie's old friend sam trask, wanted by the fbi, seeks willie's help in visiting his dying father. Buddy learns about responsible journalism when she publishes a story for the school newspaper without verifying the facts.