What's on Svengoolie's bookshelf?
The horror host has some surprising reading selections in his lair.
Svengoolie's stone lair is decorated with skeletons, skulls, candelabras and rubber chickens (naturally), but have you ever taken a close look at his shelves? We were curious to see what the horror host reads when not watching werewolf flicks — and the answer might surprise you! Here's a rundown of the books sitting on Svengoolie's shelf.
Hitchcock's Supernatural Tales of Terror and Suspense edited by Alfred Hitchcock
Well, this one seems like a no-brainer. (Actually, the brain is kept in a jar on another shelf.) For decades, Hitchcock licensed his name to dozens of anthologies. This one comes from 1973 — perhaps the prior Svengoolie left it lying around. Some big name contributed to this collection, like Patricia Highsmith and Raymond Chandler.
Magical Thinking by Augusten Burroughs
Though the title implies the book is about witches, that is not the case. Burroughs is best known for airing his painful personal experiences in the memoir Running with Scissors (which would make for another great B-movie title). In this collection of anecdotes of his life, the author recalls a Tang commercial from his youth and slaughtering a rodent.
The Ape in the Corner Office: Understanding the Workplace Beast in All of Us by Richard Conniff
Sounds like a great Abbott & Costello set-up, no? Conniff draws analogies between the simian world and the business world.
American Gothic by Steven Biel
One of the great American paintings is dissected and detailed in this art biography. What's the farmer going to do with that pitchfork? Guess we'll have to read to find out!
Sins of the Fathers by Susan Howatch
In perhaps the least likely find from Svengoolie's stash, a rich and powerful family struggles to maintain its hold. Howatch, who largely published novels about the Anglican church, penned this one in 1980. Maybe it's like Hammer horror but without any of the horror?
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