15 completely bizarre lunch boxes from back in the day
Did you have a metric system lunch box growing up?
It's back to school season, which means kids (and teachers) everywhere are enjoying the last few moments of summer before reality sets in for the next nine months.
Today, kids are probably buying fancy thermal lunch boxes or putting money on their ID cards to buy lunch at school. But back in the day, it was all about metal lunch boxes advertising our favorite TV shows, cartoons and music. Nothing made a statement like a lunch box, not even the outfit you wore on the first day of school.
There were a lot of hits, but there were also a lot of misses. Here are some pretty random lunch boxes from the '70s and '80s that had us doing double takes. Did you have any of these in elementary school? If you did, we're sorry.
1. The Metric System
Oh man, we just know the science nerds had this lunch box.
2. California Raisins
We didn't have to hear it through the grapevine to know this one was a little bizarre.
3. Sheriff (?) Ronald McDonald
Why is Ronald McDonald the sheriff of Cactus Canyon? And what is Birdie the Early Bird doing?
4. The Flying Nun
Popular among Catholic school students.
5. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Who remembers this Mary Poppins rip-off?
There were lunch boxes for Donny, Marie and Bee Gees. But for those who didn't claim a favorite, they had this generic box.
7. The Harlem Globetrotters
The Harlem Globetrotters were everywhere in the 1970s, even lunch boxes. Here they are playing on top of a bus.
It was like having Lassie on your lunch box, except with more water. Perfect for carrying tuna fish sandwiches.
9. The Six Million Dollar Man
We're not sure why this scene was chosen for the lunch box, but it sends a statement: back off my food!
10. The Waltons
For those who weren't allowed to watch cartoons or listen to disco, there was always this lunch box.
Wait, who was actually allowed to watch this as a young child?
12. Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp
This box is just monkey business. Unfortunately, we weren't chummy enough with Lancelot to call him "Lance."
13. Little House on the Prairie
Similar to The Waltons, this lunch box let people know you played it safe.
14. Land of the Giants
Land of the Giants was pretty cool. What's not so cool: this giant face watching you eat your PB&J.
This one was for the history nerds. Was there a product that wasn't turned red, white and blue during the bicentennial? Wait… are these kids excited the British are coming?