Who said these funny lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

Can you match the character to the catchphrase or one-liner?

The Dick Van Dyke Show had many great lines during its five-season run. There were the recurring jokes, like insulting Mel the producer, or perfect one-liners that only fit the specific and hilarious situations the characters on this classic sitcom usually found themselves in.

See if you can guess which characters said these lines in the quiz below.

  1. After Laura let the secret slip that Alan Brady is bald, who tells her:
  2. Who most often says the line:
  3. When Mel the producer asks the writing staff to show him a little respect, who replies:
  4. After getting insulted, who responds with this disgusted sound:
  5. After realizing a sketch was plagiarized, Rob explains he got the idea from his son. Who quickly responds:
  6. Who always quotes their aunt by saying:
  7. Who most often says:
  8. Who says the line:
  9. Who says the line:
  10. After Rob gets praised in an article for being the reason The Alan Brady Show is funny, who tells him:
  11. After hiding in the same bed with Laura, Buddy and Sally, Rob comments that nothing unusual has happened in the haunted cabin they’re staying in. Who replies:
  12. Who says:

Who said these funny lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

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MikefromJersey 4 days ago
10 for 12. I should have gotten them all but I was watching Brenda Scott on The Virginian
as I did the quiz. A great beauty and a fine actress, she should have had a bigger career.
Lacey 1 month ago
11/12 I should have gotten #5 but I didn't.
STTOS 1 month ago
You got 11 out of 12 - Did you have all the right moves for that quiz? Missed #9. Sounds more like Buddy talking to Pickles than Rob talking to Laura.
JHP 1 month ago
My most fav ep is "impractical joke" - by far
JHP 1 month ago
11/12 almost perfect "OH RRRRRROB!"
STTOS 2 months ago
You got 12 out of 12 - Did you have all the right moves for that quiz? I do know my DVD!! :)
trogg888 3 months ago
got 9. i watched this when i was very young and only recently have watched it again.great show
EllisClevenger 3 months ago
You got 9 out of 12
Did you have all the right moves for that quiz?
Missed #5, #9, and #11.
frenchman71 3 months ago
9/12. Probably the best sitcom that ever was.
Jeffrey 3 months ago
''You got 11 out of 12'' ----------Did you have all the right moves for that quiz? I got #4 WRONG!
Muleskinner 3 months ago
9/12. Didn’t have all the right moves.
Pilaf 3 months ago
I hated Laura's "Oh, Rob!" And no young wife would have called her young husband, "Darling," like she did in that phony voice. Zsa Zsa, maybe!
JHP Pilaf 3 months ago
laura on the show was a jealous, self centered "B"
Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie was so so good - any ep with them in it was my fav
My ultimate fav is the Impractical joke
JHP JHP 3 months ago
and furthermore what was MTM's fetish for coffee? even on her own show she was asking "would you like a cup of coffee? - almost every ep - be it DVD or MTM show
Wackydoglady 3 months ago
That was fun. My favorite episode is the one where Laura tells the world that Alan wears a toupee and also blurts out in Alan's office about his nose job. I love all the ones with Carl Reiner.
RottyAngel 3 months ago
12 out of 12! Guessed on a couple though. First time I ever got a perfect score! Do I get a Meershatz pipe?
MarkSpeck 3 months ago
10 out of 12. Had to guess at a few, but there were some I knew.
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