Who said these funny lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

Can you match the character to the catchphrase or one-liner?

The Dick Van Dyke Show had many great lines during its five-season run. There were the recurring jokes, like insulting Mel the producer, or perfect one-liners that only fit the specific and hilarious situations the characters on this classic sitcom usually found themselves in.

See if you can guess which characters said these lines in the quiz below.

  1. After Laura let the secret slip that Alan Brady is bald, who tells her:
  2. Who most often says the line:
  3. When Mel the producer asks the writing staff to show him a little respect, who replies:
  4. After getting insulted, who responds with this disgusted sound:
  5. After realizing a sketch was plagiarized, Rob explains he got the idea from his son. Who quickly responds:
  6. Who always quotes their aunt by saying:
  7. Who most often says:
  8. Who says the line:
  9. Who says the line:
  10. After Rob gets praised in an article for being the reason The Alan Brady Show is funny, who tells him:
  11. After hiding in the same bed with Laura, Buddy and Sally, Rob comments that nothing unusual has happened in the haunted cabin they’re staying in. Who replies:
  12. Who says:

Who said these funny lines on The Dick Van Dyke Show?

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MadMadMadWorld 10 months ago
My favorite gag line is Buddy's cliche reply to Mel's demand to "Show me a little respect" and Buddy kills it in his: "We're showing you as little respect as possible!"
MikefromJersey 22 months ago
10 for 12. I should have gotten them all but I was watching Brenda Scott on The Virginian
as I did the quiz. A great beauty and a fine actress, she should have had a bigger career.
Lacey 23 months ago
11/12 I should have gotten #5 but I didn't.
STTOS 23 months ago
You got 11 out of 12 - Did you have all the right moves for that quiz? Missed #9. Sounds more like Buddy talking to Pickles than Rob talking to Laura.
JHP 23 months ago
My most fav ep is "impractical joke" - by far
JHP 23 months ago
11/12 almost perfect "OH RRRRRROB!"
STTOS 24 months ago
You got 12 out of 12 - Did you have all the right moves for that quiz? I do know my DVD!! :)
trogg888 24 months ago
got 9. i watched this when i was very young and only recently have watched it again.great show
EllisClevenger 25 months ago
You got 9 out of 12
Did you have all the right moves for that quiz?
Missed #5, #9, and #11.
frenchman71 25 months ago
9/12. Probably the best sitcom that ever was.
Jeffrey 25 months ago
''You got 11 out of 12'' ----------Did you have all the right moves for that quiz? I got #4 WRONG!
Muleskinner 25 months ago
9/12. Didn’t have all the right moves.
25 months ago
I hated Laura's "Oh, Rob!" And no young wife would have called her young husband, "Darling," like she did in that phony voice. Zsa Zsa, maybe!
JHP Pilaf 25 months ago
laura on the show was a jealous, self centered "B"
Morey Amsterdam and Rose Marie was so so good - any ep with them in it was my fav
My ultimate fav is the Impractical joke
JHP JHP 25 months ago
and furthermore what was MTM's fetish for coffee? even on her own show she was asking "would you like a cup of coffee? - almost every ep - be it DVD or MTM show
Wackydoglady 25 months ago
That was fun. My favorite episode is the one where Laura tells the world that Alan wears a toupee and also blurts out in Alan's office about his nose job. I love all the ones with Carl Reiner.
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