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Can you guess what Mr. Haney is selling on Green Acres?
Fill in the blank on these hackneyed Haney hustles.
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The classic sitcom Green Acres is filled with outrageous and oddball characters — one being the ever-persistent, scheming Mr. Haney. Most might call him a scam artist, but he would much prefer the term "entrepreneur."
Here are ten businesses Mr. Haney unveiled to Oliver on the show. Can you fill in the blank to properly label each one?
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When Oliver says he's in need of more than just a car, Mr. Haney conveniently unveils "Haney's Rent a _______"
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What is missing from this sign?
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Drucker's store is closed, so Haney provides what kind of general store?
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Similarly, Haney's birthday "shoppy" uses the word...
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Here, Haney advertises what kind of planter?
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Oliver says he's actually planting something else so Haney naturally pulls down a sign for a _______ planter.
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What is missing from this sign?
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Haney added "Member of the Fryer's Club" as a play on words. What is missing here?
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What word is missing from this wordy sign?
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Here, Haney advertises the "Transcontinental _________ Apple Trucking Company"
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Can you guess what Mr. Haney is selling on Green Acres?
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8/10 I can't stand Mr. Haney!!!
6/10
Maybe Mr. Haney could sell me a better score.
"Dingwell's No Wilt Dickeys" LOL hilarious! A perennial staple in MikeyboyFromJersey's wardrobe!
Maybe Mr. Haney could sell me a better score.
"Dingwell's No Wilt Dickeys" LOL hilarious! A perennial staple in MikeyboyFromJersey's wardrobe!
4/10. Guessed at every answer
Missed #7.
It's funny how the characters on this show resemble my neighbors!
It's funny how the characters on this show resemble my neighbors!
7/10 Haven't watched this since it was originally on, or early re-runs. Underrated ensemble cast looking back. Can't get MeTV here in the UK unfortunately! Love the website, tho.
5/10 Never watched Green Acres.
6/10
You got 7 out of 10 - You saw right through that quiz. Great job! Not really a great job but since I am not very familiar with the show, I'll take it.
7/10.
10/10 Haney is the world's greatest pitchman and the world's worst salesman. Green Acres is just the best!
7/10...
10/10 One of my favorite shows. I have the complete series on DVD. A timeless classic!!
If you look closely at the 1965-1971 run of the series, you will notice a consistent feel that other shows lack but always fresh in its production.
If you look closely at the 1965-1971 run of the series, you will notice a consistent feel that other shows lack but always fresh in its production.
Long live Arnold
during Arnolds Stardom, I met his cousin, Bacon.
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8 of 10
7/10 🫣
7/10.
7 out of 10
8/10
3 of 10, I don't think I've ever watched a full episode.